You just said you told them "I rented a sprinter van for the weekend" and when your openers pack it because they think they are having it for a weekend you get mad?? Sss'a diva move
Chris: "I'm getting a Sprinter van for the weekend." Friends: "Ah cool!" Later that weekend: Friends: "This van isn't with us for the weekend?" Chris: "FUCK NO IT'S NOT, DUDE."
That's exactly what I thought too. I was like but you said... For the weekend. So I would of assumed the same thing as well. They aren't dumb, Chris was just wrong.
I'm not saying comfortable, just saying anyone who is sweating at 72 degrees is way overweight sorry if you don't light my analogy I'm actually comfortable at 78 degrees with a Parker, hello that's not what the conversation he was chalking about. Not weather or heat just an analogy about what, oh sweat, whatever comes after th word plz, start with your, thinking process . Mia C
You literally premised the van story with I'm going to have the van for the weekend Sprinter van. Then you are mad that they thought that you were going to have the van for the whole weekend. Hummmmm?
Just recently discovered you.. Dude, when you were talking about franks and cheeseburgers I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle and nearly shat myself. 10/10
Chris is immensely funny in this setup when he’s riffing open plan and has no constraints. I wasn’t initially grabbed by his stand up, I felt like too much of the opener I saw relied on slapstick like very obviously language style and facial expressions. He’s a very funny observer.
Late to this one. Was there ever a follow up where he addressed the fact that he said he was renting it for the weekend? Only to get mad about it? This is the one “clip for the babies” that I am like... Eh
If I was with anyone who had their room temperature at 82 degrees, dude fuck that I’m sleeping in the damn hallway. Or I’m buying my own room. It’s better to just cover up if you’re cold than to allow everyone to suffer in the heat.
I wasn't zen, I wasn't fucking zen, my god damn testicles exploded, and we'll just chill?! NOT-FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HAPPPPPPNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Either A) spend the money on a driver or B) explain directions more clearly You think people are smart? They’re not. That’s why the same guy has been opening for you for 6 years 😂😂😂
Brags about nothing ever making a dent and how rich he is. Complains about hundreds of dollars to his openers who are trying to make it. Stay humble, Chris.
“Cause she didn’t want to deal with you takin’ your dick out or something”!!! Absolute best fuggin line of the whole dealio! Genius mutha frigger! I had to pause it because I was in complete giggle mode. Cheers
You just said you told them "I rented a sprinter van for the weekend" and when your openers pack it because they think they are having it for a weekend you get mad?? Sss'a diva move
"I'm getting a sprinter van for the weekend"
Chris has a supernatural ability to talk about almost nothing and stretch it out for 20 minutes and still be entertaining
You watched the whole thing? 😂
Chris I’m sorry but you told em you got it for the weekend.
Chris: "I'm getting a Sprinter van for the weekend."
Friends: "Ah cool!"
Later that weekend:
Friends: "This van isn't with us for the weekend?"
Chris: "FUCK NO IT'S NOT, DUDE."
Dylan Camp openers were right? Lol
Exactly, and then goes on to rant about how stupid they were for thinking they had it for the weekend
That's exactly what I thought too. I was like but you said... For the weekend. So I would of assumed the same thing as well. They aren't dumb, Chris was just wrong.
I’m just gonna pause the video and act like I didn’t witness this dent
“I’m getting a van for the weekend”
If you’re comfortable above 72 degrees, y’reptile.
Wesley Tillotson facts
that room definitely needs.. BOA CONSTRICTORS
I'm not saying comfortable, just saying anyone who is sweating at 72 degrees is way overweight sorry if you don't light my analogy I'm actually comfortable at 78 degrees with a Parker, hello that's not what the conversation he was chalking about. Not weather or heat just an analogy about what, oh sweat, whatever comes after th word plz, start with your, thinking process . Mia C
CA boi here and uh 78 is preferred temp :)
69° is optimal.
