Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) - FULL LIVE SHOW
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2020
- Why don’t you grab yourself a cuppa tea and enjoy Thoroughly Modern Millican in full.
Taken from Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) - In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
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I have mental health issues so don't laugh out loud often. Sarah Millican made me laugh so hard I drooled.
always nice to get a break from it all
Just had that happen …James Acaster classic scrapes w/josh widdecome
The one called house party made run to the toilet 😂
Kaz, that's just the EPS luv. 😉
She has the best interactions with her audiences I've ever seen from a comedian
Michael McIntyre is another one
@@lastjellyontheplate8828I’m going to look 👀 him up after this! Thanx 💖✌️
What an amazing talent; I am 80, andsitting here in France laughing my socks of which I haven't done in years. Thank you Sarah ad you have one very devoted, new admirer!
WOW and you are 80? and can use a computer that is amazing
@@michaelhawkins7389 Let's just say the computer and I have a 'semi' working relationship. Like all relationships it has its' ups and downs!
@@normanclark933 you cracked me up just the . Good on you mate
Lovely
@@michaelhawkins7389 o
I live in a chronic state of pain and depression. I don’t typically like stand up because it feels so trivial but I think I’ve found my girl! I was laughing out loud for the first time in as long as I can remember. My poor cats had never heard me laugh and legit thought I was dying. Thank you for putting a smile one my face!
You, Aubrey, just made me fall out laughing with your remark about your cats. My cats & dogs were checking on me due to me laughing so loud & hard.
@@geminicarole4739 haha I’m glad I’m not alone! The pets aren’t so sure about the giddy joy this video causes!
Hi Aubrey, Like you, I too live in a chronic state of pain and depression, are you any better?
I hope you are, it's a miserable existence, wishing you good health and happiness. Colin.
@@colindevereux1074 unfortunately, I’m still struggling through life. I’m sorry you are too. Hang in there. Try to find little wins and happy moments!
I'm so sorry that you are still struggling through life Aubrey,
thank you for your kind words. Colin.
Andd again the dark clouds clear. I laugh again. It's not the end of the world after all. Thank you Sarah...Thank you.
good 4 u
have a good one
#Truth
You took the words from my heart .
Yes ❤️ thank you Sarah 😻
@@AurorasHuman Thank you. What a lovely compliment. I think so many of us across the world are weary, frustrated and at times just numb. Trying to gain a semblance of normalcy feels like an uphill battle when alone. Comedy has the gift of bringing us together and Sarah has the gift in abundance.
@@seanreardon1165 I wonder how many people haven't offed themselves after watching her. She's amazing ❤🥂
Today married for 19 years and we had plans to go to a romantic dinner but there's a storm going on and it's not safe to drive. And when browsing I saw this show, so we are cuddled together in our love seat and having a blast! 😊❤️
Familie de Bouville that’s lovely 💚👍
happy anniversary!
thats what its all about :)
getting ready to celebrate 20 years on the 14th, hope the snow here in Denver doesn't let up. Congratulations!
Congratulations!
I love how Sarah interacts with the audience. The comedy isn't all scripted.
I love you very much. Very, very much. Love. Lots of love.
@@LorrdFfuzyLogik I'd like to
She's a good story teller
and she's funny no matter what they audience brings up, truly a funny lady
Most truly good stand-up comedians do. You should check out Josh wolf, he keeps forgetting his set because he gets caught up in the audience sometimes 😅
I've watched so many Sarah videos that I now have an accent. She is a brilliant performer. with superb material, delivery and boldness.
Yeah, she's... really good. As a 30+year old Male, I can relate to this lady still, and I just love her delivery.
Me too, flower 🌼
Can we get her to do a tour over here for us Yanks?
Sara, I've been in the hospital for 2 weeks because of total renal failure. UA-cam randomly suggested your special to me. I just finished watching it. You gave me my first smiles and laughter since my medical problems began. My stomach hurts from nearly an hour of solid belly laughing. Thank you for this gift.
