Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (Part 1/5)

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  • Опубліковано 5 сер 2011
  • Filmed live in New York at Broadway's Broadhurst Theater, "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" marks an historic occasion in the annals of comic history. Following the finale of his top-rated prime-time comedy TV series., Jerry Seinfeld embarked on an international tour of the classic stand-up material that made him famous which was to be performed for the very last time.
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  • @sarahwalker9071
    @sarahwalker9071 Рік тому +8

    One of the cleanest and most relatable comedians ever!!

  • @karldahlberg6785
    @karldahlberg6785 6 років тому +8

    Absolutely love the intro. TOO many legends in one place!

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able 12 років тому +30

    It's good that he doesn't use swear words every 1.7 seconds to make things seem funnier like nearly every other comedian.

    • @wilhelmina8843
      @wilhelmina8843 Місяць тому

      It’s not that I can’t have swearing. Some of my favorite comedians swear a lot. But so many use it as a crutch. Bad isn’t funnier with swearing.

  • @drefk1973
    @drefk1973 6 місяців тому +1

    Jerry had/has some good material but what makes him one of the greatest is his sense of timing. It's spot on all the time.

  • @darkangelzephyron
    @darkangelzephyron 12 років тому +6

    the fact that this was Carlin approved made me watch the whole thing. it was worth it.

  • @phyllisarrington7436
    @phyllisarrington7436 Рік тому +3

    He cracks me up!
    You're gold, Jerry. You're gold!.

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad 12 років тому +4

    the best observational comic ever

  • @LorisBenedict
    @LorisBenedict Місяць тому

    Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, and Jim Gaffigan. My favorite guy comedians 😂😂😂

  • @June28July
    @June28July 12 років тому +2

    *
    The opening funeral scene was for the burial of Lady Comedy. It was filmed right after Jerry's "comedy" act was done.
    *

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries 11 років тому +3

    "Well you know, He's driving fast and recklessly but... He's the professional

  • @hoogys
    @hoogys 12 років тому +2

    "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" -I love the double meaning of that title

  • @hedonistic2008
    @hedonistic2008 12 років тому +2

    Jerry is the BEST!!! ...in the world!

  • @samm1809
    @samm1809 12 років тому +2

    I remember when I was a kid we would listen to the cd of this show in the car all the time. At 7:30 I would always think "how the hell has he never heard of a Q?"

  • @SeoulSon51
    @SeoulSon51 12 років тому +2

    Funny is funny. Clean or dirty. He's just funny.

  • @lonelygnome1
    @lonelygnome1 12 років тому +2

    That's GOLD, Jerry!

  • @MrBordal
    @MrBordal 11 років тому +1

    The O with a line through it is the letter Ø. We use it in Norway, and the sound of it reminds me of the way an American says "Uuuh", only without the H.

  • @freemarketjoe9869
    @freemarketjoe9869 3 місяці тому

    Pretty impressive lineup of fellow comics.

  • @Vegan4Life909
    @Vegan4Life909 13 років тому +7

    Jerry is a kick ass comedian. It's awesome that he makes hilarious comments on just about any real life situation.
    Thanks for uploading the complete stand-up in good quality :)

  • @BoliMeKurac
    @BoliMeKurac 12 років тому +2

    ''Some sort of bowling ball candle'' HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @lanimckenzie
    @lanimckenzie 10 років тому +1

    3:28 I love the face jerry makes he's made it on seinfeld before xD

  • @June28July
    @June28July 12 років тому +3

    It's an important part of any joke: the ability to relate. Do you live in New York? Which is where I assume Seinfeld was performing this...

  • @danieldougan269
    @danieldougan269 9 років тому +19

    So this was recorded in 1998, shortly after the "Seinfeld" series went off the air. The second-to-last episode of "Seinfeld," which was called "The Puerto Rican Day," included a bit in which Kramer accidentally set the Puerto Rican flag on fire and incited an angry mob of Puerto Ricans. It was really a joke about Kramer being clumsy rather than a slight against Puerto Ricans. Nevertheless, a group of angry Puerto Ricans who probably hadn't even seen the episode set up a protest right across the street from the theater where he performed this act. So when you hear "Jerry Seinfeld is a racist" at 7:52, it's probably from a bullhorn used in the protests across the street from the theater. Because of the anger from the Puerto Rican community from that episode when "The Puerto Rican Day" originally aired, this is the one episode of "Seinfeld" that does not air in syndication. They always skip over it, but it's on the DVDs. That episode also includes a bit involving George and a laser pointer, which might have something to do with the laser pointer at 14:40.

