I drank 5 of those while I was standing outside with my homies. When I got back in the house and sat on the couch. Felt like a tsunami hit me on the head. I literally felt like I was drowning. That's the closest to death I have ever been.
Yo any advertisers out there. Even when he has negative reviews of a drink it makes me want to go out and buy it. As a joke but a sale is a sale right?
Congratulations PV3! You are the first person, EVER, to string the words "dogs-breath" "Twizzler" and "butthole" together. You may redeem your prize at any local gas station/convenience store in the form of more "FourLOKO".
The four in four loko comes from the four other psychotropic ingredients in the original recipe back when it was actually just an alcoholic energy drink… Caffine Guarana Taurine Wormwood Have managed to make a pretty honorable tribute mixing absinthe and energy drinks
Could not help but notice it was the Only other thing on the counter, and did not have the same handle as the knives in the knife block, which means he brought it with him, and it's just for emergencies, like if the homeowner returns...
"I understand the process of using your mouth and swallowing, I'm just saying, how would they physically do that?" I don't know. Maybe ask Phoebe. Or Abby.
I have a vintage can of Joose circa 2010 back when they had caffeine in them. I bought it right before they pulled Four Loko, Joose and Sparx all off the market while they removed caffeine. Somehow this can got pushed to the back of my fridge. It even made the move to my new house with me. It's been refrigerated for the last 11 years so it should be safe to drink right? Maybe PV3 is up for it. I should send it to him.
Next Level, truly next level....(mutters..."yaayy"...through clenched teeth). Bing searches... and he said butthole....and musky demon. Word craftsmanship. Savage!
I was always told (though it's probably an urban legend) it was because the originals contained 4 legal "drinks" worth of alcohol and 4 cups of coffee's worth of caffeine.
Yeah they banned it or made them change it, because it had caffeine. 4 lokos just get you absolutely wasted in a weird way. If you drink like 3 of them, which is very sad, but I have done, you'll get black out drunk every time.
12% in Texas would have to be sold in liquor store!! But hey my man WHY do you do this to yourself??? Thank you for doing it though!! I worked as a Wine Steward in Austin and San Antonio years ago so I can understand from your point if view and that makes it even funnier!!
Prescott is so courteous, he could have made a Phoebe joke during the sleep paralysis demon bit but didn't; he coulda made another Phoebe joke during the "no gag reflex" bit but didn't either.
That big-boy can looks enormous in your rat-fingers, PV3! 🤣 The monologue and facial animation has improved so much since you started this cult of personality, man. I’m ranking this review up there with Malort. Can’t wait to see what our new character “Troy” gets up to, as he drinks his Pruno in his prison cell! Wait… there’s an absolutely awful review idea… Pruno… 🤔
I went into a bodega in Peekskill one night and was perusing the 40oz bottles when this guy wandered over with gusto and said "Know what kinda night it is?!? It's a Four Loko night!" and proceeded to demand from me my favourite Four Loko flavours.
I was also at a gas station in Buffalo where I directed a respectable young woman to the Four Loko as she was looking for MD-2020 at a place that could only sell beer.
See if Troy can Shawshank you out some of his prison wine, do a tasting video for that. I'm sure it'll be the highlight of his half-hour computer time for good behaviour!
Ugh… you’re okay, right PV3? Looking at you… and that knife you have on the edge of the counter… while a LOT of talk about legal trouble is going on… you’re okay, right? Remember, we’re all in this together, and we’re pulling for you!
This channel is a perfect example of a very underrated channel that’s also a gem for the person who has stumbled across it. Also why do you spit the alcohol out sir?
PVIII - do you have a PO box? I have some stuff you should review. Alcohol of course. I also am worried about your nutrition. I'm sure I have some cans of pork n' beans to spare.
Four Loko sour apple is pretty good. But I prefer it on the rocks. Just pour it over a glass of ice. The little bit of water from the ice melting mellows it out just enough to make it delicious. Like a melted Jolly Rancher.
I was hoping he'd drink more like he did in the other review. If the watermelon made him happy, the gold made him angry, what about the black cherry! I even went out to buy one to drink with him (a black cherry one as well)
Four cause a can is the equivalent of about 4 1/2 drinks so they rounded down. Also, its a chugger drink. I personally would grab a 2 liter of talking rain seltzer black cherry and add vodka.
Four Loko Hard Seltzer sounds like the kind of drink really upper-middle class Kyles would take once they feel that they've gotten "too old" (read: about 40-ish) for Monster energy.
