Hecho Tequila Soda Review: Tequila In A Can (For Maximum Portability)

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  • Опубліковано 3 тра 2021
  • We've all made fools of ourselves after drinking too much tequila. But with these cans, you're moderated! In theory.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 269

  • @alexandermichaud957
    @alexandermichaud957 3 роки тому +424

    Behind the thin guise of a bourgeois sommelier, PV3 is a wild animal looking for an excuse to tear shit up. Truly the internet's modern Dr. Jekyll.

    • @ttfu7886
      @ttfu7886 3 роки тому +5

      We all have that animal in us just waiting for some tequila to unleash it.

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 3 роки тому +10

      Except this time Hyde is in control most of the time as Jekyll only comes out infront of the camera.

  • @jasonmiller7055
    @jasonmiller7055 3 роки тому +244

    "Being only 5%.... You cowards." A quote I strives to live by

  • @Croatilillious
    @Croatilillious 3 роки тому +258

    Man this mixes the fun of drinking and driving and the fun of tequila so perfectly well... oh yeah also review Crystal Skull Vodka.

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 3 роки тому +7

      its the only thing dan akroyd has produced in yeaaars

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 роки тому +3

      @@tgd02 did you see how Nutz was on Joe Rogan. Dude had definitely lost it.

    • @122amaya
      @122amaya 2 роки тому

      No way , that's too expensive

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 3 роки тому +58

    When he said he had the urge to rip off his shirt and dance with the house brooms, I got flashbacks of the King Cake vodka. Sadly, it did not happen and I was sad.

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 роки тому +165

    The only bad joke is how terrible The Tequila Sisters treated you, Dance King

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 3 роки тому +177

    Do the Realtors ever notice the empty cans and bottles when they show these houses? Also I would appreciate an episode of “for my rating” where you're already drunk.

    • @willkels9196
      @willkels9196 3 роки тому +28

      I imagine a Realtor showing up for a early morning showing with clients only to find PV3 passed out in the living room on a inflatable Wal-Mart matress surrounded by empty cans of tequila soda and malort.

    • @blizzardthesamoyed491
      @blizzardthesamoyed491 3 роки тому +9

      Yes! Drunk reviews by PV3 I would totally watch that!!!

    • @IzzysIssues
      @IzzysIssues 3 роки тому +1

      All of these comments are 1000% yes

  • @KeenanRoz
    @KeenanRoz 3 роки тому +13

    I’d love to see reviews of Sailor Jerry’s rum and Kamchatka “vodka” - the respective high and low of my college drinking career

  • @Abm77678
    @Abm77678 3 роки тому +34

    I really want to hear PVIII mispronounce words in other languages more often

  • @cougarfan1341
    @cougarfan1341 3 роки тому +51

    This one looks like an IKEA kitchen. Our boy lost access to his brother's investment properties, and has been reduced to breaking into stores after hours... Share these videos people, we need to get him a studio space. Or, at least a studio apartment. 🥴

  • @cam96934
    @cam96934 3 роки тому +55

    “You cowards...” 😂😂😂

  • @JediMaterShark
    @JediMaterShark 3 роки тому +9

    Friendly heads up, the UA-cam algorithm has begun to smile upon you. Your Everclear video popped up in my recommends and I've been watching all your videos. Instant subscribe! Love your channel and hopefully it continues to get promoted!

  • @NuclearTopSpot
    @NuclearTopSpot 3 роки тому +56

    3/10 you have to snort a fat line of salt and squeeze limes into your eyes for that authentic tequila experience

    • @laurusschluep7464
      @laurusschluep7464 3 роки тому +3

      PV3 really starting to slack off. From here on it's a slippery slope from 5 o'clock shade directly to OnlyFans

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 3 роки тому +12

    The 4 dislikes are from chadwick, chadwicks wife, abby, and some rando who im bout to fight if they dont take it back

  • @memoryisamonster
    @memoryisamonster 3 роки тому +1

    Prescottttt!!! I've never consumed a drop of alcohol in my life but I still love watching your reviews. I never thought someone reviewing alcohol would give me so much joy. I think I have a crush on ya😭😍. Anyway, you deserve soo much better than Abby 😂 and please do a Q&A someday.

