The Daily Show - Minhaj's Muslim Makeover

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • For Muslim women who face discrimination, Hasan Minhaj has some easy tips for concealing their religious identity.
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  • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
    @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 років тому +5748

    so my name is Craig now

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 років тому +40

      Fatima Ezzahra Taki Lol apparently

    • @zoyas.8492
      @zoyas.8492 7 років тому +49

      Fatima Ezzahra Taki I mean, do you want me to call u Fat?

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 років тому +57

      Miss Aquamarine It'd actually be pronounced 'faat'. Not fat. Because it's pronounced "faa-tee-mah"

    • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
      @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 років тому +57

      actually it's Fa - Ti - Ma ,when foreign people call my name they say Fateeeeeeema ,

    • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
      @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 років тому +36

      hhhhhh no thanks in arabic short name for Fatima my friends and family call me 'Tima' or 'Fati' ,

  • @JustWatchingVideo56
    @JustWatchingVideo56 8 років тому +2501

    "198 cans later... the plane is yours" xD

    • @nightsfall3n
      @nightsfall3n 6 років тому +4

      JustWatchingVideo56 😂😂😂😂

    • @karahmarie6558
      @karahmarie6558 5 років тому +3

      This is why i life Hasan Minhaj

    • @cookliet8444
      @cookliet8444 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shuyazalame
    @shuyazalame 8 років тому +2024

    "Jewy but not too jewy" lmaoooo

    • @ankit0yadav0rock
      @ankit0yadav0rock 4 роки тому +45

      So Jew-ish?

    • @spiscold50
      @spiscold50 3 роки тому +1

      @@ankit0yadav0rock 😂

    • @krishcorp
      @krishcorp 2 роки тому

      Worldwide Muslims make fun of Jews on the pretext of many such things.

    • @ErrorXTech
      @ErrorXTech 2 роки тому +1

      @@krishcorp most of the prophets in Islam were jew ethnicity. you are very wong... we are not racist

    • @riadahsankhan4007
      @riadahsankhan4007 4 місяці тому

      😅

  • @fatmaabedi
    @fatmaabedi 8 років тому +2836

    Hi, I'm Craig.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 7 років тому +36

      fatma abedi Hi Craig! Oh my mom's Muslim name is Fatima I should call her Craig.

    • @SidPhoenix2211
      @SidPhoenix2211 7 років тому +21

      fatma abedi Wassup Craig!

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 років тому +15

      fatma abedi salam craig! My name is sofi

    • @matchlessmoviesinfo
      @matchlessmoviesinfo 7 років тому +1

      fatma abedi 😂

    • @maxamedboss6668
      @maxamedboss6668 6 років тому +20

      Fatma Abedi nice to meet you I'm Moe 😂

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 8 років тому +3917

    I read the title as 'Muslim Takeover'. I'm part of the problem.

    • @thekub32
      @thekub32 8 років тому +108

      LMAO dude.

    • @realcharacter1454
      @realcharacter1454 7 років тому +64

      DaaaahWhoosh Congratulations my friend, you have won One Whole Internet, round of applause everyone, round of applause. *applauds*

    • @Butterflywarrior214
      @Butterflywarrior214 7 років тому +74

      DaaaahWhoosh I would totally judge you right now if I didn't do the same thing 😂😂

    • @TheAmrita89
      @TheAmrita89 7 років тому +10

      lol you should get a guest spot at the daily show

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 7 років тому +5

      same, and i'm not even American

  • @mariadedios9081
    @mariadedios9081 8 років тому +3164

    Oh my god I literally spit out my water at the "Halal Things Considered"

    • @FrankHarrison12
      @FrankHarrison12 8 років тому +4

      +Cielo de Dios As did i..

    • @tejjj3
      @tejjj3 7 років тому +50

      I miss Jon sometimes, check out the correspondence dinner. Hasan killed it

    • @musicandwrestling123
      @musicandwrestling123 7 років тому +14

      Tej DIvadkar he did! he was great!

    • @kundansaurabh
      @kundansaurabh 7 років тому +11

      Tej DIvadkar hey Adam, his name is Cody.

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 років тому +1

      Cielo de Dios For some reason it tickles me everytime I hear or see it.

  • @Acts-hw1zs
    @Acts-hw1zs 9 років тому +6145

    Someone please tell me this isn't true? Is America really this racist? That's so sad honestly..

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 9 років тому +349

      +Bobbie Kom I know it is, and I'M WHITE!

    • @Thrrsavea
      @Thrrsavea 9 років тому +71

      +CrYsYs actually, the victim here, wrote more about Muhammad about how good of a man he was. its actually references from her that is still used in the islamic faith.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 9 років тому +23

      +Bobbie Kom I think she blew it out of proportions intentionally, so she could make her blog famous.

    • @Kaitlyn26840
      @Kaitlyn26840 8 років тому +59

      +Bobbie Kom no, people here of the most racist people because it caries more weight. The truth is that America and the majority of Americans are not racist.

    • @Chemeleon44
      @Chemeleon44 8 років тому +66

      I was born elsewhere, have lived in different countries, traveled all around the world and find America the least objectionable place to live a free life. With nearly 350 million people, there are all kinds. We are all guilty of racism, chauvinism, of stereotyping....just read the comments here.

