Chris D'Elia Reacts to the Albuquerque News Segment About His Tweet

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @wolferine6466
    @wolferine6466 5 років тому +1037

    The fact it made the news proves your point. There isn’t a god damn thing going on in that city.

    • @Automatomatic
      @Automatomatic 5 років тому +47

      And the chick was live at a place that no one else is at lol. Like, live at the theater a week after the show. Just chillin' on the front lawn.

    • @connorfaktor6150
      @connorfaktor6150 5 років тому +11

      Except for the shot child

    • @adriandominguez5551
      @adriandominguez5551 5 років тому +15

      I live in Albuquerque it's a really bad city there's a lot of drugs gangs and adults here are so out if tune the teens here are wild

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 років тому

      Adrian Dominguez that’s crazy

    • @Suhmstank
      @Suhmstank 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao, the city is wild, theres alot of shit that goes down there. Nothing good but theres alot of crazy shit going on

  • @ormwoden9311
    @ormwoden9311 5 років тому +495

    The fact that they had someone on the scene killed me

    • @asenita19
      @asenita19 3 роки тому +1

      dead

    • @jayvee5686
      @jayvee5686 Рік тому +1

      "We're here in Albuquerque, where according to ticket sales..."

  • @1trevo123
    @1trevo123 5 років тому +557

    I've never seen someone so pissed they get excited 😂😂😂😂

  • @nickythekid4173
    @nickythekid4173 5 років тому +586

    IM PISSED BABY! WOOOOOW!

    • @RecklessGamer18
      @RecklessGamer18 5 років тому +7

      1am and my roomates hate me because I've not laughed harder all week

    • @dreamisolympia88
      @dreamisolympia88 5 років тому +6

      I love when he does that lol

    • @Ratpoisonbean
      @Ratpoisonbean 5 років тому +2

      dreamisolympia88 It’s one of my favorite things when he does that lol
      (I had to edit bc I somehow had a typo when I typed ‘when’)

    • @AxelCross
      @AxelCross 4 роки тому

      i fucking lost it
      Honestly ive never seen someone turn rage into sardonic joy before and next time im pissed you bet im going to try it on

  • @trynalearn
    @trynalearn 5 років тому +257

    The “Parts Plus Auto Parts” part had my dead 😂

    • @govegan562
      @govegan562 5 років тому +2

      randalloid3 ya me too i was crying

    • @FishAreFriendsNotFood
      @FishAreFriendsNotFood 4 роки тому +9

      "That'll be parts.50 please" 😆😆😆👍

    • @dragonkane43
      @dragonkane43 3 роки тому +1

      @@FishAreFriendsNotFood that shit sent me

  • @adge505
    @adge505 5 років тому +360

    “Our next story, a child has been shot...” 😂 so ironic. You deserve a sub

    • @DarkLinkAD
      @DarkLinkAD 5 років тому +9

      Let me guess which segment has more time devoted to it..

    • @shawnhilliard
      @shawnhilliard 2 роки тому +2

      That was a real life punchline lol

  • @Decemburrrrrr
    @Decemburrrrrr 5 років тому +204

    In tears, his news impersonation with the voices and camera was on point lmaooo

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 4 роки тому

      that's the funniest shit

    • @kiascorner
      @kiascorner 4 роки тому

      Marc D was the

    • @eddie8096
      @eddie8096 4 роки тому

      LMAO funny af! This was awesome 😀

    • @spasmolytic2
      @spasmolytic2 4 роки тому

      oh you haven’t ever seen talent
      ok 👍

    • @pnerualevolI
      @pnerualevolI 2 роки тому

      he's got the broadcast voice thing down pretty well, love when he mimics baseball commentary LOL

  • @radinvahid7873
    @radinvahid7873 5 років тому +169

    One of Albuquerque’s own, slain 😂😂😂

  • @eonprimicus
    @eonprimicus 5 років тому +82

    "where you playin?"
    "the cancerdome"

  • @TheDagman17
    @TheDagman17 5 років тому +169

    No mater what Chris says or does I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth

    • @TopSoulMan
      @TopSoulMan 5 років тому +5

      TheDagman17 except for the fact that they didn't name the theater after Chrmotherapy.... They named it Kimo Theater and it was opened in 1927, far before chemotherapy ever existed.
      When Chris argues his point, he's very confident in what he is saying. But not everything he says is fair or true.

