Jean Grey is useless

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2016
  • One of the most powerful psychics and telekinetics on Earth and she's only marginally more useful in a fight than Jubilee.
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  • @DoctorPorkenfries
    @DoctorPorkenfries 7 років тому +17513

    It seems like Jean's mutant ability is to hold things up just long enough for Rogue to show up and take over.

    • @skylargrey8016
      @skylargrey8016 6 років тому +372

      DoctorPorkenfries HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 6 років тому +74

      😹😹😹💀

    • @nezzyness4053
      @nezzyness4053 6 років тому +108

      That had me rolling

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey 5 років тому +151

      And in every case, if she hadn’t, Rogue alone couldn’t have done a fucking thing to help.

    • @delcajuban4274
      @delcajuban4274 5 років тому +204

      This Movie shows how useless Jean is without the Phoenix force compared to Rogue

  • @alex26138
    @alex26138 4 роки тому +10470

    When you lie on your resume and still get the job

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 4 роки тому +188

      the couch manager AAHAJAJAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @alpha8here
      @alpha8here 4 роки тому +163

      You, my friend, are terrible 😂😂😂😂

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 4 роки тому +78

      the couch manager almost quite literally, laughed my ass off. Good stuff.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 4 роки тому +23

      the couch manager bro😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aboutmybacon
      @aboutmybacon 4 роки тому +13

      Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tattmaniac73
    @tattmaniac73 Місяць тому +1085

    You can tell that the second Jean that appears at the end of episode 2 of X-Men '97 is the real one because the first thing she does is faint

    • @AP5700
      @AP5700 Місяць тому +67

      Facts 😂

    • @marcanorojasmiguelangel462
      @marcanorojasmiguelangel462 Місяць тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IBmaster4
      @IBmaster4 Місяць тому +25

      Of course she is real

    • @webberfan1234
      @webberfan1234 Місяць тому +36

      Literally laughed out loud. Thank you sir.

    • @majimetanuki
      @majimetanuki Місяць тому +19

      You're right! If this doesn't happen then why are we doing a reboot?! 💀

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 2 місяці тому +1529

    I bet Phoenix force was like; oh god i should have chosen Rogue

    • @Leodog92
      @Leodog92 Місяць тому +69

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SO TRUE

    • @izrael820
      @izrael820 Місяць тому +47

      And now it's stuck with her

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek Місяць тому +63

      Phoenix Force: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @qweqwe9678
      @qweqwe9678 Місяць тому +31

      poor Phoenix force 🥺😢

    • @mrsuperheroe3162
      @mrsuperheroe3162 Місяць тому +6

      😂yeah

  • @game5loth996
    @game5loth996 5 років тому +11967

    Jean: *tries to get a glass of water*
    Jean: UAAAGHAGH

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 років тому +161

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zeedeadpixel6524
      @zeedeadpixel6524 5 років тому +692

      Cyclope: Jean! No!

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 5 років тому +54

      Lol

    • @nobodynowhere21
      @nobodynowhere21 5 років тому +499

      "I"m ... too weak! Please... help me! My glass... is on ... the counter!!"

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 5 років тому +293

      The glass of water is too strong

  • @bluepirate04
    @bluepirate04 4 роки тому +4892

    You a level 5 Omega mutant and you losing to a TV cord...

    • @cherisedavidson5933
      @cherisedavidson5933 4 роки тому +84

      Ellaway Amiker 💀💀💀💀

    • @chimaeraarts
      @chimaeraarts 4 роки тому +371

      The TV cord is a new level mutant

    • @thegeek4145
      @thegeek4145 4 роки тому +242

      No, you an omega level Telekinetic and Telepathy, fucking trip over and hit your head in the middle of a battle where you weren't fighting anyone...

    • @blairturner139
      @blairturner139 4 роки тому +36

      Well her powers are on lock down cause of the professor so she's much weaker to keep her from losing control

    • @wobblebobble5214
      @wobblebobble5214 4 роки тому +88

      Can’t be worse than Magneto losing to a wooden gun.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Місяць тому +576

    The fact that she's the only one in the opening credits to not have a superhero name should've been an immediate red flag.

    • @Tedfufu
      @Tedfufu  Місяць тому +106

      Marvel Girl is a terrible name though

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 Місяць тому +51

      @@Tedfufu True, but they could've made up some new name for her. They already renamed Changeling to Morph to avoid getting sued by DC.

    • @silverlake9839
      @silverlake9839 Місяць тому +45

      I've always called her Phoenix because it's cooler than just using her name 😭

    • @Nubesitas001
      @Nubesitas001 Місяць тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god

    • @sugartonix
      @sugartonix Місяць тому +6

      I mean, if she’s not using Phoenix, she cannot call herself Phoenix

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 Місяць тому +956

    Jean: *becomes Phoenix*
    Also Jean:**faints in incompetence**

    • @CaptNeeda1
      @CaptNeeda1 Місяць тому +58

      I'm pretty convinced they made her this way just so they could hear her moan and faint all the time.

