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  • @mastermoo3506
    @mastermoo3506 Рік тому +8368

    Being this obsessed with efficiency and health while getting 4 or 5 hours of sleep is actually fucking insane bros brain is MELTING

    • @Trisaaru
      @Trisaaru Рік тому +354

      That mind palace ain't gonna be explored by itself, brokie.

    • @thegoldenbowlofmemes
      @thegoldenbowlofmemes Рік тому +2

      @@Trisaaru haha. "mind palace" Well if you consistently get insufficient sleep then you have higher risks of heart disease, kidney disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, and strokes. So your little "mind palace" is going to be hard to explore if you're dead prematurely. Also there's plenty of time during the day to be highly productive without living on 4 hours of sleep a night. Also you sound like a nerd calling people brokies. You sound like the type of person that spends all your time being "productive" and yet has no idea how to enjoy life and have friends lol. But I'm assuming you were joking its just funny that there are actually people like that

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce Рік тому +263

      @@Trisaaru that mind palace is going to crumble so fast, just like the double speed my man listens to his audio books. why not enjoy the lifting and treadmill the exercise routine at normal hours?
      sleep is more important that meditation, maybe even more important that mind palaces. lol

    • @ASKSer79
      @ASKSer79 Рік тому +167

      Running on a sleep deficit actually ages you, accelerating the speed at which cells die.

    • @custerr
      @custerr Рік тому +18

      Gooning

  • @lfforever7991
    @lfforever7991 Рік тому +3401

    If he actually cared about not dying, starting by getting more than 4 hours of sleep is a very good idea. Not doing so will bring his fears way sooner.

    • @helila
      @helila Рік тому +168

      they'll forget about the fear of death when the severe sleep deprivation kickstarts the onset of alzheimer's

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj Рік тому +17

      But. How else will I dedicate more hours of worrying about the inevitable. I want to [goes on to list everything you can possibly do in life, which temporally not possible] in about, well, maybe 70-ish years. Minus the 38 I wasted on a reasonably comfortable and mediocre life of health and happiness. Everyone should aspire to be a Gawd.

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 Рік тому +5

      I mean I'm definitely trying to peace out quicker so that's good advice

    • @TheEsotericProgrammer
      @TheEsotericProgrammer Рік тому +8

      Death is for the poor. You’re gonna just die? That’s some brokie shit

    • @showsister69
      @showsister69 Рік тому +1

      But he would beat you unalive now and the next 60 years of his life. People keep saying this but this man is going to be so much further ahead of you physically for the rest of his life lmao I'm sorry you're delusional if you think otherwise

  • @LordPerrin
    @LordPerrin Рік тому +5697

    This guy needs to sleep more and feel how much better he feels with more than 4 hours.

    • @goofgoobernicus
      @goofgoobernicus Рік тому +234

      fr like it's no secret that more sleep is more gooder

    • @seraphime33
      @seraphime33 Рік тому +1

      @@goofgoobernicusmore gooder

    • @ron4tron
      @ron4tron Рік тому +286

      It's why I feel like a lot of this extreme morning routine bullshit is less about optimising a healthy day, and more about breaking yourself just to feel something, to force you into thinking of every single day as a battle for survival lol. Does it work? Maybe for some rich people, but goddamn would you feel like shit

    • @raphaelgordh8251
      @raphaelgordh8251 Рік тому +103

      Yeah getting less than 7 hours of sleep is pretty horrible for your system, and it’s impossible to regain lost sleep, you can’t “catch up” on it. These dudes are hella sleep deprived and unhealthy

    • @xKrypto98x
      @xKrypto98x Рік тому +44

      ​@@raphaelgordh8251lmao i think you got that backwards. You can't stock up on sleep but you can definitely sleep more to recover

  • @megabrainwaves
    @megabrainwaves Рік тому +2338

    “at 4:20am i’m on the treadmill with my wife” sounds like he and his wife are simultaneously running on 1 shared treadmill😭

