@@warren52nz pretty much anything can be bent to be applicable. I do it all the time. On my first day off work a guy tried to scare me by asking "have you ever cupped a man?" I replied immediately "yes I have". And I told him a joke I'd heard only the day before..... WE are still friends now 11 years later. 😊
@@deanmoncaster Some people are just really good at comebacks....I mean you can know a lot of generic ones, but you need to be able to deliver them too and Jimmy does it really well.
Jimmy is excellent at improv comedy, more than most comedians.But other comedians dont like heckling cause their comedy style is talking about topics and stories, that need the absolute focus of the audience so they can follow along the joke and way of thinking. In one liner comedy is important to play with your audiance cause it breaks the monotony of continous setup and punchlines. When jimmy asks people questions its used as a break for the audiaunce.
nobody likes a heckler, the difference is how you tackle them, you have to be quick thinking and witty to make it look effortless, only comedians to actually pull that off are jimmy carr and drew lynch
Considering this is twelve years old it still seems cutting edge. Cheers Jimmy, you are already a legend. Child; 'it's all dark and scary in these woods...' Pædo; 'it's alright for you, I've gotta come back on my own...'
@@Ivanitchysac it's called sarcasm. If you were aware of the world until about 1980 it didn't officially exist and it wasn't until recently that it suddenly became a problem when it had been fine before.
Jimmy, you quickly became one of my most favorite comedians. The combination of absolutely great jokes with the understanding about what the job is and the interaction with the public makes you really endearing! I wish you all the best and I wish me that I can catch you live at least once.
pause, shift the laundry to the dryer, start another load, refresh that cocktail or marj bowl, sit back down, click play, you get to watch Jimmy ALL Day
Try doing a single one-liner joke in the mirror and see if it was as funny as you thought it would be (in your head). Now Imagine being able to do that continuously for 1 hour and 25 minutes, where you made all of the jokes, kept a critical audience happy, didn't get wrecked by nerves, cameras, online comments, the need to improvise/handle hecklers, or survive an Sjw PC shite storm. If you at the same time can survive this tremor for years on end, AND look good in a suit, you might approach the level of Jimmy Carr. Good luck guys/girls, we need more of you
The truth is, Jimmy had to invest many years into research and evolve/ perfecting his skills. What we see now is a RESULT of a lifetime of constant work.
Dan San He quit his job and started his career in comedy at the age of 25 (as in, that’s when he decided he wanted to be in comedy). I wouldn’t say a lifetime of constant work
@@kianhughes6309 He mentioned it several times that he always wanted to do comedy and was writing jokes long before he started the career. Starting a career does not mean you start from absolute zero without any clue whatsoever. Especially if we are talking about sich a high risk job, you have to know for sure you are capable and Jimmy did the right thing working a normal job for a while to at least gather some money.
@@tonyadigitalnorway1155 I'm not the sharpest shark fin in the ocean but I try . . . I'm learning about Norway right now. I'd like to move someday. I didn't know it was so cool, Powerful, History, Honorable.
such a solid set of jokes, i would have to write a page and a half of them to be fair in choosing my favourite :) thanks much for uploading this! already seen it of course, but it's still 10/10
It's hard to pick a favourite joke as the whole show was enjoyable and super entertaining 😊👍 Things like this is well appreciated during the lockdown. It makes thing less depressing. The lockdown quiz is good too. Thanks Jimmy! 😆👊
when i first saw snippets of this over a decade ago i immediately knew whos the comedy king. still is today in my book. thanks to YT and JC we can relive the whole thing again and again. keep it "wrong" jimbo!
Werid for me to think how a 14 year old can managed to see Jimmy live. Usually you have to be over 18 to see these sort of shows. (Unless if it was different back then)
Besides being very funny he has courage. It takes courage to stand in front an audience and tell them that, not only is scientology made up, but in fact all religions are made up. True courage right there.
