As someone who isn't really a fan of power armor I very much enjoy running around with a revolver and single handedly taking out a whole squad of douchey-paladins while wearing my sexy sleepwear
I literally got.into the whole scheme of the BOS. Like I moved my main camp there would do the. AD VICTORIA thing, but then...I felt betrayed when preston was mad at me...:(
@@JXßT3R bro when i was younger playing fallout 4 i never even saw a real problem with the BoS bc they never kill any synth or mutant characters we care about like nick valentine but replaying the game now i'm just realizing how basically racist the BoS are 💀
@@eternity303. yes we knew war was good for ourselfes years later memes the selfish gene lingers on we don’t need the gamers anymore to filter and foster their memes we do it just fine ourselfes the industry, climate change, Private militarys, Wars were all sons of the gamers now
@@kringle7804 and why would I wana be a good guy 🤨 sounds really awful and boring, I don’t care about social justice around me, you think imma go be a social justice warrior in a GAME 😭
@pat sol social justice Warrior sounds cool as hell when you think about it your like batman but an actual crusader being evil is only fun the first few times after that it's to easy I want challenges and change and to feel superior
@@2102082there's a mod to slowly conquer the settlements as a raider boss with the nuka world dlc. Basically makes the raider faction real and playable. Ultimate slap in the face for Preston, be the Raiders attacking the nearby settlement.
@@oxos_pass Nah, I'm not a big fan of the power armor tbh. I guess that clearly affected my decision too, cuz I absolutely would've sided with them if I liked the literally big armor lmao
@@TheChristianGamerThat's a ... questionable choice. But hey, you do you dude. If you don't want to have a playthrough with another faction, have at it.
@@guardianofthehill Yea it is a very questionable choice I’m doing another play through with some minutmen mods so I’m more than likely going to side with the minutmen and
If you get them to side with Yes man they are indeed the winner because they’ll always have your back… and tech and everything you got now before I vaporise you in my T-51b!
Honestly speaking it's entirely possible the story ends with Maxon being told he's zenophobic. Afterall, he can let danse live. But yeah they're a bit too racist so best option is to just kill someone inside the institute and open the secret minutement ending. Even if the minutemen are a boring faction.
They don’t even have missions specifically to kill synths except for danse, who they specifically found out about and even him you can keep alive. It’s almost like you can’t tell them apart because the Bethesda writers in their infinite brilliance have added no nuance and literally just made them human. So basically once the institute is destroyed the synths don’t matter anymore. If you can’t tell who’s a synth (which you should definitely be able to for millions of reasons but that’s another discussion) then the problem will inevitably solve itself. Same with the railroad. There’s no reason for the brotherhood to exterminate the railroad because if the institute is destroyed no more synths will need to be freed and the railroad will dissolve on its own (which is also why the railroad should be a sidefaction but whatever) The writers just put no effort into explaining all the questions that arise with the factions. Like for example for the other factions, why does the institute keep claiming that they want to help the commonwealth in their own way but their quests are about getting the fusion reactor so they’re independent from the world above and never have to interact with it again? Why is the railroad only concerned with synths? They spend no effort helping wastelanders actually improve their lives even though they could. Also if the railroad does care about synths and sees them the same as humans, wouldn’t erasing a synth’s mind be the exact same as the brain death in a human? Which means the railroad is mass murdering the synths that have decided on their own to escape only to be completely replaced by an entirely different person that simply pilots their former body. If you see synths as human, then this is unequivocally murder. It makes the intentions of the railroad very confusing, do they care more about the nuts and bolts of the metal shell that is the synth’s body? It seems like they don’t care in the slightest about the personalities of synths when they not exactly force but heavily coerce the synths into accepting this. The fact that they even need coercion should show that this isn’t good. This would be like the underground railroad of our time freeing slaves just to hang them so they don’t have to live with their memories, that is horrible. And I can’t believe that none of the writers either acknowledged this or at least never developed this obvious murder of synths by a faction that claims to help synths deeper. And why are the minutemen solely relying on one guy to babysit everything they do on his own and his goodwill since preston has no idea who he is.
@@wastelandlegocheem"Racist" How about you go back to wherever you came from. Robots are not people. Zombies are not people. And filthy green skins are not people. They are abominations and were classified as such on previous Fallout Games. Perks that did more damage to abominations affected them.
The ballistic weave is good. But you don't have to side with them to get it. You just have to progress through their quests enough then you can dip for another faction. That's what I do.
