Jake and Amir: Ebola

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  • @hubertmucha362
    @hubertmucha362 4 роки тому +1150

    Amir truly was ahead of his time

    • @samuelbenhardt4230
      @samuelbenhardt4230 4 роки тому +32

      Simultaneously ahead and behind.

    • @nono-hl4oi
      @nono-hl4oi 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah, kissing your cousin is pretty dope now, who would've guessed 🤷‍♂️

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 3 роки тому +17

      @@nono-hl4oi Jake. Jake would have guessed. on a Tuesday

    • @beasee379
      @beasee379 3 роки тому

      "1 year ago" rip

    • @wamrainc176
      @wamrainc176 3 роки тому

      Here here, underrated comedy genius, just like Norm MacDonald had a unique form of comedy that’s under the layers is intelligent

  • @crustaceandroolcube
    @crustaceandroolcube 8 років тому +855

    Weird to see an episode where Amir is the one committing incest and justifying it with a terrible reason.

  • @moe9596
    @moe9596 9 років тому +261

    I love how throughout the series Amir thinks simply because he does something as a goof its justifiable or like the laws of nature and physics therefore shouldnt apply, love it.

  • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
    @pilotwhaleproductions5880 4 роки тому +1219

    Jake and Amir: Coronavirus

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 4 роки тому +13

      That's why I'm rewatching this. I think 2019-nCoV is just a repeat of ebola

    • @Cheyenne.b.castillo
      @Cheyenne.b.castillo 4 роки тому +8

      first thing I thought about when I re watched this

    • @aryehshershow2218
      @aryehshershow2218 4 роки тому +9

      I’m still fearful

    • @Harrison1875
      @Harrison1875 4 роки тому +8

      @@gayvideos3808 Shit's gotten real now

    • @sonicrushXII
      @sonicrushXII 4 роки тому +3

      There is a fan script about that on reddit

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 4 роки тому +445

    Bad Corona?
    No, bad *you*

  • @benjaminnewington9099
    @benjaminnewington9099 8 років тому +290

    "Do you know how to put on gloves?" "Yeah, ya... Squeeze 'em up."

  • @bluedraught8671
    @bluedraught8671 8 років тому +128

    Probably the most realistic puking they've ever had on college humor.
    Some people might say that's not much to brag about, those people would be wrong

    • @bluedraught8671
      @bluedraught8671 8 років тому +14

      I am the missing father in this episode, Ask Me Anytime

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 2 роки тому +9

      In one of the Ace and Jocelyn episodes Jake is actually throwing up because he’s hung over.

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 Рік тому +1

      Six years later but, are you a foodie?

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Рік тому

      "DON'T write that down in your journal!"
      "Jake complimented my puke and then gave me ebola."

  • @HeraAndHyde
    @HeraAndHyde 7 років тому +128

    Amir: "I'm tongue kissing him, I'm tongue kissing him-"
    Jake: "I got that part!"
    Freaking Hilarious XD

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 4 роки тому +368

    Kissing your cousin is okay as long as it's as a goof and on camera, check the constitution

    • @Cheyenne.b.castillo
      @Cheyenne.b.castillo 4 роки тому +21

      Or if you do it inside crimson on a tuesday the 4th hardest night to get in not including weekends

    • @seranraoo785
      @seranraoo785 3 роки тому +8

      @@Cheyenne.b.castillo What about in a house party while robo-tripping?

    • @chilldude2239
      @chilldude2239 3 роки тому +4

      @@seranraoo785 the point is I get invited to house parties!

    • @downloadingutubes
      @downloadingutubes 3 роки тому +1

      Or on a tuesday

  • @AloeVerafied
    @AloeVerafied 9 років тому +42

    I die whenever Amir says "excuse"
    Funniest series on the web

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 8 років тому +247

    You uh... Squeeze em up

  • @elis7393
    @elis7393 Рік тому +6

    To me this is the epitome of Jake and amir writing. The way they just bounce off of each other is perfect.

  • @CarloMartinini
    @CarloMartinini 8 років тому +490

    ex... cuuuuse?

