Battle Tendency OST: Propaganda (Lyrics + Translation)

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  • @jeat8986
    @jeat8986 4 роки тому +11054

    My guy polnareff still in a wheel chair and this man is literally a gundam

  • @bcgazero6472
    @bcgazero6472 5 років тому +21400

    when youre the protagonist's friend and your theme is more dark and menacing than the antagonist

    • @impazie
      @impazie 5 років тому +2598

      Anything is more dark than the pillar men's theme

    • @bcgazero6472
      @bcgazero6472 5 років тому +721

      @@impazie except for the jojos themes

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 4 роки тому +1959

      @@impazie Yet nothing is more menacing than to hear Aztec dubstep as three immortal buff men obliterate their opponents.

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 роки тому +287

      @@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 KING CRIMSON

    • @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339
      @netizenkuripangistanyolo3339 4 роки тому +394

      Yeah more like anti hero theme but all aside sometimes i want to see an intimidating protagonist sometimes well if i ever watch anime sometimes

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 4 роки тому +19978

    I was taking course in German history... Our teacher didn't mention the Nazi army helping the British to defeat Aztec gods.

    • @Anon-wh4ou
      @Anon-wh4ou 4 роки тому +1049

      I read some article about Nazis searching for portals to OG-Aryan-land so they might have fought Pillarmen and Hellboy.

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 роки тому +491

      I did German at GCSE, and we had to know a little bit about the history, why didnt my German teacher tells us about stroheim, when I went to Berlin in 2018, we learnt quite a bit about the nazi's and what the did, but it never mentioned them fighting Aztec gods.

    • @זהסודי-ה7מ
      @זהסודי-ה7מ 4 роки тому +150

      She's ENTIRELY WRONG

    • @bigspidermangamer7538
      @bigspidermangamer7538 4 роки тому +8

      because that didn't happen you idiot 😂

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 роки тому +280

      @@bigspidermangamer7538 stroheim wants a word with you, immediately

  • @nUt_
    @nUt_ 3 роки тому +7764

    "Holy shit Kars is going to kill Joseph!"
    *"Der mensch..."*

    • @elanon666
      @elanon666 3 роки тому +546

      "OH THANK GOD, HE'S HERE"

    • @gojihead3195
      @gojihead3195 3 роки тому +474

      @@elanon666 THANK GOD THE (german soldiers) IS HERE

    • @ajduwhdd3406
      @ajduwhdd3406 3 роки тому +193

      " *Der mensch ist böse* "...

    • @jeremyjoestar9443
      @jeremyjoestar9443 3 роки тому +137

      @@gojihead3195 top 10 phrases i thought I would never said in my live

    • @defaultuser6959
      @defaultuser6959 2 роки тому +77

      "THANK GOD THE GASSERS ARE HERE!"

  • @rau1488
    @rau1488 4 роки тому +5050

    Stroheim: Man is evil, Man must become stronger and eviler
    Pillar men: *AaAYayÄYä*

    • @pascalsoll4622
      @pascalsoll4622 4 роки тому +148

      Kars: 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓅

    • @redify9758
      @redify9758 4 роки тому +78

      No, stronger would be Starker, nice joke btw.
      Correction: Stronger would be Stärker. Thanks for correcting me.

    • @dankpotato8585
      @dankpotato8585 4 роки тому +61

      Kakyoin theme: *_heroic sound_*

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 4 роки тому +26

      @@dankpotato8585 he's a Legend

    • @lvateinn8258
      @lvateinn8258 3 роки тому +11

      @@redify9758 Stärker

  • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
    @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 роки тому +6650

    Pen: **Made in Germany**
    Me:

  • @Euthyphros
    @Euthyphros 4 роки тому +5967

    when the quiet kid in the class takes out his mechanical arm

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 4 роки тому +213

      A collective 'oh shit' ensues throughout the entire fucking school

    • @ilikewomen8367
      @ilikewomen8367 4 роки тому +142

      jesus christ what's that
      profile picture and name fit perfectly with your comment.

    • @alegzx
      @alegzx 4 роки тому +23

      I had the same face as your profile pic when i read your comment.

    • @jiajie4885
      @jiajie4885 4 роки тому +23

      Doitsu no kata owah sekai ichiiiii

    • @malvivente426
      @malvivente426 4 роки тому +30

      When the quiet kid hums this in class while polishing his robotic arm and then clicks his fingers and yells "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" and blinds over 75% of the class present with a UV light.

  • @cannabishornliu6119
    @cannabishornliu6119 3 роки тому +4056

    The Virgin Santana:
    -Dies by a reflection of sunlight
    The Chad Stroheim
    -Survived a grenade straight to the face

    • @stevefrommincraft3285
      @stevefrommincraft3285 2 роки тому +338

      survives kars but dies at stalingrad

    • @hipskydiver7394
      @hipskydiver7394 2 роки тому +166

      Santana is still alive. He is turned to stone and researched on by the speedwagon foundation

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 2 роки тому +206

      @@stevefrommincraft3285 by a soviet stand user

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 2 роки тому +56

      @@Nombrenooriginal Russia moments

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 2 роки тому +12

      @@Nombrenooriginal also we met again

  • @jalilsalomon5587
    @jalilsalomon5587 4 роки тому +12605

    Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 роки тому +694

      Then Doomslayer appears and defeats Mecha Hitler

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 4 роки тому +516

      @@mik3191
      Then B.J. Blascowicz and D. Slayer yeets mecha Hitler's rotting corpse into space with Kars

    • @kurapikakurutabr
      @kurapikakurutabr 4 роки тому +206

      But you have a stone mask, and turn on a vampire...

    • @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but
      @johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 4 роки тому +414

      I'm Argentinian, should I investigate further?

    • @willhem5668
      @willhem5668 4 роки тому +153

      Si loco me paso ayer

  • @luxxious4134
    @luxxious4134 4 роки тому +10227

    1930’s technology: ah yes cyborg
    1990’s technology: the best I can do is wheelchair

    • @shamtor7287
      @shamtor7287 4 роки тому +368

      wait was part 5 in 1990? i thought it was like 2010 lol i feel dumb now

    • @luxxious4134
      @luxxious4134 4 роки тому +481

      Shamtor The last obama defender nah I think it was early 2000’s but when polnareff was attacked I’m pretty sure it was late 90’s

    • @youraverageteaenjoyer.
      @youraverageteaenjoyer. 4 роки тому +27

      Oof

    • @saturnosaturn6526
      @saturnosaturn6526 4 роки тому +180

      Part 5 is in 2001 i think

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 4 роки тому +163

      The wiki said that part 5 takes place 2 years after part 4, and part 4 was 1999, so part 5 is 2001 you should fix your comment

  • @ganonmain907
    @ganonmain907 4 роки тому +4052

    Joseph telling stories of his younger years to josuke

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 4 роки тому +463

      "and then i crashed the plane in a volcano..."

    • @guilhermecavallari5881
      @guilhermecavallari5881 4 роки тому +224

      @@mihaiioc.3809 and send Kars to space

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 4 роки тому +270

      Josuke eats caeser salad josuke:hey old man you want some
      Joseph: shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzaaaaa
      Cough cough cough

    • @ganonmain907
      @ganonmain907 4 роки тому +48

      Around the time when your sister or step sister holly your nephews mom married a japanese man thats when i got jealous and cheated on your step mom and thats how i met your mother

    • @imsoasian.1717
      @imsoasian.1717 4 роки тому +42

      Josuke: okay boomer

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 роки тому +1610

    Part skippers will never know the sheer joy we felt when Joseph was close to dying and this theme played full blast

    • @oberlurch-handimations8628
      @oberlurch-handimations8628 Рік тому +168

      Thank god the, Cyborg Nazi is here!