The railroad would be a more convincing faction if their base premise wasn’t so stupid. They are essentially the PETA of the Fallout Universe or those lame “Stop Oil” protestors.
@@thelasttaarakian Nah, unlike those they do it legitimately and without pestering normal people. And if you look into why those movements don't do the same thing it gets kinda gloomy. Stop oil is outright funded by one of the biggest Oil Heiress' in the world, and I really doubt she wants to lose all her money. PETA has a similar issue, initially it was pretty basic, rescue abused animals from awful conditions. But as more shitty people join it bogs down the movement. The same happened and is happening with most other big movements, BLM, LGBTQ movements, basically anything you can think of. Turns out right people always end up right, because people with power never let themselves be wrong.
They're all over the place but they're the only opportunity to wear a disguise and pass speech checks for a single mission. They're the only faction that allow you to do Fallout stuff.
"I don't agree with your morals, but i mean come on your the only one out here with a gaint airship, tons of virtibirds and a lot of power armor. Can't tell me thats easy chooise."
@@NiekTheFreak ghouls can be feral in any moment I think and they are ugly Synths can’t be innocent the literally either replace people or kill people by their masters orders
When I ignore the railroad for the whole game up untill I'm forced to meet them. Edit: Jesus christ guys lol 8.7k I've sided with the minutemen over the railroad
@rizzy I agree but also low key the minuteman should have been a yes man kinda faction. Like after you do one quest for each settlement then take the castle and do that little quest. Preston should bring up that you guys now " have the numbers and firepower" to retake the commonwealth and give you options
@@L0rdDeLtA Maxson: SYNTHwave? This music is an abomination! A testament to all that has gone wrong in humanity! It was inventions like this was brought about the great destruction you evidently see around us!
See, this is why I gave the Minutemen a fleet of power armors. I love the charge rifle, and see it as an armor-killer much in the same way NCR rangers wield their Hecates and blow through brotherhood visors like they’re tin cans. While nothing will beat Gatling plasma or a fast trigger finger for sustained battles, the Minutemen have an amazing first-shot fight ender as their signature weapon.
The minute men already have artillery so they can follow the old NCR slogan of Death From Afar give them a sniper rifles and they can be the last thing The Institute never saw
Counterpoint: I like helping people. Makes me feel nice. Also, I feel like after you open the armory in The Castle in Fallout 4, the minutemen patrols should have had actually upgraded to actual guns, and maybe there be a quest to get a settlement at a factory to make armor. Make saving the commonwealth cooler, yknow. Those settlements would get help.
The normal guy gives you a secret quest for one of the best armors in the game and the guy with power armor betrays you and takes you best item and then you have to find him randomly spawning to get it back hours after you beat the game
Brotherhood: join us and we give u power-armor and vertibirds Institute: join us and we give u teleportation and a synth army Minuteman: join us and we give u artillery Railroad: join us
The railroad is like that one kid in P.E who never got picked for anything and was always the last option and whoever it fell on was fucked and had to pick them
Me, a minutemen player, casually rebuilding the entire commonwealth and wiping out both the institute and BOS like its nothing, and getting their gear from their corpses: "Amateurs"
Me, the peaceful Minutemen defaulter who gets Gear from both the Minutemen, the Railroad, the BOS and, by virtue of wiping out their synths on mass, the Institute: FILTHY CASUALS
Institute: B-but, we have more technology! Brotherhood: But do you have a giant robot that shoots lazers from its eyes and throws nukes like footballs? Institute:....
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 mobility and adaptability. Don’t need to repair parts or change fusion cores. Plus aesthetic purposes, no clunking around, no weird hud. I always start with the RR then put Kevlar in some summer shorts and the news cap for the Charisma. If you add moving target and rooted(?) you’re untouchable. Melee kinda gets boring once you max out: Blitz and Pickman’s blade feels like console commands but guns keeps things fresh. I like collecting the power armor for displaying tho.
okay okay, but siding with the most underpowered faction and absolutely obliterating an entire power armour wearing laser wielding army with a handmade rifle that shoots railroad spikes is hilarious
The fact that u get free power armor for joining vs a pack of cigarettes n a cute jacket. It’s no contest choices. It’s like if your job gave you a free tank.
Whenever i enter a new faction area just for their gear im like "Oh I wouldn't say I will help you with your things, More like you are under new management"
Minutemen: Literally the only morally right group. Railroad: Will sacrifice the majority for the minority. Institute: As objectively correct as Nazi's. BoS: 'We have cool shite.'
