Yea. Fuck I remember booting this game up for the first time in my life getting shot and then being like "I'm coming for you benny" In the end I realize my politics actually line up with Benny. So I killed him honorably. I killed Caesar and then gave yes man the keys
Best writing of any of the Fallout games by a mile. Lets be real, nostalgia for how good New Vegas was is still keeping the Fallout franchise on life support to this day.
Ima be the "500 likes and only one comment, let me change that" Guy Edit : stop liking me Edit 2: seriously, stop like the original only (and funny comments)
No one bought lonesome road dlc? Courier was always evil, nuked a city, him getting shot was probably for the better (for the people of the Mojaves safety lol)
@@zacharyenockson4404lol can confirm they will NEVER forgive u and they hate u basically forever ive rann into and ran sacked caeser and the legion after i completed Serria madre dlc (i think its called that been a while since i played Fallout NV😢) but in conclusion they hate u forever😅
@@Ludovicus1769 No it can't, we don't make anything Canon. Aside from either a "Death of the Author" situation or personal Headcanon which I see as fine.
@@Dmanrider exactly. he "wanted" revenge which means he felt like it. the courier literally could have just left the situation alone but he chose to go find the person who shot him. Again he became a mass murderer because he FELT like it
@@rabbitmane9265 jeezes no if he didnt get shot then he wouldnt have became a mass murderer he didnt just mass murder because he felt like it he did it for a reason you guys make it sound has if nothing even happened to him and hes just out there killing people
The Courier ''From you 2's point of view, your stories look like a string of bad luck...'' ''As for me ?'' ''The truth is, I was a murdered from the start''
They forced you out in 76. Threw a party, got everyone wasted and then in the morning still drunk from the night before and don't know wtf is going on they tell you to gtfo, good luck, and follow the robots to the door, or else.
@Rœłįńçæż you know whats funny, the vault overseer for FO76 actually has an audio log about how the vault dwellers left and effectively fired nukes all over the place and how she expected them to be better than that. though in the end she decided to blame vault-tec for being... vault-tec
Objectively know if you play the game the way the game wants you to play it you're not supposed to be killing a whole ton of people only when you have to while The courier is kind of just sent on a mission of death
see thats the neat thing about F1 and 2 they're actual RPGS and not todd howards power fantasy so you can actually not be a murderer at all in either of them!
And in one strange random encounter I ended up breaking the vault water chip that sent the protagonist of FO1 out into the wastes….and that guy is my grandfather from 80 years before I was born. Like it gets weird in the 2d FO.
@@LangostaV76 isn't it atleast 2 with a possibility of another 2 atleast one to create the divide, 1 for courier's pass and then between 0 and 2 at the end of lonesome road
@Robosium well to be fair, we dont know if our character in fact dropped the first one to cause the divid but yes if it were the case 4 nukes total though 1 was through just pure stupidity that added another area to the dlc map.... but i really enjoy those 2 i get to intentionality launch at both parties >:3
Ok we need to discuss at what size does a nuke count as a nuke We got mini nukes, war heads, and tactical nukes in new vegas and the mans popping each like fire crackers on the 4th of july
I kinda wish there was a more ruthless optional ending to New Vegas. Like where you side with nobody, not even Yes Man. Have it end off with you dropping an atom on New Vegas and Hoover dam, just to spite everyone who is fighting for control. Leaving the Mojave looking like the divide. Your companion endings would change depending on where you left them. If they are with you, they leave in fear of what you've done. If they are in the Lucky 38, they would be dead. If they are anywhere else, they would either become ghouls or be forced to leave to more liveable places.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusit's from Rap Battles of History: Chuck Norris versus Abraham Lincoln! Unless the commenter didn't know it and just said it.
Technically 76 your chasing after the overseer, but ya never know, if we ever get a fallout 5 with that exact number, they seem to vary off course with things like Vegas, but then continue the numbered games aswell
@@solarixstarAnother 8 hours later "Then there was this crazy prick who put an exlposive collar on me and forced me to rob an old casino." LW/SS "What.... The... Fuck???"
oh oh get this! This guy, i fucked over his life apparently. I got no memory of that, may have been left in my grave with some brain bits I dont know. Either way, we launched nukes at a buncha roman cosplayers and californians!@@jacobdorris2503
@@johncrowley3322 no he did not he stopped a branch of them but he also went up against frank horrigan and that in itself is the stuff of legends. Wish they did the vault dweller, and the chosen one.
@@LuisHernandez-jg3guthe enclave wath one of the most powerful faction in f2 who for one guy pissing them of at a central computer send a full squad in power armour by vertyberd and after they went quiet for an hundreds years just to be beaten by some techno-fetishist so i d'say he pretty much destroyed them
@@LuisHernandez-jg3guhe did, the president of the enclave and most of its everything was destroyed with the oil rig, the only reason they're back is because Bethesda has the writing abilities of a shoe
SS: "I was a family man until my wife was killed and my son kidnapped, then i became a dictator with an army of killer robots and nuked the BoS." Fucking NV fanboys hyping up the Courier despite not being crazier than the others.
