SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 09
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- Опубліковано 10 бер 2016
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CAST (By order of appearance)
Octopimp: Tiffany
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YamatoSFX: Kirito
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Megami33: Lizbeth
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xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
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Takahata101: Heathcliff
@takahata101
Don Fluffles: Himself
Eagle8Burger: Sam
@eagle8burgerVA
Lanipator: Bob
@Lanipator
BuddyVA: Angry Mob
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AntFish: Godfree
@AntfishTAS
Hayabusa449: Kuradeel
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Shadowring123Dubs: Johnny Black
@Sonicring123Dubs
redasatomato: ???
@tomatokind
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Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
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MUSIC USED
Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
SAO soundtrack: "Feel Uneasy", "A Strategy Meeting", "A Close Battle"
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood soundtrack: "Nightfall in Central City", "Mortal Sin", "Interlude", "Beneath the City"
Your Lie in April soundtrack: "Shikai ga Akai!?", "For you ~Tsuki no Hikari ga Furisosogu Terrace~"
Blood Blockade Battlefront soundtrack: "The Theme of Blood Blockade Battlefront", "Footloose /Run for Cover /Footloose"
Brutal Legend soundtrack: "11 O'Clock is a Direction"
Busou Renkin soundtrack: "Kyodai na Teki"
HunterXHunter (2011) soundtrack: "The Emperor's Time", "Kyoushuu", "I Ain't Ojisan!", "Yuuhi ni Mukatte",
Harmony of Heroes: "Kumite"
A Something Witty Production - Комедії
I love how Asuna is a manipulative Yandere, and Kirito is a traumatized egomaniac, such a power couple lmao.
@@doomslug2324 this. Just this. Yes
So much of a power couple, an AI was able to break out of the dev’s trash bin to become their surrogate daughter
This version really gets that these are *gamers* trapped in an MMO. Obsessive behaviour is par for the course.
@@doomslug2324 lmao literaly means laugh my ass off what's french about that.
@@lhensalexandre8155 The french were the first to coin the term “lmao” and we quickly adopted it into our vocabulary. Thus making the term originally French
Normal Asuna: "Ki-Kirito..."
Abridged Asuna: "Why are your pants still on? We doing this, or what?"
Teothehun there needs to be more comments like this
This is how it should have happened in the show
+Gideon Sassoon yes this is what should have happened
Normal Kirito: Wait no I didn’t mean it like that!
Abridged Kirito: “SUCK IT ROSALIA”!!!!!
It happened in the original web series. Look up chapter 16.5, and you'll appreciate the meaning of the phrase "glop glop."
“It doesn’t matter, she’s dead now” is a call back to when kirito was high on plants and said, “It doesn’t matter, they’re dead now”
LOOOOL I've never caught that one 😂
Omg I’ve never caught this and I’ve watched this way too many times. Thank you
I’ve never caught this one, this series is the series that keeps on giving
That's unfair because that was stoned Kirito
@@arushamshafeeq9428yes, but this is Jealous Asuna
Something Witty gave Kirito and Asuna the most toxic relationship and they still have more chemistry than in the original
To be fair, a relationship with a gamer girl waifu greentext taped over a body pillow is only compelling if used as a character study, not if played straight.
well, they're both arseholes, so they do make sense together.
It, works… somehow
well... toxin is a chemical, soo...
That’s because it is surprisingly not toxic
They’re both sociopathic loners, and teenagers to boot, they don’t know how a relationship works, they’re just fumbling around like buffoons but somehow making it work
“Oh yeah well my wife punches me during sex”
Kirito 2k19
God that caught me off guard. Then I remember the SUCK IT ROSALIA. And now I understand.
I was wondering if someone would post this comment here
69 like lol
AusHD Fluffles is the best character
Don't you mean xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_KillMe?
Asuna in episode 2 : "I'll make your life a living hell"
Kirito in episode 9 : "This is my life now, I am in hell"
Minzo Hardy nice catch 👌
I read that just as he said it
Minzo Hardy yup
Hey, Asuna might be a psychopathic racist bitch, but she keeps her word.
*Foreshadowing*
I absolutely love how Asuna just transitions seamlessly from gleefully executing a surrendered opponent to crying over Kirito.
Well, when someone threatens someone you care for very much, especially if they can't fight back, you're probably going to feel intense anger and fear. You are NOT going to let them get away with that shit, and when that's over, you're probably coming down from fears and emotions that facing your own death just can't match. I can't exactly blame her.
committing war crimes is a weekly occurrence anyway
@@dragonkrieg4444I’m still surprised she wasn’t the cause of the race war.