At times I don't know if Unemployedwineguy is an actual sommelier or a guy that found a comedy niche pretending to be one... But then I see him really try to delay having to take a sip of something like this and I'm convinced he's an actual sommelier.
The only seltzer I can stomach, and actually recommend to people because it's so good, is Bang Mixx. They taste exactly like the sugarfree energy drinks but 5% alcohol instead of energy
I would pair a Four Loko with a quarter pound hot dog from 7-11, the song Roller Mobster by Carpenter Brut, and a badly stubbed toe when you misjudge the height of a curb.
Why "Four", you ask? Most US mass-market beers (Bud, Miller, etc.) are sold in 12 oz bottles, or cans, and have an ABV of 5-6%. Four Loko is sold in 24 oz. cans, with an ABV of 12%. Therefore, one can of Four Loko, contains the equivalent alcohol of FOUR REGULAR BEERS.
The hint of black cherry is like la croix. It tastes like the person next to you is imagining fruit.
Hint of Hint of Lime.
And they've never actually tasted the fruit they are imagining.
Homeopathic fruit
I have never been able to explain my thoughts on black cherry seltzers before but you are spot on
@AUTISMO but la croix is dogshit with plastic in it....
"Dog's breath, Twizzler, butthole" sounds like a Re-Captcha gone amuck...
IKR!!😂🤣
Inspiration can come from anywhere.
That's 3 of the 4 Lokos.
Sounds like a punk band from the 90s
Those are also unfortunate nicknames for your ex-wife to give you on social media.
“That’s gonna do some work for you” is my motto when looking at alcohol percentages.
i view it as how close i can get to a san diego street corner and a public indecency charge
Hmm 🤔 four loko seltzer lmao 💀 just buy a normal can fuck that B's
Four Loko: self respect be damned.
Oh, you know it! 😂🤣
What's your pfp from Chester?
That should be their motto
PV3 dropping deep lore factoids about mammalian anatomy and succubi. We appreciate your sacrifice, Cultured King 💪🤴👍
For those who want a public intox charge without going through a bunch of extra steps
I drank 5 of those while I was standing outside with my homies. When I got back in the house and sat on the couch. Felt like a tsunami hit me on the head. I literally felt like I was drowning. That's the closest to death I have ever been.
😳What the fuck man??
@@ldobbs2384 yeah it’s a horrible feeling. And because I was drunk and out of my mind , I popped some wake pills and woke up after 12 hours🤣
That was a heroic amount of 4 Loko glad you're okay friend. Please avoid doing that again
Yo any advertisers out there. Even when he has negative reviews of a drink it makes me want to go out and buy it. As a joke but a sale is a sale right?
A delightfully refined review, a strong aroma of sarcasm, with subtle hints of humor. Might be the best review yet.
Congratulations PV3! You are the first person, EVER, to string the words "dogs-breath" "Twizzler" and "butthole" together. You may redeem your prize at any local gas station/convenience store in the form of more "FourLOKO".
This man is the definition of a class act
the musky odor of the Demon that lays on you in your sleep paralysis - there's a Phoebe joke in there... dude, our boy has some darkness in himself xD
Succubus.
“I feel like someone who just took their first step into committing a crime”
The four in four loko comes from the four other psychotropic ingredients in the original recipe back when it was actually just an alcoholic energy drink…
Caffine
Guarana
Taurine
Wormwood
Have managed to make a pretty honorable tribute mixing absinthe and energy drinks
I never realized it had wormwood in it. No wonder the high from it was so gnarly.
Ah the glory days... not like the darkness we are stuck with.
@@XneverstopfightingX Four Loko was the one true light. Now we are forsaken.
It’s right on Wikipedia: the “four” in “Four Loko” is the number of standard drinks in the original can.
@@jphanson axe!
6:51 "It's like you're a fugitive, from flavor." 😂😂😂😂
Wow, the lore drop this week was a treat! This is just the cherry on the depressing frosted, divorce baked, and Phoebe twisted cake
The face PV3 makes when he takes that first sniff screams “At least it isn’t Malort’s.”
anything is better than malorts
Only a king would endure such suffering for his people
Have I already seen this or has my day just gotten better?
Doesn't matter, had PVIII
@PV3 really enjoy when you show the purchase process on the fast food videos. Could you do one for your next tall boy purchase at the local Bodega?
Bowlers??? You know you bowl PV3... Who you trying to fool. Not us fella.
Love you so much. I'm in kiddo. You rock!!💜☮️🖖🏻
Love seeing PV3 back on the high-quality beverage kick!
