Bro if the Phoenix chose literally anyone else the entire world would be fucked. Imagine if the Phoenix Force decided to possess Charles Xavier. Like what do you even do at that point
People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.
To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.
@@phillycheese90 My favorite part is... There is *no goddamn reason* for her to trip on a cord before she gets hit by the beam! She could have just got hit by the beam running just like everybody else. Someone decided "Jean Grey doesn't look useless enough in this scene. She should trip first to make her look worse." and paid extra animaton budget to make that happen.
@@kevingriffith6011 Damn Kevin…of all the times I’ve watched this episode and laughed at that scene, I legit never thought of it that way….dude you’re right lol. Someone on the animation or writing team must’ve hated her lol
Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.
2:10 is the best part to me. She's talking shit like she's about to put an end to the fight but as soon as that guy broke her hold she screams out "please!!"
0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.
It feels like she purposefully faceplanted so she could pretend to be knocked out and have an excuse to not help out. Although to be fair, she's actually more help prostrated on the ground than trying to do anything else.
@@princeekeson12 How the flying fuck can *anyone* beat that? Seriously Rogue (as she is now) once absorbed everyone's powers and held back a Celestial, that + Phoenix force = unbeatable bro
*Villain breathes* *Jean Grey:* Aaauah aaah ooahh (moans in ecstacy then faints) *Scott:* JEEAAAANNNNNN!!! *Rogue:* Uses a tenth of her power to do what Jean was trying to do
@@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix
0:50 “just bruised, thanks to you” I know this is meant to be a statement of gratitude, but it almost sounds like jean is accusing the other lady of bruising her lol
@@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.
jjnix95 Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power
1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.
Jean Grey is that coworker that has worked there for years, is managers favorite, and has a higher pay rate yet anything she does makes your job far more than it already is. In the end you start having clinical depression and anxiety due to the lack of competence.
The fact that this video is over 6 minutes long with this many scenarios is so funny. It’s like she failed every single mission and some in more than one way 😂
Brian Sherrod Because she did. There wasn’t one mission that she participated in where she was more of an asset than a liability. Everybody (mainly Rogue) had to keep saving her
@@JLPerryTV She did okay where she helped Rogue defeat Ms. Marvel in her mind and she was able to plant a telepathic suggestion in Juggernauts head (with Cerebro's help) not to mention, her empathic ability is what helped the Phoenix Force sense what was wrong with the M'Kraan crystal so she hasn't completely sucked like...3 times out of infinity.
I can imagine how it was to record this Director: please read this script. Voice actress: it's just a bunch of moaning and fainting noises Director: yeah it's great right?
The actress, Catherine Disher was pregnant when she recorded her Jean scenes in the first season. She was also working on a tv show at the same time, so she would get off from working a 10 hour day, then drive to the studio to put in her lines which could take another couple hours. She said there were times she didn't even sleep while working on the first season of X-Men.
@Thelondonbadger Congratulations, you figured out criminals break laws. Next week: let's see if you jump to the conclusion that because people still steal, we should make stealing legal.
@Thelondonbadger banning guns has nothing to do with safty, and everything to do with control. Gun control, they want to control your guns, because then there will be nothing stopping them from controlling you. What amazes me is the left wants to call the right fascist, yet if they really believed the right was fascist they would want to own guns, instead they want to control them, like a fascist.
César Córdova Unless she actually touches something, then she loses her mind. Same with Storm, but she gets to deliver a flowery speech before getting knocked the fuck out. It was the 90’s. These writers didn’t think much of female superheroes.
Mr. W Storm is most definitely NOT useless! She swept up the entire Inner Circle crew while everyone else were knocked out cold. The only reason she was stopped was because Jean/Phoenix zapped her from behind, but apart from that, she practically carried the entire X-Men team on her shoulders -- Also, in the episode where Cyclops reunited with his dad, the Starjammers were practically tossing him and Corsaire (sp?) around like rag dolls and Storm had to keep saving their asses over and over again while putting up a good fight against those Starjammer guys. She was also the one who defeated Nimrod (froze him), put Omega Red back on ice, destroyed an entire Dam by herself, crashed a building on Juggernaut, defeated Callisto and once again saved the team, stopped Magneto from blowing up an army base by short circuiting 3 missiles he had already launched while Cyclops and Wolverine just stood there helpless and scratching their heads... I could go on forever.. But this proves that Storm is indeed one of the most (if not the most) useful member of the group.
You are conveniently forgetting Rogue almost never uses that power and her flight and super strength kicks ass in several episodes. Also...how about Wolverine going crazy....or Scott loosing his damn powers every 5 episodes or so....or Beast getting his ass kicked in almost every fight? They were all useless!
