Malibu Caribbean Rum Review: Transported To A Tanning Salon!
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2021
- Those notes of coconut were quite delicate, but I couldn't escape the feeling I was a traveling salesman drinking in a hotel lobby bar.
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So PV3 is 37. Good, the lore enriches.
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Also the brother to Henry Cavell. Sad they never met
Doesn't look a day past 25 though
@@jettnash5217 alcohol is a preservation after all
Who else drinks Malibu? The hoarde of Penn State students who somehow ended up RIGHT NEXT to my campsite in the Outback (not the steakhouse, the actual 2.5 million square miles in Australia). Showed up right at sunset, partied til dawn with two girls fighting over a guy and drunk crying when they ran out of Malibu. Screaming WHERES THE MAAAAALIBUUUUUUU? repeatedly for about an hour. Good times.
But why is the rum gone?!
I knew a dude in college who'd fill his clear nalgene water bottle with rum on wednesdays and just annihilate that thing over the course of the whole day. I m haven't heard from him in a while so I can only presume he's wildly successful or dead.
possibly both
but why wednesdays?
@@Pbairsoftman because every knows Tuesdays is for bottom shelf tequila
Friday's are for steel reserve beer
Sunday is the Lord's day so that means wine
Etc...
Did we add to the PV3 lore today and learn he lost his virginity to Mrs. Pendleton? Makes sense, the man likes finely aged things
😳
Please review Sailor Jerry's. It has heavy notes of regrettable grad night
I really hope your life hasn’t sucked that bad. You really seem like a great guy. I wish you the best.
Lmao what? The character he’s playing comes off as an entitled, snobby, douche bag most of the time. I get serious Dennis Reynolds vibes from him.
I’m not insulting him. His persona is the reason why I watch his vids. He plays the Patrick Bateman part so well.
@@CannaToker420 interesting character analysis cannatoker420
@@CannaToker420 not really, everyone he talks about seems like that, like chadwick...well and you for saying that.
@@Eradicationist every time he drinks a cheap beer his pretentious and snobby side really shines through. Again, that’s what makes him so entertaining to watch.
@@CannaToker420 it is a skit just so you know, and he has never actually gotten drunk on camera you can tell, well unless you are 10 years old and incompetent, it's acting, he's an actor...he spitoons everything and only ever takes like 2 or 3 real drinks of anything and only if he is feeling like it...you are talking as if he really is like this...you must not watch his cameos, those show more of what he is actually like.
I want PV3 to be my cabana boy. I want this a lot.
The fact that he gave Malibu a 70-something score makes me feel so vindicated. A former coworker introduced me to Malibu and pineapple and it's actually a great third round order at a divey bar. Refreshing and low-impact since it's low ABV, plus if it's a second or third drink your inhibitions will be lowered enough to feel comfortable ordering it out loud as a 20-something male.
Man, Reader's Digest. I remember being a little kid, flipping through Nanny's giant drawer full of RDs. I had no idea what the rest of the magazine was for, I was all about that Laughter section.
Hey! A review that didn't kill PV3's soul!
Let's just make sure this new intern knows the pecking order. It goes PV3, Spittoon, then the intern.
I used to drink this back in my early 20s with pineapple juice and Bacardi 151. Tech N9ne wasn't lying when he said that Caribou makes them all numb!
Also, I really wanna see PV3 review Baijiu sometime. He's already tried Malort and I wanna see how it stacks up.
Every time I swish with listerine every morning I think of PV3 lol … I look in the mirror and make those faces too lol
"I'm not a moron" "I was blinded by love."
*Cue Pam Beasley, 'Corporate would like you to look at these two pictures' meme*
Lol right?
Always great to see you review something that's actually quite common and popular over here in Germany. #internationalPVIII.. nation? Let's go!
IPVIII = P4, maybe?
Hm....
PV3 Economic zone?
PV3 Co-prosperity Sphere?
League of PV3?
PV3 United?
...I got nothin'.