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 Місяць тому

      ​@@CaptNeeda1it's possible since how horny this show sometime like I want to felt sorry when they hit jean or rogue but NO instead something rises

    • @mecrac
      @mecrac Місяць тому +17

      "I AM PHOENIX!"
      to
      "Help me..."

    • @napalmballwipes
      @napalmballwipes Місяць тому +4

      fluently in incompetence

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 8 днів тому +2

      ​@@CaptNeeda1My thoughts exactly because Jesus that moaning audio is crazy

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 5 років тому +7014

    I think they made Jean Grey that way so the writers can have an excuse to hear her voice actress moan like that

  • @brentaltm
    @brentaltm 5 років тому +3999

    I love how Rogue is constantly finishing Jean's sloppily handled tasks.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 років тому +238

      That is why Rogue is best X Waifu. Apart from Storm

    • @coreyboy7257
      @coreyboy7257 4 роки тому +41

      Brent Altemus storm’s too. Rogue was the real mvp

    • @TheSecretStarr
      @TheSecretStarr 4 роки тому +57

      Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 4 роки тому +12

      That's all of the X-men.(including Jubilee)

    • @_SkyeLer
      @_SkyeLer 4 роки тому +4

      TheSmashMaster9000 I have literal tears from how hard this comment made me laugh 😂

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius1 Місяць тому +429

    Jean tripping over a rock and incapacitating herself will never not send me.

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation Місяць тому +33

      Her two strongest enemies tv cable and pebble

    • @fazmuz86
      @fazmuz86 Місяць тому +10

      All hail the Goblin Queen

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo Місяць тому

      It looked like Scott accidentally flashbanged her

    • @njmo
      @njmo 18 днів тому

      I was about to say yall wrong for that lol

    • @TDItaly98
      @TDItaly98 4 дні тому

      I died

  • @InfernalPume
    @InfernalPume 2 місяці тому +649

    "Your powers are useless against me!"
    "Jokes on you my powers are useless against everyone."

  • @GeorgeN0nu
    @GeorgeN0nu 5 років тому +5873

    *Jean breathes*
    Jean: " I can't go on any longer. I am dying"

    • @samthevole
      @samthevole 5 років тому +251

      That’s honestly just relatable though lmao

    • @angelsantos8459
      @angelsantos8459 5 років тому +63

      Lmao.😂😂

    • @kaisser8915
      @kaisser8915 5 років тому +96

      "JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

    • @Nastuf
      @Nastuf 5 років тому +39

      Hey she know the rules she doesn't want to be a thot. A truly respectable woman.

    • @emilyraustine823
      @emilyraustine823 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 5 років тому +3684

    Even as a child, I was frustrated that all she seemed to do was moan sexually, scream, and get ko'd.

    • @joeskys2362
      @joeskys2362 5 років тому +402

      IKR Especially that one scene when she is in the bed 4:50. I think the animators had some really weird fetishes. LOL

    • @district730
      @district730 5 років тому +28

      😭😭😭😭

    • @maviiruhh154
      @maviiruhh154 5 років тому +21

      Lmao same :D

    • @frankmeza5988
      @frankmeza5988 5 років тому +13

      @@joeskys2362 yes, pretty, so correct!

    • @CaesarBest
      @CaesarBest 5 років тому +7

      Yep same here

  • @witchmorrow
    @witchmorrow Місяць тому +221

    not her seeing all her friends get blasted out of existence, not helping at all and just running away, then immediately tripping over a power cord

    • @vongolamistowl
      @vongolamistowl 14 днів тому +8

      She was operating at max capacity in that scene

    • @phillippotee1910
      @phillippotee1910 11 годин тому

      lol I imagine her saying to herself “don’t fall, don’t fall, girl please don’t fa…ahhhhhhh”

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q Місяць тому +239

    In the comics, she is sometimes Marvel Girl. I think it’s short for, “the fact you ain’t dead is a marvel, girl.”

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 4 роки тому +3860

    When you're a super hero but also a stereotypical 50's damsel in distress.

    • @fraschi89
      @fraschi89 3 роки тому +169

      You Are so right. Thats all I see... A damsel, solo sthereothypical...

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple 3 роки тому +140

      In comes Rogue to save her

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 3 роки тому +46

      I know right? They're always doing that! If a main female character is not the typical hot damsel in distress, she's a bitchy tomboy like Rogue.

    • @DuhBeyonder
      @DuhBeyonder 3 роки тому +13

      @Barry Clown Amen

    • @truthseeker7548
      @truthseeker7548 3 роки тому +22

      Then Rouge shows.

  • @elijahsmith1127
    @elijahsmith1127 4 роки тому +3806

    “I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down”
    *Has her shield broken*
    “Please”

    • @chrissnapmedia
      @chrissnapmedia 4 роки тому +273

      The best one in the vid.

    • @havensmith6371
      @havensmith6371 4 роки тому +190

      Definitely the funniest moment.

    • @blackluna7021
      @blackluna7021 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 4 роки тому +84

      And just when I thought I'd never cry-laugh again!