    • @shadyshorestv
      @shadyshorestv 9 років тому +6

      Daniel Dougan Damn, you know your shit dougan. I feel like i just got let in on some government-behind the scenes-activity

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 9 років тому +4

      Shady Shores Comedy Hardly a secret. It was all over the news at the time. For example: www.ew.com/article/1998/08/21/tv-review-seinfelds-im-telling-you-last-time
      People said the episode was offensive to African-Americans and gays too, but I don't see how.
      Cedric and Bob were gay (flaming, really). But that wasn't the issue -- the issue was that they were also thugs for mugging Kramer to steal Elaine's armoire, forcing Kramer to wear a ribbon, and in that episode, leading the angry mob that chased Kramer and destroyed Jerry's car. It just goes to show that gay people can be bastards too. Was the show anti-straight because Newman was a bad guy? I don't think so.
      There were plenty of positive gay characters on the show. In "The Beard," Elaine posed as a girlfriend for a gay man and then tried unsuccessfully to convert him to heterosexuality. Also, I don't see how you could watch "The Outing" and think Jerry Seinfeld was homophobic. There was also "The Wig Master" episode, which was about as rainbow (or technicolor) as you get, and Elaine went to a lesbian wedding in "The Subway."
      I especially don't see anything about that episode being offensive to African-Americans. I don't even know what they're talking about. One of the villains in "The Puerto Rican Day" episode was the guy known as "Maroon Golf" based on the car he was driving, and he was black. But so what? Can't minorities occasionally be jerks just like any other segment of the population? They didn't talk about his race at all, he was just another guy stuck in traffic.
      I could understand how someone would hear about Kramer burning the Puerto Rican flag in "The Puerto Rican Day" and think it would be offensive. But if they actually WATCHED the episode as I did, they would hopefully see that they were making fun of Kramer having a terrible mishap with his cigar, not making fun of the Puerto Ricans. The only comment made about them in that episode was, "They are a very festive people." Hardly an epithet.

    • @jinjo001
      @jinjo001 6 років тому +2

      Daniel Dougan Wow
      You really know something.
      Are you a writer or something?

    • @naturalobserver6130
      @naturalobserver6130 5 років тому +1

      Well, if there's away to be offended, snowflakes will find it.

  • @samm1809
    @samm1809 11 років тому +1

    When I was a kid my family was listening to the cd of this on a long car ride and when it got to the 'O with the line through it' bit, I went "It's called a Q, dummy." Every 6 months my mum or dad takes a jab at me about that. "Hey look Sam, It's the O with the line through it!"

  • @DorfarenG
    @DorfarenG 11 років тому +3

    What a genius! Funniest guy on the planet, love you Seinfeld :)

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries 12 років тому +2

    Well.. he's the professional! hahahah!

  • @thegonz9
    @thegonz9 12 років тому +3

    What a breath of fresh air. Comedy without the filthy profanity.

  • @PeaceDisturber
    @PeaceDisturber 12 років тому +1

    Touché... My moment of grammatical ineptitude has foiled my sarcastic douchebaggery.

  • @sammywhip33
    @sammywhip33 11 років тому +1

    I'm an American and the first time I saw this I was living in Norway and that was my first thought. Its not another planet lol. He did a show in Norway that summer actually

  • @HBrawl-Stars
    @HBrawl-Stars 5 років тому +1

    The vague points. I'm getting out before them.. 😂

  • @gothicnoka1310
    @gothicnoka1310 12 років тому +1

    "Is there any cake?" lol

  • @Atalinay
    @Atalinay 12 років тому +1

    he is professionally funny, it is a written fact, he is paid to be hilarious

  • @natalieschannel7675
    @natalieschannel7675 6 років тому +1

    RIP Ed McMahon, George Carlin, Gary Shandling, Alan King

  • @shnoogums1
    @shnoogums1 12 років тому +1

    call it drivel call it what you want, its all hilarious to me

  • @hedonistic2008
    @hedonistic2008 12 років тому +1

    Lmao about the vague direction to the exits!!!!! So true!!!

  • @TheGreggiraldo
    @TheGreggiraldo 12 років тому +1

    i know that it just part of the show, but two things i find wrong with jerry seinfeld : one : how do you give a tv show a funeral. and two : how lucky did he get to be to kiss janeane garofalo, DANG IT SEINFELD !

  • @joejoey316
    @joejoey316 12 років тому +1

    just seen him at the 02 dublin ! awsomness!

  • @MyMusicalProject
    @MyMusicalProject 12 років тому +1

    Thank you so much for putting an annotation for the start of the video.

