Darkseid Was Kind of a Loser
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- One of the most fascinating characters created by Jack Kirby, Darkseid made his formal comics debut in 1971 and didn't appear in animation until 1984 in Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show as well as The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians in 1985. Also Frank Welker had to talk to himself an awful lot in both shows as he voiced both Darkseid and Kalibak.
I wonder what Jack Kirby thought about this Hanna-Barbera take on the God of Evil because it seems like he's going through a mid-life Crisis.
*Kalibak* : Father, I have a plan to slay Highfather and conquer New Genesis once and for all!
*Darkseid* : ...
*Darkseid* : Will Wonder Woman be there?
Jean Leon Gerome 😂😂😂
*Desaad* : Master, I’ve discovered a vital component of the Anti Life Equation!
*Darkseid* : ...
*Darkseid* : Will it help make Wonder Woman like me?
ElmoStreetside 😂😂😂
Lol😂
Jean Leon Gerome lol seriously, my side's are splittin' 😂
It seems Darkseid was looking for the anti-consent equation.
XD
that is actually what the anti-life equation is
@@kusakabe3264 literally lmao
MATH IS USEFUL!
@@kusakabe3264 good catch haha.;
Darkseid sounds like he smokes about 5 packs a day.
Systemhalodark You forgot the 0 with the 5.
05
Night Hunter Accuracy overload 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
More like 60 cartons.
Systemhalodark, sound more like 5 smokestacks a day.
Desaad: We found the location of the Anti-
Darkseid: Shut it Desaad we must find Wonder woman
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pootis Spencer I get your reference.
Darkseid low-key simping for wonder woman is absolute gold.
I mean, Darkseid's smart, he could figure out how to do both.
I love how he's basically Bowser in this
Oh man, now I see it! Now I want to watch The Super Mario Bros Super Show!
Bowser before Bowser
Pretty accurate/fair comparison.
is it Bowser? For me, it sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
In terms of voice yea, but in terms of personality and actions it’s Bowser at his goofiest
"Penetrate the hall of justice." Geez darkside control yourself
When you're a power hungry person like me, it's hard to control yourself until you realized that you gone too far.
same thoughts
it sounded like the voice actor was having a hard time saying that one like he couldnt keep a straight face
Lavernius Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow
@@tree_alone Frank Welker.
Darkseid's goals:
Justice League: Anti-life equation and beating JL
Super Friends: Wonder Woman's booty
Wouldn’t be surprised if he still wants too, he just hides it real well.
Dude wonderwoman is sexy asf! Even the old school one here is cute.
I can respect his hussle
He STILL wants her as his consort. nowadays, he just doesn't want to reveal it like he did in this series
@@NJ-eo2oc sh-- i want her too. Di you see how w onderwoman is drawn these days ?? I understand. I think he would turn good if she would really commit to him.
Darkseid: We will use the old ways
The old ways:
Simpler times.
@@rumham2834 Simpler Is A Word, You Mean "Simp"ler XD
Underrated comment 😂😂🔥👍🏾
That's why he went to her funeral in the Snyder Cut. He could never forget his first crash!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not these definitely
Darkseid 2020: Galaxy conquering, hero killing badass.
Darkseid 1971: Horny.
🤣
and then he got all this powerful shit to marry death and also went to the future to meet old thanos and they killed silver server with thor’s hammer, and when death came, they fought for the death to get the rights of kissing death and marrying her. thanos then realized death was ruining his life and his son became a simp for death, and thanos was killed. then he was brought back to life and he and hela kissed lmao
We dont know anything about darkseid in the new movies. But the best non comic version so far is the one from the superman animated series and justice league animated series
Lol, good theory, but this was '85
Simp*
Darkseid: "You fools! You brought the android Wonder Woman with us!"
Kalibak:"Apologies, Father! Shall I dispose of it?"
Darkseid: "NO, YOU FOOL! Just leave it in my chambers. I'll... take care of it later."
Garth2The2ndPower 😏
Oh no
Giggity...
thumbs up
Garth2The2ndPower 👀👀👀
He sounds like cookie monster trying to speak whole sentences.
After he smoked a 12 pack of cigarettes.
He sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
@@kitsunegiblaze8022
Agreed
He sound like another Decepticon in TF G1
Not surprising. Considering Frank Welker voiced several decepticons, dr. Claw and Darkseid.
