It might seem like a joke but for this size and strength its actually insane, if humans had the same power we could break down a stone walls with our fists.
This is literally horrifying lmao. Imagine just chillen in your dark ass room, then hear banging on the door only to see that a alien like creature is trynna break in and eat you. Rip clammy
Actually, that's why the mantis shrimp exists, because evolving to crack open some inaccesible crustaceans would allow him to occupy a niche in the food chain that wasn't exploited by any almost other animals.
Does anyone else find it simply Incredible that any biological form of life can achieve such a feat? You're literally hearing a sonic boom with its fist!
what’s impressive is that it’s in the water doing that with such force and speed if a human does that under water it wouldn’t be fast and strong. Imagine if the mantis shrimp does it outside of the water it could break the shell a whole lot more quicker
No. They slow down their punches because on air the water doesn't slow down and absorb some of the power that the punch creates so they slow it down as to not injury theirselves.
mantis shrimp body is tuned to punch with the resistance of water in mind. and since water heavier than air, if the shrimp try to punch full power out of the water, its arm can literally fly off its body
@@crackhead6017 I don't know anything about raising them. Just that their punch has equivalent force to firing a .22 Caliber Bullet, so you need glass that can withstand that kind of hit, repeatedly.
Imagine the first person to find these little guys. Probably got his finger broken to splinters and everyone laughed their asses off when he said it’s from a shrimp lol.
@@-Untitled- Called "sea locusts" by ancient Assyrians, "prawn killers" in Australia,[5] and now sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters"-because of the animal's ability to inflict painful wounds if handled incautiously[6]-mantis shrimps have powerful raptorials that are used to attack and kill prey either by spearing, stunning, or dismembering. Some mantis shrimp species have specialised calcified "clubs" that can strike with great power, while others have sharp forelimbs used to seize the prey (hence the term "mantis" in its common name).
@@carlosandleon I must be mistaken then. The documentary I watched was wrong. A quick Google Search dose in deed say 1817. It must have been the 80s when they started to test them and thought there was two different kinds, but it turned out they were the same.
The Mantis Shrimp is definitely the guy who squeezes the bag of chips until it pops open rather than opening it normally, or better yet takes a knife and punctures the bag and opens it that way.
@@samiam619 what I meant was that most people usually open and shuck clams with knives, right? There are some bigger ones that need a hammer and a chisel to open them. And here the shrimp be like: He he, punch go brrr.
@@anomaly395 So do we though: sweating; excellent 3d, coloured, and motion tracking vision; ability to not only form words and sentences, but fictional ideas to coöperate in truly massive groups; ability to make tools and throw projectiles. There's a reason we are the worlds apex predator, we just take our own "powers" for granted.
fun fact: These shrimps must be kept in aquariums made of reinforced glass, because they can literally break the glass and break out of the aquarium if you put them in a normal one.
@@LegendLength hmm, good question. Being crustaceans, i would not expect them to be very social, and depending on size, they might find your hand-sausages rather appetizing.
@@LegendLength There's a video of one punching through a fisherman's boot (and a rather sturdy looking one at that) and drawing a pretty good amount of blood.
On that note, raise your hand if you believe evolution and adaptation over millions of years could produce such a thing. If you did, you are admitted to the Church of Darwin. Now, about that creator god Joel Osteen made millions of dollars talking about in his mega-church. Why would an all-knowing god create Mantis shrimp and clams? By the way, the Mantis shrimp, the zoologists call it that, is not actually a shrimp. Google it.
Honestly, this just made me appreciate how strong a good clam shell is. It eventually broke, but it took quite a few hits from this One Punch Shrimp to final break a chunk off
Okay you say that, but these guys CAN break their glass. The claw movements of the mantis shrimp is so fast that it hits twice: one from the claw, and second from the resulting shockwave from moving so fast underwater. They are badass.
Gotta ask about those fisherman or anyone who encountered this badboy of a mean shrimp for the firat time. Did they mistaken the shrimp for lobster's cousins? Did they survived the punches with all bones in the fingers intact?
Fun Fact! The strike of a Mantis Shrimp is so fast that it can literally evaporate the water around it through sheer kinetic heat, causing the surrounding water to collapse into the air pocket and create a second shockwave. This means that even if the initial hit missed, the secondary shockwave caused by the collapse could smack into prey and stun it, giving the Shrimp its meal anyways.
"Knock knock" Clam:Whose tehre?(asks boastful cuz shell unbreakable) Mantis shrimp: its me😀 Calm:Who? (Asks now a little bit worried) Mantis shrimp: Death....
EnteHS dUb "It was a loud knock, and then another, and another,..repeatedly. Mr.Clam refuses to open his door, the knocking gets more intense and hard as time goes by.Finally when his door has been broken open, a face appears between the cracks, whispering words Mr.Clam knows will be his last to hear: "Here's Johnny!" The End." idk plz dont judge me
@@jeskoschulte299 Um... how does that relate in any way? Try snapping or punching or shooting a gun in a body of water and see how many people hear it...
