@@kinglod2312 amazing how Joseph Joestar, the same man that doesn't know how if someone was born 50 years ago they are 50, beat Kars....even if it was out of luck
@nilda cofreces I feel like it might be the same case as with shigechi that it might not fully kill him, just do a ton of damage which in Kars' case he cane just regenerate.
So this is Kira's punishment, his version of hell. Reimi told him when he was dying: "I don't know where you're going, but I'm sure you won't rest easily there". She was right.
...I'm gonna take a guess here...Kira is possibly either in hell/purgatory, and is now dealing with the roommate situation as his punishment. It makes sense, as nearly all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characters find themselves in odd situations. So it would be fitting for Kira, wanting a quiet and uneventful life, being forced to deal with a gaggle of constantly reviving Jojo Villains...
So basically Kira made it to the afterlife and his punishment, as well as the other JoJo Villains, to an eternity to living in a sitcom house. Thats awesome.
Kira’s most to least trusted Tier list. Pucci: the most normal of the lot, would probably be good friends with Kira if not for Kira’s innate paranoia and Pucci periodically ranting about Dio-sama and Gravity Valentine: Would be number one if Funny hadn’t led with “When I was a boy I was told the Japanese walked around in bathrobes and wooden slippers with swords on their hip at all times, it truly is magical what Admiral Perry did for your people.” Doppio: would be higher if not for his alter ego, still a precious young lad. Kars: Really have nothing to say to one another, though Kars secretly hates Kira since his goal of living a quiet life reminds him of his “quiet life” of non-cognizance in outer space. Diavolo: You would think they would be friend given their similar goals, but Diavolo hates Kira for his apathy and lack of ambition and Kira hates Diavolo because total anonymity isn’t the same as a quiet life. DIO: Do I really need to tell you why Dio is at the bottom?
Kira would like in order 1. Pucci- Honest man who wants to help Kira, but gets mad and breaks stuff sometimes 2. Doppio- innocent child forced to be there by Diavolo. Just wants to help and see the world more 3. Valentine- Can’t speak the language, but helps out the most besides Pucci. Always wants to go sight seeing. He tries to get a drivers license but gets confused on how to drive 4. Diavolo- Similar to Kira in the sense that he wants to remain hidden. Does most of the house work alone at night. Hangs around with Doppio too much and that makes Pucci worrisome. Pucci and Diavolo hate each other 5. Diego- Wrecks shit constantly. But he does enjoy a nice conversation if willing be. Tries out a ton of pick up lines on Pucci 6. Kars- Spends a lot of time alone in the attic. Hangs around with Dio a ton at night which keeps Kira up. Doesn’t ask for much compared to the rest. But when he does he needs a lot of it 7. Dio- Need I explain more? Dio asks for stuff constantly and brings home a new woman every week. He messes up the place and insults Kira.
fridge falls over, Diavolo attempts to kill DIO while lamenting the caprese he just bought, Pucci is helping DIO fight back, Valentine is trying to fix the fridge by dojyaning another one into existence but accidentally breaks the time-space continuum, Kars just hangs from the ceiling, looking amusedly
@@КобальтРейген Poor Doppio is just sitting in the corner crying, worried sick about his boss in this battle... Which causes Bruno's 'lost soul in distress' sense to go off, leading the members of his Squad to the house and making everything worse as they join in the brawl. And then Jolyne, her Green Dolphin St. Prison crew, and Jotaro burst into the house looking to kick Pucci's ass, so THEY join into the brawl as well. All while Kars just hangs from the ceiling, laughing his ass off at the mayhem before him. Kira, meanwhile, contemplates just putting back on his ghost guise and noping the fuck out of there back to being a ghost detective.
@@scottgaultney Jolyne Cujoh And Jotaro Kujo would stand no chance against me, we all saw how Stone Ocean ended. But, if that bring that c-child over I’d have to run away.
Why is Valentine such a sweetheart. Literally the only sane person there. Edit: It seems a lot of people don't seem to understand that I was referring to this specific video and not canon Funny Valentine. Jesus Christ. -_-
*DIO*: The Prick Older Brother. *Kars*: The Excessive One. *Kira*: The Ignored. *Diavolo*: The Roomate Dad. *Doppio*: Still Best Boy. *Pucci*: The Only Decent-ish Human Being. *Funny Valentine*: Well He 'was' the President, so it was bound to happen to him eventually. *My Brain*: Hehe, Do Do Do De Da Da Da.
Kars invites the pillarmen Kira forbids them to enter Wamuu does not enter, but is yeeted in the house by Esidisi, breaking the door Santana is kept on a leash somewhere in the garden
I love that Diavolo of all people has the most reasonable request/need of the bunch. Octopus man just wants something to eat that isn't Kira's cheap microwave meals
"I am going to beat the Jesus and Eve out of you for stealing my robe!" - Pucci 2020 And why was Valentine so pure in this!!?? He just wanna take pictures!