    • @nuurahk83
      @nuurahk83 5 років тому +15

      @@TopSoulMan lmao how fucking devoid of humor do you have to be to actually write this comment

    • @danielcarroll3705
      @danielcarroll3705 5 років тому +10

      Think this dude doesn’t like puns cause his name is “cox” , understandable lol

    • @TopSoulMan
      @TopSoulMan 5 років тому

      @@dtxa7x Of course I do :P My point was that the original commenter said "I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth" when it's obvious Chris is being satirical.
      We shouldn't accept what he says as truth because it's obvious humor.

    • @TopSoulMan
      @TopSoulMan 5 років тому

      @@nuurahk83 My point was that the original commenter said "I will always stick up for this dude he speaks the damn truth" when it's obvious Chris is being satirical.
      We shouldn't accept what he says as truth because it's obvious humor.

  • @mrosa718
    @mrosa718 4 роки тому +135

    Video: *breaks every time Chris pauses*
    Chris: *pauses video*
    Video: *breaks*
    Chris: *surprised Pikachu*

  • @wyatttheriot4027
    @wyatttheriot4027 5 років тому +145

    "hey cancer, ahh cool let's rock out"
    Hahaaaaa

    • @Samvisualarts
      @Samvisualarts 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha I laughed my ass off at that

  • @hughlingard
    @hughlingard 5 років тому +75

    _Albuquerque has been a punching bag for a few celebrities.._

  • @paulmurphy3922
    @paulmurphy3922 5 років тому +33

    How mad was he when his computer broke. Hilarious.

  • @VisionsFromAmari
    @VisionsFromAmari 5 років тому +41

    The rant after the computer crashed was the greatest thing ever…I could’ve watched that for 8:46 more minutes!!

  • @seenoevül98
    @seenoevül98 3 роки тому +8

    Just fuckin come back man I miss your comedy so much.

  • @shaneomac7566
    @shaneomac7566 5 років тому +80

    I actually try to offend at least 1 person a day!builds character!

  • @Facedless
    @Facedless 5 років тому +20

    I laughed so hard when they had a reporter live from the scene

  • @Rayna429
    @Rayna429 5 років тому +18

    So glad I found your podcast! --"I'm pissed babae.. WHOO!" LMAO. That's need to be on a loop

  • @LucoMcc
    @LucoMcc Рік тому +2

    When he analyzed the reporter on scene I choked laughing. Shit like this is why I love this mf 😂

  • @lacylaplante
    @lacylaplante 5 років тому +15

    I literally had to stop watching/listening to this at work cos I was laughing so hard. Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @brockly6434
    @brockly6434 5 років тому +29

    I died at parts plus auto parts

  • @ideasonscribe
    @ideasonscribe 5 років тому +4

    I could watch Chris rant about literally anything for the rest of my life and always be entertained.

  • @malcolmpurple3686
    @malcolmpurple3686 5 років тому +61

    "Hey, You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" "18:14"

    • @tkr8866
      @tkr8866 5 років тому +4

      This comment is underrated lol

    • @nattibull
      @nattibull 5 років тому

      Lmao this comment omg yessss

    • @anthonyrodriguez9878
      @anthonyrodriguez9878 5 років тому

      The fucking face he made was hilarious with the noise 🤣

    • @cory2841
      @cory2841 4 роки тому +1

      You don't get his comedy, do ya?