NV:"I got jumped and shot in the head while delivering a package and I-" 3/4: "Became a mass muderer to find the guy who shot you, yeah we know..." NV: "Actually, I was a mass murderer before that happened."
Technically the Sole Survivor was in the Army and when given context of the actions of the US in those times very likely was part of (if not inadvertently) the corrupt war crimes that were occurring at the time. The fact that he also automatically knew Power Armor Training likely meant he was in Anchorage at one point and that wasn't all sunshines and daisies, but yeah The Courier is the worst lol
@@theunknownartist521 calling fallout 3 a bad fallout game is just a brain dead take. sure fallout 4 and above. but fallout 3 is ALOT more like fallout 1 and 2 in a lot of ways that fallout NV fails at.
@@MrHoldredge It is not a braindead take at all. F1, F2, where the best writen games, there where more options to do things. F3 felt flat, FNV really shined because how well writen that game was, but it runs really poorly. It has memory leaks that can be temporary fixed by fast travel. F4 ,The story was over all meh, and the factions where kind of subpar, dialog was yes, yes, sarcastic yes, i will come back later. Im not even going to talk about F76. That game made my head hurt.
Fun fact: the courier was actually shot *twice* in the head, Benny knocked them out with the first one and shot them after to make sure that they were dead
@@7even885 How to see that Maria is only two shots away, is it some description, or the durability of the weapons have a percentage because I only see a bar to fill, how do I see that she is missing two bullets? or what two bullets were used?
@@guyrex213 If you have the right stats, you can occasionally visit a porn studio to make money. And it isn't a one-off thing either, it changes dialog and NPC callouts at a few points. You even pick a stage name. And it's not even close to the most wild thing in the game, I'd just feel bad for spoiling some of the really nutty stuff
@@tookooogoobloo3522they are possibly distant relatives, they can from the same vault after 90 years of isolation but the village elder is his only child
Seeing a person in a (full) suit of power armor sporting the most modded gun, one desk fan away from encumbrance. ‘I’m gonna take em out with this switch blade’
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE in the wasteland is sweating profusely seeing these guys all together. They're all just one autosave away from being nothing but green goo, meaty bits, and ashes
"My toaster threatened to burn my house house down, one of my light switches called the other one a whore and I seduced my own brain. What a wild tuesday that was."
FO3: "i just wanna find my dad😢" FO4: "i just wanna find my son😢" FNV: "i just wanna find my mail. Opening another persons mail is a crime *closes varmint rifle bolt* and i take my job very seriously."
Especially if you "decide" to allow a society of Cannibals to live amongst innocent civilians as they already have been, while using a Casino as a front, nd help them restart their cannibalistic tendencies all over again. Like who even does that? Even for curiosity's sake.
The funny thing is that the Courier, despite not knowing almost anything about him, has so much lore before the game starts that it can almost be a game
Nate was trained and experience pre-war soldier? Most the couriers we find/hear of in NV are basically Skyrim couriers reincarnated, only good for running long distance, don't know if that counts as badass from the start
@@anthonylongoria2638still better than literally no (post apocalyptic) training, I will ask my brother in the Marines if he thinks fallout would be harder (physically)
@@dylaniam1589 i couldn't get a hold of him but my friend in the coast guard said (fallout 4) would have the advantage because his military background, I disagree because the Currier grew up in the wasteland and knows how to survive
@@WhiteFyreLeoDepends, if it’s a 1 on 1, Nate has advantage in everything apart from terrain knowledge, but 1 on 1’s probably aren’t _that_ focused on moving that much so it’s not the end of the world. Also depends on weapon, the courier lore wise probably doesn’t know how to properly clean a weapon until he studies it and such, while Nate has an advantage since at least he knows how some weapons work. Otherwise, I’d say it’s still closer to a 50/50, at least in a 1 vs 1 situation.
@@Maldrinyeah, fisto is from NV. You get the quest to find three prostitiutes: a cowboy ghoul, a sly “gentleman” type of guy, and fisto. It’s all in Freeside.
Courier: "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GUY THAT SHOT ME?!?! I've taken down governments, civilizations, and participated in a war just to find him. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDAMN MAILMAN!!"
Honestly Courier has the most relatable motivation ever.
"Hey this asshole shot you in the head, GO GET HIM."
"Hey these dudes kidnapped our tribe, go f them up"
“I bought this game and want a refund”
Yea.
Fuck I remember booting this game up for the first time in my life getting shot and then being like "I'm coming for you benny"
In the end I realize my politics actually line up with Benny. So I killed him honorably. I killed Caesar and then gave yes man the keys
Best writing of any of the Fallout games by a mile. Lets be real, nostalgia for how good New Vegas was is still keeping the Fallout franchise on life support to this day.
@@BarnJ Fallout 2 has pretty good writing. A lot darker than after Interplay went under.
“I watched my wife get murdered and my son be snatched from her lifeless hands.”
