Dagoth Ur awakens and confronts the Tribunal
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2023
- Having just awakened from his Long Sleep, Dagoth Ur confronts the Tribunal gods as they make their annual trip to the Heart Chamber.
Big thanks to @OakleyFugate for suggesting this idea to us! - Ігри
"Glad your godhood hasn't altered your aspirations to reach prostitutional success." Has to be one of his coldest lines.
That one straight up made me chuckle out loud
"I heard Molag Bal rode your head like a bucking Guar though, so maybe that supernatural syphilis is starting to mess with your mind" is similarly cold
Actually savage
"Also, your husband loved me more than you" 😅
“Btw Your husband loved me more then you.”
He really said "your husband likes my pssy more!" 😂😂
Still does...
How could you, Dagoth? Insult Sotha Sil on such a level. That guy just wanted to play and build with his Lego Clockwork City Set.
Guy is already a God-like Adult, he should stop playing with children's toys and actually do some adult god-like stuff. Like taxing his followers before the imperial IRS shows us.
A man has fallen into the molten metal in Clockwork City!
@@Become-Eggplantone never outgrows Legos
"I heard Molag Bal rode your head like a bucking guar."
*_With this characters death the thread of prophecy is severed._*
I like how sotha sil is in his eso form, because the only thing we have in tes 3 is him after he goes through a meat grinder
the what now?
@@Maraudermarine0Almalexia may or may not have brutally turned Sotha Sil into a bag of metal and meat hanging from the ceiling
@@mis_l5858 looked it up, goddamn
Yeah that plot twist and his mangled form is still burned into my mind
Couldve been funny too, though, if sotha was the meat bag version and dagoth mentioned it.
Also, i didnt play morrowind (was only 5 in 2002) but i did enjoy interacting with the Tribunal in eso.
Seeing Lord Dagoth from behind is so weird, his mask has always been his real face for me.
Huh? It is his face.
1:40 i dunno why but the way he says "oh by the way your husband loved me more then you" so casually is fucking gold
I never realized until now that Sotha Sil is a weeb for the Dwemer and now I can never un-realize it, thank you lord Dagoth.
wait does that make him......a Dweeb?
wait as a Dwemer Obsessed Breton Scholar would that make me a worshipper of Sotha Sil? 🤔
i always saw it that way
Dagoth's so merciful he's willing to allow the false gods of the Tribunal live on as Ash slaves. He's so merciful. Why do they refuse his mercy?
Cause they cant stand how much hotter he is compared to them. They be jelous yo.
Because they can't give up their grifting.
What a Grand and Intoxicating foolishness.
because they have a grand and intoxicating innocence
@@thejazzydinoYou beat me to it.
Nothing he said was wrong. Dagoth Ur was unironically the good guy in that situation.
THIS
I've often said Dagoth was _almost_ a good guy. He was absolutely right in opposing the tribunal and the dwemer were absolutely slaver assholes who deserved to be taken down, but Dagoth himself is a racist conqueror who doesn't understand the horrifying god-magic he inflicts upon his followers, which disqualifies him from being right.
@@Bacxaber Doesn't understand or doesn't care?
too ego for his own good
Dagoth Ur is always the good guy.
Immolated them alive without casting a single fire spell...
When Speech and Destruction are both at level 100, you receive a powerful boon
I totally forgot Dagoth Ur had great hair under that mask. I've failed to honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned.
Fear not, for our great lord Dagoth Ur is merciful, and will allow you to live as an ash slave.
But you will lose your eye sight in the process
@@angrypastabrewing Nonsense. They will retain their eyes so they can burn the vestige of Dagoth Ur into their mind forever.
"not enough mourning. mourn my house more" - dagoth ur
He’s so fucking SASSY, I love it.
This, I love it
I love how Dagoth, Vicec, and Amalexia are all low res but Sotha Sil is chilling with his high polygon count. Then again the Elder Scrolls 3 model is a bit... cadaverific after Amalexia was done with him.
vivec looks like a r3tard to me like in morrowind not matter which art i see of him
Vivec: "Wh- HOW?! What even _are_ you?!"
