Giant Smashing Mantis Shrimp VS Giant Crabs

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2014
  • Rare Educational High Quality Photography & Filming with Slow Motion (High Speed FPS) Mantis Shrimp (Stomatopod) & Various Crabs (Brachyura) Documentary Footage.
    The photos, videos, audio & effects are produced and owned by me and protected under international copyright laws.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 4 роки тому +6262

    This is who they sent when Mr. Krabs couldn’t pay his debt.

    • @antoniohudge5701
      @antoniohudge5701 4 роки тому +117

      this comment is underated
      lol this is so funny incant stop laughing

    • @missingone9185
      @missingone9185 4 роки тому +94

      You mean won't pay his debt

    • @user-kr4wm3bw5v
      @user-kr4wm3bw5v 4 роки тому +24

      Larry The Lobster VS Yujin Crab 😁

    • @obliteratordeathcon4456
      @obliteratordeathcon4456 4 роки тому +16

      @@user-kr4wm3bw5v mantis shrimp aren't lobster

    • @TStamp-lw4ku
      @TStamp-lw4ku 4 роки тому +14

      Gmanmovies09 they should make an episode based around this topic and have the Shrimp have a Super Punching ability or Know Karate or something so Spongebob can fight him

  • @Thecoolaccount
    @Thecoolaccount 4 роки тому +3182

    Imagine a creature tearing your arm off, dragging it into its dark lair, then listening to the sounds of it continuing to break your lost limb.

    • @EmptyThoUGhtz
      @EmptyThoUGhtz 4 роки тому +157

      Get the glock

    • @fernandosolito1565
      @fernandosolito1565 4 роки тому +89

      I will never sleep again

    • @_radkate_211
      @_radkate_211 3 роки тому +68

      Nothing else to do but cry and ask your limb for forgiveness for not being able to protect it

    • @insectslayer1374
      @insectslayer1374 3 роки тому +64

      Then you realize you are starving and you start hunting the closest piece of meat around which is the same thing that chopped off and ate your limb

    • @gotbigdreams.5257
      @gotbigdreams.5257 3 роки тому +21

      me would begging the creature to not kill me.but nope, he not understand my language.

  • @everdash
    @everdash 3 роки тому +2378

    This is like being stuck in a phone booth with Mike Tyson.

    • @ted6462
      @ted6462 3 роки тому +38

      LOL

    • @warlockengineer
      @warlockengineer 3 роки тому +161

      Imagine getting your arms literally punched off by Mike Tyson

    • @adityavikram244
      @adityavikram244 2 роки тому +44

      @@warlockengineer and then he starts to eat them while you watch waiting for him to kill you. I don't know how people can put up creatures to die mercilessly. In the natural habitat its fine but to specifically put them to fight and die? The guy should be put in cage with a tiger.

    • @majdijubarah2423
      @majdijubarah2423 2 роки тому +4

      @Marcos Garcia well that’s even worse. Lol

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 2 роки тому +51

      @@adityavikram244 this is actually ethical. I forgot what the video is called but there is this eagle who refuses to hunt and prefers to walk rather than fly because it was raised in captivity and got everything handed to it. Now female eagles don’t wanna mate with him. Having the shrimp hunt it’s prey is not only natural and is great exercise for the animal but it is also entertaining. A big reason ppl don’t like sea world is that the animals don’t get to simulate anything natural. This is natural

  • @tonyjones2612
    @tonyjones2612 Рік тому +227

    I like how mother nature was like "yeah, its best for everyone if we make you tiny"

    • @Deepak-sn7oc
      @Deepak-sn7oc Рік тому +28

      Imagine if it was about a size of dog or something

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 Рік тому +29

      I mean
      It could punch
      It has super vision
      And covered in light armor
      A bit overpowered don’t you think?

    • @justk3n539
      @justk3n539 Рік тому +4

      ​@@snailthelostcow63 imagine the strenght of the armor when it get bigger i mean could gun even kill it if it was our size?

    • @hexphasegaming5511
      @hexphasegaming5511 Рік тому +4

      That’s what guns are for

    • @mklclstnnnmrcl
      @mklclstnnnmrcl Рік тому +3

      If it was a size of a cat or dog it would smack the hell out of its prey

  • @ktraider100
    @ktraider100 4 роки тому +3402

    *mantis shrimp knocks off crab arm*
    Mantis shrimp: This will make a fine addition to my collection

    • @phuongthaolethi1554
      @phuongthaolethi1554 4 роки тому +77

      It didn’t. The crab gave the mantis shrimp his arm as self defense

    • @blockmaster7777
      @blockmaster7777 4 роки тому +75

      Obi-crab-kenobi

    • @tu1469
      @tu1469 4 роки тому +35

      Pretty sure he eats the flesh out once he knocked it loose

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 4 роки тому +40

      Tis but a scratch.

    • @b3ans4days17
      @b3ans4days17 4 роки тому +15

      @@emoment1088 your arms cut off... No it isn't

  • @kuromoriroyal2291
    @kuromoriroyal2291 3 роки тому +1842

    Crab: "loses an arm"
    Mantis shrimp: you have been DISARMED

    • @starrynight7783
      @starrynight7783 3 роки тому +41

      Tis but a flesh wound.

