Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Commando Is The Most Awesome Movie Ever Made

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  Рік тому +50

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @mericanignoranc3551
      @mericanignoranc3551 Рік тому +1

      That lady is Rae Dawn Chong, Tommy Chong's daughter and that should've made the honorable mentions.

    • @nunyabusiness7001
      @nunyabusiness7001 Рік тому +1

      @SpaceIce you forgot the best part ever!!! At the end when 80s music cranks up "youll be back Matrix" guitar riff of doom brant BRANT BRANT... No chanceeeee THEN he jumps in his stolen plane and no one bats an eyelid

    • @NotDecided420
      @NotDecided420 Рік тому +3

      I always thought Bennett had a stab proof vest for years until I watched it in HD. 🤣
      That's not chainmail!
      His grandma knitted that vest for him. 🤣

    • @piotrmalewski8178
      @piotrmalewski8178 Рік тому +1

      Actually, the grenade thing is not that unreal. There are WWII testimionies of soldiers who had a grenade exploding just in front of them, and went out almost unscrached. There are also testimonies of soldiers who would take close to 20 bullet hits, go unconscious for a couple of hours, then wake up in a middle of nowhere, walk miles back to the camp not even aware of injuries, and then collapse.

    • @darreng8256
      @darreng8256 7 місяців тому

      @@piotrmalewski8178 None of that is true. If you go unconscious from bullet wounds, it's because you're bleeding out. You don't just magically wake up hours later, that only happens in movies

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh Рік тому +544

    My dad rented this movie one night when my mom was out of town. I was, like, maybe seven or eight years old, and my dad told me "this is a really, really cool movie. You're probably too young to watch it. But I'll let you stay up and watch it with me on one condition: you can never, ever tell your mother I let you see this."

    • @juanezsanchez4441
      @juanezsanchez4441 Рік тому +75

      Same here with Predator, but guess what? I was so excited after watching it, i went straight home and told my mum all about it. Well she tore a massive strip off him lol, he never lets me forget 30 years later

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Рік тому +28

      My Dad wasn't a wuss so fortunately he never had to say anything like that to us. But we watched this in the theater and I'll always remember it.

    • @endlesspath3044
      @endlesspath3044 Рік тому +20

      Coolest dad ever 😄

    • @tchea186
      @tchea186 Рік тому +15

      My dad brought home robocop and terminator 1. Those were hectic. 😅

    • @MrPunkLaughsLast
      @MrPunkLaughsLast Рік тому +21

      @@juanezsanchez4441 you snitch

  • @acci2003
    @acci2003 Рік тому +219

    "After killing 22,000 men he finally runs out of ammo." Love it!

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU Рік тому +4

      The Russian Army ran out of ammo before Arnie did.

    • @mmadmic
      @mmadmic Рік тому

      Retired Arnold without ammo is deadlier than a normal soldier with a nuke bomb.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 Рік тому +5

      If you go back and count, it's actually 24,000 men. Many die off screen

    • @igorgajic8346
      @igorgajic8346 Рік тому +5

      And keeps on killing with gardening equipment.

    • @deadsouI
      @deadsouI Рік тому +3

      @@whosaidthat84 In his defense he said roughly 22000 man, not exactly 22000

  • @kailee87
    @kailee87 2 роки тому +1408

    greatest action movie of all time
    all weapons unlock
    unlimited health
    infinite ammo
    enemy re spawn too
    CLASSIC MASTERPIECE

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida Рік тому +246

    "Let off some steam, Bennett" is one of the top 3 one liners ever written 😂😂😂

    • @lRedPosion
      @lRedPosion Рік тому +37

      Don't disturb my friend he's dead tired

    • @aceburgers8801
      @aceburgers8801 Рік тому

      I like you Sully, thats why I’m gonna kill you last

    • @captainotto
      @captainotto Рік тому +20

      I had to let him go.

    • @kilmone
      @kilmone Рік тому

      It is hard to beat "F**k YOU, asshole " as a comeback though

    • @_--JohnVK--_
      @_--JohnVK--_ Рік тому +11

      I totally agree!! 😂😂
      I watched this movie in the theater when it came out and I remember the entire crowd cheering like crazy, and I mean like everyone getting up and jumping on their seats, throwing their popcorn in the air crazy, when he put the pipe through Bennet and saying that line! 😆😆😆
      You could truly feel the tension in the theater building up to that moment, and exploding when he said it. It was as if the entire crowd had agreed on doing that, but we were all strangers to one another. There was no agreement, it just happened. I have never experienced anything like that ever again. It was fucking AWESOME!!
      Man... as cheesy as a lot of it is, I sincerely love Arnold for giving us so much joy from & through his movies!! A true action hero!

