SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 18

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  • @AdventureNoises
    @AdventureNoises Місяць тому +10384

    Our studio team had WAY too much fun putting the 'bat' in 'combat casualties'. RIP Little Hero. Don't fail your DPS checks. Big thanks to the Something Witty Crew for bringing us on

    • @hattrickmusic5780
      @hattrickmusic5780 Місяць тому +103

      PAINNNN

    • @lambshello
      @lambshello Місяць тому +119

      LMAOOOO bat in combat casualties

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 Місяць тому +127

      Poor Zelda, Nethaniel and Superfly

    • @topatoman
      @topatoman Місяць тому +72

      @@winst7765 reference to Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic by the way

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 Місяць тому +131

      I HAVE GOT TO ask: How many times did you have to redo the final lines until you could say: "Private BigOlNuts, if you would ... lay dear squeaker to his rest." without laughing.

  • @usagipoutine
    @usagipoutine Місяць тому +11604

    Kirito really ended up becoming his own Gary in the end.
    "We must save my family!"

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe Місяць тому +758

      thus is what we call foreshadowing but HOLY FUCK a set up either 11 YRSRS TILL PAY OFF that is a huge commitment to the bit

    • @GroundDwellerStudioS
      @GroundDwellerStudioS Місяць тому +58

      😂

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 Місяць тому +442

      @@DomTheeeFoe wait remember when he met Leafa… THE BANDITS ARE COMING

    • @Dr.Hashman
      @Dr.Hashman Місяць тому +219

      Honestly yeah he should've totally yelled that during that final attack while getting PTSD flashbacks of Gary. And then failing miserably. Like "WE MUST SAVE MY FA-", then hit the ceiling.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Місяць тому +166

      "The bandits are coming!"
      "is that important?"
      "No they just say that every 3 seconds"
      "Always remember to jump. JUMP!"
      "and he's from the tutorial... (it's not a very good tutorial)"

  • @jackson4w
    @jackson4w Місяць тому +8903

    "Has anyone ever told you you're TOO humble? "
    "No they have not... and how dare they."

    • @Daniel_3322
      @Daniel_3322 Місяць тому +359

      abridged Kirito at his best right here

    • @Kaiser_X3
      @Kaiser_X3 Місяць тому +202

      i missed this attitude

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro Місяць тому +124

      That is such an abridged Kirito thing to say!

    • @kingpecon7009
      @kingpecon7009 Місяць тому +115

      God if only Asuna could’ve heard that one 😂

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 Місяць тому +186

      Oh god, noo.... there's no way the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation" actually has members

  • @PeteyBickmore
    @PeteyBickmore Місяць тому +3875

    I can’t believe they took a silly throwaway joke with the tweet at the start of this season and called it back as actually part of the plot. And actually using the fact that Kirito well known and is seen as heroic for saving people’s lives to tie it all together. MADLADS.
    It does suck that it takes so long in between episodes but no wonder. We aren’t abridged anymore. We’re straight up re-writing the show and essentially re-shooting the damn show as well

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 Місяць тому +485

      I believe the folks at Something Witty Entertainment said during the live feed that the reason it took so long was that they were working on 18, 19, and 20 at the same time. I'm hoping that means 19 won't take a year to see.

    • @MamaCeelin
      @MamaCeelin Місяць тому +227

      @@thatjeff7550 There was also an issue with a copyright dispute with this episode that had to get resolved so it could be released.

    • @ethanowens473
      @ethanowens473 Місяць тому +76

      Please, let it be soon. I can't wait that long again. I was beginning to lose hope.

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 Місяць тому +42

      @@MamaCeelin True but wasn't that resolved within about a week, or did the dispute start a significant amount of time before it was mentioned publicly?

    • @rosebythecreek
      @rosebythecreek Місяць тому +173

      Ngl I forget that Kirito actually saved THOUSANDS of people from a death trap, and even when all of that was over it STILL wasn’t over bc of Sugou. And the Cait Sith and Sylph leaders being like “hey kid, you saved SO many of our loved ones. Of course, we’ll help you save your wife” I am on the verge of tears it was so beautiful.

  • @PrinceDunke
    @PrinceDunke 26 днів тому +572

    “my wounds heal faster than you can make them”
    to
    “they’re making wounds faster than we can heal them” is an absolutely great call back 😭

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 17 днів тому +52

      _KARMA YOU VINDICTIVE BENCH, _*_NOW IS NOT THE TIME!_*

    • @DarkFabled14731
      @DarkFabled14731 15 днів тому +14

      Karma, you vindictive bench! Now is not the time!

  • @Probba
    @Probba Місяць тому +4931

    Kirito's angry tweet from the start of the arc saving him in the end is brilliant
    RIP Squeaker

    • @GustavoMartinez-op9gs
      @GustavoMartinez-op9gs Місяць тому +159

      It has been years since the start of the arc, would you mind referencing the specific chapter?

    • @edwardlomeli5657
      @edwardlomeli5657 Місяць тому +29

      @@GustavoMartinez-op9gsyeah I don’t remember which one

    • @fkhendrickson9425
      @fkhendrickson9425 Місяць тому +128

      @@GustavoMartinez-op9gs it’s episode 12, around the 9:20 mark

    • @GustavoMartinez-op9gs
      @GustavoMartinez-op9gs Місяць тому +13

      ​@@fkhendrickson9425Thank you so much man

    • @YutoSarthon
      @YutoSarthon Місяць тому +57

      Squeaker lore goes HARD

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark Місяць тому +5321

    "They're making wounds faster than we can heal them" ROFL I was not expecting a callback like THAT

    • @Dragonslord01
      @Dragonslord01 Місяць тому +784

      KARMA, YOU VINDICTIVE BENCH! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!

    • @shadowpriest2574
      @shadowpriest2574 Місяць тому +201

      Ow... right, I can see that being a callback. Did not think about it.

    • @keyblademasterclark
      @keyblademasterclark Місяць тому +114

      @@shadowpriest2574 that moment from episode 3(?) lives rent free in my head.

    • @AC_Hurdles
      @AC_Hurdles Місяць тому +93

      @@keyblademasterclarkep 4 I believe. Ep 3 was the guild death.

    • @keyblademasterclark
      @keyblademasterclark Місяць тому +91

      @@AC_Hurdles WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY

  • @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie
    @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie Місяць тому +2180

    “everyone here knew someone who was trapped in SAO.” That seriously made me tear up.

    • @laucha1615
      @laucha1615 29 днів тому +198

      10.000 people ingame is still 10.000 that got trapped in it for years, risking their lives in a glitchy bad-made game to survive, get back home, and reunite with their families, friends, and loved ones. kirito had a WHOLE race named after him for a reason.
      I just wished they didn't put the blame on travis 😠, Just admit that he was right Brian!! Don't twist the truth!!
      ugh, fudgin silphys 😒am i right?

    • @CadOaThePickle
      @CadOaThePickle 28 днів тому +36

      same, rip my nephew you'll be missed, he died on the second day too 😭

    • @Outcast33
      @Outcast33 27 днів тому +23

      Not gonna lie I felt that too I had goosebumps

    • @trunksrulz1986
      @trunksrulz1986 21 день тому +9

      They definitely paid homage to the original in that speech, if I remember correctly the original speech was just as epic

    • @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie
      @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie 21 день тому

      @ original?

  • @oaky76
    @oaky76 27 днів тому +1021

    My boy is a year closer to saving Asuna, you got this abridged Kirito!

    • @omiehomie4542
      @omiehomie4542 25 днів тому +11

      Lmfao

    • @GemSurge95
      @GemSurge95 25 днів тому +122

      Imagine in the abridged,
      Asuna: "What took you so long f*cking long! It feels like I've been in this cage for 7 years!"

