The Quiet Man - WORST Game of 2018?!

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  • @ZettPolesworth
    @ZettPolesworth 6 років тому +2605

    I cant wait for a game that has a blind protagonist so they make the screen black for the entire game.

    • @MoriVal
      @MoriVal 6 років тому +128

      Dragonpeep114 There is a mobile game like that and it was awesome. Can't remember the name anymore though.
      Edit: That game is called Blindscape, where you play a blind protagonist. The screen is entirely black for the whole game and you have to follow sounds, like waterdrops, to find your way out. It's free to play.

    • @jiskool1
      @jiskool1 6 років тому +128

      There is like I think two games like that. One is actually good. I think it’s called perception. Basically the mc is blind, and she uses a technique called echolocation. Basically the screen is black but certain things are highlighted cause of sound or your echolocation. It’s really well crafted tbh

    • @rickimaru915
      @rickimaru915 6 років тому +41

      I watched a video once about some project (don’t think it got an actual release) that was a game where you only played through sound. You wear a blacked out helmet so you can’t see a thing, with headphones feeding you surround sound. You’re supposed to be deep underwater with monsters, you have to listen for them and aim and fire at them. You hear them shriek if you hit them or hear the shot trail off if not. They get louder as they get closer until they eventually roar as they attack, many people testing ripped the helmet off because they were so terrified.

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 6 років тому +17

      That’ll be the Daredevil game

    • @sammysalgado98
      @sammysalgado98 6 років тому +2

      @Sheild you'd see the world on fire instead of black which is still cool

  • @GamingRevenant
    @GamingRevenant 6 років тому +1800

    “If I see another guy wearing a green bandana...”
    *5 identical guys show up* 😂

    • @scorpiodurango6163
      @scorpiodurango6163 6 років тому +44

      A NUT PUNCH💀💀💀💀

    • @Zachpro98
      @Zachpro98 6 років тому +49

      Internal screaming

    • @SteFFGaming
      @SteFFGaming 6 років тому +25

      13:55 where it happens

    • @oil1252
      @oil1252 5 років тому +5

      @@SteFFGaming thx

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 3 роки тому +1

      Why is the video game play so awesome

  • @RosyTheRascal15
    @RosyTheRascal15 6 років тому +1001

    Other joe made me laugh so hard on so many occasions throughout this video. He put more effort than these people who made this snorefest of a game.

    • @macchxero
      @macchxero 6 років тому +36

      His voiceover, man, that's freaking hilarious!

    • @AlanMichaelJackson
      @AlanMichaelJackson 6 років тому +22

      OJ needs his own show.

    • @omegafury204
      @omegafury204 6 років тому +3

      I dont think that this game is so bad. Ride to hell was definitely worse than this. I actually like the fighting and the demon stuff at the end when he gets those eyes and fast movement.
      This game has potential with better programmers and story.
      It reminds me of the PS1 THE CROW game.

    • @Blank-me9hb
      @Blank-me9hb 6 років тому +5

      Yea his voice overs are great

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 5 років тому

      This really makes me very concerned about HH's upcoming Rune sequel/reboot.

  • @bblankout
    @bblankout 6 років тому +1101

    the best part of this video is other joes voice over

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 6 років тому +17

      TWEET! TWEET!

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 6 років тому +43

      He's great at improvisation over muted scenes.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 6 років тому +34

      Absolutely. This game, voiced by Other Joe, would get that 13/10.
      It kinda reminded me the Cinema Snob's review of Passion of the Christ, where they put this silly captions to the dialogue. That was hysterical, and would improve the movie 3x.

    • @jermowight8942
      @jermowight8942 4 роки тому +4

      Main dude looks like Abby from tlou2 🤔

    • @jermowight8942
      @jermowight8942 4 роки тому +3

      Dude looks like Abby from tlou2 and Jill valentine made a scissor baby

  • @JohnSTF72
    @JohnSTF72 6 років тому +476

    Other Joe's commentary was arguably funnier than the game itself. This game is unintetionally goofy.

    • @Lich602
      @Lich602 6 років тому +15

      That's a new handkerchief ...lol

  • @DaHighTechCave
    @DaHighTechCave 6 років тому +508

    Angry Joe looked so optimistic for Fallout 76 here. If only he knew then the terror that awaited him

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 6 років тому +33

      Bethesda is why we can't have nice things.

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 6 років тому +7

      Lmao, that's true

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 5 років тому +11

      Yet another reason why getting hyped before a product is actually released is fucking stupid.

    • @CodeWithLukas
      @CodeWithLukas 5 років тому +4

      @@PasserMontanus unless its naughty dog, cd projekt red or obsidian making the game

    • @Marine5D
      @Marine5D 4 роки тому +4

      @@PasserMontanus You can get hyped, just don't preorder shit. But for them, they have to buy it and try it, because it's their job. You can't get hyped about something that is already out because by that time you will already know for sure if it's good or bad.

  • @cmd0232
    @cmd0232 6 років тому +776

    Discount Leon Kennedy beating up a bunch of guys who are complimenting his jacket............GOTY

    • @valiktoma2542
      @valiktoma2542 6 років тому +38

      Farthest Prawn Discount Leon, my fucking sides!! Ahahaha
      "Your jacket is like you, small time"

    • @Imozart0341I
      @Imozart0341I 6 років тому +6

      You killed me lololol

    • @Spacemonkeyover
      @Spacemonkeyover 6 років тому +5

      I thought the main character resembles the late Rivers Phoenix

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 6 років тому +3

      @@Spacemonkeyover looks exactly like River Phoenix

    • @kridix6821
      @kridix6821 6 років тому +5

      He looks like Julia Stiles in the Jason Bourne movies lmao

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 6 років тому +1332

    I'm very much looking forward to the follow up title: "The Blind Man" that presents the player with nothing but a black screen.

    • @MyReksio
      @MyReksio 6 років тому +38

      There's a horror game that's about the blind girl. It's pretty nice horror game, but I don't remember its name :/

    • @scarrantsandreviews
      @scarrantsandreviews 6 років тому +31

      @@MyReksio Perception. And the worse part is that it's by the same guy who made Bioshock.

    • @Spacemonkeyover
      @Spacemonkeyover 6 років тому +3

      Oh wow

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 6 років тому +29

      There was one called Beyond Eyes that actually did the concept really well, it was about using visual representations of the character's other senses to figure out what was around them

    • @monmonstartv5159
      @monmonstartv5159 6 років тому +6

      @Cheech Whit The Unfinished Swan

  • @akarapongboonrat903
    @akarapongboonrat903 6 років тому +1069

    DLC content - Unlock sound
    $ 50 , -

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 6 років тому +52

      Wouldn't fucking suprise me these days

    • @SHlNOBl3
      @SHlNOBl3 6 років тому +25

      its free actually

    • @hahafunny698
      @hahafunny698 6 років тому +28

      Wait, EA made this?

    • @lightningH8
      @lightningH8 6 років тому +2

      Its in a free update

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 6 років тому +2

      @@jasonbrown20 DLC content - 4K support / high end GPU support, buy now and get the keyboard rebind enabler bundle for free!! Only $70, that's a saving of $300!@!