I love the characteristics. DIO: Mocking and demeaning. Diavolo: Desperate for SOMETHING Italian. Kars: Really into making more masks. Valentine: Happy to explore this weird new place and generally act like a tourist. And of course, Kira: Pissed off and largely helpless. Love what you guys did. This is great.
Fun Fact: It would take Valentine around 5 hours if he wanted to see Mt. Fuji. Morioh is based off of Araki's hometown of Sendai and it takes 5 hours 4 minutes by train alone to get from Sendai to Mt. Fuji
Kars: "Yo, Kira, a friend of mine is looking for a place to stay. His is a bit, lets say... rock headed but otherwise he is a nice guy! He loves Elvis!" Kira: "No thanks, we already have enough calamities happening in this house"
@@botspuder fair enough, though if you have a certain type of phone, you can have what is essentially the bible, in the phone, though they'd probably steal your phone then, dunno what to tell ya
My head cannon is that it's just linked with the timeline, of when Kira died in 1999. And sense part 8 takes place in 2011, when Tooru dies in the story he'll just end up stumbling upon his new house someday
Funny how Diavalo/Doppio, Pucci, And valentine are seemingly the most hospitable out of them all. Then there’s kars and Dio. Edit: Holy hell I didn’t think I’d get this many likes, thank you all!
The dude's pretty op without a stand as well. I remember Pillar Men eating explosions for breakfast. Losing thier arms and replacing them like nothing. With Ultimate Kars I wouldn't be surprised if he can just regrow limbs.
Just thought of Doppio and Diavolo being depicted as two different people, arguing like an old married couple, when in fact they are the same person. And then they do an episode where Doppio 'leaves' Diavolo and the rest of the group has to council the two of them...
I can just imagine giorno thought the inf death was too harsh. So he put diavolo in this house full of other villains and he’s actually trapped there for all eternity
I would celebrate when the villains talk about how they died expecialy Kira and Dio Dio: How did you die anyway? I was killed by Jotaro. God I hate this guy Kira: You mean the guy with hat and coat. If so almost the same. He broke my hand and punched me in front of an ambulance truck. Then I got run over Dio: I am not surprised. He has the same stand abilitie as I Dio. With it, it pains me to admit, he seems unstoppable.. Pucci: Jotaro Kujo? Yeah I killed that person! Dio and Kira: you what?
Tooru : The newcomer of the house. He is a cool, nice huy that no one wants to mess up with since they get calamity if they do. Kira is actually jealous of his stand but admire his goal to have a quiet life but Diavolo hates him the most cause of the time that he's with him, he always dies in the most random way possible. FV is also quite like him for having a taste on English music and only Doppio is the only that doesn't get a calamity since his a good boi. Also sometimes he's a bit of a killjoy because of his ability.
@@beywheelzhater8930 No, I would never use a gun to kill a person. (Well aside from a few occasions) but I’d beat him to death with a bible or a crucifix.
Its a sub stand, Like Stray cat and Sheer Heart Attack, Diavolo and Doppio share stands, Doppio uses epitaph because its on his forehead but Diavolo doesn't have Epitaph on his head he has King Crimson and Epitaph, so yeah
Makes me realize that kira isn’t really as strong as the following... A unkillable aztec stripper A gay vampire who can stop time Some damaged pink haired 2 personality person that can erase time Gay priest who loves gay vampire that can reset the universe Us president who’s wife cheated on with another girl and can access alternate universe and can make a godly barrier
President of the United States, Black Priest, British Vampire, Ancient Aztec Stripper, Italian Mafia Boss and his Italian alter ego *We're going worldwide, Bois*
I can’t believe that diavolo is my mood. The amount of times I’ve gone on rants about pasta is not a thing I’m too proud of. But I also feel doppio since I’ve also gotten myself stuck under my bed and had to wait for my roommate to come home and drag me out.
Oh god, she's making an actual series. I feel like watching those typical comedy series from the 90's, something like Fresh Prince of Bel-air or Friends. Either one of those. *Please make more-*
pucci: kills everybody but Emporio diavolo: kills most of the jobros kira: kills jotaro but restart dio: kills joseph Dio Brando: kill jonathan kars: ...
"They are all stronger than me" They literally ask him to give them things. Things that Killer Queen could touch before giving them. He could wipe them out one by one, or at least get one problem solved.
DIO: what an awful wardrobe
Also DIO: *looks like an elf stripper*
Speak for yourself, DIO. Look at the mirror! **Realizes** wait can you look at the mirror?
No one:
DIO: *B U L G E*
@@sadvec6328 :P
Dio says he won't be caught dead without eyeliner he's already dead
DIO looks like when a elf wraps 1,000 presents and gets the new skin
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"Make us."
Kars, never change.
He doesn't need a stand to stop Kira
@@FubblerCo. yeah considering that he's basically God
@@kinglod2312 amazing how Joseph Joestar, the same man that doesn't know how if someone was born 50 years ago they are 50, beat Kars....even if it was out of luck
@nilda cofreces I feel like it might be the same case as with shigechi that it might not fully kill him, just do a ton of damage which in Kars' case he cane just regenerate.
