Chris D'Elia Rants About His Openers

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  • @adambrown7333
    @adambrown7333 5 років тому +313

    You just said you told them "I rented a sprinter van for the weekend" and when your openers pack it because they think they are having it for a weekend you get mad?? Sss'a diva move

  • @elguapo42
    @elguapo42 5 років тому +199

    "I'm getting a sprinter van for the weekend"

  • @bish0p96
    @bish0p96 5 років тому +209

    Chris has a supernatural ability to talk about almost nothing and stretch it out for 20 minutes and still be entertaining

    • @JSFILMS129
      @JSFILMS129 4 місяці тому

      You watched the whole thing? 😂

  • @miketheviking_
    @miketheviking_ 5 років тому +101

    Chris I’m sorry but you told em you got it for the weekend.

  • @SLCclimber
    @SLCclimber 5 років тому +305

    Chris: "I'm getting a Sprinter van for the weekend."
    Friends: "Ah cool!"
    Later that weekend:
    Friends: "This van isn't with us for the weekend?"
    Chris: "FUCK NO IT'S NOT, DUDE."

    • @Krods9117
      @Krods9117 5 років тому +16

      Dylan Camp openers were right? Lol

    • @schaef2355
      @schaef2355 5 років тому +26

      Exactly, and then goes on to rant about how stupid they were for thinking they had it for the weekend

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 4 роки тому +15

      That's exactly what I thought too. I was like but you said... For the weekend. So I would of assumed the same thing as well. They aren't dumb, Chris was just wrong.

  • @TheTylamo
    @TheTylamo 5 років тому +116

    I’m just gonna pause the video and act like I didn’t witness this dent
    “I’m getting a van for the weekend”

  • @wesleytillotson1550
    @wesleytillotson1550 5 років тому +324

    If you’re comfortable above 72 degrees, y’reptile.

    • @BlazedWeed
      @BlazedWeed 5 років тому +8

      Wesley Tillotson facts

    • @hibreaux2662
      @hibreaux2662 5 років тому +6

      that room definitely needs.. BOA CONSTRICTORS

    • @miaclaudio5428
      @miaclaudio5428 5 років тому +3

      I'm not saying comfortable, just saying anyone who is sweating at 72 degrees is way overweight sorry if you don't light my analogy I'm actually comfortable at 78 degrees with a Parker, hello that's not what the conversation he was chalking about. Not weather or heat just an analogy about what, oh sweat, whatever comes after th word plz, start with your, thinking process . Mia C

    • @thelostdog
      @thelostdog 4 роки тому

      CA boi here and uh 78 is preferred temp :)

    • @brentbarrus9754
      @brentbarrus9754 3 роки тому +2

      69° is optimal.
      Life rips again btw.

  • @awarelephant
    @awarelephant 5 років тому +168

    holy shit I usually love these but god damn what an insane diva.

    • @willyswalrus11
      @willyswalrus11 5 років тому +13

      Was going to post this exact comment

  • @SmokinKlocks
    @SmokinKlocks 5 років тому +105

    Confirmed: It, in fact, makes a dent.

  • @geoffehresman2220
    @geoffehresman2220 5 років тому +99

    76? s'feminine temp.

  • @AlvinChipmoi
    @AlvinChipmoi 5 років тому +29

    Chris “I’ll have the ball park beef franks... is that a salad? Yes” D’Elia

  • @beatclub-7072
    @beatclub-7072 5 років тому +55

    My bloods boiling because you tried getting everyone involved in your text me scam. Now you’re definitely the Cuda for that

  • @evilequinox1833
    @evilequinox1833 5 років тому +123

    You literally premised the van story with I'm going to have the van for the weekend Sprinter van. Then you are mad that they thought that you were going to have the van for the whole weekend. Hummmmm?

    • @josebecerra9813
      @josebecerra9813 5 років тому +4

      Evil Equinox yeah glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed lol

    • @thecount4683
      @thecount4683 4 роки тому +1

      s’joke

  • @jhhd44
    @jhhd44 3 роки тому +2

    "It says Franks, you're 36 😂😂"

  • @KornerGFX
    @KornerGFX 5 років тому +27

    That hot dog story is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard all week LOL. Damn, smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youuuuuuuuuuu
      @youuuuuuuuuuu 2 роки тому +1

      I never heard of a frank sandwich. What a stupid fucking term for a hotdog

  • @chrisvorhees6677
    @chrisvorhees6677 4 роки тому +6

    Just recently discovered you.. Dude, when you were talking about franks and cheeseburgers I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle and nearly shat myself. 10/10

  • @KPrayfortheworld
    @KPrayfortheworld 5 років тому +9

    Do thought. Best quote ever in today’s society.

