Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes (2009) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 роки тому +117

    Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ua-cam.com/play/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +1

      With all of his sex jokes I laugh imagining Jimmy actually having sex. Does he perform while performing? How could he not think of his own jokes mid coitus? Plz make another America tour, believe it or not we need you.

    • @BuszmenKudlaty
      @BuszmenKudlaty 2 роки тому +5

      Jimmy . Most popular sex position is from Star Wars : Han(d) Solo :P

    • @louiseramejkis8787
      @louiseramejkis8787 2 роки тому +1

      p

    • @louiseramejkis8787
      @louiseramejkis8787 2 роки тому

      you

    • @louiseramejkis8787
      @louiseramejkis8787 2 роки тому

      hello

  • @lynnmcgown2451
    @lynnmcgown2451 2 роки тому +69

    Very funny. So wonderful to have stand up comedians to soften the harshness of life. Thank you

  • @illusion-xiii
    @illusion-xiii 3 роки тому +312

    At the end when he said, "Thank you so much for buying the DVD if you're watching this at home", I felt a little guilty for a moment, watching it on UA-cam. Then I remembered, it's his channel, he put it here. So thank *you* Jimmy Carr.

    • @nathanielpea5819
      @nathanielpea5819 3 роки тому +7

      I bet you felt nearly as guilty as old Jimmy as he defrauded the country of millions in tax. Luckily tax doesn't go toward the NHS and saving the lives of sick children..... Does it?

    • @aerogfs
      @aerogfs 3 роки тому +2

      Laughs in pirate

    • @Skyflairl2p
      @Skyflairl2p 2 роки тому +30

      @@nathanielpea5819 Yeah... Let's not overdramatize absolutely everything now...... Shall we?

    • @ulrichenevoldsen8371
      @ulrichenevoldsen8371 2 роки тому +11

      @@nathanielpea5819 he probably still pay more in tax every year than you do in a lifetime

    • @danielmacdonald3130
      @danielmacdonald3130 2 роки тому +4

      "You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a tv, you wouldn't watch a youtube video..."

  • @RichardSanchez137
    @RichardSanchez137 2 роки тому +293

    Pure talent where after all these years, the jokes still hit hard.

    • @sanne3465
      @sanne3465 2 роки тому +12

      Just like my dad.

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og Рік тому +2

      @@sanne3465 always a classic

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 3 роки тому +192

    This is my absolute most favorite show!
    That soup guy, Tracy and all other audience interactions elevated it above all others.

    • @nikil428
      @nikil428 3 роки тому +16

      Yupp, but I really hope they both hooked up though! That would make this entire show so wholesome!

    • @aerogfs
      @aerogfs 3 роки тому +2

      @@nikil428 Wondering the size of the queue though....

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +4

      "Like a bulldog eating mayonaise" xD

    • @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
      @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld 2 роки тому +6

      And the very last jokes are pure fucking gold :D

  • @cosmosihu
    @cosmosihu 2 роки тому +17

    Thank you Jimmy. These shows make my day, everyday. 🇲🇻

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 2 роки тому +83

    "Revenge is icecream" was actually an adorable joke

  • @georgewilson4258
    @georgewilson4258 3 роки тому +208

    Appreciate these full shows for free cheers Jimmy

    • @inceneration
      @inceneration 3 роки тому +1

      Because he doesnt make enought money from doing them live woth Corona. And he kinda sucks. He will never be Lee Evans. Insulting people isnt funny. Its just Pathethic.

    • @tmantheman
      @tmantheman 3 роки тому +27

      @@inceneration lol. The orony is your insulting him. 🤣

    • @nosirrah6213
      @nosirrah6213 3 роки тому +7

      @@inceneration he is funny, stfu ur not a comedy police.

    • @michaelhawkins7389
      @michaelhawkins7389 3 роки тому

      @@inceneration Lee Evans is overrated .. and has retired as a comic .... few years ago

    • @daleanderin1
      @daleanderin1 3 роки тому

      "Free" 🤣🤣 a wannabe stand up comic right here.
      The cost is not financial.

  • @ynothavefun2399
    @ynothavefun2399 2 роки тому +12

    Ok, now I need to watch all his videos. Absolutely f****** brilliant!!

