[COMIC DUB] Just a Quiet Life (JJBA AU)
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- What if Yoshikage Kira wasn't a serial killer? What if stands don't exist? What if Killer Queen was just a cute little kitty? These questions and more will be answered in this wholesome AU.
Voice Actors:
@Demonya
@24railwaycuttings
Comics:
Webtoon: www.webtoons.c...
Hayato's burn: stellrz.tumblr...
Jealous Queen: stellrz.tumblr...
Halloween Party part 1: stellrz.tumblr...
Halloween Party part 2: stellrz.tumblr...
Sandwich Theif: stellrz.tumblr...
What if Yoshikage Kira wasn't a serial killer? What if stands don't exist? What if Killer Queen was just a cute little kitty? These questions and more will be answered in this wholesome AU.
what about angelo rock?
@@DrStone-rw3ct a common rock or dont exist
@@josuearielariasv.8041 what
In this universe, Josuke is a grafitti artist and he vandalised a common rock into the Angelo rock
@@oslonicl6251 i like this answer
Then Diavolo was drowned by puppies and now this is canon.
someone gotta make this canon, i dont even mind since this comic is wholesome
Dont worry since different universes exist in the jojo world so this can be canon
💀
Technically everything in golden wind should stay the same, maybe with less kochi.. so diavolo should be dead af
@@RamielEdits Good point.
R.I.P. Angelo he’s still a rock no matter what
Angelo rock is and always will be a universal constant
Rockgello
atleast instead of being a serial killer he's a FUCKING LANDMARK LMAOO
It was an incident with cement
That makes sense( in a morbid way).
I like how Hayato is listening to '' *NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE* '' lol
Wait... FORTNITE DIDNT EVEN EXIST YET
@@Postsager Hayato time traveler????
@@Lechugaforeverforlife HAYATO TIME TRAVELLER
@@Postsager OH NOOOO!
It's Chug Jug with you but ok
“You’re so weird. I would call you a serial killer, but you’re not interesting enough to actually be one.”
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:
“THIS GUY IS IMPERSONATING MY DAD AND SCREWING WITH TIME”
Screwing time and possibly my mom
@@overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473 both sounds like a good option
@@nor1264 Its an S rank strategy
@@overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473 ur mom is a S rank
@@raigix you are an s rank ;)
Kira when no fetish and has an stand:
Kira Yoshikage AU
Do you think Killer Queen’s ability would be the same? Or would it be different, since of Kira’s change of motives?
@@peemaster-uu9qo well since killer queen abilites all consis of murder i would say that it would change
it may change like with part 8 kira where the abilitiesare used in a medical way
I’d think he would still like hands but he’d probably vomit if he saw a severed one
@@santinoamin296 part 8 kqau can still still explode shit so ye both boom boom and medical things is op
@@Ruinaa actually, infact, Kira's ability HAS changed, the og kira's bombs were soundless and had no effect on the surroundings, while AU kira's ability is noisy, explodes everything around and he can make several of them. it is a small detail but it is cool to see how kira's personality influences the way his bombs works
The Description: "Stands don't exist"
Also the comic: Has the Angelo rock in it
that's the sad part, it wasn't a stand that did that to him
Me trying to find the angelo rock this man says is in le comic: *INTENSE SEARCHING*
He died from fresh cement
@@versusgaming3973 you find?
@@Kyra-Nostal sadly i have not
"Is my high school crush at my front door right now?"
*SNAP BACK TO REALITY*
Eating my mom's spaghetti
This is a underrated comment
😨🔫⚰
WHOOP, there goes Gravity!
Ah yes, pink cat. I hope that cat wont be able to make anything a bomb.
Why not?
Mmmm
hahahahaha how did u get donuted i donuted koichi :)
@@leafyaki1 bruh
YES
This AU is so... Peaceful, no stands,no enemies,no blood,no kira been a serial killer, this is really nice,even kira had a cat name killer queen is kinda weird but nah and killer queen is so adorable to
imagine if he called killer queen and the cat gave a dinamite stick to him
*killer queen running adorably with a stick if dynamite in its mouth while a mashup of nyan cat and bites the dust plays*
Nice queen reference
@@hwgwrestling9203 uh, you do know this whole video is about someone who has a queen reference as their stand
@@lordkrayt1405 *yes*
i played "nyan cat" and "bites the dust" at the same time to really get the full experience of SOTG's comment...i don't know what i was expecting, but i was at least not disappointed.
"The good ending"
Hayato having a modern phone in 1999? Must be the work of an enemy stand
I would change it for a N64 controller.
@@gonzalotorres5282 Nah, do a game boy instead.
Jokes on you, I’m using my stand
IM THE ENEMY STAND USER!
I have to admit, the Kira voice actor has definitely got the perfect voice for the job.
Thank you very much! :)
@@24railwaycuttingsreal. You did great.
