Bob Arno, world's fastest-fingered pickpocket

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  • Опубліковано 8 бер 2007
  • Ripley's fastest fingers steal everything! Bob Arno is a stage pickpocket and films real thieves. Here he steals in the street.
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  • @darwn977
    @darwn977 9 років тому +484

    Bob stole most of the pixels in this video.

    • @kaptinkrunch47
      @kaptinkrunch47 9 років тому +11

      uploaded in 07 (good quality back then)

    • @sheikhhamad5809
      @sheikhhamad5809 9 років тому +1

      lol

    • @MagicGate814
      @MagicGate814 4 роки тому

      oh my goodness. hahaha

    • @Toopa88
      @Toopa88 4 роки тому

      @@kaptinkrunch47 No, that wasn't good quality back then.

    • @srenarthur6400
      @srenarthur6400 3 роки тому

      the only comment ever that has actually made me laugh out loud

  • @DopestKnives
    @DopestKnives 8 років тому +507

    Bob Arno took the resolution out of this video.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 12 років тому +84

    Yeah he's on the right side of the law as far as you're concerned. I bet he steals all the time but no one notices because he's just THAT good

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 8 років тому +202

    Guy's so good, he stole the video resolution.

    • @couchpotato2128
      @couchpotato2128 7 років тому +1

      ...

    • @rainbowpotato7842
      @rainbowpotato7842 7 років тому +1

      Sess is a great day ss and the es ethe ss and the other day and the

    • @Holdington
      @Holdington 5 років тому +1

      If someone's already done the joke, why do you do it to? Read the fucking comments before posting what you think is original.

  • @johnnyclaessens9813
    @johnnyclaessens9813 9 років тому +72

    He could even steal 3/4 of my screen, and turn it black...... wow

  • @dipsyteletubbie802
    @dipsyteletubbie802 7 років тому +73

    Imagine you're talking to Bob Arno and when you leave you notice you are suddenly only wearing underwear

  • @severeanaltrauma
    @severeanaltrauma 7 років тому +87

    when you reach level 100 pickpocket on skyrim with all perks

    • @7tales357
      @7tales357 7 років тому +1

      severe anal trauma now he's upgrading his spellcasting
      I'm scared. I'm genuinly scared

    • @mahendrakrisnamurti9599
      @mahendrakrisnamurti9599 6 років тому +1

      7 tales Illusion 100 and Pickpocket 100
      Nocturnal have mercy on our pockets...

    • @SongSteel
      @SongSteel 2 роки тому

      Five years ago, and today the meme still holds.

  • @_CE53
    @_CE53 8 років тому +154

    *family dinner*
    Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes.
    Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
    Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie.
    Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES
    *glasses appear in potatoes*
    Mother Arno: Bob, please.
    Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET?
    Mother Arno: It's not-
    Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE!
    Mother Arno: Ugh...

    • @SilverTheFlame
      @SilverTheFlame 8 років тому +3

      Lmao best comment

    • @mego7389
      @mego7389 8 років тому +4

      I don't know why but I laughed uncontrollably at your comment...

    • @dipsyteletubbie802
      @dipsyteletubbie802 8 років тому +6

      Master troll

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 7 років тому +5

      Haha i laughed so hard at this

    • @FireProductionz
      @FireProductionz 7 років тому +1

      CE53 haha lol 😂 made my day

  • @Maxthekillbot
    @Maxthekillbot 9 років тому +56

    Bob Arno reached through my screen and stole my watch.

  • @afro4640
    @afro4640 8 років тому +10

    Holy shit! Bob Arno just stole 6 minutes of my fucking life!

  • @SpazTheGamer
    @SpazTheGamer 8 років тому +178

    who ever uploaded this needs to know about video resolution

    • @rihards496
      @rihards496 8 років тому +10

      +SpaztheGamer Bro 2007 if you didnt notice

    • @safourgardpa5459
      @safourgardpa5459 8 років тому +2

      +KoivuTheHab I'm pretty sure that was the best resolution available on UA-cam back in 2007.

    • @flufanga
      @flufanga 8 років тому +1

      +SpaztheGamer Agreed. Potentially interesting, but unwatchable. Jerky ADHD editing, crappy audio, goofy voice over.

    • @JrKikis
      @JrKikis 8 років тому +6

      It's not about the resolution, it's the aspect ratio.