@@MeidoInHebun that's not true, sound does travel better in water, however it really does not matter here, since we humans would never be able to move fast enough in water to create a large enough force for others to hear outside the water.
More fun fact: the punches are so fast it literally breaks water physics and causes cavitation bubbles which creates second burst of energy that even creates light in some situations, also these guys can sea 16 colors where humans can only see 3 ( Red ,Blue, Yellow ) these creatures can possibly see radio waves since it was proven that they can even see polarized light.
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 not only that, but the use of the word "colors" isn't right either. I think they meant to say cones, which is the receptors in our eyes that allow us to see colors. We have red blue and yellow cones, so we can see colors those cones create. The fact that they have 16 cones and we only have 3 makes it sound much more impressive lol
@@evilgenius97 If you have a fish tank, stick your hands in it and crack your fingers. It sounds really weird. I haven't tried it any other container, it's possible that it sounds different with different materials and liquids.
@@daudabdulhakimnaufal9832 I guess I could have said it packs a punch, but it's funnier as the kick idiom and it's more of a kick with the kicking motion.
The fact that you can clearly hear the hits even through water and a glass panel proves how powerful that hit is Edit: I know sound travels faster and better in water because of more molecules, but for such a small animal to make one of its limbs accelerate faster than a car in a fraction of a second, to inflict destruction to other objects is truly remarkable
Just a fact: The “punch” a mantis shrimps does is at the speed of sound. Which is why you can both hear the amount of force exerted and the underwater bubbles forming above where he strikes. Captive ones have been known to break glass.
@@aceclover758 reminds me of tiger pistol shrimp. They do something similar, only it's so fast they make vacuum bubbles in the water which collapse and make light.
I was thinking I'd like a pet mantis shrimp but then I considered I'd need a concave tempered glass aquarium and tape along it so the shrimp doesn't demolish my house and I was like "nah I aint got mantis shrimp money"
Heck, it's already hard for us to do something as a punch underwater bc of the resistance, and not only this mantis does it, but it also does it with enough power to be clearly heard outside of the tank
Because the appendages are small and also don't get much water resistance. Stick your hand in a fish tank or sink filled with water and finger flick the side. It has just as much power as this shrimp. Cover your finger tip with something hard and you can break glass or crack the shell of this thing with your finger as well.
@@Bitchslapper316 don’t get me wrong, humans can flick pretty hard. I have no doubt that you or I could flick a shrimp across the room. But this shrimp can leave a bloody tear in your flesh from a single flick.
Imagine being inside the clam seeing a big ass shrimp keep wiggling his arms and legs in tryna reach around and pull me out. Prolly sound like gun shots inside that shell 😭😭
Every start to a clam’s horror novel: “There was a knock at my shell”.
The novel was published posthumously
Insert Jack Nicholson's face 😂
Said the Mantis Shrimp “Nevermore...”
hello can i help you .. my mums at work .music, smoke shell fragments ..
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,. As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
The hell boy this is a vid bout shrimp eatin clams y u out here expanding my mind li that
It’s the Jeremy Clarkson of crustaceans...
Wow, thanks for the senior quote bro
Lol
r/suddenlysexoffender
“WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!?”
*SLAP*
“WHERES THE MONEY”
*SLAP*
wheresthefuckingMONEYSHITHEAAAAAD
*Drowning baby noises*
I think its down there somewhere
Lemmetakeanotherlook
Damn hajhahsjahsja
Baby crying
Shrimp: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Clam: "Oh no..."
Shrimp: "KNOCK KNOCK"
Top comment lmao
the part where the mantis shrimp says "it's knockin'in time" and then throws a ballistic missile at a peaceful neighborhood was epic
@@Poopenfarden*deep fries balls*
@@Poopenfardencomment of the year
*silence*
This is why you never put all your skill points into the defense tree
Mortal Kombat 😂
Unless your Maple in BOFURI
Shrimp got that +50 to Armor Penetration lol
Nightxblaze my guy is running full metal jacket
@@nightxblaze8384 yeah but in lol armor is cheaper than flat pen
Clam: * Chilling *
Shrimp: *S M A C C*
Big *s m a c c*
Shrimp: lemme smash
2 minutes later
Shrimp: *S N A C C*
I heard this from my mums room last night when my sis invited some friends over
Can you imagine if the mantis shrimp was as big as a human?
Humans: Put your knife between the two halves of the clam...
Mantis Shrimp: Just punch it hard. Like, really hard.
Everything can be solved using brute force, if it can't, it's just you're not strong enough ...
Not hard, but more like fast. Like, REALLY fast.