    • @MrGoodbye23
      @MrGoodbye23 7 років тому +51

      Never say that again, you diva roach

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 років тому +6

      @@MrGoodbye23
      Ex-queef me?

    • @joey1245x
      @joey1245x 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/3D5tkAUNFa4/v-deo.html

  • @aminsiddiqui7552
    @aminsiddiqui7552 8 років тому +131

    But jake you kissed your cousin too, on a Tuesday!

  • @monkeyg333
    @monkeyg333 9 років тому +679

    Jesus people, they're not making fun of ebola; they're making fun of the crazy, overly-paranoid people in America who are scared of getting ebola when they are at no real risk.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 9 років тому +10

      I don't like people like that. Somebody in my class thought they had Ebola, and I had to tell the how dumb they were.

    • @jmschulze7683
      @jmschulze7683 9 років тому +8

      Alfred F. Jones are you in a special class

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 9 років тому +1

      Jm Schulze No, they were in algebra 1 with me (they were actually a sophmore, so they should be in algebra 2 or something).

    • @thatcoin
      @thatcoin 9 років тому +2

      Jesus people are not making fun of ebola.. Nailed it!

    • @jmschulze7683
      @jmschulze7683 9 років тому +1

      Alfred F. Jones Oh okay.

  • @BakerbrothertvOfficial
    @BakerbrothertvOfficial 9 років тому +10

    There is nothing better on this earth than an episode of Jake & Amir. The best series on CH by far!

  • @JeeblyWBush
    @JeeblyWBush 4 роки тому +194

    We all know why you’re back here

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 2 роки тому +35

    I love how Jake actually defended the nurse who flung Ebola-infected shit at someone for teasing her

  • @PolyRidge
    @PolyRidge 4 роки тому +9

    Only noticed this now, but at 2:30 when he throws up a little his mask is flipped around too.
    Fast sunglasses skills come in handy 😂

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 7 років тому +34

    I'd love to see J&A episode next year that takes place in 2029 where Amir runs the presidency and it cuts to Jake watching the results and he says: Shit. end episode

  • @chilldude2239
    @chilldude2239 3 роки тому +3

    amir may have gloves on, my he can still do job commands

  • @LyghtWaves
    @LyghtWaves 4 роки тому +3

    "Don't say shit like that or I'll quarantine your ass!"

  • @nicholasglover5707
    @nicholasglover5707 5 років тому +19

    "As a goof" LMAOOOOOO

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 Рік тому +2

    I've seen most Jake an Amir episodes 7+ times and they still never fail to make me laugh. This series will never get old for me man... whenever I'm bored at work and need some background noise this is the perfect remedy 😭😭😭

  • @hannes2927
    @hannes2927 4 роки тому +34

    We need a coronavirus episode

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 4 роки тому +11

      Hannex *_* good news! We fricken got one!

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 4 роки тому +2

      just change the word from Ebola to Corona and you have it here.

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 3 роки тому +1

      @@BrianMagnan WE GOT THE BITCH! WE GOT THE BITCH!

  • @memefreeman8992
    @memefreeman8992 4 роки тому +22

    funny time to be in my recommended

  • @culliusswagner9499
    @culliusswagner9499 8 років тому +21

    at the end amirs mask was upside down

  • @Dragongirl617
    @Dragongirl617 4 роки тому +6

    Who else is bindging Jake and Amir during the corona outbreak, starting with this episode?

  • @TheMasterHeater
    @TheMasterHeater 4 роки тому +10

    Someone needs to petition a Jake and Amir corona virus episode.

  • @zyto7904
    @zyto7904 3 роки тому +2

    "though you're pretty frickin' close"

  • @biscuitolivaismyname1994
    @biscuitolivaismyname1994 4 роки тому +7

    Jake and amir: social distance scroll
    There back

  • @mathias5171
    @mathias5171 3 роки тому +5

    In the end, Amir did indeed, quarantine his ass.

  • @billyvoges8373
    @billyvoges8373 4 роки тому +4

    This hits a little harder now

  • @brodern22
    @brodern22 9 років тому +123

    So insensitive... My mom died from ebola-cancer...