  • @creativehorse7907
    @creativehorse7907 3 роки тому +663

    My goodness the thumbnail for the video, Halloween is over Jimmy!

    • @jamesjethrowesten3302
      @jamesjethrowesten3302 3 роки тому +15

      Omfg lmao

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 роки тому +17

      Not with that face it isn't.

    • @danstanciu9549
      @danstanciu9549 3 роки тому +5

      that’s how he looks with no make up🤣

    • @dangallwey8838
      @dangallwey8838 2 роки тому

      @@danstanciu9549 Ohio. I o o Ohio to

    • @vhwadsworth
      @vhwadsworth 2 роки тому +3

      True it is but in fairness Jimmy always looks creepy-scary.... hanging around schools with his white van.

  • @nanogeekpro2
    @nanogeekpro2 2 роки тому +65

    Jimmy, you always manage to cheer me up, thanks for releasing your shows on here, you're awesome bro. =)

    • @creameryuk4905
      @creameryuk4905 2 роки тому +1

      I dont think "bro" was the correct term lmao 🤣

  • @creameryuk4905
    @creameryuk4905 2 роки тому +13

    "Its gonna be a bit like throwing a sausage up an allyway" 🤣🤣

  • @gargar86
    @gargar86 3 роки тому +297

    The thumbnail is certainly giving me a nightmare fuel.
    Thank you Jimmy Carr for laughs and creeps

  • @DfiftyMusic
    @DfiftyMusic 2 роки тому +19

    What a wingman, sorted a date by accident during a show 😂

  • @apinakapina
    @apinakapina Рік тому +16

    This is so tasteless. And brilliantly executed, hilarious, and so well performed. Kudos!

  • @Leatherargento
    @Leatherargento Рік тому +3

    I love the bit where Jimmy plays matchmaker.

  • @John-zs2eo
    @John-zs2eo 3 роки тому +34

    Jimmy, you are undoubtedly the King of adult humor with some class, if that's possible, and your crowd work is masterful. Please come to the USA sometime soon, I'm 65. The sooner the better!

  • @somberaf
    @somberaf Рік тому +5

    What a goddamn legend of comedy

  • @Anshu-Kajika
    @Anshu-Kajika 3 роки тому +22

    After that guy said "She was easy", She Should have said " you haven't got any yet!!" hahahaha

  • @jace_Henderson
    @jace_Henderson 2 роки тому +71

    America couldn’t handle this guy even if he went bare minimum.

    • @sirnigeloffarage9255
      @sirnigeloffarage9255 2 роки тому +7

      He made a "Live in NY" show 2005. Its on youtube.... Its cringy cos you can tell he's holding back and that ruins the show completely.

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 2 роки тому

      We actually want him to come here and come full Force
      Problem is to many fucking snowflakes

    • @thepericlesof8449
      @thepericlesof8449 2 роки тому +1

      Already happened

  • @Highrider_Phil_C
    @Highrider_Phil_C 3 роки тому +56

    Funny man, he makes me laugh for days.

    • @geordiejohnston9815
      @geordiejohnston9815 3 роки тому +3

      Try remembering the jokes. Teehee

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +5

      I'll admit I'll laugh for seconds up to a minute, but days? That sounds like a condition Mr. Collins.

    • @Highrider_Phil_C
      @Highrider_Phil_C 2 роки тому +1

      @@Seldomane That was more of a general statement of all his material, he is funny and witty.

  • @jjaronske6445
    @jjaronske6445 3 роки тому +29

    "Czechs not accepted" deserved a better response.

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 2 роки тому +29

    Keep on doing what you do so brilliantly Jimmy. 👏👌🤣

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 2 роки тому +14

    I like how Mark's date is just happily watching him be put in the spotlight by Jimmy.

  • @jonathanduncan3482
    @jonathanduncan3482 2 роки тому +77

    No man should tell dad jokes, but Jimmy Carr does it well

  • @bngt1dy816
    @bngt1dy816 3 роки тому +156

    Jimmy Carr proudly sponsored by Astra Zenica

    • @gordonthompson8634
      @gordonthompson8634 3 роки тому +9

      I HAVE SEEN FUNNIER BULLET HOLES TO THE HEAD give ya self a slap

    • @malthus101
      @malthus101 3 роки тому +9

      @@gordonthompson8634 he IS funny, you're not Gordon.