Almalexia, drawing Hopesfire "...Must kill the loose end. Must protect image..."
Sotha Sil: "we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead-"
Remember, this is teaching the AI that this is who Dagoth Ur is.
I like it.
"You parables of false idolatry" is an insult I need to use more
Tribunal just looking at each other like "no one brought a Silence scroll?"
How can you silence a God?
@@4cammer What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
This is canon, BTW.
Good lord
It actually is. At some point the 3 did indeed come back to the Heart of Lorkhan to recharge.
@@sygmarvexarion7891 It's now my headcanon that every time they needed to recharge, they had to withstand Dagoth absolutely roasting them for a few minutes
Chatters at the Tribunal like Deadpool and proceeds to kick the hell out of all three of them
@@JargonMadjinLast time, 350~ years ago, Dagoth Ur actually showed up and kicked their teeth in.
No wonder they painted him like the devil of their religion -- he roasted them like the fires of hell
"You parables of false idolatry" is such a murderous accusation.
Dagoth didnt have to snatch Almalexias wig like that, but I’m sure glad he did. Big Daddy D spitting facts and spilling the tea.
The whole rant about ending a marriage sounded like it was from the heart (of Lorkhan) lol
Neravar *Walks In* sees Dagoth-Ur spit-roasting the Tribunal *Turns Around Walks Back Out*
"Sotha Incel, lord of the Cockwork City" 😂😂
I thought he said cuckwork city 😂
@@BlazeTube626 still accurate.
I love that "Nice to see you, *'Vec*". It's just dripping with contempt
I kinda expected Dagoth Ur to say "Ashholes" instead of "Assholes" , after so many puns, lol
Level 100 destruction.
Jesus, the writing is perfect... as always.
I finished the Vvardenfell zone story in ESO yesterday where you have to save Vivec from getting divinely drained, and as neat as that was I won't lie I had Dagoth yelling this at the back of my mind for a chunk of the climax.
The tribunal still haven't recovered from that roast.
The leaked Morrowind DLC where Dagoth is unironically the protagonist
My bets are on Dagoth Ur third time is the charm
I can picture the three standing on the edge of the chamber, sotha sil is keeping his composure acting like he knew this would happen but internally shitting himself.
Almalexia has a arrogant expression and acting like she regrets nothing, because she doesn't.
And vivec is visibly cowering on a corner while Dagoth ur is bringing the facts on their faces from the bridge that leads to the heart.
By the False Gods, this was a roast worthy of the Godhead waking. Well done, Daddygoth; well done.
This is actually what was canonically said
Dagoth Ur and King Dumac are the only ones who remained loyal to Nerevar, and he killed them 😭
So this is the battle of Red Mountain that sent the Tribunal limping home without their full godhood. They got annihilated by the sermons of Lord Dagoth!
Remember, this is canon.
Your husband loved me more then you.
Ya, I mean you were way more loyal to him then his own dam wife.
Not gonna lie, when he said "did you seriously just ask me, what tools!" I almost expected him to Farm tools 😂
Dagoth Ur is a perfedct villain. He's perfect. He's intoxicating and even a little .... innocent when it comes to his naivety. He knows they used him as a fall guy, but will never admit he possessed those 'nice guy' traits that are just begging to be used. The right person in the wrong place. Like anyone who is too weak to grasp destiny but still takes a taste.
The right mer in the wrong place can make all the difference… in the world.
So wake up, Nerevar. Wake up and smell the ashes
perfect hero you mean.
The Tribunal discovers Dagoth Ur has returned and claimed the Heart of Lorkan, 2E 882, colorized.
I hope i never get tired of these dagoth memes.
Every time i hear him go off like this in character it feels like the lore gets expanded 1 video at a time
he then kicked all 3 of their asses
When I imagined how Dagoth Ur took the tools, I didn't imagine it looking like this. I like this version better.