“Yeah well I watched me die.”
underrated comment for sure
Ima be the
"500 likes and only one comment, let me change that"
Guy
Edit : stop liking me
Edit 2: seriously, stop like the original only (and funny comments)
@@TheVaur2 how dare
@@uni-zipps how dare what guy
Oh my fucking god that's gold.
My favorite description of FNV's story has to be "you are a mailman that got shot and you are fucking pissed"
I mean, it's a correct description of the story
so its postal
"It's a fedral offence when you mess with the mailman." JT music welcome to the strip.
Are you pissed mailman? Are you pissed?
Mailman: YEAH.....
New vegas is a PSA against the use of 9m
"Who are you?"
"Im the fucking mail man"
"and I've got a delivery for you"
@@Trainboyz1. A 50. Cal bullet I presume?
“Ain’t that a kick in the head”
I read that in a New Jersey accent idk why 😭
The Courier: "I died and all it did was piss me off"
More like "I lost my poker chip and lost my fucking mind"
No one bought lonesome road dlc? Courier was always evil, nuked a city, him getting shot was probably for the better (for the people of the Mojaves safety lol)
@@ilikecinema1234 BRO he delievered a package for money we didnt know what was in it. Fr Uylesses lying assss
@titoorkl1147 I guess it's up to the player to decide whether or not he knew what was in the contents of that package. Ulysses has no reason to lie
The courier: I got shot and I died I nuked dry wells I played poker then got revenge on the person that shot me
NV protagonist: ".. and then I was arguing with my own brain"
"You mean u were thinking?"
"No."
That was my favorite dlc 😂😂😂
That dlc was a so funny to me the ending really tied it all together for one last laugh I love killing lunatics
It was so fun but I was very Under leveled for the DLC
I don't think.
I only kill.
Fo3 protag fought aliens on a UFO lmao
I love how the Fallout fandom has collectively decided that the Courier is this slightly unhinged, smooth ass legend.
Slightly?
He ate president motherfucking kimball, how is that only slightly unhinged?
Why wouldn’t they be. Their whole history with the divide practically made them a legend before the game even started
I mean you survive a shot to the Head it's a miracle we can walk and speak or do anything effectively. I think some issues are involved in
That's literally just the mental state of someone who gets lobotomized and lives
"Mailman gets shot in the head and goes postal"
I see what you did there!
Actually A+ pun right there
+2
I Regret Nothing.
Melissa!
"A bit of a kick in the head," smoothly done on that one. 😂
Kick in the head more like shot in the head🤣
Ha great
Or rather... A bullet.
@@Flamme-Sanabi from a pistol
Like a fella once said...
I forgot what he said.
"Where's my son"
"Where's my dad"
"Who tf shot me in the head"
True
😂
Where the fuck is the asshole who shot me in the head?*
And where’s my overseer for 76
@@JohnHite-i2d We don't talk about 76
“So this dude shot me in the head so I dismantled atleast two governments after I killed him”
Jokes on you i killed all the legion before even entering the strip
@@lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670Profligates like you belong on a cross.
Ave, true to Caesar
@@lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670. Did they still forgive you lol
@@zacharyenockson4404lol can confirm they will NEVER forgive u and they hate u basically forever ive rann into and ran sacked caeser and the legion after i completed Serria madre dlc (i think its called that been a while since i played Fallout NV😢) but in conclusion they hate u forever😅
@@zacharyenockson4404sorry forgot to add i cleaned house on the legion at level 8 🤰🏃🏻🗿
“I gave a very violent example of why you don’t shoot the damn messenger”-courier
I'm proud to be the 69th like on a hell of a joke
“Oh you know, I got shot in the head and than made every faction kiss my feet with the help of a crazy robot named Yes Man.”
Naw that's Non-Canon
I kissed Lee's ass.
@@maylabrown4584 It can be canon, you can do what you want
@@Ludovicus1769 No it can't, we don't make anything Canon. Aside from either a "Death of the Author" situation or personal Headcanon which I see as fine.
@@maylabrown4584 And if nothing is canon, then everything can BE canon. Your argument is frankly dumb.
“You became a mass murderer because you lost a loved one. I became a mass murderer because I FELT like it. We are not the same.”
what meant to say was because you were shot in the head and wanted revenge did you even play new vages
Ave, true to Caeser.
@@Dmanrider exactly. he "wanted" revenge which means he felt like it. the courier literally could have just left the situation alone but he chose to go find the person who shot him. Again he became a mass murderer because he FELT like it
@@rabbitmane9265 jeezes no if he didnt get shot then he wouldnt have became a mass murderer he didnt just mass murder because he felt like it he did it for a reason you guys make it sound has if nothing even happened to him and hes just out there killing people
I became a mass murder cos I hate the powder gangs
The Courier
''From you 2's point of view, your stories look like a string of bad luck...''
''As for me ?''
''The truth is, I was a murdered from the start''
That's genuinely hilarious
And then proceeded to murder my way across the wasteland to murder my murderer.
I read that in a cowboy western accent.
Gotta go find my big iron.