    • @datboi3577
      @datboi3577 3 роки тому +2

      @@malthus101 got em

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      @wojciechmatuszewski3346 3 роки тому +1

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      @wojciechmatuszewski3346 3 роки тому +1

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  • @kevinhavran4712
    @kevinhavran4712 2 роки тому +43

    I hope Steve's and Tracy's children are doing fine...

    • @HepcatNZ
      @HepcatNZ 2 роки тому +2

      I wonder if they ever hooked up.

    • @creameryuk4905
      @creameryuk4905 2 роки тому +4

      Didnt work out, it was indeed like throwing a sausage up an allyway 🤣

  • @Bren688
    @Bren688 2 роки тому +36

    Dwarf shortage jokes!
    You can't get much lower than that can you??

  • @keithreinbolt159
    @keithreinbolt159 3 роки тому +9

    “Looked like someone’s shadow got up and fucked off”

  • @goose300183
    @goose300183 3 роки тому +36

    Thanks for the upload Jimmy! A lot of us need a laugh these days

  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 2 роки тому +18

    "I'm jokin' I never pay" - we know, Jimmy, we know... 😆😆😆

  • @Paglavc1
    @Paglavc1 3 роки тому +13

    "whats your name?" Tracy... "Ofc it fucking is" :D : D :D

  • @augustobuosi782
    @augustobuosi782 2 роки тому +2

    Big thank you from Brazil! What is the best place to keep up with your content? Best comedian ever, not even jokin.. xD

  • @boyanhristov8663
    @boyanhristov8663 2 роки тому +24

    he really is a fucking legend,these comeback are faster than the speed of light

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 Рік тому

      If I want my comeback, I have to get it from your mum.

  • @AdamTheHammer
    @AdamTheHammer 3 роки тому +27

    bloody brilliant! i liked the spitting image puppet at the end telling us to like and subscribe

  • @Iveno-Von-Aethervein
    @Iveno-Von-Aethervein 2 роки тому +41

    when you're on a stage being paid to tell offensive jokes it's the funniest thing ever but when you tell offensive jokes and don't get paid for it, suddenly you've gone too far.

  • @5thsgamingreplays518
    @5thsgamingreplays518 2 роки тому +24

    Jimmy, love your humor. Found these from the 8 out of 10 cats series videos.

  • @angiewilliams3458
    @angiewilliams3458 2 роки тому +13

    Omg a 13 year old at this show…..🥴
    Love you Jimmy! You're THE BEST!

  • @shannonscopper4298
    @shannonscopper4298 3 роки тому +15

    Ok, at first I was a little put off but this guy is awesome 😂

    • @theordinary1175
      @theordinary1175 3 роки тому

      Why are you gay

    • @BlazeBuds
      @BlazeBuds Рік тому

      Yeah the child jokes can be a bit much, especially how trafficking has been exposed the last few years, but hey if we don't laugh about it

  • @matteoar
    @matteoar 3 роки тому +28

    This will be fun to see.

  • @Lucious_Artorious_Castus
    @Lucious_Artorious_Castus Рік тому +1

    he is a total menace 😂😂

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 3 роки тому +8

    Great Show indeed!

  • @Madzu159
    @Madzu159 2 роки тому +2

    About a copper coil. In the 90's there was a scrap metal rush in former Soviet states. People were burning coils of cable in a fire to get the copper(or aluminium) for scrapyards. Some people went missing these days...

  • @dorbitan2935
    @dorbitan2935 Рік тому +1

    found about your shows about a year ago. you have enriched my life jimmy :)

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury Рік тому +1

      Fk me you're late😂😂😂

  • @heimdall8305
    @heimdall8305 2 роки тому +1

    brilliant comedian and amazing crowd are best to complement each other.

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 3 роки тому +17

    Without a doubt your best special.

  • @andrewpickering5180
    @andrewpickering5180 2 роки тому +3

    Wonderful

  • @meatmaster8636
    @meatmaster8636 2 роки тому +5

    love this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's on the top of my list of .....well......He's on top.....

  • @johnmanning5568
    @johnmanning5568 Рік тому

    Wow!!! A Jimmy Carr show……uncensored!!