    • @caewqk1366
      @caewqk1366 2 роки тому +8

      the best joke ive heard

    • @iamboredlikeboredbored9565
      @iamboredlikeboredbored9565 2 роки тому +8

      Actually some crabs cuts their arm off to stop the predetor from attacking them

    • @Amerikenjaku
      @Amerikenjaku 2 роки тому +7

      @@iamboredlikeboredbored9565 I'm guessing this works with some types of sea creatures because in a uneducated stand point that sounds stupid to me 😂😂 omg he's kicking my ass I'll just make my death even easier for him I'm guessing some are like "he cut off his arm killing him now would be dishonorable"

    • @dungeonsiphone2483
      @dungeonsiphone2483 2 роки тому +7

      dbz reference

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 3 роки тому +662

    Crab: 'Just a scratch'
    Mantis shrimp: ' A scratch? You've had your arm off!'

  • @Wixhain
    @Wixhain 2 роки тому +372

    Crab: *crawls into hole*
    Mantis shrimp: "And I took that personally."

  • @billcus2580
    @billcus2580 4 роки тому +2533

    Shrimp after defeating all his opponents
    “Are you not entertained??”

    • @EmptyThoUGhtz
      @EmptyThoUGhtz 4 роки тому +4

      Billcus lmao

    • @kozmokramer7398
      @kozmokramer7398 4 роки тому +57

      "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?"

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 4 роки тому +2

      Is this a Smite reference? lol

    • @virusdapimp
      @virusdapimp 4 роки тому +18

      @@itsinugami The movie Gladiator with Russel Crowe

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 4 роки тому +2

      @@virusdapimp haven't seem that movie in forever, but Bellona also says in the game Smite

  • @Soyong1
    @Soyong1 5 років тому +1430

    1:53 “Parry”

    • @pervysage3425
      @pervysage3425 4 роки тому +91

      Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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    • @mhaycabas5917
      @mhaycabas5917 4 роки тому +14

      Parry like from cuphead?

    • @nicotyne8383
      @nicotyne8383 4 роки тому +172

      Wow, that move lasts 2 frames and he parried it?
      What a god

    • @Sage_SP
      @Sage_SP 4 роки тому +62

      This you fucking casual

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 роки тому +9

      Mhay Cabas 😐

  • @sentry8992
    @sentry8992 Рік тому +38

    The crazy part is that he's only punching. The shrimp isn't biting and tearing at the limbs like an alligator doing a death roll. He's hitting his opponents so hard that their arms are falling off. Imagine that happening in a boxing match. A body shot so vicious that Mayweathers arms fall off. This is nuts.

  • @heir_to_the_promise
    @heir_to_the_promise 2 роки тому +91

    This guy gives new meaning to the, "One hitter quitter."

  • @salmonkindalikeme9316
    @salmonkindalikeme9316 7 років тому +622

    "I wish we had pokemon in real life" we got a Water/Fighting type right here bitch

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 7 років тому +47

      One minor drawback, though.
      It only knows Mach Punch.

    • @siokifipulu743
      @siokifipulu743 7 років тому +8

      Yukari - Sama Crawdaunt vs krabby??? lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 років тому +6

      Crabominable that lives by the sea?

    • @kalietidwell7397
      @kalietidwell7397 7 років тому

      That is the animal Crabrawler was created in the image of.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 років тому +3

      Well, that, was the coconut crab actually

  • @Akuyah.official
    @Akuyah.official 7 років тому +1900

    Crab -
    2:08 - "Oy! I've come back for me arm!"
    2:12 - "Shit"

  • @theemeraldgamestone7028
    @theemeraldgamestone7028 2 роки тому +42

    I love how the crab goes "I'm big back off" and the shrimp is like "I could give less of a damn"

  • @ydidishitmyself353
    @ydidishitmyself353 2 роки тому +135

    Its terrifying to hear the punches so clear and to know that the crabs' arm could be your finger

    • @idkanymore9590
      @idkanymore9590 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, and your finger isn’t nearly as tough as a crab’s arm.

    • @NeroDante47
      @NeroDante47 Рік тому

      Nope humans finger much stronger than crab arms but shrimp can make a painful hole into ur finger 😅😅 ua-cam.com/video/npvhuAT4dMc/v-deo.html

    • @damnman5113
      @damnman5113 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@idkanymore9590finger is tougher than Crab's arm what are you on champ?

    • @idkanymore9590
      @idkanymore9590 10 місяців тому +8

      @@damnman5113 bold of you to automatically resort to assuming I’m on something. Firstly, the crab’s arm has a hard exterior. Your finger doesn’t have a tough exterior. Also, the bone density in your finger is not as dense as a crab’s arm. Also, you can bite your finger off like a carrot. Could you bite a crab’s arm like a carrot? No, ok?

    • @BobbyTucker
      @BobbyTucker 7 місяців тому

      In some circles they are nicknamed the "Thumb splitter", because they can slice your thumb like using a knife.