I think Darkseid found the anti-wife equation by mistake
Wonder Woman joins the JL and the Me Too.
I wish I knew that one
@@mechasentai yeah cuz Darkseid tried to rape her.
He used the old ways :P
Kalibak did not seem to be thrilled at getting a new mommy.
"That's no way to treat a lady!" * adds a ribbon * Ah, much better!
MegaChickenfish lmao i noticed that too xD
Dear god that hurt to watch
Still laughed though
"Thaaaat's sexist!" DING!
.
His power is to change the matter of stuff I think so he turned the stuff into ribbons, which are easy to break. Obviously you didn't know this along with others here but ok
*one of the most powerful DC villains of all time*
And worst written
And still whipped by a chick.
Darkseid is.....kind of a bitch
Doggo Clearly inferior to Super-Friends Darkseid
L Thought Robot stomps
Surprisingly, it was said that since Darkseid is actually a transcended being, he has no fixed form/body in the multiverse. Therefore all version of Darkseid IS canon, *including* this simp one.
@Demiclea Not actually true. Storylines like Injustice aren't cannon.
@@Sioux-periorGaming incorrect injustice is still part of DC'S multiverse
@Demiclea because the overall story never happened. It's a "What of," not a different universe all together. You can bring in that rick and morty BS here because the same logic does not apply. If you need more proof talk to the heads, writers and creators of DC. They will tell you the same thing because they are the ones who set those rules.
King Solomon wisely he said
All of your fanfics are canon.
This show ruined Aquaman's image for decades, but somehow Darkseid survived this unscathed
Because he later appeared in the Superman Animated Series and Justice League show of the 1990s and early 2000s.
@@pulgoso_97 So did Aquaman and Aquaman was cool in those.
@@Omnicrom. In both his and knuckles' case a movie needed!
Well, Aquaman is more well known than Darkseid. Most non comic fans have at least heard of Aquaman, but most of them have never even heard of Darkseid.
Aquaman also had his own show
You have to give it to Darkseid. Even when he has Wonder Woman at his complete mercy he politely asks for her hand. He might be the greatest tyrant of the universe but he's still a gentleman.
Amusingly ironic, considering Darkseid is the embodiment of tyranny, with his ultimate goal being the elimination of free will in the universe.
R
iceguys
At least he still has a goal here, but after getting rejected so many times he became the darkseid he is today being all edgy and shit
And then his Paradooms tears WW's arm in Apokolips War
@@ngrjordi2352 Darkseid is gonna be so pissed. He explicitly said that no harm should come to Wonder Woman!
Darkseid wanna get dat backseid
Lmao
Come, join the LightSeid.
underratted comment
1:58 He did get some backseid lmao
This really hasn't aged well...
Yeah it really hasn't. But it has a certain campy charm to it. Thankfully Michael Ironside gave us the definitive Darkseid in Superman TAS and Justice League years later.
On a 19" 480p 1980 television it looked really good as a kid! I was 6-7 when this was airing on TV. :-)
The Paranormalist it wasn’t ever really good in the 1st place
ikr
Still more fun than the New 52 Movies.
So this is the snyder cut everyone is raving about?
No, This Is From Joss Whedons Version XD
Yep joss whedon
Yes.
@@dreymac1226 I haven't watched his 2017 justice league movie yet so I don't understand the hate for Joss Whedon. Sure he has issues with women before but I don't think it'll effect the justice league movie much. I've seen avengers 1 and 2 they were okay. Imma watch it now cya
(edit : BRUNCH YA SMELL GOOD I BELEEV IN JOSSTICE WHERE'S MY MOTHER BOXES WOW WHEDONS A BITCH )
@@hexational105 then watch the movie and see the shit for yourself
wow I can't believe darkseid was a simp
Supervillian Simp
He goes through worlds and dimensions using a skirt. He is a trasvestite simp.
So is Thanos
Darksimp.
If Darkseid can simp we all can
Superman: "Darkseid? You're quite possibly the worst supervillain I've ever heard of."
Darkseid: "Ah, but you have heard of me."
@Nathaniel Grauel go back to reddit
Go back to the 60's.
You have to love how Darkseid's goals have been reduced from enslaving all life in the galaxy to trying to bone Wonder Woman.
Of course, I see why he's made that his primary goal, but it is still a pretty silly transition.