Dude this is the legion in a nutshell for me, like “wait I get to look like a Roman soldier, scream fuck the NCR every time I walk into a camp and crush Oliver’s fucking legs at the final battle…… where’s the sign up sheet?”
I’d rather kill Hancock, synth curie, Nick and strong if it means I get to blow shit up in T51 with a Gatling laser all while liberty prime marches on and the prydwen follows behind with all its vertibirds (actually that’s how the BoS ending should’ve turned out wtf Bethesda missed opportunity right there)
What Caesar’s Legion looks like: Some random faction that just has weird melee weapons and weak ranged weapons. What the NCR looks like: A big important faction that could destroy a country. But in reality, these 2 factions are swapped around instead. Caesar’s Legion could kill the entire Mojave Wasteland. The New California Republic can barely defend a dam.
It's a sustainability issue though. The Legion could slaughter their way up and down the entire US, but the moment Caesar dies, which is inevitable even after curing his tumor, the Legion will crumble to dust. There's no sustainability there. That's why Caesar wants to change and synthesize with the NCR.
@@owenblount7334 "I literally can't distinguish you from anyone one else unless I kill you or you recount very specific experiences but you aren't a real person."
'I don't agree with your ideals, but once I get your gear everyone will have to agree with mine.'
that was the entire point of my last playthrough 😂
Yep pretty much this
_Me stealing power armor off of every BOS knight I come across and handing them off to my Settlers_
As someone who isn't really a fan of power armor I very much enjoy running around with a revolver and single handedly taking out a whole squad of douchey-paladins while wearing my sexy sleepwear
Anytime I wanted to be in the NCR of New Vegas😂
Fallout taught me how easily my loyalty can be bought.
And then cause whole factions to die only for the sole gain of good loot and experience 😂
Hopefully not
Same but i was taught by skyrim
I literally got.into the whole scheme of the BOS. Like I moved my main camp there would do the. AD VICTORIA thing, but then...I felt betrayed when preston was mad at me...:(
@@JXßT3R bro when i was younger playing fallout 4 i never even saw a real problem with the BoS bc they never kill any synth or mutant characters we care about like nick valentine but replaying the game now i'm just realizing how basically racist the BoS are 💀
Remember the RPG rule: Every drop of bad karma can be an improvement to your drip
Drop for the drip
@@MasterBirb black leather +50 swag
OOOoooh...so that is why the villains always have the best fashion. Damn, heroes need to step it up and get drip.
@@Qardo well yeah, of course you’re gonna have the best fashion if you eliminate all the competition
Just drip some water on a begger and watch that karma wash away.
"That's why I'm roleplaying a winner."
I felt that.
Bro really said im gettin my money up 💀
When you join the Sith in Kotor.
Before playing fallout I wanted to be a good guy and join the minutemen b it now I play fallout and DEATH TO THE MUTANT DEATH TO THE INSTITUTE
@@eternity303. yes we knew war was good for ourselfes years later memes the selfish gene lingers on we don’t need the gamers anymore to filter and foster their memes we do it just fine ourselfes the industry, climate change, Private militarys, Wars were all sons of the gamers now
I was dying when he said that lmfao
“That’s why I’m role playing as a winner” is possibly one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard
It’s literally so accurate to how I play every rpg
@@blakelowrey9620 lmao same
Yeah but it sad to be to be role playing a winner you can’t be a winner
@@annoyinganonymous1286 lmao what does that sentence even mean
@@barombolobombolo1501 people are gonna be winners all they want in an rpg, but irl it's a different story.
I'm roleplaying as a walking arsenal
Then I'll be a walking apocalypse
😂
"All this violence and destruction, why??"
"Eh, dude had a cool jacket, sorry kid"
Literally why they killed Tony Soprano according to the tie-in commercial for Members Only: they shot him to steal his jacket.
This is the answer you should be give to Mr. House^^
@@kingofthegrillno way tony went out like that.
Everyone :"No you can't play the bad guys, its evil karma."