  • @WickedRibbon
    @WickedRibbon 6 років тому +511

    I'd like to petition for an 'Other Joe Alt-Commentary' option to be included in every game from now on please.

  • @TrickyJebus
    @TrickyJebus 6 років тому +722

    I want Other joe's commentary to become actual dialogue for the game.

  • @karnovrpg
    @karnovrpg 6 років тому +383

    The Quiet Man is a special kind of awful. It's the video game equivalent of a B-movie, a B-game if you will. Not only that, it really thinks its some kind of groundbreaking piece of artwork that belongs in a museum. It's a prime example of everything wrong with game development today. If silence speaks volumes, then The Quiet Man's failure is so loud, it's deafening. Bravo, Square-Enix.

    • @MrTomkat030
      @MrTomkat030 6 років тому +24

      karnovrpg some B movies are actually pretty great... this is just trash, like dumpster overflowing kinda nasty trash.

    • @ivdrip-r2r
      @ivdrip-r2r 6 років тому +18

      Wait... this garbage was made by Square-Enix?! I was watching the video thinking it was actually a pretty decent and bold attempt for an indie game! Jesus...

    • @MsGers2
      @MsGers2 6 років тому +2

      Every heard of Earth Defense Force? THATS a B-Game

    • @karnovrpg
      @karnovrpg 6 років тому +2

      Haven't played EDF, but it doesn't seem like a bad game from what I can see, it just has a very cheesy presentation.
      A better example is Ride to Hell Retribution. Oh, Angry Joe will tell you about Ride to Hell Retribution.

    • @ivdrip-r2r
      @ivdrip-r2r 6 років тому +1

      What about Hatred, though? It doesn't get cheesier than that.

  • @AC3Rarin
    @AC3Rarin 6 років тому +558

    I would love an angry review on this. Haven't seen you rage in a review in a while. Honestly lol, I like it more when you review bad games.

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 6 років тому +33

      Yes I want to see him rage just like when he did ride to hell! With an old fashion you done f**ked it up! Ha ha ha😈

    • @failingnovelist6443
      @failingnovelist6443 6 років тому +11

      supernova582
      We all do....
      We all do 😢
      Dammit joe! We love your reviews!

    • @OmegaReconGaming
      @OmegaReconGaming 6 років тому +2

      AC3Rarin nah bro the whole video will be silent.

    • @Drag7on
      @Drag7on 6 років тому +3

      The best ones joe does are the worst game you can get. The memes are funny ad hell. " he's man, not a god".

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 6 років тому +1

      i don't think this worth anyone's time.. (I mean, making videos takes time) he'd better spend time on games that many people know.

  • @medzawesomeness69430
    @medzawesomeness69430 6 років тому +513

    The Quiet Man is approaching the Generator and collecting the DNA samples while flying to the right and explode playing Sonic music in the background that can mindjack him cuz he's a man, not a god.

    • @yraipan01
      @yraipan01 6 років тому +7

      best coment

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 6 років тому +6

      Lol, this is the best comment so far.

    • @hanzohattori1196
      @hanzohattori1196 6 років тому +2

      Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! Bite your tongue!!!

    • @thematiasmadness7010
      @thematiasmadness7010 6 років тому +5

      Medz Awesomeness one day the line of bad video games would be so long it could be an essay

    • @michaelsutton9162
      @michaelsutton9162 6 років тому +3

      I'm laughing so hard this is one amazing comment😎✌👍

  • @dumbasamoose3382
    @dumbasamoose3382 6 років тому +405

    Live action protagonist: 16 y/o boy
    Video game protagonist: 40 y/o lesbian woman

    • @Chris69Ogier
      @Chris69Ogier 6 років тому +20

      I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed lol

    • @cptepic5664
      @cptepic5664 6 років тому +1

      Dumb As A Moose wait what?

    • @tlaloc6885
      @tlaloc6885 6 років тому +3

      More like 17/18

    • @dargondarkfire
      @dargondarkfire 6 років тому +2

      Your right, I didn't want to say anything but yeah. The video game character does look like a female.

    • @kieranowens9897
      @kieranowens9897 6 років тому +2

      He's referring to how much different the in-game model of The Quiet Man looks to the actor playing him in the live action scenes @@cptepic5664

  • @luigiboy3
    @luigiboy3 6 років тому +268

    Joe: “ this is the worst experience of my life!”
    Me: slowly grabs sonic free riders “ are you sure about that?”

    • @Lightning5717
      @Lightning5717 5 років тому +17

      luigiboy3 He will fight you on the streets!!

    • @VulKus117
      @VulKus117 4 роки тому +5

      OH SONIC FREE IN THE WIND, IN THE WIND

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому +2

      I want to know how many people since that review have sent him copies of Sonic Free Riders.

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 роки тому +3

      He’d have another day with Sonic than being in the same room with Rambo or Ride to Hell again

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 роки тому +2

      I’M FALLIN FREEEEEE IN THE WIND, IN THE WIND!!!!!!!!!

  • @DummyAccount
    @DummyAccount 6 років тому +746

    "Hey! That's a nice jacket"

    • @declanmcevoy4396
      @declanmcevoy4396 6 років тому +8

      Looks like Alex mercer’s jackets

    • @aspieri
      @aspieri 6 років тому +18

      That jacket look guuuudd!

    • @Tauttuk
      @Tauttuk 6 років тому +3

      Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! Un, son! Un, son!(scary movie 2)

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 6 років тому +1

      yes Hhhheeeeyyyy! that has my name on it, it is mine gimme back to me
      or I punch yo face

    • @Gardiken
      @Gardiken 6 років тому +6

      Ghost Rider: Nice jacket! *Penence Stares Quiet man, killing him as punishment for killing all these Earth Day celebrating Mexicans and random guys in suits.*

  • @manifoldstew4
    @manifoldstew4 6 років тому +1679

    Take your time with Red Dead Joe. No gamer should ever rush it.

    • @courage552
      @courage552 6 років тому +46

      Agree Rdr2 is so good

    • @manifoldstew4
      @manifoldstew4 6 років тому +31

      It’s pretty fucking moist.

    • @DMR803
      @DMR803 6 років тому +34

      I can just feel Joe’s 8/10 coming.. even though it deserves a 10

    • @markdemort
      @markdemort 6 років тому +5

      manifoldstew4 gamers rise up

    • @EternlDepression
      @EternlDepression 6 років тому +13

      @@DMR803 lol because Joe is trash at video games. Learned that pretty fast when I saw a livestream

  • @dennett316
    @dennett316 6 років тому +491

    There's a concept here that could be interesting...they just didn't even try to do it. He's deaf, but can obviously read lips. Subtitles should be there for us when he can see the people talking, and have them cut off when he can't. It's set up as a mystery, so have him be able to investigate shit. Have an engine capable of having decent facial animations and read body language so he can pick up context clues about who to trust and who to watch out for. Have people turn away to say shit behind your back, but present opportunities like mirrors and other reflective surfaces to let the player get a partial idea of what they're saying via partial subtitles. Overhaul the combat engine and AI. Make it so you have to keep careful eyes on your surroundings and the movements of enemies because if they get behind you, you can't hear them coming. There's a lot that could've been done with it. Artlessly ripping out the sound and using it as a half-assed gimmick to get people to play again in a week is SUPER lazy.