@nilda cofreces Kars can just have a clone of him
They stuck Diego in a doghouse in the backyard because he kept turning into a dinosaur and scratching up the furniture
Diego lives next door.
Lmao y e s
@@lordpumpkinhead265 the next door is the doghouse
Then where is Wammu?! Nobody cares about Santanna though, I think Kars punted him to the sun.
@@bigpoggers6507 they would be the inopportune visits
Guys, I just wanted a quiet life...
And I, Dio, need more eyeliner.
Dio without eye liner
you stole my line...
No quiet life for you unfortunately XD
I can help you....
Yo, Diana straight up leaked Part 9 out of Araki's house.
No dignity
None
Nada
Absolutely none
Nenhuma dignidade
0 dignity
The only ones Kira would tolerate I think is in this order:
1. Pucci
2. Doppio
3. Valentine
He won’t tolerate
1.Diavolo
2.kars
3.DIO
Do you fucking blame him
True
@@TheyLuvKxtsu I definitely think dio is on his number 1 “can not stand” list
@@TheyLuvKxtsu why not Diavolo except for the long Long LONG MONOLOUGING he just wants to eat something Italian
Kira: “things can’t get any worse...”
Diego Brando: “Hi-diddly ho neighbour!”
Torru "Would you be interested in some *Fruit* "
Hi mister kira do youvknow where the fruit store is?, surly you wont pursue me *right*
@@gayanudugampola8973 okily dokily
Diego: *w o u l d y o u b e i n t r e s t e d i n s o m e r o c k s*
Heaven ascension dio: WHAT'S UP
"I'm gonna beat the Jesus into you" what a wholesome Christian threat
Actually, a typical Christian response.
...right?
@@michaeliv284 depends on the Christian
But Pucci is a Roman Catholic Priest!
@@Bold_Bulma tomato tomato
2:38
Surprisingly, Diavolo's request was actually the most reasonable haha
Diavollo is just me, every time when i go to my friend's house.
What about Valentine he just wants to be a tourist and Dio just wants makeup
Diavolo just always looks tired
@@craigjohnson2918 Of course, he's always have to [Suffer] the [Curse] of [Eternal Trauma]
@@craigjohnson2918 Diavolo is always tired to balance out Doppio's energy
My man just want a quiet life man
that's what he gets for having a hand kink
Yeah
@@aizenirl1 im too
And hands
I guess this is hell
“GET ME MORE EYELINER”
holds mascara
Obv cuz he was our of eye liner.
@@fifiaXD you, sir
are very smart
He was using the mascara because he was out of eyeliner
Kira: Caught dea-? YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!
@@michaeliv284 they're obviously in hell
Diavolo only being concerned about the fact that there isn't good food around the house is honestly a mood
He's as italian as he can get
I imagine that if this was a real show, Diavolo would just be that one guy who just gets "injured" all the time
diavolo: hey everyone I’m diavolo and this is jackass
everything can be cannon as long as Diavolo dies in the end.
@@sfstein417 imagine diavolo just randomly die after shooting his jackass video
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED DIAVOLO THOSE BASTARDS
Totally he has a e in durability
So this is Kira's punishment, his version of hell. Reimi told him when he was dying: "I don't know where you're going, but I'm sure you won't rest easily there". She was right.
Hi, russian brother
Well this is what he gets for skipping out on his ghost community service
@@constantinedaurum9943
GHOST COMMUNITY SERVICE-
Dio: “wE nEed eYliNer”
Also dio: looks at mascara
I know right like Dio honey that's a mascara
Well yeah, he’s holding mascara Because he doesn’t have any eyeliner left, obviously
Some people haven't known the struggle of having to use mascara instead of eyeliner. Smh
@@AmiableSheepI never will too cause I’m straight 😂
...I'm gonna take a guess here...Kira is possibly either in hell/purgatory, and is now dealing with the roommate situation as his punishment. It makes sense, as nearly all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characters find themselves in odd situations. So it would be fitting for Kira, wanting a quiet and uneventful life, being forced to deal with a gaggle of constantly reviving Jojo Villains...
Dont you mean... Bizarre situations
And Dio's punishment is never having eye liner.
This is what he gets for skipping out on the ghost community service he was doing
@@constantinedaurum9943 Lmao True
@@BBQriblord Low hanging fruit.
Valentine has no right being that cute in his stereotypical American ignorance XD
🤨📸
anyone: give us your stand
kars: I AM THE STAND!
Kars looked gigantic in that photo tho, so, you have a point.
Kars looked gigantic in that photo tho, so, you have a point.
Kars is also Ultimate Hamon himself too.
wow i didn't know that i have 91 likes lol
Fun fact: Height Kars is 205 cm
Everybody: *annoying kira*
Kira: i am going to have a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!
