The Therapist Returns

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @griffinfolse354
    @griffinfolse354 Рік тому +3805

    Thank God, I can finally stop going to my therapist now that he’s back

    • @collinberryhill964
      @collinberryhill964 Рік тому +17

      Dead ass me too

    • @griffinfolse354
      @griffinfolse354 Рік тому +14

      This is the only therapy I need

    • @katiesutton-z8v
      @katiesutton-z8v Рік тому +5

      I never even scheduled my first appointment I'm so poor n fiending. Thx for coming back ndawg

    • @skylightemmmy
      @skylightemmmy Рік тому +4

      I had to cancel my therapy appointment yesterday and then Noel uploaded this. Amazing.

    • @od8904
      @od8904 Рік тому +2

      Stopped taking my meds already

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling Рік тому +1103

    “I know this email address has my full government name, but I’m not willing to make a new one just for this” I deeply identify, thank you for sharing your beautiful story

  • @kadables1823
    @kadables1823 Рік тому +1749

    The one about the husband not wanting to have sex was oddly super insightful 😂 Shit got real for a second there

    • @charstevens2686
      @charstevens2686 Рік тому +150

      I question the wife. She's worried she'll cheat when all she'd have to do is NOT do that. And spiking her husband. She's got bigger problems than her husband's unit.

    • @violondon8776
      @violondon8776 Рік тому

      @@charstevens2686 I would have to disagree just because I lived this with my ex husband. for 4 years he made me feel horrible for wanting to have sex and it destroyed my self esteem and made me feel crazy when I eventually found out he was just jacking off to porn all the time and meeting other girls online... If your partner cannt communicate and discuss important subjects like sex, thats really messed up. Don't agree of course with her thinking to slip meds to her husband without his knowledge.. I thought that was maybe a joke? lol

    • @dennisbergkamp1553
      @dennisbergkamp1553 10 місяців тому

      @@charstevens2686you ever experienced sexual frustration?

    • @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner
      @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner 10 місяців тому +12

      @@charstevens2686legit like idk how serious she is but that is an INSANE thing to say about ur husband

  • @ilya8132
    @ilya8132 Рік тому +402

    0:53 The way he's getting sexually harassed and casually says "how do I end this without causing any friction at work" is sad sad sad. When it said seduction, I thought he meant it was working (which I am still acknowledging as inappropriate). Mama's need to be fired.

    • @lalailm
      @lalailm 7 місяців тому

      Funny bc if genders were reversed, male staff hitting on female manager like that , shit would have already gone down

  • @jackiegarland1222
    @jackiegarland1222 Рік тому +2530

    The man who promotes better help, offering the most chaotic therapy sessions ever for ONLY FIVE DOLLARS. I know which one I’m picking 🤔

    • @Laurenmcd202
      @Laurenmcd202 Рік тому +380

      Well he has the same license as “therapists” on Better Help…none lol

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 Рік тому

      BetterHelp is not a good place to find a therapist or go for therapy. It is not good. It's a bad sponsor. It only has a platform because UA-camrs/influencers needing money from sponsorships so they promote the shady company.

    • @Emeralsha
      @Emeralsha Рік тому +201

      Yea licensed therapist here. If you've had a shit experience with better help, you're not alone by a long shot. If it's worked for you, great, but I've heard more horror stories than anything good from them. Please don't give up on therapy just cause of them!

    • @soren1840
      @soren1840 Рік тому +127

      @@Emeralshayeah BetterHelp was under fire a couple years ago for not using licensed therapist and all the UA-camr stopped doing ads for them. It’s pretty weird seeing it brought up again. Gotta get that bag I guess

    • @Emeralsha
      @Emeralsha Рік тому

      @@soren1840 oh wow, I had no idea. I feel like I've never stopped seeing ads for them, which sucks but yea I get they're probably a high paying sponsor

  • @Deeplebeeple
    @Deeplebeeple Рік тому +1359

    Why did Noel give real sex advice ? Still kept it funny but accurate

    • @krv3
      @krv3 Рік тому

      I'd pay to see 5$ sexologist noel

    • @anawaz189
      @anawaz189 Рік тому +107

      He gave real advice for most of the vid honestly 😭

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 Рік тому +218

      homegirl was going to drug her husband he had to step in holy shh

    • @Deeplebeeple
      @Deeplebeeple Рік тому +71

      @@beltaya276 Yeah he read this out loud and was attempting to stop crime

    • @ddskye
      @ddskye Рік тому +11

      I’m in the exact same situation rn (minus the drugging lmao) so I’m so glad he did tbh 😭

  • @elin_
    @elin_ Рік тому +495

    She's considering drugging and r*ping her boyfriend instead of just talking to him about what's going on!? That is INSANELY problematic!!