Jaya Moore no he’s so incompetent and the moment kryptonite comes out he runs like a little girl and when he fights he just swings aimlessly while supergirl tries to fight when they use kryptonite
@@finnderella6742 blame that on the writers who all seem to make him the worst possible person to make others look good where he should have no problems
Jaya Moore exactly the he was written is even how he is idiot and besides in the injustice wars he was evil and supergirl was good which just proves she’s a better person
3165dwayne yes but I think supergirl is better she fights with technique and incorporates her powers into it besides she tries to avoid causing damage as for Superman he abuses the insurance will pay for everything idea
You know what, Cyclops is also useless since is always Rogue who save her sorry ass while her boyfriend keep screaming like an idiot. Jean should really consider switch sides... Or them just hand over her power to Rogue...
The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze
Lmao lol I can just picture that mental conversation, Phoenix: " All these powers I gave her and this b***h is still falling down like this, what was I thinking. This b***h doesn't even have potential."
I tried googling 'teach me to..ahhhh" a few years back cause that part has been stuck in my head for 25 years. Google came back with no results. I'm so glad i found this comment and a video that has the clip.
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Jean: *tries to get a glass of water*
Jean: UAAAGHAGH
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cyclope: Jean! No!
Lol
"I"m ... too weak! Please... help me! My glass... is on ... the counter!!"
The glass of water is too strong
*Jean breathes*
Jean: " I can't go on any longer. I am dying"
That’s honestly just relatable though lmao
Lmao.😂😂
"JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
Hey she know the rules she doesn't want to be a thot. A truly respectable woman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It seems like Jean's mutant ability is to hold things up just long enough for Rogue to show up and take over.
DoctorPorkenfries HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😹😹😹💀
That had me rolling
And in every case, if she hadn’t, Rogue alone couldn’t have done a fucking thing to help.
This Movie shows how useless Jean is without the Phoenix force compared to Rogue
I bet Phoenix force was like; oh god i should have chosen Rogue
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SO TRUE
And now it's stuck with her
Phoenix Force: Fine, I'll do it myself
😂yeah
Bro if the Phoenix chose literally anyone else the entire world would be fucked. Imagine if the Phoenix Force decided to possess Charles Xavier. Like what do you even do at that point
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
the couch manager AAHAJAJAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHHAHA
You, my friend, are terrible 😂😂😂😂
the couch manager almost quite literally, laughed my ass off. Good stuff.
the couch manager bro😂😂😂😂😂
Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂
Jean: "I was not strong enough"
Were you ever?
@Thelondonbadger
also Jean: please!!
@9 Tal3s exactly, she's a top tier Marvel character.
Rogue: bitch, go dark for once, ok?
she is only strong when she is evil as dark phoenix. Useless
Everyone " We know 😑"
Jean sneezes.
“I’m dying. I can’t handle it”
Hahahahahahahahaha
Please help me!
*"JEAAAAAANNNN!!!!!"*
🤣🤣🤣
JUNGLE SOL Scott: *JEAAAAAAAANN*
You can tell that the second Jean that appears at the end of episode 2 of X-Men '97 is the real one because the first thing she does is faint
Facts 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Of course she is real
Literally laughed out loud. Thank you sir.
You're right! If this doesn't happen then why are we doing a reboot?! 💀
“I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down”
*Has her shield broken*
“Please”
The best one in the vid.
Definitely the funniest moment.
😂😂😂😂😂
And just when I thought I'd never cry-laugh again!
2:05
People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.
I SCREAMED in laughter 😭😭😂😂
And ends it with: "Help me!" 💀💀💀
And then plops into the water
To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.
@@TeamTowers1 the disrespect. Lol
the part where she randomly tripped and fell had me crying 😭
Same here
I had to put that on repeat
Bruh....and the way she moaned while falling 😂😂
😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Wheree
Jean: *becomes Phoenix*
Also Jean:**faints in incompetence**
I'm pretty convinced they made her this way just so they could hear her moan and faint all the time.
@@CaptNeeda1it's possible since how horny this show sometime like I want to felt sorry when they hit jean or rogue but NO instead something rises
"I AM PHOENIX!"
to
"Help me..."
fluently in incompetence
@@CaptNeeda1My thoughts exactly because Jesus that moaning audio is crazy
*mutant* : *your powers are useless against me*
*Jean* : the joke is on you it has always been like that
XD
HAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😚💀💀💀💀
Will her power but the rest was really successful against other enemies
🤣🤣
Jean: I'm a level 5 mutant I'll show u guys my power
TV Cord: Imma end this girls whole career
Mario Thomas 🤣
Just saw that and damn im 🤣. I think someone back then seriously hated Jean Grey
Jean: I'm an omega level mutant with the power to wipe out galaxies!