That darned Abbey
One thing I'd like to see pb3 review is pickle moonshine with the pickles in the jar
This is like that time where I didn't really have anything to say or add, so I just left a fairly long comment to appease the ones who promote videos.
All hail the algorithm 🙏
PVIII also has that one time in Monaco. Really is a superhero.
Holy Karch Kiraly name drop joke Batman! That was incredible and also so niche it couldn’t have been more perfect. 10/10. Epic.
Man, his stories.. are just so fantastic.
Another solid review!
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Digging the glassware
Love you Prescott. You bring endless joy to my days 😎😎 #algorithm
I don't think I've had Malibu in at least a decade. I kinda want to get some now...
PV3 is such an emotional roller coaster I keep forgetting about the alcohol part.
This past summer I actually tried this with big blue soda and I must say it wasn't bad
Mrs pennleton sounds like my kind of lady
I'm currently reading a July 1959 Readers Digest. There's nothing like reading articles from sixty years ago to give you some perspective on things. And yes, it's in my bathroom.
karsh kiraly...wow didn`t expect this one- cheers from germany.
PV3. Another great video my man.
Hey pv3! Had my Batchelor party this weekend and used some of your tastings to sort out the menu. Thanks for the help! Here's hoping I didnt find an Abby, right!
All the best.
#Algorithm
Don’t worry guys. The spreadsheet be commeth. I haven’t been online in two weeks so I didn’t know there was such a demand for it. I’m going to share it with PV3 first though, so hold on for just a few more days
Well done. Summer it up perfect. You should put on Miami vice esque sun glasses.
PV3 is devastatingly handsome.
Yes!
I still get Reader’s Digest in the mail…….thanks mom for the subscription!! Lol
Come on Hollywood! We need PV3 on the silver screen!!
Reader's Digest nice call back!
I can't wait for the reappearance of Chadwick. It'll be the craziest soap opera type reveal i've ever seen.
Yeeessssss. I’m so glad PV3 said Malibu reminds him of sunscreen. I’ve always said that but nobody else ever agreed with me. I literally can’t drink it because when I smell it all I can taste/smell is sunscreen.
You should try making Caribou Lou, you'd like it. Maybe even do an episode substituting the 151 with Malort. You wouldn't like that lol
Ahhh, reader's digest was awesome.
Phenomenal comedian.
Thank you pv3 for the laughs
Great as always, my boy. Hashtag algorithm
I have a sensitive stomach and Malibu with pineapple juice is fantastic.
PV3 doing what from home? Soloing? Summoning? Selling?
our go to drink when we were 15… lol
readers digest was awesome in the bathroom ,first time i ever heard about Oak Island in like 83 ishhh
I feel like we have missed out on learning about Prescott’s experiences playing cribbage or bridge.
I would pair this with a hot sun, a large silicone brush and one hot hunk. 😉😛
I still think you should review La Fin Du Monde. For Sweet River Jones 😁
Ah yes this video is good, I am much glad it showed up on my timeline.
#algorithm
Cabana boys, poolside swim up bars… the suntan lotion bouquet wafting over me and calling me to a frozen piña colada. Pairs nicely with Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum (just throw out the pineapple juice and substitute the pineapple rum-caution: doesn’t take much!). Good times, good times…
PV3, those people of means weren’t friends, they were acquaintances that kept you around so they could tell all their other rich friends “It’s so nice to be able to help out the less fortunate.” I bet they had you do things they found funny that you really didn’t enjoy doing. A friend would have helped you through your divorce and had a place for you to crash when needed.
And now you don’t need people like that, you have us, PV3 Nation!
Ohhhhh Malibu. Beautiful notes of sunscreen, spring break, and bad decisions
Spf 120 is what you need.
That's what I use, skin cancer can be deadly.
The sun be blastin' ray and hopefully our planet's atmosphere saves the day.
I would hate to end up red, irradiated
by our star.
Drinking Malibu and pineapple juice at any bar.