*Me knocking on a vault door in Enclave kit with my verti-assault squad*
You can be a good guy after you get stronger
Bro I played America rising I just resonate with enclave
@@kringle7804 and why would I wana be a good guy 🤨 sounds really awful and boring, I don’t care about social justice around me, you think imma go be a social justice warrior in a GAME 😭
@pat sol social justice Warrior sounds cool as hell when you think about it your like batman but an actual crusader being evil is only fun the first few times after that it's to easy I want challenges and change and to feel superior
“Mini gun go brrrrrrrrrt”
Me roleplaying as someone who kills all the factions after getting the good gear:
That’s me, but just with the brotherhood of steel in fnv
@@bonniedykstra6722 but then you lose the best girl
@@dragon44048 does she still leave the party if she’s not with you when you do it? Cause I haven’t found Veronica yet.
@@bonniedykstra6722she'll just scream because one of the options when talking to her is that you killed them
"You wanna be the colonizers or the colonized?"
"Shit, wait, I get to *CHOOSE* ?"
Now wait a damn minute
Colonized please. Tired of rescuing all those settlements all the damned time
@@2102082there's a mod to slowly conquer the settlements as a raider boss with the nuka world dlc. Basically makes the raider faction real and playable. Ultimate slap in the face for Preston, be the Raiders attacking the nearby settlement.
Iv always wanted to try colonizating...
@@BamsyOfficiallyit’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Every five minutes they “need your help” no matter how many walls and defenses you put in.
Me, destroying the entirety of the BOS _just_ to get Elder Maxims coat:
Oooooo I wanna do it immediately
i do be like that bro but have you considered literally big armor
@@oxos_pass Nah, I'm not a big fan of the power armor tbh. I guess that clearly affected my decision too, cuz I absolutely would've sided with them if I liked the literally big armor lmao
@@KatSpicert that’s like saying you don’t like living bro power armor is life
@@oxos_pass its boring because theirs no threat, too op
“You’re right. That’s why I’m role playing as a winner”
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When you align with the railroad just to get the ballistic weave and then proceed to do brotherhood stuff.
Don't forget Deliverer
I side with railroad not for their ideals and stupidity, but for the sole purpose of how expensive power armor parts can be sold
I actually lost mine my first play through 😖😵
*Institute, because I wanted to watch the Commonwealth burn
what is a ballistic weave. is that when you see a ratchet hoe take her wig off and start beating somebody with it?
My dad picked the institute because "they have a lot of aluminium"
I’ve played Fallout 4 for over 740 hours and I still haven’t sided with anyone other than the brotherhood
@@TheChristianGamer He sided with the brotherhood only to get armour before going to the institute for aluminium
@@TheChristianGamerThat's a ... questionable choice. But hey, you do you dude. If you don't want to have a playthrough with another faction, have at it.
@@guardianofthehill Yea it is a very questionable choice I’m doing another play through with some minutmen mods so I’m more than likely going to side with the minutmen and
Just don’t mention that entire East Coast leadership can be wiped out with 3 bombs and couple mortars
I saw a comment years ago saying something like “Elder Maxsons fate was sealed the minute I saw his coat” made me 😂😂😂
why do i feel like the guy in power armor is going to yell "FOR THE EMPEROR-"
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
this message was endorsed by Khorne
@@VibinSealzSKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@@whateverwhocares3805LUST FOR THE LUST GODDESS!!!!
@@VibinSealz heretics
Ad Victorium
Fallout New Vegas BOS: yea... The winner... That's what we are.
Oof the feels
If you get them to side with Yes man they are indeed the winner because they’ll always have your back… and tech and everything you got now before I vaporise you in my T-51b!
NCR AND PROUD!
@@joeysmith7296 OG desert rangers rule NCR drewl
@@Pepper1770 you're just mad the NCR is the most successful post war nation
This guy better be in fallout 5, And I wanna be able to make that fence.
He will be, but you are the one that will die before it comes out. Maybe your grandchildren will be playing it once it releases.
@@Nesut-kingsad reality, fallout is more likely to actually happen before F5 comes out
@@dbraget3233 OK then real graphics Fallout is better, who needs a game when you have a real Fallout open world with real npcs, /s
"That's why I'm role-playing as a winner" You just ended that NPCs whole career. +1 Sub.
"BuT ThEy KilL sYnThs, THEYRE PPL TOO!" "hehe gatling laser go brrr"
Fr fr tho
Honestly speaking it's entirely possible the story ends with Maxon being told he's zenophobic. Afterall, he can let danse live. But yeah they're a bit too racist so best option is to just kill someone inside the institute and open the secret minutement ending.
Even if the minutemen are a boring faction.
They don’t even have missions specifically to kill synths except for danse, who they specifically found out about and even him you can keep alive.
It’s almost like you can’t tell them apart because the Bethesda writers in their infinite brilliance have added no nuance and literally just made them human.