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 Рік тому

      Women be talking and shopping bro cardi b got away with it 😂 just wait till you realize that women are racist and like capable of wrong doing.

    • @SharkFishFace
      @SharkFishFace Рік тому +70

      That’s understating it a bit. It’s criminal.

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Рік тому +2

      @@SharkFishFace yes it is

    • @saturnal
      @saturnal Рік тому +24

      So problematic that it might even constitute a problem

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Рік тому +7

      @@saturnal Absolutely.. it's criminal

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Рік тому +395

    The Hispanic accent for that athlete doctor story actually killed me 💀💀💀💀

    • @Rei_geDo
      @Rei_geDo Рік тому +10

      Ong I was playing that shit on repeat

    • @Uchiha320
      @Uchiha320 Рік тому +6

      Bro fr the way he put a Hispanic accent for a soccer player 💀

    • @KatnaHG27
      @KatnaHG27 9 місяців тому

      sounds like all of my primos lmfao

  • @OctPumpkin22
    @OctPumpkin22 Рік тому +599

    The practicing counseling on AI is kind of smart tho!

    • @SareBear2000
      @SareBear2000 Рік тому +49

      I love when he asked if the Roomba was overworked 🤣

    • @daniel.lennon
      @daniel.lennon 7 місяців тому +2

      Fr. I kinda wanna try it now LMFAO

  • @riverr1002
    @riverr1002 Рік тому +139

    Knowing Noel is obsessed with playing Csgo from the podcast makes that one about the kid playing Csgo so much funnier

    • @WillHellmm
      @WillHellmm Рік тому +5

      Plus the csgo market place somehow does better than the stock market. I wish I realized that when I was younger, selling skins

  • @thedamnguy2896
    @thedamnguy2896 Рік тому +576

    I am so glad Nole is back at it and pumping us full of his hot and sticky knowledge

  • @GingerSnaps13
    @GingerSnaps13 Рік тому +263

    The one with the nympho wife actually needs help, she ain’t even bringing up any communication pathways, they are only thinking about drugging the dude or whole cheating and she ain’t even worried about it being morally wrong she just don’t wanna go to jail

    • @lidiagizaw3828
      @lidiagizaw3828 Рік тому

      she said she asked him to fuck multiple times .how else do u want her to communicate ?

    • @dd-sl4ev
      @dd-sl4ev Рік тому +3

      probably because the husband is cheating. not sure y’all are so hell bent to blame the woman.

    • @GingerSnaps13
      @GingerSnaps13 Рік тому +10

      @@dd-sl4ev he might be it’s just what she said was not okay

    • @blanddull6881
      @blanddull6881 Рік тому +12

      ​@@dd-sl4evhow do you know the husband's cheating?

    • @nekorina9011
      @nekorina9011 8 місяців тому +5

      @@dd-sl4evi mean, her first thought of a solution is to spike his food/drink which im pretty sure would count as rape, so i'm not super inclined to be on her side based on that...especially considering how fucked it would be if a man did that

  • @natedowell1262
    @natedowell1262 Рік тому +474

    Raise it to 10$ therapy to account for inflation

  • @jynxiebaby5137
    @jynxiebaby5137 Рік тому +152

    I used to work as a manager in a sex shop.. and the amount of people who came in and asked me the best way to "sneak supplements" into their partners food/drinks is absolutely insane. At first I was like "you cant be serious", but at some point I was so concerned for these people that if the person mentioned it more than once I would tell them that I couldnt sell them any supplements because I couldnt be an accomplice in them poisoning their partner. Which like.. could very well happen??? If you dont know that theyre allergic to an ingredient you just dosed them with, youre fucked. And some of them have side effects that can really fuck people up. My bestie and I made a lil deal. We'd each take a supplement meant for the opposite sex.. (which, its all the same, its just fucking marketing bc a panther makes you feel powerful and a kitty makes you feel seductive, just the same shit different animal, ya know), anyways, so his went well. I took one and in the middle of sex I had a complete and total breakdown because my vision turned *completely blue*. It was terrifying even when I KNEW it was possible. Imagine that happening out of nowhere and you dont know why because you didnt do anything different??? Youd probably think you were having a stroke or something.
    Moral of the story: dont be a fucking creep, stop trying to dose your partner, have a nice lil conversation and maybe buy a sex toy.

    • @c-4productions
      @c-4productions Рік тому +13

      Did his vision turn pink??