"he made her like that" kinda cute (kills the guy about to kill Kirito then balls her eyes out) lmao
stiiiiiiiiiiiiill think there's a huge arson problem in the game.......
*Asuna:* [Arrives out of breath, calmly talking to Kirito]
*Lizbeth:* [Screams, window shatters] "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I SWEAR!!"
*Tiffany:* "WAIT FOR ME!! I KNOW A SHORTCUT!!" [Another window shatters]
I can't get over the fact that Tiffany apparently decided to jump through a perfectly intact window just to escape Asuna's cringeworthy racism instead of simply going out the same one that Lizbeth already jumped through.
I'm more interested in this shortcut. Was this a planned contingency with an agreed upon meeting spot?
I feel like the first crash was meant to be the box of stuff Lizbeth was holding, but the idea that they each jumped out of their own window is hilarious lol
The first thing isn’t a window its a box
Turn on subtitles
According to the subtitles the first glass breaking was the box she was holding so Tif grabbed her hand and jumped together
"That's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman"
"Suck it Rosalia"
The throwbacks are so perfectly done in this series
kirito's ability to hold grudges is absolutely astounding
Oh damn. I always thought he was imagining Asuna as Rosalia during sex
Oh shit I just got that!!!
@@cabbage-soup I mean, if you call out something a person's been uncomfortable about their whole life, they're gonna have a grudge.
Yeah it’s like watching the Kung Fu Panda sequels. Magnifique 👌
Asuna's Secret Plot...
Get Married
Share Inventory
Get back half the Coat from Ep 2
And make Kirito's Life a Living Hell as Interest!
You read my mind.
Asuna: "Oh... this bullshit dropped at his level back then. Goddammit."
but there is still a single flaw in this "plot." Even if she were to share inventories... how would she get the Coat, if she can't open the menu?
xCCflierx but didnt she look at her friends list
@@xCCflierx she can open it now
Godfree is onscreen for only 4 minutes, and yet he's so colorful, hilarious, and instantly memorable. It's really sad when he dies right away.
He never got to play the heaven that is ALfheim
My man got more character in 4 minutes than the whole ass og cast got in 5 seasons
@@AzureRoseMarshal He would have loved the race war.
and also he has a killer voice. a voice befitting of a BARRIER
Sucks that he didn't have a chance to play Elden Ring
14:39
I just realized that Asuna just used one of Kirito's PSTD trigger phrases, which may have prompted the kiss.
"Well it's *YOUR FAULT* I'm like this!"
Ikr. Genius
Not only that but I think he realizes this to I mean he does say “you bitch”
Oh my god your right.
The "You bitch" could also be referring to how Kuradeel was saying "why people take 'bitch' negatively?" (13:46) while proceeding to list out positive traits for it. But that's probably farfetched?
why is this so well written, is it jusy our headcanons?
"YAAAAAS SUCK IT ROSALIA!!!"
"I love you too kiri--WAIT WHO TF IS ROSALIA!?!?"
Best part EVER
Its the deepest you'll ever be in a woman. WELP SUCK I ROSALIA!
***** ikr? Rosalia: "Well enjoy this while you can, because that's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman."
Kirito: "well dead now.. So---SHIT!" kirito lost the opportunity to enjoy being deep in rosalia. xD
***** same. 😂
Setoshi Like every man in the world..
Asuna: WHO THE F~~~ IS ROSALIA?!!?
Kirito: Asuna, I can explain! Rosalia was a psychopath who crossed paths with me. I stabbed her with my sword. Platonically! And lethally. With her dying breath, she bet me that I would never get any deeper into a woman than that. So, to summarize, a dead person now owes me money.
Asuna: Oh. That's a relief. Sorry for overacting.
Kirito: Seriously? You're not going to remind me how cold I am by collecting debts from the deceased?
Asuna: Kirito, you're only the second coldest person in Aincrad, and your nonlethal sword in currently inside the first.
I would throw money at SWE if they did this.
I have $50 in my pocket at the ready
this should top comment
Hahahaha! And your nonlethal sword is currently inside the first. Hahahaha.
Stands up. Claps furiously.
Asuna: "Why are your pants on we doing this or what?" Kirito: "uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" gotta be the best lines of the episode
Hey,not every day you get to have s** so suddenly even tho you did just have your first kiss just today too
And the caption says “Kirito squealing like a velociraptor”
@@bdog3584that doesn't sound like a velociraptor, UA-cam is bugging 💀
@@DestinyHawkbro the creators made the subtitles 😭🖐
@@trinis8726 I was joking
"You couldn't pick a better setting for today's match between-"
"TWO OF THE GREATEST COMPETITORS TO EVER GRACE THE ELEGANT ART OF STABBING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!"