With this song it's basically the saints row the third of fallout
@Unga Clan of Bunga odd I heard benny
The courier: “I was shot in the head by a fancy man so I toppled the government”
More like “toppled all the governments, launched ICBMs, and took over a robot army”
You mean Mr. Fancy Pants?
@@Revl0418 ring a ding ding baby
Honestly a regular Tuesday for me
*Governments
Fallout 76 protagonist: "I left the vault out of my own free will, and just became a mass murderer because I could."
"And I became a mass murderer because the icons on my Pip-Boy said I would get cool stuff if I did."
Uuu humm…. “Liberator”
They forced you out in 76. Threw a party, got everyone wasted and then in the morning still drunk from the night before and don't know wtf is going on they tell you to gtfo, good luck, and follow the robots to the door, or else.
“And I nuke that pack of dog because they annoy me”
With a fatman?
nope.
@Rœłįńçæż you know whats funny, the vault overseer for FO76 actually has an audio log about how the vault dwellers left and effectively fired nukes all over the place and how she expected them to be better than that. though in the end she decided to blame vault-tec for being... vault-tec
The courier: “Fuck it, we mail”
He’s about to couri his faction.
Now thats a service you can count on
In courier six we trust 🫡
Rain, Sleet, Hail, Snow
This man has been pumping this quality out for so long. Glad he got the bump he deserves with the TV show drop.
The courier: *gets shot in the head*
The courier a while later: “and I took that personally”
And declared independence !
Hella yea.
666th like! Have a Rad-free day! ❤
And a doctor got all the bits of lead out
One dirt nap later:
Fallout 1: the water chip in my vault broke, causing me to become a murderer across the Wasteland
Objectively know if you play the game the way the game wants you to play it you're not supposed to be killing a whole ton of people only when you have to while The courier is kind of just sent on a mission of death
There is even pacifist play possible
FO2: "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE"
see thats the neat thing about F1 and 2 they're actual RPGS and not todd howards power fantasy so you can actually not be a murderer at all in either of them!
And in one strange random encounter I ended up breaking the vault water chip that sent the protagonist of FO1 out into the wastes….and that guy is my grandfather from 80 years before I was born. Like it gets weird in the 2d FO.
Courier "i was a mass murderer until i got shot in the head lost my memory and became a mass murderer again"
That's the best part. The courier can be responsible of UP TO 3 nukings. (One indirectly and the other two by choice)
@@LangostaV76the courier isn't responsible for the first nuke, you be sounding like bear bull bear bull dude with that logic....
@@LangostaV76 isn't it atleast 2 with a possibility of another 2
atleast one to create the divide, 1 for courier's pass and then between 0 and 2 at the end of lonesome road
@Robosium well to be fair, we dont know if our character in fact dropped the first one to cause the divid but yes if it were the case 4 nukes total though 1 was through just pure stupidity that added another area to the dlc map.... but i really enjoy those 2 i get to intentionality launch at both parties >:3
Ok we need to discuss at what size does a nuke count as a nuke
We got mini nukes, war heads, and tactical nukes in new vegas and the mans popping each like fire crackers on the 4th of july
"Some thugs thought they could kill me, so I toppled multiple empires"
NOT CLICKBAIT!!!! EMOTIONAL 😔
I kinda wish there was a more ruthless optional ending to New Vegas. Like where you side with nobody, not even Yes Man. Have it end off with you dropping an atom on New Vegas and Hoover dam, just to spite everyone who is fighting for control. Leaving the Mojave looking like the divide. Your companion endings would change depending on where you left them. If they are with you, they leave in fear of what you've done. If they are in the Lucky 38, they would be dead. If they are anywhere else, they would either become ghouls or be forced to leave to more liveable places.
“I catch bullets….with my skull” - The Courier
That sounds like a cannibal corpse song
I like it
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusit's from Rap Battles of History: Chuck Norris versus Abraham Lincoln!
Unless the commenter didn't know it and just said it.
The courier "it's going to take more than killing me for me to die"
"I was a mass murderer by accident...
Then I got shot in the head and became a mass murderer by choice."
"AND THATS VEGAS BABY!"
Had to stop to let the gears turn but nice jab at the Lonesome Road lore with that one lol
I am not a mass murderer : I have people for that.
Is that from the russianbadgur
Can it be considered murder if you *technically* acted in self defense?
@@DisorientedWandererig not but I choose to seek out those raider camps
“I watched my dad die.”
“I watched my wife die.”
“I watched me die.”
10/10 comment
"I watched myself die and all it did was piss me off"
That reminds of elder scrolls like bro what's the lore about being in a prison cell or being executed like what's the pattern 😀⁉️
Let me correct you.
"I got shot and survived"
Meanwhile spends the entire story getting shot at
@@johnblackrose including the head
Courier: "I'm the fucking mailman."
Read that in Batman's voice but it feels right
I am the one who knocks, then asks you to sign for your package
some history nerd: "You must be from Danzig."