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 24 дні тому +25

      ​@GemSurge95
      A-huh-! Yeahh, we've, uh, got a bit of character development to catch up on, but-

    • @Rina_Jerjay
      @Rina_Jerjay 24 дні тому +6

      Kurt

    • @TheLastSpider-Man
      @TheLastSpider-Man 23 дні тому +5

      ​@@Rina_JerjayOh yeah! I forgot about that video essay. I still love it

  • @josiaharaki7310
    @josiaharaki7310 Місяць тому +2173

    "to save his online wife from the real life version of that rich dude from Titanic"
    I never made that connection before today...

    • @Mobius_117
      @Mobius_117 Місяць тому +45

      @@josiaharaki7310 An apt comparison given that dude’s actions in the film.

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able Місяць тому +144

      @@Mobius_117 but also it's a brilliant piece of characterization to give her a line where she references a movie from the 90s, just like her brother.

    • @Sabis2365
      @Sabis2365 29 днів тому +38

      Cal Hockley

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 29 днів тому +41

      @@Sabis2365 Gesundheit

    • @Brindlehardware
      @Brindlehardware 29 днів тому

      @@martind5653 @Sabis2365 no hablo nihongo

  • @roberthohman4637
    @roberthohman4637 Місяць тому +2119

    ...I will be unable to stop chuckling at the fact the entire salamander race was occupied giving a funeral for a familiar NPC. Like that is just absolute loyalty to the bit.

    • @LeoNinja1
      @LeoNinja1 Місяць тому +211

      and squeakers wife and kids are named after the weird al song albequerque XD

    • @tortiboy142
      @tortiboy142 Місяць тому +145

      While playing a funeral version of Darude Sandstorm on a Doodlesack

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Місяць тому +40

      @@tortiboy142 THATS WHAT THAT WAS?!!!

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 Місяць тому +24

      @@tortiboy142 NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! IT IS!!!!!

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 Місяць тому +20

      Silica can sympathize.

  • @krimznkomet4890
    @krimznkomet4890 Місяць тому +11118

    Can’t wait for them to abridge alicization in about 35 years

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 Місяць тому +801

      Real. I’ll be here waiting.

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere Місяць тому +351

      I'll be there the moment i come back after finally letting go

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 Місяць тому +355

      Same.
      As long as this series keeps going, I'll be following along.

    • @KFP_Prophet
      @KFP_Prophet Місяць тому +237

      Kinda curious about them abridging Mothers Rosario, because that's actually a brilliant arc.

    • @viniciushenrique6672
      @viniciushenrique6672 Місяць тому +173

      @@KFP_Prophet Yeah. This is an arc that I can actually say is good.
      But then again, SAOA has being consistent in It's story, so who knows. It may come out just as good, or even better.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 27 днів тому +778

    ...wait, does Squeaker being a '9/11 first responder' imply Alfheim recreated the incident itself as an in-game event?

    • @SwordFighterDoggo
      @SwordFighterDoggo 26 днів тому +236

      Did you think for a second a game with flying and towers in it wouldn't get a 9/11 or two?

    • @enigmatic2878
      @enigmatic2878 25 днів тому +135

      It's an educational game for kids! What's a better way to learn about history other than experiencing history itself?

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 25 днів тому +42

      ...I like where this thread is going...

    • @SwordFighterDoggo
      @SwordFighterDoggo 25 днів тому +43

      @@Xbalanque84 i mean honestly, i am surprised that those towers in wind elf kingdom are still standing

    • @thunderblazeo965
      @thunderblazeo965 23 дні тому +13

      There is a fairground…

  • @Smaptastic
    @Smaptastic Місяць тому +3320

    I love how all the spells are like "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" until Recon comes along with "A toll for the living, a toll for the lost" and the entire "Fear is the mind killer" mantra.

    • @rosebythecreek
      @rosebythecreek Місяць тому +285

      IKR? I wonder if players can edit the incantations for person use so long as it goes with TOS

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 Місяць тому +521

      @@rosebythecreek SWE said that the spells have more complicated source materials as they get more powerful (to go with the theme of Alfheim being an educational kid’s game).
      They said this during the post premiere stream, but idk if that’s still up.

    • @JM-nothing-more
      @JM-nothing-more Місяць тому +129

      ​@@rosebythecreekwe all know that optimizers would make them as short as possible

    • @darklugia2472
      @darklugia2472 Місяць тому +86

      bro I love dune hearing that quote almost gave me chills

    • @reubenoakley5887
      @reubenoakley5887 Місяць тому +40

      They're more advanced spells

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 Місяць тому +3194

    Short king becomes confident after acquiring his girlfriend..
    Yeah that checks out 😂

    • @xeokrux
      @xeokrux Місяць тому +64

      5’7 is average height.

    • @damanrando7608
      @damanrando7608 Місяць тому +93

      Apparently not "Short" if Suguha is to be believed

    • @ethicalapemen3686
      @ethicalapemen3686 Місяць тому +82

      It's happened before. Remember Krillin with 18 in Abridged?

    • @AdamW-eo2yq
      @AdamW-eo2yq Місяць тому +36

      In the real world he is actually taller than suguha i think but leafa is a giant

    • @livingalife8879
      @livingalife8879 Місяць тому +9

      Cant believe that made him almost cool for a moment

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 Місяць тому +2528

    So recon not only had the badass moment in the fight, which bought time for the cavalry to arrive, but in the "I gotta tell everybody" moment, it was when he sent everyone Kazuto's tweet, which made the cavalry come to begin with.
    he's gotta be checked for scoliosis after this, cause MY BOY RECON WAS CARRYING THIS TEAM SO HARD

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Місяць тому +302

      AND helped keep Kirito healed for 3 HOURS! Boy's got some stamina to be sure!

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 Місяць тому +71

      @LucianDevine Prime lebron numbers, I tell you

    • @MyPisceanNature
      @MyPisceanNature Місяць тому +182

      Don't worry, he's going to get rewarded THOROUGHLY. 😂

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV Місяць тому +113

      @@LucianDevine 14:02 And apparently he is well hung as well. A total package deal.

    • @deckire
      @deckire Місяць тому +114

      He even got the girl, my man had so many Ws

  • @dantesolomon5607
    @dantesolomon5607 27 днів тому +306

    Damn but imagine Suguha realizing what the last thing she said to him was before the SAO crisis...
    God that must have been overwhelming.

    • @joshuahoward4556
      @joshuahoward4556 23 дні тому +53

      Amazing use of editing to put an emotionally impactful scene that is not only layered in it's emotions, but also critical into the plot itself in ways. So amazing!

    • @FrostSylph
      @FrostSylph 14 днів тому +15

      also while it's a little cheap to have that not be in the opening of the first episode, it's completely fine because A: It was aaaaggess ago and there's no way they had that planned out from the beginning or even knew how big this was gonna be, and B: It works narratively since it shows how Kirito has gotten so used to tuning her out.

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Місяць тому +3219

    I love how both siblings took accountability for their part in the problems while also excusing the others parts. It's the most satisfying resolution possible IMO

    • @recaru0331
      @recaru0331 Місяць тому +64

      Brought me to literal tears....

    • @Ricardo_Rick
      @Ricardo_Rick Місяць тому +122

      Yeah, usually it goes with only one side apologizing, so it's good both know they were in the wrong but also too harsh on one another

    • @chasevalliere
      @chasevalliere Місяць тому +32

      let's not forget granpa

    • @ICircuit64
      @ICircuit64 Місяць тому +79

      Legit better character portrayal and deveolpment than 95% of animes.

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf Місяць тому +38

      @@chasevalliere Scurvy was too good for him, I say.

  • @angrybrony
    @angrybrony Місяць тому +3206

    After seeing the squeaker funeral sceen i can see why this might have taken a while to make. Crist let it be known they comit to the bit.

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming Місяць тому +297

      I still cant believe that they made that themselves

    • @brightstar5988
      @brightstar5988 Місяць тому +290

      It was so brilliant that the MOMENT after they said the said the salamanders had a ""personal"" thing I guessed it was the funeral the milisecond before the cut (bc I mean what ELSE would they care about)

    • @kel000001
      @kel000001 Місяць тому +86

      @brightstar5988 my mind was thinking they massacred them, hence no more race war

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 Місяць тому +54

      ​@@kel000001You're thinking of the Spriggans, aka all the Kiritos

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Місяць тому +9

      @@kel000001 You have also read that one fanfic, right?