    • @jynxiebaby5137
      @jynxiebaby5137 Рік тому +17

      @c4productions951 lmao no it did not, but that would have been hilarious

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 7 місяців тому

      Yeah you gotta be careful with that stuff. You don't know what's in them and the ingredients are often inaccurate

  • @Skepticalraven
    @Skepticalraven Рік тому +117

    Noel giving legit advice is scaring me

  • @samrivv1709
    @samrivv1709 Рік тому +170

    noel providing affordable therapy for those who really need it. bless him

  • @whynotskate6328
    @whynotskate6328 Рік тому +75

    Honestly the advice Noel gave for why the husband may not want to have sex was extremely accurate lol I always prepare for the worst advice from him so I was pleasantly surprised

  • @leilajones1258
    @leilajones1258 Рік тому +161

    Our boy stacking up and standing on the $5 to finally be as tall as Aleena

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ Рік тому +29

    "Afraid of spiders? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Domestic troubles? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em. Difficutly keepin' 'it' up? I'll lock you in a room full of 'em."

  • @monta3136
    @monta3136 Рік тому +174

    noel posting makes my toes curl

  • @sofireyez8187
    @sofireyez8187 Рік тому +96

    “peanut butter works with my dog” took me out LMAO

  • @waytoocynical
    @waytoocynical Рік тому +166

    my therapist is on vacation, so i need this rn

  • @janedangg
    @janedangg Рік тому +37

    Somehow there’s always a “keep it in the family” segment in Noel’s $5 therapy lol

  • @LuSiaisirritated
    @LuSiaisirritated Рік тому +45

    The soccer player impression had me hollering.

  • @courtneya2207
    @courtneya2207 Рік тому +44

    Noel being more qualified and helpful than those on betterhelp

  • @thatsnotgabi
    @thatsnotgabi Рік тому +19

    i’m applying to grad school for clinical psychology rn and i’ll be sure to put this in my cv, thanks for the free hours noel

  • @hightunnel2723
    @hightunnel2723 Рік тому +45

    It’d be dope if you got Alana to do a sound byte going “dr Miller will see you now” in the beginning

  • @harmonsonbaker2681
    @harmonsonbaker2681 Рік тому +190

    Noel was wayyy too prepared for the intimacy issues question

    • @ohlordygeorgie3259
      @ohlordygeorgie3259 Рік тому +58

      I mean she was gonna cheat or commit a crime by drugging him so man was trying to step in lmao

  • @Genxii17
    @Genxii17 Рік тому +28

    Noel talking down to the guy buying csgo skins like he doesn’t sneak off when Alena goes to bed to get a couple rounds in

  • @maarrriiiiaaaaa
    @maarrriiiiaaaaa Рік тому +14

    As an actual therapist, I’m CACKLING between sessions.

  • @kendallarmstrong619
    @kendallarmstrong619 Рік тому +10

    currently getting my masters and these sessions will help me graduate early! thx dr miller for all the great advice ❤

  • @gzuz4148
    @gzuz4148 Рік тому +20

    I binged this series like 2 days ago lets gooooo

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Рік тому +25

    He gave such genuine and helpful advice for the last one, I appreciate it

  • @captaind0ugwash
    @captaind0ugwash Рік тому +27

    havent seen my psychiatrist in a year so this will do thank you

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 Рік тому +4

      Yo if ur having problems u should reach out soon bc winter and the holidays have a tendency to exacerbate issues

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Рік тому +1

      Same it cured my bipolar

  • @N.D._Kaye
    @N.D._Kaye Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +65

    Noel is so kind he can solve all of your problems for just $5, the therapist we all need

    • @bigoof234
      @bigoof234 Рік тому +9

      you’re gettin lazy, heinz be lil more creative

    • @SurfingOortCloud
      @SurfingOortCloud Рік тому +3

      i don't know who you are but you be makin ROUNDS my brother I see you in the comments of every video i watch and i'm concerned

    • @chargles.
      @chargles. Рік тому +2

      bro get off yt😭

    • @chargles.
      @chargles. Рік тому +1

      it doesn’t even track your comment likes😭 it’s not like you’re farming karma😭

  • @AlbornozVEVO
    @AlbornozVEVO Рік тому +6

    she went through 4 years of college, 4 years of med school, 3 years of residency, a year of fellowship, half a million dollars in debt she's still paying off, so of course she's willing to lose her license for a 24 year old dude with an active imagination.

  • @stueyphone
    @stueyphone Рік тому +8

    Never stop doing these, this is my favorite series.