Life rips again btw.
holy shit I usually love these but god damn what an insane diva.
Was going to post this exact comment
Confirmed: It, in fact, makes a dent.
I think that's the point.....
@@brucecampbell6698 bruh fuck what you think
@@SmokinKlocks LMAO....."bruh"????
@@SmokinKlocks bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!
76? s'feminine temp.
s'puss temps, champ.
House stays 64 in the winter and 82 in the summer
76 is so disgusting.
😂😂😂 s’feminine
Chris “I’ll have the ball park beef franks... is that a salad? Yes” D’Elia
My bloods boiling because you tried getting everyone involved in your text me scam. Now you’re definitely the Cuda for that
Hahahahahahahahaha
How was it a text me scam
ANGRYGREEKMANYO the company sells your phone # and info
@@billyconforto9108 wait what??
@@billyconforto9108 I signed up
You literally premised the van story with I'm going to have the van for the weekend Sprinter van. Then you are mad that they thought that you were going to have the van for the whole weekend. Hummmmm?
Evil Equinox yeah glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed lol
s’joke
"It says Franks, you're 36 😂😂"
That hot dog story is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard all week LOL. Damn, smh 🤦🏽♂️ 😂😂😂😂😂
I never heard of a frank sandwich. What a stupid fucking term for a hotdog
Just recently discovered you.. Dude, when you were talking about franks and cheeseburgers I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle and nearly shat myself. 10/10
Do thought. Best quote ever in today’s society.
Chris loved you in the joker movie🤣
YES! ive been looking for this ball park beef franks story for a year now and FUCK YEAH! GOT IT DUDE, LIFE RIPS AGAIN!
usually love you man, but your being a frickin diva in this one for no damn reason
Beads of sweat above his lip😂😂😂😂 I died at that part
Chris is immensely funny in this setup when he’s riffing open plan and has no constraints. I wasn’t initially grabbed by his stand up, I felt like too much of the opener I saw relied on slapstick like very obviously language style and facial expressions. He’s a very funny observer.
That’s such a great Craig impression lmao
You ordered ballpark beef franks!!! Hahahaha why is this one of his funniest bits ever
Chris, you TOLD them you had it for the weekend. S"contradictive
They didn't make a Dent...
These video’s make my day.
You’re insane!!! The only acceptable temperature is 68. Any warmer than that I might as well go camp outside.
McMac Shalfilya weird
Exactly
My all time favorite rant. If you don't understand the anger, TAAAAKE A HIKE
My blood was boiling pretty hard during this whole merch thing glad you dialed me down a bit, almost punched a wall. Almost passed on.
I'm becoming addicted to this dude. His delivery is hilarious
76 is insanity. 68 is the highest temperature the heat or ac should ever be.
I shouted "Sweaty!" out loud but then immediately came to my senses. So, I didn't shout "Forehead!"
CAUSE YOUR BRAINS BROKE is now a meme in my family lol
Do Thought!
Thought? Do it!
Also I’m a skinny woman and my upper lip sweats .fight me.
Didn’t ask. Don’t Care.
Estheticsandcosmetics no you are beautiful.🥰
@@christiantretter4605 S'thirsty
thats just sick
76 degrees? Sbitch!
Love when he gets all quiet lol
Can't wait for him to talk about Bobby lee crashing his car without being in it lol
"The thing still counts what degrees it is"
im dieing from the frank story, very good lol
Chris D’Elia - “DO THOUGHT!”
I need a "Beyond the first thought, take it there" tp-shirt ASAP
Dude, this is hilarious 😂
Do I have an iron deficiency?...mayb
Everyone's over here worrying about a god-damned van, but all I can think of is that those are hamburgers not cheeseburgers.
the laugh killed me Lmaooooo
sunglasses start at 5:04
Late to this one. Was there ever a follow up where he addressed the fact that he said he was renting it for the weekend? Only to get mad about it? This is the one “clip for the babies” that I am like... Eh
7:24 Had me seriously in tears
Thought! Take it past that! Is one of the lectures I remember from my Dad 325 course in college ... That's upper level😂😂😂😂😂
OUR BLOOD CHRIS. OUR BLOOD IS BOILING.
