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  • @JustJordanLive
    @JustJordanLive 7 років тому +8738

    "You look like you don't have what it takes to be a Mariiiiinnnneee"

    • @henrib7987
      @henrib7987 7 років тому +453

      Whoo yeah! Semper fiiiiiiii.

    • @KryptoSaiyan9001
      @KryptoSaiyan9001 7 років тому +121

      Steve 900SPG Oh Yeah Semper Fi

    • @louistapon2788
      @louistapon2788 7 років тому +133

      Damn gunny😂

    • @javierescuella9634
      @javierescuella9634 6 років тому +30

      Semper Fiiiiiiiii

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 5 років тому +95

      “Oh, yeah? I’ll show you!”
      *several years later*
      “Curse you reverse psychology!”

  • @Jdakidd05
    @Jdakidd05 4 роки тому +3484

    Navy recruiter called the navy uniform a “Popeye” outfit 😂😂😂

    • @-Migo-leo-
      @-Migo-leo- 4 роки тому +17

      😂

    • @krzkam7792
      @krzkam7792 3 роки тому +86

      Look like a big solid ass can of spinach.

    • @cindyking7229
      @cindyking7229 3 роки тому +1

      😃😃😃😃

    • @SuperEman500
      @SuperEman500 3 роки тому +2

      Love that chicken from Popeye''s

    • @vernonhampton5863
      @vernonhampton5863 3 роки тому +19

      Wait a minute. It is not a Popeye outfit, it is clearly a Cracker Jacks costume.

  • @Danny-dh2pg
    @Danny-dh2pg 5 років тому +4038

    96 out of 99 on the asvab - “too dumb” lmao I had a 75

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 5 років тому +231

      I did the Picat and got a 92. On the confirmation exam, I got a 75, which is apparently good enough to keep my 92. Now I go into the air force in a little less than a year

    • @Danny-dh2pg
      @Danny-dh2pg 5 років тому +79

      Nojatha awesome. I didn’t get to take my confirmation test in time so I had to take the asvab. The PiCAT was 79 and the asvab was 75. I just went to MEPS Monday. I hope it goes well for you bro

    • @residentevil2928
      @residentevil2928 4 роки тому +31

      I scored a 99.

    • @CommonSenseCriticism
      @CommonSenseCriticism 4 роки тому +167

      I got 99s across the board. Then when I got to my base I was surrounded by 50s. There is no minimum. They're lying ass bitches.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 4 роки тому +48

      Scored a 90, joined the Army and never looked back.
      POGs.

  • @FirstnameLastnamee
    @FirstnameLastnamee 4 роки тому +1170

    Went to the Air Force recruiter once.
    Dude was asleep in his office

    • @powerful-knowledge77
      @powerful-knowledge77 4 роки тому +16

      Who are you?

    • @TheLocust911
      @TheLocust911 4 роки тому +166

      @@powerful-knowledge77 Obviously he's a first name followed by a last name.

    • @marcusrat4466
      @marcusrat4466 4 роки тому +65

      @@powerful-knowledge77 he seems to be a living organism of some sort

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 4 роки тому +34

      Had to go find mine, she was never in her office.

    • @joechen6096
      @joechen6096 3 роки тому +8

      @@wrayday7149 damn they really dont give a shit about you lmfao

  • @shengrant3088
    @shengrant3088 7 років тому +5483

    so the army : tricks you
    the marines: scares you
    the airfocre: dont need you lol
    the navy: watch your ass ! lol

    • @bayarea510
      @bayarea510 6 років тому +40

      Shen Grant yup

    • @derrickdanglade8458
      @derrickdanglade8458 6 років тому +97

      Shen Grant the navy watches you 6

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому +31

      And the Coast Guard?

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +77

      MASTER-OF- EVIL doesn’t exist

    • @thatdude8850
      @thatdude8850 4 роки тому +91

      Cost gard: makes sure no one remembers you

  • @gregis22422
    @gregis22422 7 років тому +3507

    The Air Force Recruiter is spot on! I walked in there when I was 21. He asked me what the hell I was waiting on, and that I better have my degree by now. 😑 I'm like like bruh...

    • @nkozy196
      @nkozy196 6 років тому +446

      What the hell lmaoooo ....
      But did you bring the degree?

    • @Blue13321
      @Blue13321 6 років тому +31

      😂😂

    • @amandapoellnitz7682
      @amandapoellnitz7682 6 років тому +14

      gregis22422 im weak 😂

    • @ksteel3302
      @ksteel3302 6 років тому +105

      I’m 22 and I already graduated college with an associate degree

    • @KG-et7lq
      @KG-et7lq 6 років тому +189

      KsTEEL that ain't shit

  • @HistoryGuru1234
    @HistoryGuru1234 4 роки тому +757

    Where I live, there is a Marine Recruit Station right next door to a GameStop and an Air Force Recruitment next door to a Starbucks...this can’t be a coincidence.