TV Cord: Bite my copper coated ass! Fixed.
John Milton978 when I tell you I died
DAMN!
Jean Grey is the perfect example of those Infomercials where people be dropping stuff
Way too accurate
Lmao
Lol, right. Like how can I walk and talk at the same time?
@ninjast4r I read the bold part in the deep tv man voice and almost peed myself
1k like! And I have no life.
not her seeing all her friends get blasted out of existence, not helping at all and just running away, then immediately tripping over a power cord
She was operating at max capacity in that scene
lol I imagine her saying to herself “don’t fall, don’t fall, girl please don’t fa…ahhhhhhh”
@@phillycheese90 My favorite part is... There is *no goddamn reason* for her to trip on a cord before she gets hit by the beam! She could have just got hit by the beam running just like everybody else. Someone decided "Jean Grey doesn't look useless enough in this scene. She should trip first to make her look worse." and paid extra animaton budget to make that happen.
@@kevingriffith6011 Damn Kevin…of all the times I’ve watched this episode and laughed at that scene, I legit never thought of it that way….dude you’re right lol. Someone on the animation or writing team must’ve hated her lol
Ya that shit had me dead
I love how Rogue is constantly finishing Jean's sloppily handled tasks.
That is why Rogue is best X Waifu. Apart from Storm
Brent Altemus storm’s too. Rogue was the real mvp
Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.
That's all of the X-men.(including Jubilee)
TheSmashMaster9000 I have literal tears from how hard this comment made me laugh 😂
Jean: It's too heavy!
Rogue: lol
Rogue like: Nani!!
Tutorial of how to defeat Jean Grey:
Just be there. You really don’t have to do anything else
Just show up.
Holy Fuck the *ACCURACY*
Rofl 🤣😂
She just fucking beats the shit out of herself 😂
Scott: *_J E A N !_*
Jean tripping over a rock and incapacitating herself will never not send me.
Her two strongest enemies tv cable and pebble
All hail the Goblin Queen
It looked like Scott accidentally flashbanged her
I was about to say yall wrong for that lol
I died
2:10 is the best part to me. She's talking shit like she's about to put an end to the fight but as soon as that guy broke her hold she screams out "please!!"
Brandon Johnson and just like that I have lost all respect for this character.
I lost all respect for Jean Grey long ago.
@ Same. Happened when she made Iceman a homosexual.
@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Bobby fucking that genderfluid cloud being was the first clue homeboy was not straight.
@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Imagine the outrage if this was done to a gay character. Fuck SJWs and their double standards.
Someone: throws a ball of paper at Jean
Jean: AAAAHHH!!! It’s too heavy
Hahahahah. This comment made my day
Scott: JEAAAAAAAN!!!!
Everybody else in the room: JeAnn!!
Rogue: *looks up at Jean with exhasperation before picking up the paper.*
@@milotgarcia0426 I'm dead LOL
Jean's greatest nemesis, random power cords
that and narcolepsy
💀💀💀💀
*Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh*
@@TheDifferenced Jeeeeeeeeaaaaaan!
Djghahaahgahgaaahaahag
The fact that she's the only one in the opening credits to not have a superhero name should've been an immediate red flag.
Marvel Girl is a terrible name though
@@Tedfufu True, but they could've made up some new name for her. They already renamed Changeling to Morph to avoid getting sued by DC.
I've always called her Phoenix because it's cooler than just using her name 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god
I mean, if she’s not using Phoenix, she cannot call herself Phoenix
Omg rogue literally does everything
😭😭😭
Storm was another one in the show they were the main characters sprinkled in with a couple wolverine badass moments. Thats the show in a nutshell.
I know and what sucks is Carol Danvers gets her own movie
@@onetwocue which rogue stole her strength and put into a coma....
This is really embarrassing to watch, really
You a level 5 Omega mutant and you losing to a TV cord...
Ellaway Amiker 💀💀💀💀
The TV cord is a new level mutant
No, you an omega level Telekinetic and Telepathy, fucking trip over and hit your head in the middle of a battle where you weren't fighting anyone...
Well her powers are on lock down cause of the professor so she's much weaker to keep her from losing control
Can’t be worse than Magneto losing to a wooden gun.
Even as a child, I was frustrated that all she seemed to do was moan sexually, scream, and get ko'd.