So basically once the institute is destroyed the synths don’t matter anymore. If you can’t tell who’s a synth (which you should definitely be able to for millions of reasons but that’s another discussion) then the problem will inevitably solve itself.
Same with the railroad. There’s no reason for the brotherhood to exterminate the railroad because if the institute is destroyed no more synths will need to be freed and the railroad will dissolve on its own (which is also why the railroad should be a sidefaction but whatever)
The writers just put no effort into explaining all the questions that arise with the factions. Like for example for the other factions, why does the institute keep claiming that they want to help the commonwealth in their own way but their quests are about getting the fusion reactor so they’re independent from the world above and never have to interact with it again?
Why is the railroad only concerned with synths? They spend no effort helping wastelanders actually improve their lives even though they could. Also if the railroad does care about synths and sees them the same as humans, wouldn’t erasing a synth’s mind be the exact same as the brain death in a human? Which means the railroad is mass murdering the synths that have decided on their own to escape only to be completely replaced by an entirely different person that simply pilots their former body. If you see synths as human, then this is unequivocally murder. It makes the intentions of the railroad very confusing, do they care more about the nuts and bolts of the metal shell that is the synth’s body? It seems like they don’t care in the slightest about the personalities of synths when they not exactly force but heavily coerce the synths into accepting this. The fact that they even need coercion should show that this isn’t good. This would be like the underground railroad of our time freeing slaves just to hang them so they don’t have to live with their memories, that is horrible. And I can’t believe that none of the writers either acknowledged this or at least never developed this obvious murder of synths by a faction that claims to help synths deeper.
And why are the minutemen solely relying on one guy to babysit everything they do on his own and his goodwill since preston has no idea who he is.
@@wastelandlegocheem"Racist" How about you go back to wherever you came from. Robots are not people. Zombies are not people. And filthy green skins are not people. They are abominations and were classified as such on previous Fallout Games.
Perks that did more damage to abominations affected them.
@@wastelandlegocheem boring? yes. still the best? yes.
Love how stoked the bos dude is😂 “YESSSS”
"I'm roleplaying as a winner"
bro I'm dead 💀
Dude, the Railroad is all over the place idealogically, but that Ballistic Weave is too good to pass up.
The ballistic weave is good. But you don't have to side with them to get it. You just have to progress through their quests enough then you can dip for another faction. That's what I do.
I don't need it, Ive got my T-60
The railroad would be a more convincing faction if their base premise wasn’t so stupid. They are essentially the PETA of the Fallout Universe or those lame “Stop Oil” protestors.
@@thelasttaarakian Nah, unlike those they do it legitimately and without pestering normal people. And if you look into why those movements don't do the same thing it gets kinda gloomy. Stop oil is outright funded by one of the biggest Oil Heiress' in the world, and I really doubt she wants to lose all her money. PETA has a similar issue, initially it was pretty basic, rescue abused animals from awful conditions. But as more shitty people join it bogs down the movement. The same happened and is happening with most other big movements, BLM, LGBTQ movements, basically anything you can think of. Turns out right people always end up right, because people with power never let themselves be wrong.
They're all over the place but they're the only opportunity to wear a disguise and pass speech checks for a single mission. They're the only faction that allow you to do Fallout stuff.
"I don't agree with your morals, but i mean come on your the only one out here with a gaint airship, tons of virtibirds and a lot of power armor. Can't tell me thats easy chooise."
How you don’t agree
@@Uncle984 i mean, they literally kill innocent synths, and ghouls, but nontheless i don't realy care
@@NiekTheFreak ghouls can be feral in any moment I think and they are ugly
Synths can’t be innocent the literally either replace people or kill people by their masters orders
"but their so racist"
"i don't care they have cool shit"
True that
Lmao how are they racist though? Tf
@@blueninjanoname7338they hate NICK VALENTINE
@@blueninjanoname7338 play their quest line as a high or dark elf and you'll see
@@dvmdukmj4805Nick Valentine is a Race?
When I ignore the railroad for the whole game up untill I'm forced to meet them.
Edit: Jesus christ guys lol 8.7k I've sided with the minutemen over the railroad
I hate how piss poor the factions in fallout 4 are. The institute and brotherhood are the only ones with any meat on their bones.