  • @brocklewis7624
    @brocklewis7624 3 роки тому +4

    Oh my god the PAC plot (PV3-Abby-Chadwick) has thickened like never before 10/10

  • @comatose99
    @comatose99 3 роки тому +2

    No joke, you've got me hooked enough that I'd even watch you review different types of grass (for lawns, but the other kind works too and could be interesting)

  • @JAM-zp6wq
    @JAM-zp6wq 3 роки тому +11

    Give us the next for my rating ep dood, I wanna see you rate spaghetti-o's, Ozark, and old people that want to have conversations in the grocery store

  • @stephanies9689
    @stephanies9689 3 роки тому +1

    I'll watch whatever you put out, dude. You did great with the random review where you touched on marriage and crocs

  • @DG-mk7kd
    @DG-mk7kd 3 роки тому +40

    How about some fine wine reviews from before PV3 lost his job and his life started spiraling.
    Open up the archive.

  • @bradjones3741
    @bradjones3741 3 роки тому +18

    I was wondering why we didn't get any juicy tidbits about the ex last video, and now I see why. Saving it for her favorite drink, it seems.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +6

    The more lore comes out the more I feel like Abby left PV3 for Phoebe...

  • @undeaddreadlord1
    @undeaddreadlord1 3 роки тому

    One of the best yet!! Anytime, the burning (or self depreciating) of the ex is so good! "Rhymes with" i already knew where we were going

  • @VvVSimonVvV
    @VvVSimonVvV 3 роки тому +10

    The figurine on the counter lost its knife from the last video and is now on the run. Might be the last time we hear from Abby.

  • @cypherfunc
    @cypherfunc 3 роки тому +18

    I love how sometimes we get a whole video that's entirely focused on the drink review, and then sometimes PV3 hits us with 5:40.

  • @Ghandacity
    @Ghandacity 3 роки тому +2

    Did our boy earn his silver play button? He DID

  • @GOLFIN0530
    @GOLFIN0530 3 роки тому +1

    PV3 keeping it classy by staying in the same house for more than 1 video! Kudos to you, PV3!!

  • @longreach207
    @longreach207 3 роки тому +4

    PVMIII himself is rich, full of complex notes of pain and past suffering which lingers...a lot like the negative affects of tequila. Love you man. Just wanna know one thing: whose house is this one? LoL 👍🥳👏

  • @fckSashka
    @fckSashka 3 роки тому +1

    Congratulations on 100k subs! 🍾🥂

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 3 роки тому +2

    You're almost to 100K! Keep it up PV3!

  • @zacharybowen1624
    @zacharybowen1624 3 роки тому

    Keep up your great work man this is honestly so god damn funny I love the little side story’s it gives me a good chuckle

  • @vinci1984
    @vinci1984 3 роки тому +4

    I world like to know more that backstory of PV3 and the tequila sisters, quite intriguing

  • @BecomingAMan
    @BecomingAMan 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k!

  • @VtuberTimestamper
    @VtuberTimestamper 3 роки тому +19

    Hecho Tequila Soda: Let's see how many bad decisions you can make before you end up blackout drunk at O'reilly's!.....Again.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 роки тому +2

      Only to find out it was an auto parts store all along

  • @teajayyyy
    @teajayyyy 3 роки тому

    Congrats on the 100k

  • @brycepatties
    @brycepatties 3 роки тому +1

    Do the "On the Rocks" bottled cocktails!

  • @longreach207
    @longreach207 3 роки тому +3

    P.S. No video is complete without saying the magic S word, you know, when you say you're sommelier(ing) from home. Your audience expects this qualifier at the outset of each video. 🤠

  • @gregdubya1993
    @gregdubya1993 3 роки тому +16

    Here early for PV3 greatness!

  • @____________838
    @____________838 3 роки тому +5

    Holy duck you guys are fast.
    And here I am, 3 minutes in.

  • @lordhinton3394
    @lordhinton3394 3 роки тому +2

    Today is my birthday 🎉🎉🎉. Please review"Cayman Jack Margarita". I'm drinking this because I pretty much can't drink straight alcohol. It's 10:17 in the Am and these things have me feeling like sombrero and a pinata and All I can hear is Santana's Oye Como Va. Happy birthday to me🤪🥴🤮

  • @lersinclair5546
    @lersinclair5546 3 роки тому

    Yes PV3 I would love to watch a 20-minute show of you rating things, any day!