    • @joechen6096
      @joechen6096 3 роки тому +54

      interesting, where I live theres an army, navy, and marine recruiting station between a gamestop and planet fitness

    • @AHealthySnack
      @AHealthySnack 3 роки тому +90

      Interesting, where I live they just destroyed the local mall and replaced it with Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine recruiting centers. The sign for the mall now says "The draft is coming, come get your benefits."

    • @kars372
      @kars372 3 роки тому +13

      @@AHealthySnack this made me chuckle.

    • @mikoyyuy13
      @mikoyyuy13 3 роки тому +12

      Interesting. Where i live there is a recruiting station next to a Mexican restaurant and Randalls.
      I knew they were after minimum wage people like me.
      My recruiter gave me a job with the same amount of pay.

    • @kevinotero1077
      @kevinotero1077 3 роки тому +3

      Where I live theres a marine recruit station next to dominoa pizza

  • @mapleleaf8194
    @mapleleaf8194 5 років тому +6988

    Able bodied highschool student:
    Army recruiters: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @tf3confirmedbuthv54
      @tf3confirmedbuthv54 5 років тому +59

      Lmfao true

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 роки тому +12

      Fact

    • @iTsBlue2
      @iTsBlue2 4 роки тому +90

      lol when I was a senior they came right up too me and ask they were really tempting 😂

    • @professorrosenstock5026
      @professorrosenstock5026 4 роки тому +14

      This is when being chronically ill works in your service.

    • @CT-yr8ph
      @CT-yr8ph 4 роки тому +57

      Lmao there was a convention thing and they had a pull up contest I got like second with 22 pull ups and marines were trying to send me to cap on sight

  • @uninvitedguest7782
    @uninvitedguest7782 7 років тому +6477

    "How much yall pay?",, "Millions brotha!" 😂😂😂

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 7 років тому +2788

    "Built like a damn deep freezer.”
    "Fatty McShitstain.”

    • @lo-fiFromChicago
      @lo-fiFromChicago 5 років тому +15

      Haha with Jimi playing in the background 😂

    • @pinchespiderman
      @pinchespiderman 5 років тому +6

      @@lo-fiFromChicago Which come to think of it is ironic since Hendrix was in the army.

    • @mrmvpful
      @mrmvpful 5 років тому +8

      Damn gunny

    • @luism3466
      @luism3466 4 роки тому +1

      Wtf i broke down and laughed omg ohhhrahhh

  • @Sagatoth
    @Sagatoth 4 роки тому +1494

    Airforce recruiters really be coming up with every excuse, I remember at my school a Airforce recruiter came over and I was the -only one over there- trying to talk with him and he hit me with: "Let me talk to the other people first."
    *whatotherpeople*

    • @MrRed424
      @MrRed424 4 роки тому +88

      They sound pretenious

    • @alexnavyseal38
      @alexnavyseal38 4 роки тому +123

      @@MrRed424 they are

    • @richardnoah2922
      @richardnoah2922 4 роки тому +29

      Unless they desperate or you live near a supply base (Robins for example) you best be officer material or else your kinda uselesd

    • @lolmanYAA
      @lolmanYAA 3 роки тому +14

      @@richardnoah2922 Even officer level is competitive and its hard to get a spot as a civilian

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 3 роки тому +2

      @@lolmanYAA Well who are they after then?

  • @Hugeboss01
    @Hugeboss01 4 роки тому +6270

    Army: We Want You!
    Marines: We Will Feast On Your Soul!
    Air Force: No Time For Dumb Asses!
    Navy: We Want To Clap Those Cheeks!
    Coast Guard: I’m Part Of The Military Too!!!!!
    Space Force: *Halo theme intensifies*

    • @joeplanter7959
      @joeplanter7959 4 роки тому +272

      Coast guard not accurate, most selective branch and only 4% of people that apply are accepted. Very hard to get into

    • @creator998
      @creator998 4 роки тому +191

      Coast guard don't want your ass

    • @nsthtv6629
      @nsthtv6629 4 роки тому +120

      Back when I joined 2012 the coast guard had a 1 year waitlist

    • @nsthtv6629
      @nsthtv6629 4 роки тому +93

      I went air force best decision I could have made. The army and navy recruiters called me all the time I never talked to the marine recruiter.