IMA HAVE A BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@@kirayoshikage5230 didn’t you want a quiet life Kira?
@@YourBoyKermit yes! I'll do anything just to live peacefully!
Wise words from okuyasu.
@@kirayoshikage5230 Well it can get wrost I mean just imagine if every side villian was there?
Kira seriously reconsiders going back to the ghost house with soul-eating eggs for 3 minutes and 42 seconds
Kira: But most of them had STANDS too!
Doppio in the back: 🕴
Epitaph: •_•
o
@@moderncrusader1150 epitaph is not a different stand, its one of King Crimson's abilities.
@@lmao1660 it's a substand like sheer heart attack
Headcanon: Pucci is the only one Kira considers actually taking out for lunch
Probably gonna happen
He might be okay with Valentine as well
@@BlueBlazeKing doppio would probably get mcdonalds..if diavolo manages to shut it long enough.
Pucci : Sorry honey , I'm already taken . Isn't that right Dio sama
@@giornogiovanna8486 to be honest. kars ain't half bad either if you aren't a threat to him.
I like how pucci claims to beat the Jesus into diavolo
Valentine: Did someone said JESUS?
*cough* Giorno *cough*
Diavolo death no. 1,048,382,039,194:
Got Jesus beaten into him by his arch enemy’s father’s boyfriend
Josh Weldon wdym
@@3fish3fan3 Dio means God in italian, giorno is the son of Dio (God)
And he killed diavolo which means Devil in italian, THUS MAKING GIORNO JESUS
So basically Kira made it to the afterlife and his punishment, as well as the other JoJo Villains, to an eternity to living in a sitcom house. Thats awesome.
Like how Pucci is really nice and then BOOM he’s after Diavolo
He deserved it
It’s literally a priest chasing after the devil.
to beat the Jesus into him
@@theleastfancysunglasses Diavolo Death number 9191818271919287381
@Proxy file The shadow of tokyo pretty much
Villans: *living together*
Jojo's: This is avengers level threat
Nuke the whole house fam
Call weather report to make pure oxygen
Gold Experience Requiem: FBI OPEN UP!!!
@Adrian Banks funny valentime can go to another dimension, dio can stop time
@Adrian Banks but not the nazis
Kira is basically saying "These people just showed up to my house and they won't go away please help".
Kira’s most to least trusted Tier list.
Pucci: the most normal of the lot, would probably be good friends with Kira if not for Kira’s innate paranoia and Pucci periodically ranting about Dio-sama and Gravity
Valentine: Would be number one if Funny hadn’t led with “When I was a boy I was told the Japanese walked around in bathrobes and wooden slippers with swords on their hip at all times, it truly is magical what Admiral Perry did for your people.”
Doppio: would be higher if not for his alter ego, still a precious young lad.
Kars: Really have nothing to say to one another, though Kars secretly hates Kira since his goal of living a quiet life reminds him of his “quiet life” of non-cognizance in outer space.
Diavolo: You would think they would be friend given their similar goals, but Diavolo hates Kira for his apathy and lack of ambition and Kira hates Diavolo because total anonymity isn’t the same as a quiet life.
DIO: Do I really need to tell you why Dio is at the bottom?
This is perfect!
No one will have normal life, much less of a quiet life when Dio is around.
However, If Kira can get control over Dio, Dio can be quite reliable.
Kira could realistically stealth kill half of them
Because DIO is a power bottom?
DIO is power bottom confirmed
I'm curious what would Pucci and Hot Pants interaction would be like, being servants of the lord respectively and teaming with a Dio
Pucci and Hot Pants starts a youth group or a Christian Minecraft server
But is it true that Diego and hot pants are a couple
@@lisethrodriguez85 no it isn't
@@lisethrodriguez85 No they worked together but they're not a couple
Nah, if Hot Pants wanted to kill Diego she could have done it but she needed him to get back the corpse
I love how most of the villains are ruining Kira’s life but Valentine and Doppio are just sweethearts.
They all look so menacing standing there then there's Doppio who's at eye level with kars' balls
Hehe...
*Standing* there
Did you forget what Doppio did to the taxi driver and Risotto.........but he's still Best Boi
Perfect comment
𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝘿ing
Pucci: "I'm.gonna. beat the Jesus out of you for stealing my robe!! "
Diavolo: *run and screams like a girl*
@@scicro2143 few errors but I was close-
@@scicro2143 Thanks^^
@@Aruguladraws no you weren’t but ok
I thought he said pop tart the first time I watched the video. 😅
@@giornogiovanna8486 lmao
Kira would like in order
1. Pucci- Honest man who wants to help Kira, but gets mad and breaks stuff sometimes
2. Doppio- innocent child forced to be there by Diavolo. Just wants to help and see the world more
3.