  • @OneKoolKittie
    @OneKoolKittie 5 років тому +20

    Chris loved you in the joker movie🤣

  • @austinn2062
    @austinn2062 3 роки тому +1

    YES! ive been looking for this ball park beef franks story for a year now and FUCK YEAH! GOT IT DUDE, LIFE RIPS AGAIN!

  • @meganverne
    @meganverne 4 роки тому +29

    usually love you man, but your being a frickin diva in this one for no damn reason

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 5 років тому +7

    Beads of sweat above his lip😂😂😂😂 I died at that part

  • @EverysteinSingleberg
    @EverysteinSingleberg 4 роки тому +2

    Chris is immensely funny in this setup when he’s riffing open plan and has no constraints. I wasn’t initially grabbed by his stand up, I felt like too much of the opener I saw relied on slapstick like very obviously language style and facial expressions. He’s a very funny observer.

  • @josephgbc4760
    @josephgbc4760 4 роки тому +2

    That’s such a great Craig impression lmao

  • @SimpleSuppertime
    @SimpleSuppertime 4 роки тому +1

    You ordered ballpark beef franks!!! Hahahaha why is this one of his funniest bits ever

  • @krizzyshow6638
    @krizzyshow6638 4 роки тому +3

    Chris, you TOLD them you had it for the weekend. S"contradictive

  • @nukedukem420
    @nukedukem420 5 років тому +11

    They didn't make a Dent...

  • @midnightbluebird9251
    @midnightbluebird9251 5 років тому +9

    These video’s make my day.

  • @Nikki-bo8to
    @Nikki-bo8to 5 років тому +21

    You’re insane!!! The only acceptable temperature is 68. Any warmer than that I might as well go camp outside.

  • @MsMissDust
    @MsMissDust 5 років тому +1

    My all time favorite rant. If you don't understand the anger, TAAAAKE A HIKE

  • @anewbugmusic
    @anewbugmusic 5 років тому +8

    My blood was boiling pretty hard during this whole merch thing glad you dialed me down a bit, almost punched a wall. Almost passed on.

  • @cajjdiem7874
    @cajjdiem7874 5 років тому +1

    I'm becoming addicted to this dude. His delivery is hilarious

  • @caseyquinn9282
    @caseyquinn9282 2 роки тому +1

    76 is insanity. 68 is the highest temperature the heat or ac should ever be.

  • @hazimxaieryl
    @hazimxaieryl 4 роки тому +1

    I shouted "Sweaty!" out loud but then immediately came to my senses. So, I didn't shout "Forehead!"

  • @Hbizzjohnson
    @Hbizzjohnson 4 роки тому +1

    CAUSE YOUR BRAINS BROKE is now a meme in my family lol

  • @KTM525racer
    @KTM525racer 5 років тому +8

    Do Thought!

  • @estheticsandcosmetics4588
    @estheticsandcosmetics4588 4 роки тому +9

    Also I’m a skinny woman and my upper lip sweats .fight me.

    • @Ps3luvr260
      @Ps3luvr260 4 роки тому +1

      Didn’t ask. Don’t Care.

    • @christiantretter4605
      @christiantretter4605 4 роки тому

      Estheticsandcosmetics no you are beautiful.🥰

    • @FPSBuzz
      @FPSBuzz 4 роки тому +3

      @@christiantretter4605 S'thirsty

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 4 роки тому +1

      thats just sick

  • @MutedGrowl
    @MutedGrowl 5 років тому +7

    76 degrees? Sbitch!

  • @ubersheep6517
    @ubersheep6517 5 років тому +3

    Love when he gets all quiet lol

  • @angelomarcaida4945
    @angelomarcaida4945 5 років тому +2

    Can't wait for him to talk about Bobby lee crashing his car without being in it lol

  • @meta_mark
    @meta_mark 5 років тому +2

    "The thing still counts what degrees it is"

  • @BigBoru
    @BigBoru 4 роки тому +1

    im dieing from the frank story, very good lol

  • @MasteryFlow
    @MasteryFlow 5 років тому +1

    Chris D’Elia - “DO THOUGHT!”