  • @shidenakira3620
    @shidenakira3620 3 роки тому +2733

    those arent white rocks, those are the bones of the his victims

    • @nightsky7242
      @nightsky7242 3 роки тому +49

      Well dead coral also consider as "bone" too. I think.

    • @llamasloth3919
      @llamasloth3919 3 роки тому +55

      @Sudarminto Toton im pretty sure that was memant to be a joke

    • @Brandon-lk3en
      @Brandon-lk3en 3 роки тому +34

      @Sudarminto Toton it's a joke Einstein

    • @gadashell1324
      @gadashell1324 3 роки тому +16

      @Sudarminto Toton thanks captain obvious!

    • @cyberwarrior5939
      @cyberwarrior5939 3 роки тому +20

      Guys chill @Sudarminto Toton gave me an interesting fact I didn't know so it makes this more interesting

  • @alttair17
    @alttair17 4 роки тому +1006

    The fact that you can hear the hits so clearly through both the water and the glass means not only it hits super fast but it also hits hard as hell

    • @lorenzo6239
      @lorenzo6239 2 роки тому +50

      I saw a documentary about the Mantis Shrimp, it can fracture your finger easily as you break a breadstick

    • @strider5119
      @strider5119 2 роки тому +8

      @@lorenzo6239 I dunno about that, but it definitely hurts

    • @user-ii6sy4ow4s
      @user-ii6sy4ow4s 2 роки тому +25

      It hits so fast the water around its fist boils

    • @IosefDavila
      @IosefDavila 2 роки тому +6

      @@user-ii6sy4ow4s no, the pistol shrimp does that, not the mantis shrimp

    • @user-ii6sy4ow4s
      @user-ii6sy4ow4s 2 роки тому +36

      @@IosefDavila the mantis shrimp's fist also boils, look it up

  • @makisekurisu7283
    @makisekurisu7283 2 роки тому +31

    This shrimp punch is faster than my internet.

    • @SeaRaven227
      @SeaRaven227 2 роки тому +2

      It punches with the velocity of a .22 bullet. Mantis shrimps are crazy strong.

    • @Dee_Snuts27
      @Dee_Snuts27 2 роки тому +1

      @@SeaRaven227 I bet it hurts like a nerf bullets (I am joking obviously)

    • @willylao5430
      @willylao5430 Рік тому

      Obviously so. 'Coz our internet are notoriously slow!!

  • @chadtep7571
    @chadtep7571 3 роки тому +62

    1:36 Crab: Okay, okay, okay! Let me explain.

  • @shawntucker7455
    @shawntucker7455 5 років тому +737

    I love how that serial killer shrimp is just casually collecting crab arms.

    • @eterozuozora3821
      @eterozuozora3821 5 років тому +47

      Kira yoshikage

    • @irx_9gaming436
      @irx_9gaming436 5 років тому +13

      He uses the force of a gun in a single arm to kill, screw knives and actual weapons, imma just use my stubby arm 😂

    • @Destroyer-od5dm
      @Destroyer-od5dm 5 років тому +12

      @@eterozuozora3821 kita yoshrimpkage

    • @megabladechronicles962
      @megabladechronicles962 4 роки тому +10

      Shawn Tucker Crabs can regenerate their claws, this way the shrimp can continuously collect food instead of killing the crabs and running out of food too quickly.

    • @kokichiouma5641
      @kokichiouma5641 4 роки тому

      Shou tucker- cough cough were are all the weeks at

  • @justinchan9858
    @justinchan9858 3 роки тому +233

    Crabs: You don't wanna catch these ha-
    Mantis: Yes I do and in fact I will take them both 🥊

  • @williambarrett4686
    @williambarrett4686 2 роки тому +55

    1st Crab: *Tries to go into hole* Shit man there's a crazy mantis shrimp on the loose!
    Mantis Shrimp: Get *Punch* Out *Punch* My *Punch* House! *Punch*

  • @kingraptor11
    @kingraptor11 2 роки тому +6

    1:00
    *crab:*
    "I'm just going to stay very still and he won't see me"
    *mantis shrimp looking at him in 6k hd uv infrared nightvision eyes:*
    "..."

  • @Sightedspring33
    @Sightedspring33 4 роки тому +595

    1:22
    Regular shrimp: this is a nice pla-
    Mantis shrimp: *FALCO.....PUNCH!*

    • @kinglew252
      @kinglew252 4 роки тому +16

      Patrick Watkins you win

    • @kaxlycret2260
      @kaxlycret2260 4 роки тому +1

      HOOOOOO THATS SCARED ME

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 4 роки тому +23

      I like to imagine that the "thwack" noise at 1:27 is him crashing into the wall from the sheer momemtum.

    • @nessisbad5073
      @nessisbad5073 4 роки тому +5

      Patrick Watkins falcon not falco

    • @frost_spirit3314
      @frost_spirit3314 3 роки тому

      But thats too shrimp

  • @Zentaross
    @Zentaross 4 роки тому +1191

    Crab: *why do I hear boss music?*

  • @CognitoH4zrd
    @CognitoH4zrd 2 роки тому +9

    Mantis Shrimp are always so fascinating to watch. To think their punches generate a ton of heat is incredible

  • @elijahjames6607
    @elijahjames6607 3 роки тому +51

    Fun fact: these shrimp swing so hard and fast it breaks the water apart, and makes a superheated shockwave that practically fries everything around it.