    • @Speedd701
      @Speedd701 4 роки тому +85

      2:05

  • @MattSaysHello
    @MattSaysHello Місяць тому +60

    Cyclops every 2 minutes: “Jean! No!”

  • @Thisthatfour
    @Thisthatfour 2 місяці тому +425

    "Mom, can I please get an omega mutant?"
    "We already have an omega mutant at home."
    Omega mutant at home:

  • @MoeMalikPortfolio
    @MoeMalikPortfolio 4 роки тому +2652

    Jean Grey is the perfect example of those Infomercials where people be dropping stuff

    • @Ffeoli1039
      @Ffeoli1039 4 роки тому +47

      Way too accurate

    • @DivShadow
      @DivShadow 4 роки тому +15

      Lmao

    • @blkchld199
      @blkchld199 4 роки тому +9

      Lol, right. Like how can I walk and talk at the same time?

    • @SanctuaryPassion
      @SanctuaryPassion 4 роки тому +12

      @ninjast4r I read the bold part in the deep tv man voice and almost peed myself

    • @kawaiicookiuwu3322
      @kawaiicookiuwu3322 4 роки тому

      1k like! And I have no life.

  • @remylabeau5140
    @remylabeau5140 7 років тому +3039

    She's always calling on Scott but Rogue is the one that keeps saving her LOL

    • @georgespades9936
      @georgespades9936 7 років тому +221

      Darrien Harris and then she faints and sighs dramatically.

    • @PsiOps83
      @PsiOps83 7 років тому +12

      Darrien Harris Lmao IKR

    • @keithp5685
      @keithp5685 7 років тому +1

      Psy-op8

    • @gutsygutman2475
      @gutsygutman2475 7 років тому +56

      or Wolverine.. that was a lot of their rivalry too. Gambit and Rogues romance was frustrating even as a kid in the 90's.

    • @ThisIsGlamboy
      @ThisIsGlamboy 7 років тому +1

      Darrien Harris lol literally

  • @reginalddavis7578
    @reginalddavis7578 Місяць тому +105

    Scott: Jean can you pass me that pen please?
    Jean: AAAUUGH!!!
    Scott: are you serious Jean? Really?!

  • @donnythedingo
    @donnythedingo Місяць тому +92

    Overpowering Jean was supposed to be a way of establishing a high level threat, but ended up making our hero look weak. Like Worf from Star Trek.

    • @frankieseward8667
      @frankieseward8667 Місяць тому +4

      Unlike Jean Word got better

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 Місяць тому +1

      I think Worf had more Ws, TBH

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 8 днів тому +1

      @@frankieseward8667X-men 97 did for Jean what DS9 did for Worf

  • @Moorfeeeus
    @Moorfeeeus 5 років тому +5012

    Jean sneezes.
    “I’m dying. I can’t handle it”

  • @TheHeatSeekera
    @TheHeatSeekera 5 років тому +5622

    Omg rogue literally does everything

    • @district730
      @district730 5 років тому +48

      😭😭😭

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 5 років тому +364

      Storm was another one in the show they were the main characters sprinkled in with a couple wolverine badass moments. Thats the show in a nutshell.

    • @onetwocue
      @onetwocue 5 років тому +91

      I know and what sucks is Carol Danvers gets her own movie

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 5 років тому +93

      @@onetwocue which rogue stole her strength and put into a coma....

    • @rjgholston6331
      @rjgholston6331 5 років тому +48

      This is really embarrassing to watch, really

  • @ooodatsgottahurt1625
    @ooodatsgottahurt1625 2 місяці тому +191

    She's always fainting because it's exhausting being her

  • @kaprx
    @kaprx 14 днів тому +22

    What makes it even funnier is anytime Jean starts screaming its usually the same audio

  • @bushybrovvs
    @bushybrovvs 5 років тому +3972

    the part where she randomly tripped and fell had me crying 😭

  • @alecazam6755
    @alecazam6755 4 роки тому +3502

    People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.

    • @CKFIERCE1
      @CKFIERCE1 4 роки тому +259

      I SCREAMED in laughter 😭😭😂😂

    • @miumihp374
      @miumihp374 4 роки тому +363

      And ends it with: "Help me!" 💀💀💀

    • @v1982on
      @v1982on 4 роки тому +147

      And then plops into the water

    • @TeamTowers1
      @TeamTowers1 3 роки тому +208

      To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.

    • @San-jx1zd
      @San-jx1zd 3 роки тому +34

      @@TeamTowers1 the disrespect. Lol

  • @pagolchagol22
    @pagolchagol22 Місяць тому +66

    Voice acting auditions for Jean: "Give me your best fainting groan"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 18 днів тому +23

    0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.

  • @doubleswithslightpepper8898
    @doubleswithslightpepper8898 4 роки тому +2783

    Jean: I'm a level 5 mutant I'll show u guys my power
    TV Cord: Imma end this girls whole career

    • @twinborn3850
      @twinborn3850 3 роки тому +8

      Mario Thomas 🤣

    • @lofivibes3640
      @lofivibes3640 3 роки тому +41

      Just saw that and damn im 🤣. I think someone back then seriously hated Jean Grey

    • @johnmilton9789
      @johnmilton9789 3 роки тому +42

      Jean: I'm an omega level mutant with the power to wipe out galaxies!
      TV Cord: Bite my copper coated ass! Fixed.