I think Spittoon actually enjoys the flavor. And what's up with the knife getting a co-star role?
Could not help but notice it was the Only other thing on the counter, and did not have the same handle as the knives in the knife block, which means he brought it with him, and it's just for emergencies, like if the homeowner returns...
You’re always making me laugh! Keep up the good work.
Your videos never fail to make me laugh! Never stop making these! Oh and do TWISTED TEA
Another pure gold review from our man PVIII.
PV3 you are doing the Lord’s work … warning us about Abby, Phoebe, Chadwick, your father, and now Four Loko!
"I understand the process of using your mouth and swallowing, I'm just saying, how would they physically do that?"
I don't know. Maybe ask Phoebe. Or Abby.
I have a vintage can of Joose circa 2010 back when they had caffeine in them. I bought it right before they pulled Four Loko, Joose and Sparx all off the market while they removed caffeine. Somehow this can got pushed to the back of my fridge. It even made the move to my new house with me. It's been refrigerated for the last 11 years so it should be safe to drink right? Maybe PV3 is up for it. I should send it to him.
Next Level, truly next level....(mutters..."yaayy"...through clenched teeth). Bing searches... and he said butthole....and musky demon. Word craftsmanship. Savage!
I worried about what he has planned for that lone knife he has sitting on that counter.
I think you know the answer deep inside
I hope Abby knows
It’s his exit strategy
I really enjoyed this exquisite and extensive review.
First of all, the sound coming out of him at 0:07 almost took me out 🤣...
This can is only Four Loco people
This is canned unhappiness, so I am in full agreement
That shirt, PV3, is on damn point!
I was always told (though it's probably an urban legend) it was because the originals contained 4 legal "drinks" worth of alcohol and 4 cups of coffee's worth of caffeine.
Aaahh...yes... The 4 drinks in one kinda crazy... I know it well.😂✌🏻
Yeah they banned it or made them change it, because it had caffeine. 4 lokos just get you absolutely wasted in a weird way. If you drink like 3 of them, which is very sad, but I have done, you'll get black out drunk every time.
I like it when PV3 pours the beverage into a glass so he can judge the color and clarity. I wish he’d do it for all of the reviews.
This might be the best one yet
"Buy one just to smell it" nah, ill just go get my dog
Good video Prescott and Nice shirt
You're secretly sponsored by Four Loko. I feel challenged to try it. Great energy in this one.
Hola P3 which do you prefer to get in a dark cheap dive bar ? Cervaza or cabasa ?
12% in Texas would have to be sold in liquor store!!
But hey my man WHY do you do this to yourself???
Thank you for doing it though!!
I worked as a Wine Steward in Austin and San Antonio years ago so I can understand from your point if view and that makes it even funnier!!
I live near Dallas and I saw four loco gold at my local 7/11, that’s 14%.
Hey PV3, I watched an entire ad about cleaning ears just for you.
We’ve come a long way. Back in my day we still did a shot of J D and a Budweiser. It was super exotic when Zima appeared.
Prescott is so courteous, he could have made a Phoebe joke during the sleep paralysis demon bit but didn't; he coulda made another Phoebe joke during the "no gag reflex" bit but didn't either.
That big-boy can looks enormous in your rat-fingers, PV3! 🤣 The monologue and facial animation has improved so much since you started this cult of personality, man. I’m ranking this review up there with Malort. Can’t wait to see what our new character “Troy” gets up to, as he drinks his Pruno in his prison cell!
Wait… there’s an absolutely awful review idea… Pruno… 🤔
Goddamn, I swear I could see your soul leave your body when you took that first swig there, Pres-boy!
I really enjoy watching this man drink
Best shtick yet!!! Love the expanded PV3 Universe.
Dude!!!! This one is soooooo goood!!!!
"I think I'm peeing myself"
Too funny😂
Such great content.
The face after cracking the can was priceless
"I think I'm peeing myself.
Let's take another sip. "
Yogurt flavored soju. Give yourself a pleasant surprise. You earned it.
I still cannot believe you have not reviewed the 13 Crimes Snoop Dogg wine, it is literally right up your alley!
I went into a bodega in Peekskill one night and was perusing the 40oz bottles when this guy wandered over with gusto and said "Know what kinda night it is?!? It's a Four Loko night!" and proceeded to demand from me my favourite Four Loko flavours.
I was also at a gas station in Buffalo where I directed a respectable young woman to the Four Loko as she was looking for MD-2020 at a place that could only sell beer.