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 Рік тому +17

      So true

    • @gianluco
      @gianluco Рік тому +53

      Every time I heard the first words I bursted out laughing, I love Stroheim

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 Рік тому

      ​@@oberlurch-handimations8628JoJo is probably the only show that unironically makes you go "Thank god, the Nazis are here."

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 10 місяців тому +56

      JoJo: The only anime where ominous german chanting is theme of GOOD guys

  • @martinbaraldilobe3334
    @martinbaraldilobe3334 4 роки тому +9195

    I like how stroheim being a "good guy" sets how evil the vilains of the series are.

    • @michawrona593
      @michawrona593 4 роки тому +874

      Whamuu isnt really evil tho

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 4 роки тому +921

      @@michawrona593 wamuu is a semi-good guy imo. At least he isn't such a dick as Kars

    • @TheJoker-pr5oh
      @TheJoker-pr5oh 4 роки тому +820

      @@slavojnini not really good but no evil hes just respectable

    • @mr.ogrelord9311
      @mr.ogrelord9311 4 роки тому +575

      Michał Wrona
      Whamuu is lawful evil

    • @slavojnini
      @slavojnini 4 роки тому +114

      @@mr.ogrelord9311 could you please explain what does that mean? I've seen things like chaotic good and shit all over internet and I still have no idea how it works

  • @Wabinator
    @Wabinator 4 роки тому +5002

    Stroheim: Gets injury which would kill any mere mortal like every time he's on screen
    Also Stroheim: So anyway i started blasting

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 4 роки тому +165

      My granduncle was a german infantry men in ww2 from 1939 to 1945 and had a habit to get sorayed by mg bullets and keeped going on.He died 1945 when he rescued his younger brother he got shot twice with a PTRS .Ps the brither was dead already and he was on a shit ton of drugs and used his mg as a club quite scary to be related to such amonster .Obviosly i am Stroheim fan.Because i can kinda see how he represents my granduncles exceot they wanted to protect the people at home and nothing more

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 4 роки тому +63

      @@peterwolf8395 well that escalated quickly

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 4 роки тому +41

      @@Prince_of_Despair true but its pretty scary

    • @alexdias4319
      @alexdias4319 4 роки тому +25

      @@peterwolf8395 He was a "German" cyborg

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 роки тому +26

      @@peterwolf8395
      I now see why my ancestors were so scared of the German people they advocated the territorial dismemberment and genocide of Germany. Guess the religion.

  • @YUH-uf8df
    @YUH-uf8df 4 роки тому +3867

    Pillar Men: Our theme is the coolest theme of Battle Tendency!
    Stroheim: *nein*

    • @perfectlysaneman6386
      @perfectlysaneman6386 4 роки тому +84

      *nein*

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 роки тому +212

      Honestly, both are badass. Pillar Men's theme mainly gives me the vibe of someone who is going to kick your ass, while Strohiem's gives me the feeling of no matter how much you try, you will never succeed in making him buckle a knee.

    • @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327
      @domenicodjjsjdjdjd8327 4 роки тому +47

      @@marshallbernarte8216 if i heard stroheim theme i would be pretty much dead

    • @conradpham
      @conradpham 4 роки тому +14

      I shit you not, Wham theme (Burning Colosseum) and Kar theme (Avalon) is tad better

    • @bruderalligator9608
      @bruderalligator9608 4 роки тому +13

      @@conradpham DAS IST VERRAT

  • @smallpp8891
    @smallpp8891 3 роки тому +890

    "The victors write the history books"
    Which is why they omitted the fact that German soldiers helped put down an ancient Aztec god smh

    • @princessmagilou
      @princessmagilou 3 роки тому +21

      lol indeed

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 роки тому +9

      On a serious note history really is full of liars, and true history is so much more interesting than the truncated and heavily editorialized parts that they teach in schools. Like did you know there was a legit humanitarian Nazi who called out the atrocities commited in Nanking, you won't learn about him in any conventional history textbooks. Gotta oversimplify morality for the plebs lest they start thinking for themselves.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 роки тому +8

      @I wanna be a samurai John Rabe.

  • @illtakethatasacompliment5839
    @illtakethatasacompliment5839 4 роки тому +5615

    Not gonna lie, I liked him almost as much as I liked Joseph.

  • @winterweasel425
    @winterweasel425 5 років тому +8965

    "Man is evil and will become better by becoming eviler" sounds like an awesome villain motivation

  • @rudolvonstroheim7747
    @rudolvonstroheim7747 4 роки тому +9727

    My theme is like german science...it's the best in the World!

    • @succerberg84
      @succerberg84 4 роки тому +324

      Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die Beste der Welt !!!

    • @officejetpro365x3
      @officejetpro365x3 4 роки тому +105

      We can do what ever we want!!!!

    • @Unertl28
      @Unertl28 4 роки тому +96

      Danke von Strölhiem

    • @saul2046
      @saul2046 4 роки тому +75

      Sekai Ichi!!!

    • @buki232
      @buki232 4 роки тому +47

      YES IT IS!

  • @AngelJin5799
    @AngelJin5799 3 роки тому +976

    Teacher: "Today we will learn about German history"
    Jojo fans:

  • @mafilzikaplay7615
    @mafilzikaplay7615 4 роки тому +5499

    when you are rejected by the art school:

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 роки тому +352

      "Proceeds to conquer all Europe without any militar knowledge" just to show off lol

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 4 роки тому +13

      @@amgism Hello God can you give me life
      so you can enter art school?
      yeeeess
      actually proceeds to conquer Europe like a boss

    • @scarceboy3430
      @scarceboy3430 3 роки тому +166

      @@amgism His generals who invented the blitzkrieg: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +106

      Hitler: Welp, I guess it's Genocide time *becomes a political*

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 роки тому +57

      The Art Teacher: 0:50

  • @samgafford2371
    @samgafford2371 4 роки тому +2559

    The Virgin Ironwood
    Vs.
    The Chad Stroheim

    • @MiggehA1
      @MiggehA1 4 роки тому +44

      by Ironwood do you mean from RWBY?

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 4 роки тому +71

      @@MiggehA1 exactly! That Ironwood is a real wet noodle I tell ya

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 роки тому +7

      Chaplain Mihgros The Wrathful maybe he meant iron wood as in iron man

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 4 роки тому +10

      @@wrytard3876 no. No. IronWOOD

    • @xenowarrior282
      @xenowarrior282 4 роки тому +48

      @@wrytard3876 I like how he even confirms that he was talking about Ironwood from RWBY and you still misinterpret it

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 4 роки тому +5352

    Stroheim was MVP through the whole arc. Even death and dismemberment didn't stop him.

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 роки тому +109

      Would have been great if he had any actual fights or was useful in the slightest

    • @БобровДаніїл
      @БобровДаніїл 4 роки тому +96

      Joseph killed three pillar men and sent one to space.He is real MVP

    • @magunsbovin5158
      @magunsbovin5158 4 роки тому +209

      I heard a rumor that Stroheim was killed by a stand user in the battle of Stalingrad

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 роки тому +120

      @@magunsbovin5158 killed at Stalingrad yes, stand user I don't know of that's confirmed or not

    • @smbxxer
      @smbxxer 4 роки тому +82

      @@BrendenTait8858 It is, Akari said it lol

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 3 роки тому +4566

    Ah yes, my favorite genre of music: *N I E T Z S C H E A N P H I L O S O P H Y*

    • @victormatyiku6685
      @victormatyiku6685 3 роки тому +14

      How so?

