Oblivion NPCs having 1000 IQ for 8 minutes and 49 seconds straight

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  • @harv612
    @harv612 2 роки тому +288

    “You won’t get away with this!”
    Proceeds to then get away with this.

  • @DarkWarrior076
    @DarkWarrior076 2 роки тому +294

    WANTED: Hero of Kvatch
    REWARD: 100,000,000 Gold
    REASON: Touching things

    • @wombyy
      @wombyy Рік тому +22

      Guards: Keep telekinesis active at all times to sense him drinking from a cup in an inn on the other side of the continent

    • @r.r.r.r.r.r.r.
      @r.r.r.r.r.r.r. Рік тому +23

      "Here's your food sir, please let us know if you need anything else."
      [picks up fork]
      THIEF
      YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS

    • @cocomonkilla
      @cocomonkilla Рік тому +8

      REASON: being a treacherous little filcher

  • @lilwyvern4
    @lilwyvern4 2 роки тому +377

    There's a strange comfiness to Oblivion, especially in towns. Maybe it's Jeremy Soule's music, maybe it's the sort of crusty PS360 aesthetic, maybe it's the janky radiant AI with their repetitive conversations, but it's just cozy.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +27

      Agreed!

    • @Healer0079a
      @Healer0079a Рік тому +4

      Why not all of it together?
      Also nice pic.

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor Рік тому +36

      Morrowind is too foreign and strange, Skyrim is too post-apocalyptic and rugged. TES4's Cyrodiil is just where life is good for everyone.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 Рік тому +27

      Everyone is kinda chill despite the literal portals to hell opening up outside every major city.

    • @Accelerate55
      @Accelerate55 Рік тому +13

      @@Supperdude9 Do you think what happened in Kvatch could happen here too?

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 2 роки тому +96

    “Help thief! Put that back!”
    “Take whatever you want it’s non of my business”

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +8

      Too much emotions in too little time...

  • @mateobonavento3939
    @mateobonavento3939 2 роки тому +190

    The best part in Aelwin's case is that he had much more money on him than those savings he was bragging about.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +12

      I would hope so, it would be so sad if he wouldn't...

    • @boblee-bean7518
      @boblee-bean7518 2 роки тому +1

      Preeetty sure that's a glitch. But I could be wrong

  • @NickManJams
    @NickManJams 2 роки тому +267

    The dialogue interruptions get me good. 🤣
    "Put tha-"
    "Stop, th-"
    "Thief, y-"
    "Man down, ma-"
    "You, tre-"
    "May Talos g-"
    "Help! Help, I-"
    Also, I don't think I've ever seen the guards running in fear before now.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +26

      I made them fear me so much they couldn't talk properly...

    • @mariehassett247
      @mariehassett247 Рік тому

      6:05
      "May talos gu-" ( X __ X )

  • @budakbaongsiah
    @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +170

    Radiant AI best AI, undefeated even to this day. Contenders are many, including Bethesda's newer works (even CDPR joined in to get the first spot) but none are as radiant as Oblivion's.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +14

      It really is groundbreaking, but it's still fun to make fun of it at times!

    • @proximacentaur1654
      @proximacentaur1654 2 роки тому +9

      What other games have the AI broken just right like Oblivion? Seriously more interested in these than the AAA now ha!

    • @John777tino
      @John777tino 2 роки тому +9

      That brokeness makes this game so fun

    • @The_Mad_King_Aerys
      @The_Mad_King_Aerys 2 роки тому +7

      Cyberpunks npcs have no ai. They're essentially just walking scenery. Terrible game.

    • @proximacentaur1654
      @proximacentaur1654 2 роки тому +7

      @@The_Mad_King_Aerys yeah that game was a major disappointment. its not even broken in an interesting way. just plain broken.

  • @cherryw4ves615
    @cherryw4ves615 2 роки тому +90

    This is so chaotic, I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard 🤣
    The guards voices duplicating over eachother
    ASAUASAULT!!

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 2 роки тому +64

    I still love the Ai of Oblivion, it's so good

  • @budakbaongsiah
    @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +41

    7:28 "stealing all armors from the barracks to make the imperial city guards naked" video when

  • @KimberlyKjellberg
    @KimberlyKjellberg 2 роки тому +64

    I had spent a lot of time talking to every NPC in the Imperial City, everyone liked me and had a disposition 70+ to me. The guards caught me stealing something, they tried to arrest me. I resisted and of course all the guards attacked me. But everyone else attacked the guards. It was quite a intense fight.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +25

      The civilians usually go against the guards when they have an average or above disposition to you, creates lots of chaos and funny moments!