Might even call him the postman
"I'm a fucking mass murdering mailman after I died"
Fallout 3: The father
Fallout 4: The son
Fallout 5: The Holy Spirit
The mom
Fallout: The Flame Within
The Holy Spirit ends up being an ai trying to control de wasteland or something
New Vegas is the Holy Spirit
Technically 76 your chasing after the overseer, but ya never know, if we ever get a fallout 5 with that exact number, they seem to vary off course with things like Vegas, but then continue the numbered games aswell
Courier basically said "Don't shoot the messenger" and then proceeded to show you what will happen.
I would not be surprised if that was part of the initial ideas.
I think that courier went postal.
(Terrifying presence) “I’m the fucking mailman”
[Terrifying presence] I am Pale Death, come to bear you to perdition.
@ahypernova ”Ah, you’re fucking psychopathic”
Crouches for 2 seconds and then bombards you with bullets.
Made me spit out my drink giggling when I read this
Come stomping into your bunker armed to the teeth. Here’s your fucking mail
baba yaga...
"did you die?"
New Vegas protagonist: "sadly yes, BUT I LIVED!!!"
Fucking ice age references
God damn you i cannot escape
😂😂😂
@@_A_Raven_In_Code_EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Pin this!!!please 😂😂😂😂
@@_A_Raven_In_Code_ I - for whatever reason - imagined your comment getting read as a 60 smth year old man waving his fist in the air
I love the idea that the courier is just the ultimate legendary badass with like insane charisma
Well i mean he's the only one out of the three with incentive to level it...
{Joke}
You merely adopted the wasteland. I was born into it, molded by it.
It's true tho
Accurate
So true.
I didn’t see a vault until I was a man, but by then it was nothing to me but PLANTS.
@@didncozosksma4466 and ghouls
If I had a quarter for every time courier six launched a nuke, I’d have 2 quarters. Which isn’t alot but it’s weird that its happened twice”
I mean depending on the ending you could end up with 3 quarters
@@Robosium it’s weird that it’s happed thrice lol
@@HothrusCourier Six: Bouta make that Four-Fold
I just played NV for the first time recently and didn't know that was an option. How do you launch nukes?
@Darth_Kaboom in the lonesome road dlc there is an option to nuke a certain factions base or both
*27 hours later*
“Then I meet this guy covered in bandages”
*15 hours later*
“And then I was kidnapped by a brain in a jar and had to talk mine back into my skull.”
4: wtf?!
3: “I can weirdly relate actually…”
@@solarixstarAnother 8 hours later
"Then there was this crazy prick who put an exlposive collar on me and forced me to rob an old casino."
LW/SS "What.... The... Fuck???"
oh oh get this! This guy, i fucked over his life apparently. I got no memory of that, may have been left in my grave with some brain bits I dont know. Either way, we launched nukes at a buncha roman cosplayers and californians!@@jacobdorris2503
@@jacobdorris2503*10 hours later*
“Then I met this psychopath who wanted a bear and a bull to have sex”
@@ayushmankandwal6042*9 Hours later*
“And then I did some drugs and fought a flaming bear in a canyon.”
Using ‘Power’ for the background music is perfect and gave me chills.
Thanks, was trying to find the name of the song
“I got shot in the face so I found the guy that shot me in the face and shot him in the face” -the courier
Repeatedly. With way overpowered weapons. Maybe even a mini nuke.
A simple yet effective character motivation.
With his own weapon at that
@@Cassiopea525 if I had a mini juke on me at the time, our stories would be the same
I had him crucified
courier is the embodiment of “fuck it, we ball”
Or if you think about it "fuck around and find out"
New Vegas plot: “WHO TF SHOT ME IN THE HEAD!? *Big iron starts playing*
Iv seen that short 😂
*to the town of agua fria came a stranger one fine daaayyy~*
@@marioneira5165"hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to saaayyyy"
RIP Benny, 10/28/23
Hes an outlaw, lose and runnin came the whispers from each lip@Redneck_Hero
"It all starts with my death" "did you die?" "Sadly yes, but i lived!"
Fallout 2:
“I don’t even remember, got any jet?”
The most op of them all probably. He singlehandely eliminated the enclave
@@johncrowley3322 no he did not he stopped a branch of them but he also went up against frank horrigan and that in itself is the stuff of legends. Wish they did the vault dweller, and the chosen one.
@@LuisHernandez-jg3guthe enclave wath one of the most powerful faction in f2 who for one guy pissing them of at a central computer send a full squad in power armour by vertyberd and after they went quiet for an hundreds years just to be beaten by some techno-fetishist so i d'say he pretty much destroyed them
@@LuisHernandez-jg3guhe did, the president of the enclave and most of its everything was destroyed with the oil rig, the only reason they're back is because Bethesda has the writing abilities of a shoe
I was a "tribal" and over through the enclave.....also became a murder
The Courier: If "Fuck around and find out" were a person.
I love this comment.
Since all three are mass murderers, it applies to all of them.
Yep and I love them for it
"I was a deliveryman until someone stole my package, then i became a dictator with an army of killer robots"
Fire comment
Don't mess with the American Postal Service
SS: "I was a family man until my wife was killed and my son kidnapped, then i became a dictator with an army of killer robots and nuked the BoS."
