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  • @stavby01
    @stavby01 4 роки тому +9343

    7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants: "Morty you gotta turn into a car"

    • @thundaaz5640
      @thundaaz5640 4 роки тому +132

      I know how is that a rant lol

    • @janeaandgraye5758
      @janeaandgraye5758 4 роки тому +110

      I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical

    • @DarthRevan7235
      @DarthRevan7235 4 роки тому +51

      Yo morty turned himself into a car! Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 4 роки тому +8

      What's funny is its seven words, so they could've just trolled us all and only put that clip there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @introvertedwifi4818
      @introvertedwifi4818 4 роки тому +20

      Nevermind here's a taxi, it's fine

  • @menelik6652
    @menelik6652 4 роки тому +6931

    2:15
    The fact both ricks took out the whiteboard means he was 100% certain he wanted to explain it

    • @mr.meeseeks9566
      @mr.meeseeks9566 4 роки тому +327

      It was a long time coming anyways..lol

    • @teddrickrhodes9063
      @teddrickrhodes9063 3 роки тому +391

      Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing

    • @sienna3793
      @sienna3793 3 роки тому +76

      Hes so certain he was dodging his own bullets

    • @laffinggas8068
      @laffinggas8068 3 роки тому +52

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I'm convinced Rick had that whole rant planned out just incase that happened, so he could get the universes on track

    • @ultrachadstinctgoku7579
      @ultrachadstinctgoku7579 3 роки тому +2

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I dont get it. What the fuck?

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 4 роки тому +2240

    The last rant is what got me hooked: Rick explaining how they’re gonna go on adventures while Morty is having a literal spasm

    • @airrun88
      @airrun88 3 роки тому +71

      Forever and a 100 years! A hundred days 🤣

    • @hanaazouri2181
      @hanaazouri2181 2 роки тому +16

      It was beautiful

    • @asfrflagcommunity966
      @asfrflagcommunity966 2 роки тому +2

      spasm sounds like a full body orgasm

    • @katiee2682
      @katiee2682 2 роки тому +5

      That’s my favorite one!

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 2 роки тому +2

      What episode is that from?

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 4 роки тому +9034

    “I can’t even tell you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age I go by amount of pain in my ass”
    Damn I should say that to someone

    • @juliansaiz5714
      @juliansaiz5714 4 роки тому +95

      Captain Virtu your kids

    • @charlesgerber4942
      @charlesgerber4942 4 роки тому +67

      “You’re identical”

    • @ricardo950535
      @ricardo950535 4 роки тому +33

      You will when you have kids. Trust me

    • @elijahbill9148
      @elijahbill9148 4 роки тому +9

      I read that just as it happened on the video... this happens way too often

    • @brixusxviii6955
      @brixusxviii6955 4 роки тому +11

      Captain Virtu “Which makes you both identical.” 😂🤣

  • @bardawulf5827
    @bardawulf5827 7 років тому +615

    "You're both pieces of shit....Yeah....I can prove it mathematically..."
    It's a perfect Zen meditation.

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th 6 років тому +7

      Hang on let me get my whiteboard

  • @dearonbursey1862
    @dearonbursey1862 4 роки тому +1788

    "I barely have a reason to care and I notice"
    - Rick Sanchez

    • @rafaelagustin375
      @rafaelagustin375 4 роки тому

      300

    • @_mike9
      @_mike9 3 роки тому

      even

    • @dickgrayson9483
      @dickgrayson9483 2 роки тому

      Rick has/knows what’s the best

    • @teletalk4816
      @teletalk4816 Рік тому

      can someone help me plz to solve this question....
      I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:-
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in"
      HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U "
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?

    • @N30NCeleste
      @N30NCeleste Місяць тому

      @@teletalk4816 idk

  • @ioc6283
    @ioc6283 4 роки тому +5352

    Basically just Rick saying he's smarter than everyone.

    • @garrettplaysgames4349
      @garrettplaysgames4349 4 роки тому +111

      Not like he's wrong

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 роки тому +112

      That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.

    • @normalgirls1
      @normalgirls1 4 роки тому +30

      ​@@louie9373 I feel like I might get wooshed by replying to this. But somehow I wouldn't put that response pass the rick and morty fanbase.

    • @was4fun
      @was4fun 4 роки тому +1

      rush275 Zero fr de fr h FCC fr

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 роки тому +17

      @@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.