Valentine- Can’t speak the language, but helps out the most besides Pucci. Always wants to go sight seeing. He tries to get a drivers license but gets confused on how to drive
4. Diavolo- Similar to Kira in the sense that he wants to remain hidden. Does most of the house work alone at night. Hangs around with Doppio too much and that makes Pucci worrisome. Pucci and Diavolo hate each other
5. Diego- Wrecks shit constantly. But he does enjoy a nice conversation if willing be. Tries out a ton of pick up lines on Pucci
6. Kars- Spends a lot of time alone in the attic. Hangs around with Dio a ton at night which keeps Kira up. Doesn’t ask for much compared to the rest. But when he does he needs a lot of it
7. Dio- Need I explain more? Dio asks for stuff constantly and brings home a new woman every week. He messes up the place and insults Kira.
I wonder where Tooru will be
@Toyohime yes Watatsuki Pursuit?
Wouldn't most of them not know the language? None of them are Japanese besides Kira and Tooru
Bueno lo de la mujer es necesario sin ella Kira no tendria manos gratis
pucchi could just sit down w/ DIO and DIO would act all philosophical tho and would be nice, but only w/ pucchi around XD
Kira: Okay, you know what? You’re done! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Dio: *attempting to climb fridge* This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!
fridge falls over, Diavolo attempts to kill DIO while lamenting the caprese he just bought, Pucci is helping DIO fight back, Valentine is trying to fix the fridge by dojyaning another one into existence but accidentally breaks the time-space continuum, Kars just hangs from the ceiling, looking amusedly
@@КобальтРейген Poor Doppio is just sitting in the corner crying, worried sick about his boss in this battle... Which causes Bruno's 'lost soul in distress' sense to go off, leading the members of his Squad to the house and making everything worse as they join in the brawl.
And then Jolyne, her Green Dolphin St. Prison crew, and Jotaro burst into the house looking to kick Pucci's ass, so THEY join into the brawl as well.
All while Kars just hangs from the ceiling, laughing his ass off at the mayhem before him.
Kira, meanwhile, contemplates just putting back on his ghost guise and noping the fuck out of there back to being a ghost detective.
@@scottgaultney Jolyne Cujoh And Jotaro Kujo would stand no chance against me, we all saw how Stone Ocean ended. But, if that bring that c-child over I’d have to run away.
As Long As Diavolo Dies This Entire Thing Is Canon.
Well, Enrico did say he's going to beat the Jesus into him, so yeah.
(Loads gun)
It would be funny if he dies in every episode, so he's the Kenny of the show.
@@k-CapoXXIV love that idea
@@corryjamieson3909 I think he dies every episode, or when it hits a certain time GER drags him to die again.
The phrase "I'm gonna beat the Jesus into you" brought me a bit closer to heaven
Why is Valentine such a sweetheart. Literally the only sane person there.
Edit: It seems a lot of people don't seem to understand that I was referring to this specific video and not canon Funny Valentine. Jesus Christ. -_-
Yes
@@Y.O.M. no, buddy , it's not your dino. DINO IS DEAD , and the executioner too
@@Y.O.M. joestar do u wanna die? Also Funny Valentine already kill Gyro i think
Yep
@@highlynotrecommended8212 Chek this out *show keys from ambulance car*
I swear this needs to be a real show like now. Also Valentine, honey, Why are you so cute?
@@voidorsomethinglol6578 ah yes UNITED STATS the ultimate in Stats
Because that's how JoJo works
I simp for the President, ngl. His thicc ass
@@yoshikagekira3817 what the fu-
@@yoshikagekira3817 now this is very surprising 😳
i love how pucci can scare diavolo that easily even though diavolo has a god complex
Pucci still has mih
Made in heaven more like beaten into heaven
@@raiyanfarissyazwan7156
diavolo thought he could still win against GER
@@shocck1 Lol
i am imagining pucci when he is looking for something he uses c moon to turn the entire world upside down
*DIO*: The Prick Older Brother.
*Kars*: The Excessive One.
*Kira*: The Ignored.
*Diavolo*: The Roomate Dad.
*Doppio*: Still Best Boy.
*Pucci*: The Only Decent-ish Human Being.
*Funny Valentine*: Well He 'was' the President, so it was bound to happen to him eventually.
*My Brain*: Hehe, Do Do Do De Da Da Da.
I, Tooru the doctor, bruh my pet is nothing.
Are we going to talk about how Kars and DIO are the main problem children. And I can’t wait to have Kira be a wine mom....
I imagine how Kira will suffer, if he invite other pillarmen. Four aztec fitness gods on the attic.
@geht niemand was an Hahaha, that's right.
Kars invites the pillarmen
Kira forbids them to enter
Wamuu does not enter, but is yeeted in the house by Esidisi, breaking the door
Santana is kept on a leash somewhere in the garden
@@КобальтРейген absolutely
I love that Diavolo of all people has the most reasonable request/need of the bunch. Octopus man just wants something to eat that isn't Kira's cheap microwave meals
Octopus?
kira just wants a quiet life for god sake 😭
"I am going to beat the Jesus and Eve out of you for stealing my robe!" - Pucci 2020
And why was Valentine so pure in this!!?? He just wanna take pictures!
