In Vegas my son and I went to buy a tour tee shirt & asked, “is Chris going to have an opener?” Him: “yeah. He is.” Show starts, fricking “opener” is the same guy that sold me the tee shirts. Chris’ “opener” is very funny! Hey Chris, give the guy a raise or at least a name tag while hawking your shirts. BTW, was the opener Michael Lenocci?
Hold up. When Chris has bags under his eyes he's extra silly goose timing? Can someone dm me a clip of when he doesn't have bags under his eyes? I just wanna see the difference. Much appreciated
The Cult leader is back with anotha one (DJ Khalid voice). Just found this hilarious man via Logic f/Eminem Homicide. I cannot believe I didn't know about him before that. #newbaby I love those. Try one with a slab of cream cheese, lox, and kapers. The best.
From Covington ky here. My friend. Your spot on. I too have smelled shit in that terrible airport. But it was a baby shitting all over itself. So..... yea... anyway fuck cvg :)
I like how he calls him "My Opener" like he is not a person. "Dude, I pay you to hang out with me." Classic!!
I can always count on Chris to raise my serotonin level up by 5000
Mmm mm! Serotonin.
I wanna happy bagel.
Still has me crying every time I come back to watch this
The part with the music man god damn
"He disobeys me" lmao
The song choices Chris makes, to accompany these stories, are so on point! Never stop, dude. You're fuckin' hilarious, Chris.
My hands are tied fucking got me bro, hooooooly shit was that funny. I forgot about that hahaha
"Pasting..pastt..Passes......... Almost had a stroke there." 💀💀💀
It's so dark people are wearing night vision goggles HAHAHHAHAHA I almost passed out
A "plebian."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“My hands are tied now”
🧞♂️
Fuggin died when he brought that back omg
NxR it’s cuz your cuda levels are rising. You’re getting stronga
That hall n oats bit gets me every time😂😂
Hey, @ChrisD'Elia that's the name of your next comedy special: -You had to be there!
Not even one minute in and I'm already hollering.
it is silly goose time!
He's gonna start some shit with Cincinnati now
"I almost had a stroke" bahahahaha
Silly goose(tiredness)³ = d'elia
Them shits are good af
Hahahah night vision gargles 😁
😂😂🤣 holly 💩✈️
You guys have so much fun together 👍🏼🙂
Chris coming the fuck through with consistent videos 👏🏻♥️
There is this par 3 golf course in my hometown that has been abandoned.... I feel like you belong there Chris.
In Vegas my son and I went to buy a tour tee shirt & asked, “is Chris going to have an opener?” Him: “yeah. He is.” Show starts, fricking “opener” is the same guy that sold me the tee shirts. Chris’ “opener” is very funny! Hey Chris, give the guy a raise or at least a name tag while hawking your shirts. BTW, was the opener Michael Lenocci?
Silly goose squared at oh dark thirty
12:45 LMAOOOOO
Ahaha you had to be there with a live audiance would be the most BRILLIANT bomb ever dude respect
This guy is a genius!
Silly goose time! Nosotros Papaya!
im tired as fuck sitting in my car at 2:45 am watching this before i start work, also known as fuckin OH DARK THIRTY. True baby, m'babies.
He’s the fucking man! LoL
I love everything bagels!!!
I didnt know Callen wore Jordan's. Assumed hes talking about him since he OWNS Callen
Brandon Johnson naw, he’s clearly talking about Michael Lenoci
"Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport, pick one."😂
Hold on bro, they just couldn't make up their minds.🤚🇺🇸
HALL & OATS BAGEL!!!
I love your dog shit analogy on life!
#DogShitJordansAndBagels
Hold up. When Chris has bags under his eyes he's extra silly goose timing? Can someone dm me a clip of when he doesn't have bags under his eyes? I just wanna see the difference. Much appreciated
Silly goose exponential
LOL Yeah bruh. i saw you on that flight!
WOW greatness
In the eye of juuuuu MIND! CUUUUULO!
Drink stressing me out.
8:30 - theta FLOW STATE 😴 (ludes from Wolf of Wall Street scene)
You just walked me through a Vine.
StoneWall this was a old Vine he had!!! I wasn’t the only one
The Cult leader is back with anotha one (DJ Khalid voice). Just found this hilarious man via Logic f/Eminem Homicide. I cannot believe I didn't know about him before that. #newbaby I love those. Try one with a slab of cream cheese, lox, and kapers. The best.
Hey
@Say Ten are you into nazi stuff because I don't phucks with nazis. I'm of Mexican heritage so ummmm ueah no thanks bro.
cincy/nky stand up!
1:34 tracked shit all over 4:17 5:52
*Salutes*
I live next to cvg u rightttttttttt😂
Damn....ya poor guy!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...💀
From Covington ky here. My friend. Your spot on. I too have smelled shit in that terrible airport. But it was a baby shitting all over itself. So..... yea... anyway fuck cvg :)
I'm
I think Chris likes using the slang oh dark thirty... I hope he's not making shit up only to include the slang....
luuke luketer well he’s a comedian sooooo
If he was making shit up, he would be an even greater comedian!
it's just a joke dude, tell your bald eagles to settle down.
PuiiiiiigY
(Silly goose)2
Only one question: human or animal
I’ve had 4 bagels w/6 cream cheese lol 😂
1st world problems