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I'll add this to the list of things I say sometimes that I didn't realize I learned from Jake and Amir hahaha. I swear, this web series is the reason why people think I'm funny to this day.
My favourite part is so subtle in this one. Once Jake says it's shit at 1:49, Amir actually swallows before asking deeper questions.. This is the best Jake and Amir in years
"Takes like horse manure actually!" "That actually IS horse manure!" "Sure tastes like it! *laughs maniacally*" Probably my favourite Jake and Amir moment hahaha
Amir: Okay you're right. I lied. My answer was gonna be how much you spent minus one. Jake: And it took you that long to solve 10-1? Amir: I didn't know whether it was 9 or -9. Jake: You forgot the rules of subtraction? Amir: FOR LIKE A SECOND!
this one is one of the new ones that makes it into my favorite episodes category. its so funny when jakes like "it's horse shit!" and amir's like "it sure tastes like it!" lolololololol
best last episode right here: after the episode fade out of a dream sequince to jake standing over amir in an insane asilum. amir is in a straight jacket drooling and rambling as jake walks out with a tear in his eye says the doctors feel confidant the electro shock (what ever the actual procedure is called) will help. jake shuts the door to amirs padded room and you see in the distance a sign saying psych ward. its the only way any of these shows could possibly explain amir its all been delusions in amirs head or revers it and make jake the patient
I preferred it when all Jake tried to do was prevent/avoid conversation with Amir at all times, in the early days. In the newer episodes he actively challenges his actions and consistently questions him.
Guys I know jake and amir have taken a dip in quality recently but thats because they are doing the whole things improvised. Soon they will regain their passion and get back too their glory days, they're still young guys remember
“Work is fun but I’ve actually been into hobbies recently”
honestly, this is probably one of the best jake and amir sketches ever. every line is hilarious
The lines, and the acting/delivery is fucking perfect
Excuse you
I was just about to say that.
@@lakyjar No excuse you
You're just saying that because you're just thankful it's not the Amir from the Compost sketch.
"Murph!"
The funniest part of this series for me was always how Amir can always grab anything out of nowhere like a cartoon character
I agree.
I agree.
.eerga I
I agree.
What episodes is this shown in? I think I missed them.
"im sorry but i'm not gonna apologize"
Amir is Canadian
Fucking hell some of these lines were so fucking underrated back then....
He's actually sorry not sorry
I'll add this to the list of things I say sometimes that I didn't realize I learned from Jake and Amir hahaha.
I swear, this web series is the reason why people think I'm funny to this day.
Amir spent like a bad amount of money on gardening equipment.
Alex 9........bucks..
Any amount of money would be a bad amount of money.
Alex and cash
What’s a bad amount of money?
Its like the worst amount
"OH TOO GREEN! That's infected!" ...the way Jake says this (and other phrases in past videos) is one of my favorite Jake bits....
"This is a Rolex! This is a Rolex buddy!"
Jake struggles not to laugh most sketches and just smirks
Which is hilarious.
"Scrooge McFuck"
SmileyLegoGuy
that and the profile picture from weird al's "fat" made me laugh so hard
He's kind of a Jimmy Fallon in that regard
SmileyLegoGuy Why does everyone just awe over my name?
This is a pinnacle of culture, art and comedy.
When he put the "manure" in his mouth again just killed me
“Because it’s good for ya... see!”
1:59 "I did, I am!"
So that's where Geoff got it from (review revue podcast)
WHAT'S THAT?
I WILL! I AM!
My favourite part is so subtle in this one. Once Jake says it's shit at 1:49, Amir actually swallows before asking deeper questions.. This is the best Jake and Amir in years
I still vehemently believe this was their magnum opus 7 years hence!
I was just thinking, "Please just be crushed up Oreos..." the entire video.
Exactly what I thought
or powdered chocolate cookies. LOL
dark chocolate cake
Xenn000 it is, they said so. Amir said he still was grossed out caused it looked like dirt.
“SO WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?!”
“I DID! I AM!”
"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize."
This is an underrated episode
"Takes like horse manure actually!"
"That actually IS horse manure!"
"Sure tastes like it! *laughs maniacally*"
Probably my favourite Jake and Amir moment hahaha
"it IS it!"
He legit put it in his mouth for this skit. Probably swallowed some too.
For some reason Amir's hat and crazed look make me think of Johnny Depp in "The Secret Window."
woah i see it now O.o
It reminded me more of the girl from the movie Anger Management. The one that thought she was fat.
Hi
Amir: Okay you're right. I lied. My answer was gonna be how much you spent minus one.
Jake: And it took you that long to solve 10-1?
Amir: I didn't know whether it was 9 or -9.
Jake: You forgot the rules of subtraction?
Amir: FOR LIKE A SECOND!
That would still be....
this one is one of the new ones that makes it into my favorite episodes category. its so funny when jakes like "it's horse shit!" and amir's like "it sure tastes like it!" lolololololol
This episode is hilarious!
The Jake and Amir series is so funny.
Yeh, really funny.