    • @granola661
      @granola661 4 роки тому +7

      @@joeplanter7959 😂😂😂😂

  • @ameenahsf
    @ameenahsf 7 років тому +2518

    I tried to get into the Air force a few years ago and this was spot on 🤣 walked out of that place needin a hug 😂

    • @rmartin6914
      @rmartin6914 7 років тому +423

      Miss Mena They destroy your self-esteem. Makes you rethink your entire life lol

    • @raquelr8775
      @raquelr8775 6 років тому +36

      Miss Mena Same lol, but I'm still undecided.

    • @ethancharette9242
      @ethancharette9242 6 років тому +90

      Right dude. I'm in the AF, and I can't wait to get out. The people who get ahead in the AF, are the people who fuck other people over. The officers are the only good people in my opinion. The enlisted are a bunch of cock heads.

    • @MalFunktion2024
      @MalFunktion2024 6 років тому +48

      My man, the enlisted are cock heads everywhere. The only good peopl i knew while i was in were one or 2 enlisted and the rest were officers. Of course, cant hang out with officers so , fml.

    • @ethancharette9242
      @ethancharette9242 6 років тому +66

      Ariel helwani's nose facts lol. I like only one or two enlisted as well. Dude, it’s hard having a bachelors degree, and being treated like I’m stupid by people who barley graduated high school.

  • @sirjecht295
    @sirjecht295 6 років тому +2059

    In this video I'm surprised he saw a air force recruiter, legend says that the air force recruiter is always on lunch and to see one off lunch attracts men in dark blue suits to take you away.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 років тому +7

      When did this comment ever talk about politics? Are you seriously that desperate for people to listen to your opinion?

    • @toeasti9303
      @toeasti9303 5 років тому +32

      《REÐJIVE》 what?

    • @dasbubba841
      @dasbubba841 5 років тому +47

      @@toeasti9303 It's taboo to talk about Air Force recruiters.

    • @sp4l2tan74
      @sp4l2tan74 5 років тому +26

      @@Kay_213_ The fuck you talkin about bro? Someone scored a 96 out of 99 on his ASVA- *door slams*

    • @colejizzen1977
      @colejizzen1977 5 років тому +45

      Literally went to go see “what the air force had to offer” and no one was in the recruiting office.😂

  • @magicman9321
    @magicman9321 5 років тому +3614

    Can’t wait to see what the space force
    Has in store for recruits.

    • @siriusgd4753
      @siriusgd4753 5 років тому +179

      trump's space force? They're going to be busy disassembling wind turbines so you don't get cancer.

    • @randyreno7118
      @randyreno7118 5 років тому +114

      Trump 2020

    • @harvbegal6868
      @harvbegal6868 5 років тому +156

      Do your part! We need you! Join the mobile infantry today. See if you got what it takes to be a citizen!
      Would you like to know more?

    • @tree8365
      @tree8365 5 років тому +38

      Do you like star wars and star track be those guys and join the space force today

    • @frenchchicken2799
      @frenchchicken2799 5 років тому +83

      Space force recruiter: You’ve ever seen Star Wars before?

  • @Brian-zo1ll
    @Brian-zo1ll 5 років тому +1081

    I served in the USMC for 17 years and I can tell you my recruiter was almost exactly like that. He actually made me feel that he was doing me a favor, by letting me join the corps. In 48 hours, all of my paperwork was done and I was sworn in and had my date for shipping out 2 months later. Before then I had never even considered joining. I will say this. I'm so glad for the experience and wouldn't change it for the world. Semper fi

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 3 роки тому +200

      "what job opportunities can i expect after leaving the marine corps?"
      "none, but we do prepare the fuck outta you to be homeless as shit"

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 3 роки тому +57

      @@TmanT321 the only homeless vet I ever saw (and ofc I got him food and two large waters cos it was the middle of July) was a Marine 😭

    • @starkusmc1981
      @starkusmc1981 3 роки тому +70

      Did the same thing to my brother in law. He said, "I don't know if I want to be in the Marines" recruiter said "Who the fuck told you I wanted you in my beloved Corps, like you're good enough for me to put my name on your paperwork".

    • @geeebuttersnap2433
      @geeebuttersnap2433 2 роки тому +4

      @@jonathanvillegasvilches2298 it’s not for everyone. But I will tell you this. If you had overcame your fear, you would have experienced comrade and made friends the likes you’ll never see outside of the military.

    • @malenatully
      @malenatully 2 роки тому +3

      Brian, Thank you for your service. I definitely appreciate it, keeping me and everyone safe at home. Truly, appreciate it.