  • @Metal-Gear-Moogle
    @Metal-Gear-Moogle Рік тому +352

    No one ever talks about the soundtrack. it's so damn good

    • @gvido2923
      @gvido2923 Рік тому +10

      I used that song while training

    • @russelledwards001
      @russelledwards001 Рік тому +18

      Almost exactly the same as 48hours - also another amazing movie

    • @CM-oh2gn
      @CM-oh2gn Рік тому +15

      "Somewhere....somehow....someone..." just starts echoing in my head now.

    • @sergio_grez
      @sergio_grez Рік тому +13

      James Horner, a master

    • @bshaun
      @bshaun Рік тому +6

      We fight with looove!

  • @robertbordevik5072
    @robertbordevik5072 Рік тому +178

    When I was a kid, commando was banned in my country Norway, because of the violence, which of course, made the movie even more attractive, and we were trying to find a way to get it. Then a brother of a friend came back from the states and he brought the VHS tape. Can you imagine as a kid, not only did we get to see the new Arnie movie (and the movie blew my head off) it was illegal too! I can still remember how exciting this was 30 plus years later. The cover, the weapon depot robbery, the level of testosterone in my body must have matched Arnold’s at the time 😂 Oh, and even as a kid, we all knew something wasn’t quite right with Bennett.. How they managed to cast him we’ll never know 😂

    • @MrCarpen7er
      @MrCarpen7er Рік тому +10

      It wasn´t suppoesed to be Vernon Wells. It was another actor, who was smaller. When the other actor couldn´t do it, Vernon Well, a much bigger guy had to wear the other guy´s clothes. That´s why he looks like that :)

    • @hirokomlm131
      @hirokomlm131 Рік тому +29

      Bennett had a moustache, which compensates for lack of muscles.

    • @rocksteady9826
      @rocksteady9826 Рік тому +21

      Bennett was perfect though. It was someone you loved to hate, the opposite of the badass that was Arnold, where Bennett was more of a "badass" because he was a psycho against, well, Arnold.

    • @lectrifyin1
      @lectrifyin1 Рік тому +5

      I think Bennet was cast in this movie because of his performance as the crazy mohawk guy Wes in Mad Max 2.

    • @rocksteady9826
      @rocksteady9826 Рік тому

      @@lectrifyin1 Haha, right indeed.

  • @00ghostcobra
    @00ghostcobra 2 роки тому +847

    Arnold is the reason why the whole action movie genre was even created..

    • @razorwire3056
      @razorwire3056 2 роки тому +94

      I wish he and Stallone made a movie together when they were in their 30s.

    • @lordmarcusrax
      @lordmarcusrax 2 роки тому +173

      ​@@razorwire3056 Are you crazy? If the two ever came closer than 50 feet in those days the combined manliness would have collapsed into a singularity and destroyed the planet.

    • @chicagomike4587
      @chicagomike4587 Рік тому +108

      @@lordmarcusrax All females on Earth would have became instantly pregnant...with twins.

    • @sanssin344
      @sanssin344 Рік тому +31

      @@razorwire3056 rambo vs terminator

    • @rahimkisoor7004
      @rahimkisoor7004 Рік тому +7

      Hey hold on... What about Charlie Chaplin!?

  • @frankb821
    @frankb821 Рік тому +104

    I didn't think I could love Commando any more than I already did. And then I watched this.

    • @Fres-no
      @Fres-no Рік тому

      TRUE.... ASSHOLE!

  • @brokenalice218
    @brokenalice218 2 роки тому +411

    "Fat Freddy Mercury". Damn, I am sold right there.

    • @Pauxthabeatmaker
      @Pauxthabeatmaker Рік тому +4

      Omg hahahahahh

    • @TheR3q
      @TheR3q Рік тому +4

      I lost it there too xD

    • @JOECANDELA22
      @JOECANDELA22 Рік тому +13

      I thought they were a little unfair about Bennett. The actor who played him was Vernon Wells who played Wez the psychotic Mohawked enemy of Mad Max in Road Warrior. Were good movie heavy.

    • @bryanelam7431
      @bryanelam7431 Рік тому +1

      Yes, that's one of my new favorite descriptions, genius!!