    • @AiriNaomi
      @AiriNaomi 9 років тому +19

      Ebola isn't a cancer.

    • @extremetrollface
      @extremetrollface 9 років тому +30

      LilEndlessMeh hes fucking with you

    • @AtlasGuitar
      @AtlasGuitar 9 років тому +30

      I know, my friend died of EbolAIDS.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +6

      Mrspidey457 So sad for your gay Liberian friend.

    • @matthewlittle9475
      @matthewlittle9475 9 років тому +1

      I had CromesEbola

  • @JH-on3ol
    @JH-on3ol 4 роки тому +3

    Dude is that Marty at 1:23? Did he use to work at CH?

  • @jakeradoski6880
    @jakeradoski6880 4 роки тому +1

    He’s just ahead of the curve

  • @Skip2105
    @Skip2105 4 роки тому +4

    2:52 Headgum

  • @LineWalkerPro
    @LineWalkerPro 2 роки тому +2

    Why do I always watch this show while I'm eating?

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 9 років тому +17

    Excuuse.

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Рік тому

    To make you hate someone with passion yet love them so much it’s a lot of freaking talent…..I tip my hat to you mr amir

  • @AlexanderFeltnerHarrison
    @AlexanderFeltnerHarrison 8 років тому +3

    Lol Amir almost broke character at the end

  • @Prasanth631
    @Prasanth631 3 роки тому +2

    I don't get why "nurse teaser" isn't an often used insult. It's gold!

  • @nigelpennynickel2531
    @nigelpennynickel2531 9 років тому +41

    What to hear a ebola joke?
    You won't get it...

  • @evantaylor1549
    @evantaylor1549 9 років тому +1

    After watching their podcasts for 2 hours, it's extremely hard to get used to Amir's craziness.

  • @grantl9561
    @grantl9561 9 років тому +6

    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    Before you make any comment about how offended you are, remember, you are on UA-cam and nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Thank you and have a nice day.

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 4 роки тому +1

    Well gee I wonder why UA-cam would recommend this video today an hour after the university of delaware spontaneously began spring break and canceled all physical lectures for the semester

  • @Demotivational_Monarch
    @Demotivational_Monarch 4 роки тому +11

    People everywhere: OMG coronavirus isn’t even that bad the dhhs is so stupid
    DHHS: 2:34

  • @JoeRourke1
    @JoeRourke1 9 років тому +1

    I wanted to goto the movies one day with my family and when we walked in there weren't any people in the cimema and when I went up to the woman at the counter and she told me that someone had booked all the tickets for every screen in the cinema, but not only that John Wolf had also bought all the popcorn and refreshments in the cinema. He came out of one of the screens then and just left the cinema after being there for 4 hours not letting anyone watch any films. Not illegal just making peoples lives more difficult

  • @thanethegreat
    @thanethegreat 3 роки тому +3

    I can’t believe Amir predicted coronavirus

  • @jondortona16
    @jondortona16 9 років тому +2

    I love when Jake just gets so done with Amir XD

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 4 роки тому +5

    CORONAVIRUS YALL

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 4 роки тому +1

    Oh like jakes anyone to criticise frenching your cousin

  • @FATHER3k
    @FATHER3k 4 роки тому +3

    Me: mom I want coronavirus
    Mom: we got coronavirus at home "this"

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 роки тому +2

    This is strangely relevant.

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. 9 років тому +41

    Wow this is only 3 months late

    • @dngrouscrgo
      @dngrouscrgo 9 років тому +5

      the episodes are released much earlier on the CH website

    • @fatihozturk6576
      @fatihozturk6576 9 років тому +45

      0:22

    • @samhogan666
      @samhogan666 9 років тому +7

      They are released earlier on the site, and that's the joke.

    • @J1ffyLub3
      @J1ffyLub3 9 років тому +37

      did you realize that was the point behind the video
      jake even says that himself

    • @StarCrusher.
      @StarCrusher. 9 років тому +7

      Yes I commented before I saw it. Sue me.