    • @rebelblade7159
      @rebelblade7159 3 роки тому +161

      @@victormatyiku6685 Lyrics include his quotes from what I have heard

    • @uri9528
      @uri9528 3 роки тому +54

      what I see? a MAN OF CULTURE

    • @breddie_is_rookie
      @breddie_is_rookie 2 роки тому +70

      Nietzsche denied any -isms from his ideas

    • @Nonrandomnumber
      @Nonrandomnumber 2 роки тому

      Well, co opted Nietzsche, nazis really dumbfucked him

  • @masonald7959
    @masonald7959 4 роки тому +4967

    People Learning French : "hon hon oui oui pee pee"
    People Learning Spanish: "aaaayyyy papi"
    *People Learning German*

    • @mcmuffin0339
      @mcmuffin0339 4 роки тому +238

      as a person that speaks spanish the "AAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPI" make me laught xd

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 роки тому +221

      *O U I O U I*
      *P E E P E E*

    • @Mestoyo
      @Mestoyo 4 роки тому +200

      As an Polnareff, i feel offended
      Je vous présente votre meurtrier, Silver Chariot.

    • @fucsiasquid
      @fucsiasquid 4 роки тому +76

      DER MENSCH, IST BÖSE

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 4 роки тому +152

      People learning Japanese: *insert Yoshikage Kira self-introduction

  • @tamago31017
    @tamago31017 5 років тому +2232

    This theme is SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @paulchan171
      @paulchan171 5 років тому +75

      IT'S DEUTSCHE NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

    • @GresSimJa
      @GresSimJa 4 роки тому +54

      BRRRAAAAAKA MONO GA

    • @karenguardian4301
      @karenguardian4301 4 роки тому +27

      @@GresSimJa DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA SEKAI ICHI

    • @Akogiri
      @Akogiri 4 роки тому +1

      Ew weeb

    • @TtheWhimsical
      @TtheWhimsical 4 роки тому +2

      1k likes to you. No problem.

  • @reptilian9201
    @reptilian9201 4 роки тому +979

    When you think about it, Stroheim lost at least 5 legs in his life.

    • @blitzkrieg7353
      @blitzkrieg7353 4 роки тому +127

      He said that he would sacrifice 2 or 3 legs to end with the pillar men problem
      He truly was a hero

    • @jaytheartman610
      @jaytheartman610 4 роки тому +53

      and yet he never managed to skip leg day

    • @davinky7595
      @davinky7595 3 роки тому +59

      part 1 and 2 characters: *loses 3 limbs and loses half of his head* tis but a scratch
      other parts: owe hole on me tummy wummy

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 3 роки тому +7

      F in the chat boys for his poor legs

    • @Mrsrandomwhat69
      @Mrsrandomwhat69 3 роки тому +3

      F

  • @spooky_lxix9042
    @spooky_lxix9042 3 роки тому +5768

    Stroheim and Speedwagon should get their own JoJo part

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 3 роки тому +69

      True 😏

    • @jessepurplJesusIsKing
      @jessepurplJesusIsKing 3 роки тому +372

      Speedwagon’s adventures in ogre street and Stroheim fighting on the front lines of ww2

    • @darkflash3593
      @darkflash3593 3 роки тому +157

      If you think about it then the 2 arnt that different. Both had a dark past but then helped a jojo the best they could and most importantly: DEUTSCHE WISSENSCHAFT IST DIE BESTE DER WELT!!!

    • @waterbottle8161
      @waterbottle8161 3 роки тому +37

      i can hear your pfp...

    • @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965
      @ghetmaythangattenmadailoan5965 3 роки тому +54

      Stroheim actually have his own comic which is called "Sunset Justice"

  • @donbasuradenuevo
    @donbasuradenuevo 4 роки тому +1508

    Jojo: The only series where one can say "Thank goodness the Nazi are here".

    • @youmadbro9402
      @youmadbro9402 3 роки тому +33

      I also said that when watching the ww2 documentary

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 роки тому +56

      @Cristofer Andrade Interestingly enough there was a a nazi who actually called out the crimes against humanity perpetrated in Nanking and is still considered something of a folk hero in that region. History is weird like that, just like humanity.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 роки тому +10

      @@GodOfOrphans History is just a conglomerate of perceived views and interpretations. Some of them are facts, but who can definitely say what exactly George Washington as an example was thinking? Maybe he was a despicable murderous madman? Could be. Noone knows, and if someone could know, it´s just their own view, not necessarily a fact. The same reason why a nazi can be perceived as a folk hero in a certain region in the world, or why Africa is seen as this poor war-ridden country that´s being helped instead of it being sabotaged and plundered by its perceived "saviors".

    • @Sh1ryyu
      @Sh1ryyu 2 роки тому +5

      @@youmadbro9402 hold up

    • @geto-the-goat
      @geto-the-goat 2 роки тому +1

      I fell like this is stolen but I’m not here to judge

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +9275

    Broke: Imagine if Caesar was in Part 3.
    Woke: Imagine if Stroheim was in Part 3.

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 4 роки тому +1746

      Stroheim with a stand would make any villain obsolete due to his sheer power.

    • @Mr.milestone
      @Mr.milestone 4 роки тому +426

      He would be like 90 though

    • @dominicmesser2425
      @dominicmesser2425 4 роки тому +1558

      @@Mr.milestone he's a Nazi cyborg, with his German science (the best in the world) he could probably find a way around aging.

    • @OsamaKhan-we7xi
      @OsamaKhan-we7xi 4 роки тому +429

      Imagine if he is the main character of every Jojo bizarre adventure

    • @goldendoor7456
      @goldendoor7456 4 роки тому +408

      @@Mr.milestone actually 83. He was 33 in Battle Tendency

  • @Katsuyami_
    @Katsuyami_ 4 роки тому +1568

    Sombody: Stroheim is a terrible character
    Me and the boys: *propaganda plays*

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 4 роки тому +38

      Somebody: Uhhh, did I say “terrible?” I meant, “terrifying...ly awesome?” Heheheh...I’m in danger.

    • @yoyosposting9606
      @yoyosposting9606 4 роки тому +30

      If i hear someone saying that, there is just one answer...
      *YOU UTTER FOOL¡*

    • @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595
      @rudolvonstroheimjojobattle9595 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you 😎

    • @larry9493
      @larry9493 4 роки тому +15

      If someone says strohiem is a bad character I will go out of my way to beat them up like how Jotaro beat Steely Dan

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 4 роки тому +6

      Me talking to that somebody who talk trash about Stroheim:
      You need to mouth shut

  • @_b001
    @_b001 3 роки тому +396

    I like how he pops out of nowhere and steals the moment is every episode he's present, awesome character.

  • @virulentMachine
    @virulentMachine 4 роки тому +538

    what if you, wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, but germany said "DER MENSCH IST BÖSE"

    • @theheadacheking4869
      @theheadacheking4869 4 роки тому +16

      well actually germany enabled Kars to become the ultimate lifeform, however unintentionally.

    • @oom-1828
      @oom-1828 4 роки тому +2

      That’s when you send ZE DICKER MAX

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 роки тому +2

      Sad thing is in germany jojo isnt really popular

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 роки тому +1

      godza die zahl der nazis steigt in Deutschland immer höher

  • @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq
    @JorgeGarcia-gi8iq 4 роки тому +483

    When the doctor says that you need a mechanical prostetic arm

    • @somerandommexican5681
      @somerandommexican5681 4 роки тому +6

      And your I. Germany

    • @stolaslikestea6169
      @stolaslikestea6169 4 роки тому +12

      And they send you to Germany.