  • @keondricpaigg7375
    @keondricpaigg7375 7 років тому +678

    That's if you find an Air Force recruiter

    • @EdgeO419
      @EdgeO419 7 років тому +119

      Funny enough at the place i signed up the one Airforce recruiter they had there was always just gone and he basically told me a similar thing to the video. The Marine corp recruiters stole my info to try to recruit me when I had already gotten a MEPS date for the Army. shit was crazy

    • @GoogleGebruiker
      @GoogleGebruiker 6 років тому +72

      Ensenga 666 USMC trying to catch you last minute.

    • @angelamihaelafisher3776
      @angelamihaelafisher3776 6 років тому +9

      Lol... I tried to enlist... TRIED 😂

    • @severaltinychickens4347
      @severaltinychickens4347 6 років тому +10

      I have to travel to a city over 1 hour away just to talk to a recruiter bc my city doesn't have one 🙄

    • @smokingunstudios6474
      @smokingunstudios6474 6 років тому +7

      Keondric Paige we freaking Got Army Navy Marines and Air Force directly beside each other outside of our local mall so I just assumed as a kid every city had all for

  • @DigitalMelanin
    @DigitalMelanin 7 років тому +4607

    Navy recruiter had me dying 😂

    • @pps22001
      @pps22001 7 років тому +85

      Dying or naw?

    • @andyflores2558
      @andyflores2558 7 років тому +91

      Captain_salt_47 lmfao had him sounding all fruity and shit

    • @87Wayne
      @87Wayne 7 років тому +166

      "big like Brutus, but I can't wait to see you in that Popeye outfit"!!!! Bwah-hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    • @javaughnhill9259
      @javaughnhill9259 7 років тому +11

      bra same, I was rolling

    • @Mac_Mayne_ATL
      @Mac_Mayne_ATL 7 років тому +102

      Captain_salt_47 "looking like a big solid ass can of spinach" LMFAO!

  • @doriclogosmg
    @doriclogosmg 4 роки тому +738

    I was 26 back in 2007 when a Army recruiter got a hold of me I forgot how. He was very persuasive. He called me a few times
    But I knew I wasn't going. So when I told him I was in the process of being a correction officer. He was like that's a dangerous job isnt it. I'm like wait what?

    • @jeffdavis7073
      @jeffdavis7073 4 роки тому +54

      LMFAO

    • @Jebusmike3
      @Jebusmike3 4 роки тому +26

      That's pretty funny bro, but POGs punching numbers all day really is probably safer. Respect man

    • @adamc6371
      @adamc6371 3 роки тому +18

      I knew a guy who became a correction officer and got jumped once. Concussion, two black eyes, one ruptured cornea, cracked ribs, internal bleeding, stuck in hospital for 2 weeks, was in physical therapy for months. If the other guards arrived a minute later, he'd probably be dead. You can be safe to assume he aint a correctional officer anymore. Shit, you'd be safer in Kandahar than an American prison. Bring back the death penalty for these scum just as worthless as terrorists.

    • @lastkingwizard8034
      @lastkingwizard8034 3 роки тому

      @@adamc6371 Kandahar? Lmao. Riiigggghhhttt.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming 3 роки тому +19

      @@adamc6371
      In Asscrackistan: At least you're inside the wire and Opfor's outside,
      In a correctional facility: You're inside the wire... and so is Opfor.

  • @user-jw8yh6yq1p
    @user-jw8yh6yq1p 5 років тому +1792

    Marines: I GOT LOST ON MY WAY TO COLLEGE, SIR.

    • @JulesHunter22
      @JulesHunter22 4 роки тому +43

      I wonder what would happen if new recruits just started saying that on a regular basis lol

    • @user-jw8yh6yq1p
      @user-jw8yh6yq1p 4 роки тому +22

      @@JulesHunter22 Imma do that

    • @JulesHunter22
      @JulesHunter22 4 роки тому +15

      @@user-jw8yh6yq1p lol godspeed

    • @joeplanter7959
      @joeplanter7959 4 роки тому +22

      Jarhead

    • @irunthismotherfucker6992
      @irunthismotherfucker6992 4 роки тому +7

      @@user-jw8yh6yq1p I dare you bro may God be with you lol.😂

  • @berryhill0163
    @berryhill0163 7 років тому +1710

    LMAO "IM PETTY OFFICER DINGLEBERRY"

  • @MichaelLeeUSAFRetired
    @MichaelLeeUSAFRetired 7 років тому +2726

    "...big solid ass can of spinach!" LOL!!!