  • @Famoomoo
    @Famoomoo 8 років тому +1943

    oh my God "Fatima your name is now Craig" 7:19

    • @zaks7
      @zaks7 8 років тому +29

      +Fatima Cause fatima can't be shortened to fat. :3

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 років тому +2

      +Ahmed ツ (アーメッド) Could've been Tim.

    • @zaks7
      @zaks7 8 років тому +17

      It's fine, I don't think Craig here really cares.

    • @f.a753
      @f.a753 8 років тому

      toomma

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 років тому

      +Ahmed ツ (アーメッド) Lol nice

  • @Andesu
    @Andesu 8 років тому +773

    This is painfully true unfortunately.

    • @Eman_ob
      @Eman_ob 5 років тому +2

      And you're painfully racist unfortunately ❤️

    • @diriyesugule3215
      @diriyesugule3215 5 років тому

      @@Eman_ob how

    • @crazy4jbiebz
      @crazy4jbiebz 5 років тому +1

      Please tell me you mean that people truly feel like this and that you don’t mean this skit is a reflection of what Muslims are actually like

    • @earth-to-zola3725
      @earth-to-zola3725 4 роки тому

      Its Rufa!dah tf how..?

  • @army-lshowelchickmaknae6406
    @army-lshowelchickmaknae6406 8 років тому +2150

    This was so funny😂😂 I am a Muslim girl and proud of it

    • @hadimataa
      @hadimataa 8 років тому +6

      ...but where's your hijab?

    • @ScienceRules45
      @ScienceRules45 8 років тому +78

      not every Muslim should wear a hijab

    • @ScienceRules45
      @ScienceRules45 8 років тому +33

      not every Muslim girl

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 років тому +58

      Haroon Ansari its a choice

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 років тому +8

      +Haroon Ansari but I do wear a scarf

  • @yaiyasmin
    @yaiyasmin 9 років тому +2337

    I love how Jon Stewart can make these types of events seem as absurd as they actually are

  • @hotsytotsy56
    @hotsytotsy56 8 років тому +1147

    This country is just so embarrassing sometimes. Can't preach that we are the best country in the world when we are still dealing with stuff like this.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 7 років тому +5

      hotsytotsy56 yeh cos fuck denmark amirite?

    • @Happy_Potato0
      @Happy_Potato0 7 років тому +78

      Not the best but the Most Extremist, Racist, and Terrorizing Country always going on Wars invading others homelands and destroying and killing thousands of innocent people! You could say The Most Hated Country in the World tbh!

    • @PoweR-dm3wy
      @PoweR-dm3wy 7 років тому +3

      God bless the USA!!!

    • @adisaputra-fp1rl
      @adisaputra-fp1rl 6 років тому +14

      But your country still the most hated country in the world so basically you still in rank babe..

    • @abadran8174
      @abadran8174 6 років тому +16

      why would you preach, or say, or think you're the best country in the world in the first place? that's what makes people racist BTW.

  • @hanine9777
    @hanine9777 8 років тому +1825

    I'm Muslim, and this is fucking hilarious. Why are people saying this is offensive? They're clearly being sarcastic like chill.

    • @wrya187
      @wrya187 8 років тому +9

      They are saying its offensive because this is a serious topic and he only used to make jokes I know that he's being sarcastic but he had a chance to use this topic or this women struggle in a better way, don't get me wrong i love Jon but in this video I was nothing but disapointed in him.

    • @DesiCat789
      @DesiCat789 8 років тому +110

      When you use humour to talk about how they treat Muslims, it's very effective in showing how ridiculous and illogical it is. We don't always need to be serious to make a point. Hr's doing as great job.

    • @notoyaarthur1990
      @notoyaarthur1990 8 років тому +32

      +Wrya humor is a tool used to depict the ridiculousness of people's biases. when u talk seriously about stuff many times people don't listen. they just see it as u being too uptight and always having an issue or always bringing up race. make it a joke and showing just how stupid the response is u captivate ur audience attention more. it may seem silly to u but humor, sarcasm and satire can sometimes be more effective at showing just how ludicrous behaviors r

    • @nov2263
      @nov2263 8 років тому +40

      He is using it very well. Alot of people wouldn't have watched or laughed if this was taken in a serious manner. If he makes them laugh at the ridiculous points, they may realize that It is indeed ridiculous to think that a scarf makes you scarier or more dangerous. Same with the names etc. etc. Discussing it seriously, a lot of people would've just switched channel or stand their stupid racist grounds...

    • @AmineChM21
      @AmineChM21 8 років тому +2

      of course they are only an idiot wouldn't see that cause he's muslim

  • @mehditoumi5425
    @mehditoumi5425 7 років тому +753

    muslim and proud
    peace to all of you

    • @shanks3280
      @shanks3280 7 років тому +13

      u too my brother or sister

    • @michaelrobertson6618
      @michaelrobertson6618 5 років тому +19

      Denis Gulyakin YOU are a bigoted idiot.

    • @michaelrobertson6618
      @michaelrobertson6618 5 років тому +12

      @@lilym6522 really what's your religion? Your race?

    • @khalidboy1
      @khalidboy1 5 років тому +16

      @@arhamshahid5015 i've read alot of bullshit on the comment section for years , but none have been more distorded , more away from reality than your comment , You've shown that you know literally Nothing when u spoke about death penalties , let alone the Jewish tribe of bani Quoradiah .