    • @dalyaa5774
      @dalyaa5774 Рік тому +147

      Holding hands ofc

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce Рік тому +114

      the treadmill in the mind palace, they are building together

    • @uncorruptedninja2280
      @uncorruptedninja2280 Рік тому

      ​@@dalyaa5774while aligning the pharmacy of the body to over-dopamine the mind

    • @ashleyesch8868
      @ashleyesch8868 Рік тому +35

      his wife hates him

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl Рік тому +3

      Most definitely

  • @MemeSupreme69
    @MemeSupreme69 Рік тому +1235

    The irony is that sleeping less than 6 hours a day increases your risk of heart attack or stroke. That first guy is gonna croak in his fifties cause he was trying to live forever.

    • @casmar2042
      @casmar2042 Рік тому +62

      Sleeping 4,5h to then immediately listen to a 2x podcast while the sun isn't even up? Guy's frying his brain, chronic back pain in 2 years and Alzheimer's in 5.

    • @krayy_owo
      @krayy_owo Рік тому +32

      Not only that, but also early Parkinsons/dementia!! Homie is gonna lose his memory before he makes it to old age

    • @Daro-qe6qs
      @Daro-qe6qs Рік тому +23

      and if he's on roids (i'm almost sure he is) boy is doubling up all those chances by the minute lmao

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +21

      Pretty much all of the diseases and general health problems associated with ageing are speed up when you don't get enough sleep. Lack of sleep literally speeds up the ageing process.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 Рік тому +6

      Funny fact too much resistance excersizes and anabolic stereoids does that too.

  • @TheHacka2000
    @TheHacka2000 Рік тому +1192

    I refuse to believe that this man actually does this every morning. Live stream a full day or it didn't happen.

    • @b.r.v.8609
      @b.r.v.8609 Рік тому +58

      Agreed, no way it’s a regular thing if it happens at all

    • @dattarsandhar6270
      @dattarsandhar6270 Рік тому +102

      every couple hours he goes off camera and comes back fully energized and bloodshot

    • @slippys.3599
      @slippys.3599 Рік тому +30

      make it a month stream. 😂

    • @J.R.Swish1
      @J.R.Swish1 Рік тому

      ​@@dattarsandhar6270Also with extremely dilated pupils

    • @Alexandra-wp2qo
      @Alexandra-wp2qo Рік тому +8

      you want him to stream his time with his wife? :))

  • @JustMe-ql9li
    @JustMe-ql9li Рік тому +146

    Having met someone that actually lives like that, I genuinely believe its the outcome of going insane. These individuals are driven by the anxiety of npt doing enough, and nothing will ever be enough for them because as soon as you get done with one thing theres already time for the next thing. Its very exhausting to be around someone like that

  • @DRay23322
    @DRay23322 Рік тому +366

    yo this was so good. The critique about these people being afraid to die is spot on

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +9

      Idk tho, half of them seem to be on roids which is known to shorten lifespan. Maybe thats whats causing them to worry tbf.

  • @sokay.
    @sokay. Рік тому +5724

    Now that's cringe.

  • @goofgoobernicus
    @goofgoobernicus Рік тому +1391

    Noel is shifting out of the "cool guy" look and into "cool uncle"

    • @kote1287
      @kote1287 Рік тому +47

      Tio

    • @Bandomemphis
      @Bandomemphis Рік тому +12

      how? hes just wearing a hoodie

    • @feliciaott4408
      @feliciaott4408 Рік тому +29

      He's aging like fine wine

    • @notavailabletilltomorrow
      @notavailabletilltomorrow Рік тому +29

      @@Bandomemphisbecause it’s almost uncle time! The baby arrives soon. It’s less about the way he actually looks and more of a joke that Kelsey’s baby will be here soon and Noel is gonna be like an uncle :)

    • @crasskas
      @crasskas Рік тому +11

      in his tío era

  • @huhhwuhh
    @huhhwuhh Рік тому +513

    bro sleeping for 4 hours 5 days a week and trying to get up to exercise for 2-3 hrs… there’s no way this man doesn’t want to end it all