  • @darod850
    @darod850 4 роки тому +109

    After chasing my Air Force recruiter around for 6 months I decided to go into my local Army RC and the dude had me in MEPS literally in 2 weeks. Best decision I ever made.

  • @salemphantom1043
    @salemphantom1043 4 роки тому +45

    Went to an AirForce recruiter yesterday. The guy was really cool and didnt sugarcoat anything. Told me about his backstory and why he joined the AirForce. He asked me basic medical questions and then talked to me. He listened to each word I had to say and always gave suggestions which was great. I sign the papers in January then ship out in August of 2021. Aim High

    • @PugsTT350Z
      @PugsTT350Z 4 роки тому +3

      Good luck and hopefully you get a great first assignment...I have been in 18yrs and haven't regretted it once.

    • @AccountInactive
      @AccountInactive 25 днів тому

      So how is it?

  • @thingonathinginathing
    @thingonathinginathing 7 років тому +1236

    marine one 100% correct af

    • @user-eu2me4bp7j
      @user-eu2me4bp7j 5 років тому +67

      lol when he said "why in the hell are they giving each other chest-pumps"

    • @max_jank3247
      @max_jank3247 5 років тому +8

      And so as other branches 😂😂😂😂

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 років тому +17

      @@max_jank3247 Navy is like Air Force in reality. My recruiter literally gave me a test before he even looked at me.

  • @adonisguy3243
    @adonisguy3243 7 років тому +492

    the army recruiter scene is right on. I was still a senior in high school when an army recruiter asked me to go to their recruting office. they said the same crap like the army has the best offer of all the branches. I told him im going to a community college after hs and he said it's a 5th year high school! the army can give you GI Bill, marketable trades and such.
    .......I joined the navy. :)

    • @corygibson6551
      @corygibson6551 7 років тому +25

      Navy! hell yeah!

    • @emconitegamez5566
      @emconitegamez5566 7 років тому +14

      Adonis Guy Right on shipmate

    • @MultiLelde
      @MultiLelde 7 років тому +6

      Adonis Guy Thats great tp hear, hope you're enjoying it. My older brother did the same thing, I always said if I joined the military, it would be the navy.

    • @tiffgarcia3807
      @tiffgarcia3807 7 років тому +1

      Adonis Guy lmao

    • @saverlater123
      @saverlater123 7 років тому +119

      What did petty officer dinkleberry do to convince you?

  • @francisllaguno2794
    @francisllaguno2794 3 роки тому +172

    "how 'bout u waive your ass outta my face"
    - Air Force recruiter

    • @hossaustin1862
      @hossaustin1862 3 роки тому +7

      I shot coffee out of my nose on that one!

  • @meow9426
    @meow9426 4 роки тому +96

    Army: we want you!
    Marines: you want us
    Air Force: we don’t want you
    Navy: we.... want you ( ͡0 ͜ʖ ͡0)

  • @toastywaffles2551
    @toastywaffles2551 7 років тому +868

    "Of course. Sike!" 😂

    • @MrHerrera1512
      @MrHerrera1512 7 років тому +38

      Toasty Waffles that had me going lmao

    • @lahaus2057
      @lahaus2057 7 років тому +46

      Toasty Waffles "Wave your ass outta my face" 😂😂😂

    • @247OnlineGuy
      @247OnlineGuy 7 років тому

      Lmaooooooo

  • @greyfoxninja1239
    @greyfoxninja1239 5 років тому +3915

    OH MY GOD, The Marine Corps recruiter was SPOT ON. I walked in and they took one look at me and SSGT [I won't name him] took one look at me and said maybe I should try Army. It was then and there, I knew I wanted to be a Marine. I ship out Jan 7th, 2019. Wish me luck.

    • @takathousandbirds
      @takathousandbirds 5 років тому +118

      4more days lol Good luck 😂

    • @amossivan3819
      @amossivan3819 5 років тому +107

      Lol. See you on the other side brotha

    • @moddymoddy1
      @moddymoddy1 5 років тому +30

      Good luck...you got it

    • @DGM9600
      @DGM9600 5 років тому +262

      Shit hit up this reply section when you get back to civilization

    • @lukecasler7811
      @lukecasler7811 5 років тому +17

      Good shit. I'm leaving March 25

  • @Inferno-lf9lq
    @Inferno-lf9lq 4 роки тому +99

    0:35 Built like a damn deep freezer
    “Damn Gunny” 😂😂😂

  • @breakfast155
    @breakfast155 4 роки тому +179

    one time when i was 14 years old i was out at a wal-mart with my brother during school hours but i was homeschooled growing up so i always had work finished the night before, we went in to go buy a video game for the xbox and my brother told me if anybody asked why i wasn't in school to just tell them i had already graduated, i didn't think anything of it and while i was inside i was approached by an army recruiter, he asked me if i was still in highschool and i told him i had already graduated like my brother instructed, next thing i know he was handing me his card and trying to convince me to join the army, hell i was even tempted at the time, he was talking all kinds of money.