  • @misinterpreted6395
    @misinterpreted6395 5 років тому +1

    I need a "Beyond the first thought, take it there" tp-shirt ASAP

  • @joelm6631
    @joelm6631 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, this is hilarious 😂

  • @melissa222
    @melissa222 5 років тому +2

    Do I have an iron deficiency?...mayb

  • @mgonzalez3400
    @mgonzalez3400 4 роки тому +1

    Everyone's over here worrying about a god-damned van, but all I can think of is that those are hamburgers not cheeseburgers.

  • @curlymixednezz
    @curlymixednezz 4 роки тому +1

    the laugh killed me Lmaooooo

  • @josealejandroperezaltuve2173
    @josealejandroperezaltuve2173 4 роки тому +2

    sunglasses start at 5:04

  • @LeewardSideMusic
    @LeewardSideMusic 4 роки тому +3

    Late to this one. Was there ever a follow up where he addressed the fact that he said he was renting it for the weekend? Only to get mad about it? This is the one “clip for the babies” that I am like... Eh

  • @SuperKawhiiLeonard
    @SuperKawhiiLeonard 5 років тому +2

    7:24 Had me seriously in tears

  • @BLACKLIGHTTAXI
    @BLACKLIGHTTAXI 5 років тому

    Thought! Take it past that! Is one of the lectures I remember from my Dad 325 course in college ... That's upper level😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshcimerberg3492
    @joshcimerberg3492 5 років тому +1

    OUR BLOOD CHRIS. OUR BLOOD IS BOILING.

  • @dennisbegley249
    @dennisbegley249 5 років тому +7

    76 degrees? S’Cali person

  • @lauca6969
    @lauca6969 5 років тому +2

    Peter Griffin voice :"You know what grind my gears"

  • @weswashburn4321
    @weswashburn4321 2 роки тому

    Chris…. Please make the franks order part of a stand up bit!!!! So fuckin 🤣😂🤣

  • @leoniousbrando7316
    @leoniousbrando7316 3 роки тому +1

    I never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @mr.non3881
    @mr.non3881 4 роки тому +1

    I like how you can see his brain detoriating at some parts when he tells the franks story

  • @rhythmicallydifficult5693
    @rhythmicallydifficult5693 5 років тому

    Listening to ur 1st episodes pretty fucking good !!

  • @karebear6564
    @karebear6564 5 років тому +2

    I’m late but I found the comedian that’s actually just a funny guy

  • @0Akeldama0
    @0Akeldama0 4 роки тому +2

    Does chris think that people just read his mind and think all day about him?

  • @zekesalazar7643
    @zekesalazar7643 5 років тому +1

    If I was with anyone who had their room temperature at 82 degrees, dude fuck that I’m sleeping in the damn hallway. Or I’m buying my own room. It’s better to just cover up if you’re cold than to allow everyone to suffer in the heat.

  • @shanearmstrong5859
    @shanearmstrong5859 10 місяців тому

    im in tears

  • @ohokcool
    @ohokcool 4 роки тому

    WEAR A FUCKING JACKET CHRIS, THIS POOR MAN IS MELTING

  • @brandonmaxfield
    @brandonmaxfield 4 роки тому

    Thought....do that! Beyond the first thought....go there!

  • @Bibbly53
    @Bibbly53 5 років тому

    I wasn't zen, I wasn't fucking zen, my god damn testicles exploded, and we'll just chill?!
    NOT-FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    HAPPPPPPNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • @rogermortgage
    @rogermortgage 4 роки тому +2

    Either A) spend the money on a driver or B) explain directions more clearly
    You think people are smart? They’re not. That’s why the same guy has been opening for you for 6 years 😂😂😂

  • @kaylaroy7974
    @kaylaroy7974 4 роки тому

    I actually haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @JulesJenkins-ys5ne
    @JulesJenkins-ys5ne Рік тому +1

    KILLIN it ready to blow🤕🤕🤕🤕😭😭😭🎯😭🎯🎯😭😭😭

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide 5 років тому +9

    76 degrees bro? Dude... s'melting.
    I (unfortunately) live in Florida: that thing stays on 70 minimum.