  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird Місяць тому +7641

    I love that Sugoha is in a regular relationship instead of being in Kirito's Spurned Women's Club.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Місяць тому +709

      Incest is only wincest in Crusader Kings

    • @johnford8157
      @johnford8157 Місяць тому +597

      For given definition of ‘regular relationship’ that is. Still, 1000x better than the original theme.

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven Місяць тому +284

      Balls is still in the club though

    • @Tasty_Tango45
      @Tasty_Tango45 Місяць тому +141

      A club with only her and Liz is not really a club.

    • @patchworkgolem
      @patchworkgolem Місяць тому +272

      @@Tasty_Tango45 And the gun gale girl, and the dragon girl, and-

  • @Bronymonster44
    @Bronymonster44 28 днів тому +448

    Honestly, I loved how this handled the mended relationship with Kirito and Leafa. It felt genuine and very realistic.
    Recon landing the girl and her swooning over being called "babe" was much funnier to me than I expected.

    • @Fritz-co4pb
      @Fritz-co4pb 24 дні тому +33

      She was always kinda into him. She just never could admit it so she gave him quests

    • @delab13
      @delab13 21 день тому +18

      This is probably the part I've been most looking forward to in the series. Since this scene contributed the most to ruining the original series for me
      Kirito: "we cool?"
      Sister: "yeah we cool"
      Kirito: "great! Now let's go save Asuna"
      And then no mention or reference to this clearly emotional and dramatic scene for the rest of the series
      SWE is making SWO great again. An clearly I'm as invested as everyone else that's here for the ride

    • @alicevioleta3184
      @alicevioleta3184 21 день тому +16

      @@delab13 yeah, SAO really burned me during its original run, alfheim ESPECIALLY. i never watched or read beyond the first volume of GGO because it burned me so badly.
      SWE? they got me invested. they have my loyalty forever.

  • @r0cketm00se3
    @r0cketm00se3 Місяць тому +1191

    "Hail Grievous, amiright?"
    Love the nod to the fact that they're B1 battle droids and that Sugu was the one to realize and reference it, she really is the sister of Kirito.

    • @SupahTrunks7
      @SupahTrunks7 Місяць тому +68

      kirito had already noticed when he made a reference to phantom menace with his "army of racial stereotypes" (the gungans) quip but suguha is referencing either revenge of the sith or the clone wars show bc grievous isnt in phantom menace

    • @Mobius_117
      @Mobius_117 Місяць тому +21

      @@r0cketm00se3 As someone else mentioned, Kirito noticed too. Might have been funny and in character for one of them to call them Clankers.

    • @CC7567-x2k
      @CC7567-x2k Місяць тому +7

      Also that they’re endless and infinitely spawning

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ 17 днів тому +2

      Kirito even sayed "who didnt you steal from"

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ 17 днів тому +1

      @@SupahTrunks7 "army of racial stereotypes" could refer to the Clone Army

  • @SerafRhayn
    @SerafRhayn Місяць тому +4244

    Wow, that did NOT feel like 20 minutes. but DAMN THAT CLIFFHANGER, THAT IS ILLEGAL!

    • @17jacoyne
      @17jacoyne Місяць тому +270

      Even worse is that they just split one episode into two…abridged my foot!

    • @smallertoast8806
      @smallertoast8806 Місяць тому +135

      I HATE IT HERE! TWO CLIFFHANGERS IN A ROW!

    • @OceanFragments
      @OceanFragments Місяць тому +116

      :3 I'll be 45 by the time episode 20 is out.

    • @SomeDudeWithNoName
      @SomeDudeWithNoName Місяць тому +19

      I KNOOOOOW

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean Місяць тому +17

      pretty nice cliffhanger, if i say so myself

  • @brycemcgough727
    @brycemcgough727 28 днів тому +340

    As somebody who lost their sister recently, i wish so much i could have a moment like this with her. This episode hit me like a train in every possible way. We were very close at the time of her death and deep down i know she trusted me but i think back at the times we had growing up wishing i would have played my cards different but i was also a kid and unfortunately didn't know better. 10/10 episode will probably cry on every rewatch.

    • @originalcharacterplznostea2749
      @originalcharacterplznostea2749 28 днів тому +17

      Hang in there, man. All wounds heal with time.

    • @Kushula4815
      @Kushula4815 26 днів тому +8

      Damn, condolences man, that sucks. I hope this reminded you of good times too. Stay strong.

    • @Jared_Is_Near
      @Jared_Is_Near 25 днів тому +4

      I assume without the awkward attraction? But seriously though, good luck man.

  • @arachnidcomics6404
    @arachnidcomics6404 Місяць тому +4008

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, Yall know what this means.
    Binge watch the series all over again in preparation for the new episode.

    • @z0mb1e564
      @z0mb1e564 Місяць тому +137

      You say that like I haven't watched the entire series about once a month this year 😂

    • @Brevyn-ev8ce
      @Brevyn-ev8ce Місяць тому +65

      Once a month? Amateur. Try once every two days

    • @Ferko_795
      @Ferko_795 Місяць тому +37

      ​@@Brevyn-ev8ce Every 2 days? Why not in a single one?

    • @unonymous123
      @unonymous123 Місяць тому +16

      Aye aye Captain!

    • @anacquiredtaste1748
      @anacquiredtaste1748 Місяць тому +24

      Wlep. It can't be helped. Time to rewatch and keep up the tradition

  • @villa3927
    @villa3927 29 днів тому +2142

    8:13
    So, not only did you turn their sibling conflict into a well written oportunity for emotional growth, not only did you tackle the conflict from a realistic perspective, you ALSO managed to SMOOTHLY transition into dark humor about dead granpa while having Leafa give the news with that amazing line delivery. And on top of that, the moment was still wholesome!
    Your entire team is made of fucking geniuses.

    • @cobyedwards2693
      @cobyedwards2693 29 днів тому +111

      Forget a great parody, this is just a banger of a show

    • @Cernumospete
      @Cernumospete 28 днів тому +19

      And they just needed... the better part of a year for that (just ignore what's after the comma) I mean it's pure, high-class awesomeness.

    • @villa3927
      @villa3927 28 днів тому +54

      @@Cernumospete Heheh, If they can rewrite and fix the worst part of SAO, I dont mind whoever long they take. And they can take longer still if they do the last fight of the season extra punishing.

    • @MrFraknak
      @MrFraknak 28 днів тому +2

      I found it hilariously bland and cringe but sure... "genius"...

    • @Ash-un8kr
      @Ash-un8kr 28 днів тому +25

      literally better writing than the actual anime

  • @j._
    @j._ 29 днів тому +1056

    If you don't have cc turned on, you might've missed this gem: "Agonizing high pitch batch cries of unspeakable bat heartbreak, which, incidentally, allow for echolocation" 17:25

    • @Luni_2000
      @Luni_2000 29 днів тому +3

      I did

    • @kaifearing8500
      @kaifearing8500 28 днів тому +55

      “Leafa slash of bot deletion”, now I have go back through the whole series with CC on to find these gems I’ve missed

    • @mreyes3543
      @mreyes3543 28 днів тому +37

      If you’re not watching this series with the Captions on, you’re missing half the series.

    • @davidwilson6559
      @davidwilson6559 28 днів тому +8

      ​@kaifearing8500 dude you've missed soooo much 😂 its seriously one of my favorite things about most abridged anime excpecialy if they Canadian english substitute 😂 but this episode has definitely made the most use of them for sure

    • @magicrealms
      @magicrealms 28 днів тому +5

      18:24 is even better

  • @matthewmccaffrey2636
    @matthewmccaffrey2636 27 днів тому +95

    I will sue for the emotional WHIPLASH of going from a nyan based Naruto reference to A 911 RESPONDER FUNERAL BEING HELD BY ONLINE FRIENDS!