    • @gelatinocyte6270
      @gelatinocyte6270 6 років тому +29

      Good point. This comment should be pinned

    • @pedrokoury1352
      @pedrokoury1352 6 років тому +10

      Paul Dennett Agreed! The idead are awesome, but connecting to the narrative seems really hard to do

    • @nathanhall9345
      @nathanhall9345 6 років тому +11

      Very true. I even imagined it being first person, or at least having the area behind the player blacked out so you can't tell if enemies are somewhere that the player character can't see.

    • @Dre_Da_StorytellerFilm
      @Dre_Da_StorytellerFilm 6 років тому +17

      You should've made the game. At least it would've been better than what they just released. lol

    • @SagwaTheChineseSaimeseCat
      @SagwaTheChineseSaimeseCat 6 років тому +8

      or another idea that couldve been brought up is a horror type of game that plays on your fear. So you can hear things inside of your head and give special in game commentary. So when the main character reads lips or interprets something. He can say to himself what the people are saying in his own way. (Not exactly what would be seen as subtitles but like in past tense. So the character would say he said something bla bla bla and then the subtitles would be exactly what the other character was saying to the main.) This idea could work for both a horror mystery type of game. Where you hear stuff inside of your head. and theres so many directions you could take this into. Maybe multiple characters. So the deaf guy could be like a serial killer because hes gone insane due to the multiple "voices: in his head and then you switch over to a detective thats supposed to find and search for clues and unravel the mystery. So many different thigns you can do with the concept but the game needs to be revolved around the conept.

  • @noahbagel
    @noahbagel 6 років тому +500

    fallout 76: hold my nuka cola

  • @Sonsaku_tv
    @Sonsaku_tv 6 років тому +248

    Make other Joe the narrator for all games pls, get him that job developers.

    • @jdramirezelmo
      @jdramirezelmo 6 років тому +1

      Who is that girl in your profile pic?

    • @wherestoomy8880
      @wherestoomy8880 6 років тому +1

      Jan Deiniel Ramirez Hakufu Sonsaku

    • @MICHAELTELL
      @MICHAELTELL 6 років тому

      That would be worse then the verge PC build

  • @BRIGHT_LORD_C
    @BRIGHT_LORD_C 6 років тому +240

    I just want to write this to appreciate Other Joe.

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 6 років тому +16

      he can literally do a voice over for the game about the jacket XD)

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 6 років тому +4

      @WOMANpukumaru I would suggest Square Enix to hire him for the voice over in the game's DLC

  • @Eezula
    @Eezula 6 років тому +2513

    I want a Ride to Hell Remaster.
    Who's with me?

    • @karimkalache9034
      @karimkalache9034 6 років тому +144

      You first have to master RTH for it to become a remaster, the term you're looking for is reshitted.

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 6 років тому +33

      Both of you are gay

    • @raycornett5854
      @raycornett5854 6 років тому +11

      Conformist Bastard but your a gay bastard

    • @dovacube8059
      @dovacube8059 6 років тому +7

      I think Joe couldnt handle it

    • @joeblast8004
      @joeblast8004 6 років тому +30

      LuanaKristall
      Fuck that gay remaster shit. I want Ride to Hell 2. They keep milking the first one. I already played my 600 hours. Fuck!

  • @gamrage
    @gamrage 6 років тому +743

    This game looks like an amateur creation from an emo kid who got bullied at school..
    Contrary to belief, emo kids are normally terrible fighters.

    • @henrysheppard3433
      @henrysheppard3433 6 років тому +62

      That's the funniest part, an emo beating up street thugs. Same guy who made this was screaming bs at bfv having women soldiers lol

    • @df71091
      @df71091 6 років тому +3

      They have stick arms

    • @CrowofYharnam
      @CrowofYharnam 6 років тому +10

      Nightwing is an emo

    • @nessmess500
      @nessmess500 6 років тому +6

      Well, if you spend all of your time bitching and moaning at the world, then who wouldn't be?

    • @stephaneblanchard4813
      @stephaneblanchard4813 6 років тому +33

      Contrary to your belief i dont think anyone thinks a emo kid is a good fighter lol.

  • @chickenkurry6451
    @chickenkurry6451 6 років тому +327

    When people say the graphics matter more than story show them this.

    • @lentinant
      @lentinant 6 років тому +61

      It doesn't even have good graphics.

    • @nanorampage573
      @nanorampage573 6 років тому

      Why? Both of them didn’t matter to the creators?

    • @onisfury8264
      @onisfury8264 6 років тому +2

      Good graphics good game play and a good story are important to a video game. Without them you have a game that's a big steaming pile of dogshit

    • @captainangel1078
      @captainangel1078 6 років тому

      EDF says fuck you and the stupid as shit logic, yes, some games are better with better graphics, but they don't make the whole

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 6 років тому +2

      This game has shit graphics.. what do you mean

  • @OverlordZephyros
    @OverlordZephyros 6 років тому +158

    Damn... Other joe does an amazing lip sync improv .... Lol

  • @deuces_shoeless
    @deuces_shoeless 6 років тому +287

    This game was made by Tommy Wiseau

    • @CyborgSodaCollects
      @CyborgSodaCollects 6 років тому +8

      I believe that. All we need are football and spoons. It's called Denny's revenge on Chris R.

    • @imjustsomeguy5048
      @imjustsomeguy5048 6 років тому +14

      Ahahah what a story Mark!

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 6 років тому

      Not it wasn't. Darkcry was.

    • @famyemil
      @famyemil 6 років тому +1

      By the way, how’s your sex life?

    • @xtralarge2132
      @xtralarge2132 6 років тому

      cheep cheep cheep cheep

  • @erikhicks07
    @erikhicks07 6 років тому +231

    Optional DLC: Angry Joe Voiceover Pack

    • @DetarakoRax
      @DetarakoRax 6 років тому +29

      erikhicks07 other joe*

    • @mojo_joju
      @mojo_joju 5 років тому +10

      I'd buy that game

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 4 роки тому +5

      honestly i would buy that

  • @BeatlesOasisFan
    @BeatlesOasisFan 6 років тому +177

    Seriously?! They literally took the idea of a deaf protagonist and didn't include subtitles for the dialogues? WTF how are you supposed to know what the story is?!

    • @mariusmglestue1234
      @mariusmglestue1234 6 років тому +7

      Emerald Axe Records «new game+» adds sound.

    • @HDbacon
      @HDbacon 6 років тому +2

      @@mariusmglestue1234 Did it not come out with it from launch? Because so many people are hating it without even playing it (so it looks). I got it yesterday and it tells you yet in this video it was either cut or wasnt out yet I don't remember the timer at the end when I played it though.

    • @mariusmglestue1234
      @mariusmglestue1234 6 років тому +7

      HDbacon new game + came with an update a week after launch or something, i’ve only seen the jim stirling video though.

    • @morbid333
      @morbid333 6 років тому +10

      You experience what the character does, so there should be visual cues you can use to understand the story, but it doesn't look like there are. I have to wonder if the character knows what's going on.

