Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 1
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2018
- Episode 1: Goblin Nest of LIES!
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Parody Created by Grimmjack, Coffinjockey, EoD, and TheDastails
Parody Written By Grimmjack, Coffinjockey, EoD, and TheDastails
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Goblin Slayer - Grimmjack
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Shaman Goblin - Coffinjockey
Goblins - Coffinjockey, EoD, TheDastails, GaoGaiKingTheGreat
Baby Goblins - Karilynne Davies
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I love how Priestess is largely unchanged in her personality but Goblin Slayer went from “edgelord who kills goblins because of severe past trauma” to “psychopathic maniac with an insatiable bloodlust specifically for goblins”
Gawwwblinnnsss.
@@xzenitramx666GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
Man really saw 'favored enemy' and 'Foe slayer's and never looked back
Ehhh looks like it's going to be a more exacerbated version of it. Taken to an absurdist angle of him coping with it.
-blood- lust
Goblin slayer, how dnd stories get told, Goblin slayer abridged what actualy hapens at the table
can confirm.
Verified as true
Why is it so accurate, I’m scared, I even have goblin slayer, doomguy, John 117, all JOJOs, John wick, one punch man, and etc, and my dnd buddies have even worse characters; this comment is scarily true
this happened to my D&D party before but it was kobolds
i would love if i could play a game like that, ive really never played because the people involved seemed.....boring? i think is the nice way of putting it lol
"I'm so sorry they took your clothes and only did that and nothing else possible"
Oh god
The 4kids dub
I mean the goblin kids did have to come from somewhere
@@christophermorris9816 Yeah, the green moon.
@@coachlombardi9657according to the extended lore the girl was pregnant and she killed herself apparently
@@xenomorph733nope not truw
"The only good goblin is a dead goblin. Now let's make these goblins GOOD!"
Now that's good writing.
Nothing gooder! This is am the goodest! Eat your heart out shakespear.
Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human.
Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.
True
Is it depressing to say the abridged version is more of a lifelike scenario😂
i see no difference here.
@@necrochemical5572 you’ll find that most of the best in their field are crazy
Actually, she's following him to help him out of gratitude that slowly turns into adoration. Also to protect others from the force of nature that is the GS.
Goblin Slayer: what people think DND is like.
Goblin Slayer Abridged: what DND is actually like.
Totally relatable! While I was DMing a campaign, this happens.
Pathfinder
The Black Otaku It’s not your fault they stopped coming to games, they’re the ones missing out!
@@izzy_theog9658 one player once yelled Oh God! RUNAWAY! FULL RETREAT!
I was once part of a session where a dude made a grenade go off in his hand and he lived. Course he did roll like it was a fucking miracle.
"So, how was your first D&D session?"
(Cleric weeps over bodies of murdered party members)
"I take it you don't want to play again?"
(Sniff) "I'd like to commit to a full campaign."
".....Really?"
HAHHAHAHAHH 😭😭😭😭
Holy sheet
😄😅😨😰😭
That seems accurate
I really don't want to be that guy, but what this have to do with the video?
Whoever voice acted those screams surely should get a raise. It's like they condensed 4 whole years of utter pain and agony from fighting goblins into one!
It sounds like 4 years of repressed customer service trauma... but yeah, I have a feeling neighbours were told before she recorded them... maybe the cops too.
Seriously, that first scream from the mage was HAUNTING. Very well done.
The series is named Goblin Slayer,
The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer,
His job is being a Goblin Slayer,
His Title is Goblin Slayer,
People only know him as Goblin Slayer.
We know him as THE GOBLINATOR
We also know him as the GAWBLIN SLAYER
The lack of names in the show... it disturbs me
Its simple
@@devilred18 GOBLINS?!
"I'm sorry they took your clothes _and did nothing else."_
Pokerface first time I thought da faq but got used to it
Goblins sure love playing dress up in women's clothes. That's why they're always stealing them, the little scamps!