    • @helioalves8884
      @helioalves8884 16 днів тому +8

      And a fucking _Albuquerque_ reference in the middle of said funeral. Followed by what has to be the saddest rendition of Darude Sandstorm known to man. Hell of a bit to commit to, but *god* it works.

  • @josephlankford5541
    @josephlankford5541 Місяць тому +1684

    "For the one true Kirito!"
    Gonna be honest, I was PRAYING that it turn out that way.
    Now to wait for the return of 'Pissed off nerd with admin privileges!'

    • @enderknight1442
      @enderknight1442 Місяць тому

      Yep. Oberon is f*cked.

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 Місяць тому +91

      Knowing how the show plays out, they HAVE to reference that at a certain point

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Місяць тому +75

      Oh... oh no. They're totally going to do that with the scene with Oberon...

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 Місяць тому +29

      @CaptainCFalcon I would be upset if they don't

    • @josephlankford5541
      @josephlankford5541 Місяць тому +54

      @@Pokemaniak180 I would LOVE for it to be Kayaba that says it.

  • @DeathsPit00
    @DeathsPit00 29 днів тому +830

    Not gonna lie. Using the Litany of Fear as the incantation for a huge AoE Self Immolation spell is pretty based. That was an awesome delivery for it as well. Very well done. Much love.

    • @contruction
      @contruction 28 днів тому +101

      Also using Recons NerveGear defect in order to make a spell stronger is both incredibly smart from character standpoint and pretty funny from writer's standpoint.

    • @RazielSoulshadow
      @RazielSoulshadow 25 днів тому +9

      Seriously though, that boy needs a new headset... as amazing as that trick was, yikes >_>

    • @guregan634
      @guregan634 24 дні тому +5

      @@RazielSoulshadow Oh I'm sure his girlfriend wouldn't mind. Like damn, she's so into him.

    • @soep19
      @soep19 24 дні тому +4

      ​@@RazielSoulshadow Imagine seeing your worst phobia while in VR. He literally gave himself a worse version of schizophrenia everytime he logs in lol.

  • @chara2974
    @chara2974 Місяць тому +1086

    "the worst she can say is no"
    [punches him down the stairs]

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 Місяць тому +131

      Well, she did say 'yes'

    • @Leiliel1
      @Leiliel1 Місяць тому +43

      "...and I was *right!*"

    • @kookamunga4714
      @kookamunga4714 28 днів тому +7

      Yes is the best thing she can say. No is second best. Everything that is not a yes or a no, is way worst than NO.

  • @cynthtnyc
    @cynthtnyc 28 днів тому +271

    I didn't watch the original SAO or any of its spinoffs, and I will forever remain in my own personal reality in which THIS was the original SAO.
    Also, love how despite still being respectful (and frankly scared) of Suguha, Nagata has always known EXACTLY how to push her buttons and is finally acting more boldly on this knowledge. Good for you, Nagata!

    • @grahamwebb7885
      @grahamwebb7885 27 днів тому

      You're honestly better off in that world, no creepy incest or harem in your world

    • @firestormingfox4169
      @firestormingfox4169 27 днів тому +26

      You can do the opposite and eventually watch the original pretending it's an irreverent abridged of this, and laugh as it leaps whole heartedly into every shitty trope and blunder this series managed to overcome.

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 27 днів тому +12

      You can at least try the Gun Gale Online stuff.
      I would recommend Alicization too, but it's so far into the story that experiencing what came before it (even the less good parts) is kind of a requirement.

    • @SwordFighterDoggo
      @SwordFighterDoggo 26 днів тому +8

      Guns gale online alternative is actually pretty good

    • @BullseyeRey
      @BullseyeRey 13 днів тому +1

      Gun Gale Online is good at least.

  • @galhahammusic
    @galhahammusic Місяць тому +1915

    Leafa "STOP LETTING PEOPLE ABUSE YOU"
    **saying while punching him**

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean Місяць тому +98

      Shes the one person allowed to 😏😏😏😏

    • @stevenkurtz2730
      @stevenkurtz2730 Місяць тому +11

      she's one to talk

    • @bippythechippy882
      @bippythechippy882 Місяць тому +75

      Hey, Leafa is new at this whole "being open with your emotions" and "being nice to people" thing

    • @gealachmidnight6614
      @gealachmidnight6614 Місяць тому

      Recon and Kirito shaking hands with "My wife punches me during sex"

    • @Yagamimoon
      @Yagamimoon Місяць тому +15

      peak sister behavior tbh

  • @MischiefMakerMarcy
    @MischiefMakerMarcy Місяць тому +1057

    I love how much Kirito adores Recon, he treats him like his baby brother which he technically will be one day

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre Місяць тому +196

      Its because he sees himself in Recon, minus the reflexive arrogant snark

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 Місяць тому +92

      They have the same taste in women

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe Місяць тому +59

      He is like I must nurture him from the smug

    • @VoidWalkerOblivion
      @VoidWalkerOblivion Місяць тому +135

      @@DomTheeeFoe "I must nurture him from the smug, because it is the only way he will survive my sister"

    • @quinnv1905
      @quinnv1905 Місяць тому +116

      I thought he reminds him of sachi because of the glitching nerve gear similar to hiw sachi was always lagging.

  • @Shantari
    @Shantari Місяць тому +620

    "Has anyone ever told you that you are too humble for your own good?"
    "They have not and how dare they?"

    • @brightstar5988
      @brightstar5988 Місяць тому +11

      I wonder why???????

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Місяць тому +37

      @brightstar5988 Definitely something that "The Kirito is Always Right Foundation" should investigate.

  • @Mrjcraft00
    @Mrjcraft00 3 дні тому +9

    I JUST REALIZED, Squeakers being a 9/11 first responder means 9/11 happened in the game, and that’s why there’s TSA at the Fairport.

  • @kuylardev
    @kuylardev Місяць тому +1768

    "Surely they wouldn't cut this on a cliffhanger again!"
    i fucking hate myself for saying this in the pre-premiere chat

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy Місяць тому +64

      They padded it out pretty well. I thought it’d be 10 minutes if they did it like this

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 Місяць тому +30

      Literally went in this thinking it was the season 2 finale 😂

    • @matttaylor1996
      @matttaylor1996 Місяць тому +19

      @@winst7765 Yeah... when i saw it was 18 minutes and knowing what the first 6 were i thought it'd be some rug pull he gets to the top and asunas like oh yeah no he's like super dead, lets go home.

    • @jpd466
      @jpd466 Місяць тому +18

      Whelp. See you all again in 2026

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, we should've seen that one coming

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock Місяць тому +587

    "Yeah it was, it was scurvy" is amazing. Setup and delivery

  • @Hatchmatic
    @Hatchmatic Місяць тому +312

    The whiplash of that perfect anime "Go get her, bro" with the music swelling and everything, *immediately* undercut by "plunge that clunge!" is peak. You guys are on some shit.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Місяць тому +17

      They require more blood to pay the debt owed from voicing over 16.5
      They gotta pay their debt

  • @DemonKingHiei
    @DemonKingHiei 26 днів тому +45

    Abandonment is such a touchy subject and even more so when done for comedy sake. But you handled it perfectly

  • @tremor3258
    @tremor3258 Місяць тому +648

    Points to Kirito's character development on "no one tell him" while full of excess iron

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs Місяць тому +86

      To be fair, this was more character development that happened at the start of the arc, not here, as even when they first left the city Kirito was a bit defensive of Recon.

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 Місяць тому +1266

    Recon is about to get so lucky tonight he is about to be spiders.

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi Місяць тому +130

      All the spiders. ALL of them

    • @kyosilver1999
      @kyosilver1999 Місяць тому +66

      Recon the is the Krillan in f this series

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing Місяць тому +79

      R(ec)on was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
      From Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi Місяць тому +7

      @WhatIsThatThingDoing it looked like a large pile of ash, but what was it really

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 Місяць тому +10

      @@Kairukurumi A large pile of ash. Which makes sense really.