  • @dannyaa123
    @dannyaa123 6 років тому +1

    This is one of my favorite internets

  • @DrJohnZoidberg125
    @DrJohnZoidberg125 9 років тому +11

    His mask switched

  • @Joel38272
    @Joel38272 9 років тому

    lol jake and amir is the only reason i am still subscribed to college humor, they're funnyy all the time, never disappoints

  • @ellicool9
    @ellicool9 9 років тому +19

    i dont care about sports

  • @TheCardgameWriter
    @TheCardgameWriter 4 роки тому +1

    This hits really differently during corona

  • @HaiRune
    @HaiRune 9 років тому +4

    I got Ebola from drinking an infected Coca Cola.

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 9 років тому

      eCola from GTA V?

    • @golbezdarkness4612
      @golbezdarkness4612 9 років тому +1

      Star Foth Or from fallout. Nuke oh cola? Can't spell lol.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 9 років тому +1

      Star Foth You've just uncovered a conspiracy.

    • @HadesJambix
      @HadesJambix 9 років тому

      Good.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 9 років тому +1

      That's what I get for not drinking Pepsi.

  • @user-lq3my2ru4x
    @user-lq3my2ru4x 9 років тому

    The only collegehumor videos I enjoy are these now

  • @billy9585
    @billy9585 9 років тому +11

    Can't wait for the serious people come here and get angry at this even though its a joke haha

  • @Sener
    @Sener 5 років тому

    2:22 to 2:32 perfect comedy timing.

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs Рік тому

      Masterful! Those wizards, those warlocks

  • @T0YCHEST
    @T0YCHEST 8 років тому +4

    Guys dont make in fun of ebola, you'll hurt the virus's feels!

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 8 років тому

      that was almost funny. you should have proofread dude

  • @brandonwilcox7411
    @brandonwilcox7411 3 роки тому +2

    It’s days like this that I miss Ebola

  • @ricolinuxtutorial
    @ricolinuxtutorial 9 років тому +239

    is not funny to make fun of ebola, billions of africans are dying right now

    • @ricolinuxtutorial
      @ricolinuxtutorial 9 років тому +174

      people spread the truth obama is illuminati he invented the ebola just to get more oil

    • @SIKKRMXS
      @SIKKRMXS 9 років тому +21

      ricolinuxtutorial lol

    • @ricolinuxtutorial
      @ricolinuxtutorial 9 років тому +160

      ***** maybe trillions, thx obama

    • @ResurrectionRefuge
      @ResurrectionRefuge 9 років тому +153

      I heard trillions.

    • @111vincento
      @111vincento 9 років тому +37

      about a few thousands..... thats all.....

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +1

    the point is that he has seen a security camera

  • @TheSuperCrafters12
    @TheSuperCrafters12 9 років тому +3

    Why do u pretend ur in Los Angeles? I live a block away from your office the huge weird shaped one thats all white and shit on the outside. On the west side highway. BE PROUD you are from the sexiest city ever

    • @Brando92198
      @Brando92198 9 років тому +10

      They actually moved to L.A a couple months back, they don't live in New York anymore.

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 9 років тому +1

      Not really kids are born with birth defects cause of the polluted air

    • @Brando92198
      @Brando92198 9 років тому +3

      jay kalouska ok... they still live in Los Angeles.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 9 років тому +1

      New York is a piece of shit.

    • @matthewlittle9475
      @matthewlittle9475 9 років тому

      You're a piece of shit

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 4 роки тому +2

    Me at dinner:
    Uh yeah uh yeah

  • @enceladus2263
    @enceladus2263 3 роки тому +3

    People who still wear masks in 2021

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 2 роки тому

      Bro you’re so cool

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 2 роки тому

      @@justrusty8399 confirmed double masked and triple jabbed

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 2 роки тому

      @@enceladus2263 confirmed cool

  • @anir4383
    @anir4383 4 роки тому +2

    Amir quarantined all our asses

  • @WhiffleWaffles
    @WhiffleWaffles 6 років тому

    I was so paranoid about this for some reason. It's a terrible disease, needs awareness on prevention in all countries.