Because he is president of USA
Because he wasn't evil at all, he only wants to make usa a great country in this scenario he doesn't need to be evil
@Your Local Meme Dealer i don't think you really know politics all too well, meme man.
@Your Local Meme Dealer Understandable, have a great day.
Well currently USA is most influential country in the world, so he is fine with that
Dio being a fashionista is very on brand
Don’t you mean on Brando?
@@decaytred9500ba dum tss
I love the characteristics.
DIO: Mocking and demeaning.
Diavolo: Desperate for SOMETHING Italian.
Kars: Really into making more masks.
Valentine: Happy to explore this weird new place and generally act like a tourist.
And of course, Kira: Pissed off and largely helpless.
Love what you guys did. This is great.
And pucci is just trying to help
And dont forget about our good boy doppio: the kid that everybody loves
@@Cherry_Shiro not everybody. But a damn good percentage.
I still don’t get what Kars needed the rubbing alcohol and chain for
@@giornogiovanna8486 the alcohol is a complete mystery, I bet the chain is for holding up the stone slab for easy carvong
"Full villain house"
Tooru: "Full? Of shit maybe."
Everytime someone want to find tooru a car rams into their house so they have to kick him out
Tooru is the doctor when diavolo or some other chsracter gets injuref
Guys, true jojolion villain is jobin.
I'm the Jojolion villian
@@nats4823 pffft, okay kid
Bruh I just noticed that kira is the only person that doesn't dress like a Male stripper of just wear werid clothes in general
Valentine: Am I a joke to you?
@@goldenhydreigon4727 nah he dresses weird too
And wat about Pucci
@@jonathanjoestar6816 He dresses weird for a priest too, 100% he's wearing something weird underneath his outfit.
@@naomiw39 Or maybe nothing underneath.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you and your son to leave the store."
Kira: Wait, is Hayato here!?
Fun Fact: It would take Valentine around 5 hours if he wanted to see Mt. Fuji. Morioh is based off of Araki's hometown of Sendai and it takes 5 hours 4 minutes by train alone to get from Sendai to Mt. Fuji
Or he could use d4c to hop directly into Mt.fuji
@@felipecosta-kv2fx doesn't he just travel to dimensions because if he did that then he would have escaped the train fight
@@daboi6509 go to a dimension with an identical mt fuji
@@felipecosta-kv2fx ye but he can't just teleport to mt fuji the moment he goes to another dimension so he needs someone to take him there
Remember: “if diavalo dies, it’s canon”
Kars: "Yo, Kira, a friend of mine is looking for a place to stay. His is a bit, lets say... rock headed but otherwise he is a nice guy! He loves Elvis!"
Kira: "No thanks, we already have enough calamities happening in this house"
How does Kira know? Did Josuke tell him!!?
@@justsomeguythatmanipulated1069 Kira hates Josuke.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 Not his Josuke, my Josuke.
holy shit I’d love a series like this where enrico beats Jesus into people
yes i think we need that
They keep stealing my bible
@@botspuder fair enough, though if you have a certain type of phone, you can have what is essentially the bible, in the phone, though they'd probably steal your phone then, dunno what to tell ya
My headcanon is that Tooru is just in his room listening to music and not paying attention to everyone's antics
he is a roomie of kars
@@daboi6509a rock-man and a pillar-man. Hehe.
My head cannon is that it's just linked with the timeline, of when Kira died in 1999. And sense part 8 takes place in 2011, when Tooru dies in the story he'll just end up stumbling upon his new house someday
Puchi has his ponytails, but has White Snake
“Wait that’s illegal”
I can imagine that he might be able to use all 3 stands but prefers using whitesnake
Before getting to Cape Canaveral he has both the ponytails and Withesnake.
Then Whitesnake evolves there's C Moon .
@@lazzaroandrea2923 true, i forgot about that part
So is c moon just mih before new moon or what?
@@Pablo_Martin_aa Pretty much.
Tooru: *sits in the corner with popcorn*
Actually, I’d be standing in the corner jamming out to Elvis
@@justsomeguythatmanipulated1069 eh. *More like queen.*
Elvis is still good tho lmao
It's either Tooru or Caato who's next I suppose.
@Eyelash *DRINK THAT SHIT UP.*
That’s just the wonder of him
1:11 Love the detail of Doppio having a more innocent face, but still blending in with the others' because of it
Funny how Diavalo/Doppio, Pucci, And valentine are seemingly the most hospitable out of them all.
Then there’s kars and Dio.
Edit: Holy hell I didn’t think I’d get this many likes, thank you all!
Yeah, they could live here
Fking vampires
Hecking dio
@@nowayok8722 YHEA DEATH TO THE VAMPIRES >:D
The dude's pretty op without a stand as well. I remember Pillar Men eating explosions for breakfast. Losing thier arms and replacing them like nothing. With Ultimate Kars I wouldn't be surprised if he can just regrow limbs.