@rizzy I agree but also low key the minuteman should have been a yes man kinda faction. Like after you do one quest for each settlement then take the castle and do that little quest. Preston should bring up that you guys now " have the numbers and firepower" to retake the commonwealth and give you options
DLC has the raider faction can side with
@@jacky8585 true its funny to see Preston mad AF
@@jacky8585 Yeah but there is no option to liberate Nuka World from the Raiders, which is a miss.
That's why I'm role-playing as a winner. 😂
Raider with pipe: You won't be roleplaying when I'm done with you!
.proceeds to get absolutely vaporized by his powerful 100 damage upgraded plasma gun.
Me who plays all sides until the last possible minute 😌
This is the truth
Gotta get as many faction rewards as possible in one playthrough
I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top.
Me too lmao
Then clap the minicities I've created during the total subjugation of the commonwealth as the raider boss😂😂
"Roleplaying as the winner" should be on a t-shirt 😂
The counter argument
“But if you join us, you’ll be able to kill those guys and take their stuff? That’s gotta be worth somethin right?”
"Actually it's a plasma rifle...." *Jazz music stops*
*Synthwave Music Starts*
@@L0rdDeLtA Maxson: SYNTHwave? This music is an abomination! A testament to all that has gone wrong in humanity! It was inventions like this was brought about the great destruction you evidently see around us!
When in doubt, always remember: The road to success is to become "Lord Death of Murder Mountain". And Power Armor makes that a whole lot easier.
That's before you realize you can just kill the enemy factions and take their shit
Me who had a bad day at work: “Neither.”
-ends both factions right there and then -
"Role playing as a WINNER!" that killed me lmao
Casually blows up Prydwin with Minutemen Artillery* Yeah I agree.
See, this is why I gave the Minutemen a fleet of power armors. I love the charge rifle, and see it as an armor-killer much in the same way NCR rangers wield their Hecates and blow through brotherhood visors like they’re tin cans.
While nothing will beat Gatling plasma or a fast trigger finger for sustained battles, the Minutemen have an amazing first-shot fight ender as their signature weapon.
The minute men already have artillery so they can follow the old NCR slogan of Death From Afar give them a sniper rifles and they can be the last thing The Institute never saw
@@plantainsame2049 Or rather, the last thing they didn’t see, because they would never see it coming.
@@drrisen-9442 yeah the last thing they never saw
Woosh. But I'm maining the minutemen quest line atm and having so much fun having a squad of insta-zooters
But the real question is... the legion or the ncr? (Only one right answer)
Powder Gangers: are you even going to talk to us?
Courier: Sorry, I can't hear you over the 34 caps I get for every stick of dynamite.
Counterpoint: I like helping people. Makes me feel nice.
Also, I feel like after you open the armory in The Castle in Fallout 4, the minutemen patrols should have had actually upgraded to actual guns, and maybe there be a quest to get a settlement at a factory to make armor.
Make saving the commonwealth cooler, yknow. Those settlements would get help.
That makes too much sense for a game of this stature
I reckon you could convince a couple modders to make this happen
Counter counter point Gatling laser go brrrr
@@A_Terrible_Person
Counterpoint….power armor and Gatling guns are big overrated..
@@Lethargy514
Pistol and snipers all the way!
Me railroading the entire Brotherhood of Steel with one mighty swing of my Fireman's Axe
Power Armor and Plasma Rifle?
...
...wait a second...
...
*YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLIDER*
Me, who always roleplays a mechanically inclined desperado: hear me out, what if i just take your stuff and bounce?
The normal guy gives you a secret quest for one of the best armors in the game and the guy with power armor betrays you and takes you best item and then you have to find him randomly spawning to get it back hours after you beat the game
Brotherhood: join us and we give u power-armor and vertibirds
Institute: join us and we give u teleportation and a synth army
Minuteman: join us and we give u artillery
Railroad: join us
Ballistic weave is pretty good I hesr
@@tricky6770 you can loot that from their dead corpse like any good wastelander
The railroad is like that one kid in P.E who never got picked for anything and was always the last option and whoever it fell on was fucked and had to pick them
@@Pepper1770 i mean..
They ARE nerds....but not the cool Rich nerds (institute)...but the poor ones
@@KevinAssalin bro your right the bos are like the jocks and the minutemen are just absolute chads m9
Well, if you side with the guys that don't have the cool armor, you can loot it off the guys that do.
"That's why I'm roleplaying as a winner" lost it
Amazing delivery every time. Howling at that last line
Mods: Allow us to introduce ourselves!