IKR Especially that one scene when she is in the bed 4:50. I think the animators had some really weird fetishes. LOL
😭😭😭😭
Lmao same :D
@@joeskys2362 yes, pretty, so correct!
Yep same here
Scott: Jean can you pass me that pen please?
Jean: AAAUUGH!!!
Scott: are you serious Jean? Really?!
The more accurate response from Scott should be *"JEAN!"*
She's always calling on Scott but Rogue is the one that keeps saving her LOL
Darrien Harris and then she faints and sighs dramatically.
Psy-op8
or Wolverine.. that was a lot of their rivalry too. Gambit and Rogues romance was frustrating even as a kid in the 90's.
Darrien Harris lol literally
Darrien Harris true story. You're cute BTW
Jean: Possesses literally one of the most powerful cosmic beings in the Marvel universe.
Also Jean:
The Phoenix Force was probably like "I should have merged with someone more useful."
Xehanort10 Psylocke for example..
@@teresaparrilla2293
Or Kid Omega
To be fair, Jean wasn't merged with it most of the time here. And she actually was marginally useful as Phoenix.
But Jean is a Omega level mutant
Jean: "My work here is done."
Rogue: "But you didn't do anything."
Jean: *faints*
Scott: JEAN!!!!
I CANT WITH YALL IMM WHEEZINGG-
Lol
Director : CUT ..... excellent job Jean
Omg I cant even 🤣🤣
In the comics, she is sometimes Marvel Girl. I think it’s short for, “the fact you ain’t dead is a marvel, girl.”
Lol😂
Probably
Hahahaha 😊
CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh 😭
If I were Professor X I would fire Jean and hire Squirrel Girl.
I mean she beat iron man and thanos so she would be much more competent than jean XD
Broly The Sarcastic Savage jean is a teacher at the school so yeah.....its part of the job
@@sams_not_here yea but no students in this series it's just the x men the only child is jubilee
Ocean Man 03 Wanda is emotionally unstable so she wouldn’t be any good either lmfao
AD B maybe, but at least Wanda wouldn't need Rogue to save her everytime she has to do a mildly strenous task
I think they made Jean Grey that way so the writers can have an excuse to hear her voice actress moan like that
Lmao
Yeah honestly
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
Jean: Tries to make milk and cereal *faints*
Rogue: Saves her and turns the cereal into a four course meal *Are you ok hun?*
Lol i read that in rogue's voice
*Just bruised thanks to you*
@@zakai-kaz are you ok hun?
@@FakeSugarVillain I'm just hungry. Thanks to you
...remind which of the two is the Omega level mutant and which one of them had no powers unless she absorbs someone else...
Cyclops every 2 minutes: “Jean! No!”
Wolverine yells Jean also..
Jean: AAUUUGH
Rogue: No one even touched you
Jean: Sorry, force of habit
LOL I-
😹😹😹
Ba-dum-TSS!
Wolverine: I love you, Jeannie!
Jean Grey: AAUUUGH!!!
Wolverine: Then again, i say and do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk.
Nobody:
Jean Grey: **moans loudly**
“Just bruised, thanks to you.”
Jean, the line was “Thank you Rogue”
Lol I thought the same thing. Like would you rather be tossed back in the water or a bit bruised.
Lmao!!! I know what they meant by that line but it totally comes off like she’s telling rogue she bruised her. 🤣🤣
“Thanks to you, I’m only bruised.”
Is what I think they were trying to go for.
That was so passive aggressive
That's why grammar is important.
the enemies dont have to worry about dealing with jean, she knocks herself out.
LMFAO
That's the cruelest comment about Jean in decades 😂
LazyBean
Clearly she’s stunning.
Black pearl 💓
Jean: Don't worry about me imma just go off to do something
Everyone else: Go ahead, knock yourself out
Jean: already done--ARAGGHGHGGHH *faints*
0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.
Juilbee did way more than her lmao
It feels like she purposefully faceplanted so she could pretend to be knocked out and have an excuse to not help out. Although to be fair, she's actually more help prostrated on the ground than trying to do anything else.
@@Failed_Vestige_of_ExandriaThat was what I was thinking too 💀💀💀
Good job keeping your balance OMEGA LEVEL MUTANT!!!!! lmfao
I can’t 😂😂😂
The name of the video should be "Jean tries to save the Day but in the end rogue has to do it"
Rogue should've had the Phoenix force.
@@princeekeson12
How the flying fuck can *anyone* beat that? Seriously Rogue (as she is now) once absorbed everyone's powers and held back a Celestial, that + Phoenix force = unbeatable bro
Correct title is, 'Rogue's better than Penis Force'.