    • @random_84
      @random_84 3 роки тому +5

      John Milton978 when I tell you I died

    • @mrf19741
      @mrf19741 3 роки тому +4

      DAMN!

  • @kritztalkreviews1437
    @kritztalkreviews1437 4 роки тому +4135

    Jean: Possesses literally one of the most powerful cosmic beings in the Marvel universe.
    Also Jean:

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +370

      The Phoenix Force was probably like "I should have merged with someone more useful."

    • @teresaparrilla2293
      @teresaparrilla2293 3 роки тому +62

      Xehanort10 Psylocke for example..

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 роки тому +15

      @@teresaparrilla2293
      Or Kid Omega

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 роки тому +43

      To be fair, Jean wasn't merged with it most of the time here. And she actually was marginally useful as Phoenix.

    • @JP-qj2fv
      @JP-qj2fv 3 роки тому +2

      But Jean is a Omega level mutant

  • @Laineyface
    @Laineyface Місяць тому +54

    When she falls off the cliff and Rogue saves her it's like "Bruh you can literally fly!"

  • @AlbionLegend
    @AlbionLegend Місяць тому +21

    "UUAAAAUGH!"
    "Jean, the Danger Room hasn't even booted up yet."

    • @rodneytaylor5882
      @rodneytaylor5882 20 днів тому +3

      Jean: I’m supposed to practice what I’ll do in combat, right?

  • @tssdr9419
    @tssdr9419 4 роки тому +1473

    That dramatic ass entrance with the “I am Phoenix” only for her to faint 😭😭😭

  • @okayfloatstudios3097
    @okayfloatstudios3097 6 років тому +975

    *Moans in Jean Grey *

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 5 років тому +10

      **Moans in Jean Grey**
      Just helping out fam.

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 5 років тому +3

      @@CookiePieMonster 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Poohbear_022
      @Poohbear_022 3 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂 omg ahahahhahaha everytime someone is trying to ask you to get something 😂 *moans in jean grey*

  • @unaclarke6235
    @unaclarke6235 26 днів тому +29

    Every time I look back on her ‘feats’ in this show, I ask myself, “Why did Mr.Sinister want her again?”

  • @Pwl9771
    @Pwl9771 Місяць тому +99

    Jean hitting the deck at 00:57 when no one is even near her 😂

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist Місяць тому +15

      It honestly looks liked she tripped and knocked herself out on a rock out of context.

    • @erinbaer5118
      @erinbaer5118 28 днів тому +6

      Lol, looked to me like she tripped over Wolverine. Really redefining the term "team player"

  • @shotgunmasterQL
    @shotgunmasterQL 5 років тому +3002

    Jean: "I was not strong enough"
    Were you ever?

    • @senseeilikoso821
      @senseeilikoso821 4 роки тому +31

      @Thelondonbadger
      also Jean: please!!

    • @donnish3326
      @donnish3326 3 роки тому +18

      @9 Tal3s exactly, she's a top tier Marvel character.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 3 роки тому +20

      Rogue: bitch, go dark for once, ok?

    • @tomkim-825
      @tomkim-825 Місяць тому +13

      she is only strong when she is evil as dark phoenix. Useless

    • @dariuscarter4244
      @dariuscarter4244 Місяць тому +2

      Everyone " We know 😑"

  • @xVVhite
    @xVVhite 5 років тому +1797

    the enemies dont have to worry about dealing with jean, she knocks herself out.

    • @msmunoz7499
      @msmunoz7499 5 років тому +20

      LMFAO

    • @icantakeit
      @icantakeit 4 роки тому +23

      That's the cruelest comment about Jean in decades 😂

    • @pkplum7712
      @pkplum7712 4 роки тому +3

      LazyBean
      Clearly she’s stunning.

    • @annejia5382
      @annejia5382 4 роки тому +1

      Black pearl 💓

    • @Dekenthen
      @Dekenthen 4 роки тому +22

      Jean: Don't worry about me imma just go off to do something
      Everyone else: Go ahead, knock yourself out
      Jean: already done--ARAGGHGHGGHH *faints*

  • @novarepter386
    @novarepter386 Місяць тому +26

    The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze

  • @NeoZero85
    @NeoZero85 4 роки тому +3568

    Can’t imagine if Jean wouldn’t be able to finish in the bedroom with Scott, in comes Rogue to finish the job lol

  • @ErickW20
    @ErickW20 4 роки тому +2001

    If I were Professor X I would fire Jean and hire Squirrel Girl.