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 роки тому +1

      @@stolaslikestea6169 if I was a German cyborg I would retake the Rheimstain base in Germany and form the Tecno-Germanic Empire and Nuke Italy and Allie with Japan

    • @buzzlightyear6960
      @buzzlightyear6960 4 роки тому

      This might be relatable to someone

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 4 роки тому

      @@v.7726 but wasn’t Italy also an ally of Germany in World War 2? Also I’m pretty sure Germany is already allies with Japan

  • @spectolder8536
    @spectolder8536 4 роки тому +8519

    The fans: C'mon, Stronheim aint that bad, he helped to save the world!
    Stronheim: **OFFSCREEN WAR CRIME INTENSIFIES**

    • @malum1424
      @malum1424 3 роки тому +1253

      Araki does this alot where a character will have a totally different personality after their first encounter with the JoJo of the part
      Speedwagon: from London street rat robbing people to basically robin for Johnathon
      Stroheim: nazi to cyborg hero with balls of steel before they got blown off
      Polnareff: edgy revenge story to polnareff
      Rohan: licking spiders to koichis dad
      Buccaraitti: face licking mad man to mommy of the group
      I. S e n s e. A. P a t t e r n

    • @spectolder8536
      @spectolder8536 3 роки тому +735

      Well, except nothing in Stronheim's behavior indicates that he stopped being a Nazi. Still the ultra-right "Deutschland Uber Alles" worldview, still the low regard for safety of the people around him, unless they matter. The fact that he realized the vampires to be the bigger threat and cooperated with a neutral power to ensure his country's safety didn't stop him from going to Stalingrad.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +104

      That's why he's the best :D

    • @mindblower8774
      @mindblower8774 3 роки тому +116

      @@malum1424 hermis: a thief
      Gyro:executionar.
      Yashuo: tooru's ex (part 8 main villan)

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 роки тому +130

      *Murder of Mexicans is not considered war crime, Spec Tolder confirms - more at Five*

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 3 роки тому +327

    The lyrics are quoting Nietzsche.
    _The lyrics are literally fucking quoting Nietzsche._

    • @yourveryownlocalmoron6874
      @yourveryownlocalmoron6874 Місяць тому +2

      I'm reading Zarathustra rn and started genuinely tweaking when I read that part. I eard a guy say it before but I thought it's some asspull some idiot started spreading, but it's fucking real

  • @allmachtigervater8313
    @allmachtigervater8313 4 роки тому +2781

    Hitler after he realized that he is a jojo reference

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 роки тому +202

      I still wish Stroheim had an appearance in Part 3 with a stand called "Rammstein"
      But once again Stalingrad ruined my hopes
      *sad german noises*

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 3 роки тому +14

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma I really wish he survived and went to Argentina or something like that

    • @jamvously7170
      @jamvously7170 3 роки тому +97

      @@DefinitelyNotEmma Well I mean, he got killed by a Soviet Stand User, which is kinda a badass way to go.

    • @diophobe4958
      @diophobe4958 3 роки тому +17

      @@jamvously7170 so there was a stand user in the 1800's!?!?!?

    • @blazingtrs6348
      @blazingtrs6348 3 роки тому +29

      @@diophobe4958 there have been stand users for thousands of years

  • @Borizz183
    @Borizz183 3 роки тому +1636

    If you listen close enough you can hear Poland screaming in fear

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 4 роки тому +4520

    The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s.
    The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 роки тому +418

      The German science is just much better than french science

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 роки тому +53

      Fleur YES of course

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 4 роки тому +49

      What french science is everybody talking about??

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 4 роки тому +112

      @@awol6574 Pollnareff's prosthetic legs

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 4 роки тому +24

      Arya Majumder science in franc is bad in all fields of science

  • @sillybilly2796
    @sillybilly2796 3 роки тому +1408

    Strohiem is definitely one of the best written characters

    • @LORDSofCHAOS333
      @LORDSofCHAOS333 3 роки тому +127

      He is so underatted considering that he helped jojo grandpa .
      To fight a freaking god on a volcano .
      Like damn

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 2 роки тому +73

      Definitely one of the best written nazis.

    • @shotaaizawa1206
      @shotaaizawa1206 2 роки тому +61

      he geniunly is a fun character
      and surprisngly nice

    • @parkeryeager8622
      @parkeryeager8622 7 місяців тому +6

      God damn right he is, he's a product of GERMAN TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @ShinkinNoMakai
    @ShinkinNoMakai 4 роки тому +4308

    This all happened because a boy was rejected from art school

  • @sirius6738
    @sirius6738 4 роки тому +1751

    Did you know that technically, the nazi salute is a Jojo pose ?

    • @iaminyourwalls2211
      @iaminyourwalls2211 4 роки тому +218

      Everything is a jojo reference. This is hopefully common knowledge by now

    • @ipoopthecar6506
      @ipoopthecar6506 4 роки тому +133

      The very fact that the Universe exists is a JoJo reference

    • @extravirginoliveoil2
      @extravirginoliveoil2 4 роки тому +124

      hitler is a jojo character

    • @samuelmoravcik3401
      @samuelmoravcik3401 4 роки тому +78

      Being Nazi is Jojo reference

    • @diobrando1155
      @diobrando1155 4 роки тому +9

      @@samuelmoravcik3401 hej nejsi náhodou čech

  • @kallekulmala1876
    @kallekulmala1876 4 роки тому +695

    "Did you die?"
    Stroheim: "Sadly yes.... *BUT I LIVED*

  • @th3ra83
    @th3ra83 2 роки тому +113

    Virgin Caesar
    -Have family Issues and Revenge Issue
    -Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact
    -Needs Hamon to be relevant
    Chad Stroheim
    -Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy
    -Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army
    -What is Hamon? German Technology is the best

    • @xminus5561
      @xminus5561 4 місяці тому +4

      Helps defeating a God in a Volcano.

  • @Sempervxrens
    @Sempervxrens 4 роки тому +563

    When your DNA Test says that you are 1% german:

    • @mirnaacosta6125
      @mirnaacosta6125 3 роки тому +39

      Am 1 percent german
      100 PERCENT STROHEIM

    • @lightsabercollector3096
      @lightsabercollector3096 3 роки тому +7

      that means youre 1% nazi

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 роки тому +2

      @@lightsabercollector3096 perhaps

    • @eptah1054
      @eptah1054 3 роки тому +3

      @nightmare night he was complimenting u

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo 3 роки тому +9

      @nightmare night yeah right grandpa, let get you back into Argentina, you aren’t supposed to be in Germany!

  • @bees8328
    @bees8328 4 роки тому +4160

    other people: giornos theme is the best
    me, an intellectual:

    • @adam009ss5
      @adam009ss5 4 роки тому +105

      DER MENSCH IST BOSE

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 4 роки тому +78

      Pillar Men theme is the best

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 роки тому +101

      @@adam009ss5 BRRRRAAAKA MONOGA!

    • @adam009ss5
      @adam009ss5 4 роки тому +51

      @@amgism WE HAVE A BEST GERMAN TECHNOLOGY

    • @dachu7505
      @dachu7505 4 роки тому +17

      @@adam009ss5Achtung achtung! I see someone is watching in dubbed version

  • @rudolvonstroheim7733
    @rudolvonstroheim7733 4 роки тому +2967

    What I love the most is that David Productions actually had the lyrics in German

    • @majorscipio7222
      @majorscipio7222 3 роки тому +316

      What is even more genius is that the lyrics quote Nietzsche when he talks about the 'Übermensch'.