Shigechi: why do you have a hand with you?!
Kira: it's a Halloween prop, now give it back
Shigechi: oh ok
*The good ending*
Diamond is unbreakable but Kira has never seen the Mona Lisa
Wait a minute.....
No Killer Queen, no Bites za Dusto, not even a hand fetish!?!?!
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!!!!!!!!!
😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Yep, because Of GER, Diovalo was sent here and died by being drowned by puppies, making this canon…
So yes, it was the work of an enemy stand
yes, it is the work of Made in Heaven
@@jasonjavier5641 you mean maiden heaven 😂
@@jasonjavier5641 jk
I like the fact that hayato is listening to chug jug with you even tho fortnite didn't exist in 1999
Got danm
Mega _B I T E S Z A D U S T O_ Reqiuem loop.
No he’s clearly watching goofy from Disney sing his chug milk song because milk is healthy like smoking cigarettes back then
Same hahahahaha
obvioulsy. thats because the song transcends time itself
2:05
"Hi Danny, I just moved next door. I'm a super model.~"
Kira: "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"
*"My name is Yoshikage Kira"*
We can all see where this is going
So let's just skip to the end
*explosion*
I like that everyone portraits tonio's as a romantic/chill area. but if you are there for the first time you really ain't gonna feel romantic if you aren't informed
I guess we also got on of Dio getting along with Jonathan... now we need Diavolo living it’s Trish happily. Maybe Pucci... well he wouldn’t even know Dio in that case... maybe Kars and the pillermen but they just are gym bros.
I think doppio because this is the good ending to things almost all the shitty things in part 5 started because of diavolo
Pucci was originally a prison Chaplin, officially trying to fulfill the inmates spiritual needs.
Maybe in this AU , Pucci is genuinely trying to help and council people through their issues. Like he was suppose to do. I guess guidance councilor pucci?
Remember Dio graduated law school, maybe something with that. I can picture Dio becoming a public defense attorney, making sure those down on their luck can get a fair trial.
You know I actually really like the idea of pillerman gym bros. I want that to exist.
@@michaelsayavong2656 also thank for that
And with that, I think Giorno in this AU would be like the son of jotaro who decided to get independent on a young age and with the speedwagon help (maybe jotaro has a high state on the company) he could accomplish that wish
"You know what? Fuck you"
*unbizarres your adventure*
Plot Twist: This connects to actual canon but the killer stole Yoshikage Kira’s face
I know it’s completely wrong but let me dream...
So Kosaku steal his face?
I mean, he stole Kosaku's, who's to say "Yoshikage Kira" even IS Yoshikage Kira?
Kira Slice of Life AU.
Never asked for it, but somehow really needed it.
Now that would be bizarre if Araki actually made something like this
So shinobu is divorced and she and kira have a thing thats nice. So wholesome
Killer Queen jealous of kira for being around other cats is the best thing i ever saw
You know, when the hand showed up I got really pissed off, like my blood was pumping with rage, all I could think about was "I knew that bastard was up to no good, it doesn't matter what timeline, once a killer always a killer" like I was trying to awaken my stand or something, but then he showed it was fake and I calmed myself down, and I reminded myself the old "never judge a book by its cover" saying
the fact that kira can be david bowie without being david bowie is hilarious
I will actually enjoy a sitcom or a drama thriller entirely centered around Kawajiri family
It's basically a running joke in the JJBA fandom that Yoshikage Kira looks like David Bowie
I just realized that Yashuo is Shinobu's counterpart
yeah you are right koichi+shinobu=yashuo
Great AU! Can’t wait to see more from you. It’s funny seeing his life so differently.
Edit: people keep calling me “Yoshikage Kira” because I made a spelling mistake. A marine biologist now wants to beat me up, please help.
@@vreikezen8268 typo
Meant “his” but I must’ve wrote “mis”, “mes”, or “hes” because it autocorrect..
@@kosakukawajiri6747 Oh okay.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
@@vreikezen8268 it’s alright I get this a lot...
@@kosakukawajiri6747 oi Kosaku, how's it going?
@@gastonfourt5363 oh, I’m doing alright. Things are okay at home, just Hayato being annoying constantly
We still need stands in this universe, imagine how this Kira's stand would look like. Since hes not a murder it would be diferent wouldn't it?
It’d still be killer queen like in part 8
This is actually pretty good! Wait does Kira not like hands in this AU?
he still likes hands just not severed ones
@@GaminGuy_ Like part 8 Kira
Not really , because if he had one , he wouldn't have feelings for shinobu (not because of her hands)
Maybe he only likes hands a little bit
Instead of being his only turn on, in this universe he is just really fond of hand jobs and appreciates them more than the average person
We need more of this. It earned you a sub
The auditor: You know what F you **Unbizares your adventure**
To think that Kira could of had a quiet life if he chose to not kill and just find a girlfriend who accepts his fetish for hands or just get over them completely he had so many choices yet he chose the most dangerous one
I LOVE Shinobu's voice actor! They're adorable!