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 6 років тому +9

      Well it's a bout a black dude's grandma sending him cut up magazine letters, and angry Hispanics over a botched delivery of food.

  • @korbeskorner
    @korbeskorner 6 років тому +188

    the sequel = The Blind Man!

    • @claytonfrag
      @claytonfrag 6 років тому +38

      Lol, yeah with voices and a blank screen

    • @lassetunsspielen...8757
      @lassetunsspielen...8757 6 років тому +2

      @@claytonfrag There is already The Blind Legend for that

    • @korbeskorner
      @korbeskorner 6 років тому +6

      and a lot of sfx of knocking over stuff! at this point I would not be surprised! I am surprised that this is square enix! so awful gaming has come to this

    • @claytonfrag
      @claytonfrag 6 років тому

      @@lassetunsspielen...8757 I'll check it out

    • @armandchristophe1472
      @armandchristophe1472 6 років тому +1

      Korbes Korner The third game will be The Deaf Man. Although that seems ironic considering this game has little to no sound apparently.

  • @chrisd6736
    @chrisd6736 6 років тому +159

    At the start I was like damn those are some nice graphics! Then I realized it was live action lol.

    • @OVERSPEED
      @OVERSPEED 6 років тому +2

      @From the Shadows Emerges... Yes it is... It mixes real footage with 3D

    • @jonathanjames2162
      @jonathanjames2162 6 років тому

      Sursurk *ps1

  • @jpeasy6268
    @jpeasy6268 6 років тому +329

    other joe was feffing hilarious.

    • @sxnses
      @sxnses 2 роки тому

      he is boring

  • @solis6017
    @solis6017 6 років тому +232

    This game hurt me emotionally

    • @ChaosPrototypeIX
      @ChaosPrototypeIX 6 років тому +5

      This is nothing. Go watch Candice DeBébé's Scandalous Secrets gameplay, that game will scar you emotionally, mentally and physically. You will never be the same after it, trust me.

    • @timtams5283
      @timtams5283 6 років тому +4

      Show me on the doll where this game touched you

    • @siphiwekaunda4032
      @siphiwekaunda4032 6 років тому +1

      You are not the only one. I think I lost a couple of brain cells watching this.

    • @gelatinocyte6270
      @gelatinocyte6270 6 років тому +1

      @@ChaosPrototypeIX
      I'll make sure to not check that out and avoid it at all costs

  • @joshuaha12
    @joshuaha12 6 років тому +610

    Its clear that they wasted their budget on the live action cutscenes because that combat is garbage and looks like it had potential.

    • @funkymaninboxers
      @funkymaninboxers 6 років тому +21

      I thought they were reviewing a movie until I saw the title. Cutscenes were awesome.

    • @kirillivanov9638
      @kirillivanov9638 6 років тому +14

      The title of this game should have been, Fuck minoritys!

    • @lcc284
      @lcc284 6 років тому +9

      @@funkymaninboxers I will give you that but the combat looks like a buggy beta. Also I get the idea of the mute but even the sound effects seem generic and off and what the hell is up with the framerate and camera. The hit detection is also off. It is just a good idea executed with barely any effort. It's like hey lets try to do Quantum Break again halfway through someone said "shit we forgot gameplay" and just tact it in.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 6 років тому +3

      @@funkymaninboxers Yeah, the cut cutscenes were literally the...most decent (?) parts of the game. Most of the time, I couldn't really tell which were live action and which were CGI. If they put in more effort and polish in the gameplay, it could be amazing.

    • @Slash6546
      @Slash6546 6 років тому

      Ride to hell all over again

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 6 років тому +871

    I’m a simple man. I see Angry Joe post a video with the title “Worst Game of _____”, I click.

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 6 років тому +3

      Angry Joe getting angry, it's what we're here for!

    • @Thealseie
      @Thealseie 6 років тому +5

      Literally the only time I watch at this point, are the now rare occasions he gets angry.

    • @LordPiccolo
      @LordPiccolo 6 років тому +4

      Fly off to the side and explode!

    • @melxb
      @melxb 6 років тому +1

      im tired of hearing that line

    • @dylan8736
      @dylan8736 6 років тому

      @@melxb a snowclone

  • @c.holmes575
    @c.holmes575 6 років тому +70

    holy shit I laughed so much watching this, Other Joe really does have a gift here.. this could be a new video series in the making..

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 6 років тому +42

    Worst thing about this poor excuse of a game that it is actually PRETENTIOUS on top of being absolute garbage. It thinks it's so artsy and unique. They missed the point so much.

    • @Hav0ck23
      @Hav0ck23 6 років тому

      Fisho D like modern art? Lol

  • @lierdakil
    @lierdakil 6 років тому +287

    Wait, what? There was sound in the beginning, at 2:16, and then there's suddenly no sound? WTH? Did they just lose all the sound files and decided "f it, the guy's deaf anyway"?

    • @franciscomaia3299
      @franciscomaia3299 6 років тому +40

      And if the guy is deaf.. WHy people talk? He read lips? Okay then... But sounds kinda weird for the players... Maybe its a game to learn labial lecture ahaha

    • @altromonte15
      @altromonte15 6 років тому +32

      @@franciscomaia3299 look at 9:56, he's talking without even looking at the other person. Either he's got eyes on the back of his head AND can speak perfectly even if he's blind or he was never supposed to be deaf and they really just lost the audio.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +8

      I guess they decided to introduce the player to the quiet emo's world in that way, y'know, it starts up normal, from the hearing player's perspective - *either way,* poor, misunderstood execution (not so good LOL)... and talk about the character himself - such an unlikable douche LMAO.

    • @franciscomaia3299
      @franciscomaia3299 6 років тому

      @@altromonte15 Yeah, and in 8:22 and such... we wouldnt know anything... I think its dumb, dont get me wrong hahaha

    • @healsallwounds
      @healsallwounds 6 років тому +9

      I think the idea is that they want you to experience the story from The Quiet Man's perspective and then replay it with sound. It's the sort of concept that could only be produced by an extremely untalented idiot who's convinced he's an artistic genius.

  • @janicemacomber4092
    @janicemacomber4092 6 років тому +88

    Fly off to the right and explode!
    He's a man not a god! Come on comrades!
    Godzilla is approaching the generator! The generator is losing power!
    Sample obtained.
    Minorities in green!

    • @liamc4809
      @liamc4809 6 років тому

      Those quotes are so funny, but I can never remember which reviews they're from :/ Could you tell us?

    • @Thabet48
      @Thabet48 6 років тому +4

      @@liamc4809 i got u fam.
      Ride to hell retribution
      Rambo the video game
      Godzilla ps4
      Resident evil
      Quiet man

    • @GabrielMartiniMs
      @GabrielMartiniMs 6 років тому +1

      @@Thabet48 Resident Evil Umbrella Corp. Am I right?

    • @janicemacomber4092
      @janicemacomber4092 6 років тому +1

      Ya the sample one is Umbrella Corp.