    • @KimberlyKjellberg
      @KimberlyKjellberg 2 роки тому +6

      @@ThatsCoolDude I didn't know that or rather I didn't think that far. I just wanted to annoy the guards not create a blood bath. There where quite a lot of people around. But I also had guards just paying off my bounty instead.

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 Рік тому +4

      By the gods! There's a PSYCHOPATH on the loose!

    • @markoaurelius3780
      @markoaurelius3780 Місяць тому

      HELP! SOMEBODY'S BEEN MURDERED!

  • @KeithM-ds1cf
    @KeithM-ds1cf 2 роки тому +57

    The guard's horse flying through the air had me in tears. 😂

  • @mrlightningbolt887
    @mrlightningbolt887 2 роки тому +130

    The radiant ai combined with the potato faces makes Oblivion a timeless classic that is both incredibly fun to play and gives a strong sense of nostalgia. I started a Skyrim play through for a bit at one point. It was was fine, but it felt like it was missing something. The magic seemed lackluster and it took itself too seriously. I did only play it for a few hours, so we’ll see. One day I’ll return to finish my play through

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +14

      Good luck! I agree, Oblivion's randomness made so much fun memories!

    • @nero9230
      @nero9230 2 роки тому +10

      Skyrim has its very own unique charm too. Both feel totally different.

    • @eleanorburns8686
      @eleanorburns8686 Рік тому

      Just came back to my Skyrim character after finishing the main quest in Oblivion (thankfully loads still to do, including Shivering Isles). I'm a latecomer to both, having picked up my Xbox 360 during lockdown. While Skyrim is legitimately amazing - the water and fire effects, smoke, weather etc. so much more elaborate than Oblivion's one wonders how the hell they squeezed it onto that console generation - I do feel it loses something for the greater polish. The loss of spell-making is especially sad, as it makes magic into just a standard grind rather than a weird and wonderful exercise in lateral thinking (and is also a severe departure from Elder Scrolls tradition). Also, melee combat just felt way more crisp and responsive, for reasons I can't pin down (but not for nothing does my Skyrim character keep reverting to stealth archery...).

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 2 роки тому +23

    "Put that back, put that back, put that back STOP!!!"
    XD reason why oblivion is my favorite

  • @proximacentaur1654
    @proximacentaur1654 2 роки тому +46

    05:56 That is an especially flamboyant way to die. Helps to keep the NPC killing spree interesting. 08:19 Millisecond winning smile!

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +9

      1) Orcs have the best and heartwarming smile!
      2) It's super funny to give essential NPCs spells that last for 2 minutes... They just wake up and day over and over again...

    • @25thDaveWalker
      @25thDaveWalker 2 роки тому +4

      I've heard they have good magic trainers at the mages guild 😃

  • @PlayingItWrong
    @PlayingItWrong Рік тому +3

    When you were knocking over the books i just envisiaged a khajit going full housecat mode.

  • @simonjernsletten5207
    @simonjernsletten5207 Рік тому +4

    I love how picking up a cup or a jug in a tavern gets you branded a thief. Like what do people do in taverns? Just sit around and engage in casual conversation?

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  Рік тому

      Well, Oblivion NPCs kinda are the best for casual convos... so it would make sense...

  • @pangoprime8674
    @pangoprime8674 2 роки тому +33

    This radiant AI should be used in all games forevermore! lol

  • @feiwong3634
    @feiwong3634 2 роки тому +8

    Gotta love when the guard sentences overlap between them.

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 2 роки тому +8

    "you won't get away with it.
    You just did.
    She's getting away with it everybody"

  • @sithspitdanikan4725
    @sithspitdanikan4725 2 роки тому +3

    *picks up a bucket*
    "NOW YOU REALLY WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS"

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 2 роки тому +6

    when you pick up a cup in a bar and get arrested

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 Рік тому

      Here's that ale you ordered, you *treacherous little filcher*

  • @FlashAm
    @FlashAm 2 роки тому +14

    this game is a fucking masterpiece

  • @TheFatestPat
    @TheFatestPat Рік тому +6

    This reminds me of the time I went into Target, picked up a cup, and everyone in the store started screaming and running in circles.