Fucking NV fanboys hyping up the Courier despite not being crazier than the others.
I forget his name but the checkered suit dude really just shot the courier and awakened the dawg in him 😂😂😂😂😂
Benny
Forgot? Bro seen a vid... He never knew.
Fallout 1: I drew the shortest straw.
Damn
I dunno, in my first playthrough, I think the OVERSEER drew the shortest straw
~heh~
Fallout 2: same
“You’re a hero, and you have to leave”
@@abigails4088 Dark 😆
NV:"I got jumped and shot in the head while delivering a package and I-"
3/4: "Became a mass muderer to find the guy who shot you, yeah we know..."
NV: "Actually, I was a mass murderer before that happened."
Tbf more like a mass manslaughterer.
3/4: "What?"
NV: *chuckles* "yeah, turns out, I was a piece of shit from the start"
I mail manned a nuke to an outpost
Technically the Sole Survivor was in the Army and when given context of the actions of the US in those times very likely was part of (if not inadvertently) the corrupt war crimes that were occurring at the time.
The fact that he also automatically knew Power Armor Training likely meant he was in Anchorage at one point and that wasn't all sunshines and daisies, but yeah The Courier is the worst lol
@@maylabrown4584 Power armor training doesn't exist in fallout anymore
"What the hell I saw Benny shoot you In the head."
"I got better."
Is this a Monty Python reference?
yes@@ohn9ne
@@ohn9nemaybe but i’m pretty sure it’s a dialogue piece between you and the great khans in boulder city when they’re held up by ncr
@@rainmaker2.3it is.
Love how the community collectively loves New Vegas
what about the classics like FO1 and 2?
@@theshadows1416both and New Vegas were indeed better than what Bethesda in any way...
@@theunknownartist521 calling fallout 3 a bad fallout game is just a brain dead take. sure fallout 4 and above. but fallout 3 is ALOT more like fallout 1 and 2 in a lot of ways that fallout NV fails at.
@@MrHoldredgeI still think calling fo4 trash is an L take. Haven’t played 76 so can’t vouch for it
@@MrHoldredge It is not a braindead take at all. F1, F2, where the best writen games, there where more options to do things. F3 felt flat, FNV really shined because how well writen that game was, but it runs really poorly. It has memory leaks that can be temporary fixed by fast travel. F4 ,The story was over all meh, and the factions where kind of subpar, dialog was yes, yes, sarcastic yes, i will come back later. Im not even going to talk about F76. That game made my head hurt.
I love the thought of the courier being the coolest dude out of the three lol
He’s From apocalyptic Vegas, he needs rizz of gold and balls of steel to even exist
It's easy when he's the only one with vanilla access to ranger armor and the 50 sniper.
Fun fact: the courier was actually shot *twice* in the head, Benny knocked them out with the first one and shot them after to make sure that they were dead
what in the goddamn
@@explodingplant2 After you loot Benny’s corpse you can see that the condition on Maria is 2 shots away from perfect
@@7even885 how?
@@ElKingGuts What do you mean how?
@@7even885 How to see that Maria is only two shots away, is it some description, or the durability of the weapons have a percentage because I only see a bar to fill, how do I see that she is missing two bullets? or what two bullets were used?
New vegas is just the courier going around saying, "WHO THE F*** SHOT ME"
The scene from Deadpool where Wade goes around shooting people, yelling "WHERE'S FRANCIS?!"
Leslie Chau: Did you die...????
“Kick in the head” is the greatest 50’s themed one liner EVER 😂😂😂
“some bloke shot me in the head and that pissed me off it did”
"Did get rid of the tumor though."
Lmao
I read this in the voice of a 19th century orphan boy and it made me happy.
I'm reading this in Gollum's voice and it made me bust out laughing.
See I’m just reading it in a very stereotypically drunk inner city London accent of a dude in his mid 50’s
Fallout 2 protagonist: my tribe's elder told me to get a thing and now I'm a porn star
😂😂😂😂😂 finally some good comments
Explain please
@@guyrex213 Fallout 2 is a nutty ride. That's all you need to know
@@guyrex213 If you have the right stats, you can occasionally visit a porn studio to make money. And it isn't a one-off thing either, it changes dialog and NPC callouts at a few points. You even pick a stage name. And it's not even close to the most wild thing in the game, I'd just feel bad for spoiling some of the really nutty stuff
@@shaefurlong1907that actually sounds interesting lol. I need to find a way to play the original 2 fallout.
“Some one messed with one of my deliveries so i made it everybody’s problem”
Also that guy shot me in the head
Basically how I play my Courier. "I'm just a guy doing a job."
bro this is so true that im dying at this comment
Most accurate statement yet
This was probably the best fallout skit ive ever seen
I keep coming back to it.
courier - "unfortunately i died"
3/4 - "oh damn"
courier - "but i lived"
Fallout 76: I left
The courier. Basically a mailman who's too angry to die
The courier went Postal
Born a courier, die a courier 😂
duh duh duh duhduhduhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh uh duh duh duh duhduhduh beweeeyoeeeeooeeeww
@@JianZhao2636are you sure about that
I just imagine the vault dweller and the chosen one sitting at a table in the corner and they both just say :I was thirsty
They are related bro, it would be like grandpa and grandson talk about how both of them defeated armies for some water
"Water?"