  • @DeeGlassGhosts
    @DeeGlassGhosts Рік тому +1084

    Imagine fitting your family social time and love for them into timed moments of the day instead of just being normal and living your life without having to always meet such a strict self-implemented schedule. I feel bad for the kids and wife, it can't be fun having to live life by such restrictions.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Рік тому +273

      His kids have to ask him to schedule a meet-and-greet to talk to him

    • @DeeGlassGhosts
      @DeeGlassGhosts Рік тому +17

      @@cynister7384 LMAOOO

    • @goddamnitfrank5333
      @goddamnitfrank5333 Рік тому +98

      Not now kids, daddy can't even look at you I'm lifting weights for 2 hours straight

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz Рік тому +52

      I’m confused why his wife is also up at 4 am lmao nobody gets to sleep at that house

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler Рік тому +4

      There's nothing wrong with that, it's actually better, because you get to do something every single day. Everything else he's doing is crazy.

  • @stuomas6857
    @stuomas6857 Рік тому +70

    My morning routine is that I wake up (optional) around 5am, 30 mins before I have to leave to work.

  • @connoremery9521
    @connoremery9521 Рік тому +749

    Listening to a book at double speed at 4 AM is insane enough on its own, like imagine waking up before the sun rises to Ben Shapiro giving a lecture about Business Efficiency Management or whatever the fuck. I'd have to live in a single-storey house because otherwise I'm defenestrating myself on day 1.

    • @Brandon_Brando
      @Brandon_Brando Рік тому +15

      Bro I know he makes it sound like its second one into the day to fuck that

    • @ragoonsgg589
      @ragoonsgg589 Рік тому

      Such a waste of time. Man could just have chat gpt summarize the library and then listen to those at double speed. If you're reading less than 300 books a year you might as well accept the fact that you've betrayed your country, failed your children, and surrendered your mind palace to the Taliban.

    • @thprodctions
      @thprodctions Рік тому +9

      And you only got 4 hours of sleep lol

    • @patdotdoc5700
      @patdotdoc5700 Рік тому +22

      Good use of defenestration

    • @lemurienconstricteur1745
      @lemurienconstricteur1745 Рік тому

      LMFAAOOOOOO

  • @Creepin_Jesus
    @Creepin_Jesus Рік тому +664

    Bro will never experience the pleasure of waking up at 12:30pm, smoking a joint and maybe getting breakfast finished by 3pm

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 Рік тому +11

      that sounds stressful - 2.5h for smoking & breakfast

    • @asaantoine9485
      @asaantoine9485 Рік тому +43

      let's go with waking up at 10 on a saturday

    • @matthewflach4539
      @matthewflach4539 Рік тому

      @@benfrese3573sounds like you’re a nerd

    • @Gpavv
      @Gpavv Рік тому +33

      I’d bet ten bucks ur depressed and or have anxiety

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus Рік тому +23

      @@Gpavv oof, bad news, you owe me a tenner bud

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV Рік тому +319

    I think the worst part is that the "Tibetan licking stone" doesn't even sound fake to me

  • @hanji_08_stay51
    @hanji_08_stay51 Рік тому +277

    A video by cody AND noel today, now that’s what I need after a shitty day 😌

    • @theironskeleton944
      @theironskeleton944 Рік тому +47

      It's cuz you forgot to read a book at 2x speed can't skip it

    • @worhtog
      @worhtog Рік тому +2

      It’s noon damn

    • @snuffspoon
      @snuffspoon Рік тому

      @@worhtog😂😂😂😂

    • @marychrist5396
      @marychrist5396 Рік тому

      i’m sorry ur day was shitty. i hope the next day was better

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +8

      @@worhtog american learns timezones exist (colorized 2023)

  • @themydlman8209
    @themydlman8209 Рік тому +60

    “He’s Docotor Strange”. Laughed out loud, nearly dropped my bowl of food. That delivery was perfect

  • @JuanTonSoupXP
    @JuanTonSoupXP Рік тому +43

    Dre Drexler would quake at the sight of this routine

    • @enraikow6109
      @enraikow6109 7 місяців тому +6

      dre drexler walked so this guy could run on a treadmill with his wife at 4.20 AM

  • @rozze1186
    @rozze1186 Рік тому +27

    no matter witch morning routine i did when i was into self improvement shit, nothing makes you feel better like 1 hour of extra sleep

  • @jordanjohnson3043
    @jordanjohnson3043 Рік тому +176

    These are the guys that make Patrick Bateman their religion.

