did you know the guy was in his mid 40s when filming all the stuff? and he did it for real, no trickery, and now he is in his 60 and still does that stuff! not to mention the fact the he was: the one that came up with the show, the director, creative director and screenwriter. he was also a carpenter before, during and after the shows filming.
Name: Robbie Rotten Stand:「Numba 1!」 Stand ability: User can create multiple independent copies of themself. User cannot be defeated unless all copies are defeated. PWR: A; SPD: E; RNG: C; STA: E; PRC: C; DEV: B Name: Sportacus Stand:「Sports Candi」 Stand ability: Super speed. Super strength. Super agility. Super gymnastics. PWR: A; SPD: A; RNG: E; STA: A; PRC: B; DEV: C
My name is Yoshi-robbie Kira. I'm 43 years old. My house is underground of Lazy Town, where all the trash is, and I am not married. I work as an arch-nemesis against Sportacus, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about no stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very lazy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like exercising and loafing around, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to exercise I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@weatherman1504 Don't you remember, when Joseph comes back to life in the ambulance, one of the questions Jotaro quizzes him on after his BS-possession stunt is "Who sang the parody of 'Beat It', named 'Eat It'?" To which he answers "ALLU YANKOVIKU."
I know Star Platinum would fit Sportacus as his stand, but I can see something like Pearl Jam fitting him too. Look at Robbie's jawline. Damn! Unbreakable as diamond.
You know some mashups sound like a beautifully crafted mix of two skngs, and others sound like ive somehow plugged my headphones into 3 different computers
It would take the combined efforts of shaggy, mr bean, shrek, walter white and bluey (all at full power) to defeat him and even with full power it would be a long and tough battle.
- You see, to defeat him I'm going to use the advantage of my good health!
- How so?!
- Nigerundayo, Smokey!!!
AHHHHH I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THIS!
Sportacus' speed and Robbie's running style
Perfect
MADE BY HEAVEN: MARATHON AROUND THE UNIVERSE
Probably one of best jokes I've seen all day but u should definitely look in the description 👀
Mr. Bobby Obama, get down!
Crazy, Noisy, Lazy Town
Awesome name for a fanfic
Lazy Noisy Bizarre Town maybe?
@@disasterbi8610 Yeah, that one works better.
@@Ozymandias2x Maybe it's more accurate, but then it doesn't rhyme...
@@Ozymandias2xit's literally worse, OP has the name of the show in it, your "better" one has the words split up
*_'Sport Platinum : The World!"_*
Star Sportacus: ZA PUSH-UP!
That's Jotaro's stand. Joseph had no Stand in Part 2 when the Pillar Men saga happens, but later he develops Hermit Purple.
@@sufficientframe☝️🤓
@@chasethemaster3440people when anybody says a fact
@@chasethemaster3440 disrespect
Sportacus is a Jojo character born in the wrong universe
did you know the guy was in his mid 40s when filming all the stuff? and he did it for real, no trickery, and now he is in his 60 and still does that stuff!
not to mention the fact the he was: the one that came up with the show, the director, creative director and screenwriter. he was also a carpenter before, during and after the shows filming.
@@gibarel some people are just built different, and im not even talking about fitness, im talking about willpower!
Same goes for Robbie Rotten. DIO may have done some heinous stuff but Robbie’s crime of trying to be lazy is just pure evil.
Sportacus is totally Johnathan Joestar in Lazy universe
Personally makes makes me wonder. Was he ever hired as a stunt double or etc? Knowing he has been around for a long time
"Do you understand, Doppio? *You are number one."*
"No! I am not number one!"
*_"WE_** ARE NUMBER ONE!"*
This would have done such numbers 5 years ago
@@ohnomybones7318 if I only thought of this 5 years ago
Yeah
Lily Arciniega DID really reach some numbers with this such time ago
or maybe seven
@@devilmaycrynerdi mean, i saw it on soundcloud so probably it did do numbers and that was a few years ago
I reject my healthiness sporticas
You thought I was an innocent grandma, but it was I -- ROBBIE ROTTEN --!!