PV3 had some real zingers on this review! Keep this up and you won't be unemployed for much longer
Yoooo dude you HAVE to do Wild Irish Rose red, it's another old one
Hey! You should review Heady Topper! I got a 4 pack can and it is the best beer in the world!
You should review Southern Comfort
Omg, this is reminding me of Strong Zero from Japan...he needs to get his hands on that somehow!
The famed gaijin killer. I loved it when I lived there, it's impossible to find in the UK sadly.
@@glennash4606 Same in the US..and expensive as fuck to ship too.
Did the wife get back with you after the channel blew up? House is looking... stocked.
This is Chadwick's house. Duh!
"I'm not sure how anyone can swallow this".... as I slowly glance over at my husband who has been known to drink these. 🤣🤣
See if Troy can Shawshank you out some of his prison wine, do a tasting video for that. I'm sure it'll be the highlight of his half-hour computer time for good behaviour!
They go down pretty smooth if you already have a krokidil and scoplamine speedball in ya.
Ugh… you’re okay, right PV3? Looking at you… and that knife you have on the edge of the counter… while a LOT of talk about legal trouble is going on… you’re okay, right?
Remember, we’re all in this together, and we’re pulling for you!
PV3 got some fire today. Going HAMM on the quatro loko
Has any of those brands a hard seltzer without added flavor? Probs tastes like shot lol but I'd wanna try it
next try Blue label!!! you deserve a treat!
At least PV3 still has a friend even if they are in prison
2:29 when prescott goes ↪
you know dis gon be gud
This channel is a perfect example of a very underrated channel that’s also a gem for the person who has stumbled across it. Also why do you spit the alcohol out sir?
it's a thing professional sommeliers do so they don't get smashed if they sample a bunch of wines
@@kristine8107 but he’s only trying one thing so, your comment didn’t help me
PVIII - do you have a PO box? I have some stuff you should review. Alcohol of course. I also am worried about your nutrition. I'm sure I have some cans of pork n' beans to spare.
Four Loko sour apple is pretty good. But I prefer it on the rocks. Just pour it over a glass of ice. The little bit of water from the ice melting mellows it out just enough to make it delicious. Like a melted Jolly Rancher.
"how would anyone drink this"
College
I was hoping he'd drink more like he did in the other review. If the watermelon made him happy, the gold made him angry, what about the black cherry! I even went out to buy one to drink with him (a black cherry one as well)
God, this one its disgusting to be honest, Poor guy
Omg FourL oko bringing back bad memories 😖
Clearly you've never drank 4 loko if you have had memories formed while under its influence
the hint of blacking out..... I'm crying while laughing so hard!
He refered to his own family info as "lore"
now i definitely wanna buy one, at least just to smell it 🤣
Suggestion: Bang Hard Seltzer
We need the Troy juice review PVIII.
The "Break Laws Speedrun any %" enabler.
I loved that stuff in my active alcoholism days!😆
Four cause a can is the equivalent of about 4 1/2 drinks so they rounded down. Also, its a chugger drink. I personally would grab a 2 liter of talking rain seltzer black cherry and add vodka.
Best one ever!
sooo good
Try Underberg Natural Herb Bitters.
Four Loko Hard Seltzer sounds like the kind of drink really upper-middle class Kyles would take once they feel that they've gotten "too old" (read: about 40-ish) for Monster energy.
At times I don't know if Unemployedwineguy is an actual sommelier or a guy that found a comedy niche pretending to be one... But then I see him really try to delay having to take a sip of something like this and I'm convinced he's an actual sommelier.
The only seltzer I can stomach, and actually recommend to people because it's so good, is Bang Mixx. They taste exactly like the sugarfree energy drinks but 5% alcohol instead of energy
I would pair a Four Loko with a quarter pound hot dog from 7-11, the song Roller Mobster by Carpenter Brut, and a badly stubbed toe when you misjudge the height of a curb.
tight tight tight yo
Try vizzy lemonade seltzers, or pbr seltzer
Why "Four", you ask? Most US mass-market beers (Bud, Miller, etc.) are sold in 12 oz bottles, or cans, and have an ABV of 5-6%. Four Loko is sold in 24 oz. cans, with an ABV of 12%. Therefore, one can of Four Loko, contains the equivalent alcohol of FOUR REGULAR BEERS.
pv3, you’re either very brave or very desperate, either way i can tell you who won’t be drinking this: me
Fresh PV3 yes. Can't see this tasting great.
Next review Listerine!