  • @levikellett4308
    @levikellett4308 Рік тому +7

    The priest one is literally just the plot of Fleabag

  • @aguiebakes6821
    @aguiebakes6821 Рік тому +20

    10:08 please check his thyroid! My husband developed hyperthyroidism and I can promise I was the same as you describe, horny all the time but got no drive from him, and when we did get intimate, it wasn't as satisfactory as it'd been before... other symptoms come with it depending on his levels, please talk about it and go get some blood work done. Noone deserves to go to bed horny and unsatisfied 😚

    • @Whaat--Now
      @Whaat--Now Місяць тому +1

      A constructive conversation and some bloodwork seems a lot more of sound mind than committing a crime, potentially making the dude sick from some random supplement, or jumping to adultery. Damn. 😅 I question her motives; does she want out, a reason to cheat? 🤔

  • @individualist-oj6yj
    @individualist-oj6yj 8 місяців тому +2

    As a psychology student, I have to say this is the most effective counseling I’ve ever seen

  • @noahmay7708
    @noahmay7708 Рік тому +9

    We not gonna talk about that lady saying "peanut butter works for my dog" like wtf we just gonna move past that?

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 Рік тому +4

    We appreciate how well you articulate your own insights. Keep up the good work.

  • @curlykiersten
    @curlykiersten Рік тому +4

    doing my makeup for work and i see this posted 45 secs ago i cannot thank you enough

  • @rabbi4skin666
    @rabbi4skin666 Рік тому +6

    How long until Noel's CS2 inventory leaks and we find out that session was just him talking to himself.

  • @sneakinsam
    @sneakinsam Рік тому +15

    jesus christ bro, you’ve gotten much funnier lmao. idk if it’s the stand up scene or what but damn hahaha

  • @jamilapendi3287
    @jamilapendi3287 Рік тому +6

    I laughed a little too hard at the perks of wallflower part 😂😂

  • @aForceOfOne
    @aForceOfOne Рік тому +3

    YAY a new video I can rewatch 10 more times until he uploads a new one

  • @victorliebenberg1979
    @victorliebenberg1979 Рік тому +1

    love how the first bunch is just LOLs and then the last one is like actually good advice

  • @matthewpatrick5139
    @matthewpatrick5139 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for being real about the low T dude. It’s tough shit!

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Рік тому +4

    As someone living in the U.S., it feels good to know that at least my therapy costs only $5.00

  • @julianjolts5050
    @julianjolts5050 Рік тому +7

    It’s hard seeing other people live out your dreams

  • @krv3
    @krv3 Рік тому +3

    This is probably the best episode so far

  • @hudsonllc1739
    @hudsonllc1739 11 місяців тому +7

    Bro where tf is noel, I need an upload

  • @jamilapendi3287
    @jamilapendi3287 Рік тому +2

    Well even though every youtuber sponsers better help; which for years now has been called out (corrupt). (sorry Noel & Cody).... This is the best

  • @rachelkoiks
    @rachelkoiks 7 місяців тому +1

    10:21 That Taylor Lautner move 😂

  • @may-ym5si
    @may-ym5si Рік тому +2

    my therapist just called in sick for the next 4 weeks, perfect timing

  • @ezrarose5922
    @ezrarose5922 Рік тому +4

    I'm glad this counts towards my own degree, I get to skip school tonight!

  • @vanib23
    @vanib23 Рік тому +6

    The way that horny wife’s possible solutions were so unhinged, even Noel had to dial it back & give some sound advice is actually insane. Let’s all date people we’re not scared to talk to 🤪🤝😘. Thanks for being you Noel❤️🫡

  • @calebdaniels1231
    @calebdaniels1231 Рік тому +2

    I actually jumped when I saw that spider at the beginning

  • @FentanylAbuser
    @FentanylAbuser Рік тому +4

    Bro actually gave good advice with the supplement one lol

  • @lacrimosa5213
    @lacrimosa5213 Рік тому +2

    7:45 fleabag

  • @genrecritical
    @genrecritical Рік тому

    ive been in and out of therapy my entire adult life, none so competent or soothing as Dr Noel Miller PhD

  • @stueyphone
    @stueyphone Рік тому +13

    Noel is so kind, he offers $5 therapy but nobody ever actually pays him

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb Рік тому

    I missed my real therapy session so thank god I have Noel

  • @asmaaasmaa8405
    @asmaaasmaa8405 Рік тому

    Honestly, this is acc good advice. Noel, you are truly wise a man!