Name: Robbie Rotten
Stand:「Numba 1!」
Stand ability: User can create multiple independent copies of themself. User cannot be defeated unless all copies are defeated.
PWR: A; SPD: E; RNG: C; STA: E; PRC: C; DEV: B
Name: Sportacus
Stand:「Sports Candi」
Stand ability: Super speed. Super strength. Super agility. Super gymnastics.
PWR: A; SPD: A; RNG: E; STA: A; PRC: B; DEV: C
D4C .
I had nightmares but today Robbie wil cure me and kill the defeat in my nightmare.
Sporticus just has [PACER Fitness Gram Test] as his stand.
I witnessed a legend today🎉
He kind of looking like Josuke with that hair tbf.
My name is Yoshi-robbie Kira. I'm 43 years old. My house is underground of Lazy Town, where all the trash is, and I am not married. I work as an arch-nemesis against Sportacus, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about no stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very lazy life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like exercising and loafing around, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to exercise I wouldn't lose to anyone.
"Numba one has already touched that apple."
The true ultimate being
Real
Stand name: We Are Nember One
Stand master: Robbie Rotten
Just "Number One" would fit more as an stand name imo
Stand Ability: Alows the ability to spawn traps within a 5 meter radius
Sutando no namae: First Place
Sutando tsukai: Putrid Robert
@@Lazuli04 and clone and disguise self
@@ErvoStand names are 9/10 times song/band names, so it would be "We Are Number One".
WE ARE THE PILLAR MEN!
PILLAR-number one-MAN
wait a min I can actually hear them saying that : V
Are you?
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!
Fuck the Pillar Men
“Awaken, my number ones”
"And embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know, that I am Robbie Rotten. The eternal will of Number One; and you have been created to serve me."
Throughout all of Heave and Earth, only I am Number One
THE RED SPY! GODAMNIT, THE JJK FANDOM IS SENDING OUT RED SPIES, DAMNIT!!
@@EggoroniA RED SPY IS IN THE BASE???
@@brunonogueiradarocha5413WE HAVE TO PROTECT INTEL!
@@Eggoroni SAYS THE TF2 FAN IN THE JOJOS FANDOM, TALKIN ABOUT JJK BEING A RED SPY WHEN YOU'RE THE RED SPY!!
@@brunonogueiradarocha5413 WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
"You thought it was Sportacus! But it was I, Robbie!"
i will never forget how part 3 made weird al yankovic cannon in the jojo universe
what????
Ayyo, what?
@@weatherman1504 Don't you remember, when Joseph comes back to life in the ambulance, one of the questions Jotaro quizzes him on after his BS-possession stunt is "Who sang the parody of 'Beat It', named 'Eat It'?"
To which he answers "ALLU YANKOVIKU."
Dude is definitely an offscreen Stand user.
@@Feraligatrfjhgujvgh
[Stand Master] *Weird Al*
[Stand Name] _Beat It_
this is comically good.
Ai ia ia ia... we are number one
Legendary UA-cam homepage pull
“Ooh you’re approaching me? The number one??”
"I can't beat the *_sports_* into you without coming closer."
"Send in the number 1!"
the urge to do jojo poses kicks in
Sportaseph is kind of adorable ngl
Absolutely insane how well this fits. Great job.
The pillar man? What are you talking about? These are Number one
the song of the "Number One Men"
I know Star Platinum would fit Sportacus as his stand, but I can see something like Pearl Jam fitting him too.
Look at Robbie's jawline. Damn! Unbreakable as diamond.
I used to have the Pillar Men theme as my alarm so everytime I hear it my stomach sinks with dread
This unironically goes hard even with not being a jojo fan
You feel for it fool! Athletic Split Sports Attack!
I am deeply upset that this absolute masterpiece was only recommended to me ten months after the fact.