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 роки тому +62

      @@mollyeee2384 very far off actually, eniugh ti understand but you can definetly tell, how they pronounce stuff lick ich as ish instead of ick is the most obvious tell

    • @kingdomofentertainment5513
      @kingdomofentertainment5513 3 роки тому +49

      @@mollyeee2384 I'm German and I don't even understand a single Wort cause of the accent lol

    • @failure3653
      @failure3653 3 роки тому +45

      This is what ppl cant understand...
      David Productions has nothing to do with OST, its all belonging to Taku Iwasaki the composer, the studio was just a union of staff

    • @sgt.mcmuffins6912
      @sgt.mcmuffins6912 3 роки тому +16

      @@kingdomofentertainment5513 while listening to it in the anime, I couldn’t understand it while Stroheim was talking. When I listened to this just the soundtrack by its self that’s when I noticed that it was in German and it took me 5 listens to notice it

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 3 роки тому +132

    _“Sorry, I think you're not good for being a painter”_
    *That Austrian kid born in 1889 :*

    • @222Cooler
      @222Cooler 8 місяців тому +6

      that was the year jonathan died lmao wtf.

    • @MecitGames
      @MecitGames 2 місяці тому +1

      At the same time. 101 years after the birth of Hitler, an painter born in the neighboring country of Switzerland and defending the Nazis is also born.

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 роки тому +5249

    Stroheim: Helps Joseph defeat the Pillar Man and is quite a reliable guy despite being a literal nazi
    His theme song: *M A N I S E V I L*

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 4 роки тому +228

      technically it translates to the human is evil

    • @phucphangiatoan4873
      @phucphangiatoan4873 4 роки тому +116

      Human is evil
      -A cool Chinese dude back in the Spring and Autumn period-

    • @SixesSeven
      @SixesSeven 4 роки тому +53

      schnitzel

    • @primalreversion7034
      @primalreversion7034 4 роки тому +160

      I wouldn’t call him respectable. I’d call him a villain in any other story, but an ally by circumstance here.

    • @sakoz7650
      @sakoz7650 4 роки тому +108

      @@primalreversion7034 He did kinda save the world from Tesla's Kars. Although he did die in the line of duty somehow and the Germans never won WWII

  • @CrownedLizard
    @CrownedLizard 4 роки тому +281

    When the medic dominates the entire enemy team on tf2:

    • @theunforgivensoldier4137
      @theunforgivensoldier4137 4 роки тому +10

      I can imagine the medic with his team behind him on upward just walking towards the last red which is a heavy and after finding said heavy medic becomes super buff and then lifts him up after shooting him to one health with the cross bow and then kicking him off the cliff in a cinematic way

    • @bayross3562
      @bayross3562 4 роки тому +12

      THAT WAS NOT MEDECINE!

    • @icewalker1185
      @icewalker1185 4 роки тому +9

      HAHAHA WHAT A BLOODBATH!!!

    • @shadowgamming3887
      @shadowgamming3887 4 роки тому +6

      FFFFFFOOOOOLL!

    • @GamingwithRama
      @GamingwithRama 4 роки тому +8

      FFFFFOOL, GERMAN MEDICS ARE THE FINEST IN ZA WARUDO

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 роки тому +774

    Battle Tendency in a nutshell: a british, and a German fight ancient Mexican Aztec Demi-Gods in Italy while all are speaking Japanese... oh yeah, and there's Caesar

  • @syouji185
    @syouji185 Рік тому +415

    Fun fact: Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was super popular among the fans that they made Germany into a real country

    • @maxim-gross8203
      @maxim-gross8203 Рік тому +34

      yeah thanks to jojo fans i can live as a german

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys Рік тому +33

      They even recreated the Nazis

    • @Wandering_Weeb
      @Wandering_Weeb 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Aurora-bv1ysbut it didn't turn out very well

    • @martinlacunza5250
      @martinlacunza5250 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Wandering_Weeb The rest of the world wasnt ready For jojo 😔

    • @Kukiso-em6ht
      @Kukiso-em6ht 7 місяців тому +3

      It's true and I only get paid 50€ to play one of them

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 4 роки тому +3197

    The virgin smokey:
    Does nothing
    Not a quality Jobro
    Doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique
    The Chad Nazi:
    Assists in defeating the main villain
    Quality Jobro
    Follows the Joestar Secret technique

    • @lavander5473
      @lavander5473 3 роки тому +306

      Actually your wrong about the “doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique”. While Joseph was fighting Straits, Smokey told him to keep running instead of fighting him. Plus, Smokey ran with Jojo. Thus, he actually doesn’t despise the technique.

    • @daffa7369
      @daffa7369 3 роки тому +358

      Actually smokey is a Chad since he become Obama

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 3 роки тому +54

      @@daffa7369 True 😂

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 роки тому +192

      Fianly, after 15 year i finaly found it.
      Obama last name
      Obama Smokey

    • @agentwolfo101
      @agentwolfo101 3 роки тому +32

      @@LS9646 technically it would be Obama Brown, but still funny non the less.

  • @Wroxal
    @Wroxal 4 роки тому +350

    When you realise Germany is a JoJo reference:

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 роки тому +11

      My life is a JoJO reference

    • @schrodinger6051
      @schrodinger6051 3 роки тому +3

      @@LS9646 j a w o h l

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 3 роки тому +2

      everything is a jojo reference

  • @rishabhlalvani1809
    @rishabhlalvani1809 4 роки тому +318

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure battle tendency is the only show that makes you go "Thank god the Nazis are here"

    • @stardustboi5309
      @stardustboi5309 3 роки тому +17

      Someone is going to Take that Out of context

    • @tophatbob7571
      @tophatbob7571 3 роки тому +2

      Why are there no russians

    • @dowowowowowow7878
      @dowowowowowow7878 3 роки тому +2

      @that bizarre JoJo fan part 8

    • @mossyrocks1096
      @mossyrocks1096 3 роки тому +6

      Smokey and Speedwagon sitting on the sidelines like: y’know if the pillarmen weren’t here right now we’d be dead meat right now

  • @dannya1854
    @dannya1854 4 місяці тому +40

    I love characters that are objectively evil but due to converging interests end up helping the protagonist.

  • @im_nottelling_my_name_8832
    @im_nottelling_my_name_8832 4 роки тому +392

    Someone: (Insert JoBro name here) has the best theme song
    Strolheim's theme: YOU UTTER FOOL

  • @massimozanini8909
    @massimozanini8909 4 роки тому +504

    Stand user: Rudol von Stroheim
    Stand name: GERMAN SCIENCE
    Stand ability: is the finest in the world

    • @keimura
      @keimura 4 роки тому +14

      SEKAI ICHI!!!!

    • @jjmc4678
      @jjmc4678 4 роки тому +4

      I remember I made a custom stand for him, I think it was called "heil Hitler dir" which if I remember was a Nazi Germany song to Hitler

    • @GhostxHours
      @GhostxHours 4 роки тому +11

      [STAND NAME]: Rammstein
      [STAND USER]: Von Stroheim

    • @metatron6366
      @metatron6366 4 роки тому +3

      Power: German Science
      Speed:German Science
      Presicion: German Science
      Potential: German Science
      Durability: what do you wait? SEKAI ICHI, is the finest science
      (German Science means in Taka Taka The World Finest technology)

  • @untendohd1377
    @untendohd1377 4 роки тому +890

    Battle Tendency: *doesn‘t have a German Dub*
    JoJo Fans:
    Edit: I know that there is a German Dub nowadays

    • @mizukikatsuart
      @mizukikatsuart 4 роки тому +50

      well it's actually sad, I really wanted to listen to Stroheim in German dub buuuuut :( ugh they could make it only for him at least lol xD

    • @agguwaggu
      @agguwaggu 3 роки тому +20

      @@mizukikatsuart actually a dub is coming 2021 I think but dont set high hopes (and you can buy the manga in german soon too I think)

    • @LS9646
      @LS9646 3 роки тому +24

      @@mizukikatsuart Im quite worried about the quality of the dun since Germany has strict rules against showing Nazi symbolis especially when portaying them in good light.
      Maybe we will Finaly have the true "Deutsche Wissenschaft ist die der Welt" or we will have some poor bastardisation of what we know him to be.