  • @mitchkettles5242
    @mitchkettles5242 4 роки тому +14664

    Fan theory: Slow Rick is a Rick who used the Devil's microscope

    • @AJ-CR
      @AJ-CR 4 роки тому +602

      smart i like that theory i think it could be true :)

    • @shubhamkandpal4775
      @shubhamkandpal4775 4 роки тому +467

      Doofus Rick*

    • @benjaminv02
      @benjaminv02 4 роки тому +650

      Nah because that would mean he was a smart rick before and a smart rick wouldnt have used it

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 4 роки тому +256

      @@shubhamkandpal4775 Tall Morty*

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 4 роки тому +485

      @@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 7 років тому +3125

    100 years. now its 97 years. the countdown continues

  • @jamieheinrichs3242
    @jamieheinrichs3242 7 років тому +3964

    "So as they say in canada
    *PEACE OOT*"
    i love that cuz im canadian

  • @its3wan317
    @its3wan317 5 років тому +1300

    ` Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe , oh wait they just blew up ‘
    *Baker street plays*
    My favourite moment

  • @joestarlineage5838
    @joestarlineage5838 2 роки тому +351

    I think it’s hilarious how Morty has more of a reaction to Rick saying “Retarded” then Rick finding that pure objective evil exists

  • @scruffybasterd2209
    @scruffybasterd2209 7 років тому +659

    They have the best pilot episode of any series, started and finished reassuring me I have a show worth sticking around for.

    • @igorkorzun5988
      @igorkorzun5988 7 років тому +82

      I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end.
      But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 7 років тому +53

      Scruffy Basterd
      The pilot gets more and more clever over time.
      On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation.
      Kind of amazing.

    • @mrs.handyjay6542
      @mrs.handyjay6542 7 років тому +3

      Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 7 років тому

      Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series

  • @thatrandomfreak194
    @thatrandomfreak194 7 років тому +1641

    TURN INTO A CAR MORTY

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 6 років тому +58

      That Random Freak nevermind here's a taxi

    • @richardpatterson4312
      @richardpatterson4312 4 роки тому

      That show didn't seem so insane back in the 80's

    • @MsDanioDanio
      @MsDanioDanio 4 роки тому +4

      “Nevermind, here’s a taxi. Get in.”

    • @-cams.
      @-cams. 4 роки тому +4

      Morty isn't a fucking cat, he can't turn into a car.

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 4 роки тому

      What car would he turn into? I bet it would be a bloody ute.

  • @dkflux4047
    @dkflux4047 5 років тому +196

    "I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain my ass, which makes you bother identical" 😂 he didn't have to cook them like that

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 роки тому +5

      When a grandpa spits fire more than me:

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 5 років тому +192

    3:07-4:17
    “I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”

  • @DrWetness
    @DrWetness 7 років тому +467

    "let me get whiteboard" haha gets me everytime

    • @harrisonv.5906
      @harrisonv.5906 7 років тому

      Ch0plet 69th like

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +2

      "Let me grab my whiteboard." Guess it didnt get you enough lol

  • @boiledheadcrab1678
    @boiledheadcrab1678 7 років тому +1884

    3:05
    "Heads up, rapists."
    "Ooooh, geez, oh man, uueeegghh"
    *Falls on floor convulsing*

  • @TacoStand500
    @TacoStand500 4 роки тому +392

    0:48 so true... So very true. There is a critical moment with syrup absorption.

  • @masongallagher6634
    @masongallagher6634 4 роки тому +222

    You know when he says “I hate to break it to you...” you know it’s going to be good.

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier 7 років тому +613

    "Hey Morty lemme uuuhhhh lemme UUUUHGGGG lemme ask you a question real quick'"

    • @ween69
      @ween69 7 років тому +5

      you look like Hillary

    • @ph.d1803
      @ph.d1803 7 років тому +1

      +ween69 jesus your right xD

    • @ween69
      @ween69 7 років тому +2

      Joey Carella
      I guess it is huh lol

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 7 років тому +2

      Joey Carella wow I thought it was some old white guy with Parkinson's lol

    • @tisroc100
      @tisroc100 7 років тому +31

      the quality of the dialogue is actually unreal

  • @hyusama7469
    @hyusama7469 7 років тому +519

    "W-w-what you want me to show you my math?! I'm sorry... Are you the scientist... Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"

  • @charisse091
    @charisse091 5 років тому +2165

    “Hey morty, let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me ask you a quick question.”
    -Rick sanchez , 2016

  • @pariszohnson
    @pariszohnson 4 роки тому +105

    watching rick's voice transition from 'mowty' to 'morty' has been a blessing

  • @chrisanton2130
    @chrisanton2130 7 років тому +2094

    How bout a Morty rant? "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is gonna die. Come watch TV?"