@@DerEchteBold If that is the case Britain is more advanced than I knew and this is a good thing. I don't live in Britain and don't have a sense of what people really think there.
@@mayflowerlash11 I'm not British either, it's just what I gathered from watching British stuff over the last five years. I couldn't say if this really should be called advanced for all the right reasons though.
@@DerEchteBold Yes, I'm not suggesting that the Brits are a model society, they have the usual short comings of society that have developed along the lines of christianity. I am beginning to think that humanity needs to ditch all religious belief and become secular and science/knowledge based. It would not be perfect as science only has some of the answers (as it always will) but if humanity lets go of religion and it's illogical requirements humanity will be better of overall. Try saying that to a random gathering of people anywhere and watch the aggro start. The first question will be "But how will we know right from wrong? We need scriptures." If you then point out the contradictions in those scriptures their eyes glaze over, the thinking is all too hard for them and they cannot let go of their habituated bias. Good luck with that.
@@mayflowerlash11 As long as capitalism greed will be allowed we won't have any improvement to human society, no matter if religion goes extinct or not. And even without that, it won't work with a solely materialist approach, that can go sinister rather quickly. As I see it modern science and atheism have become religions themselves, often with all the shortcomings of being closed-minded and arrogant towards new ideas, not a good thing of course. Science and spirituality have to re-unite to find reason! Btw, there are actually scientists around who are Christians, Muslims, Jews or whatever themselves and seem to believe in this silly god idea, if they can't see the nonsense in it...
Thanks so much for uploading this content! This is one of the most consistently updated and well organized channels that I'm subscribed to. Cheers, thanks for the laughs!
I know in one of gabriel Iglesias's shows a woman fainted because she kept laughing and couldn't breathe and hit her head when she fell. she was fine had a couple stitches for a cut on her head but other than that no injuries
Misfit, outsider, outlaw, Cromwellian and I love it! Finally a guy who don't care WTF he offends! God Bless you Sir for daring to shock! That makes people think and these days public ed. anywhere is like the move, "THE WALL" done over 50 years ago! Keep up the good work and FTW, I wanna get off!
One of the last shows I would feel comfortable sitting through with my 14yo, would be a Jimmy Carr show. I love Jimmy Carr but could never sit through a show with my kid next to me...
Jimmy u always manage to put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day was so keep it up, by the way though i‘m not gay i also like your appearance it suits you well and your mimics are pretty unique👍
fair play to you @jimmycarr - halfway thru and no ads. you're a dab hand. i've already binged both of your netflix specials and every episode of #8outof10cats and any and all bits and bobs you've done (#chattyman, #wilty, #hignfy). cheers for keeping me laughing during lockdown. you're a fucking legend. maybe a bit more of your lockdown quizzes??? and ps/saw you on last leg, love the new hair - you look 20 yrs younger. pls keep us all laughing during this shitshow of a year. stay safe b/c we need you now more than ever.
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@@chaiwatpanyasan8725 🤣
Been lying in bed watching Jimmy Carr as unable to sleep - few worries. That was just what I needed.
worry makes the wolf seem bigger mate. and walt disney said "worry is a waste of imagination"......... hope you're good. :)
Watching Jimmy Carr 😂... Great minds 🥰🤘 laughter is the Best medicine 🌹
Hope all is well now Jason my dude 👍 sending love and wishing you all the best ♥️
Feel better buddy
All these people wishing someone well is so great.
I'm astounded and impressed at how quickly he can respond to arbitrary comments with a hilarious come back.
A true professional.
He knows his comebacks all pretty much before hand or ad libbed based on previous insults. I do it all the time.
@@deanmoncaster You must be right. I'm just impressed by his all encompassing repertoire of possible, arbitrary comebacks.
@@warren52nz pretty much anything can be bent to be applicable. I do it all the time. On my first day off work a guy tried to scare me by asking "have you ever cupped a man?" I replied immediately "yes I have". And I told him a joke I'd heard only the day before..... WE are still friends now 11 years later. 😊
@@deanmoncaster Some people are just really good at comebacks....I mean you can know a lot of generic ones, but you need to be able to deliver them too and Jimmy does it really well.
naaahh its Joke Turettes..