    • @gabeomara5636
      @gabeomara5636 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao thats actually really funny 🤣🤣😂👏

    • @LejunglerenardThejunglefox
      @LejunglerenardThejunglefox 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah but what did you actually do?

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 3 роки тому +12

      Ah yes child soldier right there

    • @cxtcutsml706
      @cxtcutsml706 3 роки тому +5

      Oh dang son *WWI and WWII intensifies*

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +2

      Recruiter be like : hmm yes a 12 year old is clearly a 18 year old

  • @pearlskye
    @pearlskye 7 років тому +1140

    Built like a damn deep freezer 😭😂

    • @mikeruck2888
      @mikeruck2888 7 років тому +13

      That had me crying!!! 😂😭😂😭😂😭

    • @donwal2016
      @donwal2016 7 років тому +6

      LMFAO it killed me

    • @boredwithasword6640
      @boredwithasword6640 7 років тому +1

      P L "Damn, guddi!"

    • @inlandbhsk8r
      @inlandbhsk8r 7 років тому +21

      Bored With a Sword *gunny

    • @n3rdbear
      @n3rdbear 7 років тому

      +P L you have some nice DSL. Probably would make me bust in under 30 seconds.

  • @Centurion-ph7gk
    @Centurion-ph7gk 7 років тому +895

    Why don't you waive your ass outta my face HAHAHA

  • @Bread0917
    @Bread0917 5 років тому +1200

    Nobody:
    Seriously, not a soul:
    Recruiter: *”SO I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING TO JOIN THE ARMY!”*

    • @NiCeTrYfEdBoI
      @NiCeTrYfEdBoI 5 років тому +33

      The fucking army recruiter found my number lol

    • @milkedalmond2564
      @milkedalmond2564 4 роки тому +9

      Running after you; excuse, excuse me sir

    • @luism3466
      @luism3466 4 роки тому +5

      some of the army recruiters I have known kind of reminds me of a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses trying to hand me pamphlets

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 4 роки тому +3

      *Looks at me* “Have you considered the Navy?”

  • @alabaster6005
    @alabaster6005 5 років тому +705

    As A Marine Vet I gotta say its not entirely true, this gent forgot to mention that recruiters offer, as a sign on bonus,a life time supply of cherry flavored crayons mmmhhh mmm crayons so delicious and if you re up for another 12 years you get a precious half squeezed about to expire jalapeño cheese spread thats right, its worth an arm and a first born child, easy.

    • @jacobhoffman188
      @jacobhoffman188 5 років тому +17

      I watch these videos of a military guy taste testing MRE's and he LOST HIS SHIT for this cheese spread that came with one. He must not have been lying haha

    • @bigda6407
      @bigda6407 5 років тому +8

      Lol that jalapeño cheese spread on them MREs ain’t bad just get the shits after tho

    • @jamesdevlin1159
      @jamesdevlin1159 5 років тому +26

      That cheese is currency, it will replace the dollar eventually

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 5 років тому +13

      I bet you can get a Marine to kill somebody for enough spread. But then again - you could probably get him to kill someone just because of the suck itself.

    • @sin9037
      @sin9037 5 років тому +1

      What?

  • @brendanblackwell4876
    @brendanblackwell4876 7 років тому +1917

    How much y'all paying? "Millions brother" lmao

    • @HoodieBillsGaming
      @HoodieBillsGaming 7 років тому +76

      Brendan Blackwell like 40k a year for risking your life , seems reasonable

    • @robertval898
      @robertval898 7 років тому +81

      i would risk my life for 200k

    • @alfredoc.5087
      @alfredoc.5087 7 років тому +54

      HoodieBills "hey life's a risk carnal"
      -blood in blood out movie

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 7 років тому +11

      Brendan Blackwell LA Razza

    • @sEEKllsevN
      @sEEKllsevN 7 років тому +7

      alfredo castaneda "...You said it yourself.." fantastic movie. the end killed me

  • @LanceKlain
    @LanceKlain 5 років тому +1352

    Air Force!
    19 different countries in 8 years!
    Best choice Ive ever made!
    Ask any branch. Best housing. Best deployments. Best base locations...