  • @Shmyrk
    @Shmyrk Рік тому +8

    *ALIGNING THE PHARMACY OF THE BODY TO OVER-DOPAMINE THE MIND IS WILD*

  • @Helga-fe5xl
    @Helga-fe5xl Рік тому +156

    You can't "over dopamine" your mind because it's limited by how many receptors you have... maybe a beginners book on neurology would be worth adding to the 4am reading list 😂

    • @Jmoneysmoothboy
      @Jmoneysmoothboy Рік тому +26

      You might be limited by something as trivial as the nature of reality because you're a weak woman. A true sigma man spends an hour before he wakes up manifesting reality so that he has plenty of extra receptors. Before I mastered manifesting reality on my 3rd try I was also limited to a normal humans level of dopamine but I am more now.

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl Рік тому +8

      @@Jmoneysmoothboy ah that's great 👍 so proud of you

    • @Jmoneysmoothboy
      @Jmoneysmoothboy Рік тому

      @@Helga-fe5xl if you're so proud of me you should marry me and have 3 children while we "get back on our feet" at your parents place for 11 years because I'm too busy "messing around" with my invention to get a "real job"

    • @johnjohnson1514
      @johnjohnson1514 Рік тому

      Your neurons can up-regulate the amount of receptors they have tho

    • @canesugar911
      @canesugar911 Рік тому

      ​@@johnjohnson1514by what amount?

  • @aaahhhhmyleg
    @aaahhhhmyleg Рік тому +10

    Props to whoever did the lighting on this video bc it brings out Noel’s eyes so nicely. They’re so pretty, bro.

  • @ADSImagens
    @ADSImagens Рік тому +424

    First rule of talking about routine, work, working out, studying or any advice in human history: never listen to someone on roids.

    • @pizzacarl6955
      @pizzacarl6955 Рік тому +2

      What about mpmd

    • @Deftthekidd
      @Deftthekidd Рік тому +1

      @@pizzacarl6955i don’t think they knows who he is

    • @vapor5167
      @vapor5167 Рік тому

      ​@@pizzacarl6955legend

    • @rodrigofriend5759
      @rodrigofriend5759 Рік тому

      ​@@pizzacarl6955Noel is/was obsessed with him, I think most people watching would at least have some idea of who Derek is

    • @ADSImagens
      @ADSImagens Рік тому

      @@pizzacarl6955 Don't listen to nobody that cut corners and wants to give advices.

  • @kaleighcoutermarsh4922
    @kaleighcoutermarsh4922 Рік тому +41

    Noel's eyes are always beautiful, but DAMN they look so gorgeous in this video!

    • @deeriggs3319
      @deeriggs3319 Рік тому

      It’s the back ground I think.. his colors match his colors perfectly ❤

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 11 місяців тому +1

      Very!! 😊

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 Рік тому +182

    Noel sure seems to be having a good day ahead of himself. There's simply no other reason why he couldn't just be himself and constantly put up smiles on our faces.

  • @jotaro_kujo488
    @jotaro_kujo488 Рік тому +171

    -Dad can we please have breakfast now ? We need to be at school by 9...
    -What a loser, watch me meditate on a treadmil with your mama lmaaaao

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 Рік тому +33

      Imagine being a child growing up and having to depend on another being for anything. Jeez these kids have it too easy nowadays. As a millionaire at 19, I’ve been waking up before my parents since I was 4 years old. I’ve been working graveshift and attending school simultaneously since I could walk.