    • @geort45
      @geort45 Рік тому +3

      almost shat myself.... pure gold

  • @aceburgers8801
    @aceburgers8801 Рік тому +42

    I love when the porsche flips on its side “totally f’d” but after arnold flips it back and drives off its mint

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 Рік тому +8

      He buffed out dings and dents with his muscles.

  • @cut_wise
    @cut_wise Рік тому +93

    "That's right. Fat Freddy Mercury who looks like he came straight from the Renaissance Fair is the main villain of the movie" I'm rolling. Subbed

  • @Krassus7101
    @Krassus7101 Рік тому +81

    This whole video is comedy gold, but the absolute best part is 6:58 when Bennett says “I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!” And even Space Ice almost break’s character and says “What?!”
    That had me rolling 😂😂😂

    • @Ape_In_His_Apex
      @Ape_In_His_Apex Рік тому +11

      I laughed so hard I woke my kids up... Then I climbed in bed and tried to hold in my laugh and woke my wife up. The reaction is killing me LOL

    • @Krassus7101
      @Krassus7101 Рік тому +1

      @@Ape_In_His_Apex 😂

    • @fakirpoo
      @fakirpoo Рік тому +6

      I've seen this movie more times than I can count and I never questioned that line until now. Truly hilarious.

    • @tenillehodge
      @tenillehodge Рік тому

      Well,there are 2 walnuts in the male beanbag, so......yeah..bennet could indeed shoot matrix right in between them!!!

    • @carlosbalazs2492
      @carlosbalazs2492 8 місяців тому

      Completely different voice, makes me wonder how much effort he puts into his announcer voice.

  • @justanotherbod3378
    @justanotherbod3378 2 роки тому +418

    Definitely one of my favourite arnie flicks. Totally unapologetic, balls-to-the-wall violence. The third act is hands down, some of the most entertaining set pieces ever put on the silver screen. Pure 80’s testosterone ✌️

    • @biltrex
      @biltrex Рік тому +15

      The sawblade to the head and the machete arm chop, as well as the table leg out through the chest, stuck in my head for decades as the most disturbingly awesome things I had ever seen!

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Рік тому +7

      @@biltrex Stuck in yur head, I see what you did there!

    • @Rauxanhdauma
      @Rauxanhdauma Рік тому +6

      That's actually how masculine frame suppose to be

    • @persona83
      @persona83 Рік тому +5

      Today one could be sent to jail only for watching this movie.

    • @karsaorlong3761
      @karsaorlong3761 Рік тому +1

      @@persona83 😂

  • @gregwood4153
    @gregwood4153 Рік тому +60

    One of my favorite movies. I even snuck Bennet in as my son's middle name. My wife had no idea commando was my inspiration.

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 Рік тому +6

      Why not Matrix?

    • @spacemountain5624
      @spacemountain5624 Рік тому +9

      Hopefully she doesn't see your comment :)

    • @Michael-it7nx
      @Michael-it7nx Рік тому +2

      @@spacemountain5624lol😆👍

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 Рік тому +2

      My dad tried to name me James Logan (wolverine). Mom wanted Jonathan, thats fine, in some comics wolverine is John Logan. Since that's not my name I guess mom won. This was 30 years ago too. Before the x-men movies or other common superhero stuff was mainstream.

    • @whosaidthat84
      @whosaidthat84 Рік тому +9

      So when he gets older and is in a bad mood, are you gonna tell him to let off some steam?

  • @r0btech
    @r0btech 2 роки тому +142

    The sound of Sully falling is one of the sweetest sounds ever, I need it as my ringtone.

  • @YouTube-tied
    @YouTube-tied Рік тому +15

    The shot of Bennett at 2:46 as he reacts to the explosions always gets me. "Welcome back John, so glad you could make it."

  • @nafisaustin5063
    @nafisaustin5063 Рік тому +52

    Commando is the Godfather of all modern action movies . Nothing is better

  • @nicohauptmentalist
    @nicohauptmentalist Рік тому +39

    After the breakdown of the Warsaw pact and the reunion of Germany this was one of the first movies I saw on video. This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. It screams out U S A every millisecond. Amazing flick. A piece of art and history.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Рік тому +5

      Probably the best comment on this video.

    • @mikee1891
      @mikee1891 Рік тому

      Arnold voice: “This is why you lost….” 😎

    • @MDOP1
      @MDOP1 10 місяців тому

      those action movies which were only available on pirate VHSes (usually copied with the use of two VHS videos) had a unique value if you were living in post soviet countries like Poland for exp. Rambo II who fights Russians was also our here not only American.