  • @davidvega462
    @davidvega462 2 роки тому +16

    Does anyone else just love this music? Like LOVE this music. It’s so soothing and nostalgic. It can always put me to sleep like a baby. Is that weird? 🤔

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 Рік тому +3

    RIP, Storm Atronach. Gone too soon😢

  • @katietaylor8314
    @katietaylor8314 2 роки тому +13

    These are of course the same brainiacs who don't duck when you point a loaded bow at them in a room full of fresh corpses with arrows sticking out of them. God I love this game.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +3

      Why would they? It's not like the bow can kill them...
      Oh wait

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 2 роки тому +4

      "HELP! MURD- huargh!"

  • @TheManWithManyNames
    @TheManWithManyNames 2 роки тому +8

    HEY
    HEY
    HEY
    I DIDN'T SEE A THING
    WHAT
    WHAT
    HEY
    HE
    NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

  • @Jewmoniez
    @Jewmoniez 2 роки тому +17

    Collectively, oblivion only has 1000 IQ points. 100 being from the player and 900 being from Lord Dagon.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +9

      Well... Dagon isn't exactly smart himself; the Oblivion crisis was stopped by a skooma addict that just happened to be in a sewer with the emperor...

    • @Jewmoniez
      @Jewmoniez 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThatsCoolDude I guess that's the only way to play the game lol.

  • @The_Mad_King_Aerys
    @The_Mad_King_Aerys 2 роки тому +9

    Just started playing this again. Still better than most games in 2022.

  • @kcclubkirby
    @kcclubkirby 2 роки тому +12

    I'm so glad we have the Imperial Watch to keep our cities safe. ☺️

  • @AZURNERUB
    @AZURNERUB Рік тому +2

    I like the fact that Joffrey had a whole bowl of garlic on his desk

  • @DanRelayer_Ukraine
    @DanRelayer_Ukraine Рік тому +2

    5:57 - moment when I started crying my eyes out LOL

  • @XEM1NAS
    @XEM1NAS 2 роки тому +3

    There is no soul gem in your inventory small enough to capture the pathetic soul.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +1

      Mudcrabs are more worthy than some NPCs in the game...

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 роки тому +1

    That first one - must be a cat playing oblivion

  • @vatarants
    @vatarants 8 місяців тому

    Skyrim mass paralysis : Charge for a day
    Oblivion : A flick of hand

  • @briansotosf85
    @briansotosf85 Рік тому

    "I'm so hungry..."
    *immediately slays with bolt*
    😂

  • @shadowlegend738
    @shadowlegend738 Рік тому +2

    I love how the women in this game don’t do anything if u steal in front of them. Very realistic for the time period

  • @DonovanAdams-u3y
    @DonovanAdams-u3y 5 місяців тому

    5:22 me when I haven't been to sleep and my shift starts in 2 hours.

  • @Thomlin12
    @Thomlin12 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know what's funnier, the entire Imperial Watch chasing you to the ends of the earth because you poked a metal cup, or the guards in Whiterun letting the Thane free despite him slaughtering half the population.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому

      They should find a healthy balance between those two...

    • @Healer0079a
      @Healer0079a Рік тому +2

      "Forgive me Thane, I didn't realize it was you."

    • @peasmehasselberg975
      @peasmehasselberg975 Рік тому

      I think the Skyrim guards who let you go because you're the Thane are just scared that they're next.

  • @peasmehasselberg975
    @peasmehasselberg975 Рік тому +1

    2:26 "If I ignore them, they'll leave me alone"

  • @shinyshiny82
    @shinyshiny82 6 місяців тому

    These are my favorite videos and memories, thanks for the great times.

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Рік тому

    6:05 hahahahahha "May Talas guide - " WHACK! oozes back into chair with seizure.

  • @Endru85x
    @Endru85x 2 роки тому +1

    This woman would go crazy with a cat knocking things over :)

  • @Gguyrules
    @Gguyrules Рік тому

    "picks up mug inside a tavern"
    Npc: thief!

  • @joelidan5583
    @joelidan5583 Рік тому +2

    Very relatable video. One time, I went into a bar, picked a glass up, and put it down. Every single person there accused me of thievery. Then the cops ran in ready to arrest me. I didn't want to pay their $5 fine, so they shot the shit out of me. Fun times.

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 Рік тому

      Should have cast a Paralysis Spell.