    • @KYLE-tt6pv
      @KYLE-tt6pv Рік тому +2

      Inspired by one punch man

    • @Emanresuadeen
      @Emanresuadeen Рік тому +1

      Ummm… _fried shrimp!_

    • @tylermaritz1701
      @tylermaritz1701 8 місяців тому +1

      Also fun fact. Due to the thermic properties of water the heat is extremely localised and very quickly dissipates.

  • @CeranVA
    @CeranVA 8 років тому +4065

    One Punch Shrimp

    • @siegosaurus4957
      @siegosaurus4957 8 років тому +55

      Gg you did good gg

    • @mortvald
      @mortvald 8 років тому +156

      +Brandon Coe (BrandyVA) The first monster saitama fought was a crab. coincidence? i think not

    • @zt_yaaboi4521
      @zt_yaaboi4521 8 років тому +9

      Yesss awesome comment

    • @abirkhan6279
      @abirkhan6279 8 років тому +50

      Shrimptama!

    • @void-citizen
      @void-citizen 8 років тому +4

      HA!

  • @tactical-funky9565
    @tactical-funky9565 4 роки тому +866

    this was like a sad anime death. the crab kept going. even after losing his arm. rest easy lil crab

  • @iCrossable
    @iCrossable 2 роки тому +5

    Mantis Shrimp: "Get off my lawn"
    Crab: "Hey man, chill yeah I want no beef"

  • @shemramos9128
    @shemramos9128 2 роки тому +69

    I felt bad to the crabs, after they'd dance in crab rave, now they're being tortured by mantis shrimp.

  • @SenorCrazylegs
    @SenorCrazylegs 5 років тому +262

    2:08 Crab: Have at thee! Tis but a scratch!

  • @Fermifire
    @Fermifire 7 років тому +8440

    Are You Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs?

    • @LoSpotItaliano
      @LoSpotItaliano 7 років тому +164

      Fermifire lol are you saying this under every crab video? 😂

    • @Fermifire
      @Fermifire 7 років тому +286

      LoSpotItaliano Someone has to do it.

    • @Naistov
      @Naistov 7 років тому +101

      Fermifire Lmfao!!! And when those poor crabs got their arms punched off I was thinking, "Big. Meaty. CLLLAWS!!"

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 7 років тому +46

      He is feeling a hadouken up his ass

    • @dirtyd1886
      @dirtyd1886 7 років тому +16

      Fermifire atleast he lasted longer then ronda rousey

  • @MrNamdang2011
    @MrNamdang2011 2 роки тому +13

    To have a fair fight, you should get a coconut crab to fight the mantis shrimp. Coconut crabs were very strong, offensive and known to kill birds and kittens. Regular crabs, lobsters don't do much of fighting.

  • @marioskarakatsanis5351
    @marioskarakatsanis5351 2 роки тому +16

    1:35 actually looks like a human punch perfectly calculated left hook and the crab went back just like a human would and then was at the corner of the ring using ropes to stay up hahaha

  • @thereal.z.e.b4752
    @thereal.z.e.b4752 7 років тому +2055

    I used to be a fully functional crab like you until i got a mantis shrimp to the arm

    • @datboi5979
      @datboi5979 7 років тому +34

      Thereal.z.e.b it must have stolen the mantis shrimp's sweetroll

    • @jrhymes1357
      @jrhymes1357 7 років тому +13

      AddictedTo Creepypasta u made me miss Skyrim😭

    • @balewawilliams3061
      @balewawilliams3061 6 років тому +2

      AddictedTo Creepypasta lol

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 років тому +8

      The crabs limbs will grow back next time it molts

    • @thedemigodchungus1547
      @thedemigodchungus1547 6 років тому +3

      Thereal.z.e.b the mantis shrimp looks like the one school bully

  • @tuscag
    @tuscag 5 років тому +1558

    *Gets arms torn off*
    Crab: Tis but a scratch.

    • @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279
      @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 5 років тому +84

      It's just a flesh wound.

    • @trialb
      @trialb 5 років тому +39

      I'm INVINCIBLE!!!

    • @PuRpLeDaNk1
      @PuRpLeDaNk1 5 років тому +38

      Pretty sure it detached it’s own arm in attempt to live and escape but it’s in a tank so it’s futile.... I could be wrong though

    • @JingleJangle256
      @JingleJangle256 5 років тому +11

      trialb you’re a loony.

    • @jrribot3
      @jrribot3 5 років тому +20

      Mantis shrimp: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

  • @nikeairjordansonmyfeet7030
    @nikeairjordansonmyfeet7030 2 роки тому +6

    I love when it swims fast as hell and cracks them on the dome

  • @scottduyser1222
    @scottduyser1222 2 роки тому +3

    The power of this crustation is unbelievable... when it stands to fight you. One of the coolest stances in the sea...

  • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation
    @FrankCosbyNo-Relation 3 роки тому +224

    The word "shrimp" can no longer be used as an insult

    • @chrome2yourdome
      @chrome2yourdome 2 роки тому +3

      Haha

    • @wifeymichl9108
      @wifeymichl9108 2 роки тому +10

      Lol I love victor and Valentino and I just saw an episode where vic wants to be a luchador but he is too small to fight the way he wants and everyone starts calling him el Cameron but he learns to embrace the name he was given and a new fighting style and hes awesome lol idk why I felt the need to need out to a total stranger but it seemed related

    • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation
      @FrankCosbyNo-Relation 2 роки тому +11

      @@wifeymichl9108 i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but i feel as though you deserve a like 👍

    • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation
      @FrankCosbyNo-Relation 2 роки тому +1

      @Nameless But it IS a mantis
      😄

    • @hellsbane666
      @hellsbane666 2 роки тому +1

      @Nameless what is it then, if not a shrimp???

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 5 років тому +1783

    Imagine what a human sized version would do, just smashing cars and tanks and pulverizing any living thing in its wake.

    • @TheSolitarysun
      @TheSolitarysun 5 років тому +278

      Suffocate, mostly. Creatures with exoskeletons scale up very poorly in the modern era; they breathe through skin pores, but oxygen requirements scale exponentially with size. In addition, exoskeletons also suffer from the square-cube law (volume increases faster than surface area). The area that muscle can attach to is quickly outstripped by total body mass, and those muscles require higher and higher levels of oxygen to do work - which they can't get, because they only breathe through that already-limited surface area.

    • @caezero2072
      @caezero2072 5 років тому +67

      @@TheSolitarysun Dude where you learn that? University?

    • @TheSolitarysun
      @TheSolitarysun 5 років тому +72

      evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/constraint_07
      You could say that.

    • @Alex-pd6xt
      @Alex-pd6xt 5 років тому +23

      @@TheSolitarysun I guess you can't imagine very well.

    • @TheSolitarysun
      @TheSolitarysun 5 років тому +130

      @@Alex-pd6xt I'd argue there's more nuance in approaching it from a realistic standpoint and thus more imagination required, rather than just twiddling the zoom slider. You do you.

  • @goober1gobber750
    @goober1gobber750 2 роки тому +10

    Waiting for your next video: giant mantis shrimp breaks aquarium glass

  • @tc1817
    @tc1817 3 роки тому +34

    Laughing and snickering while the mantis shrimp smashes its prey shows a distinct sign of sadistic tendencies.

    • @indomobilegaming3636
      @indomobilegaming3636 2 роки тому +4

      exactly! nobody is mentioning this is crazy.

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not sadistic it’s how it hunts. Ppl don’t realize shrimp aren’t humans

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 2 роки тому

      @@strange4107 I didn't say the shrimp is sadistic you fucking idiot.

    • @haydenlindley7313
      @haydenlindley7313 2 роки тому

      @@strange4107 either or it’s a living thing so I understand the feeling of sadness when it dies and “human” is a term we put on ourselves to differentiate ourselves to animals, we’re all living aren’t we? And it’s sometimes sad to watch something die

    • @tablat1651
      @tablat1651 2 роки тому

      @@indomobilegaming3636 I was thinking that too. I'm glad to finally see someone with a bit of common sense.

  • @KittySYT
    @KittySYT 7 років тому +132

    1:25: Shrimp: Hi neighbour, I just got dumped into this tank. Watcha been upto?
    Mantis: Take this bitch *punches hard*
    Shrimp: *flies off* weeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • @jowelmartin8639
      @jowelmartin8639 7 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @jaretsanchez1900
      @jaretsanchez1900 7 років тому +6

      Pretty much lmfao. Everyone else just minding their own business. Mantis shrimp just like POW bitch!

    • @VAPOURIZE100
      @VAPOURIZE100 7 років тому +5

      Loool tht Mantis is a rude ass bitch !

    • @KittySYT
      @KittySYT 7 років тому +1

      +Lord Moltus Oh, ok. You want to prove that Mantis Shrimp kicks not punches? 😒

    • @wll1500
      @wll1500 7 років тому +5

      The mantis is the shrimp. The other crustacean is a crab

  • @linovasquez9327
    @linovasquez9327 5 років тому +2628

    Crab: Bro chill...
    Shrimp: *punches*
    Crab: Bro CHILL...
    Shrimp: *punches*
    Crab: BRO CHILL!!

    • @dofrint2027
      @dofrint2027 5 років тому +25

      Mess with *srimbo you get the *puncbo*

    • @WALTERJRRETARD
      @WALTERJRRETARD 5 років тому +43

      Bro it’s just a prank
      PLEASE ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

    • @debravalreyes2033
      @debravalreyes2033 5 років тому +8

      Vegan: stop just stop

    • @fakhri555
      @fakhri555 5 років тому +7

      Bro watch Yo hands bro, WATCH YO HANDS

    • @cilams1024
      @cilams1024 5 років тому +1

      This remind me yassuo moe reaction

  • @vinicy5825
    @vinicy5825 2 роки тому +1

    Crab : Goes into the cave
    Mantis shrimp : Your free trial of life has expired

  • @christ4786
    @christ4786 2 роки тому +4

    Its basically a pissed off lobster tail..