@Kyros Droztamyr I know I'm late but I second this: holding back a celestial is shit writing.
Or Wolverine and Scott
Jean: “aahhhhh!”
Rogue: “bitch, again?!”
My girl Rogue has to do all the work here, smh
@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 Rouge AND Storm had to do all the work.
Lmaaaao
🤣
Lol!!!!!
When you're a super hero but also a stereotypical 50's damsel in distress.
You Are so right. Thats all I see... A damsel, solo sthereothypical...
In comes Rogue to save her
I know right? They're always doing that! If a main female character is not the typical hot damsel in distress, she's a bitchy tomboy like Rogue.
@Barry Clown Amen
Then Rouge shows.
What makes it even funnier is anytime Jean starts screaming its usually the same audio
Professor X: Jean quickly think of a number between 1&4...
Jean: Aaaaahaah!! help me
Scott: Jean!
Ok... Think of a number between 1&2
dragon king leonides1527
Jean: It’s too much!!! “Proceeds to faint”
Scott: Jeeeaaan!!!!
Literally any other character: “Picks a number”
Rogue: *Sigh* 2.
@@TheJaranggigi correct
Lol🤣🤣🤣
"Jean, could you get the door, please?"
"I'm... trying to open... can't...AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"
"Jean, was it locked??" "NO....the...handle is hard to ...turn....uhhh."
"Jean, that door is a PUSH to open"
No, it goes both ways. Look.... UUAAAAH!"
Lol jeans like the door is too thick can't open it
ROFL
Lol
*Villain breathes*
*Jean Grey:* Aaauah aaah ooahh (moans in ecstacy then faints)
*Scott:* JEEAAAANNNNNN!!!
*Rogue:* Uses a tenth of her power to do what Jean was trying to do
And repeat!
😂
You missed Wolverine gets angry
Hahahaha LMAO
Every time I look back on her ‘feats’ in this show, I ask myself, “Why did Mr.Sinister want her again?”
Cause the writer said so lol
She's hot ig
Because her son was a badass
No one:
Jean: im dying....
Who is dying?
A Phoenix always returns from the ashes!
Phoenix: I...AM...PHOENIX!!!!...I.....UUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Scott: Jeaaann!!!
I love that Rogue just flies in and easily does whatever Jean is struggling to do
Rogue and Storm were like the best female characters of the show.
@Thelondonbadger okay...
I didn't even know Rogue could fly
@Thelondonbadger lmao
@Thelondonbadger another snowflake bringing politics into this.
Villain: breaths
Jean: faints
Scott: JEANNNN
Rogue: ah shit here we go again
maybe she just has low sodium
Jean: SCOOOOTTTTT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
like how is her teammates not fed up with her already
Rogue always carrying the whole team on her back
Well, Rogue and Storm
Cyclops: whats for dinner my love
Jean: UUAAAGHH!!
Cyclops: i guess I’ll order a pizza
She's not strong enough to make dinner yet😢
You can have psychic powers, working legs, or consciousness, but not all three, Jean!!
omg :D
That explains Xavier's chair
🤣🤣😂😂😂
XD
WOW; ! You blew my mind ..... . . .. . ...🙄🤔
2:13 “I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down”
2:14 *Powers stopped by singular blast*
2:15: *Weapons fall* “PLEASE!!!”
Hahaha lol. Please!
so why we keep her around?
"cos shes hot."
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
I died.
I was literally crying 😂
Jean in the movies: The most powerful of the X-men
Jean in the cartoons: UUAGHA help I'm dying!
U wrong, she is still useless in movies
Which movie? Cause every woman in a Bryan Singer movie is either ineffectual or a villain.
@@fandomanxyi Sha saved the X-Men in X2 and she killed Apocalypse and the D'Bari
@@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix
Nope. Pretty useless in the movies too. Unless she's Phoenix.
She's always fainting because it's exhausting being her
🤣😂🤣
Can’t imagine if Jean wouldn’t be able to finish in the bedroom with Scott, in comes Rogue to finish the job lol
SCREAMING
Oh my God😂😂
If I were Scott I woodn't mind
threesome
Lol but Rogue would kill Scott or put him in a comma XD
0:50 “just bruised, thanks to you”
I know this is meant to be a statement of gratitude, but it almost sounds like jean is accusing the other lady of bruising her lol
Oh I thought she was.
@@Spiritx1992 Sounds like Rouge's about to get sued
Jean Grey's most effective power is actually being passive aggressive.