Dark Claw You can see why? Because I can’t.
Dark Claw it’s like the opposite of Thanos in the MCU. Well... mostly.
@Dark Claw LOL!!! Yeah he sure was hard up for Wonder Woman..
Dark Claw galaxy? He wants to enslave the entire multiverse.
Bieti it’s weird because Thanos wanted to bang Death only to transition to wiping out the universe to balance it while Darkseid wanted to enslave the multiverse to transition to wanting to bang Wonder Woman in this dumb cartoon.
“Penetrate the hall of justice” “first is wonder woman”
Very friendly
Lol
Bruh he wanted to clap Wonder Woman cheeks so bad this is the embodiment of every wonder woman fan boy at 12 years old
Who wouldn't want wonder woman .
No world or galactic conquest, no killing, no nothing. Just wanted be knee-deep in Wonder Woman's cheeks. Not too much to ask considering other versions of Darkseid.
@Gabe Stein that's what I said
@Gabe Stein r/whooosh
@@ignisimber2818 Wanting her isn't the problem. Surviving sex with her is problem. Wanting her is one thing, surviving the throes of her passion full force, no holding back is something else entirely.
Imagine if this was his personality during apokolipse war
That we’ll be very interesting
Then not that many people would have died
Then that would be a hentai
And thats why his paradoom torn apart wonder woman's hand
Darkseid has become a chad
0 _MEGA with the same voice actor
Darkseid is a complicated multi-faceted character. He has his darkseid but he also has his tiredseid, his thristyseid, his poorseid, his gullibleseid, and his not-feeling-it-today-imma-just-sit-downseid.
those were allseids i didnt account for.
@@tegamingother they always say bothseids have a point...
@@antenna_prolly hmmmm... I think I'll Seid with you on that point ;)
Lol
That's why he is often encountered sitting on a couch.
Wonder Woman is basically Princess Peach to Darkseid’s Bowser
And yet he sounds like Venture Bros' King Gorilla's grandpa...so Donkey Kong as well.
What do we have here?
Is supes Mario?😳
yep. she didn't do nothing to defend herself
@@devilguysadboi5587 no, he’s Luigi. Batman’s Mario
Darkseid is just thirsty.
Dat dry Darkseid d*ck
And hungry for some wonder woman ass
Stop writing the script Zack! (or joss)
Darkseid is so relatable, can't tell you how many times I've asked a wonderful Woman to me my bride/Queen shortly after kidnapping her and then for whatever reason she turns me down, one day me and Darkseid will get to penetrate someone's hall of justice.
Huntress: I’d like to see his secret cave
Cat woman: what a weapon, what a Bang
@JOHN JOHN that's what alot of dudes goals are
Just without overwhelming power
Why doesn't this comment have more likes? 💀
@Taco Shock
I don't know, I don't even remember writing this comment either.
"Wonder Woman is found Desaad and we will stop at nothing to simp her"
"Ready the chloroform. We will use the old ways."
"Wonder woman has no protectors here. No lanterns. No Kryptonians. She will fall like all the others."
Steppenwolf, ZSJL
Beats the hell out of trying to have sex with death like Thanos.
@@OmegaMan2525
Does it? Comic Thanos wanted to bang a cosmic being while Darkseid just wants to bang some magic clay modeled after a humans.
@Dexter clarence Fongkot
Thats recent. At the time of the simping Darkseid, she was just a woman made of clay blessed with powers by the gods.
Hell, 20 years ago, you had the cartoons suggesting she was the daughter of Hades. xD
Bro my throat hurt just from hearing him talk, get this man a glass of water
I wonder what this phenomenon is called...
Because I feel it, too.
Batman: hold my voice box.
His voice sucked too.
Its A Voice lol
Can you believe Darkseid wouldn't be a bad guy if he was able to get laid
bringbackprerenderedbackgrounds 2k18 the only way to stop war : have sex
Did you just compare Darkseid to a school shooter?
Maxisamo1 I know some school shooter act like this because a girl say no but I wasn't referenced to that sorry if my comment was disrespectful
Mr.Game I honestly just find it pretty dark lol
In his past there was a person he TRULY loved, her name was Suli, his first wife and mother of Kalibak. Darkseid even wanted to change for her and became better person, but his bitch mother used Deesad to poison her, then Darkseid did exactly the same thing on her and became more cold and evil than before. Really tragic backstory that is heavily reminding me of works of Wiliam Shakespeare and Greek tragedies.