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +1948

    This shrimp is better at cutting off limbs than I am!

  • @drago9925
    @drago9925 7 років тому +392

    It's obvious that Larry is stronger than Mr.Krabs

  • @Dee_Snuts27
    @Dee_Snuts27 2 роки тому +5

    Fun Fact: Crabs can dismember their arms as a defense mechanism like how some lizards do with their tails.

    • @Gaze9029
      @Gaze9029 2 роки тому +1

      Ah, yes, very useful. Seriously though, that doesn’t sound like a useful tool for a crab of all things to have.

    • @angelespinoza7925
      @angelespinoza7925 2 роки тому

      They regrow their limbs, it’s plenty useful.

    • @masterbomber98
      @masterbomber98 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gaze9029 They just dodge the fight, most small predators will just go eat their arms

  • @tamitrue6082
    @tamitrue6082 3 роки тому +23

    Crabs dont stand a chance, they're actually releasing they're appendages as sacrifice to live

  • @hunterkillerxyz
    @hunterkillerxyz 7 років тому +214

    mantis shrimp really are the psychopaths of the ocean, next to jumbo squid

  • @cameronveivers5419
    @cameronveivers5419 3 роки тому +883

    youtube: you wanna see a mantis shrimp beat the sh*t out of a crab?
    Me: i guess so...

    • @solis100
      @solis100 3 роки тому

      I mean🤷‍♂️.....why not

    • @FozzyBearist
      @FozzyBearist 3 роки тому

      We’re all on a weird algorithm

    • @yeahitsme1401
      @yeahitsme1401 2 роки тому +2

      5 videos deep watching mantis shrimps handing out fades

    • @UltimatelyProficient
      @UltimatelyProficient 2 роки тому

      @xXwhytie I’d pay top dollar for that

    • @ChrisWard0
      @ChrisWard0 2 роки тому

      I searched for it 😂

  • @ugi062
    @ugi062 Рік тому +4

    1:24 Dude just punched it out of the ring 💀

  • @unkkit151
    @unkkit151 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine having huge claws used to destroy your foes and fighting this harmless looking shrimp. One punch to your powerful claw and your entire arm falls off. 😮

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 7 років тому +3462

    here take my arm just leave me alone

  • @oppagaming451
    @oppagaming451 8 років тому +183

    older sibling be like, i barely touched you.

  • @martincolonnese
    @martincolonnese 3 роки тому +18

    Crab: *looses his arm*
    Ok, I’ll take it back
    *looses his arm again*
    fuck

  • @keithyagami125
    @keithyagami125 2 роки тому +7

    Crab: I have a hard shell
    Shrimp: and I took that personally

  • @PetrouTV
    @PetrouTV 5 років тому +4057

    Tell me why I thought the crab was gonna wreck that shrimp

    • @foxcheetah6035
      @foxcheetah6035 5 років тому +558

      Because you didn't know just how fast a mantis shrimp could reload its puncher.

    • @akezhantoleukhan2510
      @akezhantoleukhan2510 4 роки тому +103

      Thomas Petrou crab was very confident

    • @dexterbritt8015
      @dexterbritt8015 4 роки тому +34

      I have no idea

    • @taymarionscott2233
      @taymarionscott2233 4 роки тому +105

      It punches 80 km per hour or 50 miles per hour

    • @MagicianFlip69
      @MagicianFlip69 4 роки тому +61

      Crabs can only move sideways. Mantis shrimp every side

  • @laksoysoy
    @laksoysoy 2 роки тому +3

    crabs were like : hey chill you psycho

  • @SeemsLikeSomething
    @SeemsLikeSomething Рік тому

    3:46 crab floating by the mantis’ house like “bruh come at me, here’s me face!” What a bright fella.

  • @andresperdomo5195
    @andresperdomo5195 5 років тому +1465

    Hits harder than a drunk stepfather

  • @bammbii3153
    @bammbii3153 7 років тому +23

    1:39 the crabs iike "what's up bro"

  • @warmcold9717
    @warmcold9717 3 роки тому +4

    1:20
    Homie didn't even do anything wrong lmfao
    😭😭😭
    This Mantis Shrimp is a MENACE

    • @karmaticpoison.2403
      @karmaticpoison.2403 2 роки тому

      Oh it did something wrong allright, it stood in its way lmao

  • @jackrose5077
    @jackrose5077 2 роки тому +4

    The fact that you can hear it through the tank. Wow.

  • @louisking3459
    @louisking3459 3 роки тому +349

    Kind of found it funny when the crab went back to fight for his claw and then lost the second one.