    • @Thabet48
      @Thabet48 6 років тому

      @@GabrielMartiniMs yep

  • @miggymiggsterdingaling3623
    @miggymiggsterdingaling3623 6 років тому +50

    "I found put your weakness that night........bullets" I was literally spit out the chips I'm eating🤣🤣

  • @RyuakiraX
    @RyuakiraX 6 років тому +63

    So wait, the main character is deaf, but everyone talks to him like they don't want to understand that fact?

    • @Dan-zt5wc
      @Dan-zt5wc 6 років тому +4

      Ryx it’s probably lip reading

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 6 років тому +24

      @@Dan-zt5wc Lip reading isn't magic. The guy in the car isn't even facing him. It's clear that they wiped sound in this game near the end of production, that's why there's even the DEAF QUIET man speaking.

    • @Dan-zt5wc
      @Dan-zt5wc 6 років тому

      SujiMayne I know that but I assume that was their logic

    • @XxHordakxX
      @XxHordakxX 6 років тому

      @@sujimayne
      maybe, but the black guy makes sign language at 06:40 , or lets say same weird gestures. would be weird if the main character could hear normally.
      Hmm, dont know :D

    • @nophoria
      @nophoria 6 років тому +6

      XxHordakxX The main character straight up speaks multiple times lol... Yikes.

  • @Sapphire_Jack
    @Sapphire_Jack 6 років тому +69

    Ride to Hell retribution has a contender I see

  • @xodus2580
    @xodus2580 6 років тому +209

    Just got done watching Jim Sterling's video on this, I really dont know how games like this get published by Triple A studios

    • @chancylvania
      @chancylvania 6 років тому +28

      Because it gets too late into development before they realize how bad it is and have to put something out to make some money back. Same reason very clearly bad movies get put out. By the time they get to see what the movie is, it’s to late and they’ve invested to much to pull out.

    • @MrAustyn88
      @MrAustyn88 6 років тому +24

      Jim Sterling is fucking terrible

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 6 років тому +15

      It's Square Enix.
      They didn't finish a game in their flagship franchise, released it anyways, told people they'll finish it for free, lied and sold the rest of the game anyway, re-released the game with all the content, and STILL hadn't finished the game.
      In short, I ain't surprised.

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 6 років тому +4

      @@chancylvania I'm baffled by how anyone thought it was a good idea in the first place

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 6 років тому +5

      Well, Square Enix is a joke. They're more concerned with shoving Denuvo into free games than they are with the quality of any of their stuff

  • @fearlessjoebanzai
    @fearlessjoebanzai 6 років тому +19

    "I even tried cancelling her magazine subscription" - Other Joe, nailing the comedy!

  • @elliotdickson2393
    @elliotdickson2393 6 років тому +383

    It's almost like this game has had a QUIET RECEPTION

    • @Haydenormous
      @Haydenormous 6 років тому

      elliot dickson lol

    • @T-Jex
      @T-Jex 6 років тому

      Booooooooooooooooo

    • @ark5074
      @ark5074 6 років тому

      👏

    • @DandySoleil
      @DandySoleil 6 років тому

      elliot dickson that hurt me physically bro

    • @Destinychanged
      @Destinychanged 6 років тому

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @zazobusha
    @zazobusha 6 років тому +51

    i hope we get an article that explains what exactly went wrong during the development of this game because this is just baffling
    the concept is amazing and has a lot of potential (in the right hands), the game was developed by the same people who made Prey, square enix obviously had at least some hope for it in the beginning (otherwise they wouldn't show it off on E3), but the end result is a game equivalent of tommy wiseau's The Room

    • @Majinhero
      @Majinhero 6 років тому +6

      The room was at least alienating in how the people in it acted, this is just bad.

    • @MyReksio
      @MyReksio 6 років тому +2

      +Zazo: -Which Prey? 2006 or 2017?- Okay, now I know it's made by Human Head. Pretty shame :/

    • @Jonaelize
      @Jonaelize 6 років тому

      the game equivalent to The Room is still Deadly Premonition in my opinion. Quiet Man is just bad.

  • @Stas0702
    @Stas0702 6 років тому +130

    I like how everybody already bought red dead 2 but still want a review just to tell them how awesome the game they own is

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 6 років тому +18

      It's mostly for entertainment proposes, Joe does skits with the review

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh 6 років тому +3

      @@Commander_Shepard. exactly hahaha his skits are funny.. No mans sky? No mans lie was funny as

    • @MrTomkat030
      @MrTomkat030 6 років тому +3

      I didn’t buy it yet... over 100gb fuck that...
      One day, you will need a PlayStation for each game.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 6 років тому

      For real. Red Dead 2 broke records for the most successful sale weekend in entertainment history. It sold over 750 million dollars in copies in just 3 days. lol

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 6 років тому +1

      DonutsRYummy 100GB is nothing bro. Bluray DVDs are about 80+ GB, and that's just 1 movie. Metal Gear Solid 4 for PS3 was about 40 or 50GB. Actually, it may of been 80GB now that I think about it.
      Besides, if you would see just how much content they pack into just the single player alone, you will see why it's 100GB. Not to mention that there are many games that are close to 100GB, and some are over 100GB, like some MMO games. RDR2 is so jam packed full of content, it outshines GTA5 in every way possible.
      Hell, RDR2 even has a full hunting simulator built into the single player. It's so real.
      I don't know what PS4 you have, but mine is the 1TB version, so I got plenty of space. Just clear out some space or games that you don't use or play anymore.

  • @luissarmiento2501
    @luissarmiento2501 6 років тому +62

    17:35 best part of video 😂😂
    Joe: You know how they did the research about how video games do not make you violent, that's because they never researched the quiet man
    Other Joe: I agree cus I'm honestly getting pissed lmfao 😂😂

  • @Eezula
    @Eezula 6 років тому +899

    Hey Joe, you wanna play another Zombie game?

  • @Modernshinobi12
    @Modernshinobi12 6 років тому +355

    *Diary of Thug #1* The other day some guy came into our place delivering some Chinese Food, as we didn’t order Chinese I tried to ask him to leave. I had to ask like a thug because it’s my job, ya know? He pointed weirdly to his head so I tried to be cool and call him stupid, it ended up backfiring because I said stupid twice. I only felt embarrassed and upon realizing that intimidation would not work I tried to remove him from out place physically, on a side note the boss told me I look like an angry Mexican man even though I’m just white but as I was in need of money I decided to play the act so after a few movies I learned the ways of a Mexican thug and I kinda look the part so I went forward. From what I remember I touched his cool jacket and next thing I knew I was on the floor and everything went el negro, that means black in Spanish I think hehe. When I awoke I saw that all the people I worked with also got beat up so I wasn’t as upset, all though Tim was pretty upset cause he got punched in the nuts. The guy left that bag of Chinese on my face and let me tell ya, was the best dam Chinese I’ve ever tasted. To bad he didn’t leave the receipt in the bag gonna have to go finding that place. As far as injuries, nothing to serious, doctor told me I’d make a great recovery and I feel alright. I quit that gig, getting beat up isn’t fun, and I talked to some old friends and their gonna help me get back into college and turn my life around. So maybe getting beat up wasn’t so bad, ya know?