  • @carultch
    @carultch 10 років тому +3

    9:29 - I like the way sink faucets are built in medical rooms, as pedal operated valves. It has the best features of all faucet types.
    Doesn't leave the water running, if you forget to turn it off
    Don't have to use grimy hands to turn it on
    Can use with both hands free to be washed
    Has a definite on, and a definite off...unlike timers or sensors.

  • @June28July
    @June28July 12 років тому +1

    I assure you, Seinfeld's millions won't be hurt if I bash him.

  • @dontaskaboutmyname
    @dontaskaboutmyname 12 років тому

    omg all the greats are there

  • @MBKS29
    @MBKS29 11 років тому +2

    If you aren't a Jerry fan, then, yea, this isn't funny, but for me, it's hilarious, every day life...Long Island style

  • @CJMorillo
    @CJMorillo 12 років тому +1

    that kid in the intro looks like he's related to Jerry

  • @froggieredcliffe8097
    @froggieredcliffe8097 8 місяців тому

    It helps to have a face to put on a cab license. A hair dryer with a scope on it. Jerry you have been on too many Flights!

  • @LapseLife
    @LapseLife 12 років тому +1

    Wow, glad I haven't seen these exact same jokes on Seinfeld.

  • @DarkShadowBlu
    @DarkShadowBlu 10 років тому +3

    Did you see the size of that gun? It was bigger than him!

  • @eicktube
    @eicktube 12 років тому

    Nice "Bababooey" calls at the beginning of the standup

  • @PeaceDisturber
    @PeaceDisturber 12 років тому

    Oh what I would give to be in the 'good books' of a total stranger replying to my comments on UA-cam.

  • @joeyx447
    @joeyx447 12 років тому +1

    hes not making fun of his appearance, hes just quoting and episode from Seinfeld where they are going to the movies, and that's how Kramer describes Jerry

  • @gcccccccccccccc
    @gcccccccccccccc 11 років тому

    DOPE FIEND

  • @June28July
    @June28July 12 років тому +1

    Here's the thing though: I don't remember the last time I've ever taken a cab, same goes for traveling by plane (though I remember scenes in movies). I rarely drive so I've never had an elderly driver move in reverse recklessly... :\

  • @dddhhh2612
    @dddhhh2612 6 років тому +1

    He starts his act at 5:23

  • @JingleBalls91
    @JingleBalls91 12 років тому +1

    2:54 Doorman he had trouble in one episode...actually his best friend in real life

  • @WordedDrake
    @WordedDrake 11 років тому +2

    14:42 Wow! Was that a sniper rifle or George with his laser pen!?

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 12 років тому +1

    3 cab drivers watched this.

  • @christopherbramwell8262
    @christopherbramwell8262 10 місяців тому

    The pilot says, "I'm gonna' take it up to about 10,000".
    I'm thinking, "Sure. You're a trained professional. The destination on my ticket is correct. As long as you get me there safely, and I'm quite certain that you will, do what ya' gotta do. Take her up to 20. Shoot, if you need to take her up to 30, for whatever reason, take her up to 30. You and your co-pilot just make sure and hold off on "the sauce" until you land "this baby". Capeech? Set this fine piece of transportation on autopilot if ya'want. Take in the nice clouds or whatever it is that "floats your boat".
    Hopefully, my luggage is there. Just get me there with most of my serenity.

  • @SmoothResolution
    @SmoothResolution 12 років тому

    that one idiot that had to point the laser in his face 14:41 lol

  • @irishpandae4641
    @irishpandae4641 12 років тому

    lazer pointer panda strikes again!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

  • @LordoftheJimmy
    @LordoftheJimmy 11 років тому +2

    2:13 CARLIN: "Did you ever see his act?"
    KLEIN: "No not really man, did you?"
    CARLIN: "Yeah yeah, he was good... but I was full of drugs."
    Even in Jerry Seinfeld's comedy special, George Carlin steals the show!

    • @noxauracille
      @noxauracille 6 років тому

      LordoftheJimmy Yehp. Definitely.

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy 11 років тому +1

    Your'e not the first to notice. It's an interesting phenomenon. Each set of people must look after its interests. Jewish humour is funny anyways.

  • @FugeelaWibe
    @FugeelaWibe 12 років тому +1

    so far, i haven't seen this show yet, but ALL the jokes in this part, are jokes i have heard him say before.......

  • @VidFreak2006
    @VidFreak2006 11 років тому

    omg, absolutely. hahhah

  • @leco5665
    @leco5665 11 років тому +1

    Jerry would have liked that joke :)

  • @immortalmortal1000
    @immortalmortal1000 12 років тому

    damn howd u notice that. great attention to detail

  • @jes9044
    @jes9044 12 років тому

    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!! lmao

  • @richardhoon77
    @richardhoon77 11 років тому +1

    true, but they have O's with lines through them in other languages and scripts too...like russian and greek.
    i don't think there's too many norwegian cab drivers in New York.