"Water."
@@tookooogoobloo3522they are possibly distant relatives, they can from the same vault after 90 years of isolation but the village elder is his only child
@@bigboi1061 probably
@@bigboi1061yeah but you are the elders grandchild or great grandchild
Fallout 1 Vault Dweller: "Hydration, amirite?"
Fallout 5 - Oh boy, here I go mass murdering again!
Reminds me of that big alien in Rick and morty, “ oh boy, here I go killing again!”
Ah shit. Here we go again.
TES 6: Get to the back of the line and wait your damn turn!
@@mvkpro5785 that was absolutely the reference I made
@@mvkpro5785 krombobulus Micheal I think his name was
"I got shot in the head, and all it did was successfully activate my Phase 2."
That's a good one
@@Bladerunner5146agreed
Them:"shot in the hea- HOW ARE YOU EVEN HERE?"
Whats better than one kill streak... Two kill streaks
Any raider, super mutant, and Bloat fly is sweating profusely seeing all three of these people next to each other.
Seeing a person in a (full) suit of power armor sporting the most modded gun, one desk fan away from encumbrance.
‘I’m gonna take em out with this switch blade’
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE in the wasteland is sweating profusely seeing these guys all together. They're all just one autosave away from being nothing but green goo, meaty bits, and ashes
Yo hold on that Nate impression is actually really good
Fallout one protagonist sitting in the corner waiting for his chance to re-tell the most tragic backstory known to man:
"My boss was thirsty so I had to find the last starbucks in existence."
@@jazzyjswift”Then he fired me without pay”
“And my friend shot me 85 times by mistake before burning alive”
Man, the ending made me cry when I was a kid. I was like really?! I go through hell just to be thrown out on my ass?! 😭 WOW.
Fallout 1 and 2 are still my favorite top down games ever made
"I got shot, thank god that happened"
"Why is that?"
"Cuz i became a cyborg. i rizzed up a light switch"
"My toaster threatened to burn my house house down, one of my light switches called the other one a whore and I seduced my own brain. What a wild tuesday that was."
God i forgot about that....i need to play New Vegas again
Okay but which lightswitch is better
Bro! Nooo 😂😂
@@genericmale_games3270 Neither. Answer is Fisto.
The Courier is perhaps the goofiest yet most terrifying Fallout protagonist ever.
Vault Dweller: umm, did you forget about me...and my grandson....
Chosen One: Tell'em Pop Pop!
😂
He is my favorite because i can relate to what happend to him.
He got shoot, he waked up and now go out with revenge in mind
Fallout 3: "Where's my father?!"
Fallout 4: "Where's my son?!"
Fallout NV: "Where's the mf that shot me?!"
Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?!"
loled
Fallout 1: “where’s my water?!”
@@Spazy912 Yo i love that mobile game
I hope they make more Fallout games in the future that you aren't a Vault Dweller, I really like Fallout 2 and New Vegas's backstories.
isn't fallout 2 backstory just "my ancestor was a vault dweller"?
@@kaiseremotion854 yes. But you were still a tribal. And they have a reputation among wastelanders.
@Enclavefakesoldier yup, not to be fkd with
@@kaiseremotion854 I was trained from birth to be the saviour of my people
I am hoping for the next Fallout game to take place in China or Alaska.
FO3: "i just wanna find my dad😢"
FO4: "i just wanna find my son😢"
FNV: "i just wanna find my mail. Opening another persons mail is a crime *closes varmint rifle bolt* and i take my job very seriously."
FO1: "I just want a drink."
FO76: "I just wanna find my refund😢"
FO76: MOFFMAN👁👄👁
FO2:I just wanna touch some grass
FO76: I just wanna be cool 😢
The Courier is 100% the most terrifying out of all fallout protagonists
I don’t know, the Chosen One was pretty nuts along with the Vault Dweller.
I think we can agree that all of the west coast fallout protagonists are definitely the busted ones 😂
Especially if you "decide" to allow a society of Cannibals to live amongst innocent civilians as they already have been, while using a Casino as a front, nd help them restart their cannibalistic tendencies all over again.
Like who even does that? Even for curiosity's sake.
The Chosen one is definitely infinitely more terrifying than The Courier
@@Swan_Diveri mean the courier does nuke half the wasteland in lonesome road
Courier: "i died without delivering my package and i took that personally"
That's why General Oliver has a perfect nickname for him, Courier-Walked-The-Wasteland-Fuck
Original fallout: “I was thirsty and the water chip broke, causing me to become a mass murderer”
This makes sense.
The chosen one: I was trained from birth and sent to find a fancy gardening kit. And then I ended up killing the fallout version of Goliath
Fallout 2: I lived in a desert, causing me to become a mass murderer.