  • @pepps1943
    @pepps1943 3 роки тому +2

    Why tf did she read that hash tag?? 🤣☠️
    I can't

  • @CERBERUS1O8
    @CERBERUS1O8 5 років тому +47

    Parts parts p..post pardom depression... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG lol

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому +1

    His rants are just special. I’m so glad someone takes hilarious segments like this from his podcast and posts em cuz I don’t have the patience to sit through every entire podcast of his.

  • @Z-J-
    @Z-J- 5 років тому +7

    “If you’re going to invent something, make it work” lol

  • @ImMobile2014
    @ImMobile2014 4 роки тому +2

    I think this is the most epic podcast I’ve ever listened to and I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts

  • @TheCodyMac
    @TheCodyMac 5 років тому +44

    Rule #1: NEVER apologize!
    You should do nothing but troll cities and wrestling fans. LOLZ 😂

  • @TigerBellyClips
    @TigerBellyClips 5 років тому +65

    BOOM!! SUBSCRIBED!

    • @wolferine6466
      @wolferine6466 5 років тому +2

      Stop hating on white people you fucks

    • @astro.2394
      @astro.2394 5 років тому

      TigerBellyClips nosotros papaya

    • @FearOfGod444
      @FearOfGod444 5 років тому

      Bobby lee has a smelly cock region

    • @randygreen142
      @randygreen142 5 років тому +1

      @@wolferine6466 tell white people to stop doing stupid and aggressive bullshit.

    • @BB-848-VAC
      @BB-848-VAC 5 років тому +1

      Took ya fuckin long enough gilbert

  • @aiaikawa4012
    @aiaikawa4012 5 років тому +29

    My friend from Albuquerque sent me this saying it was hilarious and I agree lmao

    • @dadi02
      @dadi02 5 років тому

      Were you 'that friend'..? And you sent that video to yourself because you're that lonely.. Its ok man

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 років тому +7

    11:25 -- Actually, the name of the store is "Parts PLUS Plus Auto Parts."

    • @matoflynn
      @matoflynn 5 років тому

      Jon Dunmore Parts PLUS Plus Auto Parts Auto Parts

  • @balloonxm
    @balloonxm 5 років тому +56

    Yo I'm from Albuquerque and I love it there but dude yeah

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 років тому +1

      G - your comedy is very comedy

    • @risky_anon1730
      @risky_anon1730 4 роки тому

      G new mexico is a state sir, mexico has a border between the two, and there theatre is named KIMO because en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KiMo_Theater don’t be so ignorant

    • @risky_anon1730
      @risky_anon1730 4 роки тому

      man i was a big fan of you until all the ignorance, like do you’re research 🤦🏽‍♂️ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KiMo_Theater

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief 6 місяців тому +1

    “If you’re gonna invent something, make it work”

  • @Zjayc777
    @Zjayc777 5 років тому +8

    15:50 I literally thought that was bill burrs women impression I was hearing

  • @michaelpurpuro1045
    @michaelpurpuro1045 2 роки тому +1

    Pretty funny Neil young has a song shitting on Albuquerque
    “Well they say, Santa Fe, is less than ninety miles away, and I got time to roll another number and rent a car, oh Albuquerque”

  • @idlyblare
    @idlyblare 2 роки тому +1

    Had to come back to this, one of the funniest situations for a comedian to be in, absolute gold lmaoooooo

  • @Nightowl333
    @Nightowl333 4 роки тому +1

    I’m sick as a dog right now and I think this cured me lol the panning news footage part followed by the parts plus postpartum depression auto parts just KILLED ME lol I’m literally crying laughing

  • @CptnJCFG
    @CptnJCFG 4 роки тому +9

    I was laughing the whole way through but I completely lost it when they showed the next segment was about a fuking child being shot. I mean get it together 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @industrytopicz2364
      @industrytopicz2364 3 роки тому

      Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teresahowick5197
    @teresahowick5197 5 років тому +7

    The fact they spend so much damn time on their little feelings hurt and was their headliner yet the child being shot was an afterthought just proves to me what a crap place it is. And they BETTER have spent more time on the shooting story.