    • @tttkk4874
      @tttkk4874 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Martiniano1123
      @Martiniano1123 Рік тому +5

      Pues a mi me pareció triste, sentí mucha lástima por el cangrejo que estaba siendo destruido poco a poco de manera muy dolorosa 😔🦀

    • @MackemSlayer1999
      @MackemSlayer1999 Рік тому

      @@Martiniano1123 Don't lie you loved it really 😂

    • @Martiniano1123
      @Martiniano1123 Рік тому +1

      @@MackemSlayer1999 😮‍💨

    • @Determinator21
      @Determinator21 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Martiniano1123leave, Mexican.

  • @Lotus-Son
    @Lotus-Son 7 років тому +95

    That shrimp is a monster. Imagine a savage beast ripping off your limbs that quickly and then taking it to eat in front of you. Horrific

    • @noahlistermann789
      @noahlistermann789 7 років тому +2

      dude I literally just said the same thing to my friends hahaha

    • @i3luevein
      @i3luevein 7 років тому +8

      The Crabs shed their own arms in self defense, its called Limb autotomy

    • @dumpling5
      @dumpling5 7 років тому

      i3luevein similar to lizards pretty much.

    • @rartedkat8556
      @rartedkat8556 7 років тому +1

      i3luevein only some crab. in this case, the shrimp "punched" their arms off

    • @aciebel8313
      @aciebel8313 7 років тому +1

      Actually the crab detached its own arms as a defence mechanism.

  • @magmarian6235
    @magmarian6235 2 роки тому +3

    1:24 bruh the mantis shrimp hit it so hard and far that it made a thump noise AND schook the camera

  • @kotonagano
    @kotonagano 8 місяців тому

    Wow! Finally, I can see what is happening. Thanks for the slooo-mooo!!

  • @Halaqa
    @Halaqa 4 роки тому +312

    4:13 oh man look at that crack!

  • @epicgamerforlife3161
    @epicgamerforlife3161 7 років тому +687

    It sounds like it's hitting a golf ball

    • @TheBurnknight
      @TheBurnknight 6 років тому +1

      no lol. are u dumb. u cant hear the thing though the air. it is the impact that creates the sound (duh) but sound cant travel faster , exept for in water where sound travels about 50% faster if i remember right

    • @0rbit265
      @0rbit265 6 років тому

      Dennis Henriksson r

    • @bappibhuyain2258
      @bappibhuyain2258 6 років тому

      Ian Kowalczyk no it can't lol if it could break the sound barrier than the whole aquarium would shatter

    • @Truthteller024
      @Truthteller024 4 роки тому

      @@TheBurnknight You are correct. The speed of sound in water is 3500 mph. The Mantis Shrimp's punch has a maximum speed of 55 mph. Still an incredible creature.

  • @aditya4420
    @aditya4420 2 роки тому +1

    2:07
    Crab : ”you got my first claw but you ain‘t never gonna get my second one”
    *loses his second claw as well*

  • @giannagiovanahavehugelongd8330
    @giannagiovanahavehugelongd8330 2 роки тому +4

    1:38 the shrimp punch breacks the crabs claw wow that some serious power.

  • @damyne77
    @damyne77 3 роки тому +123

    1:46
    Crab: *jumps*
    Mantis shrimp: SHORYUKEN!!!

    • @jettdunkley
      @jettdunkley 2 роки тому +2

      The anti air was too strong 😂

  • @kangaskhan7164
    @kangaskhan7164 7 років тому +108

    1:10
    Crab: maybe he won't see me
    Shrimp: I can literally see you

    • @bengodwin8608
      @bengodwin8608 6 років тому +6

      crab: no you can't
      Mantis shrimp: I see all

    • @justabum3226
      @justabum3226 6 років тому

      Of course it sees all you see them big ass eyes?

    • @jonathanrangel7036
      @jonathanrangel7036 6 років тому

      *Shrimp walks out* "hey I don't remember putting a big suspicious rock there"

    • @imadeitt
      @imadeitt 6 років тому

      Shrimp: I can literally see everything

    • @lrblrb4912
      @lrblrb4912 6 років тому

      what's with the hammer like thing the shrimp has?

  • @roderickspencerjr.2482
    @roderickspencerjr.2482 3 роки тому +1

    Ladies and gentlemen. Behold, the Doom Slayer of the Ocean. Man’s straight tore off claws with a single punch😳

  • @jazioxmugen
    @jazioxmugen 3 роки тому

    This shrimp is the literal definition of "fight on-sight"

  • @mk25121994
    @mk25121994 8 років тому +410

    Looks like that crab has been....disarmed.

  • @Tommy-05
    @Tommy-05 5 років тому +111

    2:08 "Hello neighbor, I come to make peace"
    2:11 "Ok, i'll just leave"

    • @jimariothephantomderp7947
      @jimariothephantomderp7947 5 років тому +16

      Tomas Camacho crab: here have my arm too

    •  5 років тому +4

      Crab: Oh shet mah arm😫😫

    • @Connetification
      @Connetification 5 років тому

      "Here you can have my arm" - Crab

  • @YEHOxSHUA
    @YEHOxSHUA 2 роки тому

    Crab: *Minding own business*
    Shrimp: “FIGHT BACK NIGGA”

  • @chilX3467
    @chilX3467 Рік тому

    Shrimp: Clickity Clackity, your arm is now my property.