    • @ageofemini9798
      @ageofemini9798 5 років тому

      @@denisgulyakin5262 awww thats vute doesnt read a wors of arabic but believes big brother 😚

  • @smechkleparsecks6779
    @smechkleparsecks6779 8 років тому +179

    Hasan did a great job delivering his lines here. Love the facial expressions.

  • @DesertMoon
    @DesertMoon 8 років тому +375

    Please do not be offended. It can be hard to understand American sense of humor but this show is one of the good guys. It is satire, the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. As an American, I support all people's right to religious expression. Freedom of religion is one of America's founding principles.

    • @ASZvideos
      @ASZvideos 8 років тому +13

      who's offended? I've watched this when it aired and it was the best comedy ever!

    • @KeePhengVue
      @KeePhengVue 5 років тому +1

      Aech in some ethnic groups there is no such thing as satire.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 4 роки тому

      freedom of religion...if it's the right one
      see: Hasan's explanation of the hierarchy

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 2 роки тому

      @@KeePhengVue seems like they'll learn something new

    • @jakeleisure8326
      @jakeleisure8326 2 роки тому

      @@ASZvideos Religous zealots

  • @heavaden
    @heavaden 7 років тому +151

    What I love about the Audrey Hepburn comment is that she actually LITERALLY used to wear head scarves all the time.

  • @abdullahal-nahian
    @abdullahal-nahian 8 років тому +2498

    I think it's a sarcasm against racism. Am I right?

    • @nov2263
      @nov2263 8 років тому +103

      Yes, and alot of it.

    • @rsp9238
      @rsp9238 8 років тому +109

      No shit

    • @AdityaMahat
      @AdityaMahat 8 років тому +81

      You still have to think?!?!

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 8 років тому +25

      islam not a race though dumbass

    • @abdullahal-nahian
      @abdullahal-nahian 8 років тому +9

      da copyright policeTM Race of faith

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 7 років тому +3753

    I plan on joining the Army to protect people. Muslims included.

    • @A-Pro100
      @A-Pro100 7 років тому +147

      Thats such a beautiful thing! thanks man!

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 7 років тому +68

      Animepro100 Don't thank me yet, I'm still a civilian.

    • @Su7268
      @Su7268 7 років тому +72

      roadhouse699
      I was crying and feeling an save, until I read your comment. I smiled uncontrollably and strangely felt save. thank you for your kind words, they meant a lot to me ^^

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 7 років тому +103

      Saya You're welcome - that's really nice of you to say. And for the record, there are a lot of people who are already in the military like me. The US Military is almost like a whole separate country from the US - there's much less bigotry because many American soldiers and marines have been around Iraqi and Afghan Muslims enough to know that the majority of them aren't terrorists.
      Sure, there are still all those "Veterans for Trump" guys, but I doubt many of them ever actually saw combat in the Middle East.

    • @A-Pro100
      @A-Pro100 7 років тому +38

      roadhouse699 That is so reassuring. People like you make this world a better place :) thank you! salute .

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 8 років тому +534

    ok who in their right mind will think that a soda can be used as a weapon what the hell.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 7 років тому +59

      Blanca Rosales i mean you never know with these Muslims man, like he said he'll slice you with a dorito

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 7 років тому +13

      Blanca Rosales trumpers

    • @TheGrandy123
      @TheGrandy123 5 років тому +33

      the most dangerous is the sugar inside. Diabet kills more people than muslims in US 🛌!!! Stop soda in the planes if you care about safety !

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 5 років тому

      @Salma savagelife ThatsTheJoke.com :)

    • @malomuse3136
      @malomuse3136 5 років тому

      John wick could

  • @ManAssome
    @ManAssome 9 років тому +1634

    I hate religious extremists but what these ppl did to that poor lady is really fuckin disgusting. Some of u americans really need to get educated and a little more civilized.

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 9 років тому +32

      +Daniell Buddy Many American's watching this video also find the actions of this airline disgusting. I hope you realize not all Americans are this intolerant.

    • @ManAssome
      @ManAssome 9 років тому +40

      Unix One I agree, that is why I said "some of americans".

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 9 років тому +5

      Daniell Buddy You seem to be part of a rare few, many people I've met that are not American say (without having ever been to America) that ALL Americans are idiots.

    • @ManAssome
      @ManAssome 9 років тому +9

      Unix One people love to generalize don't they.

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 9 років тому +6

      Daniell Buddy Indeed.

  • @shay5484
    @shay5484 8 років тому +228

    This man earns my respect every single time and thats coming from a muslim ❤️ seriously this is the only show that gets things right in america

    • @birtsmom
      @birtsmom 5 років тому +4

      I love him. He's brilliant.

    • @vaishalidd
      @vaishalidd 5 років тому +1

      @@birtsmom who doesn't ;-)❤️

  • @taharqakingofkings8832
    @taharqakingofkings8832 8 років тому +791

    Halal things considered omg I can't breathe.

  • @pltsweet
    @pltsweet 8 років тому +367

    I just realized that everything in America is/has a stereotype. Everything.