  • @MoriartyTheFifth
    @MoriartyTheFifth 5 років тому +3

    Hahahha "Albuquerque is obviously in some kind of deficit" got me good.

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 5 років тому +10

    I live 30 mins from a town called Intercourse

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 років тому

      Tapiture oh I’ve heard of this place. I couldn’t believe it was real 😂

  • @mycallingb621
    @mycallingb621 5 років тому +7

    Hah that’s exactly how I react when something bad happens the way he acted when his computer crashed.

  • @saturdaynightwrist3602
    @saturdaynightwrist3602 4 роки тому +4

    “If you’re going to invent something, make it work” 😂

  • @chefdaddy6303
    @chefdaddy6303 5 років тому +8

    I've legitimately never laughed for 20 minutes straight before 😂😂

  • @chl03666
    @chl03666 4 роки тому +3

    I was literally crying at the "Parts plus auto parts" part 😂😂😂

    • @thisisayoutubechannel8567
      @thisisayoutubechannel8567 2 роки тому

      I know this comment is two years old, but just watched this and I needed to know someone else cried at this

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Рік тому +1

      You talking about the “‘parts plus auto parts” part’ plus auto part?

  • @meganbullard87
    @meganbullard87 5 років тому +7

    lmao.... he's should probably apologize for that....Chris' face though!!! hahahah

  • @larsonracies8636
    @larsonracies8636 5 років тому +21

    His best comedy is when he's pissed

  • @brettunger35
    @brettunger35 5 років тому +2

    the newscaster pause bit is so spot on

  • @jackbicknell4711
    @jackbicknell4711 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm flabbergasted that this made news. I mean what the f****?

  • @WilTonay
    @WilTonay 5 років тому +3

    "This is such a news." The way you say things is PRICELESS

  • @angellunsford2741
    @angellunsford2741 4 роки тому

    Your reaction to the ad that played before the video & to the name for the theater "Kimo" are ME

  • @Sk8RsFoRLiF3
    @Sk8RsFoRLiF3 2 роки тому +4

    As a New Mexican from Albuquerque this is so funny

    • @elgee8872
      @elgee8872 2 роки тому

      Hahaha same man, this shit cracks me up every time

    • @robertoramos8257
      @robertoramos8257 2 роки тому

      This is my first time watching this it’s hilarious I’m from Albuquerque I just watched Theo von talking about ABQ and the comments brought me here.

    • @robertoramos8257
      @robertoramos8257 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YykmxHklZd4/v-deo.html

  • @anthonyv9242
    @anthonyv9242 4 роки тому +2

    Crying laughing so hard when computer breaks

  • @andrewb.9815
    @andrewb.9815 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact that the reported on a tweet, with a reporter on scene, proves how fuckin weird they are hahahahaha.

  • @mr.radiolips4964
    @mr.radiolips4964 5 років тому +5

    "Parts plus post-partum auto parts" lol

  • @larrygarcia8598
    @larrygarcia8598 5 років тому +8

    I love Albuquerque but I definitely feel like it’s one of those places you have to spend time in and be shown around to appreciate. Theres a lot more to see and absorb than just the airport and the poor run down area between that and the tiny theatre you performed . I can understand how you would think it was just a shitty place if that’s all you’ve seen .
    I think you’re really funny and it takes a lot to make me laugh. I hope you come back some day and allocate some time to spend here .

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 5 років тому +3

      Larry Garcia haha, nice subtle dig.

    • @krisb1973
      @krisb1973 5 років тому

      From ABQ, agree with you but still funny, lol

    • @DarkLinkAD
      @DarkLinkAD 5 років тому

      Yeah, Like blue-haired 80 year olds strolling by in a wheel chair.. Chanting, "My body my rights!"

