With all of his sex jokes I laugh imagining Jimmy actually having sex. Does he perform while performing? How could he not think of his own jokes mid coitus? Plz make another America tour, believe it or not we need you.
At the end when he said, "Thank you so much for buying the DVD if you're watching this at home", I felt a little guilty for a moment, watching it on UA-cam. Then I remembered, it's his channel, he put it here. So thank *you* Jimmy Carr.
I bet you felt nearly as guilty as old Jimmy as he defrauded the country of millions in tax. Luckily tax doesn't go toward the NHS and saving the lives of sick children..... Does it?
Because he doesnt make enought money from doing them live woth Corona. And he kinda sucks. He will never be Lee Evans. Insulting people isnt funny. Its just Pathethic.
Jimmy, you are undoubtedly the King of adult humor with some class, if that's possible, and your crowd work is masterful. Please come to the USA sometime soon, I'm 65. The sooner the better!
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when you're on a stage being paid to tell offensive jokes it's the funniest thing ever but when you tell offensive jokes and don't get paid for it, suddenly you've gone too far.
About a copper coil. In the 90's there was a scrap metal rush in former Soviet states. People were burning coils of cable in a fire to get the copper(or aluminium) for scrapyards. Some people went missing these days...
Woot! Thanks Jimmy. When this Covid makes it possible, I'll come to the UK from Denmark to watch you with my daughter (a show, not watching you "get" with my daughter.
@@lhdhdeebdhdh that does not mention mortality only percentages of who are and are not vaccinated. And that only states that unvaccinated people are more likely to have it. Could you link your source.
@@sookmajoaby You clearly don't understand how insults work, but given your demonstrated incompetence with even minor grammar, I am less than surprised.
Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ua-cam.com/play/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html
With all of his sex jokes I laugh imagining Jimmy actually having sex. Does he perform while performing? How could he not think of his own jokes mid coitus? Plz make another America tour, believe it or not we need you.
Jimmy . Most popular sex position is from Star Wars : Han(d) Solo :P
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Very funny. So wonderful to have stand up comedians to soften the harshness of life. Thank you
At the end when he said, "Thank you so much for buying the DVD if you're watching this at home", I felt a little guilty for a moment, watching it on UA-cam. Then I remembered, it's his channel, he put it here. So thank *you* Jimmy Carr.
I bet you felt nearly as guilty as old Jimmy as he defrauded the country of millions in tax. Luckily tax doesn't go toward the NHS and saving the lives of sick children..... Does it?
Laughs in pirate
@@nathanielpea5819 Yeah... Let's not overdramatize absolutely everything now...... Shall we?
@@nathanielpea5819 he probably still pay more in tax every year than you do in a lifetime
"You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a tv, you wouldn't watch a youtube video..."
Pure talent where after all these years, the jokes still hit hard.
Just like my dad.
@@sanne3465 always a classic
This is my absolute most favorite show!
That soup guy, Tracy and all other audience interactions elevated it above all others.
Yupp, but I really hope they both hooked up though! That would make this entire show so wholesome!
@@nikil428 Wondering the size of the queue though....
"Like a bulldog eating mayonaise" xD
And the very last jokes are pure fucking gold :D
Thank you Jimmy. These shows make my day, everyday. 🇲🇻
"Revenge is icecream" was actually an adorable joke
A nice change of pace
Appreciate these full shows for free cheers Jimmy
Because he doesnt make enought money from doing them live woth Corona. And he kinda sucks. He will never be Lee Evans. Insulting people isnt funny. Its just Pathethic.
@@inceneration lol. The orony is your insulting him. 🤣
@@inceneration he is funny, stfu ur not a comedy police.
@@inceneration Lee Evans is overrated .. and has retired as a comic .... few years ago
"Free" 🤣🤣 a wannabe stand up comic right here.
The cost is not financial.
Ok, now I need to watch all his videos. Absolutely f****** brilliant!!
My goodness the thumbnail for the video, Halloween is over Jimmy!