@@sniptaclar5568 as you do
4kids
MrRay568 I think this is the first time where censoring the original scene actually helped.
I just realized since none of these characters actually have names, GS saying “we’re not on a name basis yet” actually makes sense.
In goblin Slayer no one has names which is very weird.
@@GreenDude_GamingThe creator did that so the audience could more easily imagine themselves as the characters
I figured they didn't have names because most adventurers die early and it makes people mourn less over their eventual deaths (which is how some other anime reasoned about their characters never mentioning their names, but I forgot which one), but that works too
@@Dragonoid269 literally no one has names for example cowgirl's name is just cowgirl. By cowgirl I'm referring to that girl that works on the farm.
@@GreenDude_Gaming Goblin slayer is the only character with a real name, Orcbolg
I love how his sword is called "Endbringer" and then, ironically, brought him his end.
“I’m named Endbringer…but between the Goblins and the boy, I’m not ending the goblins today”
you mean 'poetically', right? If it was an ironic situation it would have saved his life.
@@WorldWalker128Nah it’s ironic because it still subverted expectations. It’s true that it’s called “Endbringer” and you’d therefore expect it to bring about an end, but that end is expected to be the end of goblins, not its own wielder, which still makes it ironic.
he did not know how to use a sword.
"End... bringer? What a dumb name. It's a dumb name for a dumb sword! Welcome to the arsenal, Endbringer. Daddy loves you~"
Goblin slayer is just a medieval doom guy.
*Slays goblins with malicious intent*
*Slays Goblins with religious intent*
Accurate
Well he has to contest with Guts for Medieval Doom Slayer
Jesse Discon and both were sired by Artorias
I'm pretty sure that is actually true in real life since I think they used the cgi movements for the doom games
"Good thing they only took your clothes and did nothing else possible!"
That killed me.
It's better with subtitles since it says 4kids
Lol so glad i enabled subtitles
tbh I thought they would do what they did with eran in aot when he started moaning every time they hit him
Even better when you realize GS calls out the censorship next scene when he points out the goblin kids and calls them goblin lies.
I love that Priestess sounds like she's in hysterical denial.
6:18 imagine leaving your spellcasters behind and getting mad when they get jumped.
in any team based game ever
ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A HEALER.
"Need healing!!' said the person across the world
@@johnynoway9127 support class types are usually ignored until they are needed.
@@mikevignola4213
And when someone takes up the mantle they’re treated like a burden or a slave.
A vicious cycle
@@Toneill029 that's not 100% true. If you're good at it people notice because most people half ass it. Healers, support and tanks that are good and don't need to be reminded are very much in demand.
But finding competent people across the board is hard due to the Damage Dealer role as most don't understand that managing hate or enmity or whatever term is being used is the whole party's responsibility.
Overwatch in one sentence
"Priestess! Where did these goblins come from? Why weren't you watching our rear?!"
YOU'RE THE MARTIAL, YOU TELL ME! Why didn't YOU make a caster sandwich?!
Slightly recovered Priestess in a sitrep to Guild Girl afterward:
"Warrior, dead."
Guild Girl: _completely unsurprised_ "Cause of death?"
"Suicidal stupidity."
Guild Girl: "Gonna be a fun message to send to his family."
"Fighter..." _glances at Fighter Girl hugging herself in a blanket and sobbing_ "Suicidal stupidity."
Guild Girl: "She's alive, though. More than I expected. Wizard?"
"Dead."
"Cause of death?"
"Martials not guarding the casters, goblin poison, and a mercy killing by Goblin Slayer."
Guild Girl: [surprised] "Not suicidal stupidity?"
"Well... they all refused to retreat, bring potions, or scout ahead..."
Guild Girl: _sighs_ "Time for my screaming break."
Fighter died, monk girl lived
@@FiftyStates5 I was going by their canon codenames. Warrior is Tatsumi, Fighter is the monk girl. Not exactly useful at telling them apart, I know. Probably why GSA changed them.