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 7 років тому

      +MeetMyBlades arno stole the copyright

  • @christopherandhobbes9846
    @christopherandhobbes9846 8 років тому +41

    I lost my phone while watching this video, I'm spooked

    • @NightOwlGames
      @NightOwlGames 8 років тому +4

      you made me look for mine dam it lol

  • @powerliftingteen8129
    @powerliftingteen8129 8 років тому +33

  • @jasonshi4312
    @jasonshi4312 8 років тому +25

    watch out he might steal the comments

  • @willsuh1389
    @willsuh1389 9 років тому +45

    if he was a black guy, hed be rotting in prison right now

    • @dovahkiinstormblade3531
      @dovahkiinstormblade3531 9 років тому +5

      are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)?
      that's racist

    • @willsuh1389
      @willsuh1389 9 років тому +5

      Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.

    • @dovahkiinstormblade3531
      @dovahkiinstormblade3531 9 років тому +1

      you said a BLACK guy would get imprisoned, and not a white guy, youre racist.

    • @2faced545
      @2faced545 9 років тому +5

      Ignorant racist. Why do you have to bring race into it?...

    • @Venatus96
      @Venatus96 9 років тому +1

      Will Suh ya since black people never get a slap on the wrist *cough* O.J Simpson *cough*

  • @prodkilo-kf9mk
    @prodkilo-kf9mk 8 років тому +27

    lmao he got that skyrim pickpocket level 100

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 7 років тому +1

      I was hoping for that comment so badly

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 7 років тому +1

      Actually I never thought it was possible to steal someones clothes while they're wearing it - now playing skyrim as bob arno. :D

  • @nitevibe9886
    @nitevibe9886 9 років тому +50

    I checked my pockets after watching this

  • @FlutterCrafter
    @FlutterCrafter 10 років тому +25

    Pickpocket lvl 100

    • @dude5857236
      @dude5857236 8 років тому +1

      +Flutter Crafter Trimmed skillcape right there.

  • @jiweep
    @jiweep 7 років тому +3

    I didn't even notice I was watching the video in a tiny box until it was over

    • @luisbad07
      @luisbad07 7 років тому

      lol me either... I noticed until I read your comment

  • @pondorbox
    @pondorbox 11 років тому +2

    This guy is amazing !!

  • @CapperCritic
    @CapperCritic 8 років тому +4

    all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical

  • @dawgalova
    @dawgalova 8 років тому +14

    Legend has it that he can even steal the end of your se

    • @mego7389
      @mego7389 8 років тому +1

      Damn he stole mi

    • @dawgalova
      @dawgalova 8 років тому +6

      When will this madman sto

    • @zaephou2843
      @zaephou2843 7 років тому +1

      Oh for fucks sa

    • @mego7389
      @mego7389 7 років тому +2

      Bob, pleas

    • @zaephou2843
      @zaephou2843 7 років тому +1

      I made this sentence unstealab

  • @TheSunIsMyDestroyer
    @TheSunIsMyDestroyer 12 років тому +2

    "Europe's Prince of Thieves" he earned that one

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 11 років тому +2

    If only I could always be that witty, thanks for the lols :'D

  • @dipsyteletubbie802
    @dipsyteletubbie802 7 років тому +27

    Isn't it like a bit suspicious when he just kind of almost hugs you when he is about to pickpocket? I mean, why would a stranger get so close lol

    • @druid5931
      @druid5931 7 років тому +41

      Europeans

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 років тому +6

      Just the French. The average distance between two Finns during a conversation is half a mile.

    • @dipsyteletubbie802
      @dipsyteletubbie802 7 років тому +1

      Logan Bourque
      I'm european aswell

    • @aljosap8445
      @aljosap8445 4 роки тому +1

      I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.

    • @JessRansdellSmith
      @JessRansdellSmith 3 роки тому +1

      You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life.
      Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol

  • @luisserru863
    @luisserru863 8 років тому +3

    Bob scares me. He has really changed. Bob The Builder has changed alot!

  • @SongSteel
    @SongSteel 2 роки тому +1

    Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.

  • @Bjorngrim74
    @Bjorngrim74 11 років тому +1

    This guy is so good you can't even see which pixel he's in.

  • @Samwyse616
    @Samwyse616 8 років тому +4

    im so high i thought it was kevin kline acting for half of it...

  • @jameswayton2340
    @jameswayton2340 8 років тому +7

    How the fuck can you not know someone steals your glasses while having them on. : X

    • @matttheshark
      @matttheshark 8 років тому +13

      +Dougy doug He wasn't wearing them, they were in his shirt pocket.

    • @jameswayton2340
      @jameswayton2340 8 років тому

      matttheshark ah indeed.