    • @fatimaali2133
      @fatimaali2133 5 років тому +9

      America itself is VERY stereotypical IN EVERY WAY

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 років тому +4

      Hi Craig

    • @hadidauda6537
      @hadidauda6537 4 роки тому +1

      @Abdul 😂😂😂😂

  • @rinotv-9333
    @rinotv-9333 7 років тому +125

    I was born in america then I went to Cape Verde (west of the coast of Africa) then came back when I was 10 .... I didn't even know wtf racism was n I didn't even care I'm friends with so many Muslims n every time I see something like this I'm like why r we even here 😴

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 років тому +4

      HoldDatLlz z thank you

  • @IIIIKaiserIIII
    @IIIIKaiserIIII 9 років тому +1109

    Jon Stewart leaving the Daily Show is a great great great loss. The Daily Show is the only news show in the US that gets things right.... But the funny this is that it's a satire show and not a journalistic show. And yet they are more trustworthy.

    • @HEYyouGUYYYSSS
      @HEYyouGUYYYSSS 9 років тому +2

      ***** He is retiring; a South African guy is replacing him.

    • @Nehmo
      @Nehmo 9 років тому +1

      ***** Yes, Jon Stewart is leaving the Daily Show. It's not clear exactly when, and at first he didn't provide a reason. Later, he said it was general dissatisfaction with the job, as well as the prospect of covering an uninspiring 2016 presidential race. I suspect that is code for not wanting to support Hillary*- which is contrary to the producer's plans.
      *I'm sure he doesn't like the Republicans either.

    • @biologyprevails
      @biologyprevails 9 років тому +1

      Kaiser Yes, what a tragedy that we'll no longer have segments like these with no fact checking.

    • @someonesomewhere9746
      @someonesomewhere9746 9 років тому

      ***** i guess you don't watch Jon on youtube all the time. Some people have been begging him in the comments section to do a weekly youtube video or something. At least they just don't want him to completely disappear.

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 9 років тому

      Kaiser for the last 10 years or so that's how I've gotten my news I love Jon and what he does :D
      His viewers are actually more informed then the viewers of any of the major media outlets. :D

  • @leilacastle17
    @leilacastle17 8 років тому +113

    "Fatima , your name is now Craig" xD

  • @not_imy
    @not_imy 8 років тому +123

    The Audrey Hepbern bit killed me! Hassan is too funny. haha

  • @salmazanbour8664
    @salmazanbour8664 8 років тому +312

    so now I should change my name from Salma to Sal lol

  • @ishraqwrites3339
    @ishraqwrites3339 4 роки тому +100

    How hasan’s hair bounces back every time he takes the scarf off 😂😂😂😭

    • @schiemak
      @schiemak 4 роки тому +3

      a ton of coconut oil

  • @AffanArdi
    @AffanArdi 9 років тому +171

    so many butthurt, im a muslim and i find this funny :p

    • @thejinn8064
      @thejinn8064 9 років тому +1

      For real, same with e too!

    • @thejinn8064
      @thejinn8064 9 років тому +1

      +The Jinn *me

    • @zinebenglish
      @zinebenglish 8 років тому +13

      +Affan Ardi loool that dude demonstrating hijab thingy really made my day :D

    • @malvolio01
      @malvolio01 8 років тому

      +Affan Ardi I'm afraid you're in the minority then.

    • @tarekf123
      @tarekf123 8 років тому +3

      +Sean L. Nah. I find this funny too. Problem is you have to understand this type of humor. Believe it or not some people may not get the whole point of the skit

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 8 років тому +832

    As a Muslim I find this fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 keep em' coming 👍

  • @fatimakashwani8099
    @fatimakashwani8099 8 років тому +351

    Hi everyone my name is Craig

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 років тому +3

      LOL! So miss "Craig" any names for me? ;)

    • @sarahhegazi4732
      @sarahhegazi4732 8 років тому +10

      +Rafi Hossain I'd go with Raphael :P

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 років тому +1

      Sarah Hegazi LOL! Thank you so much but i don't know which name i can give you. Your name is so common among all the semitic religion/culture ;)

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 років тому +2

      Sarah Hegazi​ How about Sarah Higgs? :D

    • @Saurabh2816
      @Saurabh2816 8 років тому

      +Fatima Kashwani or you could go by 'Fat' lol

  • @Orangesunderthemoon
    @Orangesunderthemoon 8 років тому +350

    I'm Craig now everyone!

    • @sacratul
      @sacratul 6 років тому +7

      Fatima Adam hi craig

    • @abuhamzaalsafadi
      @abuhamzaalsafadi 5 років тому +3

      hello craig i'm everyone

    • @njbrx
      @njbrx 5 років тому +2

      @@abuhamzaalsafadi Craig Everyone, hello. I am

  • @newone7840
    @newone7840 8 років тому +145

    as a muslim , i loved it

    • @ThunderStorm-st7wn
      @ThunderStorm-st7wn 6 років тому

      عاصم سالم عاجبك وش وهم يمصخرونك كمسلم

    • @Eizy_Art
      @Eizy_Art 5 років тому

      no name
      That... Pretty errr dirty mind sarcasm I must say tho

  • @RidaBade1
    @RidaBade1 9 років тому +273

    Hassan is hilarious.. what great satire.. hope people can understand that

  • @1989roonie
    @1989roonie 8 років тому +670

    For all the confused souls who think the head covering is only a Muslim dress code.
    All three of the abrahamic faith are to practice this. It's not only an Islamic dressing. That's a huge misconception. All three of the faith have proof that their women should cover. And they do. There are Christians and Jews who do wear their head pieces. But the Muslims are known for being more firm on their faith.
    Torah (Jewish book)
    Numbers 5:18). From this, the Talmud (Ketuboth 72) concludes that under normal circumstances hair covering is a biblical requirement for women.
    Verse from the bible about wearing the hijab
    1 Corinthians 11:5
    But every wife who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head, since it is the same as if her head were shaven.
    Quran: Chapter 24 verse 30
    ‏ “...and not display their beauty except what is apparent, and they should place their khumur over their bosoms...”
    Khumar - Arabic term for veil that covers the head and comes down to their chest.