The force of that tiny punches are equivalent of a .22LR bullet
@@many5an480 So a mantis shrimp punch is like a human blazing a clam with a pistol
@@many5an480 Can you elaborate? I'm pretty a shrimp can't produce that kind of power
I love how it's not a bite, it's not a sting, it literally just punches its prey to death.
Just like the Walloped from Ratchet and Clank, literally punch the crap out of your enemies.😂
Mike Tyson shrimp :)
Interesting fact the mantis shrimp has a spear like and a club like they can use
Every clam has a plan until They Get Punched in the shell. -Mantis shrimp
Sometimes even when it misses, it's enough to knock out its prey.
At least the Mantis Shrimp has the courtesy to knock first before taking the Clam hostage
😂😂
stomatopod satire? this gets better
Just like itachi
Yep we just dip them in boiling water...
Nunca imagine que un canal sobre "legos" estaria viendo estas cosas xd
The way he dragged the clam inside was straight out of a horror movie.
Even how he checked the crack and was like yup he's finished ☠️😳
Imagine your testicle getting hit by this 💀💀
@@Cptlink420 some dudes might like it. 😁
Not me that seems like a real nut cracker.
The clam is now in Brazil 😔😔😔
@@Cptlink420 straight to heaven
"Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the shell."
Mantis Tyson
ua-cam.com/video/dUNnQ2kyrQI/v-deo.html !!!!l
Haha
Mantis Shrimpson*
@@xxxikarixxxkb Mike Mantis
Prison Mantis
It might seem like a joke but for this size and strength its actually insane, if humans had the same power we could break down a stone walls with our fists.
minecraft
@@normanmai7865 I hate that I have to agree with you.
@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also have to agree with you.
@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also also have to agree with you.
@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also also also have to agree with you.
This is literally horrifying lmao. Imagine just chillen in your dark ass room, then hear banging on the door only to see that a alien like creature is trynna break in and eat you. Rip clammy
That close, probably sound like grenades
😄😄😄
@Todd M Really? I thought they live in a clam society
I laughed when i read "rip clammy"
@Todd M actually they are, they have legs, they find mates to breed they get irritated by grain of sand
It’s all fun and games until the Shrimp mistakes his reflection on the glass for a rival
Yup! Then its bye-bye aquarium!
You're talking about a mirror m8.. Not aquarium glass lol. I get the joke tho~
@@TeamLegacyFTW No, you can see your reflection in glass too.
@@strawdeath263 so that's the horror in my dreams
"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!"
clam: let’s evolve to have a shell so no animal can get to our insides and hurt us!!
mantis shrimp: *no*
It didn't happen because it doesn't happen.
Actually, that's why the mantis shrimp exists, because evolving to crack open some inaccesible crustaceans would allow him to occupy a niche in the food chain that wasn't exploited by any almost other animals.
HannibalKantter thats exactly what i meant, why else would it have such a powerful claw
N o .
@@russclaeyborn3587 leave
The engineering that goes into both creatures is incredible.
Yeah, Allah is truly the Greatest.
@@unknowuser9821 lol
Yep, blueprints were drawn out. That's a completely sane thing to think.
woooosh
Fake God @@unknowuser9821
“Here’s Johnny” scene but shrimp and clam
So True!
Bruhhhh🤣🤣
Recommended list 11 years later
nice meme
Nice reference
Girl: Do you have a pool table downstairs?
Me: Nah that's just my fish.
underrated
Fish?
F i s h ?
*O S T E I C H T H Y E S ?*
That’s a mantis shrimp
Does anyone else find it simply Incredible that any biological form of life can achieve such a feat? You're literally hearing a sonic boom with its fist!
*The shrimp:*
*We are trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty*
stealed comment lul
@@youcanchangehandlewithin14days did I?
@@youcanchangehandlewithin14days the comment wasn't the same as mine
@@AntiDepressantOverdose yeah different format but same point
@@AntiDepressantOverdose btw what is the game on your vids
Stand up comedian Shrimp has a killer knock knock routine, makes audience crack up every time
I see what you did there.😅
Underrated comment
Ur a legend.
2001 called they want their jokes back
@@reroman3950 making called, they want their sense back...
"Oh cool, you have a pet shrimp! Does he pinch with his claw?"
"No, he only punches."
ông anh lạc trôi đến tận đây kia à :)))
we have a saying "pinch punch for first of the month" is this something like that ?
“what?”
“yeah no those claws? they beat things to death.”
And he only takes his prey to Brazil
@@mothman7430 stomatopods also stab and a whole lot of other stuff. Not sure they kill people much.
what’s impressive is that it’s in the water doing that with such force and speed if a human does that under water it wouldn’t be fast and strong. Imagine if the mantis shrimp does it outside of the water it could break the shell a whole lot more quicker
No. They slow down their punches because on air the water doesn't slow down and absorb some of the power that the punch creates so they slow it down as to not injury theirselves.