    • @mizukikatsuart
      @mizukikatsuart 3 роки тому +16

      @@LS9646 it's sad because it's just an anime, but yeah we know the rules :( also they could censure everything "bad", like nazi symbols, but gooosh Stroheim is the best character and jobro here and if I remember correctly he didn't say anything "bad". It's sad that we don't have a chance to listen to him speaking his native language :/

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 3 роки тому +4

      let's keep it that way. german anime-dubs have a tendency of sucking ass. not to mention that they'd have to censor EVERYTHING nazi-related. like, look up what they did to the latest wolfenstein-game. it's...just an absolute bastardisation

  • @aidanshea5942
    @aidanshea5942 3 роки тому +439

    Disney now: "We fully condemn Fascism (Unless China is doing it)"
    Disney in the 1930s:

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 3 роки тому

      China is Commie, not Fash

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 роки тому +39

      The China part is quite accurate.

    • @JVCS-b6z
      @JVCS-b6z 2 роки тому +25

      I mean, that one donald duck short that people shit so much on for showing donald as a nazi was actually an anti nazi propaganda, wich was shown at the end of the episode that everybody probably didn't see

    • @TovKafur
      @TovKafur Рік тому

      Not every dictatorship is Fascist lol. Fascism is defined first and foremost by a modernist attempt to reshape society in image of long-past times, like Mussolini tried to reform the Roman Empire, Hitler taking inspiration from old Reichs and Germanic paganism, and so on. This is not what Chinese do at all. Please stop using Fascism as term for every regime you don't like, it ends with Putin calling Ukraine Nazi because... uhhh... everyone hates Nazis right?

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 Рік тому +22

      @@TovKafur I don't think that's what "first and foremost" defines fascism, and the CCP has gone from destroying China's traditional culture during the Cultural Revolution to presenting itself as the protector of Chinese culture today, and encourages Han chauvinism, so yes, China is fascist.

  • @xxantosixx91
    @xxantosixx91 4 роки тому +336

    Kars: I am a ultimate life form!
    Stroheim: BAKAMONO GA!!! I am a Übermensch!!!

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 4 роки тому +682

    1:33
    GERMAN BASS LINES ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

  • @dhfiwxjf
    @dhfiwxjf 3 роки тому +339

    Everybody Gangsta until the quiet kid brings his German grandpa to school

  • @Arman-sr2gu
    @Arman-sr2gu 2 роки тому +126

    Hits different for a german who is studying engineering.

  • @megathot3734
    @megathot3734 4 роки тому +1390

    I'm not kidding when I say that this literally helped me get an A in my German class

    • @memepower641
      @memepower641 4 роки тому +104

      r/madlads

    • @emmtea108
      @emmtea108 4 роки тому +57

      @@memepower641 subreddit linker on UA-cam

    • @raizer1946
      @raizer1946 4 роки тому +121

      Stronheim would be so proud of you

    • @lelegold4178
      @lelegold4178 4 роки тому +7

      how
      the grammar is terrible

    • @schoolstablet100
      @schoolstablet100 4 роки тому +40

      @@lelegold4178 the quotes are wrote by a literal german

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 4 роки тому +1370

    When you look up "JoJo Nazi" on UA-cam and JoJo Rabbit comes up instead
    *Reality is often disappointing*

    • @josethethinket9819
      @josethethinket9819 4 роки тому +51

      Correction:German Soldier

    • @bigeloo2668
      @bigeloo2668 4 роки тому +73

      JoJo rabbit is a pretty good movie though

    • @mayor6366
      @mayor6366 4 роки тому +36

      bigeloo Yeah, also Captain K is basically just Stroheim except without the cyborg part

    • @gamingtime468
      @gamingtime468 4 роки тому +17

      And both Stroheim and Johannes took a grenade to the face and survived.

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 роки тому +2

      All together pretty good movie

  • @toofuntimefreddy896
    @toofuntimefreddy896 4 роки тому +471

    When you watch a Volkswagen commercial.

    • @kingtero979
      @kingtero979 4 роки тому +12

      Hitler directed the program that made the beetle like the car

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 3 роки тому +10

      @@kingtero979 that pretty much in the name "Volkswagen". Which means car for the people.
      As of the Käfer, the correct name in English is the VW Bug. The beetle is the modern variant.

    • @mlgredpanda7654
      @mlgredpanda7654 3 роки тому +5

      German science is the best in the world!

    • @Jackpotm4n
      @Jackpotm4n 3 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @Hexic920
    @Hexic920 3 роки тому +228

    I'm still wondering how Germany managed too lose world war 2 with engineering like this.

    • @azvamethia9274
      @azvamethia9274 3 роки тому +54

      The Power of Russian Vodka

    • @davector3743
      @davector3743 3 роки тому +39

      Enemy stando

    • @budala3831
      @budala3831 3 роки тому +13

      They couldn't realy make a full cyborg body, but their engineering was awesome.

    • @whatanuke5822
      @whatanuke5822 3 роки тому +6

      A lot of alcolholic russians

    • @ВалентинТерентьев-п4р
      @ВалентинТерентьев-п4р 3 роки тому +3

      Our engineering was better, by the way. Cheap to produce, yet effective designs. Engineering is not about overcomplication.

  • @thnkng
    @thnkng 4 роки тому +1512

    Welcome to JoJo.
    The anime that has managed to get away with rooting for an actual Nazi, without anyone trying to cancel Araki over it.
    This is the power of Japan.

    • @hasnicktir5310
      @hasnicktir5310 4 роки тому +107

      No its da power of araki

    • @r.a1301
      @r.a1301 4 роки тому +157

      Japanese media > Hollywood or any other western media

    • @tabbyarts3670
      @tabbyarts3670 4 роки тому +73

      YOU UTTER FOOL! JAPANESE WRITING IS THE FINEST WRITING IN THE WORLD

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 4 роки тому +77

      @@tabbyarts3670 this message was approved by rohan kishibe

    • @afallenhuman
      @afallenhuman 4 роки тому +15

      Kono Power da!

  • @doubleoof7907
    @doubleoof7907 4 роки тому +340

    Imagin Stroheim with a Stand.
    It’d probably be a badass tank that can summon any conceivable weapon known to man.

    • @gamingmimigma4001
      @gamingmimigma4001 4 роки тому +11

      It would be called KZ

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 роки тому +38

      Mason Adams Bad Company but the soldiers are full sized.

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 роки тому +32

      Since lots of Stand names come from bands, it’d probably be Led Zeppelin.