    • @liannamkoyan9893
      @liannamkoyan9893 Рік тому

      @@mgm105AmAzInG

  • @prestonnorris2028
    @prestonnorris2028 Рік тому +70

    As someone who has been watching Noel and Cody for the last 4 years and who also knows Kris Krohn (the subject of the video) personally... I have been waiting for this day for so long. I remember hoping they would do a thats cringe on him years ago LMAO

    • @schroedericeman7200
      @schroedericeman7200 Рік тому +11

      Bro is one of the worst Snake Oil salesman on the internet

    • @jamisynsmith
      @jamisynsmith 10 місяців тому +2

      I used to work on his corporate team and let me tell you… it’s worse when you know him

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 Рік тому +197

    I think Noel and the tiny meat crew needs to do their own morning routine video

  • @allison_rae
    @allison_rae Рік тому +120

    As a perfectionist this doesn’t feel like a health routine but a perfectionist routine. Dudes getting no sleep and just feels the need to do something all the time in order to feel worthy.

    • @DrrGHp98
      @DrrGHp98 Рік тому

      As A pErFeCtIoNiSt 🤡

    • @hysterical-queer
      @hysterical-queer Рік тому +11

      Yes! It's giving anxiety and a need to control everything externally because they can't be alone with their thoughts.

    • @swoldier7308
      @swoldier7308 Рік тому +4

      how are you actually naive enough to believe he does any of this lol

  • @Faunaviolet
    @Faunaviolet Рік тому +87

    Not Noel shitting on people with ice baths when Cody Ko has one 😂

    • @meg9579
      @meg9579 Рік тому +38

      He missed the opportunity to use a clip of Cody in the cold plunge, that would have been so good

    • @excuseme2770
      @excuseme2770 Рік тому +10

      Tbf he’s DEFINITELY shit on Cody for having one

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Рік тому +14

    I always find it funny these guys make a point of what time they wake up. It's like yeah there's plenty of us grunt workers that get up at silly o clock as well. Come 9am we'll be in a cafe though having a full English and looking at the pictures in the Sun.

  • @Bruin_ffs
    @Bruin_ffs Рік тому +4

    That vid you and Cody did on that dr Dre guy’s morning routine was one of my favourites as a teen. Seeing this is like a warm nostalgia trip

  • @radtanzed
    @radtanzed Рік тому +21

    right as i’m eating my hot pocket i’ve been blessed by the noel gods

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 Рік тому +69

    As someone with chronic illness, the thought of doing all of this while also getting 4 hours of sleep? I would be in the hospital 😂

  • @rayunicorns5613
    @rayunicorns5613 Рік тому +32

    Noel you could always borrow Cody's cold plunge.

  • @FormedFish
    @FormedFish Рік тому +51

    Sleep deprivation kills...... this guy is insane.

  • @samianderson2950
    @samianderson2950 Рік тому +6

    “he must be afraid of dying” ive always thought that too like he’s really trying to get the most out of every day on this planet

  • @Kermodo
    @Kermodo Рік тому +3

    I like to get up early to enjoy my coffee and the quiet before the day starts. Sometimes i journal. That's my morning routine.

  • @animeballsdeep
    @animeballsdeep Рік тому +105

    This was way too funny 😂😂

    • @barkinozdemir1790
      @barkinozdemir1790 Рік тому +2

      hahahaha good taste in content your vids are amazing keep on

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle Рік тому +12

    I can barely make AND finish a cup of coffee in 20 minutes.

  • @GoopyMcGooperson
    @GoopyMcGooperson Рік тому +5

    Noel and Cody both dropping a video on the same day makes for the start of a fantastic evening! Cheers

  • @TreversYouTubeChannel
    @TreversYouTubeChannel Рік тому +75

    Even after standing on everything he said, Noel failed to break 6’ 😢

    • @succhiami
      @succhiami Рік тому

      and you've still failed to be humorous 😢

    • @dead_vibes
      @dead_vibes Рік тому +1

      You leave that little guy alone!