Will always make me laugh because of the delivery
I like how he sounds like Mr. Torgue Flexington.
he's wiz and i'm boomsti-
_Don't say that we are not Deathbattle they'll sue the hell out of us_
Timestamp: 3:48
"This is the deepest you'll ever get in a woman." - Rosalia SAO Abridged Episode 4
*deepest*
Bad Reference Man Ya
I feel soo stupid for not catching that
Same I just realized it
Inb4 condom jokes in the next episode
I love how Kirito was actually traumatized about what happened to Sachi unlike in the anime where he forgets she even existed after episode 3.
Except when they replay that death scene every single time something dramatic happens
HellDashElite well you dont expect them to draw completley new stuff do you. I mean this is a parody its very limited.
+Lucky Doggo He meant the original show. They completely sandbagged any potential of having Sachi carry any emotional wait outside of an occasional gut punch of "Oh, right, this happened" flashbacks.
in all fairness, episode 8 -14 (baring the episodes with yui) is volume 1 while 1 through 7 is volume 2. so in other words, sachi didn't even come into existence after sao ended while the anime simply followed the series chronologically which is why in episodes 8-14, sachi's death doesn't appear to have an effect on kirito because he was written with out said effect.
Yeah haha
I like how they kept it consistent about Kirito saying food tasted worst after he ate that rabbit when Kirito said "it's like ash in my mouth, but d*mn was that filling".
Kinda terrifying too. The ability to program experiences and their objective quality, and the scenario of experiencing the greatesting thing one could ever experience and render anything else nothing but disappointing.
Kinda reminds me of that SCP scientist who drank "the greatest drink in existence" from the sentient keyboard coffee machine and later killed himself because living was too dull for him.
And immediately afterwards kirito became “MAH MAN”… the hero of legend…ary pussy crushing 😎
@@lukefox718 the way the thing works makes it sound like you could max out your speech skill and have a silver tongue that could convince fort knox's guards to let you in but when you think about it, if you keep doing something in real life you keep getting better and better at it. same deal with SAO, except there seems to now be a quantifiable metric
And when he eats at the pub in alfhiem
@@Craggleman oh yeah, forgot about that
"have you considered....murder?" one of the all time great lines
"S...sachi"
"It doesn't matter now, she's dead now, I promise."
I'm dying
Sachi was dying too!
@@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 bruhhhhh
Is it bad I actually got frustrated when she said that-
@@girlmadesunshine no thats the point is that asuna is obessive
We must save my family
"Wait for me, I know a shortcut!"
*Glass shattering*
@@heisenburger8163 watch your language, young lad!!
Young people today are so Filet Mignon
@@notme69 ah je voi un ôtre français !
@@heeruv Hahaha
How very entrée ala carte ratatouille of you
@@heisenburger8163 oui
@@kaelkirkby9191 snorts in spy
I love how SAO Abridged gives everyone so much character. The original was unfortunately too focused on making Kirito look like a badass.
And they did it without making Kirito less badass.
@@KopperNeoman
I say he more a good character that have a badassery I rely on now
13:18 “dont hit me mommy you know it makes me hard” made me tear out in laughter
Lol
One line. One half-assed line of dialogue gives this one secondary antagonist in a parody youtube series more backstory and nuance than most main villains get nowadays.
Whole tragic backstory and everything in a few simple words. Doesn't justify his actions in the slightest, but having an abusive mother and somehow getting off to it would help explain them. Shame he got killed off, but on the other hand asuna actually killing him is great too.
@@lukefox718 Yuuuup, exactly right. It's funny how everyone can read that, and suddenly understand Kuradeel. You go from "WTF is with this psycho?!" To "Ohhhh, I gotcha. You still gotta die like a punk-ass bitch, but I'm probably not going to piss on you afterwards, now."
I didn't even realize he said that until I read this comment. I had to verify with captions, and that is indeed hilarious.
Wow I had to turn on subtitles to get that but holy shit. I've watched every one of these soooooo many times each and I've caught sooo many things that I've missed the 1st couple time. Then once I think I've caught ever lil hidden tibit I end up deciding to check out the comment section and realize there's 1 or 2 things I never noticed in dang near each episode. Hence why this abridged series is such a masterpiece
HEATHCLIFF: "I'm sorry. Can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?"
ASUNA: "Knowing him, it might even be both."
I want them to get to season 3 and have Don Fluffles in there as well.
@@elliottmoody1983 They would probably make it so fluffles is death gun or something and the entire time he was just a human with a furry persona
@@thatoneperson4025 underrated comment... U should pm SWE about this XD
@@thatoneperson4025 Death Fluffles needs to happen.