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 5 років тому +5

      Chris Anton Ball Fondlers?

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 5 років тому +35

      Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF

    • @AnnaKeller
      @AnnaKeller 5 років тому +1

      that quote was also said by rick

    • @vbag42
      @vbag42 5 років тому +18

      get your shit together summer

    • @maxe_mini
      @maxe_mini 5 років тому +3

      That statement and the way Morty said it is just so weird, it seems... unnatural, bad I have no idea why

  • @loveshack8172
    @loveshack8172 7 років тому +652

    My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery."
    Greatest quote ever.

    • @jimlahey6958
      @jimlahey6958 5 років тому +69

      Colin “zeip knew when I got out, I’d either have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn’t be broken.”

    • @chem2430
      @chem2430 5 років тому +43

      That was pure evil right there the way Rick did it

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 5 років тому +15

      You use my universe to power your car?
      Ya, but there's always AAA, you ***ing ****sucker.

    • @sontos539
      @sontos539 4 роки тому +28

      That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 4 роки тому +3

      @@sontos539 who under rates it?

  • @EpicGamer-vc3eg
    @EpicGamer-vc3eg 4 роки тому +532

    Is it just me or is the colour in the first season much more saturated

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 4 роки тому +15

      I think it is

    • @saucyboi8721
      @saucyboi8721 4 роки тому +51

      Rick also isn't completely grey in the first one.

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 3 роки тому +2

      Just you

    • @bruhfruit4715
      @bruhfruit4715 3 роки тому +12

      Beth was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallly pale in the first season

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 роки тому

      It's because of an editing fault even if there was a colour difference between seasons it wouldn't be that baf

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 5 років тому +36

    "Its the hardest working liver in the galaxy!"
    one of the best lines of this show

  • @stinkypeanky96
    @stinkypeanky96 7 років тому +27569

    I hope this show runs as long as family guy

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому +1942

      yeah, but doesn't get lamerevery season...If it does, i really hope it kills itself in some way to prevent that from happening.

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron 7 років тому +808

      it would be good to end around the 5th season

    • @briandeabler9704
      @briandeabler9704 7 років тому +1175

      it should go the futurama route and just have an ending prepared

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +650

      Gabriel Torres It has no reason to end becuase of the multiple universes.

    • @EST20012
      @EST20012 7 років тому +52

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green Yass

  • @NicosMind
    @NicosMind 6 років тому +1946

    “Youre both pieces of shit and i can prove it mathematically. Wait let me grab a whiteboard, this has been a long time coming anyway.”
    Love it :)

    • @pablowoods1848
      @pablowoods1848 4 роки тому +10

      I've see. That episode 20 times amd never noticed the floating cats.

    • @garrettnobles8956
      @garrettnobles8956 4 роки тому +37

      NicosMind what cracks me up is he was very certain that was what he wanted to do. Like in every timeline he would have pulled out that white board.

    • @rravitejamavr6650
      @rravitejamavr6650 4 роки тому +2

      @@pablowoods1848
      What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...

  • @GaB-do9yc
    @GaB-do9yc 5 років тому +18

    “I’m not disparaging the differently abled” A nice way to word it honestly

  • @michaelporter7629
    @michaelporter7629 4 роки тому +56

    “Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.”
    “Me?”
    “No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!”
    “Um... we come in peace.”
    “Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”

    • @strawberry.fraise
      @strawberry.fraise 4 роки тому

      Michael Porter Honesty, that part really killed me. That was so smart and funny !!

  • @Tlactl
    @Tlactl 7 років тому +3363

    0:00 oh my god.. is Rick actually drinking something other than alcohol?

    • @samurai1833
      @samurai1833 7 років тому +197

      Screwdriver

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey 7 років тому +33

      Umm...lemonade or orange juice?

    • @Disconnectmyself
      @Disconnectmyself 7 років тому +380

      Vodka with Orange Juice.