    • @dessindenfer1253
      @dessindenfer1253 4 роки тому +175

      I mean she beat iron man and thanos so she would be much more competent than jean XD

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 4 роки тому +10

      Broly The Sarcastic Savage jean is a teacher at the school so yeah.....its part of the job

    • @rewriter3981
      @rewriter3981 4 роки тому +30

      @@sams_not_here yea but no students in this series it's just the x men the only child is jubilee

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 4 роки тому +18

      Ocean Man 03 Wanda is emotionally unstable so she wouldn’t be any good either lmfao

    • @babyvision6924
      @babyvision6924 3 роки тому +39

      AD B maybe, but at least Wanda wouldn't need Rogue to save her everytime she has to do a mildly strenous task

  • @Nathan-om7ko
    @Nathan-om7ko 2 місяці тому +62

    “I AM THE GUARDIAN, TEACH ME TO-
    UAAAGHAGH”

  • @averageperson434
    @averageperson434 2 місяці тому +22

    Comics Jean Grey: *Bends reality*
    TV Jean Grey: *struggles to lift a glass of water*

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer Рік тому +1970

    "Jean, could you get the door, please?"
    "I'm... trying to open... can't...AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Місяць тому +119

      "Jean, was it locked??" "NO....the...handle is hard to ...turn....uhhh."

    • @buzznugget
      @buzznugget Місяць тому +71

      "Jean, that door is a PUSH to open"
      No, it goes both ways. Look.... UUAAAAH!"

    • @starfire6789
      @starfire6789 Місяць тому +12

      Lol jeans like the door is too thick can't open it

    • @vegasbaby3669
      @vegasbaby3669 Місяць тому +1

      ROFL

    • @user-ge5vf5md7r
      @user-ge5vf5md7r Місяць тому +1

      Lol

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus 4 роки тому +2038

    "I can't stop you from hating each other" literally has mind control powers

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 роки тому +28

      Cymric
      Doesn't she have psychokenesis? As far as I know that can't alter people's minds.

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 4 роки тому +95

      @@ingloriousMachina she has 2 powers telekinesis and telepathy

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 роки тому +22

      jjnix95
      Telepathy doesn't mean mind control

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 4 роки тому +62

      @@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 роки тому +12

      jjnix95
      Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago
      Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 Місяць тому +23

    1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.

  • @AlexisTheDragon
    @AlexisTheDragon Місяць тому +37

    Lol I remember jeans "Uaaagggghhh" even as a single digit aged kid I started realize how silly it was and laughed every time.
    I actually looked forward to it, it was so funny.

  • @Idontexisthihi001
    @Idontexisthihi001 4 роки тому +1860

    Someone: throws a ball of paper at Jean
    Jean: AAAAHHH!!! It’s too heavy

    • @milotgarcia0426
      @milotgarcia0426 3 роки тому +24

      Hahahahah. This comment made my day

    • @johnmilton9789
      @johnmilton9789 3 роки тому +52

      Scott: JEAAAAAAAN!!!!

    • @catondas398
      @catondas398 3 роки тому +23

      Everybody else in the room: JeAnn!!

    • @alainbcdefghijk
      @alainbcdefghijk 3 роки тому +38

      Rogue: *looks up at Jean with exhasperation before picking up the paper.*

    • @meshackjohnson7646
      @meshackjohnson7646 3 роки тому +5

      @@milotgarcia0426 I'm dead LOL

  • @turdferguson8928
    @turdferguson8928 3 роки тому +2335

    Jean: AAUUUGH
    Rogue: No one even touched you
    Jean: Sorry, force of habit

    • @israelbattle5997
      @israelbattle5997 2 роки тому +22

      LOL I-

    • @WillieFordham
      @WillieFordham 2 роки тому +14

      😹😹😹

    • @psgary6622
      @psgary6622 2 роки тому +8

      Ba-dum-TSS!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 Рік тому +25

      Wolverine: I love you, Jeannie!
      Jean Grey: AAUUUGH!!!
      Wolverine: Then again, i say and do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk.

    • @spence6195
      @spence6195 Рік тому +26

      Nobody:
      Jean Grey: **moans loudly**

  • @spiritbond8
    @spiritbond8 Місяць тому +71

    Jean. Telekinesis, force-fields, telepathy, anti-gravity, some kind of beam. Unseless.
    Rogue. Punching things hard. Best Xman.

  • @ballerinaonamusicbox
    @ballerinaonamusicbox Місяць тому +10

    the way scott just keeps going “jean!” has me in tears

  • @lurkzie
    @lurkzie 5 років тому +2325

    So she is basically the magicarp of the xmen

    • @magus13131
      @magus13131 5 років тому +238

      Except her Gyrados (Phoenix) is still just a Magikarp...

    • @cbsketch1
      @cbsketch1 5 років тому +7

      lurkzie so that means she's a Gyarados or Sephiroth

    • @kiko485
      @kiko485 5 років тому +3

      lurkzie 😂😭😂

    • @C-Lightning
      @C-Lightning 5 років тому +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @elizabethosborne9059
      @elizabethosborne9059 5 років тому +13

      Nah shes a male combee

  • @alexanderreneau913
    @alexanderreneau913 2 місяці тому +1936

    “Just bruised, thanks to you.”
    Jean, the line was “Thank you Rogue”

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall 2 місяці тому +90

      Lol I thought the same thing. Like would you rather be tossed back in the water or a bit bruised.