  • @Judestomp
    @Judestomp Рік тому +170

    One of my favorite scenes is when Arnold drives a bulldozer through a gun store wall and just casually robs it entirely.

    • @Bigfitz2
      @Bigfitz2 Рік тому +11

      My favorite scen is the fight scene in the hotel,when Arnold punches Cook through the door and there's a couple in the next room doing god knows cause he's bent over under the sheets with her behind him 🤣

    • @slckb0y65
      @slckb0y65 Рік тому +17

      not to mention, the gun store just happen to casually store quad rocket launcher :P

    • @jakebunker8874
      @jakebunker8874 Рік тому +14

      Just letting you know that because of that scene. Me at 11 in 1986 decided I was going to open a gun store some day so I could have a hidden back room like that at 40 I was finally able to achieve my dreams. Than you Arnold.

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 Рік тому +1

      @@Bigfitz2 Dam I never noticed that! I found a clip and checked.

    • @Bigfitz2
      @Bigfitz2 Рік тому +1

      @@pebblepod30 that shit is hilarious

  • @rodgermurphy5721
    @rodgermurphy5721 Рік тому +32

    6:06 "I eat green berets for breakfast.....and right now i'm very hungry".....BEST LINE of all time

  • @MarkEdwards101
    @MarkEdwards101 2 роки тому +225

    I just discovered this channel two days ago and it is sooo good. I've been gut-laughing like hell. Keep up the great work.

    • @Mike-qz4by
      @Mike-qz4by 2 роки тому +3

      2 days for me

    • @DaLova81
      @DaLova81 Рік тому +3

      A week for me 😄 Welcome to the gang

    • @facilis
      @facilis Рік тому

      Only one day for me and I'm bingeing (spelling?) like a nutcase :D

    • @Justlistenflows
      @Justlistenflows Рік тому +1

      @@facilis Same here! lol

    • @maguffle
      @maguffle Рік тому +2

      10 days for me!

  • @wanderingvagabond1634
    @wanderingvagabond1634 Рік тому +39

    Completely forgot that Arnold's daughter in this movie was Alyssa Milano and one of the other overconfident guys was Bill Duke who also was also killed in an unexpectedly quick manner in Predator. This movie is legendary!

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Рік тому +7

      Yeah too bad Milano went all crazy.

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 Рік тому +3

      You can't afford to be a black side character in an action movie. Not only are you guaranteed to die, you're going to die quickly, if not even die first. Lol

  • @genxer1
    @genxer1 2 роки тому +52

    In the final fight when he's strolling along with the M60 mowing people down and every time they cut to him the ammo belt is a different length cracks me up every time.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 Рік тому +28

    This was basically Arnie's Demo Reel
    If you wanted to have Schwarzenegger in a film, you watch this one, so you know how to best utilize him
    Most actors show have a Demo Reel of them in their favorite genre, so they're not wasted on something dumb

  • @biltrex
    @biltrex Рік тому +84

    I used to dream that Commando was my real father. No, not John Matrix the Commando, but the actual movie.

    • @slckb0y65
      @slckb0y65 Рік тому

      only cause he didn't get a chance or else that movie is so manly he would have propably impregnated your mom by mere skin contact.

    • @sultanabran1
      @sultanabran1 Рік тому +4

      that would make alyssa milano (jenny) your sister.

    • @n0kua
      @n0kua Рік тому

      I feel you.

  • @CplBaker
    @CplBaker Рік тому +11

    Most realistic depiction of a Father's journey to save his daughter.

  • @Robo311Star
    @Robo311Star 2 роки тому +63

    I think you're secretly trying to kill us with laughter

  • @robertturner1308
    @robertturner1308 Рік тому +25

    As a teenager the shed scene blew my mind. He puts a pitchfork into one man, takes an axe to another guys balls, cuts off a dudes arm with a machete, and scalps someone with a saw blade. All this in about a 30 second time span. Absolutely crazy violent but somehow fun! Love Commando. Terminator and Predator are wonderful Arnold movies too.

  • @cubanref9670
    @cubanref9670 Рік тому +281

    That scene where Arnold breaks the guys neck and his arms flair up for a sec always gets me. 😂😂😂😂

    • @hoodatheist5549
      @hoodatheist5549 Рік тому +14

      lol, oh shit.

    • @akschannelhome
      @akschannelhome Рік тому +4

      Lololol

    • @asheriko26
      @asheriko26 Рік тому +14

      he does this twice - when he gets an elbow to the face and when Arnold breaks his neck.