"I was fisted by a robot then mass-murdered everything in the mojave,
We are not the same"
ayoo? 😳💀
@@CodyDeadInsidenope you can actually do that in the game, the robots name is fisto, god I love New Vegas
I mean, Fisto gives you fair warning. ASSUME THE POSITION
@@APerfectToolSifer who said he was concerned
@@birdsarerathercool funny, I found who asked.
The funny thing is that the Courier, despite not knowing almost anything about him, has so much lore before the game starts that it can almost be a game
The courier is just "local mailman too stubborn to die"
What i love is that the courier is the only protagonist that has experienced the wasteland beforehand. He is a badass since the start of the game
Nate was trained and experience pre-war soldier? Most the couriers we find/hear of in NV are basically Skyrim couriers reincarnated, only good for running long distance, don't know if that counts as badass from the start
@@anthonylongoria2638still better than literally no (post apocalyptic) training, I will ask my brother in the Marines if he thinks fallout would be harder (physically)
@@WhiteFyreLeodid u ask him yet?
@@dylaniam1589 i couldn't get a hold of him but my friend in the coast guard said (fallout 4) would have the advantage because his military background, I disagree because the Currier grew up in the wasteland and knows how to survive
@@WhiteFyreLeoDepends, if it’s a 1 on 1, Nate has advantage in everything apart from terrain knowledge, but 1 on 1’s probably aren’t _that_ focused on moving that much so it’s not the end of the world. Also depends on weapon, the courier lore wise probably doesn’t know how to properly clean a weapon until he studies it and such, while Nate has an advantage since at least he knows how some weapons work.
Otherwise, I’d say it’s still closer to a 50/50, at least in a 1 vs 1 situation.
He's living in that 23rd century, doing something mean to it.
Doing better than anybody you’ve ever seen do it
@@chrisb8768 screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
@@pigmanjj8483I guess every superhero needs his theme music
@@rocky8301
*every Courier
@@scarletbard6511 No one man should have AAALLLLLL that POWER.
That last line was too good lmao
"WHERES THAT CHECKERED FUCK!?" -The Courier probably
"Mmmm checkers." 1 Intelligence Courier Probably
The Couriers slogan, his promise, catchphrase, and his warning - “neither rain nor hail shall stop the mail”
I've come to deliver, and I'm all out of mail...
“You own a space ship? Nice. Anyways when I was talking to my British brain…”
"Were you killed?" "Sadly, yes. But I lived!"
“Damn yall had family to lose? I lost part of my frontal lobe”
Was that the "shot" of "*new* Vegas"
"And then lost the whole brain, heart, and spine. And shit talked by my brain!"
was that the shot of '87?
(I do not know when fnv is set in)
The "bit of a kick in the head" goes so hard
It really does. It's got, "Step aside" energy.
One of the best games ever made.
Ain’t that a kick in the head
You see it’s funny because that is the first quest you complete leaving Doc Mitchel’s house.
It's a kick mule not head
Also an awesome song
@@AaaAaa-ix3di N...no. We’re referencing something very specific.
"Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME" - The Courier
The Fallout 1 & 2 Protagonists be the ones hosting the meeting
"Chandler Bing shot me in the head so I unified the Mohave".
I can’t believe TV character Chandler Bing from “FRIENDS” shot someone.
@@Idontknowwhattowrite150 That's Mrs. Chanandler Bong, to you
@@tenwholebees Actually, it's MISS Chanandler Bong.
Alternate ending : soo i killed everyone that even breathed the same polluted air.
And became sasparila deputy.
*Virgin Vault Dweller vs Chad Mailman*
“I’m a mailman, and they stole my package.”
The mailman always delivers
So much so he had to return that bullet left in his frontal lobe. Such a great guy
Courier: "Let me show a REAL revenge story."
"I tried to seduce my own brain"
Fallout 3 boutta drop the Fisto lore:
Isn’t fisto from fnv?
@@Maldrinyeah, fisto is from NV. You get the quest to find three prostitiutes: a cowboy ghoul, a sly “gentleman” type of guy, and fisto. It’s all in Freeside.
Yeah.. dont así about fisto😂 Lets say Garret Is very happy
Fallout 1 & 2: our resident old man told me to go find some shit and then i ended up pacifying an entire army.
Finally, someone talking about fallout 1 and 2
@@JunGaGotoku they’d never understand
Finally
Finally someone knows about good ol fallouts
“were you killed?”
“sadly, yes… BUT I LIVED!”
"I am mailman. My mail is valuable and destructive. I accidentally the Grand Canyon 2.0. That's Vegas, baby."
The lack of grammar makes it better
I accidentally the Grand Canyon 2.0
@@jackalhunter7197 intelligence of 1, baby.😅
*_mmm, pizza_*
"So I was asked to get a magic box by the tribe elder, so of course I became a porn star and nuked the US government"
I love fallout 2
Best fallout hands down.
F4: "...And then I found the son I murdered hundreds of thousands of people to find, and immediately murdered him."
Yeappp hahha
Courier: "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GUY THAT SHOT ME?!?! I've taken down governments, civilizations, and participated in a war just to find him. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDAMN MAILMAN!!"