Say what you want about the new eps, either way this one's my new favourite
“Oh, too green! That’s infected!” is probably one of my favorite lines of all time
CUZ IT'S GOOD FER YA.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
Jesus
I really hope that was just crushed up oreos or something and not real fertiliser XD
I thought it might be chocolate cake or something like that
On the Jake and Amir subreddit Amir said that would've been a better idea.
It's charcoal powder haha
I love Jake and Amir!! Post more videos, im procrastinating watching them all!
jake and amir is the only reason why i subscribe...so thanks for that good men
These two are perfect for each other
Easily my favorite Jake and Amir video.
I think I almost died laughing at 1:40
+Emil Elander I laugh so hard I cry every time I see 1:46 lol
i thinnk "jake and amir: dog" was my favorite
@@SalvableRuin right hahaha. "It is it!"
best last episode right here:
after the episode fade out of a dream sequince to jake standing over amir in an insane asilum. amir is in a straight jacket drooling and rambling as jake walks out with a tear in his eye says the doctors feel confidant the electro shock (what ever the actual procedure is called) will help. jake shuts the door to amirs padded room and you see in the distance a sign saying psych ward. its the only way any of these shows could possibly explain amir its all been delusions in amirs head or revers it and make jake the patient
..I... I think you fail to understand these are comedy sketches.
Seek help
There is a time and place for creativity. UA-cam is not it.
LordMoku Nice.
first
One of the best episodes of J&A yet hahahahah XD
Amir looks pretty good in that hat.
Best episode I've seen in a while!
amir's gardening is so bad, his dad freaking moved!
I haven't been into the recent ones as much but for some reason i was in tears laughing :,D
Jake are Amir are the perfect duo, funny every time
One if the best ones yet
So funny I was in tears!
This has to be at the top five episodes
please tell me he was actually eating crumbled oreos or something to that nature
Coffee grounds
Jake and Amir consistently entertaining, keep the laughs coming guys.
A decent Jake and Amir FINALLY
i laughed the hardest at this one than any other one, besides Real Estate Agent part 2
Jake and Amir should have their own channel. Your guys' shit is 100 times funnier than all the other college humor stuff
Prophet
Wow, collegehumor has just gone past 7 million subscribers! Impressive.
1:45 funniest part of the entire thing.
1:25 RIP Laptop.
that was the best one in awhile i must say
I really need to reconsider watching J + A videos during my lunch break.
DorogayaRayechka Reconsider reconsidering!
Elegant, Witty and throw in some shit. Gold.
Jake- 'How much did you spend on gardening supplies?'
Amir- 'A bad amount of money!'
i'm watching this one for like 8th time now, and i for real cry every time xD
I preferred it when all Jake tried to do was prevent/avoid conversation with Amir at all times, in the early days.
In the newer episodes he actively challenges his actions and consistently questions him.
jake has always done this
People are way too serious >.> I found this hilarious :3
This was the best one in a while! :D
I gagged so hard when he ate the manure. xD
i want to see the outtakes so bad. Amir's face made me lose my shit
I like watching Jakes facial expressions whilst the video is muted the video and the speed decreased
I wanna see the outtakes! I bet they're hilarious
$10 is egregiously low, what does Jake eat
$10 just on produce tho like fruits veggies etc
lmao that subscribe plug was hilarious
hiw can you guys not fine this funny XD i was dying of laughter the whole time
Holy shit that was a funny episode. Thank you.
1:03 is this the invention of headgums "that's awesome dude"???
Did they change the thumbnail for this one?
"Niiine.... Buuuuks...Duuude"! LMFAO :DD
Guys I know jake and amir have taken a dip in quality recently but thats because they are doing the whole things improvised. Soon they will regain their passion and get back too their glory days, they're still young guys remember
i really want to see the outtakes to this one...
HAHAHAHAHA THIS ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!
These videos are so hilarious
Hahaha this drove MINUS subscriptions.
What do you mean?
I was waiting for those clippers to fly into jakes face.
I wonder where they are in this episode? doesn't look like New York or LA
yeah I know. it was posted after the move though
great actors lmfao
Jake and Amir should be a tv show !!!!!!! It would be awesome
i miss jake and amir they were the best
lol the episodes are funny once more! :D
Still love ya guys.
Screw all the haters go amir & jake!
"I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna apologize"
...
i liked this one
Always funny
Omg hahaha all his saliva coming out when the fertilizer is in his mouth lolol
This one was amazing :D
Has this been uploaded before because I think I've seen it...?
I fucking died laughing on their little back and forth about how it's actually shit.
Because it's good for ya, see?
this is fantasticle
"It IS it!"
Definitely used crushed up oreo crumbs for the fertiliser
Wait I haven't watched in a while. Did they change offices?
The manure in his teeth killed me.
This is too funny
What was that plant Amir was trimming?
Pause at 1:14 to make your day better
Laughed so hard.
You can tell that some of the ideas from their later vids stem from emails and jokes from their podcast
There’s a lot of green in this episode.
Just......wow.
This one was better than the past 3-4, not entirely unfunny
$10 a week on produce? Are you eating only lettuce?
That's like, a bad amount of money
André Rhine-Davis its like, the worst amount