"ready the chloroform desaad, we will use the old ways."-Mixedfeelers1138
XD
*[Ancient Lamentation Music Plays]*
@@Mukyoukai lol
"That's REX Luthor to you!"
Holy shit, he really is the world's smartest man
Truly 12the Level Intellect.
Overqualified
Darkseid and the Quest for Penetration
I am ur 1+333rd like
Story of my life.
Darkseid:*Is walking through portal slowly*
Superman: H e ‘ s e s c a p i n g!
*proceeds to watch him escape*
10/10 Effort!
The man of steel everybody
It's the Snyder cut
They're not allowed to chase bad guys near the end of an episode.
It was just a polite thing back in the 70ies to allow villains to escape.
“WONDER WOMAN EH? IS SHE ALOOONE?
Best scene from this video 😂😂 7:30
We must not loose her
He wants to penetrate the hall of justice. That doesn't sound good
Wonder Woman's name isn't "The Hall of Justice" though.
@@Rialster it could be a euphemism for something else
Darkseid is a man of culture, he out here trying to clap them cheeks.
I shall have you Wonder Woman!
Nah he simp
🤣
@Le Troll Face Jesus Christ. Your name is literally Le Troll Face and you still take jokes too seriously
Holy Proposals!!
This is what a Joss Whedon Darkseid would be like
So True LMAO XD I Actually Wanna See That XD
It could be worse, like Darkseid mother's name being Martha ;)
@@leonreborn1308 "Worse"? You Mean A Coincidence,
@@GameDevAraz a worse coincidence*
@@leonreborn1308 why did you say that name!? Such a dogshit film lol
With the way Darkseid’s belt was colored in some of these scenes, he straight up looks like he’s walking around in briefs, a crop top, hooker boots, and a round dome trash can lid on his head XD
Ram Man like He-man brief's, hooker nord boots and Ram Man adds the trashcan head piece.
The pina cle of fashion
Hooker boots 😂
Oh boy I cant WAIT for Snydercut with Darkseid simping after WW
simping after death of the endless
@@spiderjerusalem4009 death will destroy him in a blink ✨
Simpseid
Darkseid the original r/niceguys
So is bowser r/incels?
6:23 Cutest photo of Grand Uncle, Father and son.
@@ja9luvs2befree true
And Entitled Parents too.
Facts.
Darkseid participating in a bidding war is hilarious.
Watching him get BTFO'd with that 100 million bleems bid was the cherry on top xD
What were they even bidding on, JFK’s golf clubs?
And the Super Powers team's flimsy disguise as ice people from an ice planet. You can't just throw on a snuggee and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm an alien now!"
"Who presumes to outbid Darkseid!?"
I also love the name of the currency. Say "one hundred million bleens" without laughing.
Justice League: Bidding Wars
Damn darkseid can’t take a hint. This dark sied doesn’t seem very evil it just sounds like he really wants to get laid
Kallibak: “Father... shall I dispose of the useless android Wonder Woman?”
Darkseid: Realizing it’s a near exact replica, for them to have mistakenly kidnapped it.* “... No. Place it in my chamber of slumber.”
Lol 😂
Darkseid: I'd advice you to not disturb me in my Chamber room, son
@@omni-galachu9684 "Father, why's there loud squeaking in your chamber?"
@@haroldtheherald6637 "Nothing son"
@@omni-galachu9684 "are you sure? cos when I came in to clean your chamber, I saw the android covered in white sticky liquid..."
So Lex Luther just walks into Darkseids place and says this is mine now, and *Darkseid* can't do anything about it
Any other day. Pretty much every other DC universe, luthor would have been fried in seconds.
Yeah, isn't it great?
Lmao yea I’d have to see this episode cause wtf
He had to have threatened to blow up the planet or something cause he’d be wiped out of existence otherwise
The Chad Luthor vs The Virgin Darkseid
Who would win? A literal God and the embodiment of the dark side of humanity vs some random bald human dude.