I’m 68 and this guy is the best comedian I’ve ever seen.
Are you related to Colin firth? He's a dilf
Right? No apology for anything and that's what I like about him.
Him and luis
With all due respect to your age and experience-but that's your preference it's not a specialty.
@@severussexysnape2694 not to be confused with a nilf
he is genuine funny, you can tell by the way he freely plays with the audience whilst other comedians can't stand heckling
Jimmy is excellent at improv comedy, more than most comedians.But other comedians dont like heckling cause their comedy style is talking about topics and stories, that need the absolute focus of the audience so they can follow along the joke and way of thinking. In one liner comedy is important to play with your audiance cause it breaks the monotony of continous setup and punchlines. When jimmy asks people questions its used as a break for the audiaunce.
Franky boyle is also hilarious. He roasts his audience and its absolutely hilarious. All tho his comedy aint for the easily offended.
nobody likes a heckler, the difference is how you tackle them, you have to be quick thinking and witty to make it look effortless, only comedians to actually pull that off are jimmy carr and drew lynch
@@vooshmoozik6185 you forgot andrew schulz, dude's hilarious
@@joelmurillo21 not familiar with him, i'll check him out
Jimmy Carr is an absolutel legend... Such a good comedian.
Considering this is twelve years old it still seems cutting edge. Cheers Jimmy, you are already a legend.
Child; 'it's all dark and scary in these woods...'
Pædo; 'it's alright for you, I've gotta come back on my own...'
That was a joke from the 90s, at least that's when I heard it first.
@@deanmoncaster... the 1890's..?
@@jaysmythe154 paedophilia didn't exist until the late 1980s
@@deanmoncaster i think you will find its been going on for a lot longer than the 1890's
@@Ivanitchysac it's called sarcasm. If you were aware of the world until about 1980 it didn't officially exist and it wasn't until recently that it suddenly became a problem when it had been fine before.
You can watch these over and over and still laugh.
Why is everyone of his standups gold? I love that he makes fun of EVERYTHING.
Jimmy, you quickly became one of my most favorite comedians. The combination of absolutely great jokes with the understanding about what the job is and the interaction with the public makes you really endearing! I wish you all the best and I wish me that I can catch you live at least once.
And here I thought I was going to get some work done this morning!
silly me...
pause, shift the laundry to the dryer, start another load, refresh that cocktail or marj bowl, sit back down, click play, you get to watch Jimmy ALL Day
@@RIXRADvidz but my beds soooo comfy
Try doing a single one-liner joke in the mirror and see if it was as funny as you thought it would be (in your head). Now Imagine being able to do that continuously for 1 hour and 25 minutes, where you made all of the jokes, kept a critical audience happy, didn't get wrecked by nerves, cameras, online comments, the need to improvise/handle hecklers, or survive an Sjw PC shite storm. If you at the same time can survive this tremor for years on end, AND look good in a suit, you might approach the level of Jimmy Carr. Good luck guys/girls, we need more of you
well said
A true professional 😇😈
The truth is, Jimmy had to invest many years into research and evolve/ perfecting his skills. What we see now is a RESULT of a lifetime of constant work.
Dan San He quit his job and started his career in comedy at the age of 25 (as in, that’s when he decided he wanted to be in comedy). I wouldn’t say a lifetime of constant work
@@kianhughes6309 He mentioned it several times that he always wanted to do comedy and was writing jokes long before he started the career. Starting a career does not mean you start from absolute zero without any clue whatsoever. Especially if we are talking about sich a high risk job, you have to know for sure you are capable and Jimmy did the right thing working a normal job for a while to at least gather some money.
Seen many times, but Jimmy's material is always a good re-watch.
So true!
Waiting for the Australian tour !