    • @dmarti11235
      @dmarti11235 5 років тому +278

      That's cause y'all's 'deployments' are short af

    • @toninieves2737
      @toninieves2737 5 років тому +114

      I 100 percent agree. Air Force, is the best force

    • @serajalhorani838
      @serajalhorani838 5 років тому +19

      Lucky you

    • @Call0fDutyGlitch3rz
      @Call0fDutyGlitch3rz 5 років тому +46

      Locations not so much if you’re talking about U.S. wise, outside of the U.S. most definitely

    • @kevinx9225
      @kevinx9225 5 років тому +75

      @@Call0fDutyGlitch3rzThe take away is the AF does have bases outside the US besides Japan, Korea and Afghanistan. Most branches have limited bases. Yes, the Army is in Germany, sort of. The Air Force is sprinkled around more locations. Also, over the years the other branches are starting to catch up as far a quality of life which is a very good thing.
      I wish I could go back and work with any service branch as a civilian. These cry babies in the corporate world are a constant headache. A woman said someone was "single shaming" her. I asked if she was serious or joking. I really didn't know that was a thing.

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 4 роки тому +568

    My own experience with the air force:
    *Me:* I scored a 99% on the ASVAB. Cool!
    *Air Force:* We want you and now. Pick any MOS you want.
    *Me:* Awesome. Heres 1, 2, and 3.
    *Air Force:* Ok, now you need to submit your medical records and pass the physical and the fitness tests.
    *Me:* All right, I just passed the physical and the fitness tests. Here are my medical records.
    *Air Force:* It says here you had asthma when you were 8 and used inhalers until you were 12. You're DODMERB'd.
    *Me:* NANI!?
    *Air Froce:* Yeah, looks like you also broke your leg in 8th grade and we don't like that either.

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 4 роки тому +27

      @Jgal ... the DOD MERB .. Medical Evaluation Review Board occurs in every branch of the military ... 4-5 physicians review your medical information.
      Boot Camp is hard! If the docs see any possibility of injuring you more because of pre-existing injuries ogre illnesses, they won't take you.
      It ain't personal ... it's business. Hooah. They need a whole Soldier, not an already-broke one that they're gonna have to pay for.

    • @shoreleave932
      @shoreleave932 4 роки тому +14

      @A, yeah I got a DQ on my first go around with the DODMERB. Don't let it discourage you if you get one, you can get a waiver if you are competitive enough! I made it into USAFA and I have ADHD :)

    • @mathewheym5230
      @mathewheym5230 4 роки тому

      That’s scary close to what happened with me 😂

    • @LejunglerenardThejunglefox
      @LejunglerenardThejunglefox 3 роки тому +9

      Its an AFSC not an MOS.

    • @acrispywaffleiron4014
      @acrispywaffleiron4014 3 роки тому +12

      Damn. They rejected you so hard you turned Japanese?

  • @charlesjefferson4372
    @charlesjefferson4372 4 роки тому +82

    "You look like you don't have what it takes to be a Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeee"
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @stefanhawkins7027
    @stefanhawkins7027 7 років тому +618

    Marines got my mans skipping school 😂

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 7 років тому +34

      LMFAOOO

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 6 років тому +67

      who need school when u can be homless as fuck?

    • @Blue13321
      @Blue13321 6 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 6 років тому

      +Satan Himself And entertain yourself very simply with crayons?

  • @israelvanegas2711
    @israelvanegas2711 6 років тому +1073

    That's literally how the marine recruiters got me to go to pt

    • @pepzko6218
      @pepzko6218 5 років тому +27

      100%I'm joining the marines this is 100% accurate holy fuck

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 років тому +8

      @@pepzko6218 dont man they're a cult

    • @candicefarrington2208
      @candicefarrington2208 5 років тому +3

      @@Mikey-ym6ok No, they are not. If you are sad and let them take over your mind. You deserve it. Lol

    • @psychesheep8602
      @psychesheep8602 5 років тому +1

      @@candicefarrington2208 so like, if you're a jew in the holocaust, and you're sad and tired and stop working and get killed, you deserve for not being strong enough? I know that's an extreme but some of the shit that the military will force its soldiers (who are giving their lives for their country btw) to go through are on the border of cruel and unusual. I'm not saying that crazy shit isn't necessary to make a soldier, but you see straight abuse, and the abuser is condoned by the us military. It's a cult, with a leader.

    • @notoriousriot250
      @notoriousriot250 5 років тому +2

      Cameron Mejer-Atterson that’s so they don’t die in combat and that they get the chance to go home to their family and trust me the US military makes their guys competent, physically fit, and motivated, they don’t make them climb mountains or crawl on their chest on rocks, like some other countries do

  • @ironmac10
    @ironmac10 3 роки тому +11

    I was an Air Force recruiter. You nailed it bruh. So many people wanted in but couldn't pass the asvab.