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 років тому +20

      +Red Head Fucking religions telling us how to dress.. UGH

    • @markartz5405
      @markartz5405 8 років тому +76

      +Callisto000 religion is spiritual and cultural. Americans have no independent nor unique culture. you just don't understand.

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 років тому +31

      Religion is supposed to be spiritual but just today I came upon an article about women in Iran cutting their hair like men so that they wouldn't have to forcefully wear the hijab and be fined for going outside showing their hair (??!). There is nothing spiritual in that, its disgusting and oppressing.

    • @Chukuman00
      @Chukuman00 8 років тому +80

      +Callisto000 yeah that's evidence that religion isn't being implemented properly and being abused.
      You can't blame Islam for the bad stuff people who claim to be Muslim do

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 років тому +18

      From what I've heard and read, it seems that Islam is the one religion that is being used in the wrong way to manipulate the people. Religion and government should NEVER intermix. One thing has nothing to do with the other, it must be forbidden!! But when they do mix, shit like that happens like the situation in Iran. Let me tell you that its not only about the women having to cover their head while outside, there are news articles that show that women can't even post photos on instagram with their hair being shown! This is what I really hate, shoving down their beliefs down everybody's throat and persecuting the ones who refuse to be oppressed.

  • @MelancholyProducer
    @MelancholyProducer 5 років тому +97

    "Welcome to the United Snakes, Land of the thief, home of the slave. The Grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred and power is God."

  • @meenakshious
    @meenakshious 8 років тому +52

    FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS CLICKING ON A TREVOR NOAH VIDEO I WASN'T READY FOR THE FEELS JON STEWART WHY

  • @amardeepkumar5180
    @amardeepkumar5180 2 роки тому +13

    That scarf Portion is quite relevant in context of current Hijab row in India.

    • @shipraabrol7059
      @shipraabrol7059 2 роки тому

      No but no one's banning hijab in India ,they are just being asked as per constitution of India ki dress code follow kro school ka
      Because the hijab isne their essential practice ,it's a choice
      It's been made a political tool for election!!

    • @M0saab
      @M0saab 2 роки тому +1

      @@shipraabrol7059 sounds like banning it to me

    • @M0saab
      @M0saab 2 роки тому

      @@shipraabrol7059 those are the same excuses the racists use there’s no code or dress guidelines that excuse bigotry

  • @snoregasms
    @snoregasms 9 років тому +120

    I wanna marry Hasan Minhaj.

  • @fawazalmutairy4637
    @fawazalmutairy4637 8 років тому +151

    I'm muslim and I love jon stewart because he is HUMAN. Religion never matters.

    • @Kai-tn4yx
      @Kai-tn4yx 8 років тому +2

      Exactly.

    • @aliansari3060
      @aliansari3060 4 роки тому

      ? Al Wala Wal bara?

    • @eissa.f
      @eissa.f 2 роки тому +1

      Then you’re not muslim

    • @aryamehra3433
      @aryamehra3433 2 роки тому

      What about you? What do you think about innocent Israelis?

    • @user-db7dg9vc9z
      @user-db7dg9vc9z 2 роки тому

      @@aryamehra3433
      How can a person who stole and still stealing someone’s land and home could be innocent?

  • @Skeptic_Awe
    @Skeptic_Awe 8 років тому +233

    This is so ingenious and extremely hilarious.

    • @naanu8159
      @naanu8159 6 років тому

      +Sidonex 5176 Nope, I just had to Google 'Hinduism in Malaysia' and those are the first things that showed up! You are the fastest growing religion because you force your religion onto your children. Children born to Muslim parents don't have a right to chose their own religion, they have to accept Islam or accept death since the Quran states that the penalty for apostasy in Islam is death! Let's not forget Muslims tend to have have children in dozens and with multiple wives. Also, contraceptives, abortion, condoms and inter-religion marriage is considered "haram" and is prohibited in Islam. So it's a no brainer as to why Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. You need to stop boasting about it like it's some kind of an achievement! IT'S NOT!
      And NO, I'm not blaming ISIS, I am blaming all Muslims. In 1971, the Pakistani army strategically and mercilessly raped over 400,00 Hindu women and slaughtered over 4 million Hindu people in Bengal(now Bangladesh). They tried to ethically cleanse them out of existence even though their ancestors were Hindus who were forced to convert to Islam. So tell me, what is it that is inciting hatred in the minds of these people towards their own kind? They're not a different race from Indians, so it's not their DNA. NO, it's Islam that spread hatred, violence and terrorism in their minds! They were following the footsteps of their prophet who during his crusades slaughtered hundreds of thousands of non-believers!
      Hindus have been persecuted in every Muslim country around the world. The only reason Hindus are thriving in countries like Malaysia, UAE, Saudi is because they are an integral part of their economy and have far bigger outreach. So those countries cannot just get away with killing Hindus like other 3rd world Muslim countries. Stop trying to make me look like a bigot and accept the fact that Islam is EVIL!