@@nbaclips4040 he will be on fire
@@nbaclips4040 Saw him last time he was in Australia in Sydney. He was better then i had hoped, the guy is at the top of list.
@@maxharting754 I agree!
He's so witty. Not for easily offended.
The best stage presence of today's standup comics! This is a true master at work!
YES... I saw him walk past me when I Busking... Definitely has a unique presence 🙏
Ooh and he tells a good Joke too 😂
You are one of the most powerful person in this life. Humor has big strength, and you definitely got it. Thank you for your job!
Seen JC a few times here in Norway.
Hands down the absolute Master.
Jesus Christ is dead, Sir
@@leopold3475 Comedy Gold right there Mr.Pold! 👍
@@tonyadigitalnorway1155 I'm not the sharpest shark fin in the ocean but I try . . . I'm learning about Norway right now. I'd like to move someday. I didn't know it was so cool, Powerful, History, Honorable.
@@leopold3475 Very expensive to live here, but with wages to match. With a beer around €9/$11 it's not cheap!
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Absolute king of One-liners and short jokes, he is. And they can be the hardest. For me he's up there with Ricky Gervais and George Carlin.
He is better. His 2013 and 2015 shows are extraordinary
Not sure about Gervaise. Frankie Boyle and Daniel Tosh, maybe.
Always a bloody good time getting to enjoy time with Jimmy
such a solid set of jokes, i would have to write a page and a half of them to be fair in choosing my favourite :) thanks much for uploading this! already seen it of course, but it's still 10/10
It's hard to pick a favourite joke as the whole show was enjoyable and super entertaining 😊👍
Things like this is well appreciated during the lockdown.
It makes thing less depressing.
The lockdown quiz is good too.
Thanks Jimmy! 😆👊
Love these free shows and videos, appreciate it 🤘🏻
Cosy 🤘...the shocker...
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Thats how youtube works
@@venomousgaminghd6453 do you realise content doesn't just magically appear?
when i first saw snippets of this over a decade ago i immediately knew whos the comedy king. still is today in my book. thanks to YT and JC we can relive the whole thing again and again. keep it "wrong" jimbo!
You're a great guy for posting this for free man! Thank you so much 🙏🏼
I can hardly drink my tea. I have 10 seconds to drink before I spit it out laughing.
30 March 2020 I came here needing to laugh and forget the reality of Corvid-19. Thank you Jimmy.
Um, corvid is a crow or raven, just sayin' :)
Oh my God, I was waiting for this for so long. Jimmy you my idol, thank you for spreading your wisdom thru comedy.
Like him or not theres no denying hes good at what he does.
I love how he interacts with his audience!
Damn, those musicians are on spot. How do they keep a straight face through all of this?
Comedians smh...
the same way I did.. not funny at all tbh
Repetition.
Jimmy: Give me a super power
Random guy in the audience: AmEriCa
Should have been AC/DC Supergrid.
I mean America is technically a super power... 😂
@@Ludifant you really think so..😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
TheDoctorPretzel in the content of the Cold War 😂
I thought this was hilarious because it’s technically true
I remember downloading this from limewire years ago I lost it on an old computer ,thx for uploading it
wow, a content pirate thanking the person he stole from.
Jimmy is bloody funny. I find him so funny and really talented, especially with hecklers.
Keep making us laugh #JimmyCarr
"-CaNdLEs!"
"-Candles?... Yes, They are like Candles."
Haha Jimmy's delivery on that line is so good! poor guy.
Ikr? Jimmy didn't even give em room to breath xD
I love Satan RERER
Vajray Ana @q
New Jimmy Carr full show for my birthday!!! I couldn't ask for more 🙏🙏
Happy birthday to you.
@@Studioterrel thanks bro
Top comedy material that has stood the test of time. Amazing.
Weird to think 2008 was 12 years ago
Still very funny though.
Werid for me to think how a 14 year old can managed to see Jimmy live. Usually you have to be over 18 to see these sort of shows. (Unless if it was different back then)
Weirder still, Jesus was born 2020 years ago and he ain't even real!