I'm was laughing so hard that the trailers have started.
Oh no! I hope you're doing better! Sarah has been a godsend in hard times for me as well.
@@unseelie63 happy and almost healthy. Thanks for your concern.
@@queerquill happy to hear you are doing better. I just discovered Sarah today. I am now on my fifth straight hour.
I hope that you're feeling better and doing well 🙂 much love and best wishes from the Gold coast in Queensland Australia 💞💜💞
All the best wishes to you.
I love how receptive she is to the audience. She really loves hearing their input and it makes her so relatable
It's a technique when you have no segue.
It's also a great way to make shows unique in the age of UA-cam and and to showcase how quick she can be on her feet
@@GBHanny8 I had to look that up. Nice!
Totally agree Matt lots of interaction with the audience she's great.
@@GBHanny8 good point! but she does do it quite well I think
I love how engaged the audience is with her. They probably laughed harder than anyone watching from home. And I bet she makes each audience feel special. She's a new favorite comic for me
Taskmaster fan? If not check her season out.
I love the way she chuckled and giggles throughout.
Except for the lady who's asleep 😂😂😂😂😂
This lady’s comedy is instinctive and that is a gift and a talent. I’ll be looking for all of her comedy I can find.
Yep…✌️same here! She’s a GENIUS! 🥹💖🏆
She has the cutest and most mischievously giggle.
I love it! She always makes me laugh!
So does her husband. They have so much in common as comedians!
Whoever's running Sarah's channel lately has been doing one heck of a job!
I love how sweet Sarah sounds but shes wonderfully filthy! Just a brilliant package. Hilarious
@@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 who is her husband?
It's 2023 and I love her even more.. proper belly laughs.. Great to go back and watch here.. even though I've got it on DVD 😂
“Where are you, you money grubbin whre” has never sounded so adorable
from that sweet Disney-like voice!
🤣🤣
I spent nearly 2 years suffering from constant nightmares. In order to calm myself down I began watching comedy shows online... until I discovered Sarah Millican. Since then, irregardless of whether I'm having a nightmare or not I will watch Sarah Millican every night before bed. No matter where I am or what's going on in my life she always puts a smile on my face.
You are the single best comedian I have ever come across. Thank you so much for everything Sarah, you have no clue how much you mean to me.❤❤❤
Your so true I've had a really hard life I suffer from alcoholism and have been thught cancer a couple of times it's a miracle I'm alive I'm constantly I'll having nightmares I suffer from serve mentally health comedy gets rid of my suffering and this woman is a gem
@@Robert-ge7mp I'm so glad you have something to ease the pain, Sarah Millican is a fantastic entertainer. I wish you happiness❤️
How can someone with such a filthy mouth and mind be at the same time so sweet, wholesome, and adorable? Thank you, Sarah, for uploading this. Big thanks from America!
Ha ha ha we are hiding in plain sight.
I think that's what makes it so funny.
Haha I don't think it is so filthy until someone makes a comparison. lol yanks must be a little soft :P
@@Nakamichi_Jun Nah, we're not soft. It's just that American comics who would make jokes about using a cucumber as a sex toy, wouldn't call their audience members "pet" and "flower" while doing so.
Because she's Scottish! Filthy wholesome, is what we do. Except at matches. then we're just filthy.
The sleeping lady is a joke that Sarah does in all her shows that get filmed. There's always someone asleep in the audience at one point - it's a game for the DVD viewers to find them!
Honestly I thought they had too good of a time before the show
It’s cool to have a little inside joke in between jokes (:
Oh really? I noticed the woman and I was wondering how she could sleep through the show and also if Sarah was going to comment or not!
@@Lou-fb9ii 34:00 !
Hilarious. Cause seriously my mom falls asleep at ANY movie or live performance and they almost even look alike!