"Darkseid is not proud of this avatar"
-Darkseid, probably
69 likes. Nice
His physical bodies aren’t avatars. Avatars were a temporary doombot troupe used to retcon his emasculating loss at the hands of Doomsday
@@PowerCrunchVideos the one who lost to doomsday was a emmination
This version of darkside is what happens when you give a discord admin powers
@Vela S I'm pretty sure dark side is way older than anyone on earth so it still counts
Darkseid: "Give me Wonder Woman, a couple bottles of vodka and come back in two weeks." Superman: "No." Darkest: "Fine..........12 days."
Hi sexy
“As soon as I can penetrate the hall of justice, Wonder Woman woo be our first victim.”
Interesting choice of words there, Darkseid!
*is she alone?*
Michael Tomecsek Even Kalibak seemed creeped out
ROFLMAO!!! LIKE, EVERY TIME!!!
That seemed kinda rapey
I read this as it happened and it was 10x better.
"I thought you would be interested!"
3:41-3:44 See robin, this is why you don't get your own movie.
Curiously, we don’t see Batman anywhere around in these clips.He must have figured if they’re gonna need a token useless unpowered human, might as well send the decoy.
laz kar and the live action Titans show coming this year
Fuck Batman!!1!
He was blinded what was he suppose to do?
Darkseid Now: a multiversal level being
Darkseid in super friends: takes 10 seconds for his Omega beams to erupt a volcano
Yeah but has modern darkseid ever erupted a volcano at all
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 fair
When you order Darkseid from Wish
Darkseid: if the square root of 2x minus 3 is 15, x is 143!
Kalibak: *uses calculator* uh dad I don’t think that’s-
*darkseid destroys the calculator with his omega beams*
Darkseid: I DO NOT MISCALCULATE!
Notimus Crime Oh, Kabilak, you actually needed a calculator to prove Darkseid wrong? It’s just 228÷2
Mr. W he gets his math skills from his father
@Anderson Dalmeus *XD*
Okay, assuming that 2x-3 is in the same parentheses, the answer is actually 114. If it isn't, then the actual calculation makes x equal 162. Darkseid is pretty off on his calculations-
-(gets disintegrated by Omega Beams)
Are you saying sqrt(2*x-3)=15, or are you saying sqrt(2*x)-3=15? Because in one, x=114 and in the other x=162.
Parademons in DCAMU: Cybernetic hell-spawns
Parademons in DCEU: Sentient insects
Parademons in 1985: Monke in costume
*reject beetle become monke*
In halloween costumes
5:35 We'll be sucked into oblivion!
Darkseid: What did you say about Wonder Woman?
The Thirteenth Doctor LMAO
So Darkseid sounds like a cigaretted Al Pacino while Brainiac sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy?
Interesting interpretations.
Despite Darkseid's goofier portrayal in this series I think Frank Welker's vocal performance was truly badass. 🤩
Imagine what he would do with the character today in a slightly more serious version, maybe in a New Gods animated series?
Too bad his badass voice was wasted on corny dialogue.
@@edwardgaines6561It's delicious 😋 😍 😜 😀 😄 😊.
Love this voice that Welker uses! Also was awesome when he used it for Krulos, Dr Claw, Soundwave and the Cave of Wonders.
Attention all guys reading this:
If your waifu ever came to life, this is what you would probably look like.
someone finally said it!!!!
It do be like that
they don't think it be like that, but it do
A powerfull being in universe? HELL YEAH!!!
Lol sorta bro
He's obsessed with Wonder Woman and struggles against repeated failures.
This Darkseid is so relatable.
Yea I agree
Obsessing over someone is relatable? might want to see a therapist there bud
@@raspberrycrowns9494 we agree over the “struggles against repeated failures” part. No man has the time to obsess over a woman.
I could not agree more !!!
@@raspberrycrowns9494 People obess over others all the time in this social media age.
Hearing robin say Holy anything just gets me dying everytime 😂😂😂
Holy rusted metal batman
*HOLY DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN FURIOUSLY SUPERMAN*
Holy wonder woman fuckems
*HOLY PENETRATING, ITS DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN*
@@Nannowatts19482
Perfect
First Why is darkseid in love with wonder woman, and second WHY IS DARKSEID AT AN AUCTION BIDDING 50 MILLION BLEENS?!?
_OMEGA BLEENS_
Hoes love da bleeng lol
Carl Rice what the hell even is a bleen
Why is *blank* in love with Wonder Woman is not hard to answer.
Well he's a new God and she's half old God, he probably wanted to make a hybrid super God baby of course.