Humans can do the same thing. Stick your hand in a fish tank and flick the glass with your finger.
mantis shrimp body is tuned to punch with the resistance of water in mind.
and since water heavier than air, if the shrimp try to punch full power out of the water, its arm can literally fly off its body
Not sure how much that is true, since the appendage they punch with is so small there isn’t much surface area to create inertia from the water.
Everybody gangsta till the mantis shrimp starts punching the glass
Well by doing so he's basically committing suicide when the water leaks out lol
They actually do that btw
Yeah, you have to use strengthened glass to keep them, and it's advised heavily against handling them because they can _and will_ break your fingers.
@@LeviathanTamer31 can u eat the ones u raise
@@crackhead6017 I don't know anything about raising them. Just that their punch has equivalent force to firing a .22 Caliber Bullet, so you need glass that can withstand that kind of hit, repeatedly.
Imagine the first person to find these little guys. Probably got his finger broken to splinters and everyone laughed their asses off when he said it’s from a shrimp lol.
You're actually right, it was in the 80s I think when they were discovered and it did break a bone in his finger.
@@-Untitled- that's bullshit, the creature has been discovered far long before, they are rather common where I live, you often see them during dives.
@@-Untitled- Called "sea locusts" by ancient Assyrians, "prawn killers" in Australia,[5] and now sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters"-because of the animal's ability to inflict painful wounds if handled incautiously[6]-mantis shrimps have powerful raptorials that are used to attack and kill prey either by spearing, stunning, or dismembering. Some mantis shrimp species have specialised calcified "clubs" that can strike with great power, while others have sharp forelimbs used to seize the prey (hence the term "mantis" in its common name).
@@carlosandleon I must be mistaken then. The documentary I watched was wrong. A quick Google Search dose in deed say 1817. It must have been the 80s when they started to test them and thought there was two different kinds, but it turned out they were the same.
Mind you, in some places people actually eat them.
The fact that you can hear the tapping so clearly through the water and outside the tank is more than a little terrifying
Mantis Shrimp destroys clam with facts and logic. (Watch till the end).
A mantis shrimps punch has the same power as a 22LR bullet. Very very powerful.
I’ve heard that they mess with sonar listening from some distance away.
Terrifying? I can chew its head off in one bite.
@@BobSmith-un5mw
But it'll give you one heck of a knock on the chin while you do so.
The Mantis Shrimp is definitely the guy who squeezes the bag of chips until it pops open rather than opening it normally, or better yet takes a knife and punctures the bag and opens it that way.
i might be a mantis shrimp then
What's just as impressive as the fact the mantis shrimp delivering that much force is the fact that the clamshell doesn't give way easily to it.
Bruh, some clams literally need a chisel and a hammer to dent them even.
@@kytrensol9777 Here’s a clue, the Mantis HAS a hammer and chisel.
These other species of animal really do be having superpowers
@@samiam619 what I meant was that most people usually open and shuck clams with knives, right? There are some bigger ones that need a hammer and a chisel to open them.
And here the shrimp be like: He he, punch go brrr.
@@anomaly395 So do we though: sweating; excellent 3d, coloured, and motion tracking vision; ability to not only form words and sentences, but fictional ideas to coöperate in truly massive groups; ability to make tools and throw projectiles.
There's a reason we are the worlds apex predator, we just take our own "powers" for granted.
Mantis shrimp: These hands are rated E for Everyone
I see you in anime comments
You again this is the 3rd time this week!
E for eternal concussion
I see u like everywhere
Justin Y and this dude are omnipresence in comments
Mantis shrimp: “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS”
You're god damn right.
@@Jpowers19 exactly
mantis shrimp: knock knock
clam: who's there......
mantis shrimp: here's johnny !
@@Jpowers19 don't use God's name in vain please
@@darioclb1363 It's fine. He hasn't held me in high regard for quite some time now.
The Clam: "Yo bro no one's home"
The Shrimp: "STANDING HERE I REALIZE-"
haha
fun fact: These shrimps must be kept in aquariums made of reinforced glass, because they can literally break the glass and break out of the aquarium if you put them in a normal one.
@@LegendLength hmm, good question. Being crustaceans, i would not expect them to be very social, and depending on size, they might find your hand-sausages rather appetizing.
@@LegendLength They indeed do, there's a reason fishermen who have caught them have nicknamed them thumbsplitters.
@@LegendLength There's a video of one punching through a fisherman's boot (and a rather sturdy looking one at that) and drawing a pretty good amount of blood.
@@Samagryn saw this video. At the end he had the shrimp within punching distance from his dangle berries...
@@kornaros96 one parts brave, three parts fool....
Clam: evolves armor over millions of years. Shrimp: evolves these hands
Whats the solution to overcome protective measures against violence? More intense violence!