Brilliant My 12yr old daughter was like "paying all that money to go and then sleeping through, she must have had a few before the show" . I had to agree Haha But the fact that it's a lil Easter egg is fantastic lol
I honestly haven't laughed this hard, with tears, in over a year. After a near death illness developing, separation from husband and cancer removal on my face on top of the crazy times we are in, laughter like this made me feel like my old self a bit more.. What a brilliant comic!
Hope you're doing better. Sometimes, life gets really can shitty and laughter is the best medicine Sending good vibes your way 😊
I hope you’re doing ok also!! 💙💚💜
Bless you, Kylie. One can only laugh really, all that adversity... Stay strong.
She is a massive pick-me-up...Hope you're doing better pet lamb xxxx
God be with you, Kylie. I hope everything turned out alright
My grandfather passed away a few months ago and I'm glad I found this video because it made me genuinely laugh for the first time since he passed
@Grim-us2yw
Sorry for your loss. Glad you have found a bit of relief. I know your grandfather would be pleased. Maybe you didn't find this video by chance?!
I'm truly sorry for your loss. I'm sure your Grandfather would be happy that you've found this.
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These treasures are given out for free. I feel truly blessed!
I love listening to this lady her observations are spot on and the way she involves the audience is pure magic.
Sarah millican in my opinion is the best female comedian around the way she allows the audience to join in is absolutely
CHAMPION
But then, it is very natural that living creatures with the lowest intelligence need to live together in larger groups for their survival, as worms and small fry do. Sarah Millican is cleverly exploiting the situation, with the cheapest, simplest vocabulary,. to lure and bait the right audience to earn an easy living.
It's said that laughter is the best medicine and as a sufferer of mild anxiety and depression i always feel a bit better after a good laugh.
Thanks Sarah x
I get panic attacks the last few months. These videos always help.
I adore how you call everyone flower or pet. It is just so dear.
That's another thing I love about her.
I love how she calls everybody "flower" It's so sweet
@daro2096 Oh yeah, I know, it's still cute though lol.
@daro2096 I'm sorry: duck? 🤭
@daro2096 You stole that from people in Stoke-On-Trent.
Me duck
Or "pet" 😂😂😂
Signs of love: When your 76 "slender" boyfriend sees you walking toward the bathroom in your 75 yr old, seventy pounds overweight birthday suit and whistles.
Her accent cracks me up and then when she switches register, saying, things like, “That was champion, pet.” Pure gold!
I went to see Sarah Millican in the Blackpool Opera House some years ago and it was mind boggling. She held the whole audience
American here. What I learned from Sarah Millican:
1. Champion (as an adjective)
2. Flower (as a term of endearment)
3. Pet (as a term of endearment)
That is the Sarah Millican Starter Pack
Congratulations for completing the 'understanding geordies introductory course' pet
I am the exception to #3. "Pet" is part of my name, and if anyone uses it -- even as a term of endearment -- they're getting snarled at. (Just ask my ex-boyfriend.)
I do love "Champion," though. I've started using it.
Trina Dubya we sometimes use "champion" in Australia but usually we'd say "Champ"
I think Pet is short for Petal.
British humour has to be the best on the planet! I love how there are no boundaries everything on the table is out open and truly hilarious. I just found you yesterday and I am in love with your comedy, personality and just all around YOU! You are awesome! Thank you for making me laugh😋😹😸
If you think British humor has no boundaries then you should see Nordic humor 😉
Or Australian
@@Pschokid Nordic humour is one guy buys 5 guys a beer and then dies. The beers were 5 years in probate court but the beneficiaries remain hopeful of getting their beer.
British, better than anywhere else. Not if you live here, then you otherwise.
@@garethjones4742 lol, what? 🤣 Took a sec to understand. But still. What? Lmao
You know she's REALLY good when you hear the audience laughing hard even during her in-between joke pauses
We love ya Sarah here in Saudi Arabia ♥️
I discovered Sarah through a UA-cam channel called An American Reacts To ,the kid is amazing and loves everything British. Since I’ve discovered her, I’ve been binge watching her and can’t seem to get enough of her.This woman is effing amazing and needs a Netflix show of her own.
when rewatching old comedy shows in covid times:
"You're using too much toilet roll!"