1:44 wonder women gets TOO excited at darkseid's apperence
Sploosh
The Twist: Darkseid and Wonder Woman were messing around the whole time. This is just the kinky game they play.
The fact that Kalibak almost stands up to this guy and call him out on thinking with his Omega Dick is hilarious. Kalibak’s whole character is throwing away all his dignity just to get some love from his father, and yet not even he can stand the amount of simpery his dad is displaying here.
It must have been really hard on that voice actor to make that voice.
ZeroSpawn47 He’s been doing it for years. He seems fine to me.
ZeroSpawn47
It's the same voice actor for mister claw so he's had Lot's of practice
Frank Welker is the G.O.A.T.
It's bad ass
Sounds like the voice from the Doom Slayer Testaments.
“Darkseid LOOK, it’s Wonder Woman!”
“ *WONDERWOMAN* !?!?!?!?”
More like Simpseid.
He instantly appeared the moment her name was mentioned.
Darksimp.
bryan diaz varela Oh wow.
@bryan diaz varela Best comment so far.
Snyder cut Darkseid
Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth
Desaad: let me call the master
Darkseid: yes?
Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth my master
Darkseid: I'm alone, Desaad and Granny arent here
Steppenwolf: oh yeah boss Wonder Woman is totally here
Darkseid: yay
"Ready the viagra. We will use the old ways."
-Darkseid, probably
The comment im totally lookin for!
Darkseid fights for love, what's more heroic than that
Sparing us from seeing his thighs.
10:28
Superman's head keeps growing and shrinking
ANueUtsuho lmao
6:57 Jesus Christ this is just a masterpiece
😆
It seems that Thanos and Darkseid have one thing in common: They were "friendzoned" by sexy, unreachable women.
Juancho Corleone Thats only in the Super Friends Show& Darkseid had more sexy women than WW in the comics
I dont think death is sexy
@@iliveinsideyourhouse1367 The Marvel version, no. DC/Vertigo's, OTOH, is a real cute hottie.
@@kirak1561 Literally NO female in DC is more sexy than Wonder Woman!
Darkseid: As soon as i can penetrate wonder woman...
Kalibak:
Darkseid: I mean The Hall of Justice.
Very funny
😄😄😄
hahahaha you killed me LOL
It's Darkseed.
@@aithanleeom5152 no, no it’s darkseid
Why does darkside sound like a kid who wants to scare his younger siblings
😂😂
Fun fact: This Darkseid is voiced by none other than Frank Welker who voiced Megatron and Dr.Claw who you can definitely hear the resemblance of in this voice
Kalibak sounds more like Megatron, whereas Darkseid sounds like Soundwave/Dr.Claw.
He sounds almost 1:1 with his Soundwave voice minus the filter here.
Not as bad as Thanos, he literally tried to get the Infinity Stones and destroy the Universe just so that Death would call him her Boyfriend. Aren’t ya glad that storyline didn’t make it into Infinity War?
@@spankster009 what?
@@spankster009 what
@@spankster009 Right? Overpopulation and the whole "villain with a point" is really such a tryhard, repetitive concept these days. The ones typing 'what' are just trying to make you look crazy without actually saying anything meaningful. Tread lightly when talking about ppl's precious mcu.
Dying Breed no seriously we have no idea what he said.
Yesh actually i loved that. It's goofy but it's great. It actually has lots of philosophical elements tied into it. He does all this to become the most superior being to showcase death tge person he is.
8:10 "The only way to stop their growth....is with my BEANS"
*activates bean ray*
Bean soup?
Beans are a cash crop on Apokolipse
OMEGA BEANS
Yeeeeeeeees
Darkseid (to Batman): Can you escape the Omega-3 Sanction? The Beans of Death That Is Life?
Darkseid strikes me as the type of being to keep Wonder Woman posters on his wall.
From now on whenever I see an incel online I’ll assume they have darkseid’s voice
All the garbage soyboy cucks saying "incel" having no idea how retarded they look doing so
@@Fudgaboutit shut up darksied
"Hahaha incel I am so funny please laugh "
@@nra3zehuti781 no need to be angry Darkseid
5:20
“Ah, I knew we couldn’t trust you, lex Luthor!”
“That’s REX Luthor to you, pal!”
🤔
What the fuck is rex luthor lmao
Rex is Latin for king, king Luthor
Spidy ben parker King Luthor
@@kevins4960 OOOoooh....odd choice of words but okay.