She’s saying, thanks to you that’s the only thing that happened to me and not worse
i really thought she was, i was like "bitch, you didn't"
"I can't stop you from hating each other" literally has mind control powers
Cymric
Doesn't she have psychokenesis? As far as I know that can't alter people's minds.
@@ingloriousMachina she has 2 powers telekinesis and telepathy
jjnix95
Telepathy doesn't mean mind control
@@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.
jjnix95
Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago
Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power
4:24 - Finally some justice to Jean
4:36 - Oh nevermind.... damn.... -_-
the way i audibly went “oh, fuck off…” when i saw this scene for the first time 💀
She can't serve for too long ok😂
*Villians accidentally trips Jean*
Jean: I've fallen and I can't get up
Oh my God, like so much 90's nostalgia just came flooding back.
She needs Life Alert
Even life alert can’t cover that
Fuck....lmaoooo
*Casting Director:* How many different kinds of moans can you do?
*Jean Grey:* Yes
Jean grey : yes
Yes
Jean it's Clem fandango can you hear me?
HAHAHAHA LMAO
GarageStudio all the colors of the rainbow
Jean Grey is the one person who fails the “99% fail this level” game ad
When she falls off the cliff and Rogue saves her it's like "Bruh you can literally fly!"
She forgot 😂
@@ESTComicsEvolutionsIts a good thing she did, thinking could have made her faint.
*World: Exists*
*Jean:”UhHugHUgh....AHHHHHHHH. It’s too strong.*
Same Jean, Same.
"Hey Jean, can you give this note to Xavier?"
"Sure thing."
*Takes it*
"Ugh.. too.. heavy.. ah~" *faints*
Other mutants: Jean !!!
Rogue: Let me take that for you
Jean: _HELP ME! I'M DYING!_
Drink every time Jean moans, Jean faints, and Scott's screams Jean.
Snowblood Apple - YOU MURDERER! 😂
what you want people to die of alcohol poisoning? lol!
Aaand ppl are dead now XD
i did aidh i seen the whole series and drank aufh every time it happens i am not dr drunk at sjiforpgrpu uepw shit i puked over my keyboard
My liver just failed
the way scott just keeps going “jean!” has me in tears
Literally lol I can't imagine how many times she's screamed her name in th show lol
Jean in every situation: "I can't stop you, but I can slow you down."
Can she though?
She's talking to the other X-men lmao
By 5 seconds :D
I think she means to say that to the xmen. *trips*
...and then she slows herself down instead. With an added fainting effect if Rogue is around.
So she is basically the magicarp of the xmen
Except her Gyrados (Phoenix) is still just a Magikarp...
lurkzie so that means she's a Gyarados or Sephiroth
lurkzie 😂😭😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Nah shes a male combee
Jean Grey- arguably the most powerful mutant of all time.
Also Jean Grey- arguably the number one in fainting from any effort she does
Franklin richards , scarlet witch , matthew malloy - Are we a joke to you ?
She is not but Fenix would...
Tom Otero she also easily defeated and gone faint with phoenix force, so..
She's like that guy who forgets to breathe when he's lifting weights.
@Troy Taylor... Matthew Malloy is without question stronger than Jean Grey. The man literally died and resurrected himself.
1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.
"I AM PHOENIX!"
*falls into ocean and drowns*
Lmao
Scott: Jean!
Rogue: Goddamn it, sugah!
This video on a nutshell:
Jean tries to do something
Jeans fails
Scott screams "JEAN!!!!1!"
Rouge or someone else saves Jean
The Mexican Bear and repeat lol
Its usually always rogue too, who honestly has one of the weakest powers.
The Mexican Bear You forgot her famous moans😀.
Yeah, Rogue bails her out a lot.
You forgot the excessive fainting.
Jean Grey is that coworker that has worked there for years, is managers favorite, and has a higher pay rate yet anything she does makes your job far more than it already is. In the end you start having clinical depression and anxiety due to the lack of competence.
/r/suspiciouslyspecific
Somebody’s got a jean grey on their x-men team 😂
Literally starscream from transformers prime but hero
I felt this.
😆😂🤣
Overpowering Jean was supposed to be a way of establishing a high level threat, but ended up making our hero look weak. Like Worf from Star Trek.
Unlike Jean Word got better
I think Worf had more Ws, TBH
@@frankieseward8667X-men 97 did for Jean what DS9 did for Worf
I think it's more so telepathy and telekinesis can easily trounce most opponents so Jean had to be hindered for the plot.