"Why, is there, like a shortage?"
- well, YES .
If laughter is indeed the best medicine, watching this show added five years to my life! So fun!
Such ease of delivery and smart observation combined with sharpness of wit, a master plying her trade!
Hearing the word "cock" said so casually in that lovely accent gave me culture shock
She uses the other c word occasionally that does the same thing.
Where you from then? I'm Dutch and used to frank language. I'm always irritated when.things are beeped. Such an offending sound.
@@jinde75 the US.Words aren't bleeped here.We get ..or hear them them all whether we like them or not.lol.
@@mazieg7072 Most words in the US are bleeped though?
Makes me want to immigrate until I think of Brexit & Boris & Prince Andrew still roving around hugging & holding, etc. the yg girls, while mummy tries a tactic of Mrs. Bucket's, to body screen his filthy ways.
OH MY GOD, she is a wonderful comedian, my eyes are all watery from crying laughing, only a true few have done that to me , She rates up there with Robin Williams, Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy !!!
Thank you for uploading these Sarah
She’s instant comic genius. She could have done anything. Glad she chose to make us all laugh love love love❤love
That moment when you scroll down laughing, want to give a thumbs up.. and notice.. you already have !
3:49- "Fat Lass Has a Go"
My God, if I could ever guest star on Countdown and bring a DVD as a mascot......
With her as your guest team captain? ;)
Omfg never wanted to be on that show more 😂
This lady lifts my depression, my spirits and my heart, would love her as a bestie... seriously 🌹❤
This cheeky woman is just absolutely hilarious❤❤❤❤ I just love her evil giggle!
I love her!!! And love when she gets cracked up with audience answers
I would absolutely buy an exercise video called "Fat Lass Has A Go"! Lol!
I always go around checking that doors and windows are shut and locked and lights and appliances are off....😂
Being a Geordie myself I think she's brilliant belly laugh funny quick fire jokes and totally unafraid to say exactly what she means ❤️
I dont know why she uploaded her shows, and to be honest I dont care, she is an amazing comedian and I think I can confidently day we all needed a good laugh right now and she is the perfect person to watch
You had me at perfect 🥰
I have chronic back pain and this was the sunday evening watch I needed to take my mind of my pain. God, I love not being the only woman who swears like a sailor.
Lol. You should come to Australia mate. Plenty of women swear like soldiers. I also suffer with chronic back pain although I have a good doctor who doesn't mind giving me pain killers
Isn't Sarah fabulous?? Just one of the things I enjoy about her.
I feel for you ,as i have degernrative athritis ,and have nothing between so many of my discs in my spine.Being we`re in lockdown i also needed something to take my mind off that fibro and my ocd )been cleaning for England!!:).THis was just the tonic i needed..Hope you find some relief ,take care ,stay safe and well.xx
Me too with back pain (herniated discs) and of course, being a soldier's daughter, I too know all the words.
I totally agree!!
Sarah, I have to tell you. A couple of months ago I have to tell ( and I don't mean to bring you or anybody else down here.) a couple of months ago I suddenly and unexpectedly lost my youngest child, my son, 26, who lived in Florida with his two and a half year old son. His estranged ex-girlfriend, the mother of his son, who left him when their son was 11 months old also lives in FL. From the time they split my son had custody of my grandson, Ryan, 5 days a week and his mother had him for two. I live in NJ. I'm physically disabled and don't drive but from the time Ryan was born I used to visit my son and grandson 3 to 4 times a year and stay with him and his roommate for a week. Obviously I've been devastated but whenever I feel particularly down I go on UA-cam and watch your videos and you never fail to make me laugh and forget about my troubles and cheer me up. I think you're hilarious and I love your videos and can't thank you enough for giving me some respite from my sorrow. I love for that. Do you ever come to the US and preform? I'd LOVE the chance to see you live.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
And I hope life has shown you a few more glimpses of laughter and happiness amidst such trauma and loss. ❤ It's interesting how many people here turn to Sarah, or find her, during troubled times, me included.
