Unlikely Lines From A War Movie | Mock The Week

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 роки тому +104

    Tapestry joke was solid!

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't get it, can you help?

    • @menckenwolf
      @menckenwolf 3 роки тому +5

      @@aslanilyayasa8146 medieval war tapestries.

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 3 роки тому +13

      @@aslanilyayasa8146 - For example: the Bayeux Tapestry, which is actually an embroidered cloth, that depicts the Norman conquest of England that ends with the Battle of Hastings in 1066 CE.

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks!

    • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
      @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 роки тому +1

      Absolutely

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 роки тому +35

    "Okay, whoever's playing Fortunate Son, we're supposed to be under radio silence while in enemy territory!"

  • @connagh11
    @connagh11 3 роки тому +96

    Gary Delaney is a legend! It is crazy not to see him on telly more! Watched him live at the hot water comedy club and my god is he a brilliant comic!

    • @connagh11
      @connagh11 3 роки тому +1

      @@KevinCullen I know bro don’t you worrry cannot wait for some barrel of income laughs!

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 3 роки тому +7

      He just published a book called "The Pundamentalist". I recommend it! 👍

    • @connagh11
      @connagh11 3 роки тому +3

      @@Master_Petes_Theater yessss I will buy it read it and then give it to my dad for his 65th 🤫🤣😉

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 3 роки тому +3

      @@connagh11 Super! Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did! 😂😂😂

    • @shirokumaotaku
      @shirokumaotaku 3 роки тому +2

      Love Gary's Material he never fails to make me laugh even if I hear the same joke over & over would be great to see him on tour 🤩

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 3 роки тому +53

    So when I gave orders to penetrate the hole in the enemy's defence this wasn't what I had in mind.

    • @tEM403
      @tEM403 3 роки тому +3

      That deserves more likes

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 3 роки тому +1

      @@tEM403 why ? funny coz penis ?

  • @GhostRid3rJnr.
    @GhostRid3rJnr. 3 роки тому +29

    I love Andy Parsons, my cousin and I saw him in King's Lynn Norfolk ( where we live ) last Saturday ( 11th Of September ) and he was hilarious, even better than he is on here.

    • @McGregorJeremy
      @McGregorJeremy 3 роки тому +1

      You may want to sit down for this...

    • @KotoBish
      @KotoBish 2 роки тому

      I can't stand him, have to skip forward whenever he comes on! Each to their own...

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 роки тому +4

    The Horse trapped in the wire was culinary magnificence in a war

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 3 роки тому +5

    Loved that Edwin Starr bit

  • @jeffcarroll1990shock
    @jeffcarroll1990shock 3 роки тому +4

    "terrible news Captain. Private Cameron has contaminated our entire pork Supply"

  • @trumsolon
    @trumsolon 3 роки тому +9

    Hugh's joke at 0:38 is one of my favourites

    • @hadron4834
      @hadron4834 3 роки тому

      I don't get it, can you please explain

    • @trumsolon
      @trumsolon 3 роки тому +3

      @@hadron4834 It sounds like the set-up for an 80's war movie, but Hugh saying "That was one hell of a gap year" infers it was done by a regular student. Usually for a gap year after school you might go abroad to work or travel. Not hunt renegade colonels in Vietnam.

    • @hadron4834
      @hadron4834 3 роки тому

      @@trumsolon ohhh, that makes sense, thanks

    • @amanofiron8252
      @amanofiron8252 2 роки тому

      @@hadron4834 Also, specifically, it's a reference to Apocalypse Now. The plot of the movie is about Martin Sheen being sent up a river in Vietnam to kill a renegade colonel (Marlon Brando).

  • @susiehenders
    @susiehenders 3 роки тому +8

    Hugh Dennis face at 1:21 😠😠😠

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 3 роки тому +55

    All these videos are missing a zinger from Ed Byrne.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 роки тому +31

      "Hello!!!! And welcome to another episode of waging intercontinental thermonuclear war... while pissed!!!"