Fluffles took the player name "Kirito" xD
“Have you considered.... murder?”
Yes
NEXT QUESTION
I once heard from a wise woman... Murder is always an option!
@@cumgoblin8048 kyoshi?
Murder is not the answer!
it's the question ! and the Answer is YES!
Perhaps
“Give him hell, honey!” Now there’s a supportive relationship in action!
Im just realized... At the start of SAO the dev made everyone look like their actual looks IRL. Fluffles is a cat. A fucking cat. A fucking cat that has survived an MMO that hundreds of thousands have already died from. A fucking cat that managed to get nerve gear on, log in, and its owners haven't even considered taking the nerve gear off and putting it out of its misery...
Forget Kirito i want to hear about Mr. Fluffle's story
That's Don Fluffles to you!
"Shh.. shhh.. doesn't matter shes dead now."
wow just wow
here's what I would do:
Asuna: shh she's dead now so cheer up
me: please don't try to cheer me up with my dead gf
I know, right? She's one cruel bitch... They were made for each other
Never heard of motivation?
seeing yandere tendencies in our dear beloved Asuna...
Aeternam she did burn her friend's place to the ground.
"Why're your pants still on? We doin' this or what?" I FREAKIN' LOST IT.
.......Eahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I wonder what his face looks like in the next episode x)
his face xD
+Peter Daniels tbh I saw it coming
+Peter Daniels YUS!.. THAT is how the real ep. SHOULD have ended.. XD
Gotta respect kirito , mans been poisoned and impaled and still find time to mock his enemy 😭😭
“Hey, if I gotta die anyway, the least I can do is make sure you don’t get to enjoy it”
"Huh, that thing went in pretty deep. I think I can still see a scar"
After 6 years, I finally understand what Kirito meant by this...
He's talking about Kuradeel's head being stabbed by his sword in the duel..
I love that Tiffany his crappy store is famous enough to be mentioned in a assassination add.
Free PR i guess?
you mean infamous
I honestly like Tiffany way more in this series. 10x better
Don't mean "ads"
an* you have been corrected ‘thrice’
"Speaking of stalkers I'll be right back."
"Give em hell honey."
Their relationship is easily dynamic.
yeeeeeaaaaa
Relationship goals
Turn on Captions, it gets better.
“Don’t hit me mommy you know it makes me hard,”-Kuradeal
What the actual fuck
@@yuishishido8780 what captions?
*If Kirito continued the joke:*
Lizbeth: “They’re all too busy being in awe over the fact that you can hold TWO swords at the same time!”
Tiffany: “HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE! As it was foretold by the scrolls.”
Kirito: “FoR YOu seE…”
Long ago
It's nice to see that Alucard settled down as a gamer after the whole schrödinger's cat fiesta
player name "Michael McDoesntexist"
I gotta mention that Godfrey is Barret from FF7 abridged, as well.
"RETURN OF THE 'WHY' BONER... WITH A VENGEANCE!"
Kirito met Godfree, a roleplayer. He hated it.
If only he knew his own sister is a roleplayer on a _children's game,_ and he's gonna spend a half season with her...
Huh. That makes me wonder if Kiritio will mention Godfree, even offhandedly, in the new season...
Wouldst thou shutteth THE FUCK UP!
And let's not forget, the second he cotton's on to who she is, he's gonna give. Her. Hell!
Oooooooh ain't I waiting for revenge on that note
Loving Suguha and all, but honestly, I feel offended when I see the crown prince of douchebags is being beaten up by the queen of douchebags.
Can't have that for our prince now XD
@@bjm_77 I never thought that I'd laugh when some guy is being murdered in an anime.
Honestly, at that line, I lol'd so loud, I woke my aunt up.
Asuna: “I don’t want your stinking blood on my hands.”
Kurideal: ...really?
Asuna: nooOOoo.
Definitely in my top 5 favorite moments from this series
@@eragonawesome nah 15:15 he gets punched in the middle of sex
Best line this Ep
Wha- *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH-*
@@Somerandomdude____ slapped, you can tell by the mark
I felt bad for Godfree they actually got me to really like him in a few minutes
I remember it hitting even harder in the actual anime. He spends the whole time begging for his life absolutely helpless to stop Kuradeel from slowly murdering him.
@@thomasfrazer8934 the difference being he wasn’t a character in the origional anime. He’s a featureless mob who dies to show that there are stakes. I forgot he existed twenty seconds after he died. This was an actual character death, and I actually cared about this one.
Kirito: Hey, if I gotta die anyway, the least I can do is make sure that YOU don't get to enjoy it.