    • @ryyaansheikh9422
      @ryyaansheikh9422 6 років тому +5

      Sidonex 5176 thank you for defending my religion, not letting it be generalized and demonized.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 років тому +1

      @@jayanths1221 the KKK killed black people and I dont call white people terrorists

    • @jenniraisovna5698
      @jenniraisovna5698 5 років тому +3

      Starting a comment "why are you taking sides of Muslims" and later trying to create the hatred of Hindus toward Muslims is very LOW! Can't believe that's how your parents brought you up! Shame on you and your parents for raising this way in creating more chaos than actually peace!
      Freaking tired of Muslims trying to defend themselves! Fucking mind colonizers, how are you different from ignorant pricks who slaughtered and enslaved many indigenous communities across the globe?
      Trying to generalize all Muslims by firing hate, you blame others of radicalism? Seriously? Wtf?🤨

    • @cataclysmal5315
      @cataclysmal5315 4 роки тому +1

      @@jenniraisovna5698 hey idiot, search Persecution of Hindus and read it.

  • @wooniscloud
    @wooniscloud Рік тому +12

    Who else is back after Hasan guest hosted?

  • @fawadtalib6749
    @fawadtalib6749 2 роки тому +22

    Even after 6 years it's still the same reality and the video is still funny.

  • @GH-xh4zx
    @GH-xh4zx 9 років тому +86

    I find it hilarious that people can watch this and then try to diss Jon and Hasan in the comments. You're failing miserably, and giving more credibility to what they're saying... So thank you, haters for giving me one more thing to laugh at when I watch these videos! I absolutely love this show!

  • @evrena5210
    @evrena5210 8 років тому +72

    "I'm constantly choking John"

  • @johnwerner69
    @johnwerner69 9 років тому +270

    How Can he have a scarf around his head without effing up his hair? I touch my hair a little and its f up

    • @MacMacWA
      @MacMacWA 9 років тому +5

      John Werner Use Pomade instead of Gel. I used to use hair gel (super strong stuff) but as soon as I would touch it, it would all go to hell. Pomade works like a charm

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 9 років тому +3

      Thanks for the tips :D

    • @RayKalm
      @RayKalm 9 років тому +20

      South Asian hair. (Pakistani, Indian, Bengali).

    • @iloveseries123
      @iloveseries123 9 років тому +39

      John Werner lol this video is about muslims being discriminated and i look at the comments, one of the top one is about hair care advice hahaha gotta love youtube

    • @dasalekhya
      @dasalekhya 9 років тому +3

      Ray Kalm
      (_just for the sake of propriety_) -- "Pakistani, Indian, *Bangladeshi"* (i.e. nationalities)
      PS: *Bengali* is a language & ethnic group. Bengali people can be Bangladeshi, India as well as Pakistani.

  • @asalesmaeeli4185
    @asalesmaeeli4185 7 років тому +27

    Muslim and proud 💛

  • @ThePltsweet
    @ThePltsweet 8 років тому +26

    I just couldn't hold it when he got to the hierarchy. Hilarious!

  • @sal8jun
    @sal8jun 9 років тому +525

    I am glad that they pointed how wrong it is in such a funny way. Haha my name is not so common here so it was funny hearing him say it haha.
    P.s If you comment anything discriminating underneath my comment (like everytime I post something on youtube) you will be blocked and your comment will be deleted. I have better stuff to do than discuss with nonsense people.

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 років тому +23

      You might as well be asking people to talk shit with a comment like that :D

    • @sal8jun
      @sal8jun 9 років тому +19

      Diil Avery You don't know how many times I have to read to bullshit (including yours). So yeah I put a little warning ^_^

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 років тому +10

      Mine isn't bullshit. You might as well be putting a target on yourself :D

    • @sal8jun
      @sal8jun 9 років тому +3

      Diil Avery That's allright, like I said I will just delete them ^3^

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 років тому +7

      Fair enough. I don't know what it is you think you're going to get hassled though. You haven't expressed any extreme opinions (other than that you'll block people and delete comments) :D

  • @Lone.Wolf571
    @Lone.Wolf571 8 років тому +495

    I'm glad I don't live in Amerkkkka

    • @sophiacarpenter2998
      @sophiacarpenter2998 8 років тому +47

      AmeriKKKa, you mean?

    • @HKdagreat
      @HKdagreat 8 років тому +9

      Both ya'll need Allah. It's America god darn it!

    • @elizabethathisayamany7674
      @elizabethathisayamany7674 7 років тому +15

      Well, America is way more better for Muslims than Pakistan or Iran or Saudi Arabia for Christian, isn't it?

    • @kamalebrahimi8623
      @kamalebrahimi8623 6 років тому +6

      Elizabeth Athisayamany I'm an Iranian living outside my country and I tell you it's exactly same,
      when you don't have freedom and you have miserable life, then it doesn't matter where you are

    • @andriyselezen9513
      @andriyselezen9513 6 років тому +5

      Ahmed Dualeh we are also glad that you don't live here. Do not ever come here

  • @saramedia1809
    @saramedia1809 8 років тому +28

    I am a muslim and i am from malaysia. I love jon stewart and felt deeply about him leaving the show. Will miss you jon.