  • @nicolasgirs8842
    @nicolasgirs8842 4 роки тому +1

    Sad we won't have a Corona J&A :(

  • @therealcellar1969
    @therealcellar1969 9 років тому +2

    Ebola is love, Ebola is life.

  • @Julian-jd5yj
    @Julian-jd5yj 3 роки тому +1

    It was a GOOF

  • @amf1435
    @amf1435 3 роки тому +1

    Sad how many months its been and it still relevant...

  • @DrOhm25
    @DrOhm25 9 років тому

    I thought the Jake and Amir series had lost its touch by now but this video definitely changed my mind...I could not stop laughing

  • @curiouspider
    @curiouspider 9 років тому

    some clarification: "epidemic" is local and "pandemic" is worldwide; neither means that it affects many people ("morbidity"), or that it kills anyone ("mortality"). So when someone says it's an epidemic like that's a big scary thing--don't be Amir.

  • @superzyrous
    @superzyrous 9 років тому +1

    If you didn't feel this video is hilarious then you must have ebola! I love CollegeHumor.

  • @tydosify
    @tydosify 7 років тому

    the excuse was straight outa scary movie with the little hand butler

  • @jabbedia
    @jabbedia 9 років тому

    amir does/says something stupid, jake is the voice of reason, hilarity ensues. Comedy.

  • @TheWani45
    @TheWani45 9 років тому

    i like how amir's mask was upside down only at the end 2:32

  • @jooshm
    @jooshm Рік тому +1

    @1:00 Amir debating Corona Virus reaction

  • @markeasley6149
    @markeasley6149 Рік тому +1

    As a goof, nailed it

  • @CilanSteele
    @CilanSteele 9 років тому

    My sides exploded when Amir spontaneously threw up

  • @Ekvitarius
    @Ekvitarius 7 років тому +1

    Im a little surprised that this episode didn't mirror their old swine flu episode the way the bitcoin episode mirrored the iPad episode.

  • @MyMiniMovieMagic
    @MyMiniMovieMagic 5 років тому

    Man, you guys are so damn good at having horrible conversations.

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 6 років тому

    Kneeling down in the bathroom of my job to watch this. People can wait.

  • @jonrita2344
    @jonrita2344 4 роки тому +2

    Looks like he really did quarantine his ass

  • @DaringDasher
    @DaringDasher 9 років тому

    They both almost died laughing at the end.

  • @creepershoriginals2360
    @creepershoriginals2360 9 років тому

    I remember watching this back in 2014 the day it was uploaded, and it only had 450 views, now it has 595,113.

  • @charlierudolph3814
    @charlierudolph3814 8 років тому +2

    Those 2 have to be best friends by now

    • @CrypticIcy
      @CrypticIcy 8 років тому

      They did jake and Amir for 8 years and still do podcasts and just started a new web series. They are

    • @ArbyTV
      @ArbyTV 8 років тому

      +JakeCoC whoa what new web series?

    • @CrypticIcy
      @CrypticIcy 8 років тому

      +Arby it's called lonely and horny and it comes out on Vimeo April 8th for $14.99

  • @alexisanderson4863
    @alexisanderson4863 3 роки тому

    2:34 Amir followed through with his threat!

  • @chadmichael8021
    @chadmichael8021 9 років тому

    The end credits were the best lol

  • @FirstRecusant
    @FirstRecusant 4 роки тому +1

    Who here thinks Amir is going to die from Corona Virus?
    *everyone raises their hand*
    WOW, THAT'S SMARTS!

  • @insomnialad7794
    @insomnialad7794 4 роки тому +1

    "...or I'll quarantine your ass" If only they knew

  • @jessejohnson8246
    @jessejohnson8246 4 роки тому +1

    FROZEN DIRTY TWIST TIE

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 9 років тому +2

    I miss when I could actually recognize the people in the office.

  • @LiamKaplan
    @LiamKaplan 4 роки тому +2

    this is terrifyingly relevant