About the monk girl: that was a premonition
"What is your name?"
"My name is-"
*violently rips arrow out of arm*
"WRONG!!! Your name is Priestess! No names!"
I really wish that the the only reason people's names are their job titles is because Goblin Slayer is an absolute lunatic.
Idk why but I got meatcanyon vibes
Names take too much memory, memory needed for GOBLIN SLAYING TACTICS!!
It took me a long time before i realized that this show never uses proper names.
This was just so fucking hilarious
“The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!” Pure Gold.
Im stealing it for a dnd character. I dont know how Ill implement it, but I will.
Adam M Dew it
You fell for it I cast death
@@adamm5166 we are
*GoblinSlaying Boner arises*
“Feels good, riiiiiiight?”😏
“I feel violated.”🥺
“GOOD! You passed the tenth goblin test!”😀
“Hooraaaaaahahaaaaaaay”😭
Priestess: *We could have saved her!*
Goblin Slayer: *Could we, COULD WE!? I mean yeah, we could've* 🤣
Anime GS: PTSD.
This GS: ADHD.
Are they the same? *Yes but actually no.*
I Actualy have both
@@theodoreprovencio9097 so like do you just randomly jump to a new topic from horrible flashbacks I mean how do those conditions interact.
@@kingnothing8570 basically it's being bored for majority of the time then randomly have a flashback about something that screwed you up and scream your head off. Gotta love those spicy memories
More like
Goblin Slayer anime: People thinks D&D looks like
Goblin Slayer Abridged: How D&D actually looks like
I can agree
GS's personality in this Abridged is what I imagine his brain works in the Canon series.
CaptZealot does he not sound like that one character from borderlands?
@@MOGARISREADY36 Meat Bicycle \('-')/
@@MOGARISREADY36 REDRUM!
@@MOGARISREADY36 Kreig the Pysho ?
A new miniseries: Goblin Slayer’s Mind
He really is the embodiment of “Find a job that you love.”
A DM starts a session with 4 new players and one veteran who will be there after work. The DM tries telling the new players what to do, but the fighter keeps interrupting them. So the DM decides to just give them a practice fight against the goblins, not expecting everyone to roll so low. Then the veteran shows up, getting the gist of the situation and shows up in character. He saves the cleric and the other three are pissed because the DM killed their characters. OOC, the veteran screams at them, telling them it’s their own damn fault for not listening to the DM. After killing the goblins, the DM decides that one of the survived just to take pity on them. But the player didn’t want to play as a monk who got...”man-handled” by goblins, so they retired it early. After the session, the veteran helped the players make new characters while teaching them some basic combat. They all made a dwarf, an elf, and a Dragonborn. And came back next session.
And they all made many higher roles after that
The veteran didn't scream at them! He's gotta save that shit for his roleplaying.
**priestess having emotional breakdown**
**GS having the time of his life**
(Goblin slayer noises)
@@MrJustonemorevoice *pig noises*
WAIT!
*lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*
Priestess: AAAAAHHHH
Goblin Slayer: I had... the time of my liiiiiiife
Episode one of the actual show in a nutshell.
Most of the anime in a nutshell, really.
Best line from the anime:
“Who are you...?”
“Goblin Slayer.”
Best line from this video:
“I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “
Poison Viper456 that’s straight up best line though
beans
"Now theres a pig? Whats a pug doing here? Ah no matter?"
@@tronilicious6278 you more slaying
BEANS
Priestess: “What are you?”
GS: “Slayer. Goblin Slayer.”
Also Priestess: “No I mean your name not your job title!”