  • @awesomefacematt
    @awesomefacematt Рік тому +22

    ‘I brush my teeth with double the toothpaste then drink a cold glass of water’ is so funny

  • @connorm1817
    @connorm1817 Рік тому +60

    How many years until these dudes start telling us that they sleep 0-1 hours a night 😅

  • @madhatt3r93
    @madhatt3r93 Рік тому +34

    LIFE LESSONS WITH KIDS AT BREAKFAST?! God if my parents tried to give me a seminar on some cheap bullshit when I'm eating BREAKFAST BEFORE 9 AM I think that I'd hate them so much

  • @ZachsButterRealm
    @ZachsButterRealm Рік тому +49

    At least he's not drinking camu powder

    • @slamdoodle
      @slamdoodle Рік тому

      bro u just started watching the video hasnt even finished yet

    • @ZachsButterRealm
      @ZachsButterRealm Рік тому +2

      ​@@slamdoodleI'm on my 2nd watch of it already

    • @emilkane5613
      @emilkane5613 Рік тому +21

      @@slamdoodle he watched it at double the speed

    • @mnqobidlamini1507
      @mnqobidlamini1507 Рік тому +1

      You are well cultured my friend

    • @chloemarietoft
      @chloemarietoft Рік тому

      “Cum powder dude?!”

  • @DjDryra
    @DjDryra Рік тому +33

    2 minutes into the video and I'm already laughing my ass off. The cat in the hat had me 💀

  • @gabriellethomas3875
    @gabriellethomas3875 Рік тому +5

    We need to see you do this morning routine

  • @kaspershaupt
    @kaspershaupt Рік тому +31

    When does he poop? There are no time allocated to pooping can't have that

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 Рік тому +34

    i feel like it usually takes me so long to go into my mind palace idk how this guy does it so quick!

  • @jeromeb7973
    @jeromeb7973 Рік тому +7

    For normal people this is his daily routine explained:
    He gets up at 4am after sleeping 5 hours without feeling sleep deprived at all, He is then fully awake to listen to a book at double speed just so he can brag about how many books he's read but probably doesn't remember 95% of what he read because is 4am, and he only had 5 hours of sleep, and the books at double speed.
    His wife is then on the treadmill with him at 4.20am but the real question is does she have a say in the matter....?
    They then sit down and meditate and "align the pharmacy of their mind" for an hour, which basically means they sit on the floor and say nothing for an hour with yoga music in the background. Probably repeating self affirmations like " I is good, Is kind, I is important," or "the force is strong with this one" as examples.
    He then spends an hour with his kids giving life lessons where the kids probably roll their eyes and cant wait to go to school so they can have some peace.
    He then spends the remainder of the day at the fortress of solitude training against Pikachu so he can become a better entrepreneur in selling Cap.
    I thinks thats what he said anyway
    🤷‍♂

  • @SpacieKid
    @SpacieKid Рік тому +37

    these new morning routine guys are the epitome of main character syndrome.

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +4

      I actually respect the people who get up at 6-6:30am to run, do skincare, shower, eat properly, and briefly meditate to leave home by 8, because at least that stuff is known to improve life. If you're referring to the people getting up at 4am to enter their mind palace I definitely agree.

    • @queball685
      @queball685 Рік тому

      ​@@nathangaspacio6128this "mind palace" stuff just sounds like another form of meditation. I don't really get the logic. 6am and a brief meditation is fine, but 4am and a longer and different style of meditation that i know nothing about is wrong? What about 5am and 20 minutes of vipassana meditation? Is that right or wrong?

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Рік тому +1

      @@queball685 I think calling it a mind palace and saying it overloads your brain with dopamine is a little nuts. I respect people who get up at 6am and do brief meditation because it is helpful and takes discipline, I dont respect people who get up at 4am and enter a mind palace. It isn't that I wouldn't respect them at all, but I wouldn't afford them respect just because they do this.
      Everyone is entitled to live their own life but unless they start work at like 7am I'm not impressed by people getting up 5 hours before work, especially if they go to bed at midnight.
      If they're going to the gym for 2 hours before work I could understand someone getting up at 5am as long as they get proper sleep. I don't know what vipassana meditation is but it doesn't sounds like any other normal form of meditation and 20 minutes is what I would consider a standardly long, but not extreme, time for a morning meditation.