I imagine that is where Diavolo is sent when the universe can’t think of a way to kill him at the moment
Genius
I'm pretty sure Pucci beating the jesus into Diavolo was one of his deaths.
Just thought of Doppio and Diavolo being depicted as two different people, arguing like an old married couple, when in fact they are the same person. And then they do an episode where Doppio 'leaves' Diavolo and the rest of the group has to council the two of them...
It would be pretty Hilarious! I think pucci would go to doppio
Man, Even After Death, Kira just can't catch a break. So much for a Quiet Life he always wanted.
I love how Diavolo has this "horns" made off his hair. Diavolo = Satan
Kira: returns to Morioh and goes shopping
Josuke: *loads* *Crazy* *Diamond* *with* *malicious* *intent*
I can just imagine giorno thought the inf death was too harsh. So he put diavolo in this house full of other villains and he’s actually trapped there for all eternity
No, this was all part of the plan. He’s eventually going to get driven to suicide when Valentine puts pineapple on pizza.
@@giornogiovanna8486 dear god... not even Diavolo deserves such a thing!
I would celebrate when the villains talk about how they died expecialy Kira and Dio
Dio: How did you die anyway? I was killed by Jotaro. God I hate this guy
Kira: You mean the guy with hat and coat. If so almost the same. He broke my hand and punched me in front of an ambulance truck. Then I got run over
Dio: I am not surprised. He has the same stand abilitie as I Dio. With it, it pains me to admit, he seems unstoppable..
Pucci: Jotaro Kujo? Yeah I killed that person!
Dio and Kira: you what?
Well Pucci did say that Jotaro could have killed him if he didnt go to save his daighter, so Pucci would kinda have some respect for his power
@@bakhr7 I know. But I thought this conversation would be funny
@@howaboutno4426 it would be, just saying
Pucci: and i died by a kid...
*Everyone comple silence*
@@Cherry_Shiro Everyone: b r u h
Tooru : The newcomer of the house. He is a cool, nice huy that no one wants to mess up with since they get calamity if they do. Kira is actually jealous of his stand but admire his goal to have a quiet life but Diavolo hates him the most cause of the time that he's with him, he always dies in the most random way possible. FV is also quite like him for having a taste on English music and only Doppio is the only that doesn't get a calamity since his a good boi. Also sometimes he's a bit of a killjoy because of his ability.
That part where pucci beat diavolo is a canonical diavolo death and you cant prove otherwise
I cannot cus it happened
Diavolo Death Number 9,001: Donuted by [Whitesnake]
But then Doppio would die too and we can't let Best Boi die
Diavolo: *steals robe*
Pucci: "Tick tock I found my glock"
@@beywheelzhater8930 No, I would never use a gun to kill a person. (Well aside from a few occasions) but I’d beat him to death with a bible or a crucifix.
Dude the Voice acting was amazing, the animation was great, and the premise is fun. Amazing work Diana as always!
Puccis voice actor is killing it!
Also wheres Tooru? Isnt he main villain material at this point
Doppio just standing there like: Yeah you get em Boss.
Diana, doppio have a stand, the little face on KINGU CURIMOSON is his stand
oh I know.
If you look close, you see red over his head when the stands manifested. it just swished up into King Crimson right after
@@dianaagogo oh, i havent saw it :)
that's not it... epitaph is a part of king crimson as a whole... not doppio's stand.
Its a sub stand, Like Stray cat and Sheer Heart Attack, Diavolo and Doppio share stands, Doppio uses epitaph because its on his forehead but Diavolo doesn't have Epitaph on his head he has King Crimson and Epitaph, so yeah
@@Roztheclown yeah its a part of the stand king crimson
i love how the only one that doesn't say something to to insult or offend kira when they ask for things is valentine
Same
He's too busy thinking about napkins to worry about making up insults
@@scicro2143 He's more worried about his scrapbook than napkins currently.
Makes me realize that kira isn’t really as strong as the following...
A unkillable aztec stripper
A gay vampire who can stop time
Some damaged pink haired 2 personality person that can erase time
Gay priest who loves gay vampire that can reset the universe
Us president who’s wife cheated on with another girl and can access alternate universe and can make a godly barrier
Not gay
@@sirmalkolm gay denial
and with one move val could kill you
I ain't gonna stand for this bi erasure. Dio is confirmed to be one of us by Araki himself 😤
I imagine Tooru arriving at this house, everyone tries to take advantage of him but they are caught by the CALAMITY and are forced to leave him alone
I gave them a jar of wasps as a housewarming gift, let’s just say Diavolo isn’t needing his legs anytime soon.
He lives in a beehive kn the garden
@@justsomeguythatmanipulated1069
Diavolo Death #47,899,645: Stung to death by Tooru's wasps
Problem is, Tooru's just some punk who got his hands on Wonder of U. No, the actual new occupant would be Wonder of U itself.