  • @spidersonic01
    @spidersonic01 Місяць тому +6575

    CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE?! A REAL LIFE?! OR DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!

    • @Ferko_795
      @Ferko_795 Місяць тому +410

      CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE?
      AND KNOW PEOPLE OUTSIDE MACHINESSS

    • @fatboy158
      @fatboy158 Місяць тому +340

      CAN WE LIVE A REAL LIFE,
      BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DIGITAL SEA?

    • @thomaslaing6800
      @thomaslaing6800 Місяць тому +74

      @@Ferko_795Oh so that’s the line… I thought it was “Outside the chains” for some reason”

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 Місяць тому +164

      Alright time for a season one call back. Join in everyone!
      Ahem.
      TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT

    • @old-worldghost3451
      @old-worldghost3451 Місяць тому +135

      @@howlinallen7720
      WE WILL FIGHT,
      TO THE DEATH!

  • @DemonKingVI
    @DemonKingVI 28 днів тому +51

    I wanna know how many takes it took them to not only record the "Worthy of spiders" line without laughing, but to record it in such a way where it flows SO WELL that if you aren't paying attention you'll miss it because it feels like a natural part of the sentence.

  • @grayrodent8232
    @grayrodent8232 Місяць тому +569

    Dear lord Recon somehow kept on stacking Ws this episode.

    • @Ellebeeby
      @Ellebeeby Місяць тому +49

      Poor boy has needed a win!

    • @JGuraan
      @JGuraan Місяць тому +41

      My man pulled a Krillin this episode!

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 Місяць тому +24

      @@Ellebeeby trust me, he's already has a heavenly reward waiting for him in Leafa's Secret Garden, LOL.

    • @jullcepts8780
      @jullcepts8780 Місяць тому +13

      ​@thatjeff7550 dude there's other people here! XD

    • @KermitTheFrogman
      @KermitTheFrogman Місяць тому +12

      It put a massive smile on my face

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 Місяць тому +575

    In honor of Schmitt's reappearance:
    You hear that, Asuna? "Meat toboggan". Try getting _that_ image out of your head. Grippin' his entrails like the reign of Santa's sleigh. Streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... _"Why?"_

    • @KristopherPrime
      @KristopherPrime Місяць тому +26

      god, kirito is such an asshole! 🤣

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Місяць тому +18

      One of my absolute favorite parts from early SAOA!!!

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 Місяць тому +33

      Gotta say, it's cool that they showed us what Schmitt was like before getting stuck in the Death Game. Makes me wonder if they'll bring him back in latter seasons.

    • @joshuasnider4106
      @joshuasnider4106 28 днів тому +13

      ​@@billtenth5805 I love that he calls his fans schmitheads 😂

    • @shillinhite3911
      @shillinhite3911 26 днів тому +17

      I love how normal and well adjusted he seemed as a streamer before the trauma of being put into a death game XD ... Poor Schmitt

  • @NightZephyr_
    @NightZephyr_ Місяць тому +277

    Okay but can we talk about the voice acting? SWE has always had stellar voice work, but oh my god Recon's Mind Killer and Kirito's final push scream sound so crisp and professional it's just *chefs kiss*

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 Місяць тому +25

      Don't forget Leafa! The VA is NAILING that role!

    • @Prometheansky
      @Prometheansky Місяць тому +4

      I wouldn't say always. First couple episodes were kinda rough with some of the side characters, and Asuna's voice was decidedly mid in the first episode. Still, I've heard worse in professional productions. (Not to say they're not a professional production now.)

  • @jy8363
    @jy8363 28 днів тому +67

    As a non-native english speaker, thank you A LOT for the work you put on the cc ! I wouldn't get all the jokes if they werent there, and the details you put in them are the cherry on top !

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 Місяць тому +577

    Somewhere, somehow, Gary is laughing at Kirito trying to 'save his family'. I just know it.

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 Місяць тому

      from hell he is

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy Місяць тому +34

      no, he just goes: HE MUST SAVE HIS FAMILY! over and over

    • @valentds
      @valentds 29 днів тому

      he died

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 29 днів тому +2

      @@valentds someone doesn't get the joke

    • @Mansview1
      @Mansview1 29 днів тому +5

      That monster still alive?
      Get him get him 😤 GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nikee3_YT
    @nikee3_YT Місяць тому +800

    THEY’RE MAKING WOUNDS FASTER THAN WE CAN HEAL THEM

    • @AC_Hurdles
      @AC_Hurdles Місяць тому +67

      11:05 One of the greatest callbacks executed to perfection

    • @nikee3_YT
      @nikee3_YT Місяць тому +72

      @@AC_Hurdlesthat and the schmit reference in the beginning, the writing of this whole series is really perfect

    • @Tigrion
      @Tigrion Місяць тому +10

      Roger Roger

    • @thedevilsapprentice6666
      @thedevilsapprentice6666 Місяць тому +30

      KARMA YOU VINDICTIVE BINCH, NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Місяць тому +16

      *Sugo, laughing his ass off:* "There's no need to wonder where your god is, because he's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy"

  • @patro7177
    @patro7177 Місяць тому +796

    The fact you can hear Schmitt talk about the "meat tobogan" stuff around the 1:45 time is awesome (if you can't hear it turn on captions) such amazing attention to detail, good god

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Місяць тому +37

      Omgg that's one of my favorite parts from the beginning of Abridged!!!! I love knowing it's brought back!!!! 😂😂

    • @ashallen2143
      @ashallen2143 Місяць тому +60

      The captions make all of abridged so much better fr.
      My favorite this time was :
      *The Black Swordsman That's Not Guts Has Entered The Chat*

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Місяць тому +33

      CC is *SO* underrated in this Abridged, dude, you're basically telling people to get another full-sized helping just to try a seasoning in one piece of the meal

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 29 днів тому +2

      I can't wait for it to come full circle in the Gun Gale arc.

    • @joshuasnider4106
      @joshuasnider4106 28 днів тому +1

      ​@TheSchaef47 it's gonna be so many country voices and American stereotypes 😂

  • @Airs1000
    @Airs1000 11 днів тому +9

    It's genuinely incredible that SWE doesn't just make it funnier, but full on fixes the plot and characters. There is real talent in this team, from the VAs to the writers.

  • @addisonjones2712
    @addisonjones2712 Місяць тому +295

    The updated relationship dynamics completely change the vibe and make the story so much nicer. absolutely incredible

  • @salvorhardim5014
    @salvorhardim5014 Місяць тому +371

    Love the Litany against Fear bit. Absolutely hilarious that a spell that ends with "only I will remain" is a suicide spell. Doubly funny because the game leaves you as a spirit where you die for a while, so the line might be literally true if you manage to take out all your enemies with the spell.

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 Місяць тому +37

      "IN A KIDS GAME!"

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 Місяць тому +26

      @@Fedorchik1536 Yeah, a cool kids game

    • @stephenboshears4832
      @stephenboshears4832 29 днів тому +3

      Apparently its actually a line from Dune

    • @ericrhodes206
      @ericrhodes206 29 днів тому +3

      ​@@stephenboshears4832 it is

    • @salvorhardim5014
      @salvorhardim5014 29 днів тому +15

      @@stephenboshears4832 Yes. It's a short mantra from Dune called the "Litany Against Fear"

  • @alsinakiria
    @alsinakiria Місяць тому +692

    "Well hung fool" I can't stop laughing. Jesus her brother is RIGHT THERE! Not even Kirito deserves to hear that.

    • @drepul3819
      @drepul3819 Місяць тому +124

      Brother AND Niece, Yui was still there

    • @anzol4523
      @anzol4523 Місяць тому +105

      "you've earned my brown flower tonight"

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 Місяць тому +72

      ​@@anzol4523 earned an audience with my brown flower, which is somehow worse. 😅

    • @layzboi2250
      @layzboi2250 Місяць тому +6

      So much worse

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@anzol4523You think SWE would do SAO:A of the SAO bloopers??