  • @ddohartaigh9687
    @ddohartaigh9687 2 роки тому +1

    2:42 “bye… WAAUUGGHH”

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 2 роки тому +1

    "Find Martin and bring him back here >:I"

  • @MrJoeBlaze
    @MrJoeBlaze 2 роки тому +4

    At least in skyrim, You can pick things up and it wouldn't be considered stealing, Putting them in your inventory is considered stealing in skyrim, Which is honestly better overall.

  • @quan1509
    @quan1509 Рік тому +1

    1:26 lmaoo you doin too much 🤣

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 Рік тому +1

    2:30 that was so clean how you killed everyone so quickly

  • @Hardmanferdead
    @Hardmanferdead Місяць тому

    I want an elder scrolls game where npcs can call you a “Vandal” for knocking things over. Just imagine the lines…
    “Clean that up you no good vandal”
    “Help! This is vandal wrecking the place!”

  • @Latsaaben
    @Latsaaben 11 місяців тому

    *Moves a jug*
    "HELP!"
    Lol

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi Рік тому

    imagine if there was a npc that ran behind you and tried to get a sneak attack off because of you thinking they left they could even add the door opening and closing

  • @neuto
    @neuto 2 роки тому +4

    When a cat plays Oblivion.

  • @Abel_Unstable
    @Abel_Unstable Рік тому

    Just realized Oblivion is probably the only game where touching or moving items will make other NPC suspicious even calling guards which is make sense, meanwhile Fallout and Skyrim doesn't have that feature unless you straight up steals it in front of them.

  • @terdole9034
    @terdole9034 2 роки тому +6

    Well met

  • @grom4games
    @grom4games 2 роки тому +1

    If you're only moving stuff around and not taking it then of course the NPC's will be peeved about the mess...

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +5

      It's not stealing if you move it!
      *It's not stealing when they're dead.*

    • @grom4games
      @grom4games 2 роки тому

      @@ThatsCoolDude Basically no witnesses when there's nobody to witness...

  • @AlexVeridyTLW
    @AlexVeridyTLW Рік тому

    2:25 "but that's none of my buisness."

  • @TheManWithManyNames
    @TheManWithManyNames 2 роки тому +2

    If everyone who witnessed a crime died. Did it really happen?

  • @ExpertExterminators
    @ExpertExterminators 2 роки тому +1

    6:54 Hungry for electric bolts you are.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +1

      She was obviously hungry for electric bolts...

  • @slackingstacker
    @slackingstacker 2 роки тому

    put that ba-
    put that ba-
    put that back

  • @YourWeirdSiren
    @YourWeirdSiren 9 місяців тому +1

    I was your 2K Like! :D

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +1

    I am so glad the developers took this glitch out if Skyrim. You can pick up stuff and move them around and nothing is done to you. In a way, I feel like that makes these games the best. Cyridol is stricter than Skyrim with its laws... makes the game play really immersed and realistic. Cyridol is like a gated community, whereas Skyrim is like Detroit, Miami or other major city where the cops are more relaxed. Oh, Bethesda... I can't wait for your version of the Middle Eastern and Asian cities when TES 6 comes out. 😎👍 Anyways it is tiny little details like these that I love playing TES.
    Speaking of playing.., I wonder if my HP computer could handle Oblivion. 😵🥺Or better yet when will Bethesda ever come out with a Special Ultimate Collectors' Edition pack case featuring all five games? I would love to play Morrowind and Oblivion on the Switch. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Anyways thank you for your videos That'sCoolDude. They help me play the game indirectly through you. Bless you. Ase!

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому

      Happy you like it! If the PC isn't that old, it should handle Oblivion! Although the game itself is unstable and crashes at times...

  • @winstology101
    @winstology101 Рік тому

    22 gold... Impressive, he could have bought 4 pints of ale at the local inn!

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 2 роки тому

    How dare you pick up that worthless cup!

  • @free2express08
    @free2express08 Рік тому

    2:41 "Arghhh!" 🤣

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 2 роки тому

    You touch the pint you get the fine

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi Рік тому

    why were like 6 of these just watch jauffre go unconscious

  • @TroisFrancsCissou
    @TroisFrancsCissou 2 роки тому

    My god there is a psychopath on the loose !

  • @Mochi_Madness87
    @Mochi_Madness87 Рік тому

    Apparently touching books is a serious crime.

  • @Fluffy-Rose1993
    @Fluffy-Rose1993 2 роки тому +4

    How DARE you steal from me! ...good day :)

  • @Belroarful
    @Belroarful 8 місяців тому

    Oblivion, committing warcrimes for the lulz since 2006

  • @Alexor715
    @Alexor715 Рік тому

    Damn he takes moving of books way too much seriously. 😳

  • @Dogmaguy74
    @Dogmaguy74 Рік тому

    He was simply *moving* things…how is that thievery!?