    • @geort45
      @geort45 Рік тому +6

      The elbow to the face is legendary

    • @BileDuctBalderdash
      @BileDuctBalderdash Рік тому +23

      Breaks his neck from a sitting position this is superhero strength LOL

  • @brianborrow8982
    @brianborrow8982 Рік тому +23

    This is the greatest action movie of all time. My favorite movie of all time.
    Nothing will ever equal it. Ever

  • @tryfelyn
    @tryfelyn Рік тому +6

    The tool shed is one of the best action scenes of all time for me

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 Рік тому +14

    man, the 80's were pure gold

  • @RemnTheteth
    @RemnTheteth Рік тому +4

    I just watched this recently for the first time in like 20 years and it's surprisingly entertaining, with some great one-liners, crazy action sequences, and just general shenanigans and tomfoolery.
    11/10, careers were forged here.

  • @b.nash.7778
    @b.nash.7778 Рік тому +194

    He's practically a Super Soldier in this movie. Jumping out of planes with no parachute, overpowering ten men, taking down a whole army by himself, surprised The Avengers haven't called him. Give him a shield and he's basically Captain America.

    • @blairsmith3199
      @blairsmith3199 Рік тому +36

      If John matrix was thanos, infinity war would have been 10 min long and there would be no sequel after that

    • @malafakka8530
      @malafakka8530 Рік тому

      @@blairsmith3199 he also wouldn't have needed some lousy infinity stones to kill half of the population of the universe. Just give him a knife and some grenades and he is good.

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Рік тому +19

      when my dad showed me this movie he told me to get a pen and pad and keep tally of all the kills. it was like 200something 😅🤣

    • @blaxpoitation8528
      @blaxpoitation8528 Рік тому +12

      Don’t forget ripping out a car seat. Gangsta as hell

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 Рік тому +13

      A super soldier, or...a normal Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • @FlecheDeFer
    @FlecheDeFer Рік тому +20

    Bennett is one of the coolest villains ever. Practically every single line he says is quotable.

    • @ScruffyOldJimbo
      @ScruffyOldJimbo Рік тому +5

      He's one of the few humans to ever commit the word 'pissant' to film, and does it better than anyone else ever has done x infinity.
      It's important that everyone tries to use the word pissant as often as possible, to get it used much more commonly.

    • @dagutterboy73
      @dagutterboy73 Рік тому +2

      He was better in The Road Warrior.

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 5 місяців тому

      @@dagutterboy73Definitely, but Bennet is so wonderfully insane that like Wes he’s extremely memorable. Wes is much more intimidating though.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Рік тому +58

    In a decade overpopulated with preposterous (awesome) action movies ... this thing is an unimpeachable masterpiece.

  • @warrick3w881
    @warrick3w881 Рік тому +32

    Dude i still remember all those 1 liners. "Let off some steam Bennet" 🤣🤣 this movie is the most bad ass movie ever. Plus the opening scene is just epic. I even had the boots he wore and told all my friends i had the commando boots...classic

  • @Somewondude
    @Somewondude Рік тому +14

    he had GOD MODE on for the entire movie

  • @rpcheesman
    @rpcheesman 2 роки тому +22

    Who can forget the magically regenerating Porsche. It's so in fear of Arnold it removes all the scratches and dent when he gets into it to drive away after killing Sully.

  • @georgez8350
    @georgez8350 Рік тому +8

    The first VHS my dad rented back in 1986 (along with the Pale Rider), good times. I miss you dad..

  • @darrenclements6028
    @darrenclements6028 2 роки тому +54

    Commando is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME and STUNNINGLY AMAZING
    Arnold Schwarzenegger is John Matrix he eats Green berets for breakfast
    Taking on enemy Soldiers is like cutting warm butter

    • @phase1342
      @phase1342 Рік тому +6

      And Lies about having a bad arm to Sully while hanging him off a cliff ..then again… maybe he did have a bad arm considering he ripped a phone booth out of the floor while carrying tjat huge ass tree on shoulder in beginning too

  • @john_WayneRidesAgain
    @john_WayneRidesAgain 2 роки тому +30

    I believe the orginial story was written by Shakespeare and adapted to screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and martin Scorsese

    • @slckb0y65
      @slckb0y65 Рік тому +4

      Daniel Day Lewis was only beaten by Arnie at the very last second for the role of john matrix

  • @hd-be7di
    @hd-be7di Рік тому +8

    Commando is a timeless masterpiece

  • @daleupthegrove6396
    @daleupthegrove6396 2 роки тому +23

    About the only movies I watched thru the 80's were action adventure shoot 'em ups. If it didn't have firefights, explosions and a high body count I wasn't interested. I must have seen Commando almost a hundred times at least once a week. Such good times.