There's a mod for fallout 4 called America rising it adds the enclave to the game
"Thas why I'm role playing as a winner" 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Me, a minutemen player, casually rebuilding the entire commonwealth and wiping out both the institute and BOS like its nothing, and getting their gear from their corpses:
"Amateurs"
General, there is a Settlement that needs your help, let me mark it in your map x infinity times.
😂😂😂😂
Why you flexing being the minutemen’s bitch? 😂
Me, the peaceful Minutemen defaulter who gets Gear from both the Minutemen, the Railroad, the BOS and, by virtue of wiping out their synths on mass, the Institute:
FILTHY CASUALS
Yea minutemen is weak until it's not.
@@joshkirby160 Stil weaker than the BOS
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!
Ain't that a dark brotherhood line, not bos?
You mean Ad Victoriam
Legion solos the tin cans
@@Daniel_Goldman *A single legionary is put in a brotherhood bunker and dies from the smell*
And victoriam
Their Gear: “It was perfect..”
Their Ideals: “I mean it’s alright.”
Their missions: “NO GOD PLEASE NO!-“
Brotherhood of steel for LIFE
My first playthrough in fallout 3:
* do brotherhood quests
* dont kill the enemy
*Let the friendlies die
* loot their corpses for power armors
I had outcast power armor on my first play through from deleting a random encounter by the super duper mart with grenades
Institute: B-but, we have more technology!
Brotherhood: But do you have a giant robot that shoots lazers from its eyes and throws nukes like footballs?
Institute:....
Me siding with the least kitted-out faction so I can scavenge the cool shit from dead enemies:
That's right, always pick the side of the strongest: YOUR OWN SIDE
"You're right, that's why I'm roll playing as a winner". Best quote ever
“Role playing as a winner” 😂😂
I go with the order of steel up till I go back to join the Minutemen. Then I have advanced armor
No matter how many cool stuff they've got I'll always be with minutemen.
"United we stand !"
You are role playing as a loser
"When thou must roleplay, roleplay as a winner and prosper"
NAIWAL
Laughed way to hard at this
"You're right, that's why I'm role-playing as a winner." LOL
Stumbled upon you a few days ago and now I’m seeing a bunch of your shorts, everyone you don’t miss and I laugh, so that’s a sub
I love your videos they help my rage
One question sir what’s your favorite fallout
"I already have morals, I WANNA PLASMA RIFLE"
In terms of aesthetics, the competitors are Cowboy revolutionaries, Space Marines, and Sci-Fi techno-utopia.
The railroad has nothing against that.
I'm siding with the fucking nuka world raiders before I side with the homeless activists that have nothing to offer me but a bulletproof apron
I'm surprised how many people immediately kill the railroad when they can give you some of the most powerful armor in the game.
How so? Their armor is garbage compared to even unmoded t45.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 mobility and adaptability. Don’t need to repair parts or change fusion cores. Plus aesthetic purposes, no clunking around, no weird hud.
I always start with the RR then put Kevlar in some summer shorts and the news cap for the Charisma. If you add moving target and rooted(?) you’re untouchable. Melee kinda gets boring once you max out: Blitz and Pickman’s blade feels like console commands but guns keeps things fresh.
I like collecting the power armor for displaying tho.
Probably because the railroad sucks and are hypocrites
@@justinbailey2347
Yeah but power armor go clunk clunk clunk.
I just hate the railroad.
“You're right, that's why I'm roleplaying as a winner." That goes so hard tbh-
NCR laughing in the background:
Caesars legion being better in all aspects:🗿
@@solomon2082 Tell that to Vulpes's decapitated head.
Independent New Vegas for life
@@solomon2082 Grown men in skirts.
@@gimmeyourrights8292 and yet they still win against men with guns
@@solomon2082Bruh they lost the first battle wtf are you talking about
“But, this is a role playing game.”
“You’re right, that’s why I’m role playing as a winner.”
Thing is, Fallout is a Mary Sue story, so YOU are the winner side and who ever gets on YOUR side wins.
Love this 😂"role-playing as a winner"
okay okay, but siding with the most underpowered faction and absolutely obliterating an entire power armour wearing laser wielding army with a handmade rifle that shoots railroad spikes is hilarious
"So, what do you guys belive in again?"
"Genocide."
"I'm still in."
The fact that u get free power armor for joining vs a pack of cigarettes n a cute jacket. It’s no contest choices. It’s like if your job gave you a free tank.
that's why I'm roleplaying as a 🏆*WINNER* 🏆
I always just be chill towards their direction then rob them so I can go with minutemen in destroying them so I can have maxson's badass coat.