    • @Parknest
      @Parknest 3 роки тому

      @@peterclarke7240 That would be so Ed Byrne.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +3

    2:26 Ah… I miss that show.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 3 роки тому +12

    1:02 What's the "Tulisa" video Gary mentioned here? I don't remember such a thing.

    • @Maurice_Moss
      @Maurice_Moss 3 роки тому +8

      Tulisas ex boyfriend leaked a sex tape of them online, lots of people watched it.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 роки тому +2

      @@Maurice_Moss Ah, thank you.

    • @imranzaki3687
      @imranzaki3687 2 роки тому +1

      Cannot see the reply. What is it?

    • @ThunderFlarz
      @ThunderFlarz 2 роки тому

      I don’t know anything about my own country’s music let alone England’s so no wonder I didn’t get it.

  • @hritwikanshu1067
    @hritwikanshu1067 3 роки тому +7

    "Corporal I hate to break it to you but that is not what Fire in the Hole means."

  • @Pirustae
    @Pirustae 2 роки тому +1

    I liked the penalty joke hahahhaha

  • @graemestarkey7524
    @graemestarkey7524 Рік тому

    Marcus Brigstock wins with the Daily Mail 'Hitler has a point' comment.

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 2 роки тому +5

    Now that Hitler's dead, can I have his Mercedes?

  • @MahsaKaerra
    @MahsaKaerra 3 роки тому

    Unlikely Lines From A War Movie:
    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

  • @amac2612
    @amac2612 3 роки тому +2

    whats gary say, anyway enough aboutt that lisa video?

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +1

    As the plaintiff sound of The Last Post faded into the distance, Pat turned to the small figure sitting in the cab beside him. “That’s the final pillar box, Jess. Now it’s home for our dinner!”
    The black and white cat let out an agreeable miaow.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +2

    putting Gary in the thumbnail Genius got my click!!!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +4

    Quadrant B3… miss

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul 3 роки тому +12

    Still don't know why QI comes back before this!

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 3 роки тому +2

      And QI is junk now. Just terrible.

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think they're dependant of each other.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 роки тому

      @@DavidOakesMusic only your point of view

  • @almilhouse9059
    @almilhouse9059 3 роки тому +1

    The tulipsa one is great....

    • @menckenwolf
      @menckenwolf 3 роки тому +2

      Could you explain it for a colonist?

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 3 роки тому +1

      @@menckenwolf Tulisa made a sex tape

  • @Renegade2786
    @Renegade2786 3 роки тому

    2:00 - 2:08 I don't hearing any gun shots.

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 3 роки тому +9

    Oh hey MTW.

    • @cb7340
      @cb7340 3 роки тому +2

      A barbaric symphony of annihilation, wittichwater scooby

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 3 роки тому +3

    Vhy are ve speeking Englisch?

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk 3 роки тому +8

    I used to hate the old Delaney, the way he stayed to nod and give thanks, seemed unnatural

    • @aaronhurst4379
      @aaronhurst4379 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah that bugs me too, comes across a tad arrogant when he does that

  • @Didntwanttomakeauser
    @Didntwanttomakeauser 3 роки тому +3

    Did not get any of Delaney's jokes this time.

  • @jonathanfraser6738
    @jonathanfraser6738 3 роки тому +16

    The Bayeux Tapestry (which is obliquely referred to) is NOT a tapestry; its embroidery

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 3 роки тому +17

      NO FUN ALLOWED

    • @tonyarichards5430
      @tonyarichards5430 3 роки тому +4

      It’s stunning regardless.

    • @davkrod
      @davkrod 3 роки тому +3

      And it's not from Bayeux. It was made in England.

    • @exitthelemming145
      @exitthelemming145 3 роки тому +11

      Is there a hyphen in 'anal retentive?'. Discuss.

    • @securityrobot
      @securityrobot 3 роки тому

      But it’s not older than the jokes on Mock the Week.

  • @JohnnyKnoxville985
    @JohnnyKnoxville985 2 роки тому

    Most of these jokes aren't funny