Jimmy Carr: Stand Up (2005) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 роки тому +50

    Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ua-cam.com/play/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html

  • @ianmay9372
    @ianmay9372 2 роки тому +60

    Such a bloody blessing to have these specials available on youtube. Going through some very tough times and this is keeping me from going over the edge.

    • @fugotheghoul7106
      @fugotheghoul7106 Рік тому +1

      Hope you feel better :)

    • @ianmay9372
      @ianmay9372 Рік тому +2

      @@fugotheghoul7106 The difference is night and day :D Thanks for the kind words

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 Рік тому +1

      Glad you’re doing so much better 👊🏻

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 Рік тому

      ​@@ianmay9372good to hear you're going better Mate 😊 life certainly kicks us in the guts sometimes.

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 Рік тому

      Yes!!! Jimmy helps me through my deepest pits of despair. I literally grab the phone, fire up youtube, connect my Bluetooth speaker, and blast these specials.
      Exceedingly therapeutic

  • @demonwhisper1543
    @demonwhisper1543 3 роки тому +194

    Jimmy Carr is a blessing, such a funny lad who blesses us with his full shows during the lock down... much appreciated from South Africa and beyond

  • @orarinnsnorrason4614
    @orarinnsnorrason4614 3 роки тому +360

    The roast of the lady in the beginning is legendary.
    Cheers Jimmy, you are the best.

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial 3 роки тому +769

    This is absolute gold, and you're a proper lad for uploading a full show to UA-cam

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +9

      Watch as someone tries to copyright strike it…

    • @joelisaacm
      @joelisaacm 3 роки тому +2

      @@trayolphia5756 but how? Doesn't Jimmy hold the copyright :(

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold 3 роки тому +13

      @@joelisaacm
      That's the weird thing with this copyright insanity, I've heard from a bunch of people who got flagged or their videos pulled even though they actually just used their own content, I don't remember the assumed explanations ...it's complicated.
      And with each new change in law it gets worse and worse, so with the recent copyright law update I'm expecting nothing good for the near future.
      But with big names like Jimmy there certainly isn't much danger, it's more of a problem for small UA-camrs, artists and musicians who don't have any big network behind them.

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 3 роки тому +4

      @@joelisaacm It's just that UA-cam copyright system is extremely broken and abusable. Sure it can be dispute but it's not easy.

    • @giupiete6536
      @giupiete6536 3 роки тому

      point out he will make money from it here. not that it isn't appreciated anyway.

  • @nachoalvarez7830
    @nachoalvarez7830 3 роки тому +121

    I am addicted to this, he is a comedy genius

    • @bigc113
      @bigc113 3 роки тому +11

      Dafaq, this was uploaded an hour ago. But your comment is from 3 weeks ago, how?

  • @joshstiltner
    @joshstiltner 3 роки тому +422

    He got an audience to laugh and clap for a PowerPoint presentation. Genius.

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 2 роки тому +10

      Filled exclusively with monospaced text

  • @irisshard2336
    @irisshard2336 3 роки тому +93

    Well, I've been a fan of Jimmy Carr for almost a year now, watching everything from Big Fat Quiz, 8 out of 10 cats, Fix It and star appearances, but this is the most gruesome show he ever made.
    Not that I mind it. I absolutely love it!

    • @tigger4011
      @tigger4011 3 роки тому +6

      Noooooooooooooooo it's not. Look in his channel and watch the more recent full shows. ua-cam.com/users/jimmycarrplaylists

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +5

      oh, there's more gruesome!

  • @IAmTheTrojen
    @IAmTheTrojen 3 роки тому +34

    I just discovered you today, and this is the 4th over a hour long video I'm seeing already. Well done, you're hilarious

  • @thepericlesof8449
    @thepericlesof8449 3 роки тому +33

    The best comedian, hands down.
    Jimmy would turn that line into a ripper of a joke

    • @thebob3712
      @thebob3712 3 роки тому +3

      Dave Chappelle would disagree and so would I

    • @lawrencemitchell1974
      @lawrencemitchell1974 3 роки тому +8

      @@thebob3712 Dave Chappelle is a VERY funny guy but there is subjects he won't joke about, where as Mr Carr doesn't SEEM to find any subject taboo.

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz Рік тому +1

      Hands down? Who's pants?

  • @MBIKES21
    @MBIKES21 3 роки тому +4

    I’m 68 now , and this guy is just the best comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @porcelainthunder2213
    @porcelainthunder2213 3 роки тому +12

    Thanks for consistently making this stuff available! Hopefully we will be able to see you in the US sometime soon.

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman 3 роки тому +31

    I love Jimmy Carr sense of humor, we need more of that humor, or as he puts it no moral dececy.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +1

      I love it when it's clearly meant as humour only. . .