It was fucklot long ago.
@@AleksandarIvanov69weirder still, I fucked a mailman 6 years ago, and I'm not even gay!
If you like the shocker, try the minivan: Two up front, five in the back
✌🤛
lmfao
KaeYoss Minivan is two in the front, three in the back. Just saying.
@@STURDYvids should that be called the sedan instead? 3 in the back?
the back five have to be kids tho. just sayin
Jimmy is a master at his craft.......i keep coming back.....ageless one liners
He is one of the best comedians ever!
❤❤
I love this guy jimmy Carr he's a total legend, laughing from start to finish brilliant!!!
As a long time fan I am loving this new material I have never heard before
40:55 The girl next to the chap wasn't impressed
Yeah, I'm kind of on her side with this.
@@BumMcFluff yet you reached the 41 minute mark of this video, no problem lol
@@matthewlee8725 nah he means about the guy's cheap joke. It wasnt funny, but it wasnt deserving of that death glare tbh
@@MrSHURIKENCHO course its not funny thats why jimmy is there. lot of the things arent funny but jimmy is always there
Poor sport
Thanks Jimmy
It's an honour and a privilege to watch this! Comedy. Great comedy.
Oh you keep in such good spirits. Thank you for your service.
difficult to pick a favourite, all the material was very good. an excellent performance
Love! love !Jimmy! So cleaver and hysterical!
Besides being very funny he has courage. It takes courage to stand in front an audience and tell them that, not only is scientology made up, but in fact all religions are made up. True courage right there.
In some countries that may still need courage ...not in Britain though, I think it's quite the common opinion there.
@@DerEchteBold If that is the case Britain is more advanced than I knew and this is a good thing. I don't live in Britain and don't have a sense of what people really think there.
@@mayflowerlash11
I'm not British either, it's just what I gathered from watching British stuff over the last five years.
I couldn't say if this really should be called advanced for all the right reasons though.
@@DerEchteBold Yes, I'm not suggesting that the Brits are a model society, they have the usual short comings of society that have developed along the lines of christianity. I am beginning to think that humanity needs to ditch all religious belief and become secular and science/knowledge based. It would not be perfect as science only has some of the answers (as it always will) but if humanity lets go of religion and it's illogical requirements humanity will be better of overall. Try saying that to a random gathering of people anywhere and watch the aggro start. The first question will be "But how will we know right from wrong? We need scriptures." If you then point out the contradictions in those scriptures their eyes glaze over, the thinking is all too hard for them and they cannot let go of their habituated bias. Good luck with that.
@@mayflowerlash11
As long as capitalism greed will be allowed we won't have any improvement to human society, no matter if religion goes extinct or not.
And even without that, it won't work with a solely materialist approach, that can go sinister rather quickly.
As I see it modern science and atheism have become religions themselves, often with all the shortcomings of being closed-minded and arrogant towards new ideas, not a good thing of course.
Science and spirituality have to re-unite to find reason!
Btw, there are actually scientists around who are Christians, Muslims, Jews or whatever themselves and seem to believe in this silly god idea, if they can't see the nonsense in it...
I didn't remember that Jazz part in this show back in 2008 when I pirated it.
I think Jimmy has the fastest mind in comedy, his retorts are PRICELESS!
One of the cleverest comedians of his generation. Quick, witty, clever and strangely charming.
You could say whatever you want, but Jimmy is a top tier comedian.... if you disagree read the first part again.
Jimmy just is the best!
"America? How is that helping?"
Multi purpose question, right there.
How does he keep coming back with the jokes? Sooo many and i can't stop laughing!
Thank you for uploading Jimmy I love these
Thanks so much for uploading this content! This is one of the most consistently updated and well organized channels that I'm subscribed to. Cheers, thanks for the laughs!
well there goes my evening
The best Entertainer I've ever come across
These are always entertaining to watch. I'm thinking of doing stand up someday.