Although drinking that reminds me
of humanity in a hangover.
Edit: had to edit! Wait? Have you done a "99 Banana" schnapps yet?
Taste that spirit or even the pineapple!
Ooh, ooh the coconut!
You'll be drunker than I am!
And I hope so because I am spinnin'.
"99 Schnapps and I'm spinning."
-"I got 99 proof Banana Schnapps and a bitch-
just left me. Yeah she's gone."
me personally I would take the schnapps, just take the schnapps
Malibu and sprite is good at keeping the despair at bay PV3
For the algorithm dog, keep it up
long time ago, i was drunk at my friend's parent's house, to the point where i knew if i just stopped drinking, i might yet make it through the night. My friend disagreed, and emptied the rest of a bottle of Mailbu down my throat (it wasn't a lot, but....) That remaining malibu, along with the rest of the booze in my gullet was promptly regurgitated into the kitchen trash nearby. I couldn't drink this stuff for like, 15 years after that...
Reader's digest seems to be alive, well, and digital. Actually maybe not well, but alive at least.
#algorithm
PV3 can you do a “Galliano Ristretto” review please? It’s an awesome coffee liqueur. To drink with your morning coffee. So nobody knows you’re drinking. Because life.
PV3, Please review Arby's meat mountain sandwich if it is available in your area...
I loved Malibu & Pineapple Juice back eleventy hundred years ago, last summer I bought a bottle as a matter of nostalgia and it was so so so bad.
Question does that need to be cold or room temperature?
PV3 i have a request of you, but im not sure if you can get it in the US. Please try Natch cider, its a staple of the ageing alcoholics where im from so i think it would be great on the show! nothing better than the driest cider i can think of
Good rum.
I really like your videos. What is your favorite alcohol, or drink? If you could go to a bar, and have one drink you never had to pay for again, what would it be?
I’m going to watch every single one of your videos, this is gold.
5:00 lmfao
If only sunscreen tasted this good
Is that alpine touch seasoning?
The West Indies Rum Distillery in Barbados introduced Malibu around 1982. This does feel like a spirit for those who couldn't let go of the 70s.
🤩
Comment for the algorithms
#algorithms lol
Caribbrreaaan
Check out “Whicked Pickle” whiskey
Awww the late 70’s… when the liquor store didn’t care and didn’t card you! Mostly because you went to school with them and they didn’t care. But I digress.
I work in the printing industry, We are busy, very busy. But It seems like the last days of an empire. The little guys are gone, the big guys don't realize they should be gone. I work there and rarely read anything I make.
151 rum, pineapple juice, and Malibu
Caribou Lou
Champagne +Orange Juice +1 shot malibu
Prescott getting quality adds, Mabilene for 30 seconds. Good for him.
The most delicious drink (Malibu and pineapple) that I would never actually order, unless I'm in a place that no one knows me.
So PVIII likes coconut....
I knew we were incompatible on some level.
For the algorithm!!!!!!!
Heh, I got more drunk on this stuff than I've ever been in my life just yesterday.
Please, please, please review OZV Zinfandel from Lodi California. It's one of my favorite wines and I want to know how it stands up against other zinfandels.
#algorhithm
I feel like eventually Abby is gonna say something and ruin his confidence and send him back to PV3 from a year ago😂
P3 if you want to win back and impress Abby learn to eat pudding cups without a spoon, that’s a free pro tip for everyone
Abby told me why Dean drinks so much pineapple juice, but I was so mortified, I chose to forget it.
commenting for the algorithm
comment for the algorithm
You look great for being born between 1925 and 1937. How do you do it?
I would never deny you and your handsome nose, King. #PV3Nation #Algorithm
Pepsi and Malibu is real gud
UA-cam comments are the new reader’ s digest #algorithm
When someone bumps into me, I say, "umm, that's som other kid"...
FOR THE ALGORITHM!
Would amaretto, malibu rum and chocolate liqueur taste like an almond joy?
Mad scientist here