  • @rockofshame
    @rockofshame Рік тому +2

    Watching this before sunrise as I am half asleep getting for work… guess I’ll try looking for my pharmacy?

  • @MrJartsgamer
    @MrJartsgamer Рік тому +47

    I think this shit is as old as the stock market. I mean American Psycho (the Book) was released in '91, and it satirizes exactly this type of shit. And the craziest part is, reality has gone far beyond anything Patrick Bateman ever did.

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Рік тому +5

      Yeah like the way he talks about it, it's hard to imagine how much he actually values any of the things he listed because it sounds like it's in the name of being efficient

  • @vampirebot3265
    @vampirebot3265 Рік тому +8

    Funniest thing about all these morning routines is really the part where they never ever have a job... like most people will be waking up before seven to GO TO WORK

  • @wouldy6858
    @wouldy6858 Рік тому +2

    “Checking in with the overlord” killed me

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +66

    "you roll over, look at your phone" Noel describes us so well I believe he lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets

    • @conifer27
      @conifer27 Рік тому +1

      Wow very original comment, bet you've never used this one before

    • @canesugar911
      @canesugar911 Рік тому

      ​@@conifer27heal

  • @reza310
    @reza310 Рік тому +1

    I wake up at 4 too but don’t recommend it to others !
    But here is my rutine if you are curious .
    I am a phd student . I am in the lab and university from 6:30 am to 6 pm . After i get home i don’t have the energy to study or think about work anymore so i cook dinners and meal prep for the next day , shower , house chores and i sleep at around 8:30 - 9:30pm
    Wake up at 4:00 am
    4:00-4-30 break fast( always two eggs ) and some streching
    4:30-6:00 study or read papers
    6:00-6:30 on my way to uni

  • @parkerbradshaw5968
    @parkerbradshaw5968 Рік тому +3

    5 in the morning is when I wake up from my panic attacks in a cold sweat

  • @sav-222
    @sav-222 Рік тому +3

    Noel always uploads at the best times i’ve been waiting for this

  • @soggymeatloaph
    @soggymeatloaph Рік тому +5

    Maybe it wasn’t the morning routine that was important but the friends we made along the way

  • @pinkyblushbottom1897
    @pinkyblushbottom1897 Рік тому +1

    great video to roll a j to before doing a whole lot of nothin. keep your grindset boys im living my truth

  • @Dhdjdskdk
    @Dhdjdskdk Рік тому +17

    My masters dissertation was essentially taking the piss out of these people and ‘health influencers’ that scream at ppl for what oils they consume because they’re so afraid of death 😂

  • @robowski8425
    @robowski8425 Рік тому +2

    Watching this from 4-4:20am on double speed

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo Рік тому +14

    1 second in and I can just tell bro in the blue t-shirt is tired AS HELL 💀Give that man some melatonin and he sleeps for 37 hours straight

  • @von8786
    @von8786 Рік тому +1

    The editing is perfect on this one omg

  • @prodjoat1191
    @prodjoat1191 Рік тому +3

    noel should make a morning routine video

  • @heavenwaits
    @heavenwaits Рік тому +1

    genuinely appreciate the smart class commentary

  • @austinshea4508
    @austinshea4508 Рік тому +8

    As an electrician, I've always found the "wake up at the crack of dawn" pretty funny. There's been more times than I care to admit that I have had to wake up at 4am on a consistent basis

    • @seenitalready
      @seenitalready Рік тому +6

      Bro and you’re not a multi millionaire ?? Smh you need quadruple speed audio books asap

  • @TreeMyG
    @TreeMyG Рік тому

    bro... your eyes are beautiful! They are like yellow or something, its amazing!