Omfg lmao
Not with that face it isn't.
that’s how he looks with no make up🤣
@@danstanciu9549 Ohio. I o o Ohio to
True it is but in fairness Jimmy always looks creepy-scary.... hanging around schools with his white van.
Jimmy, you always manage to cheer me up, thanks for releasing your shows on here, you're awesome bro. =)
I dont think "bro" was the correct term lmao 🤣
"Its gonna be a bit like throwing a sausage up an allyway" 🤣🤣
That’s cool. Just means I’ll last longer 😄
@@dr.floridamanphd true 😆
Like fucking a bucket of water
The thumbnail is certainly giving me a nightmare fuel.
Thank you Jimmy Carr for laughs and creeps
It's always scary when you don't know where the ventriloquist is
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What a wingman, sorted a date by accident during a show 😂
This is so tasteless. And brilliantly executed, hilarious, and so well performed. Kudos!
I love the bit where Jimmy plays matchmaker.
Jimmy, you are undoubtedly the King of adult humor with some class, if that's possible, and your crowd work is masterful. Please come to the USA sometime soon, I'm 65. The sooner the better!
Keep him please.
What a goddamn legend of comedy
After that guy said "She was easy", She Should have said " you haven't got any yet!!" hahahaha
America couldn’t handle this guy even if he went bare minimum.
He made a "Live in NY" show 2005. Its on youtube.... Its cringy cos you can tell he's holding back and that ruins the show completely.
We actually want him to come here and come full Force
Problem is to many fucking snowflakes
Already happened
Funny man, he makes me laugh for days.
Try remembering the jokes. Teehee
I'll admit I'll laugh for seconds up to a minute, but days? That sounds like a condition Mr. Collins.
@@Seldomane That was more of a general statement of all his material, he is funny and witty.
"Czechs not accepted" deserved a better response.
Keep on doing what you do so brilliantly Jimmy. 👏👌🤣
I like how Mark's date is just happily watching him be put in the spotlight by Jimmy.
No man should tell dad jokes, but Jimmy Carr does it well
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I HAVE SEEN FUNNIER BULLET HOLES TO THE HEAD give ya self a slap
@@gordonthompson8634 he IS funny, you're not Gordon.
@@malthus101 got em
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I hope Steve's and Tracy's children are doing fine...
I wonder if they ever hooked up.
Didnt work out, it was indeed like throwing a sausage up an allyway 🤣
Dwarf shortage jokes!
You can't get much lower than that can you??
A dwarf wearing eyeglasses is a short-sighted short for short.
well that was an OVERsight
wow im hilarious
Getting a bit too big for your boots
It'd be a tall order....
“Looked like someone’s shadow got up and fucked off”
Thanks for the upload Jimmy! A lot of us need a laugh these days
"I'm jokin' I never pay" - we know, Jimmy, we know... 😆😆😆
"whats your name?" Tracy... "Ofc it fucking is" :D : D :D
Big thank you from Brazil! What is the best place to keep up with your content? Best comedian ever, not even jokin.. xD
he really is a fucking legend,these comeback are faster than the speed of light
If I want my comeback, I have to get it from your mum.
bloody brilliant! i liked the spitting image puppet at the end telling us to like and subscribe
when you're on a stage being paid to tell offensive jokes it's the funniest thing ever but when you tell offensive jokes and don't get paid for it, suddenly you've gone too far.
Jimmy, love your humor. Found these from the 8 out of 10 cats series videos.
Omg a 13 year old at this show…..🥴
Love you Jimmy! You're THE BEST!
Ok, at first I was a little put off but this guy is awesome 😂
Why are you gay
Yeah the child jokes can be a bit much, especially how trafficking has been exposed the last few years, but hey if we don't laugh about it
This will be fun to see.
he is a total menace 😂😂
Great Show indeed!
About a copper coil. In the 90's there was a scrap metal rush in former Soviet states. People were burning coils of cable in a fire to get the copper(or aluminium) for scrapyards. Some people went missing these days...
found about your shows about a year ago. you have enriched my life jimmy :)
Fk me you're late😂😂😂
brilliant comedian and amazing crowd are best to complement each other.