Oh so I think dinosaurs devolved in these puny lizards
On that note, raise your hand if you believe evolution and adaptation over millions of years could produce such a thing. If you did, you are admitted to the Church of Darwin.
Now, about that creator god Joel Osteen made millions of dollars talking about in his mega-church. Why would an all-knowing god create Mantis shrimp and clams?
By the way, the Mantis shrimp, the zoologists call it that, is not actually a shrimp. Google it.
@@solo8997 many dinosaur is now bird actually
@@hikarihakai1285 only one claide turned into birds.
The other 98% were starved, frozen, drowned, buried, burned or suffacated until they were gone.
Honestly, this just made me appreciate how strong a good clam shell is. It eventually broke, but it took quite a few hits from this One Punch Shrimp to final break a chunk off
Underwater no less
One Punch Shrimp lmao his name is probably Saitama
@@mr.mcnuggies Shrimtama
this was in fact a clam shell of quality and an impeccable defense
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Shrimp 「Lets go on a date❤」
Clam 「No」
He's gonna punch thru that glass if the owner forgets to feed him.
Okay you say that, but these guys CAN break their glass. The claw movements of the mantis shrimp is so fast that it hits twice: one from the claw, and second from the resulting shockwave from moving so fast underwater. They are badass.
He's gonna punch the glass regardless. He's mantis shrimp, he's not going to take shit from nobody
Thats why people buy unbreakable glasses.
@@dancerouteunlimited4482 mantis shrimps can break through bullet proof glass
Gotta ask about those fisherman or anyone who encountered this badboy of a mean shrimp for the firat time. Did they mistaken the shrimp for lobster's cousins? Did they survived the punches with all bones in the fingers intact?
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Joe.”
“Joe who?”
*CRACK*
This is like, luau at Mel Blank’s house
There was no Joe.
Joe mama
turns out it wasn’t a knock knock joke, it was a break-in
Joe are dead.
Imagine skinny dipping in the ocean and a mantis shrimp mistakes your balls for a clam.
Sounds nice. Might get a mantis shrimp now
Man, people got some weird kinks nowadays.
He can have a rocky training montage
CBT Boys 12: Beat Down In Bikini Bottom
This shouldn't have made me chuckle, but it did lmao.
“WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SHRIMPY?”
Me: the clam doesn’t look damaged at all.
Mantis shrimp: *rotates clam*.
Mantis shrimp be like: bet
Mantis shrimp: YoU weRe sAyiN'?
Oh
🤣😂
Mantis Shrimp: “Observe”
Clam: Develops hard shell to protect itself from predators.
Mantis shrimp: “Oh no! Anyways:”
XD
🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂So Funny
900th like
Anyway
@@rabidlice7769 nobody cares
“I just want to talk to him”
“I said I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM”
**Slowly drags clam away**
*" We will Just have a small chat, Don't worry. "*
@@BLDw_TT 😂😂
the next day: Let's all prey fr clam's soul. RIP CLAM😇
"I just wanna shoot him- i just want to talk to him"
I just wanna shake his hand
I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND
@@pat8060 lol exactly what I was thinking if
Mantis shrimp: Excuse me , we are trying to reach you about the extended warranty of your car...
“Just gonna eat this…”
*Glances at camera*
“…in private.”
*Pulls clam inside*
Underated comment
*"You're next"*
I read that in zoidbergs voice
U funny
Hilarious
Fun Fact! The strike of a Mantis Shrimp is so fast that it can literally evaporate the water around it through sheer kinetic heat, causing the surrounding water to collapse into the air pocket and create a second shockwave. This means that even if the initial hit missed, the secondary shockwave caused by the collapse could smack into prey and stun it, giving the Shrimp its meal anyways.
You're thinking of the snap of a pistol shrimp
So basically it's punching sonic booms?
@@kynelius nah they do that too
Not an air bubble, a vacuum bubble.
This would be an awesome anime
Clam: “What the hell is going on out there?”
Mantis Shrimp: “HERE’S JOHNNY”
😂 this deserves more likes
Clam: **Screaming**
@@MisterJohnDoe GETS DRAGGED TO BRAZIL
Best comment here 😂
Clam: *wahmen getting scared scared.jpeg
Really makes you appreciate how strong it is to hear those impacts so loudly despite it being submerged.
Clam: *Evolves so his shell is hard enough to keep predators away*
Mantis Shrimp: lol knock knock
Good one 😂😂😂
Hahhajahahhajaha.
Punch go brrrrr
knock knock, open up the door, it's real!
it's the nonstop pop pop, of stainless steel!
x gon give it to ya
he gon give it to ya
x gon give it to ya
"Knock knock"
Clam:Whose tehre?(asks boastful cuz shell unbreakable)
Mantis shrimp: its me😀
Calm:Who? (Asks now a little bit worried)
Mantis shrimp: Death....