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 2 роки тому

      Don't forget the obligatory tit scene in many of those movies. The one in Commando was when the couple was banging in the hotel. Arnold and Bill Duke were beating the hell out of each other and destroying the room next to them and they just kept on banging. I like to think that after Arnold and Bill crashed into their room then Arnold killed Bill right in front of them they just went right back to banging. The girl from that scene, Ava Cadell, went on to obtain two doctorates. No matter what great things she went on to achieve, I like to think the highlight of her life was flashing her tits for a few seconds in Commando.

    • @akschannelhome
      @akschannelhome Рік тому

      Same

    • @ScruffyOldJimbo
      @ScruffyOldJimbo Рік тому +1

      Only a pissant would say this. I used to watch it a hundred times EVERY week! :D
      Keep on watching it - it's the best film ever created. Along with every other Arnie action film. But also better.

  • @culmo80
    @culmo80 Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: When Arnold slices off that dude's arm with the machete, he originally said "Need a hand?" but the producers thought that was a bit too morbid, so they cut it.

  • @leon_De_Grelle
    @leon_De_Grelle Рік тому +3

    This is easily one of my favorite action movies of all time. It is pure distilled spirit of the action genre at a time - the 1980s - when the best action movies of all time were made. This movie stands out as tickling almost every single nerve of the action category, and solidified Arnold's place as a the de-facto action star. In a decade filled with incredible action movies and actors, this was perfect. I show my sons this movie every few months. Popcorn and all that. Great fun. The death toll in this movie I can't even quantify.

  • @darth_winnie
    @darth_winnie 2 роки тому +31

    Bennet: "Im gonna shoot you between THA BAWS!"
    Space Ice: *breaks character* "...what?!"
    🤣🤣🤣 ded

    • @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available
      @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available Рік тому +2

      Some 20th Century Fox executive producer:
      - We need a snappy Bennett one-liner
      A coked-out screenwriter:
      - How about, "I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls"

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Рік тому

      Bennett was a little sus in this film

    • @incomingincoming1133
      @incomingincoming1133 Рік тому +3

      @@RichV20 A lot of Bennett's threats were about penetrating Matrix in some way.

  • @carlcowin2246
    @carlcowin2246 Рік тому +12

    Another honorable mention for all the air catapults used in this movie. They did some real heavy lifting...

  • @billpatterson5461
    @billpatterson5461 2 роки тому +18

    Man this movie brings me back

  • @rictusmetallicus
    @rictusmetallicus Рік тому +1

    The blueprint of any action movie ever made. It's so much over the top, it goes around earth once and kicks your ass coming ip right behind you again

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 Рік тому +11

    The Valmet M78/83 (the Finnish RPK) was the best gun Arnie used in this movie. It also showed up in Predator (briefly) because both movies were supplied by the same theatrical armory.
    5:20 The M202 FLASH was designed in such a way that it's impossible to make that mistake IRL.

  • @WitteReus
    @WitteReus Рік тому +12

    Arnold didn’t dodge the grenade, the grenade dodged Arnold.

  • @SciHeartJourney
    @SciHeartJourney Рік тому +13

    I forgot that this movie was so violent. I remember it like it was a comedy. 🤣

  • @rubety6
    @rubety6 8 місяців тому +3

    I made my wife watch Commando when we first got married 20 years ago... She said: That movie was just garbage... I said: watch your blasphemy woman!! This is a timeless classic.

  • @janlassen6101
    @janlassen6101 2 роки тому +65

    Funny how the entire Army can't hit him, but he just stands there shooting them all.

    • @proterotype
      @proterotype 2 роки тому +20

      I’m not sure what you mean, he had the drop on all of them

    • @janlassen6101
      @janlassen6101 2 роки тому +16

      @@proterotype yes, and to be fair, it was only 272 Soldiers against a target double the size of them standing still out in the open hehe.

    • @proterotype
      @proterotype 2 роки тому +3

      @@janlassen6101 exactly

    • @joeo2533
      @joeo2533 Рік тому +14

      They are shooting fine but the bullets just weren't on the level of a mid 80s Arnold.

    • @NeedsNoNam3
      @NeedsNoNam3 Рік тому +2

      He is a pro, they are noobs with lag 💯

  • @ryankopchak8919
    @ryankopchak8919 Рік тому +5

    The greatest review of all time, for the greatest film of all time.