  • @Incognitus7
    @Incognitus7 11 років тому +2

    I love how the World's fastest pickpocket fights crime.

  • @stefanfrunza1697
    @stefanfrunza1697 7 років тому +1

    Legend says he tried tinder once, but he swiped through the whole app and no one noticed...

  • @theshadow3438
    @theshadow3438 9 років тому +5

    I duct taped my watch to my wrist after watching this.

    • @deco6405
      @deco6405 9 років тому +17

      ThEsHaDoW343 he will steal you arm

    • @Gebohhh
      @Gebohhh 8 років тому

      Decolan lma

  • @stephenharlow4064
    @stephenharlow4064 8 років тому +5

    he reached through my screen and steal my

  • @Dirtybird284
    @Dirtybird284 12 років тому +1

    This guy could make a fortune if he did this at the Grammy's or Emmy awards with a ton of celebrities wearing expensive watches and bracelets

  • @OuchPictures
    @OuchPictures 11 років тому +2

    omg that's awesome. And he's Swedish too. I wanna learn that.

    • @seanc9507
      @seanc9507 4 роки тому +1

      Looking for a pickpocket partner? Lol 😉

  • @shawnjarman9860
    @shawnjarman9860 2 роки тому +3

    I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything

  • @SirCraigie
    @SirCraigie 7 років тому +5

    I would sub to you but Bob Arno stole the subscribe button

  • @Zellonous
    @Zellonous 9 років тому +2

    Good luck getting stuff out of my pockets. I myself have a problem getting stuff out of my pockets :D

  • @tdd2427
    @tdd2427 7 років тому +1

    This guy is so good he stole my interest in this video halfway through

  • @spaceurchin114
    @spaceurchin114 8 років тому +4

    I was gonna write a clever sex joke, but everyone who left a comment already did that.

  • @tornadostar6345
    @tornadostar6345 8 років тому +8

    He should play Osu. If you know what I mean.

  • @BIGBOY10395
    @BIGBOY10395 12 років тому +1

    i bet ladies love him !:P

  • @Shaddowdragonz
    @Shaddowdragonz 12 років тому +1

    I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.

  • @veoozo
    @veoozo 10 років тому +4

    Just imagine 1v1ing this guy in CoD

  • @CrashDunning
    @CrashDunning 7 років тому +6

    How do they not see him awkwardly feeling them up? I can see him doing everything.

    • @spectrum6474
      @spectrum6474 7 років тому +8

      that's the point. he feels up your leg do you don't notice the tie sliding out from under your collar

  • @fl333r
    @fl333r 12 років тому

    Man... I wish there was a job like his :)
    Take me as your apprentice Bob Arno!

  • @Mymusik721
    @Mymusik721 11 років тому +1

    His wife must love him.

  • @MikeSPx24bj9
    @MikeSPx24bj9 8 років тому +3

    why is this video small & stuck in the top L corner?

    • @Cloudey
      @Cloudey 8 років тому

      its something to do with the formatting of certain old videos that were changed to be like this with a youtube update a few years ago.

    • @Lolcontract
      @Lolcontract 8 років тому +7

      Bob Arno stole the bottom and right side of the video.

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 8 років тому +3

    Not so hard to spot a pickpocket in Barcelona, they all belong to the same ethnic group.

  • @Anaris84
    @Anaris84 11 років тому

    You sir, are priceless.

  • @RenoEmbree
    @RenoEmbree 11 років тому +1

    This guy is a legend!

  • @samuelele
    @samuelele 7 років тому +3

    In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.

  • @adamstewart7856
    @adamstewart7856 9 років тому +3

    Fastest fingers in the world? Look up "Osu Players"

  • @bendova3373
    @bendova3373 11 років тому

    was laying in bed watching this, somehow ended up on the floor.

  • @DevilMayROFL1
    @DevilMayROFL1 12 років тому

    Pickpocketing level: Over 9000!

  • @mckayman24
    @mckayman24 7 років тому +3

    my mother and father says that if this comment hit 1 thousand likes they would quit smoking

  • @Kruezoraxe
    @Kruezoraxe 12 років тому +1

    The crazy thing is that Arno admits that he is nothing compared to professional thieves. How scary is that?

  • @kieunguyetanh
    @kieunguyetanh 11 років тому

    wow he's awesome :x

  • @JustaDeck
    @JustaDeck 11 років тому +1

    As Angelo said from Naples, he had the perfect moves of pickpocketing but he don't have the heart to steal.