  • @cyrthurix
    @cyrthurix 3 роки тому +10

    Thanks Jimmy! Always enjoy your stuff, I don't think I've seen comedians upload full shows like this, super excited!

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 роки тому +10

    Finally! Been waiting for a full show for so long! Bless you, Jimmy!

  • @emilvin
    @emilvin Рік тому +1

    Hello Mr. Carter. Much thanks for your uploaded stand-up acts and comedy specials. They help bring shed some light and gaiety during my dark days of depression and provide an ancillary to my therapy. Keep doing what you’re doing, Sir. Much love and appreciation from Northern California.

  • @licensetodrive9930
    @licensetodrive9930 3 роки тому +354

    "I'm a little bit fatter, but the jokes still work."
    No need to worry Jimmy, we only care about the jokes ;)

    • @GodZefir
      @GodZefir 3 роки тому +16

      Nah, I only care about that ass

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 3 роки тому +2

      @@GodZefir *vagina

    • @irisshard2336
      @irisshard2336 3 роки тому

      Robot switch in the back*

    • @IanM-rl1pu
      @IanM-rl1pu 3 роки тому +1

      This content has been on other you tube channels for fifteen years. I think you are posting pirated material.

    • @justanothernoobe
      @justanothernoobe 3 роки тому +7

      @@IanM-rl1pu Hard to pirate your own material. Covid means no new video-footage so the old stuff is being recycled. Still bloody funny though.

  • @tdyerwestfield
    @tdyerwestfield 3 роки тому +59

    At the start: "The jokes still work."
    After about 40 mins: "Yeah, but try saying that on Channel 4 now." hahaha

    • @jackhadroom4540
      @jackhadroom4540 3 роки тому +10

      I've lost count of how many jokes that would cause a twitter pile on.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +80

    Good to see his old face again...
    I wonder who has it now.

  • @TheFarCobra
    @TheFarCobra 3 роки тому +43

    Best warm up act I have seen in ages.

    • @carlz28
      @carlz28 2 роки тому

      I’ve seen better.

    • @refertopfp9627
      @refertopfp9627 Рік тому

      ​@@carlz28 Was it when you put on your white and red face paint and looked in the mirror?

    • @carlz28
      @carlz28 Рік тому

      @@refertopfp9627 no. It was when I met your mother.

  • @SMHman666
    @SMHman666 3 роки тому +8

    Excellent show. Much appreciation from Australia. Cheers mate!

  • @aread420
    @aread420 3 роки тому +6

    You saved me from feeling like I was in lock down. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @AcousticGuitar423
    @AcousticGuitar423 2 роки тому +3

    imagine your fwb from 2005 and yourself being immortalized in a Jimmy Carr DVD special

  • @astridmaack4516
    @astridmaack4516 2 роки тому +4

    I thought Jimmy only had his funny inhale laugh, but he laughed in such a natural exhale laugh, it caught me off guard lol

  • @anonnona6940
    @anonnona6940 3 роки тому +56

    I miss early 2000s comedy.

    • @cowafungus8104
      @cowafungus8104 3 роки тому +16

      AB-SO-FUCKIN-LUTELY!! Today's "diVErsiTy" "iNclUsiVity" bullshit is so tired & boring & stale....so sad for the young'uns, I guess at least they can watch this

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 3 роки тому +1

      @@cowafungus8104 The young'uns got what they asked for.

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 3 роки тому +9

      @@sstills951 nahh we couldnt control what we were being fed. You tolerated being pushed around. Oldie

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 3 роки тому +2

      @@anonnona6940 * Old’un

    • @refertopfp9627
      @refertopfp9627 Рік тому

      ​@@sstills951 Fossil*

  • @dalejacobs5193
    @dalejacobs5193 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you Jimmy. Love a bit of old school. If you do happen to find anymore dvds of yourself in a next door neighbours skip. We would love to see them too. Many thanks

  • @JaguarBST
    @JaguarBST 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you Jimmy for providing this full show for free.

  • @MartinMcMartin
    @MartinMcMartin 3 роки тому +3

    Our modern day, king of comedy. No pc bullshit here, just great wit and humour.

  • @derekwall200
    @derekwall200 Рік тому

    i will say right now Mr Carr, your laugh doesn't make me giggle but your routine does.
    so i salute you.
    cheers

  • @lisae.3325
    @lisae.3325 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you Jimmy. You are generous and brilliant.