“I cast death” best line ever
I still prefer "I CAST FIST"
Show: goblin slayer = doom guy
Abridged: goblin slayer = Deadpool on drugs as a borderlands 2 character
Phoenix King correction, Deadpool on about a galaxys worth of crack cocaine, because I think Deadpool is naturally on drugs
Doomslayer can kick Goblin Slayers ass, change my mind
@@angryastartes1702 thats true but he's technically doom slayer that much much much weaker but his has FULL OF RAGE.
so basically deadpool as a psycho ? or even krieg to give an actual playable character(love krieg btw)
Phoenix King oh dear god
Goblin Slayer talking just like comic book Doom Guy is a stroke of genius.
I LOVE it
Doom has a comic?
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior yup
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It's where "Rip and Tear" is from
"NOW DRINK YOUR GODDAMN MEDICINE"
"It's goblin pee pee"
He sounds like a damn drill sergeant and i love it
(loud coughing)"WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y?!?!?!?"
My favourite line from any anime, abridged or otherwise is the "nope. **Try better**"
Just perfect taunt and the confidence of that man... Wow
That whole section was incredible.
"That's not stabbin' either. I'll get it right..." *menacing camera zoom on his helmet* "Soon."
Tatsumi dies and the captions are: "tatsumi gets akame ga killed"
I love this already
Ikr probably funniest part of this episode
Aww man now I have the series all over again. But thanks ☺️☺️☺️
8:16 "goblins laughing at best girl" Well, that's what they do!😂
*goblins slayer boner rises*
lmao same
6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.
It was recorded on bikini-line day.
The scream haunts my nightmare by which I mean even my nightmares are terrified
what is bikiline day?
@@White_Night_Demon He's referring to waxing hair, as many women deal with their pubic hair that way.
oh...that would hurt....waxing your hair....
Had me when the goblin shaman said "happy birthday "
Gae bolg
MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!!!!
- Goblin Shaman
@@fefegaIt's fucking November. NOVEMBER!
I love how in the actual show, he explains what they did wrong, in terms of equipment
Is that really a parody? This seems very... accurate.
Well, The show is a parody itself soooo
@@1Manhunt7 the title literally have the word abridged
They're just removing the seriousness from the original show
I like it more better
Because it's nod diluted with anime tropes. Only GAAAWBLIN SLAYIN'
"4kids: I'm sorry they took your clothes and did NOTHING ELSE" 😂
the girl got raped by goblins
wOw YoU dOnT fUcKiNg SaY
@@dirtyharry0191 i fucking said it, fight me if you angry
@@cursed3546 r / whoosh
Brava
Best part about abridging Goblin Slayer is that you can give Mr GS any whacko personality and lines cos there isn't any lip movement or facial expression to have to manage.
Bruh, the voice acting at 6:08 is just Evangelion levels of wow.
"THAT TIME TATSUMI GOT REINCARNATED AS *NOT* A PROTAGONIST"
Goblin slayer sounds like a navy seal who just eat alot of shrooms and start taking notes from the joker or his just crazy 😏
He's more badass in this abridged then the others and the original show
When you forget to equip plot armor
Future_Vantas Yup
@@Future_Vantas And the skills "Main Character Bullshit" and "Friendship no jutsu"
Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin?"
Goblin Chow: "Not important!"
Narrator: "But it was. It was very important."
I totally imagine Ron Howard as the narrator for that idea.
@@RichardX1 is that the dude from the Stanley parable bc if so I totally agree (different guy sadly)
@@zer0skillz725 I instantly thought of that voice.
I can't "Goblin Chow"
Every time i watch this i'm impressed by Novice Evocation Mage's scream, absolutely visceral.
"Baby goblins?"
"Disgusting isn't it? These godless wretches multiply like insects.."
Lmal
Goblin Slayer: The legend
Goblin Slayer Abridged: What really happen
Edit: This is Epic thanks
lol Titan Storm!!
The Legndarier.
Considering this is D&D yes it’s what really happened
That chick got raped in the real one.
This is gold lmao 😂💯💥
"Exactly! They should have listened to you! They might have lived. NOW LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!" - I love the way this is written.