  • @Piemuncher24
    @Piemuncher24 11 років тому

    You've cracked the case Mr Holmes

  • @BobSylt
    @BobSylt 11 років тому

    this is art

  • @BLKops15
    @BLKops15 12 років тому

    gave you the 200th like :P

  • @DuoBanditBTW
    @DuoBanditBTW 11 років тому

    he´s my hero , i love good guys ^^

  • @6KING6PITBULL6
    @6KING6PITBULL6 12 років тому

    Amazing

  • @djchino3
    @djchino3 12 років тому

    that was nice!

  • @ChildofGod11011
    @ChildofGod11011 8 років тому

    If I ever met him in Skyrim, his pickpocket level would be over 9000.

  • @apalepeks2000
    @apalepeks2000 11 років тому

    oh i remember this was my favourite tv show.

  • @minibuddah
    @minibuddah 12 років тому +1

    Lo! The first time i read this i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.

  • @mixmacpro
    @mixmacpro 11 років тому

    i love reading these intense novels about two people fighting

  • @MrDakiller99
    @MrDakiller99 12 років тому +1

    Its people like this guy who we need as cops

  • @Slayerblade50
    @Slayerblade50 12 років тому

    This guy has 100 pickpocketing skill IRL.

  • @poetcomic1
    @poetcomic1 12 років тому

    Steve Martin on SNL did a hilarious take off on his act with Bill Murray playing a rube from the audience.

  • @Antimatter1337
    @Antimatter1337 8 років тому +1

    He should try to steal back something from one of those pickpocketers without them noticing :)

  • @yinkaadelola7374
    @yinkaadelola7374 11 років тому +1

    this dude is a BOSS

  • @kfentd1
    @kfentd1 12 років тому

    here, we have our new leader of the thieves guild

  • @carterhamblin6901
    @carterhamblin6901 12 років тому

    Absa-friggin-lutley my friend.

  • @GeneralCheezyPr0ductionz
    @GeneralCheezyPr0ductionz 11 років тому

    In the momment you took to watch this video he took your wallet, time, virginity, and he still had time to stop for ice cream

  • @K4YT
    @K4YT 12 років тому

    His skill is... OVER 9000!!11

  • @mattoman2010
    @mattoman2010 11 років тому +1

    I put my wallet in my front pocket, good luck getting in there without me knowing..

  • @gerrysanch
    @gerrysanch 10 років тому +1

    The ladies love him.

  • @NativePride4051
    @NativePride4051 11 років тому

    haha i misread it i thought you said, wheres my HOUSE i was like damn!!

  • @rabbitrace12
    @rabbitrace12 12 років тому

    Good one Martin

  • @xgoreeedonx
    @xgoreeedonx 12 років тому

    Pickpocket's probably the first skill he maxed out in Skyrim.

  • @Eljonno
    @Eljonno 11 років тому

    there needs to be a Bob Arno: Pro Pickpocketer videogame.

  • @Ps3blaze22
    @Ps3blaze22 11 років тому

    Holy shit, this guy is amazing!

  • @Fermion.
    @Fermion. 12 років тому

    I took off NoScript just to give you a thumbs up. Hilarious!

  • @Lolp821
    @Lolp821 12 років тому +1

    Yeah I do. I've visited a lot of places in my life, seen a lot of people getting pickpocketed, never ever been a victim because of those points.

  • @ZionGym
    @ZionGym 12 років тому

    Pickpocket skill increased to level 100

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers 10 років тому

    Wow that guys a master of pick pocketing

  • @nUmBskulLL
    @nUmBskulLL Рік тому +1

    Fastest fingers in the world....... And the women love him

  • @lawsonbutcher
    @lawsonbutcher 11 років тому

    "Friends and family members." riiiiight

  • @kazy168
    @kazy168 11 років тому

    this guy is the best

  • @Tempuslight
    @Tempuslight 12 років тому

    This is INSANE

  • @richard2mitchell
    @richard2mitchell 11 років тому

    That is a good one.

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers 10 років тому

    Wow damn that guys a master of pick pocketing

  • @Laszczka
    @Laszczka 11 років тому

    Imagine if you were just typing and suddenly he would just stole your keyboa

  • @brahhhhh1296
    @brahhhhh1296 11 років тому

    wtf...AWESOME~~

  • @InhumanSoldier
    @InhumanSoldier 11 років тому

    Pickpocket is over 9000!

  • @AwesomeAaron87
    @AwesomeAaron87 12 років тому +1

    I wear tight clothes, nobody can pickpocket without me realizing it. I feel everything, I also don't let anyone touch me.