  • @Error-gc1rr
    @Error-gc1rr 3 роки тому +4

    Bless this man ! What a Legend. Absolutely ♥️ him

  • @EbbaukX
    @EbbaukX 2 роки тому +2

    That philosophy professor joke was pure fucking gold. As a philosophy student I can confirm this is how it used to work in school haha

  • @Northernfire
    @Northernfire 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you kindly Mr Carr . needed the laugh

  • @diedetilanus4563
    @diedetilanus4563 3 роки тому +2

    I allways put you in my ear when I go to sleep, thank you so much for uploading this

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 роки тому

      How is that a thing?
      I do that too, but don't quite get what's the catch.

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 3 роки тому +8

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy xx

    • @AussieSusan1
      @AussieSusan1 3 роки тому

      @scouse alan1980 oh for sure 😂

  • @vaantsy
    @vaantsy 3 роки тому +45

    2005 where everyone not easily offended, good times

    • @chrismatthews1454
      @chrismatthews1454 3 роки тому +6

      What are you even talking about lmao, he’s still as offensive & his full show is on youtube for anyone to watch. Hardly cancel culture.

    • @seaniemacish
      @seaniemacish 3 роки тому +3

      You could say his humour is old fashioned mysgnoistic homophobic and offensive in thiscurrent environment. But i havent heard a pc comedian make anyone laugh ever

    • @zahed2428
      @zahed2428 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrismatthews1454 he meant the audience changed not him he’s still great

    • @Аку-ю7ф
      @Аку-ю7ф 2 роки тому +3

      you're the only offended person in the comment section 💀

    • @AraiiarA
      @AraiiarA Рік тому

      ​@@zahed2428yeah but if the audience truly changed then he wouldn't have much of a career, would he?
      I think people forget that twitter isn't the real world lol

  • @oleg5738
    @oleg5738 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for sharing this gem!

  • @sbm8103
    @sbm8103 3 роки тому +3

    I love these full shows

  • @tomre2769
    @tomre2769 3 роки тому +10

    A show put up on my birthday! Thanks Jimmy :-)

  • @goldensea03idk51
    @goldensea03idk51 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks for uploading all this amazing content

  • @amsyarsmith721
    @amsyarsmith721 3 роки тому +6

    Been searching this the whole year. Finally

  • @michaelwargo5301
    @michaelwargo5301 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you Jimmy ...I had a blast

  • @ducklingghost7182
    @ducklingghost7182 3 роки тому +8

    God bless this man

  • @1971jwing
    @1971jwing 3 роки тому +1

    The good thing about you Jimmy is you wont give up.

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +2

    God bless you, sir! for uploading this greatly funny full show! Love it & all your comedy! Waiting for a Best Of 8/10 Cats does Countdown!

  • @tematatata
    @tematatata 3 роки тому +1

    All these full shows!
    Legend!

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 роки тому +13

    Only a minute in and I'm already cracking up.

  • @swheelman7231
    @swheelman7231 3 роки тому +22

    Got the covid, this is cheering me right up 👍

  • @godseye13k
    @godseye13k Рік тому +1

    U realy can get people to do anything u want. 😂😂😂😂 quality. Stay safe 👊

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you Jimmy, you and your new hair are crushing it!!!

  • @failuretocommunicate4976
    @failuretocommunicate4976 3 роки тому +1

    Ah love Jimmy Carr. It’d be awesome to see him live.

  • @voice88out
    @voice88out 2 роки тому

    I can’t believe that was in 2005!! Jimmy has been so funny since ever

  • @Fifury161
    @Fifury161 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for sharing this!

  • @groovyMysterioso
    @groovyMysterioso 3 роки тому +1

    Fucking brilliant! On my bucket list, is a trip to Britain to get razzed by the talented Mr Carr. Thanks for donating a dvd for public view!

  • @tenkin5105
    @tenkin5105 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you Jimmy!

  • @DanielLopez-up6os
    @DanielLopez-up6os 3 роки тому

    Absolute Gold that still holds up.

  • @j-lly_4117
    @j-lly_4117 3 роки тому +1

    The guy that said ‘no’ in the beginning 😂

  • @BbqMikeG
    @BbqMikeG 3 роки тому +3

    Crowd work at it’s best!

  • @policeheldaccountable8342
    @policeheldaccountable8342 3 роки тому +4

    Always a amazing show, So funny

  • @sean_wfc
    @sean_wfc 3 роки тому +3

    08:08 is the best audience roast ever 😂

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 Рік тому

    Love Jimmy Carr!!! He’s an amazing comedian!!! ❤

  • @lucadynamo3758
    @lucadynamo3758 3 роки тому +1

    It’s amazing how much more of this I understand now I’m older

  • @ilovethe90s91
    @ilovethe90s91 3 роки тому +2

    2021 and this is still good 😊

  • @baronmarshland3357
    @baronmarshland3357 3 роки тому +5

    Cheers Jimmy.

  • @cardboardhero9950
    @cardboardhero9950 3 роки тому +10

    The joke he used on Carol Vorderman gets used again on Rachel Riley in a few years! Talk about callback.