  • @FFgEDF-sj3bn
    @FFgEDF-sj3bn 2 роки тому +2

    it just works

  • @t0mbst0neyt
    @t0mbst0neyt Рік тому +1

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure that yes while picking up items like that is considered theft even though you haven't pocketed it, but picking shit up with telekenesis isn't..
    Also at 3:00 the body must be incredibly warm if he can feel it from that distance

  • @theengineer569
    @theengineer569 Рік тому

    48, mate! Get it right.. >:)

  • @skjaldulfr
    @skjaldulfr 2 роки тому

    The inevitable madness of endgame.

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому

      When you've helped everyone and now you're bored so you spread chaos and mayhem...

  • @alfiescruggs6656
    @alfiescruggs6656 2 роки тому +1

    6:34

  • @simonoesting3519
    @simonoesting3519 Рік тому

    Scariest looking man: walks up to random dude
    Random dude: YESSIR I EARNED MY PAY WELL I WORKED HARD FOR MY MONEY AND I’M GONNA KEEP IT SAFE (also I have the only key that can access it on my weak frail body hehehe)
    Scariest looking man: Kills him and takes his key
    Random dude: *insert Pikachu ‘wow’ image here*

  • @KratosisGod
    @KratosisGod 2 роки тому +4

    Oblivion had a police system that cyberpunk 2077 has not been able to implement to this day hell the guards even gave you a chance to surrender voluntarily which isn't an option even in gta 5 just goes to show what bethesda could do if they weren't lazy

  • @DerMetalmatiker
    @DerMetalmatiker 2 роки тому +1

    I'm soo hungry.. 🥺
    Gets zapped.

  • @DonovanAdams-u3y
    @DonovanAdams-u3y 5 місяців тому

    What?! I didn't see a thing!

  • @gsxr717
    @gsxr717 Місяць тому

    Here for the password game

  • @MorgothBagluir
    @MorgothBagluir 9 місяців тому

    Oblivion truly is one of the games of all time😁😅

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 6 місяців тому

    I wonder if Bethesda will ever come up with a lore reason as to why it was considered a crime to just touch things at the end of the 3rd Era.
    Would be funny, imo.

  • @LehySnek
    @LehySnek 2 роки тому

    I really want that spell.

  • @Muwufox
    @Muwufox 2 роки тому +1

    2:14 whats up with shrek

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +5

      I guess the world already rolled him and he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed :(

    • @Muwufox
      @Muwufox 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThatsCoolDude LOL AM DIEING NOW

  • @vaultboy6911
    @vaultboy6911 Рік тому

    Look at the muscles on you 😏

  • @IWANTAWORLD
    @IWANTAWORLD 2 роки тому +2

    did you let a cat play oblivion or something?

  • @HiyaItsBrennyRei
    @HiyaItsBrennyRei Рік тому

    I feel sorry for chorrol😂

  • @Trylk1138
    @Trylk1138 2 роки тому

    22 gold got me 😂

  • @timeflowEqualquin
    @timeflowEqualquin 2 роки тому

    Lol you’re such a bad person, you killed and stole from the man 😂😂

  • @captainunload
    @captainunload 2 роки тому +2

    Do the NPCs really freak out when you just MOVE stuff?

    • @ThatsCoolDude
      @ThatsCoolDude  2 роки тому +1

      Yeah... They consider it as stealing!

    • @captainunload
      @captainunload 2 роки тому

      @@ThatsCoolDude
      I was thinking of playing this game again since I am so familiar with Skyrim. But I'm afraid it will be frustrating with such irrational NPCs. Plus, the leveling system looks confusing.

  • @LadyScriben
    @LadyScriben 2 роки тому

    *drinks from giant cup*

  • @itzwolfythe1572
    @itzwolfythe1572 2 роки тому

    i didn't see a thing!

  • @HumungusO_o
    @HumungusO_o Рік тому

    Of course its a dark elf stealing..😒

  • @mariaalvarado1647
    @mariaalvarado1647 2 роки тому

    I didn't see a thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Theultrazombiekiller
    @Theultrazombiekiller Рік тому +2

    Did anyone else enjoy Oblivion more than Skyrim? I always enjoyed the quests more.