Lines "I'm... still... alive...","Not for long~" and "Happy birthday!~"
got me laughing hysterically not gonna lie. I don't care about"dark fantasy crap - this is mood booster
"can you evoke a sh*t?
Cuz I don't give a sh*t!"
A minute in and I'm already laughing-
"The only good goblin is a dead goblin NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" had me dead XD
Jeez 3.6k
You mean it had you "good".
THE ONLY GOOD FORTNITE DANCER IS A DEAD FORTNITE DANCER, NOW LETS MAKE EM GOOD!
Want to thumbs up, but it's currently at 666 thumbs sooo.....
Funniest thing I’ve seen all night
a
9:24 The subtitles are great:
“I’m still alive :’(.”
“Not for long!:D”
That smile :D killed me 😂
background music
Tatsumi getting Akame ga Killed
"Rest now soldier GOBLIN SLAYER IS HERE"
"tatsumi getting akame ga killed"
If I had a $1 bill for every time the word "Goblin" was said in this series...
You'd have 235 dollars being sent to your PayPal now
I love how precious and adorable the Priestess is even in parody.
Forgot how brutal this show was, and this parody made it seem even more brutal.
This was amazing moree
just murder innocent kids
I felt disgusted when they died I've seen things that traumatized me but this is not one of them
Brutal? I've seen worse.
@@whatwhat98 oh this wasn't brutal just disgusting the way they died and fell hurt me
2 Things
First: Priestess was the smartest character in that party
Second: Considering the actual trauma Goblin Slayer experienced due to Goblins this is actually one of the many ways he could have turned out
Tru dat
Yea a psycho goblin blood hungry hillbilly
Please tell me you guys had the subtitles turned on while watching this... believe me, it’s worth it. And makes him all the more accurate
@@codyralston1372 nah learn Japanese so people don't corrupt anime by making translation change. No subtitles
Jorge Hernandez Tf I look like learning an entire language just to watch some cartoons.
This is fucking art, my god, I can't wait to see the rest of the episodes.
I have watched this series a few times now and i have to admit that i can feel that scream in my bones. You can feel the pure pain and suffering in that scream. The VA did amazing with that scream.
“lvl 10 goblin sniffing.” Jesus who ever did the subtitles had way to much fun.
*BIG SNIFF*
I actually started to say this out loud every time I sense a strange smell
*violent laughter*
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!
Whoever made this had too much fun
I can't watch the original anymore without hearing these voices.
Goooblins
The captions are fantastic
"GAAWBLINS!"
i made my friend watch this before the original and he was convinced i put on a hentai at one point
Overseer Cain is it ok that I got turned on by this video
Titan stoooorrm
"merry christmas!" "NO!, ITS NOVEMBER!, NOVEMBER!" Best line.
I like this version of slayer where he's just a crazy person who actually enjoys what he's doing as opposed to the cannon one who is crazy but also like kinda sad.
"Merry Christmas!"
"NO IT'S NOVEMBER!"
You tell 'em GS.
Those piece of shit goblins always lie.
a lot of goblins failed no nut November in the making of this anime lol
C_Squint
Under it is great to find a fellow person of logic.
now it's December
No Nut November is already over you dingus!
“I’m sorry that they took your clothes and ONLY did that and did nothing else possible” oh merciful earth mother that line got me good
lol, yeah, I was nervous about that upcoming scene, and then I was like, oh, they're just skipping it without addressing it... Then they got me with that line...
I honestly thought the Goblins in this series just hacked the Fighter to death like the Warrior, totally skipping the most infamous scene of the pilot. I'm surprised the Fighter lived and that scene was sort-of addressed.
Lol!
@@vampman87 They used the shadows of Warrior being cut down by multiple goblins again with Fighter but I think they replaced the sound of cutting/bleeding with the sound of beating to replace the... other scene.
"They just... stood there... giggling, perversely! It was like Grand Master Hoi all over again!"