I am more deeply sorry than I can convey. My heart breaks for you.
As far as I know Sarah doesn't run this channel, but you could reach out to her agent.
My heartfelt best wishes to you.
My new absolute favorite comedian!! Like having a very funny friend that just chats and says outrageous things....so refreshingly candid and her accent slays me.
This was so good .... My husband, 22yeat old son and myself laughed so loud. 🤣 Thank You ... from South Africa
I've definitely got to have a wander round ASDA, and find myself a Sarah Millican.
BedsitBob think it depends on which ASDA, like you go to mine to find Jeremy Kyle Show guests
but where wold you find a gary delaney? (sarah millican's husband)
Zoe Beard probably greggs
Asda in Gosforth or the MetroCentre would be good places to look
@@reggiereggiesauce5755 I've heard Kyle is the Jerry Springerr of the UK -- a 'lowest common denominator' talk show h ost. . . popular with the chavs & project mums
"I've got no idea, I'm a lesbian"... I need this on a t-shirt 😂
Harriet Adam How does one flirt?
Thanks for the Video clip! Excuse me for the intrusion, I would love your thoughts. Have you ever tried - Parlandealey Forget Blushing Process (Have a quick look on google cant remember the place now)? It is a good one off guide for learning simple tricks to have any woman you want without the hard work. Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my mate after a lifetime of fighting got amazing results with it.
thats actually a great idea,you could make a fortune
@@claireyoung6307 Lol;) Loverlea Lass!
I love lesbians. I’ve learned much over the years from their many wonderful instructional videos.
Thank you, lesbians! Mrs Immortal and I are forever in your debt!
she's incredibly funny and her improvisation is spot on
The sweetest geordie accent while being totally filthy - LOVE IT - Hilarious!!! :)
I asked myself, what am I going to watch. Now it has been answered.
FreddyFish same here and decided to hop on UA-cam to find something. This video was at the very top!! Lucky me!!
Anything with Sarah.
Same!
You chose Sarah over some porn? Good call.
Always good for helping us to feel happier through these strange times, love her to bits
This woman is one of the funniest human beings alive!
I love it all, including Sarah's cute giggles :) sometimes I play the audio on Spotify, so I can leave my stress behind and chuckle off to dreamland. I laughed at the horrified audience reaction when Sarah said her fellow bought her a gift 'off list'.
Having some experience with theatre performance, my hat is off to Sarah for not only giving a brilliant performance, but for making the same 90 minute show look effortless and fresh over and over again. Standing ovation!!
Its great how I can watch this over and over again and it's still funny!
Her reaction to, "a sock" made me spit my coffee out.
Best bit lol
@@waking_nicole specially the poor puppet!🤣
@@gee-wizz.5050 "I dont want toooo"
"Why is there a shortage (of toilet roll)?" She predicted the future!
Everything does that
I thought exactly the same for this time 😂. She knew, she f*cking knew.
She's an anti human future scumbag. As funny as she is
WOW
Never saw a shortage of anything during those 6 weeks of lockdown, except traffic on the road and people on the street, and obviously, fast food. lol
Omg i am so glad i found Sarah Millican videos. She is so funny and precious.
The sound the ENTIRE audience made at 10:16 was HILARIOUS 😂👏🏽
She’s amazing 😂♥️ I love her! Every minute is hysterical. Her outlook on life is wonderful.
Beautifully crafted comedy. Every joke and facial expression sublime. She's so great.
This Ms. Millican is truly lovely. Humorous, smart and very relatable. Really adore her performances.
Her comic timing and physical comedy is awesome.
Love this lady.. having a shite time but she brings me back to laughter
It's been a fkn rough time lately. Hope you're going OK x
I hope you're doing better now.
She is just brilliant ! Thanks Graham Norton for introducing me to Sarah Millican !