  • @WorgenDeath
    @WorgenDeath 25 днів тому +23

    I love how the subtitles when Recon screams YES call him Rizzlord Recon

  • @just_a_tree8011
    @just_a_tree8011 Місяць тому +309

    18:32 "As he plunged into Asuna's clunge" - Something Witty Enttertainment SAO chapter 16.5

    • @cachedgaming
      @cachedgaming Місяць тому +41

      I gagged, cackled, and screeched simultaneously when I heard that 16.5 reference

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Місяць тому +17

      Oh...oh dear GOD

    • @Swm9445
      @Swm9445 29 днів тому +6

      Oh god. Them reading that is the most I have ever laughed at one time, in my life, ever.

    • @just_a_tree8011
      @just_a_tree8011 29 днів тому +3

      @@Swm9445 same, you can’t watch at night though because it wakes other people up.

  • @thebeshortedcellist8182
    @thebeshortedcellist8182 Місяць тому +792

    17:12 "Two beautiful children: Nathaniel and Super Fly."
    Didn't realise we were in Albuquerque

    • @Runsofourlives
      @Runsofourlives Місяць тому +64

      Underrated reference. Maybe this is Weird Alfheim online?

    • @LeoNinja1
      @LeoNinja1 Місяць тому +41

      and the wifes name was also Zelda

    • @tmanatee9567
      @tmanatee9567 Місяць тому +14

      I was thinking about that song like, an hour before I watched this. Wild timing.

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 Місяць тому +11

      Knew I knew Nathanel and Superfly from somewhere. Makes sense it was Weird Al.

    • @DuxBellorum13
      @DuxBellorum13 Місяць тому +5

      Came here to post this

  • @Ed_Warded
    @Ed_Warded Місяць тому +542

    HOW IS THIS SERIES WORTH THE YEAR WAIT. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 Місяць тому +30

      Because they're just that much better at writing than the official one lmao

    • @andrewgray573
      @andrewgray573 Місяць тому +35

      They care about fixing Reki Cowabunga's plot.

    • @jonathanwilshaw1133
      @jonathanwilshaw1133 Місяць тому +20

      It's not an abridged, it's a rewritten SAO :)

    • @qwilliams1539
      @qwilliams1539 Місяць тому +2

      @@andrewgray573 Much better than Annie Plex Oosuh's rendition.

    • @duckers0123
      @duckers0123 Місяць тому

      Not really​@@thecatladytm7172

  • @EA.....
    @EA..... 28 днів тому +24

    18:43 is brilliant for the subtitles. Adminless privileges is such a great callback.

  • @jt2249
    @jt2249 Місяць тому +240

    I remember realising that this series had transcended the source material and become it's own sort of series during the first season, but every episode just takes that further and further. The characters are more fleshed out, the jokes land so much better and the story beats feel way more natural. Well fucking done SWE, the work everyone involved has put into this series has been 100% worth it in my opinion.
    Plunge that Clunge.

  • @bennyk384
    @bennyk384 Місяць тому +969

    "His dear wife Zelda, and their 2 beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly"
    Wooooowwww that is a deep cut! Weird Al Yankovic's Albuquerque? What a good reference!

    • @stewartlynton9942
      @stewartlynton9942 Місяць тому +48

      Wonder if they were members of the Columbia Record Club...

    • @Denali1922
      @Denali1922 Місяць тому +36

      I was DYING when I realized what they were referencing!

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 Місяць тому +15

      Nice catch! I completely forgot about that. I should listen to that song again. It's such a wild ride.

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 Місяць тому +8

      Huh, neat

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything Місяць тому +19

      @@stewartlynton9942 He may be a hero, but he's not ready for _that_ kind of commitment.

  • @MyToasterIsMoist
    @MyToasterIsMoist Місяць тому +455

    AYOOOOO it was a MASSIVE honor to get to do a lot of the sound design for this!
    (also when I voiced those armor bros weeping, I was thinking about the loss of happy flute HD, rip forever)

    • @Darknight1422
      @Darknight1422 Місяць тому +13

      Thanks for helping them bring this all together, y'all have done an amazing job!🎉

    • @commentdouchery2838
      @commentdouchery2838 Місяць тому +9

      Excellent addition to the video

    • @j.corbygaming
      @j.corbygaming Місяць тому +3

      @@MyToasterIsMoist phenomenal work!

    • @angelramirez936
      @angelramirez936 Місяць тому

      Ty for the stellar contributions

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern Місяць тому +1

      stand proud, ya cooked

  • @GFortz
    @GFortz 21 день тому +8

    @9:10 The moment you realise it was RECON who made it all possible, not only by setting Suguha straight to allow for the siblings to reconnect, but also by making the entire affair public so that the cavalry arrives. You go, kid! More than earned it after the original series did you dirty.
    Also, mad cliffhanger skillz. I respect that.

  • @dronicx4002
    @dronicx4002 Місяць тому +155

    I did NOT want to hear Suguha speak about her "brown flower" but here we are, dope episode, cute bat funeral xD

    • @JRRGimli
      @JRRGimli Місяць тому

      I think I would end my life out of embaressment if I heard my sister say that

    • @mauricesteel4995
      @mauricesteel4995 28 днів тому +1

      Yeah, i agree that part was unnecessary.

  • @technology5979
    @technology5979 Місяць тому +1747

    The copywright jail breakout now has a timetable.

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 Місяць тому +88

      That’s what I was thinking. Also copyright jail is shorter than I thought.

    • @willhuey687
      @willhuey687 Місяць тому +64

      @@technology5979 looks like somebody posted bail

    • @Stonerman135
      @Stonerman135 Місяць тому

      ​@@sudowoodo9579early release for good behavior

    • @AlicePhantomhive
      @AlicePhantomhive Місяць тому +6

      Trust me I know the pains of CR hell

    • @ScotEd-o2w
      @ScotEd-o2w Місяць тому +3

      So that's what happened

  • @Bluemystgirl
    @Bluemystgirl Місяць тому +149

    I appreciate the one guy who said "For Gondor" instead at 15:58.

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI 29 днів тому +9

      Making the characters playing the MMORPG a bunch of nerds was an obvious change, but a good one nonetheless.

  • @johnroache6012
    @johnroache6012 27 днів тому +7

    The Squeaker funeral was worth EVERY second spent on making it!
    The shots, the dialogue, it was all hilarious! Well done!

  • @123455thatguy
    @123455thatguy Місяць тому +764

    Damn they actually communicated to resolve their issues.
    Incest was avoided with ease.
    They gave a really damn good reason for those other groups to show up and support them, and a good reason for the Salamanders to not.
    Overall just really nicely done.

    • @Jenson_Beach
      @Jenson_Beach Місяць тому +34

      rip squeekers :(

    • @michaeltima5007
      @michaeltima5007 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Jenson_Beachthe one and only

    • @michaeltima5007
      @michaeltima5007 Місяць тому +32

      It's so good that this feels like a re imagining more than an abridged

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Місяць тому +13

      @@michaeltima5007 Poor guy was just 2 days from retirement...

    • @duckers0123
      @duckers0123 Місяць тому +1

      There is no incest in the original. I don't know what you were watching on the hub.

  • @deadlineuniverse3189
    @deadlineuniverse3189 Місяць тому +314

    Nagata: “I gotta tell everybody!”
    Nagata out there about to assemble the Avengers by dropping Kirito’s Location

    • @jonsmitt9769
      @jonsmitt9769 Місяць тому +27

      What’s really impressive is everyone read his tweet and immediately responded.
      I can’t get 2 people to meetup for canoeing with a months notice yet this dude pulls in 2 armies in 3 hours.

    • @spacecore6000
      @spacecore6000 Місяць тому +23

      @@jonsmitt9769 Try saving 6,147 lives then we'll talk.