Started watching the dubbed season 2 this evening and it's so weird to *not* hear these voices as I've pretty much come to accept them as the canon 😆
11:56 BRO THAT GAVE ME DBZ ABRIDGED FLASHBACKS
I mean, Goblin Slayer's just a really aggressive mix of Abridged Ban and Abridged Vegeta
Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures.
1. Listen to your healer.
2. Scout ahead.
3. Bring potions and extra equipment.
4. Advance as a group.
5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous.
That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless..
Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.
"the weaker the monster, the more there will be"
6: wear actual fu**ing armour rather than easy to tear cloths
6.5 WEAR A HELMET IF YOU DONT WANT TO JACKSON POLLOCK YOUR BRAINS
Improvise flamethrower and gas mask for caves.
No.
1. Cast EXPLOSION.
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
"Fan the flames, mold the metal, we are raising an army"
"They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them faster."
sorry for breaking the change but, is this a dark souls reference??
@@flxmingo7757 Nah, darkest dungeon
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
I love the subtitles for this “preistess having an emotional breakdown GS having the time of his life”
4 years in and this is still one of the best abridged series on the Internet
In regards to "Titans Storm's" terrible, yet immanent, demise, a wise man once said...
"Don't weep for the STUPID, you'll be crying all day."
-Father Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Team Four Star).
God bless him, I hope he’s killing heathens in heaven. The true OG abridged character
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
“The steps I normally take to avoid idiots like you are really, really fast ones.”
_ya filthy protestant bastard_ intensifies
I'm certain he'd love this place...
“I’m...still alive....”
“NOT FOR LONG!!!”
Wow they really overdue the goblin slayer dark just dark
Lol
Rest now soldier. Goblin Slayer's here...
@@shadowstrider8295 GS is enjoying pain on goblins and smile on wounded humans jerk 😏
h
The captions make this 100x better
"I-im still alive"
"Not for long!"
*stabs*
Goblin slayer: *sees goblin* No one hates goblins more than,
Abridged goblin slayer: MINEMINEMINEMINE!
Hi this may sound irrelevant but what are these type of animes called are they called adventure or something. Your comment was 4 weaks ago so that's why I asked you.
@@qandilrockstar5685 Isekai (Japanese: 異世界, transl. "different world") is the portal fantasy subgenre of Japanese light novels, manga, anime, and video games. Isekai works revolve around a normal person from Earth being transported to, reborn, or trapped in a parallel universe, usually a fantasy world.
@@10WTF011 thanks friend Sheeesh there are alot of types of animes outthere but this one is really interesting
@@qandilrockstar5685 dark fantasy.
TheHoodedBrony
I mean no one was transported into the world of Goblin Slayer
RIP Titan Storm
Yay fuck that titan storm
They live on as the Titan Low Pressure Front
@@bushy_sleevies well, the goblins did. sooooo, you're right.
Who?
F
IT'S BACK AND UNGOBLINATED
Goblin: Merrry Christmaaas.
GS: NO, it's November! NOVEMBER!!!!!
Goblins... full of lies... GOBLIN LIES!
Hilariously this November.
I feel the same way, every year
And you JUST broke the no nut rule
So they basically copied the dragon ball z abridged slug movie by teamfourstar
Goblin Slayer went from being a fairly quiet talker to being the comic book version of Doom Guy
“You’re huge! That means you’ve got huge GUTS! *RIP AND TEAR!!”*
NOW YOU'RE RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!
THE CHAINSAW!! THE GREAT EQUALIZER
RIP AND TEAR!
DEUS VULT!
No matter what, Goblin Slayer will always be Doomguy in some shape or form.
LMFAO wait 13:01-13:05 is the funniest, realist moment I've ever seen recreated in media
It’s even better when you turn captions on.
13:15
Goblin Slayer: "time to cast my spell.. I cast, death..."