    • @sergiodbd
      @sergiodbd 6 років тому +11

      illite 😂😂🤣🤣 he quit? But he only got beat up one time, maybe it’s only up from here 😂🤣

    • @prolattee
      @prolattee 6 років тому +35

      This shit have more story telling than the game.

    • @NeverduskX
      @NeverduskX 6 років тому +8

      Petition for this to be a regular thing

    • @Dach135
      @Dach135 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @noco-pf3vj
      @noco-pf3vj Рік тому

      That's why he tried to find the man to thank him but ended beating up so many times.

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 4 роки тому +29

    The sequel "The Handkerchief Man," starring the man with the Handkerchief as the protagonist.

  • @czrall
    @czrall 6 років тому +57

    AT SQUARE ENIX:
    "OH MY GOD! WE LOST ALL THE AUDIO FILES!! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW?!?!"

    • @raynbillson2601
      @raynbillson2601 4 роки тому +3

      What's funnier is you unlock thr actual audio and dialogue AFTER beating the game for the first time.
      Its a good looking game, what a shame.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 4 роки тому

      More likely someone heard they were making a story-focused action game with a deaf protagonist, pointed out the potential something like that would have to one of the devs, and the dev awkwardly replied, "...Yeah, exactly; that was... very much the creative vision behind this game" before hastily whispering to another dev, "Get rid of the audio! Get rid of the audio!"

  • @turbosnipeone2164
    @turbosnipeone2164 6 років тому +47

    In the Quiet Man, we use advanced technology to control your GPU to enable realistic slow motion by lowering your FPS

  • @sulijoo
    @sulijoo 6 років тому +41

    You know the game is shit when the guys playing it make up better dialogue and can actually act.

    • @jacknnnnnnnn
      @jacknnnnnnnn 6 років тому

      sulijoo make up dialogue for it full stop.

  • @Alduizard
    @Alduizard 6 років тому +263

    Omfg Other Joe is killing it xD

    • @MedievalGenie
      @MedievalGenie 6 років тому +4

      So was the Quiet Man himself. What a body count.

    • @Alduizard
      @Alduizard 6 років тому

      @@MedievalGenie lol

    • @chillpill8057
      @chillpill8057 6 років тому

      Hey, thats a new handkerchief!

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 років тому +293

    Minority beat up simulator 2018.

    • @WhoElseLikesPortal
      @WhoElseLikesPortal 6 років тому +22

      Firock Finion He just walks into a house and kills people. He should be on some goddamn watchlist.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +9

      Be specific: this is the Minority Beat Up *Deaf* Simulator/for the Deaf 2018. :P

    • @fluttershystayshigh4202
      @fluttershystayshigh4202 5 років тому +1

      White people ARE the fucking minority now you brainwashed ignorant fucking tool, we haven't been the majority in decades, maybe if you'd step out your house for five fucking seconds you'd see that. Minority... lol god damn fucking morons!

    • @gunchar06
      @gunchar06 5 років тому +16

      @@fluttershystayshigh4202 I think you should go to see a good doctor or the drugs will destroy you my dude, crazy delusions are usually a very bad sign.

    • @dogwater5499
      @dogwater5499 4 роки тому +2

      @@Blondeguylifts Whites aren't the majority worldwide

  • @ReadmanJ
    @ReadmanJ 6 років тому +26

    "I didn't bring a hankerchief this time"
    *Top 10 Anime Plot Twists Of All Time*

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 6 років тому +86

    You guys dubbing over the game is way funnier than I thought it’d be XD

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 6 років тому +69

    The Loud Man - BEST Game Of 2018!?

  • @Dark3nedDragon
    @Dark3nedDragon 6 років тому +71

    IGN Rating:
    9/10
    "Although it is almost flawless in every element, and the sound design was excellent, we were left concerned that there was no implementation of microtransactions or lootboxes at this time, and unfortunately that left the game without a means of attaining a Sense of Pride and Accomplishment."

  • @joshuaha12
    @joshuaha12 6 років тому +472

    Atleast add subtitles or his inner thoughts with Patrick Stewart narration because some deaf people can lip read.

    • @keiran5170
      @keiran5170 6 років тому +13

      I just found out they're adding the sound in an update in a couple of days

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 6 років тому +34

      I can't wait to see what the sound is like because I bet it's still fucking terrible and stupid

    • @aspieri
      @aspieri 6 років тому +2

      When you said Patrick Stewart... I thought about his baby cameo in Family Guy.

    • @Prawnsacrifice
      @Prawnsacrifice 6 років тому

      @@aspieri its not a cameo mate he is the voice of suzie swanson hahaha

    • @gelatinocyte6270
      @gelatinocyte6270 6 років тому +1

      Voices? That can't even penetrate my eardrums

  • @gaming4life106
    @gaming4life106 6 років тому +121

    Next time they'll make a game where the main character is blind so we won't see anything in thr cutcenes until the update comes out.

    • @ecccommittee8607
      @ecccommittee8607 6 років тому +1

      Lol I died at the comment

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 6 років тому +6

      Blind character already exists. You have to hit X to see via echolocation. I think it's called Perception.

  • @bleedthesecolours
    @bleedthesecolours 6 років тому +120

    Sad thing is, this concept would have worked well as a short movie.

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 6 років тому +19

      It could work well as a video game, if they gave you an idea of what the hell was happening and why. I won't complain about not being able to hear dialogue, that appears to be on purpose, but some inner narration would work. Like, put some text on the screen, or something. Anything.

    • @matthewdopler8997
      @matthewdopler8997 6 років тому +3

      It would have worked well maybe for a horror game where the music is the only sound you hear and sets the tone.

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 6 років тому +1

      The concept would be amazing for an assassin imagine playing a stealth game and you cant hear shit

    • @alfonsochavez4282
      @alfonsochavez4282 6 років тому

      Bleed These Colours there is a movie already on netflix...its ok.

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 6 років тому +4

      The thing is, I don't believe in bad ideas for video games. Simply bad execution, or perhaps bad marketing. Earthbound was a great game that failed in the west because it was marketed terribly. Ride to Hell had an excellent idea that was executed so, so poorly.
      This game is in the second category. It has sound, but not useful sound, which makes me wonder why it's there at all. It'd be more interesting if there was no sound at all. You could have had the character's thoughts used, instead of generic 'whoosh' noises. You could not assault the eyes with random flashes of color and cutscenes super-imposed over gameplay. The more I see the game, the more disappointing it becomes.

  • @BoxiesAU
    @BoxiesAU 5 років тому +24

    The voiceovers still crack me up even after watching this 20x

  • @enbe3188
    @enbe3188 4 роки тому +9

    I must admit, OJ's Voice-overs are pure Gold. I laughed pretty hard several Times
    There should be a DLC of this game with his voice overs.

  • @LungMing23
    @LungMing23 6 років тому +219

    Please do an old school type straight up Angry Review of this Joe! This absolutely deserves to be called out. This was brilliant! I had some tiny tiny doubts after watching Jim Sterling say "this game must be a joke" but after you guys both saying the exact same thing I gotta just say thank you guys for playing this shit so that I don't! So......are you gonna play this again in 5 days? lol

    • @Thastormable
      @Thastormable 6 років тому +2

      He would need to make sure to do a second playthrough because audio might be enabled then.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 6 років тому

      Well, sometimes the world NEEDS overweight pieces of garbage like him.