  • @jdottdeestv8149
    @jdottdeestv8149 2 роки тому +1

    Revenge is ice cream - I like this.

  • @palficsaba1710
    @palficsaba1710 2 роки тому +8

    I didn't know Roger Federer is such a good comedian.

  • @forrestblackburn9786
    @forrestblackburn9786 2 роки тому +1

    What are you studying?
    My response: Your mom

  • @NBM397
    @NBM397 3 роки тому +42

    Woot! Thanks Jimmy.
    When this Covid makes it possible, I'll come to the UK from Denmark to watch you with my daughter (a show, not watching you "get" with my daughter.

    • @michaelrosenberg2332
      @michaelrosenberg2332 3 роки тому +8

      Whuhan flu has nothing to do with it, it's government control

    • @travisbrunner2922
      @travisbrunner2922 3 роки тому +4

      Wow, you are incredibly creepy.

    • @NBM397
      @NBM397 3 роки тому +2

      @@travisbrunner2922
      That's the point: Right up Jimmy's alley.

    • @michaelrosenberg2332
      @michaelrosenberg2332 3 роки тому +2

      @@travisbrunner2922 perhaps incredibly truthful. Didn't Knee Chi say that you can tell a lot about a person by the amount of truth they can accept

    • @nathanielpea5819
      @nathanielpea5819 3 роки тому

      This is creepy on so many different levels. Stay in Denmark.

  • @faderunnerx7230
    @faderunnerx7230 2 роки тому +7

    Jimmy is such a legend

  • @joebideng9226
    @joebideng9226 2 роки тому +2

    Thumbnail looks like a Sims 3 character

  • @alderart3992
    @alderart3992 3 роки тому +12

    50:56 best joke. The delivery is just perfect.

  • @Kostadin_Arolski
    @Kostadin_Arolski 3 роки тому +15

    Never watched this guy before, 40 minutes in and his sharing the n1 spot in my heart(and bum) with Luis ck

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +2

      ... Just post in native language an let google translate :D

  • @haloclips5387
    @haloclips5387 3 роки тому +13

    50:50 is just perfect 😂

  • @Tidybitz
    @Tidybitz 2 роки тому +4

    Support, Jimmy, please don't change. Brilliant!

  • @rico1069
    @rico1069 3 роки тому +9

    Brilliant. Recently went to the Terribly Funny tour and it was Jimmy's best yet

  • @Wicked1TN
    @Wicked1TN 2 роки тому +13

    I hope Steve and Tracy are still together!

  • @paulbriody297
    @paulbriody297 3 роки тому +7

    Brilliant!

  • @shellybelly35
    @shellybelly35 Рік тому

    Brilliant vid thank you Jimmy ❤❤😂😂

  • @ChrisGirly3
    @ChrisGirly3 Рік тому

    My birth year hits just right

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 3 роки тому +13

    This was a great routine, thank you Mate

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit 2 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @rogerandersen7046
    @rogerandersen7046 3 роки тому +25

    I like how people are so offended that he said vaccines don’t suck.

    • @harnois75
      @harnois75 3 роки тому +5

      How would he know? The only fact is that the vaccinated can still spread, so what's the big deal about personal choice?

    • @lhdhdeebdhdh
      @lhdhdeebdhdh 3 роки тому +2

      V people are more likely to die of Covid than non V people. Check week 48 report from UKHSA.

    • @rogerandersen7046
      @rogerandersen7046 3 роки тому +1

      @@lhdhdeebdhdh that does not mention mortality only percentages of who are and are not vaccinated. And that only states that unvaccinated people are more likely to have it. Could you link your source.

    • @jayadams681
      @jayadams681 2 роки тому +4

      @@lhdhdeebdhdh actually it says that unvaxxed people are more likely to end up in intensive care.

    • @M0nkiDRufi
      @M0nkiDRufi 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly. All the pxdo and rxpe jokes are fine dandy though, right? Hypocrites.

  • @FillipJPhry
    @FillipJPhry 2 роки тому +2

    Slappy can write a helluva joke.

  • @adarshjose3891
    @adarshjose3891 3 роки тому +9

    Thank You Jimmy for this full show.
    😍🤩

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 роки тому +18

    2009... God, how I miss those simple times.