My favorite part
Omg
That's not really a spell so much as you kicking a goblin down a hole
@@CritXB do you hate fun ???
@@CritXB "ok wait! Sounds of goblins burning to death.. now that's magic!"
Goblin Slayer Official: Doom Slayer in the games
Goblin Slayer Abridged: Doom Slayer in the comics
PERFECT comparison
I'm pretty sure they Actualy used the cgi from this show for the doom games
Brad Hawkins, the motion capture artist for Doom Slayer is also the English VA for Goblin Slayer.
Ahh yes atleast someone has the bright Idea to combine Doom Slayer and Goblin Slayer
Now he's radioactive! That can't be good!
6:08 That scream is fantastic
My brain froze listening to that, def a great scream
I don't know how often I've watched this but today I came back again and it's still as amazing as always, if not better and you just have to appreciate the subtiles, they make it even funnier
I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.
This is a high quality abridged. You can see it on the fact that the voice actors microphones are studio level and they have quality editing like that little logo for titan storm.
damn thats a cool fact
bah, who reads anyways? when u can get a faithful adaption.
It's legitimately on par with TeamFourStar.
Only recently noticed the captions are funny, such as how the fighting sounds are captioned during the swordman going down.
“You got your god on speed dial girly?” Is probably the best line of all time
You better be able to pray fast! OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE FAST!
NOW DRINK YOUR GODDDAMN MEDICINE!
It's goblin pee-pee
Follow it with Kirito's "Good news, there's no need to look for your God anymore. He's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy."
Mad respect for the person who said that
I've rewatched this series so many times now. Absolutely pumped to find out they released a new episode
watching this with subtitles on is a treat on its own. great addition for rewatching
"The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin, NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOOD!!!!"
My sides, I can't breathe XD
Grimjack is voicing Goblin Slayer like he’s a mad man, perfect
Peewee Weepee ikr
what do you mean "like" a mad man
*mad lad
Well he is.
Doom guy
Spurted out my drink at the Priestess being subbed as “4kids” at 13:50 😂
I love this unhinged, pyschotic, oddly southern, can't stop talking goblin slayer so much all of you guys are great voice actors
Got it.
Somebody turned his ass
Into a Maniacal stereotypical drill sergeant
And i love it.
Yes sir master chief
I’m getting Sarge from Red vs Blue vibes
Naw
Just made him uncontrollably unhinged
Mixed with Vegeta from tfs.
Who wouldn't be unhinged after having the job of giving incompetents the means to maybe survive.
Deadpool jokes aside, I honestly love this guy's alternate take on Goblin Slayer's insanity
I agree
I want to point out something. in the other series where he was first starting he was actually like that. manganelo.com/chapter/dhox263071555134154/chapter_15
They just took original goblin slayers thoughts and made them vocal.
@@WarsunGames thanks
the holy light incantation is priceless, I love you voice actress!
The subtitles make this 10x funnier like "very ok noises"
6:08 That was actually a pretty good scream, props to the voice actress.
Yeah, that scream is honestly more terrified and more unsettling than the original.
Even in horror movies I never heard a scream of pain as perfect at this one.
"TITAN STARRRR, STARRIN ALL THE TITANNNNN"
It sent shivers.
Don’t forget at 7:36
"Evocation", "Conjuration", "Slots".....I love how many D&D references there are.
=D
Fool... There needs to be MORE!
@@grimmjack did you guys really made him sound like soldier with PTSD 😁
I died at the Spell Slots
When you are trying to grow back someone's tongue with lesser restoration and roll a nat 20. Twas a mute elf too
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"Endbringer? That's a dumb name for a dumb sword. Welcome to the arsenal Endbringer. Daddy loves youuuu, CHRISTMAS!"
Season II confirmed. Will the abridged series be continued as well?
“She can’t even evoke a rabbit, she’s clearly the weakling.”
Honestly this is the best abridged GS. And will always be.