    • @lemon-penguin2330
      @lemon-penguin2330 7 років тому +38

      Disconnectyourself er... isn't Morty drinking that too? Unless Morty took his juice first, then someone put vodka in it for rick

    • @Smokydoggg
      @Smokydoggg 7 років тому +7

      The stuff in his flask isn't alcohol

  • @TheDragonLake
    @TheDragonLake 7 років тому +2848

    Rick is THE anti-hero of this gosh dern century...

  • @dadaboo9188
    @dadaboo9188 3 роки тому +34

    When nothing matters to you, you own the universe
    -rick Sanchez

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 2 роки тому +16

    I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied:
    "I know! Cool, right?"
    My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.

  • @kat_eternity_family
    @kat_eternity_family 7 років тому +649

    "I cant tell you two apart because i dont go by identification, I go by the amount of pain in the ass which makes you two identical!"

    • @XxDeathxX509
      @XxDeathxX509 6 років тому +16

      KatEternity 2 you said it wrong

    • @cringerandomname9957
      @cringerandomname9957 5 років тому

      0

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 років тому +1

      Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.

    • @user-dk4gm3xm6h
      @user-dk4gm3xm6h 4 роки тому

      🤔

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 7 років тому +567

    Funny how he uses bird-brained as an insult, yet his best friend is a bird.

    • @vivekthomas8
      @vivekthomas8 7 років тому +18

      *was not "is".

    • @spitwmb3319
      @spitwmb3319 6 років тому +2

      Do u mean bird-person

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 5 років тому

      Bacxaber 🤔

    • @mr.brightsai6772
      @mr.brightsai6772 5 років тому +3

      Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic

    • @dkjn144
      @dkjn144 5 років тому +3

      @@mr.brightsai6772 I actually just watched that episode he says it twice during his speech at the wedding

  • @yeh6503
    @yeh6503 2 роки тому +25

    "what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty."
    Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez
    "It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it,"
    .
    .
    .
    That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.

    • @francisrangel906
      @francisrangel906 Рік тому +3

      Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess

  • @David-ip3ij
    @David-ip3ij 4 роки тому +28

    I love it when Rick stares down on Morty cross eyed xD

  • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
    @Cowboymanfromdownunder 7 років тому +286

    I fucking love this show

    • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
      @Cowboymanfromdownunder 3 роки тому

      Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!

    • @Yunche17
      @Yunche17 3 роки тому

      @@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?

  • @j.p.alcalde5072
    @j.p.alcalde5072 6 років тому +822

    “So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

    • @blank7940
      @blank7940 4 роки тому +36

      > I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you identical
      damn rick is on fire

    • @extremelyevilrick2126
      @extremelyevilrick2126 4 роки тому +1

      asseater69 yeah cuze I light him on fire once and I loved it!!!

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 4 роки тому +2

      I need that as a copypasta.

    • @jadonstrickland316
      @jadonstrickland316 4 роки тому +1

      @@blank7940
      J

    • @EmbraceDiscomfort
      @EmbraceDiscomfort 4 роки тому +3

      Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha

  • @fren2748
    @fren2748 2 роки тому +14

    Rick: "it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, morty!"

  • @ShaquilleOatmeal512
    @ShaquilleOatmeal512 4 роки тому +45

    i loved when rick said "IM THE RICK!" and there was music playing

  • @nikodom8203
    @nikodom8203 7 років тому +111

    "So as they say in Canada, PEACE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"
    Fucking dead.

  • @TempoName
    @TempoName 7 років тому +749

    So as they say in Canada, peace oot!

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 5 років тому +5

      Tempo what are you talking aboot hoser. . That comment is racist. Take off eh! 😉

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 5 років тому +3

      That's racist eh, we don't actually talk like that eh, ..also we don't say eh all the time eh , ...racist hosers. 😉

    • @gboy3534
      @gboy3534 5 років тому +1

      Sorry eh

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 років тому

      @@johngallagher72stand down deputy

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +1

      Hey relax guy

  • @kunmasaruakoi3955
    @kunmasaruakoi3955 2 роки тому +6

    2:24 :exist
    Debaby : I took that personally

  • @NovaMations388
    @NovaMations388 4 роки тому +137

    Rick: Makes the best speech I've ever heard.
    Morty: *Ohhh man euuuggghhh oohoh oh eeuuughhhh uhh oh oh eugg*

    • @brandthemanlee
      @brandthemanlee 3 роки тому

      Wht was he dying from tho😂😂

    • @Cremebrulee9650
      @Cremebrulee9650 3 роки тому

      @@brandthemanlee loss of significant brain function for 72 hours

  • @JonTheBlueWaffle
    @JonTheBlueWaffle 7 років тому +1945

    They keep hyping the next season. I'm so excited!