I can only imagine what he did to that thing in his cave
kinky things
Yup his sex dungeon
Vore
sex.
What the
when you realise the sound is coming through the water
edit:- like wtf 💀 i came back after my covid and this is what i see 💀💀💀💀
Holy fish thanks for telling
@@lol-zi4if do u realise that the sound is traveling from the water to the air
@@aryankala7858 Youre special
@@thechannelofgodgamin i just realised things what i wanted to say and what i said were different😐
@@aryankala7858 I get what you mean DW aha. Imagine the sound in a echo chamber on dry land. Deafened
Love how he eagerly drags it off to be devoured
"Do you have a moment to talk about our only Lord Cthulhu?"
the Mantis Shrimp asked calmly, after knocking gently
Oh damm! that was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Jesus loves you
0:28
😂😂😂
"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD CTHULHU!!!!" The Mantis Shrimp said calmly
Every clam horror story began with "there was a knock at the door"
EnteHS dUb "It was a loud knock, and then another, and another,..repeatedly. Mr.Clam refuses to open his door, the knocking gets more intense and hard as time goes by.Finally when his door has been broken open, a face appears between the cracks, whispering words Mr.Clam knows will be his last to hear: "Here's Johnny!"
The End."
idk plz dont judge me
XD
but witnesses
😃HA HAA
EnteHS dUb That is how a mantis shrimp do
Guest: “Is there a ping pong table in that room?”
This guy: “No that’s just my shrimp.”
Guest: “Run that by me again??”
LMAO
Slightly altered top comment. Be original
@@lucid_lucas4509 ^
@@lucid_lucas4509 top comment for me says that this shrimp is strong enough to hit a basketball into orbit soooooooooo not copying. 🤷♂️
Slight edit, if the shrimp was human size
Aww, it's really fascinating to watch this. Plus I like how he/she wants some privacy to eat the clam.
“Excuse me sir, you dropped your wallet”
*no response*
*knocks harder*
Excuse me, sir? Sir? SIR?!!!?!
“It’s not my wallet”
“But I saw you drop it. Here.”
@@salomon4132 gracias!
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People: we should be more peaceful like animals
Animals
@Logic Police vegans I guess
He just hungry tho. We do it for fun
@@fernandoleamshake7031 nah thats probably just you and your kind. normal people dont do that
@@fernandoleamshake7031 cats would like to have a conversation with you.
@@v3ngence138 we don't need to eat meat. Its inefficent and wastes 90% of the calories
This is horrifying imagine this freaky shrimp thing breaks through into your home and then drags you into a dark cave to eat you
I didn't think of it that way,n ow its more horrifying
Thanks
It really is, that gave me chills
It’s not this is just Mother Nature
Not before it punches the fucking daylights out of you and breaks your face first....
It could have break the tank if it wanted
Aww how nice of it to pet the clam and bring it inside its home. I love nature. 😊💞
Note that the shrimp dragged the clam off-camera after cracking the shell open, likely because what was to follow would be too graphic for youtube.
Shrimp knows what's up
@Joker Toker *i WakE uP fEeLiNg sO hOrNy*
@@Damnnthatscrazy I can't get you out of my mind
Heart of the Sea sexy you is all I neeed!
He's so nice
Mantis shrimp : wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Clam : Uh oh
KNOCK punches* FUKING KNOCK punches*
gu
This is an underrated comment
Who's there?
Mantis...
Mantis who?
Man, tis is goodbye...
The fact you can literally hear each strike despite them being surrounded in water goes to show how powerful mantis shrimp are
actually water is a better medium to transport sound waves just sayin :>
@@jeskoschulte299 Um... how does that relate in any way? Try snapping or punching or shooting a gun in a body of water and see how many people hear it...
@@jeskoschulte299 but water to air is not good for transmission
@@jeskoschulte299 No, it's very dense, gases like air are much better
*I was wrong, stop replying to me with the same thing please
@@MeidoInHebun that's not true, sound does travel better in water, however it really does not matter here, since we humans would never be able to move fast enough in water to create a large enough force for others to hear outside the water.
*The next day*
"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to get myself punched with the force of infinity"
Fun fact: These types of shrimps are not allowed to be on display, because they can easily break through glass containers
I love how clear we can hear the snap from under water
More fun fact: the punches are so fast it literally breaks water physics and causes cavitation bubbles which creates second burst of energy that even creates light in some situations, also these guys can sea 16 colors where humans can only see 3 ( Red ,Blue, Yellow ) these creatures can possibly see radio waves since it was proven that they can even see polarized light.
@@kennichigatchalian6710 You can't "break" physics. Bad word choice
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 not only that, but the use of the word "colors" isn't right either. I think they meant to say cones, which is the receptors in our eyes that allow us to see colors. We have red blue and yellow cones, so we can see colors those cones create. The fact that they have 16 cones and we only have 3 makes it sound much more impressive lol
@@evilgenius97 If you have a fish tank, stick your hands in it and crack your fingers. It sounds really weird. I haven't tried it any other container, it's possible that it sounds different with different materials and liquids.