I have to say I watched this little gem once again just to spot the lady asleep at 34 minutes in...and now I know the secret of the next DVDs.
This woman has really cheered me up. I dislocated my ankle broke it in five places.
oh no how’s your ankle doing
I can never get enough of Sarah's stand up. Just wonderful. She says what we all often want to say but get inhibited. I love her to bits.
first time ive listened to a whole show, and im literally in pain from laughing so much. simply brilliant!
'Don't know whether you've noticed but I really love swearing' 🤣🤣🤣
She's such a fun person. I enjoyed watching this
'Bless her cotton socks' I love that saying
Oh, me too! Haven't heard it for decades!
I use that a lot.
I just hate how this just doesn't work in German. I really want to use this phrase!
@@Kurare2 How not :0? Is it a grammar thing, or does it just sound odd?
@@iwatodye5670 it would probably be: '' gesegnet seien ihre Baumwollsocken'', which is just really clunky.
I LOVE the British!!!! The way they use their language & how lovely they speak to each other! 🧡 Their humor is visceral BUT we gotta laugh at ourselves don't we now! Yes.
Thank you so much for putting your shows on UA-cam for all to see, Sarah.
Love her accent makes me laugh so much her humor is brilliant 😂😂
Just discovered this amazing comedian and I love her interaction with the audience ❤️
That little giggle at the beginning made me very happy, the joy she brings to her audience is amazing!
I was watching Home Bird, and cleaning the mirror. When I looked up, this video was playing, and I was shocked that Brene Brown had lost her folksy, American accent. 🤣 I love you Sarah❤️
Sarah is an awesome storyteller. I am hooked.
Why would anyone give this a thumbs down? If you don't like it just don't watch it.
Why would anyone not like this
Some people might have laughed too much and got stomach cramps. You know how people get cranky when in pain.
They downvoted her for taking the space dust drug live. ;)
No downvotes are actually still a good thing it promotes "engagement" which mean it gets higher on the UA-cam algorithm so more people will get to see this brilliant women!
Roll with it mate. Some of them would down vote a puppy show.
Absolute madness. I'm about to have dinner and this is uploaded. Sitting in my house about to enjoy almost 90 mins of the joy that is Sarah Millican
Luv Luv Luv Sarah! Been watching her comedy shows for years, always makes me cry with laughter, love her accent, being a Yorkshire lass myself I appreciate the northern talent xxxxxx
Watched her videos over and over now. She just seems like a friend. A very funny friend.
Good one to watch on a panicky Saturday evening - thank u Sarah, u make living with OCD a lot easier when a distraction is needed x
Hugs
Hoping your OCD is doing better these days. Sarah's excellently distracting, isn't she?
Congrats with a 100.000!!!
"I was being tender" best line, didn't even need a punchline.
A British comedian just made an American Google Zammo.
I found'ya by chance here on UA-cam, and you've now become one of my most favorite comedians! I think you're brilliant! 👍👍😁
Until the end I had no idea what "Space Dust" was. In America we call it something else. Pop Rocks.
Love You Sarah!
Same. I thought maybe it was like Fun Dip or Lick 'Em Ade.
She said, that she was never happier in her life to swallow.... 😀😆😅 I'm dead💀
She slays me. I have seen her on 8 out of 10 cats which I discovered after my son introduced me to Jimmy Carr. She’s genius.
Just wonderfull. Made my eyes water!! Amazing how you can performe an hour and a half with your material without losing track. Also, your interaction with the audience is very well controled. Loved it!
I once tried these vanilla shakes that you are supposed to have instead of dinner.
Now, if you use 2/3 of the milk needed, it becomes more of a custard. And it's quite nice on icecream.
Didn't loose weight btw.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣
"It's worth it if you get a good bangle". Class. 🌼
What a blessing it must be to bring so much laughter to the world. I think I would rather be that funny than be rich.
i was having a bad day and you cheered me up, thank you sarah🙂
Best show ever! Loved every minute of it. She's so relatable. So comfortable. So funny. Love you Sarah!