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 7 років тому +51

      the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two.
      also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.

    • @braxarchy1017
      @braxarchy1017 7 років тому

      Smatchimo

    • @grunt5074
      @grunt5074 7 років тому +11

      It's out... in case nobody else told you

    • @itsgone4203
      @itsgone4203 7 років тому +8

      William Grant only episode 1

    • @alexlee2581
      @alexlee2581 7 років тому +9

      William Grant he made that comment 7 months ago asshat

  • @artes.impias
    @artes.impias 7 років тому +2431

    Goddamit I want season 3! Gonna have to rewatch the squanching old episodes for the squanchthousandth time!

    • @illpat6361
      @illpat6361 7 років тому +167

      jeez, that's gross

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC 7 років тому +17

      AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 7 років тому +73

      I squanch my family.

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 7 років тому +31

      The rant at the end of Season 3 episode 1 was epic!

    • @neonflash1364
      @neonflash1364 7 років тому +3

      AncientAndroid古安卓 We have it now...
      you probable already know that, lol.

  • @bl0bbers131
    @bl0bbers131 4 роки тому +71

    1:46 my grandpa was watching this bit and he thought his TV was broken.

    • @dina26_love
      @dina26_love 4 роки тому +8

      MLG BLOBFISH I feel bad for laughing...

  • @thechickenisnotamused8663
    @thechickenisnotamused8663 3 роки тому +33

    "You wanted to be safe from the government so you created a stupid government."

  • @nom9505
    @nom9505 7 років тому +1808

    I absolutely love Rick😂 and am I the only one that loves it when the characters mouth do that droopy thing?😂

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar 7 років тому +104

      +vacaneri2122 don't be a creep dude..

    • @Ali-fl5mb
      @Ali-fl5mb 7 років тому +71

      That face is my favourite. It's hilarious when Rick does it when Morty is ranting at him for Cronenberging the world

    • @nom9505
      @nom9505 7 років тому +4

      Fairly Miffed Flanders mine too!!! Idk when they do it it's cute.

    • @vacaneri2122
      @vacaneri2122 7 років тому +1

      snap chat?

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 7 років тому +34

      It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.

  • @natedawg3765
    @natedawg3765 7 років тому +481

    "I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 4 роки тому +37

      That's retarded

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 3 роки тому +7

      @@clangboomsteam how old are you dude?

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 3 роки тому +11

      @@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 3 роки тому +9

      Exhibit A: The Democrats

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 3 роки тому +6

      @@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion

  • @user7421
    @user7421 4 роки тому +84

    I pray for Rick and Morty to run longer than SNL

  • @DownUnderPunk
    @DownUnderPunk 4 роки тому +34

    I actually use the insult “dipass” all the time.

  • @oraiseno
    @oraiseno 7 років тому +370

    pls bring season 3 soon i need more content to get more shwifty D:

    • @UndecisiveAngel
      @UndecisiveAngel 7 років тому +18

      December 😣

    • @morden1017
      @morden1017 7 років тому +13

      of next year!

    • @maryla9497
      @maryla9497 7 років тому +1

      oraiseno theyre drawing it

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 7 років тому +3

      Aaaaw maaaan, I'm so shwifty right now.

    • @Raidenkz400
      @Raidenkz400 7 років тому +17

      oraiseno OOOOOOO WEEEEEE, CAAAN DOOO!

  • @Jarake
    @Jarake 7 років тому +145

    Break the cycle FOCUS ON SCIENCE!!!

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Рік тому +7

    Turn into a car, Morty 🚗
    Nevermind here's a taxi 🚕

  • @4ra4ra4ra
    @4ra4ra4ra 3 роки тому +8

    0:24 one of the few times that Rick cares about Morty

  • @jcdenton9764
    @jcdenton9764 7 років тому +479

    *#RickandMortyForeverandForever100Years*

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry 7 років тому +20

      Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 7 років тому +12

      It's time like those that remind you that Rick, for all his vast intelligence, is a batshit raving lunatic with an alcohol problem.