  • @scarah3127
    @scarah3127 2 роки тому +22

    always forget how good this movie is

  • @kbo8029
    @kbo8029 Рік тому +2

    This was like my favorite movie ever as a kid.
    Fun fact the shopping mall is the same mall as in Terminator 2

  • @wilmergimenez
    @wilmergimenez 2 роки тому +9

    Dude your channel is the best thing I have found in months, keep doing this great work

  • @Zhello79
    @Zhello79 Рік тому +8

    I remember watching this in the 90s as a kid on Superstation. Usually comes on after the Jackie Chan marathons and Robocop. Cyborg with Jean Claude Vann Dame is good as well as Timecop, as well as Demolition Man 👍🏾

    • @androogalt
      @androogalt Рік тому +3

      Demolition Man is so good, I was once seeing a girl who brought it up before I did saying it was one of her favourite movies 🥵

  • @tonyj9743
    @tonyj9743 Рік тому +5

    The funniest scene is the blackmailer at the beginning who was so confident he had Arnold over a barrel.
    "You're gonna cooperate, right?"
    Arnold: Wrong! BLAM!!!

    • @caza728
      @caza728 Рік тому +1

      Similar to the gun store scene in The Terminator.

  • @WarKing77
    @WarKing77 Рік тому +1

    My brother and I always thank the gods, old and new, that our parents were huge action movie fans and took us to see Arnold, Stallone, and JCVD films in theatres, we had awesome childhoods 😢

  • @adamarket
    @adamarket 2 роки тому +15

    You’re making great videos. I’m loving them. Keep at it pal.

  • @marcust478
    @marcust478 Рік тому +2

    That Bennet line is one of the most WTF moments in the history of moviemaking.
    No matter how many times I watch this movie, which I love, I'm always like WHAT?! at that line.

  • @blairsmith3199
    @blairsmith3199 Рік тому +11

    This is the movie I immedialty think of when I think of 80s action. It's the most pure form of it I've ever seen. It's the action movie I compare all others to, and nothing except for the John whick movies has come close to its greatness. Even rambo owes this movie a debt of gratitude.

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP Рік тому +6

    “Because brakes are for pussies” I woke my wife up laughing so hard

  • @_BhagavadGita
    @_BhagavadGita Рік тому +10

    I'm a physicist and I approve this message.

  • @ryansnustad9133
    @ryansnustad9133 Рік тому +1

    When I was 10 years old, I watched this movie at least 3 times a day. There is no singular reason for why. It just fucking rocked.

  • @algolin
    @algolin Рік тому +3

    The greatest Arnie's movie. An archetypical action movie. Perfect in so many ways.

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 Рік тому +2

    Commando is so awesome that even Deadpool shows up at 2:28 inside the blast to congratulate Arnold on a job well done.

  • @charlesws7825
    @charlesws7825 Рік тому +5

    Still one of the best movies ever...it doesn't try to be anything but 80's era fun! 😁😁😁

  • @YallMFsNeedJesus
    @YallMFsNeedJesus 10 місяців тому

    For the past 11 years I’ve been celebrating Schwarzgiving instead of Thanksgiving. I build an Arnold shrine in my living room that continues to grow and watch Arnold movies all day. Just finished Commando🦾 Your Arnold videos are now part of this glorious day as interludes. Please make more!!!

  • @miguelangelbazan8697
    @miguelangelbazan8697 Рік тому +3

    Best action star ever and forever

  • @hannibalbarca6308
    @hannibalbarca6308 Рік тому +18

    Most unintentionally hilarious movie of all time(possibly tied with Death Wish 3). Could never be re-created...a one-off one of a kind masterpiece

    • @AdventuresWithMe00
      @AdventuresWithMe00 Рік тому +2

      Yes! Death Wish 3 is an absolute masterpiece.

    • @hannibalbarca6308
      @hannibalbarca6308 Рік тому +1

      @@AdventuresWithMe00 yes, another one of a kind masterpeice

    • @kitrik23
      @kitrik23 Рік тому +1

      nope death wish wins ... bronson takes bad acting to a whole other stratosphere

    • @hannibalbarca6308
      @hannibalbarca6308 Рік тому +1

      @@kitrik23 he just played himself. Just like fellow master steven seagal

    • @kitrik23
      @kitrik23 Рік тому +1

      Hannibal Barca, Great Man ... Much much respect

  • @AngolaGameShow
    @AngolaGameShow Рік тому +1

    This is the best UA-cam channel ever made, congratulations to you my friend.