  • @sabrojey15
    @sabrojey15 8 років тому +28

    the sarcasm level in this video is way too high

    • @ioanlightoller4934
      @ioanlightoller4934 5 років тому

      This is a huge problem these days. Ten years ago this would have been seen as the satire it is. But in order to satirize the insanity in this country these days, the satire has had to get wilder and crazier.

  • @derfe
    @derfe 8 років тому +16

    When he said "I'm constantly choking, Jon", he reminded me so much of Colbert.

  • @reiskywalker17
    @reiskywalker17 9 років тому +33

    Beautiful sarcasm

  • @DawahBroAustria
    @DawahBroAustria 9 років тому +90

    This is satire at its peak

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 8 років тому +53

    lol "you see a sky mall? we (muslims) see a paper katana"

  • @thajudheen5724
    @thajudheen5724 2 роки тому +24

    In India now we need someone like hasan for us....

  • @guitarlover1297
    @guitarlover1297 8 років тому +393

    Yes I admit it.
    I was here to see Nicki Minaj 's makeover.

    • @erinbatten-hicks7392
      @erinbatten-hicks7392 6 років тому

      Yep, that's what I was here for

    • @rrzaynsst7533
      @rrzaynsst7533 5 років тому +3

      Hassan minhaj is now Nicki Minaj 😂 😂 that's the nicest joke of all times 😂

  • @BombasticLove87
    @BombasticLove87 9 років тому +53

    Great segment!

  • @merhawitjkl
    @merhawitjkl 8 років тому +34

    i dont think ive laughed more from one of his segments than this one ahha

    • @thewalker7064
      @thewalker7064 8 років тому +1

      I watch this daily quite funny

  • @naffoussely6933
    @naffoussely6933 5 років тому +15

    I’m so beyond grateful alhamdoulillah that I live in a Muslim country ❤️

  • @alessandramunoz7557
    @alessandramunoz7557 5 років тому +6

    When he pulled out that scarf, I died laughing 😂😂

  • @maxim_beatbox
    @maxim_beatbox Рік тому +4

    Anyone else back after Hasan's return?

  • @sunnyquan9540
    @sunnyquan9540 3 роки тому +7

    I can’t believe so many people can’t pick up on sarcasm wtf 😂

  • @rizwanhaiderclips
    @rizwanhaiderclips 8 років тому +47

    Oh so that's why He named his channel MO Vlogs. This all make sense now 🙆

  • @mrpk9523
    @mrpk9523 2 роки тому +6

    This vedio now running virally in india 🇮🇳😍👍

  • @yavi_n
    @yavi_n 5 років тому +8

    I was so worried Hasan would spoil his hair but man it just stays perfectly😂 I love this guy and his wit! Been following him and watching all his videos. He's just awesome. ❤

  • @fahadbintaher7
    @fahadbintaher7 7 років тому +71

    My name is md fahad bin taher from today I will changed as Mohammed Fahad bin taher ! I love my prophet Hazarat Mohammad (SM)

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 5 років тому +17

    In recognition of this injustice every Craig needs to call himself Fatima now.

  • @motodxb
    @motodxb 8 років тому +55

    haha,, fun, scary!!! that was so funny. Trevor noah is great but Jon Stewart was AWESOME!!!
    Minhaj, you rock!

  • @aymanriaz7941
    @aymanriaz7941 7 років тому +5

    Hats off to Hassan. How well he has shown the mirror to those who judge others on their appearances 👏👏👏

  • @darartuadem3733
    @darartuadem3733 7 років тому +7

    "i'm constantly choking, Jon." lmao

  • @-themeepqueen3984
    @-themeepqueen3984 7 років тому +13

    every host of this show was amazing and still is

  • @saravthang
    @saravthang 9 років тому +15

    I hate discrimination, but what i hate more is hypocrites. Many religious nuts,(i am not pointing out any religion) start to find discrimination outside their religion when so much inequality and discrimination going on in their own religion ..

    • @AriaIsara
      @AriaIsara 9 років тому

      Well said.

    • @ibnkarim5371
      @ibnkarim5371 9 років тому +4

      Is one Crime justifying the other ? And by the way this is generalizing. Of course there are religious fanatics discriminating people. But not all religious people are like that. Not all of them have the same understanding of their religion.

    • @tripleBworld
      @tripleBworld 9 років тому +14

      Many of these people have come to the US seeking a just and civilized country. Some come for a safe haven. For instance, many or even most Muslims in the US immigrate from arab countries that are a war zone or ruled by a tyrant. They do not want anything to do with those regimes and wars, this is why they travel to the US. So when they escape a tyrant or war, thinking they finally reached a just land and a civilized lifestyle. They have to deal with discrimination because the media is showing americans what the arab tyrants and extremists are doing back home. They get married and have kids, become full american citizens, yet their children will face the same discrimination despite wanting to live a normal life away from their corrupt country. Peace.

  • @alaseremolis3860
    @alaseremolis3860 7 років тому +16

    I think this type of satire should be used all over the world. Laugh in the face of the ignorant until they realize what a joke they are.