    • @horationelson1840
      @horationelson1840 6 років тому

      N1GHTPAUL Yeah!

    • @kevinstorey6287
      @kevinstorey6287 6 років тому +4

      #sixseasonsandamovie

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk 6 років тому

      N1GHTPAUL LoL 😂

  • @fafaescalante2057
    @fafaescalante2057 7 років тому +373

    "Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!"
    *Morty tries to turn himself into a car*
    "Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine"
    😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever

    • @xxbggam3rxx421
      @xxbggam3rxx421 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, i too watched the video

    • @chiaramongelluzzo9496
      @chiaramongelluzzo9496 3 роки тому +1

      that's my favourite part EVER XDDDD

    • @kartikvashist2522
      @kartikvashist2522 3 роки тому

      He would've pooped straight away.

    • @kalezuki9231
      @kalezuki9231 2 роки тому

      I hate Rick so much usually but that was hilarious.

    • @dweibox0073
      @dweibox0073 2 роки тому +1

      When you realize Rick transformed Morty into a Transformer without his explicit consent

  • @TwistedVisionNWM
    @TwistedVisionNWM 4 роки тому +15

    Rick says Morty in every sentence when he’s talking to him

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 5 років тому +25

    “As they say in Canada: ‘Peace Ooot!’”

  • @omairbhore
    @omairbhore 7 років тому +263

    Ah I miss Rick & Morty.... Come on Season 3 lets go!

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 7 років тому +62

      Rick and Morty forever and a hundred times!!!

    • @EpicWingmanXIII
      @EpicWingmanXIII 7 років тому +7

      For a hundred years dot com

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 7 років тому +2

      The real question is: can Morty really turn into a car?

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 7 років тому +11

      Kiley Faun CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DONUT?!

    • @amazing0178
      @amazing0178 7 років тому +4

      he does after the credits in that episode

  • @omistertj
    @omistertj 7 років тому +2277

    Wuuba luuba dub dub

  • @stevanustrionanda6397
    @stevanustrionanda6397 2 роки тому +16

    It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet 2 роки тому +11

    The last rant really drives home how much the show actually has changed.

  • @LaytonMathieson
    @LaytonMathieson 7 років тому +115

    "So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi."
    I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.

    • @margeywyrick3874
      @margeywyrick3874 4 роки тому +2

      Layton Mathieson wouldn’t you have to have 2 friends first Heheheh jk jk jk jk I am sure you got friends lol

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 4 роки тому +6

      Based on this comment, I don't think anyone would ever be clamoring to be your best friend.

    • @wanderlingsapling1434
      @wanderlingsapling1434 4 роки тому +1

      well... that’s not very nice.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson 3 роки тому +1

      @Gaius Wyrden People need to divide between being sarcastic and being serious. Learn to take a joke.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson 3 роки тому +1

      @Gaius Wyrden How do I know? Maybe because I'm the one who made the comment in the first place?

  • @YodaSmokes
    @YodaSmokes 6 років тому +26

    “The differently abled” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @erickknight1239
    @erickknight1239 2 роки тому +12

    I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves

  • @Drewgun01
    @Drewgun01 2 роки тому +1

    I loved that when he was with the council of ricks he said peace oot at the end.

  • @jacksragingbowelduct9342
    @jacksragingbowelduct9342 7 років тому +84

    3:10 "heads up, rapists"

    • @SebastianB18
      @SebastianB18 4 роки тому +3

      3:05 *

    • @humann3265
      @humann3265 4 роки тому +2

      "what do you want me to do morty?! Rub my liver hole on them?"

    • @olexrash4574
      @olexrash4574 4 роки тому +1

      @@SebastianB18
      3:06 *

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 5 місяців тому

      Now I want to see Rick and morty out of context

  • @inuyasha989
    @inuyasha989 7 років тому +115

    i cant be the only one here waiting for morty to scream "this is unexceptable!!!" XD

    • @flowerbloom6047
      @flowerbloom6047 7 років тому +8

      nightshadow I'm waiting for that too... heheh
      "THIS BULLSHIT IS, IS.... UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 5 років тому

      It's spelled unacceptable, dipshit

  • @prashantmallick9584
    @prashantmallick9584 3 роки тому +8

    3:31 see rick's eye

  • @iancu9602
    @iancu9602 2 роки тому +3

    "You wont to be safe for the goverment so you become a fucking goverment" one of the best line

  • @leahteather6460
    @leahteather6460 7 років тому +12

    I absolutely love Rick. His cynical, realistic and nihilistic attitude is perfect and I relate to him so much.