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus 6 років тому +8

      @@countercurrents8585 Some of us don't care how fat someone is or their sexual preferences, were not trying to date the fucking guy.

    • @pumpkinface8151
      @pumpkinface8151 6 років тому

      Such bullshit AJ sounds like a broken record at this point with excuse after excuse for Angry Reviews ALL the damn time now. And no his last couple "reviews" do not count since those were more discussions and a cheap cop outs than anything else. WE NEEDS MORE ANGRY!!!

    • @LungMing23
      @LungMing23 6 років тому

      GestapoSantaClaus exactly. At first I didn’t like Sterling because his appearance but it’s all a character. I like his content cuz like Joe he says it how it is with no bs attached.

  • @CyberBolt21
    @CyberBolt21 6 років тому +66

    Wasn't this game announced by Square Enix at E3 2018? Now it already came out and I never heard anything about it until now. No hype or at least trailer ads telling people its coming out, what was the point of showing this at E3?

    • @PokemarioThe2nd
      @PokemarioThe2nd 6 років тому +11

      I was honestly surprised to find out this game was already released. With the absolute lack of advertising, I thought it had been delayed or even cancelled.

    • @djinnaz0074
      @djinnaz0074 6 років тому +3

      Something tells me they gave up on this. Just pushed it out hoping no one would notice. And for the most part we didn't.

    • @Dribin
      @Dribin 6 років тому +3

      Whoa this is a square enix game!? Damn..

    • @OV3RGROWNJAGUAR
      @OV3RGROWNJAGUAR 6 років тому +12

      I guess you could say it was a pretty quiet release

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 6 років тому

      I saw quite a few ads for this game. Never interested me though.

  • @MisterJonesification
    @MisterJonesification 6 років тому +37

    7:59
    "GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!"
    lol

  • @jamiefletcher3186
    @jamiefletcher3186 6 років тому +191

    is this worse than ride to hell and aliens colonial marines ? who made this game ?

    • @e1337prodigy
      @e1337prodigy 6 років тому +11

      Unfortunately it was made by the same people who are making Just Cause 4.

    • @tobbe1980
      @tobbe1980 6 років тому +85

      @@e1337prodigy that is not true. Just Cause 4 is Avalanche Studios, they have nothing to do with this game. They have the same publisher, thats all.

    • @e1337prodigy
      @e1337prodigy 6 років тому +3

      @@tobbe1980 well done.

    • @manjiimortal
      @manjiimortal 6 років тому +9

      It's a Square Enix game, so of course it's crap.

    • @monadomaster2182
      @monadomaster2182 6 років тому +9

      @manjiimortal HELLO! KINGDOM HEARTS??!!

  • @GigglingStoners
    @GigglingStoners 6 років тому +45

    Shitty games make good Angry videos though, so I'm glad it was made

  • @snok938
    @snok938 6 років тому +28

    The Quite Man... *A story of a Handkerchief*

  • @amidsummernightssharpshoot860
    @amidsummernightssharpshoot860 6 років тому +24

    Other Joe's commentary on Quiet Man, is the only good thing to come out of releasing 2018's biggest snoozefest of a "game".

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому +1

      A Midsummer Night's Sharpshooter If only this were the game. just both Joe's dubbing over the game, like if this were an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3k. I'd watch that all the way through.

  • @finnkeating6869
    @finnkeating6869 6 років тому +38

    Don't worry Joe, we totally get it taking a bit to review Red Dead, wouldn't want you guys to rush it anyway.

  • @urienrakarth3301
    @urienrakarth3301 6 років тому +28

    If the voice overs that you guys did during the cutscenes were in the actual game, I'd actually buy the game.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 6 років тому +76

    Why does Ride to Hell seem to have better fighting and character reactions than The Quiet Man.

    • @omegafury204
      @omegafury204 6 років тому +2

      It doest.
      I dont think that this game is so bad. Ride to hell was definitely worse than this. I actually like the fighting and the demon stuff at the end when he gets those eyes and fast movement.
      This game has potential with better programmers and story.
      It reminds me of the PS1 THE CROW game.

  • @fbritorufino
    @fbritorufino 6 років тому +18

    My god Other Joe is a freaking GENIOUS at instant voiceover

  • @eddierobinson118
    @eddierobinson118 6 років тому +39

    The quiet man: deaf of revenge

  • @kano2789
    @kano2789 6 років тому +36

    The Quiet Man: I'm the WORST game of 2018!
    Hunt Down the Freeman: Hold my beer

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 6 років тому +4

      I think it should be the other way round

    • @douggta6
      @douggta6 6 років тому +1

      Kage Worst game of the generation.

  • @griffonclaw
    @griffonclaw 6 років тому +27

    Other Joe... you have found a gift. Ad-Lib Deaf Interpreter.

  • @iancanaday3730
    @iancanaday3730 6 років тому +15

    I found this to be one of the funniest videos you guys have posted. OJ had me rollin.

  • @RetroRanter
    @RetroRanter 6 років тому +7

    Can we just appreciate how well other Joe synced with the gameplay at 5:32 to 5:38 😂 that was like watching bad lip-reading

  • @jack23325
    @jack23325 6 років тому +32

    On the bright side, the voice acting work is pretty good.

  • @JackofNoTrades634
    @JackofNoTrades634 4 роки тому +4

    15:24 My man hunched over and running around looking like a Scooby Doo villain

  • @Cliffjumper
    @Cliffjumper 6 років тому +88

    ...when they try to Americanize the Yakuza Game...
    This game had legit graphics too....shame

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 4 роки тому +1

      right?to bad it sucked and had no audio at launch

  • @saeedbinthani9868
    @saeedbinthani9868 6 років тому +67

    i can't believe that this game is developed by Human Head Studios the guys who made prey and who were going to make prey 2 which got cancelled

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 6 років тому +1

      Considering they're working on new Rune I find this really fishy...

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 6 років тому +6

      "Well, that all stinks. No wonder you got cancelled." -Sheldon Cooper, 2013

    • @Krytern
      @Krytern 6 років тому +11

      Makes it worth considering that Prey 2 got cancelled for a reason. If this is the quality of games they develop now then.....

    • @stebsis
      @stebsis 6 років тому +14

      Prey was also over a decade ago, and they also made Arkham Origins which was good but most work was done already by Rocksteady for Arkham City, and those 2 games are really the only noteworthy things they've done. I doubt Bethesda canned Prey 2 just on a whim, and obviously troubled development of it didn't bode well in the first place. If this is the best they could come up with I don't want to know what Prey 2 was like if it didn't meet expectations of Bethesda, who have published some definite shit in their time and most of their own games are buggy as hell on release.

    • @sadboipotato3382
      @sadboipotato3382 6 років тому +5

      @@stebsis Arkham Origins was made by WB Montreal. Idk if this studio was involved in the multiplayer, but they didn't make the actual game.

  • @Krokodilius
    @Krokodilius 6 років тому +156

    that transition from beautiful video to ps2 graphics is jarring.