I love that line. How do you show that a pain in the ass narcissist has accepted his fate, and show his bravery? Wrap it in a joke, and it feels all the more real. Little touches, man.
Asuna: "Why are your pants still on? We doing this, or what?"
Kirito: ...*squeeling like a velociraptor*
No more like screaming goat
@@beigehues lmao
Have you heard a lot of velociraptor's squeal?
Finally they did it, it only took a parody to stop blueballing every single time they get close to it.
@@Redstar2613 I have. A lot of my clients are female argonians. They call me the 6ft Turkey.
I just realized the whole 'fluffles falling over a massive cliff and surviving' is a joke of the fact that cats always land of their feet xD
For fuck sake the authors arent writting they are playing
20D-chess
and also 9 lives reference
Since Coffin collapsed early, I hope Don Fluffles is the real antagonist of the GGO arc
cats are confirmed to be able to survive falls from several stories up at least. So that checks out.
@@spindash64 i agree i also think they should use him for the death gun arc
"Why are your pants still on?"
"Squeals like a velociraptor"
"Who the FUCK is Rosalia?!"
Oh you know just a woman I murdered..
I love this show
Kirito: You ever notice this game has a real arson problem?
Also Kirito: If you don't service me right now, I will burn down this shop in approximately 30 seconds!
And days later it still burned down for unknown reasons.... yup totally unknown.
@@thomasallen9974 Well, in fairness; It was Asuna that set it on fire.
@@theanchorshat585 r/wooosh
@@gpflopi7240 That doesn't classify as a wooosh.
@@theanchorshat585 you could always just woooosh them. Also, r/itswooooshwithfouros
Asuna:"I sure as hell wont die on you like that dub bitch sally."
Kirito:"S-Sachi.."
Asuna:"Shhh.. it doesn't matter she's dead now........."
Me:Asuna is so sensitive...XD
I meant Dumb...
It's a giant alpha bitch move. Asuna asserts dominance in an unhealthy intensity. "I understand your past and I will destroy the memory of every female in your life, Kirito"
Reminds me of that scene where Kirito says "so why did he make sweet love to the business end of a broad sword?" and Asuna calls him out for it
13:18 "Don't hit me mommy, you know it makes me hard..." I didn't think I could hate him anymore than I did in the original series, but here we are
I just realized that the cat must be an actual cat because all of the avatars were removed to show the real players in Ep. 1
You know, I just realized that Heathcliff makes the same stupid jokes that no one gets and then goofily laughs at it while everyone else stares in silence....which Kayaba did in abridged episode 1. In almost the exact same manner.
Well played, SWE. Well played.
Aynessa Valerion I didn't realize that. Could they have some sort of connection? I guess I'll never know...
If you watched SAO you *will* see the connection.
Rusty Potato I think you missed the sarcasm, dude.
Aynessa Valerion yah. I have seen the show though (sadly).
***** I do that a lot
"Two of the greatest competitors to ever grace the elegant art of stabbing the shit out of each other!"
I need to buy the writing team multiple beers.
Admitted, this does feel like a 6 drink minimum type of material.
Definitely. Writing effort to the max.
That is what the Kirito is Always Right Foundation is for! Donate to KARF today!
I wanna have a drinking party with those writers and my friends just to see what stupid fucking ideas we can make. I love the writers
I still prefer
"Yolko, is there any reason Grimlock would want to make sweet, sweet love to your friend's chest with the business end of a broadsword?"
14:29
"Maybe I wanna almost die once in awhile, huh! Make YOU cry!"
..God, these guys just keep finding ways to foreshadow what happens in the future of the dub, how are they so smart?!
Are we all just going to ignore Kuradel going "Don't hit me Mommy you know it makes me hard" After Asuna knocked him away from Kirito?
I love how they explain the others not ever really being around Asuna in this by having her be equal parts terrifying and racist.
It’s better then in the original where they just of disappear and then pop back in whenever it’s convenient.
what part??
@@lolimsooedgy7809 When they exited through a window just to avoid her.
@@ryanjones_rheios i didnt notice it in the orig wtf they were suddenly gone
@@lolimsooedgy7809 It happens a lot to them. Tmu, its because a lot of those characters came about in side stories that were added on after the main lightnovel arcs and the show roped them together. That's the heresay at least, I've never read the books.
Asuna: “she’s dead now, feel better.”
ok haruna
『永 Izayoi_1p1 永』 I don’t get it
『永 Izayoi_1p1 永』 plz explain
Asuna is a yandere
She is a dangerous woman
Tiffany and Lizbeth being on the same wavelength with Asuna is my new favorite thing.
Its been YEARS and I just realized the GENIUS that was the poor guys final line at 10:55.