  • @xombi213
    @xombi213 Рік тому +2

    'I let him go' is my favorite movie one liner of all time.

  • @StonyBlazestation
    @StonyBlazestation Рік тому +1

    I had a commando costume and toy set when I was like 5 years old and I wore it to kindergarten one day. The 80s were fucking amazing.

  • @mb-pc3zn
    @mb-pc3zn Рік тому +5

    I adore this movie so much,I watch it at least 3 times a year.Whenever I'm in a shitty mood I watch this or space ice 🤘👍

  • @rhetth.708
    @rhetth.708 Рік тому +1

    Can't believe I used to watch this after school with my friend when we were in Kindergarten. Ahhh, the 80's.

  • @hoviksmail
    @hoviksmail Рік тому +4

    I always loved the scene where he takes the whole army out, classic. Also the part where he breaks into the gun store to stock up.

  • @thenson1Halo
    @thenson1Halo Рік тому +1

    Now that you mention it the movie really is made entirely out of one liners. No wonder I like it so much. My favorite is "Hey! You can't drive that in here!".

  • @themagicpancakes
    @themagicpancakes 2 місяці тому +1

    I grew up watching this movie weekly. This movie is the most awesome movie ever made. You are correct.

  • @centralscrutinizer6108
    @centralscrutinizer6108 Рік тому +51

    Dude this was so freaking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing. I loved this movie so much when I was a kid, its still great to this day. Commando, Predator, Total Recall, oh my god you need to do one of these for The Running Man. I swear that movie sets the record for those awesome one liners. Just absolute insanity but its got to be considered top 3.

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 Рік тому +2

      "Hey light bulb! Hey Christmas treeee!"

  • @vMaxHeadroom
    @vMaxHeadroom Рік тому +3

    Probably one of the greatest action movies ever, ever, ever, ever made!!!!!

  • @justatiger6268
    @justatiger6268 Рік тому +2

    The first time I saw Commando, I laughed so hard it took me half an hour just to stop.
    I have never laughed so hard before or since then. Simply amazing movie.

  • @JohnSuave
    @JohnSuave Рік тому +2

    I laughed so hard when you broke character for that "What??"

  • @jasonrusso151
    @jasonrusso151 7 місяців тому

    "don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired" & "I let him go." best lines

  • @youflatbro7498
    @youflatbro7498 Рік тому +3

    Loved this movie.
    Everyone knows that grenades are for double jumping.
    We laughed are arsses when we saw the cardboard soldiers in the explosion scene. Usually you don't notice that stuff until you get the VHS tape but it was clear as day in the theaters. LOL Loved it!

  • @sergiomessias3691
    @sergiomessias3691 Рік тому +1

    I think I have watched this video 100 times and still can't get enough of it 😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @Zenoandturtle
    @Zenoandturtle Рік тому +4

    I regard Commando as the single greatest action flick ever made. This movie has the most awesome pacing and editing I have seen to date.

  • @baleeghshaheed6439
    @baleeghshaheed6439 2 місяці тому

    My pops had this classic on VHS. Simply amazing.

  • @xaviermontalban717
    @xaviermontalban717 10 місяців тому +5

    Arnold is so awesome that the 911 Porsche repaired itself after they crashed it

  • @johnjmccarrick
    @johnjmccarrick Рік тому

    im in my mid 40s ...love the 80s action movies... i havent laughed as hard as i have watching your vids in years great job thank you man

  • @darreng8256
    @darreng8256 2 роки тому +13

    such an underrated movie

  • @arnoldapostol8216
    @arnoldapostol8216 Рік тому

    Grew up in the 80’s and boy I missed these testosterone-packed action movies! Always had this smile in people’s faces coming out from the theaters! Movies should entertain! Not preach BS!

  • @braddenney3121
    @braddenney3121 2 роки тому +5

    You should do a review on “running man” 👍

    • @lordmarcusrax
      @lordmarcusrax 2 роки тому +1

      Oooh boy, definitely. Or Total Recall!

  • @crushert
    @crushert Рік тому +1

    I loved this movie when I was a kid.
    My dad called these types the "Ten dead for a dime" movies.

  • @officegossip
    @officegossip Рік тому +6

    The greatest action movie of all time.

  • @onearmedbandit_nz
    @onearmedbandit_nz Рік тому +1

    I was so hoping one-liners was number 1 and you did not disappoint.