@@demi-femme4821 to be honest... yeah.
diana a go go: makes this
Everyone: We will watch your career with great interest
Makes you remember that Kira is the most normal out of all the villains.
I would argue Pucci is the most normal (or at least the most sane)
What about tooru?
@@felipecosta-kv2fx
Never read the Manga.
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Kinda ironic that a rock human behaves like a normal human than most of the villains.
0:49
Japanese citizen 0
Ultimate life form 1
President of the United States, Black Priest, British Vampire, Ancient Aztec Stripper, Italian Mafia Boss and his Italian alter ego
*We're going worldwide, Bois*
Shouldn't kars be afraid of Kira he's the only one who can actually kill him
I have a big ass smile on my face I want more of this
Same bro
Same bro
Same bro
Where is diego? I want to see him!
Same.
I can imagine a stand fight brakes out and kar’s just stands their confused why everyone is just brake dancing
honestly knowing Kars he'd just be able to see stands anyway
I can’t believe that diavolo is my mood. The amount of times I’ve gone on rants about pasta is not a thing I’m too proud of.
But I also feel doppio since I’ve also gotten myself stuck under my bed and had to wait for my roommate to come home and drag me out.
Oh god, she's making an actual series. I feel like watching those typical comedy series from the 90's, something like Fresh Prince of Bel-air or Friends. Either one of those. *Please make more-*
he?
@@thedolphinqueen9921 fuck, i forgot it's a she- I'm stupid, thank you for correcting me though.
I want Araki to make this a show
I’m sorry let me just appreciate Kars and his beautiful hair
Yes, the hair I have to clean up that gets everywhere.
*beautiful..*
At least valentine sounded polite DIO just sounded like one of those bossy teen girls
Also Diavolo oh god he sounds dead inside
to be fair he's in a death loop.
@@ethanmorofsky6448 true I’d be pretty sick and tired
Give him his daily ravioli and he will be fine
Diavolo is the old grumpy grandpa
@@Pablo_Martin_aa no denying that
It's 3 am. Worth staying up
Same... We all need help
2:28 “I’ll see what I can do to appease some of the others, just so they aren’t much of a... hassle on you.”
#wholesome
1:12 aww doppio the only one who was smiling 🥺
Doppio is baby
@@yuricock but you can't just-
@@jotarokujo852 *Doppio is baby*
@@yuricock
*L* *E* *D* *O* *P* *P* *I* *O* *I* *S* *B* *A* *B* *Y*
@@thebestindividual exactly i am baby
"get outta my house"
*make us*
*MAKE* *US*
M a k e u s
*M a k e U s*
*No*
I never thought I'd see a wholesome, precious Valentine...
I was wrong, and I love him.
pucci: kills everybody but Emporio
diavolo: kills most of the jobros
kira: kills jotaro but restart
dio: kills joseph
Dio Brando: kill jonathan
kars: ...
He got Joseph’s arm. That’s gotta count for something.
@@hardygal2 this is about killing
@@Abbaa69 yeah but dose joseph and kakyoin sound better
Kars is the only one alive
@@Uzoy no he did not kill the woman who told Joseph she was he’s mom and Joseph kill the pillars men.
Pucci being the least detestable but still villainous is surprisingly fitting
To me it's the exact opposite. Dude's the worst kind of person...
"The worst kind of evil is one that doesn't realise it's evil"
As someone whose favourite JoJo villain is Kira, I love this so much
HE got what he deserve
The “No ending suffering”
OH MY GOD PUCCI IS IMMACULATE I AM IN LOVE THIS IS AMAZING
Valentine its going to put his face into a mountain... A CHAD
A fitting punishment for Kira to be honest. His own personal hell where he is not in control of anything. Marvellous.
"I... am... Going to beat the Jesus into you for stealing my robe!"
is the best line I have ever heard in my entire life *Wheeze*
Doppio: Hey, this new guy wants to come and stay for a while.
Tooru: 'sup?
Kira: ........
and then like 3 people are with tooru
If this becomes a legitimate series you work on, I will literally pay you in support for it
"Could you drive me to Mount fuji?"
Oh my god Valentine you're adorable
"They are all stronger than me"
They literally ask him to give them things. Things that Killer Queen could touch before giving them. He could wipe them out one by one, or at least get one problem solved.
also bites the dust
Kira can just touch them all and boom kira house destroyed
Also, how would they fight against Sheer Heart Attack? Its not like they can just destroy it.
@@sonarcha1711 FV sends it to another dimension and that's the end of it
@@lordtoomas he needs a non stand user
i like how Kars’s first reaction to being yelled at to get out of the house was “make us”
Shit, if had known I was that troublesome,
I would have tried harder to be more insufferable
oh trust me, you're gonna be.
@@dianaagogo oh my
@@dianaagogo more episodes confirmed?
Your profile picture is legendary
@@TheeTrashGremlin thank you bruno