This is part of why the Abridged is just better in everyway.
“Kirito squeals like a velociraptor” is quite possibly one of the best subtitles I’ve ever read.
I've watched this series at least a dozen times but never with subtitles ... "I've missed so much this past year" 😂🤣
The subtitles add a nice charm to them like how Kirito and Asuna’s left and right brain are labeled as such
it make it so much better
Omg thank you for finding this out
and kuradeel's "don't hit me mommy, you KNOW it makes me hard!!"
“It doesn’t matter, she’s dead now.”
-Asuna, 2016
That dumb bitch Sally.
@@NocturnalPyro Sachi is best girl. Asuna is just a fall back.
OmniscientWarrior that dumb bitch Sally
@@NocturnalPyro why do I want my oc to follow this version so he can say this in fatal bullet "Why did i have to break linear time and get almost everyone to nearly do me in my room inorder to save 3 girls I've seen mostly naked. All just for a sword that isn't a damn glowstick. A valuable use of my talents because kirito was the hero here, because I was dealing with a male stalker who looks like a boyband member .
@@shinobidaniel_12 idk man why?
This abridged series has better development, pacing and throwback references than the actual show, I love it.
AND also better foreshadowing 2:12 damn this is a masterpiece.
“I look like a tool!”
“Well, at least now you’re dressed for the part”
Damn, fitting callback to last episode.
“Wait, so you were just…using me?”
“Well, its not like I keep you around for your brains”
“Wh- haa- i- wha-“
“Shh, calm down sweet cheeks. I’ll buy you something pretty when we get home.”
“Hey- dont walk away from me! THERES A PERSON ATTACHED TO THIS SWORD YOU KNOW! *I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!”*
"Why'd I agree to put a friggin' cat on the council?"
Because that cat is one of the few competent players in the game.
The cat somehow managed to start a mob
Is name is don fluffles
cat's are great at breaking things.
hes also a mob boss!
@@james1253 and helped kill the first boss,can hire laughing coffin at any moment,hella rich,and is a pro gamer
this is a joke
And the abridged parody takes the Asuna saving Kirito scene closer to the source material than the anime adaptation: Asuna kills the bastard!
... Another reason why Abridged is better than the original -.-
WormyMasterTV Well, this is still SAO. They could have done a UA-cam POOP instead and it would still have less plot holes...
TwilightWolf032 what are you talking about? People could totally survive in VR with no starvation, dehydration or muscular atrophy indefinitely.
Well, it actually depends on which novel... (LN or WN)
As far as I know, it was the web novel that had the balls to have Asuna kill the guy. The light novel had that scene altered due to executive meddling, or so I heard.
You know, it's episodes like this that make me genuinely forget that this is a parody, it feels like it's own thing
'Not the face, I NEED THAT FOR RADIO' God bless you Lani
For fuck's sake, I thought for the longest time that Kirito was fantasizing about Rosalia when he's having sex with Asuna, but he was referencing her saying that he'd never have sex with a woman back in episode 4...
Goddamnit it took me way too long to get that!
"Enjoy this while you can because it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman. "
"SUCK IT ROSALIA"
Draevan13 no it was this is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman
Draevan13 omg me too, thanks for opening my eyes
Ooooooooh, that makes a lot of sense
Draevan13 I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to miss that!!!!
“I saw you go off that cliff. No one could’ve survived that fall!”
“*Meows*”
“You bastard. I would’ve never thought of that.”
Because cats always land on their feet
I see you also speak cat.
Because cats always have nine lives
He did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.
@@louiscypher4186 "Hey, I understood that reference!"
@@louiscypher4186 wow wow wow
"Don't hit me mommy, you KNOW it gets me hard"
Best subtitles I've ever heard in while
Kirito being embarrassed about sex is the funniest fucking thing
Well, not a fucking thing yet at that point. Literally.
Kirito: "SUCK IT, ROSALIA!"
Me: **FlaAash baAaAack**
**Rosalia: "Enjoy it while... you can. This the deepest you'll ever be in a woman..."**
Me: XD ROFLMAO
wow
+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) Thank you kind sir, I forgot about that.
XD perfect
+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) what the hell
+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) that took me a min. to get.
When Asuna and kirito have more character and chemistry than in the original show
Puppet Master mysognistic alchemy not chemistry
But
Alchemy IS A FORM OF CHEMISTRY
*is shot for ruining a joke*
DBfan Mysognistic alchemy is a reference to this episode. No one ruined the joke.
You do realize why I said that correct
They said "misoginistc alchemy not chemistry"
While they meant romantic chemistry and obviously misoginistc alchemy
I'm specifically saying they are the same thing thus playing on the fact that alchemy at its core Is a form a chemistry and thus By taking a joke litterally I am ruining it
Ah, I see. My bad.