A few days later at a restaurant:
"This shrimp has a little kick to it."
"You should have seen it back when it was alive."
Underrated comment
This is one for the books
Lol Underrated.
Isn't it punch
@@daudabdulhakimnaufal9832 I guess I could have said it packs a punch, but it's funnier as the kick idiom and it's more of a kick with the kicking motion.
Mantis shrimp are the only sea creatures that I imagine would invent swear words.
pretty sure it was the clam who was swearing by the end
Crabs lmao
Killer whales are learning to speak like humans
In French tho
what about angler fishes, puffer fishes or eels
Fun fact: if you keep the mantis shrimp around your nuts, you're probably going to lose them forever
Shrimp: (knocks aggressively)
Clam: yeah, who is it?
Shrimp: *D E A T H*
Lmao this should be top comment
Omae wa mou shinderu....
NANI?!
Shrimp: (breaks the shell) *"Here's Johnny!"*
@@hanselsihotang it was at this moment when he knew it, he fcked up
His claws have names. The right one is "Facts." The left one is "Logic."
clam gets destroyed by facts and logic
The clam got destroyed by pure logic
@YeeMan ben shrimpiro
No man, they're the Knock twins, Knock and Knock.
The right one is facts and the other is logic, which is also right.
The fact that you can clearly hear the hits even through water and a glass panel proves how powerful that hit is
Edit: I know sound travels faster and better in water because of more molecules, but for such a small animal to make one of its limbs accelerate faster than a car in a fraction of a second, to inflict destruction to other objects is truly remarkable
Just a fact:
The “punch” a mantis shrimps does is at the speed of sound. Which is why you can both hear the amount of force exerted and the underwater bubbles forming above where he strikes.
Captive ones have been known to break glass.
@@aceclover758 reminds me of tiger pistol shrimp. They do something similar, only it's so fast they make vacuum bubbles in the water which collapse and make light.
It's said that the punch of this 15 cm dude is equal to a magnum bullet shot
Powerful enough to send us to another Galaxy🤣
In water and with recorded audio. Yet it's still as loud as it was live
Mantis shrimp: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Ross creations did it first 🌹
Boo move on
@@xxburtonxx45acp sorry didn’t look through all the comments
Underrated
@@xxburtonxx45acp There’s no obligation to read 11 years of comments before commenting. Lighten up Francis.
The one knock-knock joke you don't want to be on the receiving end of
Clam: Just minding it's own business.
Mantis Shrimp: Have you ever been punched at the speed of sound?
No ?
Its your lucky day as a matter of fact i will turn in a few more
Indoor
Not at the speed of sound but with the strength of Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball
@@Khong-q1m No actually at the speed of sound
Mantis Shrimp: "These hands aren't for just attracting mates"
I respect your comment good Lad
He's says these claws
they're still big meaty claws though
It punch mate
What is your pfp? (I'm not simping for the character in the picture)
Stop liking this comment and leave it at 666 please. ty.
Without further adieu, my original comment:
World's most aggressive Jehova Witness.
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahaah
Shrimp: Did you hear the good news?
Dude when I tell you I was rolling
Mantis Shrimp: Not so strong now, eh? Enough of that, lunch is ready
Imagine you piss this thing off and it punches the glass
They break out of aquarium glass all the time
They punch at the speed of sound that's why you can hear it so clearly through the glass and watet.
Glass doesn't stand a chance m8.
I was thinking I'd like a pet mantis shrimp but then I considered I'd need a concave tempered glass aquarium and tape along it so the shrimp doesn't demolish my house and I was like "nah I aint got mantis shrimp money"
rparker069 I think you can keep them in acrylic aquariums
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re probably not punching the problem hard enough
That belongs on a tee shirt.
Words to live by.
if at first you don’t succeed, BLOW IT UP AGAIN
DnD Monks in a nutshell
relationship goals
He’s aggressively kindly knocking on that clam
Mantis Shrimp: Hey, wanna hear a knock-knock joke? Knock knock.
Clam: OH MY GOSH I'M CRACKIN' UP!!!
alboix56 XD i get it
Hahahaha
I will use this joke
I like it!
Ayyy! ☝️😄
Fun fact: The bubbles around the clam are from the water instantly vaporizing from the heat and force of the punch.
Um no, they aren't. They're from the rapid change in pressure, like the bubbles from a boat propeller.
@@Lucas-sk5iy Vaporization is caused by a rapid change in pressure. If the pressure didn't change, it couldn't be a gas.
@@Lucas-sk5iy PVnRT bro
@@own4801 That's literally what I said.
aren't they cavitation bubbles?