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 2 місяці тому +168

      Lmao!!! I know what they meant by that line but it totally comes off like she’s telling rogue she bruised her. 🤣🤣

    • @blturn
      @blturn 2 місяці тому +182

      “Thanks to you, I’m only bruised.”
      Is what I think they were trying to go for.

    • @WigantX
      @WigantX Місяць тому +46

      That was so passive aggressive

    • @bluesorcerer83
      @bluesorcerer83 Місяць тому +31

      That's why grammar is important.

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 13 днів тому +10

    When you see what she does in X97 then you just know they didn't know how to use her powers here.

  • @WizelBalan
    @WizelBalan Місяць тому +17

    Jean "exists"
    Also, Jean "UAAGHAGHH"

  • @thebudgetgamer
    @thebudgetgamer 6 років тому +2092

    Jean's greatest nemesis, random power cords

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 5 років тому +72

      that and narcolepsy

    • @jdturnier8539
      @jdturnier8539 5 років тому +11

      💀💀💀💀

    • @TheDifferenced
      @TheDifferenced 5 років тому +12

      *Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh*

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 5 років тому +1

      @@TheDifferenced Jeeeeeeeeaaaaaan!

    • @sollyxdoomyx7905
      @sollyxdoomyx7905 5 років тому

      Djghahaahgahgaaahaahag

  • @potheadninja3566
    @potheadninja3566 4 роки тому +2732

    Professor X: Jean quickly think of a number between 1&4...
    Jean: Aaaaahaah!! help me
    Scott: Jean!

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 3 роки тому +53

      Ok... Think of a number between 1&2

    • @ernestcanty6795
      @ernestcanty6795 3 роки тому +96

      dragon king leonides1527
      Jean: It’s too much!!! “Proceeds to faint”
      Scott: Jeeeaaan!!!!
      Literally any other character: “Picks a number”

    • @TheJaranggigi
      @TheJaranggigi 3 роки тому +71

      Rogue: *Sigh* 2.

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheJaranggigi correct

    • @rdaniadi4407
      @rdaniadi4407 3 роки тому +8

      Lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @Amdecreations.
    @Amdecreations. 13 днів тому +8

    Now finally in X-men 97 they have done Jean justice making her more cool and not weak.

  • @muchanadziko6378
    @muchanadziko6378 Місяць тому +13

    She really attempted to ditch the Xmen and got stopped by a freaking power chord

  • @briansherrod1916
    @briansherrod1916 4 роки тому +2418

    The fact that this video is over 6 minutes long with this many scenarios is so funny. It’s like she failed every single mission and some in more than one way 😂

    • @JLPerryTV
      @JLPerryTV 4 роки тому +196

      Brian Sherrod Because she did. There wasn’t one mission that she participated in where she was more of an asset than a liability. Everybody (mainly Rogue) had to keep saving her

    • @peanutsinspace
      @peanutsinspace 4 роки тому +82

      @@JLPerryTV She did okay where she helped Rogue defeat Ms. Marvel in her mind and she was able to plant a telepathic suggestion in Juggernauts head (with Cerebro's help) not to mention, her empathic ability is what helped the Phoenix Force sense what was wrong with the M'Kraan crystal so she hasn't completely sucked like...3 times out of infinity.

    • @universesbiggestdouchebag8350
      @universesbiggestdouchebag8350 3 роки тому +7

      Which is more useless, Jean or Aqua?

    • @maxsteel4942
      @maxsteel4942 3 роки тому +12

      @@universesbiggestdouchebag8350 jean

    • @meshackjohnson7646
      @meshackjohnson7646 3 роки тому +5

      That's what had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 5 років тому +1544

    I can't even blame it on 90's sexism cuz Storm and Rogue were a million times more useful.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 5 років тому +55

      STFU you psycho. Stop putting you BS sexism label on everything

    • @markharrison6498
      @markharrison6498 5 років тому +276

      It's actually in line with her original character. Jean was originally the most useless x-man who only really served as a damsel in distress. It wasn't until the phoenix force arc that she became a powerful character

    • @rickshaw3397
      @rickshaw3397 5 років тому +74

      Now that's not a good marxist. You can always inject sexism and racism anywhere. You need to train harder young padawan

    • @pinkshinobi1
      @pinkshinobi1 5 років тому +127

      @@WAX1138 r/woosh

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default 5 років тому +243

      @@WAX1138 ...but... he didn't.
      That was the point of the comment.
      Did you read ANY OTHER WORD of that comment?