Just get out of the chair and then you've done it
11:30 "Yeh"...
Just Brilliant.
Roughest college at Cambridge.
40:54 That woman needs to chill tf out 😂😂😂
Great Chuckles ! Thanks for sharing! King of the Chucklers!
Thank you Jimmy! ❤
Looks like my evening is reserved now :D
A non-PC breath of fresh air.
I won"t be surprise if someone dies of laughter watching his show.
I know in one of gabriel Iglesias's shows a woman fainted because she kept laughing and couldn't breathe and hit her head when she fell. she was fine had a couple stitches for a cut on her head but other than that no injuries
Omg right!!!
King of shock comedy.
He responds so fast to the audience
40:54 the face that lady next to him made after he said that
Misfit, outsider, outlaw, Cromwellian and I love it! Finally a guy who don't care WTF he offends! God Bless you Sir for daring to shock! That makes people think and these days public ed. anywhere is like the move, "THE WALL" done over 50 years ago! Keep up the good work and FTW, I wanna get off!
One of the last shows I would feel comfortable sitting through with my 14yo, would be a Jimmy Carr show.
I love Jimmy Carr but could never sit through a show with my kid next to me...
I can imagine it would be very uncomfortable.
Sitting through an entire comedy show with a massive erection.
Can't believe it's legally allowed! I thought such shows were 18+
This one was great 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
Living Dead Ghoulz they all are
Jimmy, Anthony Jeselnik & Mitch Hedberg are hilarious with their misdirection word play
To be honest I love everyone of your jokes.
Jimmy u always manage to put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day was so keep it up, by the way though i‘m not gay i also like your appearance it suits you well and your mimics are pretty unique👍
Defo gay
40:54, The look she gives that guy
😂
FINALLY I've been waiting for this one
Only part that I didn't like was the end... this should continue forever...
That seems fair.
I love you for these shows🥰😍
Yes, you just watched a man tell people his shower thoughts while on a smoking sofa and a jazz Trio playing music in front of him
27:05 I wonder if Harry is still everyone's favourite member of the royal family.
You are too kind to share and I loved your work! Hope you are keeping your health in this crazy environment!
Plot twist: that 14 yo kid really used this moment to come out of the closet.
He’s not 14
@@adamrrrrr7434 Why are HATS worn on HEADS?
saw graffiti that said "jesus rocks!" i added smokes in the middle
Fooking blasphemer
Can't be blasphemous if he isn't real
U WOT M8 Yes, but he is real
@@IZM3R You're an idiot
*-MOO SNUCKLE*
Moo, please don't blaspheme.
He looks like someone who would apologize to the people he roasted when the show is over
I certainly respect these full shows Jim! 👏
Thanks Jimmy!
He is great..so much knowledge ..
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..... Thanks for granting the request
Does he even age?
No, but there's a ventriloquist puppet somewhere that's slowly crumbling to bits.
Not with that botox
How did UA-cam know, I watched your special on Netflix? Your so funny, I love it!
The woman next to the guy who suggested r4p3 boy as a super power looks fuming lol
fair play to you @jimmycarr - halfway thru and no ads. you're a dab hand. i've already binged both of your netflix specials and every episode of #8outof10cats and any and all bits and bobs you've done (#chattyman, #wilty, #hignfy). cheers for keeping me laughing during lockdown. you're a fucking legend. maybe a bit more of your lockdown quizzes??? and ps/saw you on last leg, love the new hair - you look 20 yrs younger. pls keep us all laughing during this shitshow of a year. stay safe b/c we need you now more than ever.
Knows no boundaries...I Love it
as an aussie,i approve that accent
That laugh is magical
Can someone explain what he meant when he responded “I’ll have a coffee please”
the person said they were an aspiring actor and he made fun of that because people say stuff like that when they can’t get a good job
eoin O'Mahony oh I get it really need to understand these type of jokes thank you
JJ no problem mate