  • @pawsitivenooz
    @pawsitivenooz 2 роки тому +2

    FINALLY NEW STUFFZ! 🤙🎉🥳

  • @michaelfirth1075
    @michaelfirth1075 3 роки тому +7

    Fantastic guy.

  • @benjourniee9285
    @benjourniee9285 3 роки тому +3

    Teach a man fish lol 😆 😂

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks for the show.

  • @cb6866
    @cb6866 3 роки тому

    Thank you !

  • @stevekuhn91182
    @stevekuhn91182 2 роки тому +1

    amazing

  • @dionh70
    @dionh70 3 роки тому +18

    I love reading the comments attempting to insult Jimmy. As if that man could actually be insulted?

    • @sookmajoaby
      @sookmajoaby 3 роки тому +2

      Anyone can be insulted you dope!

    • @dionh70
      @dionh70 3 роки тому +10

      @@sookmajoaby You clearly don't understand how insults work, but given your demonstrated incompetence with even minor grammar, I am less than surprised.

    • @zeez9053
      @zeez9053 2 роки тому

      @@dionh70 dislike

  • @sailor-rick
    @sailor-rick 3 роки тому +5

    Thanks for posting this. I Needed the laugh.

  • @Pendoza84
    @Pendoza84 3 роки тому +5

    OW YES! JIMMY you are a good lad for doing this!

  • @thecooky7744
    @thecooky7744 2 роки тому +2

    It would be nice to hear the comments from the crowd

  • @Moiiiiiiiistar
    @Moiiiiiiiistar 2 роки тому +4

    I love this man I swear

  • @erikprano3892
    @erikprano3892 2 роки тому +2

    Jimmy love ya, love yer shows, yes i'm from the US, so don't hold it against me :P

  • @Pearking_
    @Pearking_ Рік тому +1

    That thumbnail photo of his face is mildly terrifying

  • @eightsix754
    @eightsix754 3 роки тому +11

    God Bless mr. carr.

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 2 роки тому +1

    If Steve and Tracie worked out, what an amazing “how we met” story lol

  • @gregevans173
    @gregevans173 2 роки тому +4

    (Men) "Have a word for the silent treatment, it's called silence" Thank you for saying it cause when I do I tend to be slapped

  • @JaguarBST
    @JaguarBST 3 роки тому +5

    Great audience

    • @fiwarelli
      @fiwarelli 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, the ones left, after he had to throw people out. You know, the people with a spine.

  • @nathantroyer6956
    @nathantroyer6956 2 роки тому

    Carr is currently at 666k subscribers....this feels all too appropriate

  • @Cvgthedino
    @Cvgthedino 2 роки тому

    Jimmy care when his roasting people sounds like a younger Gordon Ramsay

  • @joncobb9894
    @joncobb9894 2 роки тому +3

    now im wondering if steve and tracy ever hooked up

    • @BigboyRoy100
      @BigboyRoy100 2 роки тому +5

      And what flavour soup Tracy likes.

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 2 роки тому +7

    The gay Jesus joke was brilliant… 🤣🙏

  • @petersmitgary
    @petersmitgary 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you, Jimmy!

  • @Hughzaa9
    @Hughzaa9 3 роки тому +40

    Ahh the good old days when Jimmy was still funny

    • @AjAllan2010
      @AjAllan2010 3 роки тому +3

      Hahah. Perfect.

    • @Queef_Storm
      @Queef_Storm 3 роки тому +10

      These aren't the usual comments I see on Jimmy Carr videos. Why all the hate? Is he being cancelled for something?

  • @jacobsen7005
    @jacobsen7005 2 роки тому +3

    Great suits he always wear.

  • @aladeenmotherfu3kers687
    @aladeenmotherfu3kers687 3 роки тому +1

    Love Tracy lollll

  • @username-jb6zy
    @username-jb6zy 2 роки тому +4

    "Anti-theist" I like that.

  • @joelkanvik8918
    @joelkanvik8918 2 роки тому

    So...did Steve and Tracy ever hook up?
    Love this stuff, Jimmy!

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 2 роки тому +4

    Idk why I only found out about you recently, but I fuckin love it 😂😂😂😂

  • @andylaauk
    @andylaauk 3 роки тому +13

    Jimmy Jabber.