Based Dagoth
“You parables of false idolatry” hits so hard.
Pretty sure vivec is high like a kite and don't understand anything that's going on.
Molag's Daedric Gel is one hell of a drug
"Lets fight Ashholes."
"Prostitutional success", love it.
Thats moistcr1tikal roleplaying as dagoth
"Parables of false idolatry" thats a pretty eloquent way to describe it lol.
Well the Tribunal deserved it, especially Almexia (idk how to spell) pretender god lexi betrayed her husband to be a pretend god. Dagoth ur is a god, how can you kill a god? Dagoth would say intoxicating innocence, but there isn’t any innocence here. Except Dagoth Ur
You were close, its Almalexia, Alma means mother and Lexia was her name, so she was calling herself the mother of the Dunmer people
GOD TIER. How dare you not Honor the 6th house and the Tribe Unmourned
I like to think this is how it went down.
Holy fucknuggets, Dagoth was EXTRA savage in this one.
I feel like if the tribunal could have taken dagoth they would have just done it themselves. They knew they betrayed their people and the one loose end they could have cut came back hard bodied, angry, and insane.
It's hilarious karma. Well, not if you're a normal Dunmer. Then you're in the path of the revenge bulldozer.
Seeing Dagoth from the back reminded me that his mask isn't his actual face.
This is how it actually went down.
“Sotha Sil! Sotha Incel!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Dags is actually the good guy wtf Bethesda
Lord Dagoth knows why Vivec skin is like that. Its the same reason he depises the god Azura
Dagoth ATE them up 🔝 💯
Now THIS is Elder Scrolls
THE ROAST of Sotha Sil is on point 👏
Holy Veloth, this was the best one yet!
If you were ''awakened'' in any form, you would've given rights to the beastf-
These are so good!! Keep it up I always get excited to see another video!
Thank you so much for making this!!!
the posture of ayem is a literal manifestation of 'bruh'.
lul I love this guy
These are amazing keep up the amazing videos
Absolutely brutal
Hes so... So... SO BASED!!
Vivec prides himself in his wisdom and cunning, exemplified through his 36 lessons. Dagoth uses one of them to mock him and call him insane.
Almalexia spent all her life pursuing purity and power. Dagoth calls her a homicidal whore.
Sotha Sil went up against his own ancestor to help the people. Dagoth calls him aloof and a nuisance.
Oh no. We found him
The *ONE TRUE GOD* OTG is real
Now I want to see Dagoth Ur and Foghorn Leghorn ranting to each other...
I feel like they would be fast friends. 😂
This is canon
This NEEDS to be canon!
It kinda is canon. 😂
Dagoth's back. Back again.
Dagoth's back. Blight a fiend.
Ask and you shall receive 😂 damn that was a good one!
fantastic!
Is there a decent mod to JOIN the 6th house yet?
Love the head canon that Nerevar was having an affair with Dagoth Ur, which explains why he's so flirtatious when you encounter him during the game
Dagoth Ur trolling the Tribunal XD
Dagoth ur has no chill whatsoever ( and for some unknown reason I appreciate it and can relate)
Dagoth really was the realest person in Nerevar's life, everyone else was a fucking S'wit.
Dagoth saying ‘peckerhead’… words don’t discribe how haleerius that is
I see Sotha Sil has found some moisturizer.
I don't know how to explain it, but this iteration of Dagoth Ur sounds like a mix of Blackadder and Lord Flashheart
Dagoth is giving me big Rick vibes in this.
Bro got me at cockwork city
A based God king 👑
This is actually Canon in the game btw. Read Dagoth Urs Plans.
Man, Dagoth Ur really got turned into the Rick Sanchez of Tamriel.
Rotten way to go.
Que the Ash Vampire Ambush and Sotha Sil's torture routine.
*cue
Need my redemption
I'm dead.
Where did he lie?
And hey, almalexia, lexie lex, lexieeeee, almalunatic