    • @swordquillinc.5335
      @swordquillinc.5335 Місяць тому +6

      You know I like to think that the players here are also like... THIS IS A KID'S GAME... and this is the guy running the thing like dude there are ACTUAL kids here.

    • @enigmatic2878
      @enigmatic2878 25 днів тому +1

      Either Recon/Nagata is actually very well-liked in the story. Or they tried to scroll past it but saw "Kirito" in Nagata's tweet

    • @seanmaxwell881
      @seanmaxwell881 23 дні тому +5

      Have you seen the way people stalk celebrities?
      Once Recon slaps the link between OG Kirito's "they kidnapped my wife" and game-footage of him telling them he's here to save his kidnapped wife from SAO out there...
      I promise you, the internet exploded with interest.

  • @space-goat2312
    @space-goat2312 Місяць тому +260

    Hearing her sobbing with a slow version of the regular opening playing over it hits so hard

  • @stevenschnepp576
    @stevenschnepp576 28 днів тому +36

    Ending it in a cliffhanger when your release schedule is measured in years rather than weeks is... well, it's a choice, I suppose.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 25 днів тому +4

      They do it all the time................
      Several times...... over many years........ and we enjoy it.😁

  • @Wysteria108
    @Wysteria108 Місяць тому +496

    WERE RIDING THE MEAT TOBAGGAN WITH THIS ONE BOYS

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy Місяць тому +47

      UP THE RIVER STYX

    • @Saijansfavorites
      @Saijansfavorites Місяць тому +30

      well, suguha will be at least.

    • @jsemnikdo2229
      @jsemnikdo2229 Місяць тому +8

      MeatToboggan is my username because of this abridged lmao

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Місяць тому +3

      If I recall the original ending of the alfheim arc the abridged could have Kirito turn what's his face into a meat toboggan with the scenes available.

    • @Glitch_Man42
      @Glitch_Man42 Місяць тому

      🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷🗣🥩🛷

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 Місяць тому +160

    Kirito: fighting for his fudging life to the point of mind-break
    Suguha & Nagata: busy enacting a... surprisingly romantic... bit? with innuendo.

    • @mauricesteel4995
      @mauricesteel4995 Місяць тому +8

      yeah, i didn't like that joke very much, okay, they love eachother, which was already stated, and up to the babe part, it was fine, but it was going for so long i was expecting Kirito to shout about this not being the time.

    • @horineveresa
      @horineveresa 27 днів тому +1

      They're such quirky (and naughty) duo of adolesence .

  • @keepironman14
    @keepironman14 29 днів тому +140

    I just want to remind everyone, there is a comedic individual, whom's name i do not know, that has made a full list of custom closed captions if you enable captions you can see these extra bonuses during the entirety of every episode.
    Thank you, funny captions guy.

    • @Rixxalight
      @Rixxalight 28 днів тому +11

      I think its someone on the team thats doing that tbh

    • @keepironman14
      @keepironman14 27 днів тому +11

      @Rixxalight yes, it usually is. A few channels have people on the crew that do add in funny captions. You have to have access to make captions for a video, but i think you can suggest edits if you see an issue.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 26 днів тому +14

      They USED to be community generated until UA-cam removed that for absolutely no reason. RIP Canadian subs.

    • @Emmariscobar
      @Emmariscobar 17 днів тому

      @@nef36 Iirc the reason why they got removed was because some assholes were abusing them (and the title/description translation feature) to advertise their own channels in other people's videos, UA-cam found it easier to just scrap the whole feature rather than actually bothering to moderate it properly.

  • @OPNightWing
    @OPNightWing 28 днів тому +7

    To think that I've been watching this since I was 12 is crazy to me. I'm 22 now and SAO was the first real anime I watched, when I discovered this channel it made me realize how great the anime community could be when they came together and made crative work for the people. Thank you for crazy ride so far. Cant wait to see the next episode when im 24 :D

  • @bsus1412
    @bsus1412 29 днів тому +188

    This was soooo worth the wait! In just eight and a half minutes, you turned what was a generic harem girl of the season into a fleshed out character with compelling character development. Well done, SWE!

  • @Alex_From_Florida
    @Alex_From_Florida Місяць тому +203

    The amount of effort that was put into making a payoff to the Squeaker gag alone was enough to be worth the 1 year wait by itself

  • @Cassi_tastrophe
    @Cassi_tastrophe Місяць тому +82

    Recon's VA is incredible. The line read on "THEY'RE IN MY SKIIIIIN, LAYING THEIR EEEEURRGGGGGS" was just... *Chef's kiss* poi-fect

  • @Solustos
    @Solustos 10 днів тому +2

    Kirito and Suguhas's relationship, the many callbacks, everybody coming in to Kirito's rescue because they learned of him being the real Kirito and so many more things in this show is so fucking good. I love the writing, you guys are amazing!!

  • @gajaan316
    @gajaan316 Місяць тому +257

    Man seeing Leafa actually paired with Recon was actually really sweet. Bro finally ranked up from Fudgeboy to Boyfriend. And this version of Suguha definately seems like girlfriend material, which makes me wish the actual SAO paired up most of the girls with at least someone, or not at all, rather than all fit under the Kirito posse. Cuz it be fun to see the many gaming relationships beyond just Kirito/Asuna.
    Man I cannot wait to see how this all ends. And how will y'all adapt THAT part in the story. And then Abridged Kirito actually throwing hands near the end. And I am PRAYING GGO comes next cuz I really want to see how can you "abridge" Sinon and her story.

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 26 днів тому +4

      Thats my issue with "harem" anime. Its MC or bust.
      Which is garbage, because no actual girl will tolerate her crush being sirrounded by girls while *also* being so freaking dense and indecisive!!! *some* of the girls wpuld blow up at some point and *force* the choice or leave the guy.

    • @enigmatic2878
      @enigmatic2878 25 днів тому +2

      ​@@r.s.2890or at the very least have the mind to not be some puppy

    • @platinumsky845
      @platinumsky845 25 днів тому

      ​@@r.s.2890like Asuna?

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 25 днів тому +2

      @@platinumsky845 if you mean abridged asuna, then yes. She likes kirito and she made sure he knew it, and she *definitely* made sure other girls knew kirito was *hers*
      The female friendship is more comedy cuz they fear asuna, but im sure that'll change in time. Especislly with no worries on leafa's presence.

    • @gmn7240
      @gmn7240 22 дні тому +1

      Yeah agree, i know romance in sao is not really good written, but at least, have 1 ship sail (kirito x asuna), is better than nothing. However, the fact that other girl trying to get kirito attention, despite already know about his relationship with Asuna is annoying, the other girl feel like a obstacle for Kirito and Asuna moment.

  • @rimgar7013
    @rimgar7013 Місяць тому +1242

    "Grandpa divorced Grandma cause she asked one time for him to eat an orange so he wouldn't get scurvy."
    Kirito, I think your family is more messed up than you realize.

    • @benpearson49
      @benpearson49 Місяць тому +157

      Even in the original, I kinda got "this is Grandpa's fault vibes".
      It even fits the stereotype. A lot of MMO junkies have really horrible relatives. It's kinda how we got this way.

    • @ChefMonke07
      @ChefMonke07 Місяць тому +63

      And then he died due to scurvy. Fucking perfection right there.

    • @sheicode3748
      @sheicode3748 28 днів тому

      ​@@benpearson49 I feel called out

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 27 днів тому +6

      ​@@ChefMonke07Apparently, I heard that someone mentioned that the grandpa was already eating oranges until the grandma mentioned its medicinal properties for scurvy.

    • @ChefMonke07
      @ChefMonke07 27 днів тому

      @@fenorlex1126 Low key canon.

  • @Bezalel_Dostoevsky
    @Bezalel_Dostoevsky Місяць тому +416

    HOW LONG WE HAVE AWAITED FOR THE TIME OF *RECKON*ING, PREPERATIONS SHALL BE MADE, REWATCH WE SHALL.

    • @howlinallen7720
      @howlinallen7720 Місяць тому +14

      You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?
      Oohimabouttomakeanameformyselfhere.