  • @hannahbatista20
    @hannahbatista20 Рік тому +3

    Noel seems so much happier lately……giggly even

  • @mindyidk
    @mindyidk Рік тому +2

    thank u nold

  • @LiquidSwords007
    @LiquidSwords007 Рік тому +6

    Me describing my morning routine in college to my parents:

  • @honeyedwinds
    @honeyedwinds 11 місяців тому +1

    Wow your humor is great 😂🙌🏽

  • @theawesomeman2316
    @theawesomeman2316 Рік тому +16

    I swear these morning routine video's are a psyop to keep middle/poor people from ever wanting to become rich.

    • @swumbles
      @swumbles Рік тому

      brilliant take, this sounds like torture to me

  • @connersconcepts
    @connersconcepts Рік тому +2

    appreciate the deep sleep reminder while i watch this at 2 am 👍🏼

  • @morgancrosby4190
    @morgancrosby4190 Рік тому +9

    I love to think that he goes to sleep at 11pm, so he’s got a crazy morning routine, but he doom scrolls for hours at night.

  • @sky5380
    @sky5380 Рік тому +1

    This video gives early morning at the airport vibes

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Рік тому +5

    4-5 hours of sleep counter acts every single thing that nit wit does. 💀😂

  • @Maxineewing7501
    @Maxineewing7501 Рік тому +3

    If my destiny is made before 9am im gonna be 6ft under by tmrw 😭

  • @payton5878
    @payton5878 Рік тому +1

    Noel shading the cold plunge when Cody posts about his on Cody Trains 😂

  • @ciuta3529
    @ciuta3529 Рік тому +3

    this dude wakes up and immediately goes hamster mode

  • @perlidamusica
    @perlidamusica Рік тому

    this video is so insightful im taking cornell notes

  • @DrRamnac
    @DrRamnac Рік тому +3

    He could get through more of that book if he listened to it while he did his treamil and weights, He could even listen to it on normal speed.

  • @laureldelany5165
    @laureldelany5165 Рік тому +1

    would love to see you try this with Aleena and see if you guys align the pharmacies of your mind palace

  • @maytasfr
    @maytasfr Рік тому +4

    Noel’s hairline is insanely good!

  • @eyesjw6172
    @eyesjw6172 Рік тому +2

    everytime I watch one of noel's vids I marvel at his impeccable hairline

  • @AnujGada-p7j
    @AnujGada-p7j Рік тому +8

    I will pay to watch Andrew Huberman react to that morning routine

  • @Moondustsmellsfunny
    @Moondustsmellsfunny Рік тому +1

    This is so performative 😩

  • @benjiboy9907
    @benjiboy9907 Рік тому +8

    It’s so funny that these insane morning routine people will simultaneously undergo a 2 hour meditation routine and a 50 part supplement stack to maintain peak health and then sleep for like 4 hours.

  • @gonz22
    @gonz22 Рік тому +1

    NEW NOEL VID HELL YEA FELLAS

  • @euankurdziel2479
    @euankurdziel2479 Рік тому +6

    They probably make 'morning routine' and 'day in the life' videos to show the world that they deserve their wealth

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Рік тому +1

    Noel's sarcasm is fking searing😁😁

  • @Sempapax
    @Sempapax Рік тому +3

    As a medical student I also wake up before 5am… because I gotta go to a fckng morning report at 7am half asleep.
    Oh lmao and I love how the first guy just skipped morning hygiene.

  • @Mdmdmd888
    @Mdmdmd888 Рік тому +1

    Cody and Noel Do: This guy’s morning routine

  • @kodokuna.
    @kodokuna. Рік тому +9

    I refuse to believe anyone is so sadistic and twisted to do this every single day nonstop

  • @thecityistired
    @thecityistired Рік тому +1

    Can we get Noel’s skincare routine? ‘cause his skin is looking great.

  • @CarCompilationChannel93
    @CarCompilationChannel93 Рік тому +11

    This guy's morning routine is nowhere near as legendary as Dre Drexler's