“Excuse me, please……The rest of you don’t need to see this part” 🍴
Heck, it's already hard for us to do something as a punch underwater bc of the resistance, and not only this mantis does it, but it also does it with enough power to be clearly heard outside of the tank
Because the appendages are small and also don't get much water resistance. Stick your hand in a fish tank or sink filled with water and finger flick the side. It has just as much power as this shrimp. Cover your finger tip with something hard and you can break glass or crack the shell of this thing with your finger as well.
@@Bitchslapper316 don’t get me wrong, humans can flick pretty hard. I have no doubt that you or I could flick a shrimp across the room. But this shrimp can leave a bloody tear in your flesh from a single flick.
Me: "eh, doesn't look that bad."
Shrimp: **rotates clam**
Me: "eh, looks that bad."
Imagine being inside the clam seeing a big ass shrimp keep wiggling his arms and legs in tryna reach around and pull me out. Prolly sound like gun shots inside that shell 😭😭
Lil Wayne best rapper?
Considering each of those punches exerts a similar level of force as a gunshot, that wouldn’t be far off
Ebirah?
@@N8crafter wouldn't it literally be like a resonance chamber except the only thing absorbing the energy is the clam inside
@@cearnold I’m not sure, but it seems possible?
“I like ya cut g”
-mantis shrimp
Epic
AaAAAaaAaAaAAa
0:14
beyond unfunny
@@rene9406 i like ya cut g
A basketball into orbit. Only Chuck Norris can do this.
Bruce Lee: “Next I will demonstrate my one inch punch.”
Mantis Shrimp: “Hold my clam.”
😭😂
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Clam: Through millions of years of evolution I have developed this impenetrable shell to protect me!
Mantis shrimp: So anyways I started blasting...
There's no such thing as evolution.
@@DallasdotMPEG I see.. theres gonna be a war in the comments
You mean. So anyway, i started knocking
@@DallasdotMPEG Agreed. But, there is to some degree. For instance, a shell can get thicker and stronger. I was merely saying something funny.
@@canieatit6815
Some people can't take a joke, when it comes close to challenging their personal beliefs. People like that take things to personal.
Shrimp - *KNOCK KNOCK*
Clam - Who's there?
Shrimp - *FALCON PUNCH*
+Insaint Bear :D
+Ultra Critic
Clam - Falcon Punch Who?
Shrimp - *OPEN YOU FUCKER OR I WILL FALCON PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU*
Insaint Bear 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO!
😂😂😂😂😂ههه
It's all fun & games until the mantis shrimp comes a-knockin
"Tiny shrimp unexpectedly *destroys* brown clam with great technique."
-BRAZZERS
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LMFAO!
fucken hell i cried
Almighty Bibby don't be racist!
Whats the matter, someone get whipped a little too hard last night?
The shrimp just wants to talk to the clam about his car's extended warranty
Was going to give a like but your at 69
@Johney Riizer
@Johney Riizer My god shut the fuck up up ready, YOU CANT SPELL SO GET YOUR CRINGY ASS SELF OUT OF THE COMMENT SECTION DUMB ASS.
@Johney Riizer bruuuuuuh, shut the duck uppppp, you spend so much time on the internetttt, that even your parents disowned youuuu. Sheeshhhhh, lmaoooo
This made me laugh. Thank you.
You gotta like how it turns the clam proudly towards the camera to show it's accomplishment
_"And there you go. I'm the Clam Cracking Shrimp-yer, have a nice day."_
"You're next..."
"oh sorry, this must be a bad angle..." *Carefully moves clam to the right*
*its
I need this in my kitchen. I have a pistachio that I can’t open.
lol
That would be terrifying, being a clam knowing its breaking through ya shell.
Here’s Johnny!
I mean if they had brains then probably.
I think you'd be terrified the moment you realize you live in the ocean.
@@Kyrieru true, its like infinite possibilities of the worst deaths imaginable
woah we have the same name
Everyone's gangsta until the Mantis Shrimp taps the glass.
Shrimp: "Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"
Calm: "ye.. sure"
Shrimp: *KNOCK KNOCK*
Calm: OH MY GOSH I AM CRACKING!!
Underrated
Truly underrated
So true yes haha!
Clam...
Panik
Other predators: Figure out weak spots through trial and error.
Mantis shrimp: Lol just punch the shit out of it it like, really, really hard.
@Darth Omega beat to it
@@boredproduction beat the devil out of it
@Courier Zero can anyone tell my uncultured ass what reference is this?
@@aldi_the_flash2496 jojo
@@MultiMindRape AH SH*T I MISSED ANOTHER JOJO REFERENCE
fuck
There's a little scotty engine room guy in the clam saying "She cannae take any more Captain!" 😂
😄
Damn Trekke you're right on time! LOL!
🤣🤣🤣
cannae
I'd thumbs up many times for that comment hahaha