  • @Otter-Destruction
    @Otter-Destruction 9 років тому +12

    Hasan Minhaj is hilarious and in fact probably funnier then Trevor

  • @bellahontas510
    @bellahontas510 7 років тому +2

    "Even Eskimos? Really?" I'm laughing my Eskimo ass off XD

  • @abdallahravat5756
    @abdallahravat5756 2 роки тому +2

    Basically a woman is unfortunately only considered non threatening, likeable, pleasing, approachable etc when she openly displays or flaunts her sexuality.... what a sad state of affairs 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @manab.baruah
    @manab.baruah 4 роки тому +10

    Now that's the Muslim that gets unopened can of soda 😂😂

  • @Minali-zh9qe
    @Minali-zh9qe 6 років тому +5

    The sarcasm is just too beautiful

  • @bboyCrazyLegs
    @bboyCrazyLegs 9 років тому +47

    Hasan Minhaj' scarf joke about the 6 inches difference made me laugh out loud! Like I always say: 6 inches can make all the difference in the world, if you know what I mean...

    • @someonesomewhere9746
      @someonesomewhere9746 9 років тому

      Coen Schuring maybe he was referring to the same thing whatever that is.

    • @muhdihsan4748
      @muhdihsan4748 9 років тому

      So that means headscarfs are where people hide their six inches. You don't have to worry about that

  • @sonearmy7349
    @sonearmy7349 7 років тому +13

    Love Hasans style of humour😂😂

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 6 років тому +5

    "Step 1: Change your name."
    *Jonathan Leibowitz breaks out laughing.*

  • @fatimaasad274
    @fatimaasad274 3 роки тому +4

    Hey,Craig here!

  • @ziormintvlogs9456
    @ziormintvlogs9456 4 роки тому +3

    6:25 LOL I have always known Hasan to be very conscious of his hair but this time him fixing his hair is sort of a reflex

  • @habeebsahl3492
    @habeebsahl3492 2 роки тому +3

    hasan minhaj,loved it😅👌🏼

  • @JehanKateli
    @JehanKateli 7 років тому +4

    Fun fact: Hasan Minhaj was the voice actor of the radio host in Far Cry 4 :)

  • @mohammedabubaker810
    @mohammedabubaker810 8 років тому +52

    i thank God i dont live in America.

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 років тому +7

      Mohammed Abubaker As an American Muslim myself. It's not too horrible. I was denied jobs for a long time. I couldn't get one because I wore a hijab. But the good part is that not all Americans have a burning hatred for Muslims. A lot do, but there are people that don't. So that's cool

    • @Sarahnewks
      @Sarahnewks 7 років тому +1

      Kulsum Haq Geez, I'm sorry.

    • @vendettarevo
      @vendettarevo 7 років тому

      why you still live there??

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 років тому +5

      VendettaRev Because my grandparents came here to better the life of their children. They died when my dad was 12. So he worked his butt for me to have an education, and for me to be able to grow up to be whatever I want to be. Just like you, and countless others, we all have a story of how we all ended up in America. Just because I happen to wear a scarf around my head, doesn't make me less American then some blonde chick next door. Hope that answers your question

    • @vendettarevo
      @vendettarevo 7 років тому +3

      Kulsum Haq well I'm not American, I'm a middle eastern living in the middle east, so I didn't end up in the US, but I feel deeply sad for all the people who got discriminated by American just for being different than them, the most of them don't think you're American and they will never do, the countless amount of hate that I see on the internet towards Muslims will make your future worse than ever, that's why I'm asking why you still living there, even those white American who converted to Islam still don't get their rights, Americans wasn't able to give up on slavery until the 60s so what do you think they will do with Muslims? and most of those who act normal in front of you hate you the same way as the people of the internet but they don't show it, I'm not saying getting back to the middle east or your origin country is the best solution, but you don't know what those American will do, I can't even exclude Concentration camps from my mind because they did it before and they're not ashamed of it. no matter what you do you're not American in their eyes. :) have a nice day lady

  • @yeyintmoe4688
    @yeyintmoe4688 9 років тому +10

    To all butt hurt muslims dissing Hasan , yall should know that he was being sarcastic. I'm a muslim btw.

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 5 років тому

      Ye yint Moe literally no one was doing that

  • @naraa8768
    @naraa8768 8 років тому +47

    I no longer like America

    • @allylevin5811
      @allylevin5811 8 років тому +13

      I'm american and I've basically never liked america so we good

    • @rajbappanad3609
      @rajbappanad3609 8 років тому +4

      +Zeeshan Ali Creep

    • @imran101
      @imran101 8 років тому

      XD

  • @rickenman9844
    @rickenman9844 Рік тому +4

    This is how you joke without being offensive. Right-wing "comedians" should definitely take note.

  • @doaaoz6695
    @doaaoz6695 4 роки тому +5

    We he said we crafty tho 😂

  • @firstlast1283
    @firstlast1283 5 років тому +5

    "Im constantly choking, jon"
    -garfield

  • @OkkyHan
    @OkkyHan 9 років тому +4

    LOL the sarcasm level is too damn high on this one

  • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
    @foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 роки тому +3

    The name change joke is ironic since Hasan changed the pronunciation of his name to sound more western while working on this show.

  • @redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887
    @redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887 7 років тому +3

    "i'm constantly choking john"😂😂

  • @cuteness_of_animals
    @cuteness_of_animals 2 роки тому +2

    This man .. 😂😂😂😂😂 lit..always and support from another way to muslims

  • @experiencelife9353
    @experiencelife9353 8 років тому +2

    brilliant Hassan Minhaj. I'm watching it again and again.