    • @spidermaneatingsomefood1655
      @spidermaneatingsomefood1655 4 роки тому +17

      @@doubleoof7907 it would also make alot of sense since the germans used zeppelins in world war 1

    • @vermillion6159
      @vermillion6159 4 роки тому +22

      @@doubleoof7907 not just band names, but song names as well. I'd go with Panzerkampf (a Sabaton song)

  • @jjbafan5727
    @jjbafan5727 4 роки тому +368

    When the quiet German kid comes to school with this song
    Quiet American kid: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle shall be legendary
    Everyone else: *HEAVY SWEATING*

  • @SojuLast
    @SojuLast 2 роки тому +163

    I would love to see a JoJo spinoff about Stroheim’s life and adventures

    • @Wandering_Star_Dust
      @Wandering_Star_Dust 2 роки тому +65

      JoJo's War Crimes Adventures

    • @karaltar7914
      @karaltar7914 2 роки тому +18

      Ah yes the adventures of ww1 and ww2

    • @H-H777
      @H-H777 Рік тому +15

      I wanna see who was that beast that managed to kill stroheim in stalingrad

    • @fantchaisoda
      @fantchaisoda Рік тому +4

      I wanna see him fighting in Poland!

    • @SojuLast
      @SojuLast Рік тому +4

      @@H-H777 A Soviet Cyborg drunk on a couple liters of Vodka armed with Kalashnikovs and a 31.5 caliber main cannon of a Soviet T-34. Shielded from the harsh Russian winters and bullets by a thick barbarous bear cloak carved out of brown bear hide.

  • @tududu6681
    @tududu6681 4 роки тому +496

    bully: * bullying *
    random kid: nooooo why u do this 😿😿
    the quiet german kid: *Der mensh ist böse.*

    • @doctorbeans9274
      @doctorbeans9274 4 роки тому +17

      *Mensch

    • @waIdemar44
      @waIdemar44 4 роки тому +19

      *pulls out a Luger from his bag with malicious intent*

    • @doctorbeans9274
      @doctorbeans9274 4 роки тому +3

      yeah and?
      What r u gonna do with that tho lol
      Yes I know how you meant it

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 4 роки тому +5

      SEKAI ICHIIIII

    • @trollman-bx6jx
      @trollman-bx6jx 4 роки тому +1

      I saw this comment on another video
      But with no lyrics on stroheim’s theme
      And that comment only got like, 3 likes

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 4 роки тому +3389

    German scientist: So you want cybernetic enhancements?
    Stroheim: Ja.
    German scientist: Okay. What enhancements fo you want?
    Stroheim: *Ja.*

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 роки тому +72

      DEUTSCH NATURWISSENCHAFT IST WUNDERCHÖN!!!

    • @jesshillary4891
      @jesshillary4891 4 роки тому +16

      Lol "ja" means yed

    • @Rocco1506
      @Rocco1506 4 роки тому +29

      Spanish laugh be like: Ja

    • @amgism
      @amgism 4 роки тому +18

      @@Rocco1506 portuguese "already" be like: já

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 4 роки тому +4

      *JA*

  • @DanilaTheBeast
    @DanilaTheBeast 4 роки тому +1620

    When your history teacher talking about German's experiments in XX
    Girls: that's scary
    Boys: wow...
    The german boy in class:

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +218

      Jewish kid: why do I hear boss music

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 4 роки тому +16

      @@Foxdidnothingwrong nice

    • @sigynfoxy69
      @sigynfoxy69 4 роки тому +59

      The history freak in class that can draw:
      my time...it has come

    • @christianandresschafer1269
      @christianandresschafer1269 4 роки тому +48

      The kid of Poland : Gues I will die

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 роки тому +51

      The japanese kid from Hiroshima: **exist**
      The american kid:

  • @louisgantengsedunia4597
    @louisgantengsedunia4597 3 роки тому +292

    Imagine if stroheim succesfully take over stalingrad

    • @hunterfox3734
      @hunterfox3734 3 роки тому +42

      If in that reality diavolo died, it is canon

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 роки тому +8

      @@hunterfox3734 we won’t need Diavolo to suffer anymore with the power of D4C

    • @zforzorro8956
      @zforzorro8956 2 роки тому +7

      Storheim as Fuhrer

    • @ernestorivas3764
      @ernestorivas3764 2 роки тому +12

      Wolfenstein, but with stands

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо 2 роки тому +5

      @@ernestorivas3764
      Stand user: B.J. Blazkowicz
      Stand name: [WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas 4 роки тому +618

    This actually makes a hell of a lot of sense when you remember Stroheim's character.
    The quotes are mostly Nietzche, who insisted that if mankind was to survive, it would have to become stronger - a species of conquerers, if you will - hence, more evil. Stroheim with his becoming a Cyborg quite literally embodies taking that mindset to heart. Like he says, he's become the peak and pride of German science.

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 2 роки тому

      I think diferent
      Stroheim you can considerer a good people with his allies and apart people
      But his ideology wants to eliminate al morality to do everything to beat their enemies

    • @dfntly_not_rohan
      @dfntly_not_rohan 2 роки тому +16

      Okay so technically speaking, Stroheim is the first being to achieve the status of Ultimate Lifeform

    • @DrTofu83
      @DrTofu83 2 роки тому +45

      Also, in a way it's exactly what Stroheim did.
      He was evil. Well, despicable. Ten minutes after his first appearance goes around feeding people to the Pillar Men, threatening girls and, well, he's a fri**in Nazi.
      The literal embodiement of evil. Then he gets worse. By getting worse, he gets blown up in a zillion pieces.
      By becoming worse, he "gets better", that is return realizing that if the Pillar Men are left unchecked there would not be a human race anymore and helps Jojo.
      "The man is evil. By becoming even worse, he can get better"

  • @CoconutNucifera
    @CoconutNucifera 4 роки тому +406

    "Man must become better and eviler."
    GeNtAlMeN, i'M gOiNg To SaY tHe N WoRd.

  • @patrickgheorghiescu3224
    @patrickgheorghiescu3224 4 роки тому +292

    When you rank first as Medic

    • @AntiCaesarReal
      @AntiCaesarReal 4 роки тому +31

      That one TF2 comment in a JoJo comment section. What a sight

    • @rebeccabrowne5855
      @rebeccabrowne5855 4 роки тому +8

      I smell jojo

    • @rebeccabrowne5855
      @rebeccabrowne5855 4 роки тому +5

      Is nice

    • @icewalker1185
      @icewalker1185 4 роки тому +10

      I AM THE ÜBERMENSCH !!!

    • @elementallord7767
      @elementallord7767 4 роки тому +3

      Top play as Mercy, or top of the leaderboard as Medic deserve this theme
      The most beautiful thing is that I’ve done both.

  • @footballnotsooccer600
    @footballnotsooccer600 3 роки тому +75

    Jokes a side the most underrated jojo character his development was great and he was really entertaining to have around.

  • @oinkleberry
    @oinkleberry 4 роки тому +2796

    Stroheim is probably my favorite fictional Nazi of all time. A true anti-hero, not some guy who is half-heartedly a hero, but a guy who has a legitimately evil ideology but still aids in saving the world nonetheless because he has wants and cares like any other human being. He isn't "NAZIS R BAD" guy. He's "Nazi's were people too" guy. Plus he's a cyborg with a fucking UV eye-laser LMAO.

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 4 роки тому +311

      This is one of the rare occasions where you can make an SS officer who is doing some pretty screw up stuff a fan favorite

    • @Mestoyo
      @Mestoyo 4 роки тому +156

      And died in Stalingrad, killed by a soviet peasant with a PTRD

    • @brunodimaggio9946
      @brunodimaggio9946 4 роки тому +85

      @@Mestoyo No, He died because he didint charge his battery, and out of ammo, and Thr Heavy, but then they die.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 роки тому +93

      @@Mestoyo "You are a true marksman Dimitri!" - Sgt. Viktor Reznov, Vendetta, Call of Duty: World at War.