@@DeBean970 good point
The fact that this video is over 6 minutes long with this many scenarios is so funny. It’s like she failed every single mission and some in more than one way 😂
Brian Sherrod Because she did. There wasn’t one mission that she participated in where she was more of an asset than a liability. Everybody (mainly Rogue) had to keep saving her
@@JLPerryTV She did okay where she helped Rogue defeat Ms. Marvel in her mind and she was able to plant a telepathic suggestion in Juggernauts head (with Cerebro's help) not to mention, her empathic ability is what helped the Phoenix Force sense what was wrong with the M'Kraan crystal so she hasn't completely sucked like...3 times out of infinity.
Which is more useless, Jean or Aqua?
@@universesbiggestdouchebag8350 jean
That's what had me dying 😂😂😂
I can imagine how it was to record this
Director: please read this script.
Voice actress: it's just a bunch of moaning and fainting noises
Director: yeah it's great right?
The actress, Catherine Disher was pregnant when she recorded her Jean scenes in the first season. She was also working on a tv show at the same time, so she would get off from working a 10 hour day, then drive to the studio to put in her lines which could take another couple hours. She said there were times she didn't even sleep while working on the first season of X-Men.
Just wondering. Where did you get this info. Would like to read/watch. For science!
No wonder. Now we know her sex life/ pregnancy moans. Oof
@@peanutsinspace sounds like the X-Men would have faired better if they had a pregnant Catherine Disher instead of Jean on their team.
@@peanutsinspace She voiced an actual badass character Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3. Jill would kick animated Jean Grey's ass.
Jean: I can't stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down
Haters: *uses power*
Jean: Please!
@Thelondonbadger Congratulations, you figured out criminals break laws. Next week: let's see if you jump to the conclusion that because people still steal, we should make stealing legal.
Soyboys everywhere!
@Thelondonbadger The fact that you managed to make that political, oh you redpilled right wingers.. such snowflakes
@Thelondonbadger banning guns has nothing to do with safty, and everything to do with control. Gun control, they want to control your guns, because then there will be nothing stopping them from controlling you. What amazes me is the left wants to call the right fascist, yet if they really believed the right was fascist they would want to own guns, instead they want to control them, like a fascist.
Jean: if my power can't slow them down, my begging would!
"UUAAAAUGH!"
"Jean, the Danger Room hasn't even booted up yet."
Jean: I’m supposed to practice what I’ll do in combat, right?
Lmaooo 🤣😂🤣
*Moans in Jean Grey *
😂😂😂😂
**Moans in Jean Grey**
Just helping out fam.
@@CookiePieMonster 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 omg ahahahhahaha everytime someone is trying to ask you to get something 😂 *moans in jean grey*
That dramatic ass entrance with the “I am Phoenix” only for her to faint 😭😭😭
Tassadar LMFAO LIKE THAT WAS SO UNDERWHELMING
Tassadar I’m dead lmfaooooooooooo
"help me" *drowns*
I'll follow your example executor
Jean was THE stunt queen on this cartoon
imagine being able to see people's thoughts but not power cords right in front of you
Damn those possessed power cords that move into place just in time for Jean to trip over them.
Power Cord = Galactus
Awww, she can read just how useless they think she is...
Not even a power cord, she tripped on freaking air and fall flat to her face, lmao I can't 😂
Voice acting auditions for Jean: "Give me your best fainting groan"
Good luck Rogue is here to save the day.
César Córdova Unless she actually touches something, then she loses her mind. Same with Storm, but she gets to deliver a flowery speech before getting knocked the fuck out. It was the 90’s. These writers didn’t think much of female superheroes.
Mr. W Storm is most definitely NOT useless! She swept up the entire Inner Circle crew while everyone else were knocked out cold. The only reason she was stopped was because Jean/Phoenix zapped her from behind, but apart from that, she practically carried the entire X-Men team on her shoulders -- Also, in the episode where Cyclops reunited with his dad, the Starjammers were practically tossing him and Corsaire (sp?) around like rag dolls and Storm had to keep saving their asses over and over again while putting up a good fight against those Starjammer guys. She was also the one who defeated Nimrod (froze him), put Omega Red back on ice, destroyed an entire Dam by herself, crashed a building on Juggernaut, defeated Callisto and once again saved the team, stopped Magneto from blowing up an army base by short circuiting 3 missiles he had already launched while Cyclops and Wolverine just stood there helpless and scratching their heads... I could go on forever.. But this proves that Storm is indeed one of the most (if not the most) useful member of the group.
m4giceyetr1x "I could go on forever..."
I'll bet you could.
Mr. W, you're just being sexist. Rogue and Storm were awesome in the show and usually the MVPs of the team.