Ah yes if Kira had self control.
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THIS VIDEO 👍 💥
There needs to be more Kira is literally my favorite character
They say Kira is screwing with time but Hayato is the time traveller here.
Instead of having a stand, Tonioh is just a great cook
6:56 hayato over there represents every single kira hater which I don't really get why , I understand that from his perspective in this specific comic that's the way it is but I think we all know how good of a villain kira can be
Some dude : “I just realized if you have no stand doesn’t that mean you have no soul-“
Legends say he was never heard from ever again.
No matter which universe he is in Angelo will always be a rock
I wished this showed diavalio "dying" so this could be canon
That girl: your still the same nail coloring kira who for some reason likes drawing people and can only get the hands right
Kira: yeah i don't know why
Killer Queen is literally a Queen. Like, a female cat is known as a Queen.
His life seems peaceful
Wait for the ambulance
If this was an actual comic
Jojo fans: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
it is, check the description!
It is on Webtoon
Holy shit Kira’s VA is great sounds like what i’d imagine Kira would younger
W-wait! My descendants didn't meet this Kira... I can tell because he isn't a so called 'stand user' as they talk about! This Kira... is a fake!
Y’all did a good job voicing it. Nicely done.
Tonio probably doesn’t have his stand but still makes good food
and also, KILLER QUEEN IS TOO FRICKING CUTE.
Killer Queen being a jealous cat is everything
Ahhhhh his Aladdin Sane Makeup!!!! I loved it!!!
0 dislikes as this should be.
@UMAR CHOHAN that was me I’m the menace
now there are 3 people who disliked
Now theres 6
@@herleetheia9586 you ruined the mood
@@samlawrence332 wdym
I find it funny that Hayato was being a normal Gen Z kid. Especially with the “Number One Victory Royal” song.
Wow, Hayato listening to Chug Jug With You and insulting Kira instead of being quiet and distant? This really is different!
Of course he's watching chug jug with you go back to 2018
Coming back here after 2 years from viewing this masterpiece
A yes Hayato listening to chug jug with you is what I needed in my life
Meanwhile main timeline Kira watching this from hell jealous as fuck
Dead man question's spoilers:
He's not in hell,he's still killing people as a ghost mercenary
If Kira was actually like this in the anime and manga I would of actually liked him.
Pucci has restarted the universe
Instead of causing people and objects to explode, killer queen in this universe destroys everything by scratching at it and pushing it off counters. Sheer heart attack is just the zoomies.
stand users: dont exist
angelo: THEN WHY AM I STILL A ROCK?!
I wish i life like that.... And not hunted by jotaro kids
But there would be no severed hands
This gives me a strange relaxing feeling.
poor Yoshikage got evicted by his parents for his creepy hand fetish, but he makes the most of apartments life
I need more. I NEED MORE PLZ! THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME TO LEAVE ON STANDBY!
Imagine Kira got a stand but however due to a change to his emotions he won’t get killer queen
Would it be called courtesy queen?
Yea I guess
@@jacobramos2903Courtesy king.
I like how Hayato is just WE GOTTA NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN
I consider this as my therapy
I literally don't know why but I like this comic alot
I like Hayato listening to CHUG JUG WITH YOU
kira was already the definition of a kino male, this is just the cherry on the cake.
This must be the work of Dirty Deedzo Done Dato Cheapu
Dojyaan~
I'm going to drag you into a world of no stands, there is no escape.
Let's face it. If kira never had killing disorder he would be such a good giy
Killer queen eat the cat food god damn it
Killer queen: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kira want to go to cat cafe.
Killer Queen be like:Don't you dare do that.
Time Traveler :*Kicks A Rock*
The Entire Timeline
Literally exactly what we needed
So it's still kira,
Still has a thing for hands,
Still kinda creepy under the right light,
Still ends up with shinobu one way or another,
Still has a cat named killer queen.
But wholesome, And not a serial killer.
The perfect wholesome jojo video can not exis-
Killer queen in this AU should be named Bingus
If their we’re no stands it would just be jojos bizarre adventure without the bizarre
Well, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure was already bizarre before stands.
@@mothmanisthebest7404 Then it will be JoJo's Unbizarre Misadventure
JoJo's Mundane Misadventures
Naming your cat killer queen is like naming your parrot air force unit 41968
bro this is amazing
I quietly wheezed when i saw Angelo
Killer queen: Bites za hando
plot twist: joskue got insta-gram (life not so quiet anymore)
Meanwhile josuke just beating the shit out of people on the other side of town
more please
Killer queen has already touched the like button.
This is technically canon since there are infinite universes
Pls give him bites the like when hayato dies he rewinds time
This is an alternate universe where kira doesnt have a hands fetish and not a serial killer.
This is a good ending