    • @BlazedWeed
      @BlazedWeed 5 років тому

      thank you, people gotta take a stand on this nonsense lmfao

  • @lihkin136
    @lihkin136 5 років тому +3

    I'm off to do thought

  • @n3rds3y3vi3w
    @n3rds3y3vi3w 4 роки тому +1

    This is insane. I would be butt ass too if you had it at 76 degrees. But 82!?

  • @angelomendez12
    @angelomendez12 5 років тому

    HAHA !!! I have guys at work, where I can ONLY DREAM of ranting to their face like this, lol. I think I'm joining the Cult !!! Haha

  • @steari
    @steari 4 роки тому

    76 degrees is hot as fuck, especially for a vampire.

  • @Finding_Elysium
    @Finding_Elysium 5 років тому +1

    Can you guys make a compilation of Chris yelling at butters and calling him an incel.
    That shit is great

  • @theodoroskalopedis
    @theodoroskalopedis 5 років тому +1

    I’m gonna be honest with you Chris, my blood is boiling!

  • @love4steel
    @love4steel Рік тому

    YOU ORDERED THE FRANKS!!!

  • @kalebcalkins9495
    @kalebcalkins9495 5 років тому +5

    I had no idea who craig was, he did the impression of him, and then I knew exactly who craig was

  • @everdash
    @everdash 5 років тому +2

    Brags about nothing ever making a dent and how rich he is.
    Complains about hundreds of dollars to his openers who are trying to make it.
    Stay humble, Chris.

  • @retired674
    @retired674 5 років тому +6

    12:45 is so fkn the truth

  • @derektaylor3888
    @derektaylor3888 4 роки тому

    “Cause she didn’t want to deal with you takin’ your dick out or something”!!!
    Absolute best fuggin line of the whole dealio! Genius mutha frigger! I had to pause it because I was in complete giggle mode. Cheers

  • @waxl121
    @waxl121 5 років тому +4

    Renting a sprinter van to do s'comedy? Y'cuda.

  • @ThekingdomPod1
    @ThekingdomPod1 5 років тому

    the angrier chris gets about shit, the more i laugh , straight up

  • @MomiMilkers
    @MomiMilkers 3 роки тому

    just having a silly goose time

  • @PrestoMoto02
    @PrestoMoto02 4 роки тому

    70 degrees or nothing! But I’m so happy you don’t say “anywayssss”

  • @deesse8892
    @deesse8892 4 роки тому

    2:56 Mike's been opening me for six years.
    Huuuuuuuuuh

  • @sleepyhead785
    @sleepyhead785 4 роки тому

    I literally always have my thermostat set to 76 lol

  • @RecklessGamer18
    @RecklessGamer18 5 років тому

    We should start a gofundme for Mikes brain, poor guy.

  • @calvinroszak7835
    @calvinroszak7835 4 роки тому

    “yeah sure no dents, but...”

  • @samuelbenner6565
    @samuelbenner6565 5 років тому

    Were there boa constrictors in the van?

  • @jordanchilders6615
    @jordanchilders6615 2 роки тому

    76 degrees???? that's a fucking terrarium

  • @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715
    @someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715 5 років тому +2

    I do thought every day. I also own a car with collapsible seats. I'm part of the cult. Let me open for you so this doesn't happen again.

  • @abigails4139
    @abigails4139 4 роки тому

    Everyone knows that the best temperature is 69° and I'm not trying to be funny, it's seriously 69°

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 3 роки тому

    It is not even remotely normal to not sweat in 80+ degree temperatures.

  • @giovannigomez656
    @giovannigomez656 4 роки тому

    My blood started boiling during the vid I had to take a break

  • @tresillianofficial
    @tresillianofficial 5 років тому

    you told them you had it for the weekend though

  • @jabari080203
    @jabari080203 4 роки тому

    This is comedy there’s no way in hell his friends are upset abt this

  • @websnuff
    @websnuff 5 років тому +1

    I used to date a girl that got upper lip sweat and it used to bother the ever livin shit out of me

  • @scullnbonesent
    @scullnbonesent 5 років тому +2

    It makes no dents, but it s’makes no sense

  • @evilequinox1833
    @evilequinox1833 5 років тому +1

    So it seems like there's going to be some dents. AHHHH HUMMMM?

  • @blackiechan573
    @blackiechan573 3 роки тому

    That franks story is so funny