76 degrees? S’Cali person
Peter Griffin voice :"You know what grind my gears"
Chris…. Please make the franks order part of a stand up bit!!!! So fuckin 🤣😂🤣
I never laughed so hard in my life.
I like how you can see his brain detoriating at some parts when he tells the franks story
Listening to ur 1st episodes pretty fucking good !!
I’m late but I found the comedian that’s actually just a funny guy
Does chris think that people just read his mind and think all day about him?
If I was with anyone who had their room temperature at 82 degrees, dude fuck that I’m sleeping in the damn hallway. Or I’m buying my own room. It’s better to just cover up if you’re cold than to allow everyone to suffer in the heat.
im in tears
WEAR A FUCKING JACKET CHRIS, THIS POOR MAN IS MELTING
Thought....do that! Beyond the first thought....go there!
I wasn't zen, I wasn't fucking zen, my god damn testicles exploded, and we'll just chill?!
NOT-FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HAPPPPPPNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Either A) spend the money on a driver or B) explain directions more clearly
You think people are smart? They’re not. That’s why the same guy has been opening for you for 6 years 😂😂😂
I actually haven’t laughed this hard in a while
KILLIN it ready to blow🤕🤕🤕🤕😭😭😭🎯😭🎯🎯😭😭😭
FT Fucks🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕
76 degrees bro? Dude... s'melting.
I (unfortunately) live in Florida: that thing stays on 70 minimum.
thank you, people gotta take a stand on this nonsense lmfao
I'm off to do thought
This is insane. I would be butt ass too if you had it at 76 degrees. But 82!?
HAHA !!! I have guys at work, where I can ONLY DREAM of ranting to their face like this, lol. I think I'm joining the Cult !!! Haha
76 degrees is hot as fuck, especially for a vampire.
Can you guys make a compilation of Chris yelling at butters and calling him an incel.
That shit is great
I’m gonna be honest with you Chris, my blood is boiling!
YOU ORDERED THE FRANKS!!!
I had no idea who craig was, he did the impression of him, and then I knew exactly who craig was
Brags about nothing ever making a dent and how rich he is.
Complains about hundreds of dollars to his openers who are trying to make it.
Stay humble, Chris.
Humble? When has he done that...
12:45 is so fkn the truth
“Cause she didn’t want to deal with you takin’ your dick out or something”!!!
Absolute best fuggin line of the whole dealio! Genius mutha frigger! I had to pause it because I was in complete giggle mode. Cheers
Renting a sprinter van to do s'comedy? Y'cuda.
the angrier chris gets about shit, the more i laugh , straight up
just having a silly goose time
70 degrees or nothing! But I’m so happy you don’t say “anywayssss”
2:56 Mike's been opening me for six years.
Huuuuuuuuuh
I literally always have my thermostat set to 76 lol
We should start a gofundme for Mikes brain, poor guy.
“yeah sure no dents, but...”
Were there boa constrictors in the van?
76 degrees???? that's a fucking terrarium
I do thought every day. I also own a car with collapsible seats. I'm part of the cult. Let me open for you so this doesn't happen again.
Everyone knows that the best temperature is 69° and I'm not trying to be funny, it's seriously 69°
It is not even remotely normal to not sweat in 80+ degree temperatures.
My blood started boiling during the vid I had to take a break
you told them you had it for the weekend though
This is comedy there’s no way in hell his friends are upset abt this
I used to date a girl that got upper lip sweat and it used to bother the ever livin shit out of me
It makes no dents, but it s’makes no sense
So it seems like there's going to be some dents. AHHHH HUMMMM?
That franks story is so funny