  • @BladeEdge121212
    @BladeEdge121212 Місяць тому +13

    I laughed too hard to this. Poor Jean. Everything was "Too strong" or "Too heavy"

  • @miqueinhamgtow2961
    @miqueinhamgtow2961 2 місяці тому +19

    Jean's UAAAAGHAGH line made life of Catherine Disher so much easier as it was recorded just once but broadly used around the show

  • @dongansimorangkir8656
    @dongansimorangkir8656 2 роки тому +1138

    Villain: breaths
    Jean: faints
    Scott: JEANNNN
    Rogue: ah shit here we go again

    • @among-us-99999
      @among-us-99999 11 місяців тому +41

      maybe she just has low sodium

    • @usuariohumano2179
      @usuariohumano2179 2 місяці тому +15

      Jean: SCOOOOTTTTT

    • @BCDC123
      @BCDC123 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bomapdich
      @bomapdich Місяць тому +6

      like how is her teammates not fed up with her already

    • @ppd3088
      @ppd3088 Місяць тому +12

      Rogue always carrying the whole team on her back
      Well, Rogue and Storm

  • @naranciaghirga9532
    @naranciaghirga9532 5 років тому +1663

    *mutant* : *your powers are useless against me*
    *Jean* : the joke is on you it has always been like that

  • @thelovelyjerald
    @thelovelyjerald Місяць тому +6

    The funniest thing is her yelling for help , when she’s the superhero.

  • @OverlordXion
    @OverlordXion 12 днів тому +3

    Jean: i am phoenix
    also Jean: UaaaghAAgh *faints*

  • @TheCamutoe
    @TheCamutoe 3 роки тому +3933

    Jean: “aahhhhh!”
    Rogue: “bitch, again?!”

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 7 років тому +612

    I......AM........THE PHEONIX!!!!!! (falls into water and drowns))

  • @jayvenesdras9741
    @jayvenesdras9741 Місяць тому +16

    4:24 - Finally some justice to Jean
    4:36 - Oh nevermind.... damn.... -_-

  • @gabrielcostas6859
    @gabrielcostas6859 Місяць тому +11

    Rogue is like that one coworker you keep asking for help

  • @jinsalami
    @jinsalami 5 років тому +1937

    No one:
    Jean: im dying....

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 5 років тому +1

      Who is dying?

    • @zecraw
      @zecraw 4 роки тому +2

      A Phoenix always returns from the ashes!
      Phoenix: I...AM...PHOENIX!!!!...I.....UUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

    • @senseeilikoso821
      @senseeilikoso821 4 роки тому

      Scott: Jeaaann!!!

  • @chibii423
    @chibii423 3 роки тому +7562

    Jean: "My work here is done."
    Rogue: "But you didn't do anything."
    Jean: *faints*

  • @Tauraun7
    @Tauraun7 8 днів тому +2

    "I AM PHOENIX !!"
    (Fallls in water)
    " Agggghhh"
    😂😂😂

  • @markjlabella8869
    @markjlabella8869 18 днів тому +7

    This is just like watching those Just for Gags videos 🤣 I can’t with this haha
    My favorite’s: “I AM PHOENIX!”
    The whimpers: “Help me.”

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 Рік тому +2116

    What makes this even better is you can’t even argue it’s sexist. Rogue and Storm are both extremely competent and even Jubilee, an actual kid, is more helpful.

    • @SuperJutah
      @SuperJutah 2 місяці тому +262

      Rogue is EASILY the most powerful mutant in the series outside of Apocalypse and MAYBE magneto... Rogue was everybodys 2nd favourite next to Wolverine as well!!!

    • @DadoPanda
      @DadoPanda 2 місяці тому +302

      ​@@SuperJutah Nah Storm was the most powerful one in the team. But Rogue was definitely there and very useful unlike Jean. Storm and Rogue carried that team hard.

    • @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf
      @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf 2 місяці тому +27

      Yeah we love when we get to deny sexisms existence! Hell yeah!

    • @GAMMA-cr1oq
      @GAMMA-cr1oq 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf?????

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 2 місяці тому +131

      @@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf it would actually be sexist to suggest every character of either sex needed to be flawless to be a proper representation of their sex. That just leads to the horrible writing and lack of diverse traits and personality types we see running rampant today in mainstream media.

  • @Suiter
    @Suiter 7 років тому +635

    "Help me." Jean's battle cry.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 6 років тому +28

      Suiter on top of that, she moans and groans like a porn star

    • @savedbygrace9788
      @savedbygrace9788 6 років тому +5

      Suiter holy shit

    • @aidzy5643
      @aidzy5643 6 років тому +7

      Suiter I can’t breathe 😂

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 6 років тому +5

      Am laughing so hard at this comment

    • @savedbygrace9788
      @savedbygrace9788 6 років тому +2

      I say help me all the fucking time lmao

  • @user-pf8gk8oj8i
    @user-pf8gk8oj8i 2 місяці тому +19

    The Phoenix Force: one of the most powerful entities of the entire Universe.
    Jean, its host: faints when someone breaths on her force field 😵‍💫

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 4 роки тому +491

    "I AM PHOENIX!"
    *falls into ocean and drowns*

  • @p0t69
    @p0t69 5 років тому +1308

    *Jean* : I was not yet strong enough.
    *me* : we know.

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin Місяць тому +88

    i NEVER Understood what Wolverine saw in her.