  • @lucaslothbrook5388
    @lucaslothbrook5388 3 роки тому +1

    Please do a 20min show. Just binged all your vids. I give them a 97! Healthy dose of sarcasm and real life advice, for the glass half full kinda person, alone and pouring a full glass. For themselves because they're alone. I'm alone...

  • @Robb403
    @Robb403 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder why the extreme drinking channels haven't found this wonderful product.

  • @Big_money_benji
    @Big_money_benji 3 роки тому

    You really went hard on the stand up comedy part of your show and I’m thankful

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 роки тому +22

    This show is getting more and more desperate. It feels like the happy first act to a Lovecraftian descent into madness, and I'm quite excited to witness Cthulu's grand reveal.

    • @williamberry4597
      @williamberry4597 3 роки тому +5

      Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

  • @amazingjoe555
    @amazingjoe555 3 роки тому

    hey man I would love to see an admiral nelson spiced rum review. it would be fantastic!

  • @SatanicDemiGod
    @SatanicDemiGod 3 роки тому

    Great character, funny content

  • @ChanmailleMan
    @ChanmailleMan 3 роки тому

    100% on board for a 20 minute show of you rating random shit. Bring it.

  • @eric.hannah
    @eric.hannah 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on hitting 100K subs. On that news, Abby might be trying to slide back into your DMs.

  • @cameronriffle2626
    @cameronriffle2626 3 роки тому

    That 7:00 on the oven clock back there. Something tells me this wasn’t an evening shoot though...

  • @nautifella
    @nautifella 3 роки тому

    The _Best Man's Speech_ is no place for truth.

  • @clintow
    @clintow 3 роки тому +2

    PV3's pronunciation as *"H-O"* is really troubling/amusing me

  • @Denden55555
    @Denden55555 3 роки тому

    You should review The Kraken Black Spiced Rum. I like it myself and am curious as to what you would think of it.

  • @aprilsworld9562
    @aprilsworld9562 3 роки тому

    U are HILARIOUS!! 😂😂

  • @Redn87
    @Redn87 3 роки тому

    Right On!!! Thanks for the Tequila soda review. You are close to the SAUZA TEQUILA. One day you will get there.

  • @fire_fux
    @fire_fux 3 роки тому

    Would love to see you try Ardbeg scotch whisky

  • @BeamerTime354
    @BeamerTime354 3 роки тому +2

    Yep, when my sister tried to out drink me with 2 750ml bottles of patron. Needless to say she doesn’t drink it to this day and still prays to the porcelain god 🤣

  • @jakeconnelly2441
    @jakeconnelly2441 3 роки тому

    I came for the humor, but I stay for the PVM3 lore.

  • @TheHighestWumpus
    @TheHighestWumpus 3 роки тому

    I've recently been made aware of pickle whiskey and would love to know what you think of it

  • @Jaydeyay
    @Jaydeyay 3 роки тому

    Can you review that microwave? Did it come with the house, or did you have to put it in? What happens if it breaks? Is it annoying bending down that far? I have so many questions.

  • @kathyerickson9402
    @kathyerickson9402 3 роки тому

    Hecho...bringing back those tequila memories...😩

  • @vladamirkalashnikov3704
    @vladamirkalashnikov3704 3 роки тому

    I don't even care about the reviews anymore.....
    I'm here for the LORE.

  • @callum7617
    @callum7617 3 роки тому +1

    I fucking love you man, keep up the great reviews! You should review "diesel" (the drink not the fuel... Or both?) And "double brown" from NZ if you can get your hands on them. A couple of the finest quality beverages we have... Ha

  • @balmorababe
    @balmorababe 3 роки тому +1

    Please do crystal skull vodka, I can only imagine the review

  • @syme9925
    @syme9925 3 роки тому

    Try Choco Vine. Finest blend of red wine and Dutch chocolate.