SAME BRO
@BigSlappy-s1u it's alr bro, just sub and u'll see the remake I'm making
@@devilmaycrynerd You've convinced me
@@devilmaycrynerd *reads this* GUESS I NEED TO SUB NOW
“ZA LAZY TOWNDOOO”
Rest in peace Robbie Rotten
Oh my god it got a rework?! HELL YEAH IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS
Huh, We’re Number One, and the Pillar Man theme, interesting choice. Great video. Keep up the awesomeness
Also, We’re Pillar Man is a good name for this song.
Sportacus: how many disguises do you have?
The guy in the left: how many fruit did you thought out you life?
Sure, I'll listen to this while I shower, why not?
Honestly I feel like lazy town is just jojo for kids. Just without the stands.
this goes hard well done
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?!?!?!
This video is like 5 years late but still slaps
In all things that I do, *I am number one!*
-Dio Brando (Episode 1 of Phantom Blood)
Why does this, of all things, go so hard?
You know some mashups sound like a beautifully crafted mix of two skngs, and others sound like ive somehow plugged my headphones into 3 different computers
Stand: The number one
Ah man... this takes me way back... Good times.
BROOOOO WTH IS THIS BANGER
I never knew those songs could make this beast 💥
I guess I'm in 2017 now
This has the best mashup of forever.
i want to draw their stands now XD
This deserves at least a million views
I miss this cartoon
That intro is legendary, I love it!
This needs to be on Spotify
This just appeared in my recommended for whatever reason but im pretty sure someone else made this like 5 years ago.
You were good, son, real good. Maybe even the best.
RIP Stéfan Karl Stéfansson
Oh......Oh myyy gooood......
I'm blessed now...... thanks
Can't wait for Part 4's OP, Lazy Noisy Bizarre Town.
The guy who played sporticus was an actual jojo character he was national champion for aerogic gymnastics
The snare and bass really smacks with the trumpet from Number One.
Wtf is this masterpiece
This is comedy gold
High-key, this was actually phenomenal
kars teaching the future villians
Kars: You have to be absolutely in love with yourself
DIO: Oh, way ahead of you
This has no right to be this good. It’s that good
This artwork. ❤🤯
Behold, my stand! Number one!
Sport's amazing walk. Awakening of the golfers.
"AWAKEN, MY SUPERVILLAINS!!"
Robbie in Tartarus Prison, or wherever the heck is that
this is, I'm pretty sure, either the same as the Number One Pillar Men video by Lily Arciniega. Or extremely close to it, either way, it's really good
It's a remix of hers
Internet 7 years ago is the best👌🏻🗿👍🏻
"Nani? my deja vu senses are kicking in!"
bro cooked🥶
This is right up there with the original Friendship is Manly videos. I'm not even a JoJo fan, but this stuff is perfection in brainrot form.
Why is this the hardest shit I've ever heard
This slaps so hard
The villian has chosen this power...
D4C HAS UNLEASHED IT'S MAXIMUM POTENCIAL!
Nice, my compliments to whoever made the picture.
It would take the combined efforts of shaggy, mr bean, shrek, walter white and bluey (all at full power) to defeat him and even with full power it would be a long and tough battle.
God fucking damn that works way to fucking well
Amazing song
RIP childhood hero
He was truly the perfect life form
the true strongest stand user
Crazy Lazy Bizarre Town
knew smth from jojo would come and guessed right
this actually sounds so clean wtf
YT front page cooked again by showing me this
This smacks unreasonably , disgustingly , diabolically hard💯
Absolute 🤚number one✋️
This playing during a Robbie Rotten tiktok hype edit
This was cool to see, I love nostalgia
Legends
this is such a banger
Spartacus is Robbie's stand that he's trying to get back
Reminds me of that number one pillar man video from 7 years ago lol
amazing art btw
Sportacus doesn't have a stand, he doesn't need one.
Eight months late but this is truly NUMBER 1
RIP To the GOAT
I need this in spotify
*lazy town x jojo needs to be a bigger thing*