    • @L_H_Try
      @L_H_Try Місяць тому +5

      I’ve been waiting 8 months

    • @skeletonpatch
      @skeletonpatch Місяць тому +8

      I am so curious to see how they handle Reckon here. SWE specifically set up the fact that he’s using a faulty NRV Gear and the original series completely forgets about his existence after his “heroic sacrifice” (I don’t remember him ever making an on-screen appearance after this, though I only got as far as the end of the Excalibur filler arc of the original series).
      Assuming he doesn’t come back post-Alicisation SWE has basically been handed the ingredients for an excellent emotional gut punch on a silver platter and they’ve already proven adept at delivering those to us.

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI Місяць тому

      ​@@skeletonpatch... oh no....

  • @dwaynejackson551
    @dwaynejackson551 27 днів тому +10

    You guys made the funeral scene pay off so well I couldn't laugh at the name big ol' nuts. I almost hate you but I do respect you.

  • @mazzo_6132
    @mazzo_6132 Місяць тому +162

    "agonizing high pitch bat cries of unspeakable bat hearthbreak, which, incidentally, allow for echolocation" damn subtitles! 17:23

    • @curtissmith4628
      @curtissmith4628 29 днів тому +7

      the entirety of the subtitles were solid gold

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 Місяць тому +114

    You. You who put the slowed version of the opening at the beginning. You're paying my therapy bills in tears.

  • @MyLittleBasementDweller
    @MyLittleBasementDweller Місяць тому +258

    13:27 IS THAT THE FEAR DUNE QUOTE. for thos that missed it he whole thing is. “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

    • @lolmeme69_
      @lolmeme69_ Місяць тому +8

      Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing! Can't believe we got a Dune reference here.

    • @pcachu
      @pcachu 29 днів тому +5

      The Litany Against Fear is a certified hood classic.

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 28 днів тому +1

      Oh wow, I'd never heard the whole thing. That's really cool

  • @infernix2k
    @infernix2k 10 днів тому +4

    i love that SWE figured out how to flesh out Suguha's character way more than Reki, while also abandoning the incest. they also made Rekkon an actually character.

  • @yugijak
    @yugijak Місяць тому +118

    Oh my god the wounds line followed up by "karma you vindictive birch" That was priceless!

  • @Thabet22
    @Thabet22 Місяць тому +267

    WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY
    Batchest Batchest Batchest
    Edit : Having watched the episode finally
    I gotta appreciate the Recon development , Kirito getting recognition for his heroics and the much better sibling relationship
    It's just the best parody series ever

    • @TheSaltyForks
      @TheSaltyForks Місяць тому

      GARY!!!!! CHOKE ON MY VENGANCE!!!!! HOW DOES IT TASTE!!!

    • @duusu2608
      @duusu2608 Місяць тому +14

      Oberon: "See some of them have famil..... (deranged) Kirito!"

    • @DomTheeeFoe
      @DomTheeeFoe Місяць тому

      ​@@duusu2608Do mien eyes decive me? tis foreshadowing!

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI Місяць тому

      IS it a parody? Or is the original a parody of the abridged? 😮

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 Місяць тому +906

    Their apology is so genuine and honest that I sometimes forget that this is an abridged and not the actual series.
    But I will treat this as the actual canon cause you deserve it.

    • @vinnie666
      @vinnie666 Місяць тому +80

      It's better than the actual canon anyway.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers Місяць тому +40

      never watched the original out of fear from friends, this is my canon

    • @recaru0331
      @recaru0331 Місяць тому +11

      Both of them deserved this treatment. And I needed this treatment.

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 Місяць тому +3

      It was rushed. The confrontation was literally last episode.

    • @johnnywhoa343
      @johnnywhoa343 Місяць тому +29

      @@WishMakers Your friends were right to warn you away from it. I wish I could bleach the canon of this show out of my head. The abridged is WAY better.
      In the canon, Kirito's sister has romantic feelings for him. That is somehow NOT the worst thing the canon did.

  • @haramea
    @haramea 4 дні тому +1

    The episodes are always so so so so so good, i'm so glad i found your chanel a decade ago, i don't particularly enjoy the SAO franchise BUT YOU, YOU PEOPLE HAVE COME TO MAKE ME LIKE IT SO MUCH, your characters are so alive, the references are always ON POINT
    It is with tears in my eyes for the drama that i thank you for working on this😌

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon Місяць тому +202

    Holy shit, you guys brought back Kirito's crashout in episode 4. That's amazing.
    "My wounds _heal faster_ than you can _make them."_
    "We can't keep up with this! They're making wounds faster than we can heal them!"
    That aside, this episode has already been worth the 2-ish year wait, just with that opening alone, & the resolution of their damaged relationship. That was beautiful. I'll probably edit this in case anything else pops up, but that "Karma, you vindictive bitch! Now is not the time for this!" was *_amazing._* I wouldn't have thought anything of that exchange otherwise.

    • @VellusTerennia
      @VellusTerennia 29 днів тому +2

      It was about a 14 month wait.

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 29 днів тому

      @VellusTerennia was it? It felt like forever, jeez.

    • @VellusTerennia
      @VellusTerennia 29 днів тому

      @@CaptainCFalcon Ah, my bad, it was closer to 19 months; Episode 17 released in May of 2023.

  • @KelShu
    @KelShu Місяць тому +95

    7:04 I love this part, Suguha and Kazuto apologizing to each other, acknowledging where they both messed up, and reconciling their relationship.

  • @Jtblake
    @Jtblake Місяць тому +47

    Love how Kirito wanted Recon to think his sacrifice was worth it. He really has become a better person after SAO.

    • @Kaizer617
      @Kaizer617 16 днів тому +4

      I love how he's been nothing by nice to Recon since they met! Seriously, that part where Leafa got his hopes up by saying she was happy to see him and then said "Well, I would've taken anyone, honestly.", and he looked so deflated and disappointed, and Kirito was like "Don't you talk to him like that. How dare you.", was just funny and showed how far Kirito's come since the start of SAOA!

  • @Isabelle-mp8rk
    @Isabelle-mp8rk 11 днів тому +2

    I love that kirito is watching piece of schmitt games

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 Місяць тому +274

    8:15 imagine being such a bastard that everyone hated that you dying doesn't even come up in conversation anymore

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 Місяць тому +14

      Reminds me of a song warning people not to be jerks
      No one's gonna cry at your funeral
      No one's gonna drink at your wake
      No one's gonna sigh with a tear in their eye
      And no one's gonna miss you
      And no one's gonna notice
      And I'll enjoy the silence...
      When. You're. Dead.

    • @allencrown
      @allencrown Місяць тому

      Goals am I right.

  • @curlystepper7386
    @curlystepper7386 Місяць тому +79

    I love that the Tweet joke from the beginning season 2 episode actually came back as a plot point to motivate the other players to help Kirito! The genius writing of this series, I swear to god!!!

  • @TemporalEcho
    @TemporalEcho Місяць тому +206

    CAN WE ALSO JUST RECOGNIZE THAT THE SUBTITLES ARE GOLD?!

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 28 днів тому +2

      They are now.

    • @EA.....
      @EA..... 28 днів тому +5

      "Resonant ping of adminless privileges" was amazing as he stabbed the wall

    • @MetalMockingjay
      @MetalMockingjay 28 днів тому

      I am so happy I turned CC on.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 28 днів тому +1

      I was worried cuz the initial premiere definitely didn't have the final draft but they came through and now they have the amazing quality of the previous episodes and it's a joy
      The one I really needed it for was "DATTEBAMEOW!!!" lmao

    • @JCF327
      @JCF327 28 днів тому

      SHIT!!! Now I have to go back and watch it all again

  • @DuerandAlter
    @DuerandAlter 27 днів тому +3

    10:44 A BEAUTIFUL DESCENT INTO AVERNUS REFRENCE!! Almost brought a tear to my eye. The nostalgia.