The way Asuna just say "NOoooo" is perfect
I could listen to that delivery for ages.
4:15 is the best joke of this episode and maybe top the entire series. So accurate to gamer talk and culture 🤣 and how butthurt we can get.
The fact that I had to dig to find a comment talking about it is so sad.
@@SeanHiruki RIGHT!?! IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE JOKE IN THIS EPISODE! AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT!?
Riot shield comes to mind
Honestly, noone can make me change idea on the fact that his equipment was Modded the whole time even in the OG. Fking cheater.
YES this is literally my favourite quote in the entire series
"YAAASSS SUCK IT ROSALIA"
"I love you too Kiri-WAIT WHAT!? WHO'S ROSALIA?"
"NO NO WAIT ASUNA I CAN EXPLA-"
XD FAV PART
Chapter 16.5, everybody!
i know this, i see you are a man of culture as well. Good fcking chapter verry good
i... don't get it.
Shibasis Ghosh Rosalia headhead bich said he'd never have sex with a girl n now that he did he said suck it Rosalia to prove that he'd had sex
"Who the FUCK is ROSALIA!?" 😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead 😂😂😂😂 Is it bad that the Kirito x Asuna ship in the abridged is cuter than the original 😂😂😂😂😂😂
energyzero77 exactly
+MelMelLovesRandomness you gave me clinical cancer
Kev Birss cool :)
MelMelLovesRandomness Rosalia is from the 4th episode (I think) when they where trying to get the flower
+Kev Birss how dare make light of my situation
*SPOILERS*
Given that Kirito pegs Kayabo at the end because he's always making movie references like in episode 1, I'm surprised he didn't catch on at the "Make. My. Day." at the start of the duel
Well, we didn't catch on until Tron was mentioned again, so...
Tiffany saying he has a shortcut implies that they weren't just getting out of the room but running to a safe house or smt
Asuna: "i wont die like that dumb bitch sally"
Kirito: "sachi"
Asuna: "sshh shh, she's dead now. So Cheer up."
LOL
+Daniel Ramirez Asuna has no chill
Hah!
+1Cartoonking that was hilarious because it was fucked up honestly humans are so mean and a lot of the funniest jokes are the ones that are the most fucked up like this one "hey man, what's up. not the twin towers."
I know the same with me I laugh but I feel like a terrible person for it it's just something about those horrible jokes that makes you laugh
Extremely late on the series, but heathcliff's voice actor seems to be a little on... the _perfect_ side
Takahata single handedly made Cell in dbza. Also... N I C E.
I'm also behind on the times with these videos, but I swear that the roleplaying guy was Barrett in FF7A
God damnit I can't unhear it anymore
@@-Fenixx- and alucard in hellsing abridged
Sounds more like a fuck-mothering vampire to me
One of the main reasons this works when the cannon one does not is that here Kirito is an upjumped incel and Asuna is a closeted sociopath and they are drawn to each other because they are only ones they can be their authentic selves with
If they can livestream in Sao that means they can contact their families. I think that’s a neat concept
it s probably an in-game only stream
@@deadline6149 they can still speak in game
“Ever notice this game has a real arson problem?”
Well, you are speaking to the prime offender.
_Former_ prime offender
The irony that he's saying that to the person who burned down Lis' Smithy.
And he threatened to burn down Lis' shop if he didn't get service after 30 sec
Asuna is the Offender everyone who is in a sorta relationship with Kirito had bad fortune
@@JordanDragonAs Or were only threatened
"She's dead now so cheer up."
I love Asuna more everytime I watch this
I bet she’s amazing at funerals
Asuna in this series are a 100% better than the original
@@nicolasscheffer1101 everyone in this series is better than the original
Jay Blu Nope, it's great. Lul.
@@alonelybagel745 I wish this would just replace the real anime
I just like how the show gets serious and then they show us an amazing ad for Tiffany's
2:13 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT THIS WAS THE FIRST GIVEAWAY OF HEATHCLIFF'S TRUE IDENTITY?! Goddamn...
Is no one gonna talk about Kirito saying “Give em Hell, Honey!” So far one of my favorite lines in the series.
Perfect!
@@bartudundar3193 When!?
@@bartudundar3193 never mind i found it 13:22
My favorite line has always been Asuna's sarcastic "No" when killing Kuradeel.
Same here's. I would've said. "Knock them dead sweetie." Avatar style lol
The only friends of Kirito are absolutely terrified of Ausuna.