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 6 років тому +7

      Yeah the graphics weren't actually that bad. That framerate and wonky camera are a definite issue.

    • @everythingapocalypse6045
      @everythingapocalypse6045 6 років тому +1

      You dumb little shit. PS2 graphics? get some glasses.

    • @Ben-uc8ms
      @Ben-uc8ms 6 років тому

      I'd say PS3 graphics at least.

    • @everythingapocalypse6045
      @everythingapocalypse6045 6 років тому +1

      @@Ben-uc8ms Alright listen, I'm a games artist and I can tell you those don't look like PS3 graphics. This game is shit for sure, but the graphics have nothing to do with it. All that's wrong with the visuals is that they got some washed out colour filter which a retarded intern applied. Matter of fact, I'm guessing reason this game is shit is because they spent way more time in the visual department than anything else.
      Look out those tile reflections on the wall at 7:07. That's a great level of detail and bump mapping which requires good performance from current gen and PC to render nicely, not last gen. So many people jump straight to the bandwagon and say "This looks like a PS1/2/3 game!" just for the sake of upvotes, when it fact they couldn't be more wrong.

    • @Krokodilius
      @Krokodilius 6 років тому +3

      I said it because it's what i thought at the time. What i'm watching goes from beautiful to ugly.

  • @spidermonkey2289
    @spidermonkey2289 6 років тому +48

    21:38 LMAO that guys legs when he was getting hit 😂😂😂😂

  • @silentphotographer117
    @silentphotographer117 5 років тому +12

    Havent laughed this hard in forever I'm so glad I watched this on stream as well lol

  • @louisianaredbird5496
    @louisianaredbird5496 6 років тому +136

    So the entire there are no subtitles. No sound. NOBODY who plays this game, def or otherwise, will NOT be able to tell what’s going on! Then at the very end it displays subtitles for a song which might not even have anything to do with the game! My mother is def. I know what it was like for to grow up and not understand what was going on in a movie. We went to a concert and I (gladly) had to tell her what’s been said. This game is an INSULT to def people, to my mother who loved playing games growing up, and to me.

    • @AndrewStewart381
      @AndrewStewart381 6 років тому +12

      Deaf* deaf* deaf*

    • @DrMasterAlex
      @DrMasterAlex 6 років тому +28

      @Oceanic Dangernoodle oh shit it's the quiet man defense force

    • @thirteencorgi5777
      @thirteencorgi5777 6 років тому +7

      Oceanic Dangernoodle doesn't love his Mom hahahaha. XD

    • @docky4835
      @docky4835 6 років тому +13

      @Oceanic Dangernoodle lol so edgy and funny hahaha.....

    • @isaacalves97
      @isaacalves97 6 років тому +2

      you had to be a master of lips reader to understand this game

  • @SuperKillJoy15
    @SuperKillJoy15 6 років тому +18

    Every copy of the game should come with an OJ to make fun of it

  • @chriswinspear7965
    @chriswinspear7965 5 років тому +29

    Graphics.....9/10
    Sound 0/10
    Animation, collision detection and every other element of this sh!t pile -100/10.
    Joe 2's alt commentary........I gibs it 10000/10, good boyyo deserve treato.

  • @zelebigztv8887
    @zelebigztv8887 4 роки тому +2

    I’m in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂
    Reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin skit at 15:16 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven 6 років тому +54

    we probably will never get Sleeping Dogs 2, so instead SE gave us this shenanigans . . .

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 6 років тому +12

      God I'd give up a kidney for Sleeping Dogs 2

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator 6 років тому +2

      And Deus Ex 5

    • @TheDeathClawOmlet
      @TheDeathClawOmlet 6 років тому

      @@Vladiator Cyberpunk will hopefully be the spiritual sequel to the first Deus Ex which was the best in the series. I have played all the other ones on PC, but none of them have come close to the first one.

  • @blackfireoffire
    @blackfireoffire 6 років тому +55

    Great concept. But cut out the live action scenes and make the characters disabilities actually create a unique experience. You could make some truly amazing moments with that concept. Someone with actual writing chops and Devs that know how to implement a deaf character to the game mechanics should give it a go.

    • @neilprice513
      @neilprice513 6 років тому +1

      That actually would take effort, on the part of the developer and most studios are now too lazy to do anything "original" and just rely on a quick cash grab.

  • @rimvydasvalenta
    @rimvydasvalenta 6 років тому +208

    Joe, where is "Diablo Immortal" angry rant???

    • @CrowofYharnam
      @CrowofYharnam 6 років тому +9

      Diablo sucks

    • @rimvydasvalenta
      @rimvydasvalenta 6 років тому +2

      @@CrowofYharnam Yea but I'm sad that there is no video from Joe yet...

    • @jig-ga
      @jig-ga 6 років тому +3

      do you ever see him play arpg's. dude doesnt give a shit about or just doesnt wanna get involved in it

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 6 років тому +8

      Yeah I don't think he cares enough to blow up over it, not to mention everyone else has already memed the crap out of it lol

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 6 років тому +20

      @@jig-ga Joe have done reviews of Action RPGs/Hack & Slash games in the past like Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, Fable series, Witcher series, and Elder Scrolls series games. i think the category you're looking for is Dungeon Crawlers

  • @nguyenxuanhung9412
    @nguyenxuanhung9412 3 роки тому +4

    - The Quiet Man:
    Metascore: 40/100.
    Userscore: 2.7/10.

  • @The_real_silver
    @The_real_silver 4 роки тому +5

    I love the voice overs the other joe does, it fits so well, the handkerchief thing made me laugh for so long

  • @sergiodbd
    @sergiodbd 6 років тому +5

    “That’s a nice jacket, did you get it at Macy’s?” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hylianguy38
    @Hylianguy38 6 років тому +31

    I have questions to ask:
    Why is the main character deaf? What purpose does it serve for the story? Because the main character is deaf, you don’t know what the characters are saying, at all. I had to look up Wikipedia to find out what the story is in a nutshell. From what I’ve heard, there is no sign language, which would have let deaf players know what the story is all about, but if there is none, that is just missed opportunity. From what I’ve heard, you don’t need dialogue to convey what the story is all about; from retro games, you might have to read the story from the manual or watch the intro cutscene to let you in on the story. But because the cutscenes all have dialogue with lip syncing and if you can’t understand what they are saying with no subtitles, you might as well mute the tv and get the same experience.
    Why does the game have both live action cutscenes and cgi cutscenes? You can make a game with poor graphics, even with in-game graphics, but your cutscenes should look consistent for a majority of the time. In this game, it is like live action, gameplay, back to live action, cgi cutscene, back to gameplay.
    For a poor beat em up, it doesn’t make use of the main character being deaf whatsoever. Maybe if you have to beat up enemies in rhythm like Okami and not simply button mash until they go down, I can live with that, but no. Again, the main character being deaf adds nothing to the gameplay and it makes me think that him being deaf just feels thrown it by the story writers just as in an attempt to make him unique.

  • @rubenmendez4314
    @rubenmendez4314 6 років тому +6

    “What is it with you and my god damn handkerchief ! “