  • @genericusername9551
    @genericusername9551 7 років тому +381

    So well written and witty.
    One of the best series I've seen.
    A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.

    • @lexilux22
      @lexilux22 4 роки тому

      The SIX Same! I can’t get enough of this show. ❤️

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah tell that to when they made a character called me poopybutthole

    • @aestheticbitch7908
      @aestheticbitch7908 4 роки тому

      Hexic it's just like how it works

    • @8i68rother6
      @8i68rother6 3 роки тому

      @@voxman3464 its part of a commentary furreal

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp Рік тому

      if you have to explain all your jokes then its not funny tho

  • @HinduSpartan
    @HinduSpartan 4 роки тому +10

    Parents to their kids:
    “What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂

  • @not.tjayyy
    @not.tjayyy 2 роки тому +6

    1:07 is the best lol

  • @harrisonv.5906
    @harrisonv.5906 7 років тому +154

    “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

  • @DivineBanana
    @DivineBanana 7 років тому +113

    Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction.
    Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?
    Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.

    • @DAVE42995
      @DAVE42995 5 років тому +7

      But if morty would of handed rick the screwdriver they would of been the reality where they both die.

  • @geeker3436
    @geeker3436 2 роки тому +4

    The first one hits different after season 5 finale

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +56

    yo ranting to me mom like Rick rn haha :) focus on science

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 3 роки тому

      Richard.

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 7 років тому +111

    "As they say in Canada: Peace ooot! "

    • @calibemunchin
      @calibemunchin 4 роки тому +1

      I born there and now I think I should kill myself because I'm Canadian and im 11

    • @sashimi879
      @sashimi879 4 роки тому

      @@calibemunchin you should

    • @ShimmeringBlossxm
      @ShimmeringBlossxm 3 роки тому

      @@sashimi879 damn man, that's tough

  • @infinitymixtapes9562
    @infinitymixtapes9562 6 років тому +10

    1:25 surprised SWJs haven't jumped all over this

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 3 роки тому +3

      Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it

    • @infinitymixtapes9562
      @infinitymixtapes9562 3 роки тому

      @@BentleyS6336 you're assuming people that would even get offended by that word would listen to logic to begin with

  • @etaidade3983
    @etaidade3983 2 роки тому +2

    When you relise the "love is just a chemical reaction" rant is foreshadowing for the finite curve

  • @CoolGuy-te1pt
    @CoolGuy-te1pt 4 роки тому +35

    “Heads up, rapists”
    -Rick 20xx

  • @dxtkhajiit3421
    @dxtkhajiit3421 7 років тому +19

    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Rick say "Morty". I would be a fucking hundred-thousandare

  • @guyzan
    @guyzan 7 років тому +64

    I love proving something mathematicly

    • @UpByYou
      @UpByYou 7 років тому +38

      This has been a long time coming anyway

  • @jovi2971
    @jovi2971 4 роки тому +5

    1:34 Wtf am I trippin bc I could’ve swore that morty said superior about something instead of “doing the right thing” idk just me

  • @dedrik1461
    @dedrik1461 4 роки тому +9

    My favourite Rick moment was when he was explaining how he was basically a god to the president in the white house

  • @JuanMartinez-xi4uw
    @JuanMartinez-xi4uw 7 років тому +12

    "In reality you're as dumb as they come" 😂😂😂

  • @c0dy123bee
    @c0dy123bee 7 років тому +20

    "Yeah, murmur it up D bags"

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how the scary terry bit has the potential to lead into an add, well played.

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 4 роки тому +9

    Get my whiteboard this has been a long time coming. 😂😂😂

  • @NaikoArt
    @NaikoArt 7 років тому +23

    And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry 7 років тому +5

      grassssssssss tastes bad

  • @lesliesavoy7063
    @lesliesavoy7063 7 років тому +335

    adult swim

  • @rain-5746
    @rain-5746 4 роки тому +8

    3:12 how i plan on asking my crush out:

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 4 роки тому +17

    Hey Morty, lemme -EECH- lemme -EEEECH- lemme ask you a question real quick.