  • @BrianLopez-dv7ep
    @BrianLopez-dv7ep 3 роки тому

    Jimmy Carr is my hero! He could be the best comedian ever.

  • @info0
    @info0 3 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Carr the greatest comedian to grace us with full DVD show on UA-cam :D. #madlad

  • @vickil3256
    @vickil3256 Рік тому

    I have gone with the flow all the way until, “you know what’s great about being a vet…?” 😂🤣I’m dying!

  • @gonzalosepulvedalabra9186
    @gonzalosepulvedalabra9186 3 роки тому +3

    muy bueno su stand up don Jimmy, saludos desde Chile

  • @torernning8652
    @torernning8652 3 роки тому

    You and Lee Mack are my favourite british comedians.

  • @michaelkyle2150
    @michaelkyle2150 3 роки тому

    That Intro 😂 I fucking love this guy. Never disappoints 😂

  • @lisae.3325
    @lisae.3325 2 роки тому

    Thank you for this.

  • @mister8765
    @mister8765 3 роки тому +1

    Great start!! Ha! Loving it!!

  • @anthonykarlsson5166
    @anthonykarlsson5166 3 роки тому +2

    Awesome as allways.😂😂 love from Sweden.

  • @geoffreyschuchardt5350
    @geoffreyschuchardt5350 3 роки тому

    Thank you, needed this cheer up today

  • @Hushey
    @Hushey 2 роки тому +2

    I was having a terrible night and perhaps by coincidence jimmy carr popped up in my recommended. It made my night better.

  • @MRPricks
    @MRPricks 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for putting this up Jimmy I wouldn't like to heckle you during a show I would 🤐 and hide 🍻

  • @noahcooke2246
    @noahcooke2246 2 роки тому +7

    Well the Prince Charles joke has aged well…

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Рік тому

      My thought was: "the patience finally paid off..."

  • @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII
    @Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII 3 роки тому

    Kudos for Carr uploading this for free

  • @Micro296
    @Micro296 3 роки тому

    thank you for uploading it

  • @accretionescapee
    @accretionescapee 3 роки тому +2

    Let’s all congratulate this man here…

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz Рік тому

    I love Jimmy's comic style. Lots of quick jokes, usually involving wordplay. It makes people think.
    The audience interaction is also fantastic; he and they can keep throwing flak at each other in good faith. There's nothing quite like a good heckle.
    I was surprised he called out that lady who flipped him off _and made her laugh about it._
    If I have any criticism it's that he too often subverts expectations in crude ways such that it becomes predictable.
    1:07:05 you legit have to take the dead animal with you or pay a fee. It's not too bad, I reckon there's a garbage can somewhere between the vet and your car.

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 3 роки тому

    Let’s go I needed this today so very bad!!

  • @theblackcat8189
    @theblackcat8189 3 роки тому +2

    i will come to jimmycarr live for my honeymoon whenever i get married ❤❤❤😍😍😍 love from iran

  • @johnny26351
    @johnny26351 3 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @Blackdeathteal
    @Blackdeathteal 3 роки тому +1

    Appreciate you uploading your dvds to UA-cam Jimmy

  • @ryanbustrum6708
    @ryanbustrum6708 3 роки тому +1

    Big fan here in the States!!!!

  • @steffongriffin7502
    @steffongriffin7502 2 роки тому

    Thankful for every small piece of peace I have right now for me and my dog

  • @sparerib
    @sparerib 2 роки тому

    Thank you Mr Carr.

  • @danielfreytes3965
    @danielfreytes3965 3 роки тому +3

    love you jimmy!!

  • @rofalmatt
    @rofalmatt 3 роки тому

    Thanks Jimmy appreciate the full upload

  • @phillippowis7398
    @phillippowis7398 3 роки тому

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @realchoccibikki
    @realchoccibikki 3 роки тому +1

    That end card... I'm both impressed and concerned that he knew...

  • @spawnofnamaah
    @spawnofnamaah 3 роки тому +3

    Legend!

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 3 роки тому

    Thank you for the laughs

  • @deanstewart27
    @deanstewart27 3 роки тому +1

    Ahh yes the Carol jokes before Rachel.... Gold

  • @fusakei1825
    @fusakei1825 3 роки тому +9

    I was like “dafuqs a fruit machine”

    • @triPixel
      @triPixel 3 роки тому +2

      a slot machine

  • @aidanbell6038
    @aidanbell6038 3 роки тому

    That youtube outro was legendary!

  • @willemse23
    @willemse23 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy is an absolute genius and has helped me through some rough times. Thank you Jimmy.

  • @dawidrypinski155
    @dawidrypinski155 3 роки тому

    Amazing, pure comedy gold!