  • @alexandermiller2975
    @alexandermiller2975 3 роки тому +1

    I got a tequila headache just from PVIII giving the smelling notes

  • @brians4810
    @brians4810 3 роки тому

    You should try Fairy Necture. The can is awesome and it's a decent drink

  • @K26650
    @K26650 3 роки тому

    You should try some lindisfarne mead if you can get your hands on it

  • @tsferguson4032
    @tsferguson4032 3 роки тому +2

    Wooh Craschott Vandicoot you take me back to cabo '06. I drank so much damned tequila I broke into the zoo and ran for city council. Got a zebra and second place and one the travel ban is lifted I'm going back for my rematch JUAN SALTILLO

  • @ryanschmidt2284
    @ryanschmidt2284 3 роки тому

    You should try Viking Blod Mead

  • @robertmorrow3511
    @robertmorrow3511 3 роки тому

    do one of those crown royal colas

  • @dacobjale754
    @dacobjale754 3 роки тому

    You should do a cheap beer tournament style showdown

  • @T1NBANE
    @T1NBANE 3 роки тому

    I came for the review, but stayed for the lore.

  • @SiSi-rf8hj
    @SiSi-rf8hj 3 роки тому

    Can you try some Buckfast, if you can get your hands on some? Its even wine, I swear!

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster 3 роки тому

    can you review wild turkey 101?

  • @joesharkey8080
    @joesharkey8080 3 роки тому

    do a review on beat box drinks

  • @Akguitarski
    @Akguitarski 3 роки тому

    PV3, please review Hammer & Sickle vodka!

  • @DirtbagDIY
    @DirtbagDIY 3 роки тому +1

    I'm just waiting on the Henny video

  • @notsure7011
    @notsure7011 3 роки тому

    PV3, please review Stella Rosa Black.

  • @michaelkinsella1807
    @michaelkinsella1807 3 роки тому +1

    I see day drinking in my future. Not this, but something.

  • @MichaelMunro
    @MichaelMunro 3 роки тому

    Please please please review Armand de Brignac Ace of Spades Brut Gold

  • @reverendlegspastapalace4074
    @reverendlegspastapalace4074 3 роки тому

    We need you to Review Kentucky Gentleman

  • @chrissirhc7337
    @chrissirhc7337 3 роки тому +1

    sans salt , as hes already sufficiently fortified with potassium ......a brilliant nutritionist as well as having an impeccable palate , apparently .

  • @BoozeandChill
    @BoozeandChill 3 роки тому

    Right on the nose with frisky house wifes joke😉👍😄

  • @Mark-zu6oz
    @Mark-zu6oz 3 роки тому +1

    Is that running man figure on the counter top symbolic of PV3's life, running from one residence to another?

  • @thechemicalspdx
    @thechemicalspdx 3 роки тому

    Sodium goddamnit, sodium 🧂. We talked about this.

  • @ykk5644
    @ykk5644 3 роки тому

    You should review Hamms

  • @ridethewavelet8987
    @ridethewavelet8987 3 роки тому

    PV3... what do you think salt is? 2:10

  • @a.kasper8596
    @a.kasper8596 3 роки тому

    Albino Mr. MESEEKS running away from this drink in the background

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 3 роки тому

    Tequila in a can! Brilliant! It'll fit in the cup holder in my car!

  • @traviscallen
    @traviscallen 3 роки тому

    PV3 - I will watch whatever you post my liege

  • @paranoid_manatee
    @paranoid_manatee 3 роки тому

    I would watch whatever the hell you put up on this channel.

  • @saifmanman
    @saifmanman 3 роки тому

    Review Cacti! The lime tastes like cinnamon it's so weird

  • @mikealvarenga3721
    @mikealvarenga3721 3 роки тому +2

    This'll bring out the beast within PV3 that will show Abby what she let go. Who knows? PV3 might find himself a 65 year old codger that gave up smoking 5 min ago to ride into the sunset with

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc 3 роки тому +1

    I'd like to see you review sad frozen meals for one.

    • @undeaddreadlord1
      @undeaddreadlord1 3 роки тому

      Omg actually. But while smashed on cheap, lonely, booze

  • @dylancarson4538
    @dylancarson4538 3 роки тому

    CLASSIC PV3

  • @mellowcornpapi2305
    @mellowcornpapi2305 3 роки тому

    Mellow Corn is next right?

  • @CorndogBrownie
    @CorndogBrownie 3 роки тому

    The LORE Dump episode

  • @birdricker2074
    @birdricker2074 3 роки тому

    please do kahlua!!!

  • @scottbenton1822
    @scottbenton1822 3 роки тому +1

    Please do a crossover with Ordinary Sausage

  • @Lavonneification
    @Lavonneification 3 роки тому

    Review Thick-it Water!!