  • @covertyankee
    @covertyankee 7 років тому +433

    When people drop a crab or a lobster into boiling water to eat it and it's the worst act of animal cruelty ever committed. Drop a crab in a tank with the Mike Tyson of shrimp and it's entertainment.

    • @covertyankee
      @covertyankee 7 років тому +40

      ***** My comment is called satire. You can get back in your UA-cam police car no tickets to be written here.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 7 років тому +68

      here's a ticket for assuming satire is easily conveyed through text

    • @covertyankee
      @covertyankee 7 років тому +21

      GloomGaiGar Damn it! I guess i'll add it to my mint condition collection of parking tickets piled on my desk.

    • @TotalMishap
      @TotalMishap 7 років тому +15

      Oh shut up and go have a lobster roll and chips.

    • @theguyintheworks8838
      @theguyintheworks8838 7 років тому

      covertyankee too true

  • @jasonlacsamanayangco308
    @jasonlacsamanayangco308 6 років тому +823

    1:58 ugh my arm
    2:09 oy i came back for me arm
    2:11 Shit

  • @103.shannonrodrigues5
    @103.shannonrodrigues5 3 роки тому +2

    *Boss music intensifies*
    Crabs: oh god not again

  • @jerichoalmana2489
    @jerichoalmana2489 2 роки тому

    That shrimp is a whole cheat code with those wack off claws technique

  • @ryanm5310
    @ryanm5310 7 років тому +489

    He really just punched his arm off

    • @dr.kawasaki7380
      @dr.kawasaki7380 7 років тому +43

      that mantis moves the sling so fast, it causes the water itself to become like an extended metal fist, snapping off the crabb's arm straight off his shoulder, shit.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 7 років тому +70

      What actually happened is a natural crab defense mechanism, detaching the arm like a lizard detaches it's tail.

    • @dr.kawasaki7380
      @dr.kawasaki7380 7 років тому +4

      Nah, zoro style, touch without touch.

    • @CS-wn2sz
      @CS-wn2sz 7 років тому +13

      shrimps punch is really that powerful. he breaks off the claws with the strike that moves as fast a bullet and hits multiple time when you ad a the cavitation bubble

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 7 років тому

      Carl Simmons It didn't touch the crab.

  • @GirtheAlienGoldfish
    @GirtheAlienGoldfish 6 років тому +414

    Crab: I yield!
    Shrimp: Nah, bitch. C'mere.

    • @dr150
      @dr150 6 років тому +1

      LOL!

  • @JustLennyBenny
    @JustLennyBenny Місяць тому

    everytime the crab passed the hole, he lost something. He basically became a reversed Ikea chair in seconds.

  • @joosoo
    @joosoo 6 років тому +522

    "Tis but a scratch!"
    "A scratch? Your arm's off!"

  • @kleberferreira7055
    @kleberferreira7055 3 роки тому +95

    2:07
    "Yo man, not cool, gimme back my arm!"
    *C L A C K*
    "Aw shit not again!"

  • @chipschannel9494
    @chipschannel9494 3 роки тому +1

    That was AWESOME! Such cold brutal efficiency .

  • @Jukka765
    @Jukka765 2 роки тому

    Crab:You cant break me
    Mantis:*So you have chosen death*

  • @Iceman-go1gs
    @Iceman-go1gs 7 років тому +177

    just casually knocking the dudes arm off

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 7 років тому +29

      The crab actually detached it's own arm.

    • @bongratunrthdoxtrsh5324
      @bongratunrthdoxtrsh5324 7 років тому +3

      Friendly Friend its a defence mechanism they can regrow it.

  • @cseeto
    @cseeto 7 років тому +1957

    I was supposed to be swimming but this one shrimp keeps kicking my ass.

    • @dinghuang8749
      @dinghuang8749 7 років тому +25

      Ced is in sняэк's swамр is that the Legend 27?

    • @MoStLy1aWaKE
      @MoStLy1aWaKE 7 років тому +18

      Ding Huang Who's thelegend27?

    • @johnmarston209
      @johnmarston209 7 років тому +36

      MoStLy1aWaKE Some say Thelegend27 is the first mantis shrimp ever,Born from water

    • @andreasrasmussen6362
      @andreasrasmussen6362 7 років тому +52

      is it the shrimp27?

    • @saitamaonepunchman4406
      @saitamaonepunchman4406 7 років тому +13

      Ced is in sняэк's swамр is it the smashing mantis 27

  • @nourthedoor
    @nourthedoor 2 роки тому +1

    The shrimp getting absolutely thwocked off-screen is hilarious (1:24)

  • @jawbelly9174
    @jawbelly9174 2 роки тому

    Shrimp came out like "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

  • @Levi_Skardsen
    @Levi_Skardsen 9 років тому +86

    Mantis shrimps are the embodiment of "U FUCKIN WOT M8?".

  • @davidferrara1105
    @davidferrara1105 7 років тому +49

    Jesus, that thing is without mercy.