    • @anuragprasad2891
      @anuragprasad2891 6 років тому +1

      richardhoon77 the people talk about o like that from noway is ridicules and bad in fact

  • @3Glimpse3
    @3Glimpse3 12 років тому

    seinfeld was fineeeeeee

  • @Chris-kt9yq
    @Chris-kt9yq 12 років тому

    IM GOING TO USE CAPITALS TOO, JUST TO GET MY POINT ACROSS.

  • @mikejpete
    @mikejpete 12 років тому +1

    Jerry, the character from the sitcom is funny. Jerry the comic...eh, maybe a few chuckles. Don't know why he gets so much praise as a comedian.

  • @ahmadkhan12355
    @ahmadkhan12355 12 років тому

    did anybody notice the lasear beam thingy on his face at 14:41???

  • @penahemmo
    @penahemmo 12 років тому

    at around 13:00 You're dead, you're dead, IM GONE! ::D:D:D:D:D:D

  • @gothorsen
    @gothorsen 12 років тому

    Don't be ego, Norway has it too ^^

  • @Chris-kt9yq
    @Chris-kt9yq 12 років тому

    Hey to each its own, its cool if you dont like em, just respect others who do.

  • @dahle1983
    @dahle1983 11 років тому

    The O with a line through it is the Norwegian letter Ø.. You Englishtalkers say it when you say,fx. "girl" (gørl) and "dirty" (dørti) ;)

  • @Briscom
    @Briscom 12 років тому

    "yah $14 Tuna salad" yah what's with these airline shops??

  • @AM-pm4sh
    @AM-pm4sh 12 років тому +1

    "You're nothing but a prop comic!"

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom 12 років тому

    @Gerbilmeister On what grounds do you base your opinion?

  • @tingytube
    @tingytube 11 років тому

    Alan King is to Gary's left, Ed McMahon on his right (our left).

  • @aninjalo
    @aninjalo 12 років тому

    @mahtexas It's all about the Foreplay.

  • @fiscer247
    @fiscer247 12 років тому +1

    Swearing is a trait for more agressive comedians...I think I might develop that style it just suits my personality.

  • @Rijksvoorlichtingsdienst
    @Rijksvoorlichtingsdienst 11 років тому +1

    Save Jerry @ 14:42! Call the cops :D

  • @Edmau51987
    @Edmau51987 11 років тому

    14:42. someone has a laser pointer

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria 11 років тому

    At 14:43 someone is pointing at Jerry with a laser gun.

  • @LimeHunter7
    @LimeHunter7 12 років тому

    He's talking alchemical, I believe.

  • @809Ollie
    @809Ollie 12 років тому

    hence the name of the show....

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy 11 років тому

    I guess differnt people congregate in different areas. Like mining, you never see a jewish miner. Nobody ever saw a yarmulke with a light on it.

  • @and2244rew
    @and2244rew 12 років тому

    The thumbnail looks exactly like Joel Osteen

  • @m.gaxiola7462
    @m.gaxiola7462 6 років тому

    Ya se de donde sacó Eugenio Derbez la idea del féretro para su show. Cuando acabo Derbez en cuando.

  • @dravreh
    @dravreh 12 років тому

    Ø - there you go :-)

  • @TvvoTr3es
    @TvvoTr3es 12 років тому

    laser pointer on Jerry 14:43

  • @TheLoverboyz901
    @TheLoverboyz901 12 років тому

    oh boy, this is so pre-9/11 XD

  • @cmwoell28
    @cmwoell28 12 років тому

    will smith don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records

  • @thebrownkid1991
    @thebrownkid1991 12 років тому

    Symbol for Boron is "B"...

  • @jockejocke1
    @jockejocke1 12 років тому

    ohhh, you lift UP on the buckle?

  • @CaptainJZH
    @CaptainJZH 12 років тому

    5:23

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 років тому

    14:43
    is that a laser on his face?

  • @alileo12
    @alileo12 12 років тому

    Guys do something. Pause at 3:26
    hahha yea i know :D

  • @brucelee7525
    @brucelee7525 12 років тому

    i'm from pittsburgh

  • @SirLordGod
    @SirLordGod 12 років тому

    @Actors317 this video was made in 1998

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica 11 років тому

    I'm sure it's been pointed out before but somebody yelled out "Jerry you're a racist" at 7:54

  • @crysjumar1
    @crysjumar1 11 років тому

    who is the guy sitting to the left of gary shandling