@@kevins4960 no, maybe because the guy speaking looks asian and this was in the 70s where racism was more common against asians. and asians pronounce L as R sometimes
Fun Fact: The actor plays Desaad here would return to voice him again in the 2003 Justice League series (tho he only had like two lines before Darkseid dusted his ass into oblivion)
Huh. Neat.
Alternate fun fact: In the Latin American Spanish dub, the actor that plays Darkseid reprised the role in LEGO DC Super Villains.
Not only that, he was Odo in Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
Thanos: I simp for death
Old Darkseid: I simp for wonder woman
Thanos: wtf
both men thinking the other has poor taste
The Endless Death is hotter
@@lewisaino That's a Big NO!
Og death was just a figure of thanos' imagination
@@welcomeboi8991 nah death is actually real in the marvel comics universe and she doesn’t even like thanos she has a crush for Deadpool
People say that there is one true Darkseid across the multiverse and he created multiple avatars of himself in each one.
Wtf was he smoking when he made this one?
He made this one as a last ditch effort when his other avatar got shot with Radion. YK cuz he was dying and stuff
There is no such thing as true form darkseid it's all fanboy bullshit
67 Namra Joshi it aint FanBOY , read the comic or do research
@@rifqiiszaree3393 can't you give me any proof?
@@67namrajoshi51 search up about true form darkseid
When Granny Goodness is the hottest woman in your ever burning planet of misery, of course you will grow obsessed as soon as you see Wonder Woman, too.
Fortunately Darkseid got over it as soon as Pimp Granny got him the Female Furies: THICC Stompa, BDSM TOTH Lashina, and... Mad Harriet, who is... um... the son of Joker and Creeper in drag? Ew.
@Kaagh178 Doesn't Barda live in New Genesis now?
I mean lashira as well
Bdsm toth Lashinga can definitely get it lol
Mad Harriet and her casual toplessness.
*FOX NEWS
"Former ruler of Apokolips impeached for sexual assault scandals resurfacing from the past. He had this to say:
Darkseid: "FOOLS! YOU QUESTION A GOD?"
His trial planned for this coming december."
“FOX NEWS Update.
Darkseid didn’t arrive to his trial and is being searched for. In other news, we have Batman as an eye witness
Batman: “...wanna know my secret Identity?”
He sure sounds like a politician.
The best news report
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So Thanos was a simp for Lady Death, and he is now a warlord bent on killing half of life so that the other half can have more resources. And here, Darkseid was a simp for Wonder Woman, and he is now a tyrannical conqueror seeking to control all life in the multiverse.
Moral of the story: if you want your villains to be the ultimate final boss that threatens even the multiverse itself, start by writing them as simps for any of your OC heroes.
It's especially funny to me that Frank Welkner is using the same voice for Darkseid that he uses for Doctor Claw.
And Soundwave
8:07 Cyborg looking like he just got out of the hospital full of bandages from an accident.
The animation at 9:46 was actually pretty cool, the smoke on the top of the building.
"I'll get you next time -Gadget- Wonder Woman!"
He sounds like "Dr. Claw" from "Inspector Gadget".
Same voice actor, Frank Welker
@@squallofthedai that's what I thought.
@@squallofthedai And the precursors from Jack & Daxter
Nina B. Thank you I knew I recognized him from somewhere
Darkseid: "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood."
To stop a darkseid and parademon/paradoom invasion you need just 1 angry boi and his shot gun
5:54
When you bid 1000$ for Lego on eBay and some other guy bids 1001$
I don't know how much a Bleen is worth, but when you start casually throwing around tens of millions, you probably shouldn't be surprised when someone outbids your one Bleen.
A far better love story than twilight
Sparkle
Wonder-Woman: (Makes a request)
Simpseid: Ok.... Wanna be my queen tho?👉👈👀
He became a lot more badass when Michael Ironside started voicing him. (Then again, any character voiced by Ironside is going to be badass)
So old school darkseid was thirsty for wonderwoman LOL
That and when they gave him a better backstory than the common incel.
"As soon as I can penetrate the hall of justice, Wonder Woman will be our first victim"
That's one hell of a way to say you won't be a virgin anymore.
@Yung Katt Do you see any family resemblances? The kid is clearly adopted.
I have no idea what I was thinking...