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 роки тому +54

      Yatagarasu 015 I wouldn't be surprised if the sniper on that mission was Stroheim, that guy had some insane accuracy xD

  • @cerebrumcausam8762
    @cerebrumcausam8762 5 років тому +434

    This OST is more menacing than Dio

    • @nkvd7916
      @nkvd7916 4 роки тому +10

      *than

    • @Jinx-iw6zb
      @Jinx-iw6zb 4 роки тому +10

      It's badass but not menacing.

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 роки тому +6

      Nah, it makes you feel chills of excitment, not of dread, like smth _DIO's World_ does better because there's no elctronic stuff or cool-ass bass notes

    • @pseudostudios383
      @pseudostudios383 4 роки тому +1

      @@nkvd7916 DIO BRAKAMONOGAAAAA

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 роки тому

      I would like to see STORHEIM being the villain

  • @marcosdrs4159
    @marcosdrs4159 4 роки тому +290

    When you spoil Stone ocean, steel ball run and jojolion on the internet

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 4 роки тому +19

      When you spoil who the villain is going to be in part 8

    • @archduke2277
      @archduke2277 4 роки тому +41

      @@commando7238 The villain of part 8 is Joshu's haircut

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 4 роки тому +8

      @@archduke2277 the greatest villain of them all no one can rival it

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 роки тому +15

      When you spoil Part 9 on the internet

    • @elderalencar4832
      @elderalencar4832 4 роки тому +2

      When you spoil all the parts to yourself

  • @Karlik044
    @Karlik044 4 місяці тому +17

    Dude destroyed an army of vampires and... died at Stalingrad. I can only imagine what kind of Soviets in Jojo universe

    • @Krish_Choudhary.
      @Krish_Choudhary. 4 місяці тому +2

      He was killed by stand user

    • @Karlik044
      @Karlik044 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Krish_Choudhary. I am Vasily, and this is my T-34 stand.

    • @Krish_Choudhary.
      @Krish_Choudhary. 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Karlik044 It's cannon... And stand name should be OUR T-34

  • @paulchan171
    @paulchan171 4 роки тому +1002

    School day*
    Cool Kid: I have a MP3
    Rich Kid: I have an MP4
    Silent German kid at the back: Let me introduce to you fools, my MP5...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 роки тому +115

      his father: what are you doing with that MP5? use an MP44 instead!

    • @billetede2peso113
      @billetede2peso113 4 роки тому +74

      History teacher with MG42: allow me to introduce you to D-day, kids

    • @16krez1
      @16krez1 4 роки тому +8

      Mp4's aren't that expensive lol" (plz no r/woosh me)

    • @paulchan171
      @paulchan171 4 роки тому +13

      @@16krez1 We don't "R" word here dude.

    • @nim4464
      @nim4464 4 роки тому +2

      @@YataTheFifteenth indeed+

  • @Commander_Skullblade
    @Commander_Skullblade 4 роки тому +149

    Part 9: Our JoJo is somehow related to Stroheim, still a Joestar, and is in Italy.

    • @greggreg2458
      @greggreg2458 4 роки тому +4

      Really? A JoJo related to Stroheim? I'm watching Stardust Crusader and i'm loving JoJo so far.

    • @lian3766
      @lian3766 4 роки тому +13

      @@greggreg2458 sadly no

    • @hihigocat
      @hihigocat 4 роки тому +2

      Greg Greg part 9 doesnt even exist yet

    • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
      @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 4 роки тому +8

      @@greggreg2458 Part 9 is a meme. The Manga only goes up to 8 and the anime to 5 (as of now).

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 роки тому

      Wasnt there an stroheim in part 7 or 8?

  • @LeoHernandez.117
    @LeoHernandez.117 4 роки тому +257

    GERMAN THEME'S ARE THE BEST OF THE WORLD

  • @humanfrommars882
    @humanfrommars882 2 роки тому +37

    germany doesnt use alien technology, aliens use german technology

    • @craftihlow69
      @craftihlow69 Рік тому +5

      As a german i can tell you that there are no aliens.
      The aliens are just ultimate lifeform germans.

    • @humanfrommars882
      @humanfrommars882 Рік тому

      @@craftihlow69 gonna send this to the fbi

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 4 роки тому +79

    Never thought there'd be a day where a Nazi could be considered one of the most heroic and badass side characters in a story.

  • @chickngamer45
    @chickngamer45 3 роки тому +260

    “Part 2 has the best music”
    Change my mind, *I dare you*

    • @cr0w1987
      @cr0w1987 3 роки тому +9

      Second best, Part 5 has best music

    • @txx-cu7wt
      @txx-cu7wt 3 роки тому +19

      I cant change your mind cuz You're damn right

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 3 роки тому +17

      You're just right, nothing to change there. Propaganda, Awaken, Avalon... Best part, best music.

    • @mr.dakuyo9624
      @mr.dakuyo9624 3 роки тому +3

      Best intro too

    • @drskull.
      @drskull. 3 роки тому

      Part 4

  • @kio7320
    @kio7320 4 роки тому +75

    So the Nazis did help us kill the vampire.
    Hm, my teacher didn't teach us about that.

  • @pikosapikos13
    @pikosapikos13 2 роки тому +77

    Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..."
    50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi Рік тому +4

      More like 80% machine.
      When he returns back as a Cyborg, his arms, legs and lower torso is fully mechanized. Dont forget the machine gun in his stomach.
      After that, his left eye is shown to be mechanic as well.
      At the time he dies, which is the battle of Stalingrad, He has 4 weapons stripped to his back, meaning only human part he has left is probably his brain.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +675

    Jonathan: Welcome to heaven Stroheim.
    Stroheim: Vait a minute, I vas a Nazi! Vhy am I in heaven?
    Jonathan: Because you helped my grandson save the world from the Pillar Men alongside Zeppeli's grandson.
    Stroheim: Danke, JoJo.

  • @redeyeczletsplay3235
    @redeyeczletsplay3235 4 роки тому +215

    ending of Battle Tendency as a joke: English martial artist, German cyborg and a Mayan god of fitness walks into a bar and they speak Japanese

  • @83HondaPrelude
    @83HondaPrelude 4 роки тому +78

    When you bully the German kid after school and see his dad

    • @ipoopthecar6506
      @ipoopthecar6506 4 роки тому +2

      The kid be like: YOU UTTER FOOL. GERMAN DAD'S ARE THE FINEST

  • @mrsk.
    @mrsk. 3 роки тому +72

    WE NEED AN OVA ABOUT STROHEIM!

  • @dy4914
    @dy4914 4 роки тому +106

    anime gave people excuses to learn Japanese
    now here come jojo and make everyone learn german

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 4 роки тому +3

      but hey on the upside when you all learn german we had a reason less to infiltrate you andinvade you and conquer you and ... to make it short it would save us a huge part of work and make it easy

    • @Zero6630
      @Zero6630 4 роки тому +2

      Viel Glück .

    • @adwait613
      @adwait613 4 роки тому

      German Sounds So Sick I Wanna Learn it now after Hearing this Ost😅😂

    • @lou6481
      @lou6481 4 роки тому

      Kiko no sadly not

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 4 роки тому +2401

    Jews: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @lunawenko9324
    @lunawenko9324 4 роки тому +49

    when your theme is more evil than the villains
    chacha real smooth

  • @shawerful5209
    @shawerful5209 2 роки тому +27

    His theme is basically "guys you maybe like him, but dont forget, he is evil"