🤣🤣🤣 FR FR, 'I'm role playing as a winner"!!
Whenever i enter a new faction area just for their gear im like "Oh I wouldn't say I will help you with your things, More like you are under new management"
Minutemen: Literally the only morally right group.
Railroad: Will sacrifice the majority for the minority.
Institute: As objectively correct as Nazi's.
BoS: 'We have cool shite.'
BOS was my first playthrough. What an ending.
"You're right, thats why I'm Role-Playing as a Winner" was the coldest shit I've heard in a minute given how accurate it is 🤣😭💀
God bless the Enclave.
Enclave: "We actually know how to fly our birds."
Hear me out, the Enclave is the most morally right faction
*Blows up ur bunker*
@birds Because they are American.
@@robertmclease exactly
Dude this is the legion in a nutshell for me, like “wait I get to look like a Roman soldier, scream fuck the NCR every time I walk into a camp and crush Oliver’s fucking legs at the final battle…… where’s the sign up sheet?”
Get to look like somebody who scavenged a Dicks Sporting Goods**
Least unhinged legion fan. The Romans weren't known for wearing pilfered sports equipment into battle, by the way.
@@Shotgun_Gospelthey absolutely were wearing sports equipment. War was a sport at the time. An international, Olympic level sport
@@private_ventures2592I mean yeah.. it uh it kind of was 😅 lol
Unfortunately instead of proper armor, they have football pads.
I bet he regretted it when immediately when the guy in power armor told him to kill his wife and best friend as being part of his faction.
With pleasure, these guys are pain with their 'I dont like this, I dont like that'.
Me immediately murdering them no questions i want cool shit and fuck it the BOS is my new family
ehh power armor out weights mundane npcs
I’d rather kill Hancock, synth curie, Nick and strong if it means I get to blow shit up in T51 with a Gatling laser all while liberty prime marches on and the prydwen follows behind with all its vertibirds (actually that’s how the BoS ending should’ve turned out wtf Bethesda missed opportunity right there)
Me ripping through the entirety of the BOS and institute with my bare hands
The scurges must be purged, you see. They go bye bye and the commonwealth can be safer than previously.
*teleports behind a paladin with Blitz*
“Psssh… Nothing personnel… kid…”
“That’s right that’s why I’m roleplaying as a winner” 😂😂😂
“But this is a role playing game.. 😢” you’re so freakin funny dude
That’s how u know u made a bad game when every faction sucks so bad that the only redeeming feature between any of them is that one of them looks cool
Railroad vs brotherhood
What Caesar’s Legion looks like: Some random faction that just has weird melee weapons and weak ranged weapons.
What the NCR looks like: A big important faction that could destroy a country.
But in reality, these 2 factions are swapped around instead.
Caesar’s Legion could kill the entire Mojave Wasteland.
The New California Republic can barely defend a dam.
Caesar Legion has drip what you talking about?
anyone who looks at Lanius and thinks "I wonder if this tribal has any 10mm on him" is sick in the head
It's a sustainability issue though. The Legion could slaughter their way up and down the entire US, but the moment Caesar dies, which is inevitable even after curing his tumor, the Legion will crumble to dust. There's no sustainability there. That's why Caesar wants to change and synthesize with the NCR.
Who needs ranged weapons when you have a good melee build?
@@Attilathepun Fr
This is every Bethesda game.
its all about that ballistic weave!
I don’t sympathize with the simulacrum
@@owenblount7334
"I literally can't distinguish you from anyone one else unless I kill you or you recount very specific experiences but you aren't a real person."
@@tineresnt5505 they literally have factory reset codes homie
I see you have the Power armor helmet that can actually kill you because of some mold inside the helmet or something. I'd look into that.
Don’t lie, you picked BOS as your first faction in fallout 4.
Your goddam right. Fuck them synths
Actually no I picked minutemen as my first....and then I picked bos for the achievements
@@kingt0295 pfft...they sure talk s**t to Hancock lol.
Nope, Railroad. Chose the Brotherhood route yesterday, never again.
@@sonnenblumefrau2048 really? What was bad about it?
Literally the reason I went with the BoS in fallout 4
“It’s a role playing game” *”that’s why I’m role playing as a winner”* I couldn’t have said it better if I where a classical English poet
As soon as I was allowed to join the brotherhood of steel I did and I followed every single mission even killing paladin danse