You are conveniently forgetting Rogue almost never uses that power and her flight and super strength kicks ass in several episodes. Also...how about Wolverine going crazy....or Scott loosing his damn powers every 5 episodes or so....or Beast getting his ass kicked in almost every fight? They were all useless!
"Help me." Jean's battle cry.
Suiter on top of that, she moans and groans like a porn star
Suiter holy shit
Suiter I can’t breathe 😂
Am laughing so hard at this comment
I say help me all the fucking time lmao
"Jean!" - "Scott!" - "JEAN!" - "SCOTT!" - *"JEAN!"* "PHOENIX!" *"PHOENIX!" "SCOTT!"*
Chief? *MCCLOUD!*
DONKEY!
"SASUKEEEE!!" - "NARUTOOOO!!"
JANET ! - BRAD ! - *ROCKY !*
Listen ! I MADE you ! and I can BREak you, JUst as EASily !
Haha, MST3K and Rocky Horror references abounding!
Jean hitting the deck at 00:57 when no one is even near her 😂
It honestly looks liked she tripped and knocked herself out on a rock out of context.
Lol, looked to me like she tripped over Wolverine. Really redefining the term "team player"
This video should be called "Rogue is basically Superman".
CM EDIR 1212 no Superman sucks Supergirl is better
Jaya Moore no he’s so incompetent and the moment kryptonite comes out he runs like a little girl and when he fights he just swings aimlessly while supergirl tries to fight when they use kryptonite
@@finnderella6742 blame that on the writers who all seem to make him the worst possible person to make others look good where he should have no problems
Jaya Moore exactly the he was written is even how he is idiot and besides in the injustice wars he was evil and supergirl was good which just proves she’s a better person
3165dwayne yes but I think supergirl is better she fights with technique and incorporates her powers into it besides she tries to avoid causing damage as for Superman he abuses the insurance will pay for everything idea
I can only imagine Jean and Cyclops sex life
Jean: UUUHHHAAAAAA I CANT HANDLE IT!!
Cyclops: WTF!? All I did was kiss you....
kingkobra5798 *hold your hand
LOL dead
If you thank that's bad image her and Logan.
waked into the room
Oh you forgott:
-JEAN!
5:18 she’s fainted so many times that wolverine already had his hands out to catch her
😂
"I know where this is going....."
This is peak comedy.
🤣🤣
I just had surgery man, I'm not supposed to be laughing like this 🤣
Her tripping over that tv cord was just AMAZING
5:32
*I am the guardian*
*Teach me to..aaaAAAAAaaAhhhHHh*
HahhaHHHhHA
Hahahahah
She died as she lived, defeated by any thing and person in this world
Laaaaaame
3:52 is a real grunty sex noise...
I. AM. PHOENI- heeelp meee....
Hahaha. This bitch Jean Gray reminds me od me. Useless and cool and dump
lmfao
"Aahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Phoenix, now you are as weak and pathetic as me...."
😂🤣
@@hmrhuang HAAHAHA OMFG
Jean: *in the midst of mortal danger, places hand over forehead*
Rogue: “Ah, shit, here we go again.”
You know what, Cyclops is also useless since is always Rogue who save her sorry ass while her boyfriend keep screaming like an idiot.
Jean should really consider switch sides...
Or them just hand over her power to Rogue...
The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze
Bet the Phoenix really questioned its own choices after possessing Jean.
No wonder she went for Rachel the next time
Lmao lol I can just picture that mental conversation,
Phoenix: " All these powers I gave her and this b***h is still falling down like this, what was I thinking. This b***h doesn't even have potential."
@@JessicaA777 and that is why employers look at resumes BEFORE hiring employees! At least the good ones.
@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 Locke's Rachel from FFVI.
@Nathan Wong ah yes, writers shoving the Phoenix Force everywhere and shitting on Thor again for no reason
02:10 "I can't stop you from hating each other... but I can slow you down!"
Random guy as he effortlessly dissolves her telekinesis: "no, you can't."
"Please!" 😭😭
😂😂😂
*I am pheonix!!* falls *Help me!*
*I am the guardian! Teach me to..* Gets sucked in *Ahhhhhhhh!*
Hahaha i legit was scrolling down and right when the scene played i saw your comment.... Can't stop laughing!!!!!
PLEASE!
Rotflmaoooo
Lmao 😂
I tried googling 'teach me to..ahhhh" a few years back cause that part has been stuck in my head for 25 years. Google came back with no results. I'm so glad i found this comment and a video that has the clip.
The funniest thing is her yelling for help , when she’s the superhero.
😂😂😂