    • @kelvin54100
      @kelvin54100 Місяць тому +29

      Her moan?😶😂

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 Місяць тому +42

      Me either, Storm was RIGHT THERE! 😂

    • @benknighten2736
      @benknighten2736 Місяць тому +3

      Wen she got in his mind and made him remember who he was he was sprung after that

    • @ColeGray-il6tm
      @ColeGray-il6tm Місяць тому +8

      Logan's attracted to Jean because jean very closely resembles logan's first love, rose.

    • @boebie5052
      @boebie5052 Місяць тому

      The red hair

  • @kossettereaditte7552
    @kossettereaditte7552 23 дні тому +4

    Her tripping over that tv cord was just AMAZING

  • @LuxCirilo
    @LuxCirilo 3 роки тому +4769

    You see this show is actually clever, they used both Jean and Rogue to teach us the difference between a bad female character and a good one

    • @floatingcloud94
      @floatingcloud94 3 роки тому +134

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rodney73991
      @rodney73991 3 роки тому +116

      so jean bad one because kiss boys and rogue has good not do anything bad?

    • @LuxCirilo
      @LuxCirilo 3 роки тому +87

      @@rodney73991
      NO
      SMOKING
      CHEWING
      /DIPPING

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 роки тому +59

      Then what would Jubilee be?

    • @0m3gaph03nix
      @0m3gaph03nix 3 роки тому +308

      They downplayed Jean because the show was made for little boys that wouldn't be interested in seeing the most powerful member of the X-Men be a girl. So they downplayed her into some lame ass whose power is migraines and fainting. Jean Grey is, by no stretch of anyone's imagination, a "bad" character if you actually know the characters you're talking about. Learn your source material.

  • @RainbowCrash56
    @RainbowCrash56 6 років тому +1549

    This video on a nutshell:
    Jean tries to do something
    Jeans fails
    Scott screams "JEAN!!!!1!"
    Rouge or someone else saves Jean

    • @brandonm4471
      @brandonm4471 6 років тому +55

      The Mexican Bear and repeat lol

    • @alack3879
      @alack3879 6 років тому +45

      Its usually always rogue too, who honestly has one of the weakest powers.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 років тому +37

      The Mexican Bear You forgot her famous moans😀.

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 6 років тому +27

      Yeah, Rogue bails her out a lot.

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 6 років тому +36

      You forgot the excessive fainting.

  • @ilyte1
    @ilyte1 2 місяці тому +12

    After the first time something like this happened. I would have her in the training sim for a straight 50 hours. You cannot have one of our main teammates gassing themselves out after 15 SECONDS of using their powers

  • @Tosenate
    @Tosenate 6 днів тому +4

    You should’ve just called it Jean Grey moaning for 6 minutes at this point

  • @Nocturne22
    @Nocturne22 7 років тому +439

    Rogue must have been so over Jean's bullshit since she was always the one having to come in and finish the job

  • @silverfox9006
    @silverfox9006 5 років тому +1220

    *Villians accidentally trips Jean*
    Jean: I've fallen and I can't get up

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 14 днів тому +7

    I remember Jubilee being way more useful.

  • @freddy-uw4yz
    @freddy-uw4yz 2 дні тому +3

    Cyclops: whats for dinner my love
    Jean: UUAAAGHH!!
    Cyclops: i guess I’ll order a pizza

  • @evilsizer4428
    @evilsizer4428 4 роки тому +945

    Jean: It's too heavy!
    Rogue: lol

  • @yakhouba9
    @yakhouba9 4 роки тому +571

    imagine being able to see people's thoughts but not power cords right in front of you

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +21

      Damn those possessed power cords that move into place just in time for Jean to trip over them.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +17

      Power Cord = Galactus

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 роки тому +3

      Awww, she can read just how useless they think she is...

    • @kimkardashi-un2.051
      @kimkardashi-un2.051 3 роки тому +2

      Not even a power cord, she tripped on freaking air and fall flat to her face, lmao I can't 😂

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme Місяць тому +11

    Tripping and falling into a rock knocking herself out was not something I noticed before. Thats hilarious.

  • @bigheadrhino
    @bigheadrhino Місяць тому +7

    All the X-Men fainting every time they use their powers would be hilarious.

  • @lurker6918
    @lurker6918 4 роки тому +1326

    Jean in the movies: The most powerful of the X-men
    Jean in the cartoons: UUAGHA help I'm dying!

    • @fandomanxyi
      @fandomanxyi 4 роки тому +104

      U wrong, she is still useless in movies

    • @flmbyz
      @flmbyz 4 роки тому +45

      Which movie? Cause every woman in a Bryan Singer movie is either ineffectual or a villain.

    • @darkphoenix3901
      @darkphoenix3901 4 роки тому +39

      @@fandomanxyi Sha saved the X-Men in X2 and she killed Apocalypse and the D'Bari

    • @youzonk7692
      @youzonk7692 4 роки тому +36

      @@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 4 роки тому +11

      Nope. Pretty useless in the movies too. Unless she's Phoenix.

  • @gibbie63
    @gibbie63 Місяць тому +6

    Even as a kid watching you would think‘ geez leave her! she’s a liability’