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 років тому

      You’re overthinking this dude

    • @bobby9192
      @bobby9192 2 роки тому

      It’s hard to make me laugh but you passed the Larry Garcia test of funny.
      I laugh at all your jokes except this one because it effects me.

  • @MrOG07
    @MrOG07 4 роки тому +2

    “But once I left the show......where am I??” Lmfao

  • @joshuamacks6087
    @joshuamacks6087 4 роки тому +8

    Hey, at least it spawned Breaking Bad.

  • @JuicyOcelot
    @JuicyOcelot 4 роки тому

    Lol when it cut to you having the computer back. Lost it. Lol

  • @dondjulian2336
    @dondjulian2336 5 років тому +1

    😂 😂 im fucken dying about the post apocalyptic joke haha 😂 fuck!

  • @wrhodez7185
    @wrhodez7185 4 роки тому

    This is gold. Couldn't write that comedy any better.

  • @johnd8978
    @johnd8978 5 років тому +2

    That computer crash definitely made a DENT!!!

  • @Nathan-ii1dq
    @Nathan-ii1dq 5 років тому +3

    the way he says "Albuquerque" at 4:16 golden

  • @hudsonstorey1123
    @hudsonstorey1123 4 роки тому +12

    The funny thing is that segment came on before a child getting shot wtf

    • @mailliw94
      @mailliw94 4 роки тому +2

      yeah, we watched the video.

  • @morganproductions9442
    @morganproductions9442 3 роки тому +2

    I think the best part about living in Albuquerque is whenever I go anywhere people think are “dangerous” cities, I just get to tell them, “I’m from Albuquerque, it’s a miracle to make it home from the gas station alive…”
    But the mountains are pretty tho.

  • @lolipop9897
    @lolipop9897 4 роки тому +1

    11:49 hits THE spot in my ears 😂😍

  • @supercarspecifics
    @supercarspecifics 4 роки тому +3

    is it just me , or all 113 dislike's on this video was the Albuquerque new's team smashing the dislike button, thank you Chris for helping me learn the correct spelling of Albuquerque without having to look it up

  • @justanghozzst8218
    @justanghozzst8218 5 років тому +2

    My favorite part was when that glib random guy says: I think, he should probably apologize. That guy is so defeated inside, he's just happy some news lady is listening to him.

  • @kevinchang5082
    @kevinchang5082 5 років тому +2

    The ending is the best part lmao. I was there for 8 hours twice I’m sure it’s fine 😂😂

  • @kaidigemify
    @kaidigemify 5 років тому +19

    You need to start a go fund me for Albuquerque...

  • @BluntStuff
    @BluntStuff 5 років тому +7

    Moved from Fresno, Ca to Florida by driving, can confirm Albuquerque was by far the shittiest city I step foot in.
    Most crime+only hotel that had bedbugs.
    The truck depot motel in Alexandria, LA didn't have bed bugs.

    • @Caltoon2
      @Caltoon2 5 років тому

      Many people in Fresno say to leave as if it's the worst place, but it's only because wealthier, middle-class Clovis people like to compare their small town to one of the largest cities in California. There's worsier environments to grow up in obviously.

  • @citybusmuzik7558
    @citybusmuzik7558 5 років тому +5

    Parts plus auto parts! 😂😂😂😂

  • @greghamlin1900
    @greghamlin1900 5 років тому

    That look u gave after, "he probably should apologize. "💀💀💀😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikewalintschek5176
    @mikewalintschek5176 5 років тому +6

    Regina.... the city that rhymes with fun!

  • @Sabbathguy
    @Sabbathguy 4 роки тому +2

    Chris Daily needs to install an adblocker ;)

  • @kristofferh2312
    @kristofferh2312 4 роки тому +1

    My computer is broken! WOOOHOOO!
    That broke the camels back XD

  • @toniheyrend296
    @toniheyrend296 4 роки тому +1

    You're one of my favorite people that I dont actually know. Good jobs

  • @romanz9022
    @romanz9022 3 роки тому

    When you wanna rage cause your computer jammin on you TRANSFORM it into laughter, maniacal laughter.