She did burn down Liz’s shop and whatever the hell she did to Tiffany
@@dbzawesome5783 general rascist behavior, or to put it better, a privileged white girl trying to be ghetto
Charles Courtwright privileged Japanese girl
Except Balls, he doesn't seem to mind her that much
Deity Saturn hear me out, same color skin for both typically, Also doesn’t matter anyways. I know that two races having the same color might be mind blowing for you but shocker, it do be like that sometimes.
"I know a shortcut" is possibly my favorite line in this entire series
My favorite aspect of SAO is that the bad guy was like “if you wanna escape, beat floor 100”. Which means escape was always possible and assumed to be a thing.
So all these people killing other players were doing it with the full knowledge that the real world waited for them outside. Imagine this game ends, the police start reviewing the game logs. They’d know each and every time someone died outside of an arena, who killed them, and when.
It’s so weird seeing players just go nuts and become edgelords. Like no worries man, keep doing that, I’m sure irl jail has wifi
It's been seven months I think at that point, and they're only at half of the floors, and like the easy half. I'm pretty sure a lot of players have just given up on escaping ^^'
I love this version because theres actual CONTINUITY. Like jesus guy from episode one begins laughing coffin and the cat KEEPS SHOWING UP. ITS GREAT
Where in episode 1 is jesus guy? I can't find him
@@deanrule70yahoorules after the boss fight of ep1 there is a guy seeing evil jesus
@@deanrule70yahoorules If's Jeff, from end of the Floor 1 Boss Fight and Fluffles appears for the first time too.
Like the deal with Sachi, it was just a one-off episode in the orig that's never brought up again. But here it's not only recurring trauma, but was actually memorable when it happened lol.
Also for the other replies, the Jesus guy was at the end of ep 2 not 1.
Enough brick jokes to build a house.
you just know, if they do the gun gale online arc, death gun will be fluffles
Ryan Selby that's perfect
Or Jeffery
cant imagine it being anyone else
please.
They will, they said that they will be abridging all of sao
Heathcliff’s unlanded movie reference at 2:20 is a telltale sign that he is Kayaba, throw back to episode 1 where both of his movie references where too dated for the audience as he is a full grown adult and most of them are young.
I find it really insulting that Heathcliff called Kirito a noob, even though he cheated to win.
So...Heathcliff is alucard...and alucard is cell, who exactly is this man who has become a beacon of glorious comedy
Takahata101
and is Godfree Ginyu?
Dylan Titus I'm pretty sure takahata101
takahata101
LukeTheCrusher his full name is Sir Takahata Von Sexy-vocals the 101st.
Rosalia: “This is the deepest you’ll ever get in a woman”
Kirito: “Suck it Rosalia!”
Da...Nobody it just slipped out
don fluffles is a cat and they can fall from any height kirito didnt think of that
WAIT FOR ME, I KNOW A SHORTCUT
I swear to the gods, Tiffany is my favourite side character in the series
My God the abridged series of Sao is better than the actual show.
Preach.
+Leo Ward It's been so since episode 1...
+Leo Ward ive read ths comment so many times
can I get an amen can I get a hallelujah
Idk if I'd go that far, but I will say it's the best abridged series I've seen.
"SUCK IT, ROSALIA!"
"I love you too, Kiri-- Wait, WHAT?!?!"
I only got the innuendo the first time around
I'm so fucking happy that happened I got flashbacks to that episode
Who is Rosalia?
The red haired person who was rude to kirito in episode 3, saying that he was on the same level as silica
Oh so THAT'S Rosalia....
Death coffin taking Kirito’s advice was amazing
There’s a lot of movie references but I think there may be a book reference or two in this series. In this episode when asuna is crying she says “I’m such a girl” which sounds like a reference to “to kill a mockingbird”
Honestly if it is a book reference that Asuna’s making it’d tie really well into the whole movie reference parallel that Kirito has with Kayaba
They both make movie references that the other gets, since they come from very similar places (nerds who were always at the bottom of the power dynamic suddenly finding themselves at the top and not really knowing what to do about it or how to fit in the new social climate), until the very end when Kirito has undergone all his character development while Kayaba hasn’t, and Kirito makes a reference that he and Kayaba have different sources for (“I reject your reality and substitute my own!”, which Kirito gets from Mythbusters and Kayaba gets from Dungeon Masters). Same episode, Asuna makes a movie reference of her own (“I love you.” “I know.” From Star Wars) showing how much more in sync they are and the new point of their characters
If she’s making book references as they get closer that’d be a super interesting gradient to show them developing their bond but not having it fully cemented yet like it is in the last aincrad episode
@@swordsmancs I’m also going off the assumption that Asuna has had something to read through her captivity given how scaring short a time of idleness it takes to make the mind a void.