Without a doubt your best special.
Wonderful
love this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's on the top of my list of .....well......He's on top.....
Wow!!! A Jimmy Carr show……uncensored!!
Revenge is ice cream - I like this.
I didn't know Roger Federer is such a good comedian.
What are you studying?
My response: Your mom
Woot! Thanks Jimmy.
When this Covid makes it possible, I'll come to the UK from Denmark to watch you with my daughter (a show, not watching you "get" with my daughter.
Whuhan flu has nothing to do with it, it's government control
Wow, you are incredibly creepy.
@@travisbrunner2922
That's the point: Right up Jimmy's alley.
@@travisbrunner2922 perhaps incredibly truthful. Didn't Knee Chi say that you can tell a lot about a person by the amount of truth they can accept
This is creepy on so many different levels. Stay in Denmark.
Jimmy is such a legend
Thumbnail looks like a Sims 3 character
50:56 best joke. The delivery is just perfect.
Never watched this guy before, 40 minutes in and his sharing the n1 spot in my heart(and bum) with Luis ck
... Just post in native language an let google translate :D
50:50 is just perfect 😂
Support, Jimmy, please don't change. Brilliant!
Brilliant. Recently went to the Terribly Funny tour and it was Jimmy's best yet
I hope Steve and Tracy are still together!
Brilliant!
Why are you gay?
Brilliant vid thank you Jimmy ❤❤😂😂
My birth year hits just right
This was a great routine, thank you Mate
Thank you
I like how people are so offended that he said vaccines don’t suck.
How would he know? The only fact is that the vaccinated can still spread, so what's the big deal about personal choice?
V people are more likely to die of Covid than non V people. Check week 48 report from UKHSA.
@@lhdhdeebdhdh that does not mention mortality only percentages of who are and are not vaccinated. And that only states that unvaccinated people are more likely to have it. Could you link your source.
@@lhdhdeebdhdh actually it says that unvaxxed people are more likely to end up in intensive care.
Exactly. All the pxdo and rxpe jokes are fine dandy though, right? Hypocrites.
Slappy can write a helluva joke.
Thank You Jimmy for this full show.
😍🤩
2009... God, how I miss those simple times.
FINALLY NEW STUFFZ! 🤙🎉🥳
Fantastic guy.
Teach a man fish lol 😆 😂
Thanks for the show.
Thank you !
amazing
I love reading the comments attempting to insult Jimmy. As if that man could actually be insulted?
Anyone can be insulted you dope!
@@sookmajoaby You clearly don't understand how insults work, but given your demonstrated incompetence with even minor grammar, I am less than surprised.
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Thanks for posting this. I Needed the laugh.
OW YES! JIMMY you are a good lad for doing this!
Why are you gay
It would be nice to hear the comments from the crowd
I love this man I swear
Jimmy love ya, love yer shows, yes i'm from the US, so don't hold it against me :P
That thumbnail photo of his face is mildly terrifying
God Bless mr. carr.
If Steve and Tracie worked out, what an amazing “how we met” story lol
They most likely just fucked once and called it a day
(Men) "Have a word for the silent treatment, it's called silence" Thank you for saying it cause when I do I tend to be slapped
Great audience
Yes, the ones left, after he had to throw people out. You know, the people with a spine.
Carr is currently at 666k subscribers....this feels all too appropriate
Jimmy care when his roasting people sounds like a younger Gordon Ramsay
now im wondering if steve and tracy ever hooked up
And what flavour soup Tracy likes.
The gay Jesus joke was brilliant… 🤣🙏
19:14
40:07
Thank you, Jimmy!
Ahh the good old days when Jimmy was still funny
Hahah. Perfect.
These aren't the usual comments I see on Jimmy Carr videos. Why all the hate? Is he being cancelled for something?
Great suits he always wear.
Love Tracy lollll
"Anti-theist" I like that.
So...did Steve and Tracy ever hook up?
Love this stuff, Jimmy!
Idk why I only found out about you recently, but I fuckin love it 😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Jabber.