  • @ShouldHaveKnownYT
    @ShouldHaveKnownYT 5 років тому

    “What is the fucking house that moves?
    MOBILE HOME!” 😂

  • @jimmyk4445
    @jimmyk4445 5 років тому +1

    LMFAO Chris losing his mind is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen. I'M PISSED BABY!!!!!

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 3 роки тому +2

    Cant wait to come see you at the CancerDome bro

  • @leonardascorpius5304
    @leonardascorpius5304 4 роки тому

    Yayyyy I thought I was the ONLY ONE who has been shouting out: If you invent something, MAKE IT DO ITS JOB!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

  • @nickb4162
    @nickb4162 5 років тому +2

    Laughed my head off to this whole clip 😂

  • @illuminated9758
    @illuminated9758 4 роки тому

    "one of Albuquerque's own slain" fucking made me wake my parents up because I was laughing so hard!!

  • @donnielovedahl1580
    @donnielovedahl1580 5 років тому +5

    Oh god if he comes down too Valencia county ever he is going too drop a diss track on it 😂

  • @verlonbaker5074
    @verlonbaker5074 4 роки тому +8

    I just laughed so hard. “According to ticket sales”

  • @jluehring
    @jluehring 5 років тому +3

    I think its funny that Chris didnt notice that the Kimo Theatre literally has swastikas drawn all over the walls . (Pre-Nazi Native American symbol)

  • @MikeSavageZA
    @MikeSavageZA 5 років тому

    @2:28 "Fuck ads on Y......" Reminds me of that 'oh wait I need these' meme 😂

  • @danielstudart2062
    @danielstudart2062 5 років тому +1

    18:56 the hand movement hahaha

  • @TankAssTanner
    @TankAssTanner 5 років тому +35

    The best part is they are defending the city at the end with a huge "CHILD SHOT" graphic in the background.

    • @ralphpasquale8848
      @ralphpasquale8848 5 років тому

      2legit2sh!t I was gonna say this too, MSM in America

    • @MrAjtello4
      @MrAjtello4 4 роки тому

      My god this was so funny

  • @govegan562
    @govegan562 5 років тому +2

    yo you had me crying laughing with this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kylejones404
    @kylejones404 4 роки тому

    I can't stop laughing while drunk bro this is so funny thanks for the laughs

  • @JustCoastN
    @JustCoastN 2 роки тому

    That little computer meltdown!😂

  • @Krew8
    @Krew8 5 років тому +3

    “Then we got the tumor valley” 😂

  • @mcmacshalfilya
    @mcmacshalfilya 5 років тому +1

    There's also a park there called KIMO Park. It looks straight out of a horror flick or bad dream. This place is soo bad, no one is allowed in. They put chain link fence around it, and it's permanently closed. It makes a graveyard look like a happy place

  • @savsaga8265
    @savsaga8265 5 років тому

    @1:01 I live on a native reservation in arizona and that image is Kokopelli. a fertility deity, usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player (often with feathers or antenna-like protrusions on his head), who is venerated by some Native American cultures in the Southwestern United States.

  • @brentmeinert9818
    @brentmeinert9818 5 років тому +1

    Absolute 100% true statements about Albuquerque and Flagstaff. 8 years ago my wife and I had to spend a night in Albuquerque. Had a terrible feeling about the place. Come to find out there was a serial killer actively murdering travelers and dumping them in the desert. Nobody told us while we were there, I found out from a dateline rerun like 2 years later. Flagstaff on the other hand had a kick ass diner, and the outdoors which is very cool.

  • @REALJIMMYJMUSIC
    @REALJIMMYJMUSIC 4 роки тому

    Born and raised in Albuquerque... Yes it does absolutely blow! I need to move! Thank you for being right!