  • @nadjailic3321
    @nadjailic3321 Рік тому +2

    7:21 orthodox priests stay winning 🤩(I am not religious)

  • @SierraWho
    @SierraWho Рік тому

    just what i needed

  • @ratchet_ricky3232
    @ratchet_ricky3232 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for the birthday upload chief

  • @williamsimpson2777
    @williamsimpson2777 Рік тому +1

    Make $5 therapy a constant! Always a good watch :)

  • @thatpaperbagguy5245
    @thatpaperbagguy5245 Рік тому

    Woah wtf been watching this guy on shorts and I just got to the end of the video and hear the most fire shii I’ve ever heard

  • @jaygatsbing
    @jaygatsbing Рік тому

    im 20 and gaming more lately, needed that "grow up" from you

  • @dumbartsupremacy6025
    @dumbartsupremacy6025 Рік тому +5

    did someone literally just submit the fleabag season 2 plot??? lmao

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 Рік тому +2

      Finally someone said it. Had it in the back of my mind the whole time.

  • @marcowo3226
    @marcowo3226 Рік тому +3

    The sex-drive lady one is insane lmaooo bro needs to get the fuck outta there

  • @eugenehenkel
    @eugenehenkel Рік тому +2

    still the sickest outro ever made

  • @kgc.20
    @kgc.20 Рік тому +1

    seeing perks of being a wallflower in a noel video was.. shocking to say the least

  • @DecsterDM
    @DecsterDM Рік тому +1

    Left Cody’s video for this no cap

  • @Getsadandstuff
    @Getsadandstuff Рік тому

    uploaded exactly when i got home 🔮

  • @kiarasimone123
    @kiarasimone123 9 місяців тому

    3:34 it’s a whole thing called body brokering😂

  • @nadyaif3972
    @nadyaif3972 Рік тому

    Woah Noel's eyes looking like that Jasper from twilight lol

  • @leilajones1258
    @leilajones1258 Рік тому +10

    The only therapist I trust

  • @GingerBoiJaz
    @GingerBoiJaz Рік тому +1

    hey noel! I just learned a new word from tiktok, I just want you to know that I edge to your videos!

  • @Makkufurai
    @Makkufurai Рік тому

    1:48 FYI, for this person and anyone else: There are plenty of simple extensions/apps that will create a throwaway email address for you if needed :P. Your return emails are simply accessed through the extension/app.

  • @trolololo1604
    @trolololo1604 Рік тому +3

    You should include some ai images to illustrate some of these stories

  • @Makkufurai
    @Makkufurai Рік тому +2

    0:25 Got social anxiety disorder? I'll teleport you onto Oxford street in London in high tourist season and give you 5 days until you get back. Accommodations are your responsibility mate.

  • @matthewhoward3154
    @matthewhoward3154 Рік тому +4

    Are we just not gonna talk about the peanut butter thing???

  • @ds11118
    @ds11118 Рік тому +4

    Dr. Noel Miller, PhD (pretty hot doctor)

  • @chefffs
    @chefffs 8 місяців тому

    bro I love your therapist shit

  • @anastasiawisteria
    @anastasiawisteria Рік тому +1

    fun fact my dad dropped out of seminary to be with my mom and are still going strong after 33 years

  • @carolineclaiborne1926
    @carolineclaiborne1926 Рік тому

    not me doing my seminary homework while watching this

  • @emmaphant02
    @emmaphant02 Рік тому +2

    Um...first guy, you're experiencing sexual harrassment, its not ok
    EDIT: The guy at 6:00 too? TF

  • @katarinahatch
    @katarinahatch Рік тому +1

    my therapist canceled on me the past two weeks so this is a great alternative 😀

  • @__-se3tf
    @__-se3tf Рік тому +4

    I've never clicked a video so fast. I love this series!!

  • @haleyjade3216
    @haleyjade3216 Рік тому

    Wish my therapist was this upfront

  • @saturnal
    @saturnal Рік тому +2

    Noel I think you put too much pressure on yourself, the drawback of being an artist with high standards - I like that you pick & choose your projects carefully, but I know that it can be overwhelming/paralyzing. Really dig these more casual short-form videos, good chance for you to relax & connect with your audience in a different way. Keep it up homie 🤜🤛

  • @lilymulligan8180
    @lilymulligan8180 7 місяців тому +1

    The AI counselor should just volunteer with a crisis line. You don't need a degree, they train you, and you'll actually be helping a real person instead of 1s and 0s.

  • @emmalilianna5992
    @emmalilianna5992 Рік тому

    The cut to the perks of being a wallflower poster 😭

  • @diaaaaanaaaaa
    @diaaaaanaaaaa Рік тому

    Hell yea we're back

  • @thvnr_5128
    @thvnr_5128 Рік тому

    I got fever dreams of Noel rocking my kid in my sleep

  • @WanZerReVieW
    @WanZerReVieW Рік тому +3

    Let’s get it