    • @Casey757
      @Casey757 2 роки тому +1

      I knew a guy who was in the Army who was giving me shit for being in the Air Force and I was like why didn’t you join and he was like “I couldn’t even get my name through the door”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @catholicforever
    @catholicforever 5 років тому +139

    Petty officer dingleberry always gets me in tears 🤣

  • @rockywines1548
    @rockywines1548 7 років тому +297

    Back in 95, my brother and I were talking to an Army recruiter and a Marine recruiter at the same time. We were leaning Army because my dad and older brother were both paratroopers with the 82nd so we wanted to continue the tradition. When our Marine recruiter found out we were talking to an Army recruiter, he cussed us out and told us we better decide right then and there who we were going with! Marines it was!😂😂😂...straight had us so shook that way stopped family tradition!😂😂😂... don't regret the decision at all though!

    • @chunkey8398
      @chunkey8398 7 років тому +68

      It's better to "branch out" than to keep it all in one single branch of the military. Some of my family members were Army, a few were Marines, and one guy was Navy. Nobody in Air Force, unfortunately. We're not that smart...LOL

    • @SilentShadow07
      @SilentShadow07 7 років тому +10

      Ryan Wines Semper Fi brother. I swear in tomorrow 💪🏼

    • @rockywines1548
      @rockywines1548 7 років тому +5

      Mythical Helljumper Semper Fi!

    • @pmrft83
      @pmrft83 7 років тому +5

      Mythical Helljumper Good luck! He ain't your brother yet though

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 6 років тому +3

      Taking a 3 month vacation down in South Carolina when I get out of HS.

  • @OBAMAwasSWORNinTODAY
    @OBAMAwasSWORNinTODAY 6 років тому +336

    "Why the hell are they giving each other chestbumps" 😂😂

  • @riripari2042
    @riripari2042 4 роки тому +23

    I actually met with a marine recruiter in highschool when considering joining the military. Marines was definitely out of the question, but he managed to go get me to hear him out. They're actually pretty nice though as he explained the extra long basic training process they had I was cemented in the decision to pass off the marines. The have the longest basic training time.

    • @ADRIAN-pe1ce
      @ADRIAN-pe1ce 4 роки тому +1

      Riri Pari you wouldn’t have what it takes anyway 😂

  • @denisegroce7135
    @denisegroce7135 2 роки тому +5

    I loved being in the Air Force and now I’m a USAF veteran. I got to live in Europe(Belgium)and Asia(South Korea)! Thanks to those who also served and is still serving our country.

  • @sekusaf
    @sekusaf 7 років тому +323

    Even IN the Worlds Greatest Air Force, "We're the Air Force, we don't do waivers!" is extremely accurate.

    • @Gd-vc4vq
      @Gd-vc4vq 7 років тому +14

      sekusaf US NAVY is the best Air Force.

    • @sekusaf
      @sekusaf 7 років тому +5

      2nd best.

    • @Gd-vc4vq
      @Gd-vc4vq 7 років тому +14

      USAF is 2nd best. The 1st is the US NAVY. ⚓

    • @adonisguy3243
      @adonisguy3243 7 років тому +2

      Ocean Forever if you want to be a pog and don't mind the sea, USN is the way to go. if you are a land lover and want pog mos, USAF for sure!
      the best place: USN shore duty! It was my first duty station. :)

    • @Gd-vc4vq
      @Gd-vc4vq 7 років тому +4

      Adonis Guy Pog life is the best life bro. Especially in the greatest NAVY on earth, we can go anywhere sea,under the sea,air and land. I love my US NAVY.

  • @miltechmoto
    @miltechmoto 7 років тому +1766

    airforce did have a huge elitism attitude when I talked to them. When I talked to them they wanted someone who was a Doctor and had their pilots license and....was already in the airforce lol wtf?

    • @DotHackish
      @DotHackish 7 років тому +577

      she must be cute.. air force girls always get fucked

    • @chasestredic
      @chasestredic 7 років тому +278

      Reginald Walker They really do

    • @jessicaa5807
      @jessicaa5807 7 років тому +312

      "Already in the air force" LMAOO

    • @blackbaron9544
      @blackbaron9544 7 років тому +409

      Bitch if I was a doctor why the fuck would I sign up to get in a jet and have rockets launched at me when I could sit comfy in my nice ass house?

    • @robertval898
      @robertval898 7 років тому +298

      sorry mister potter but hermione probably riding some hard ass nimbus right now

  • @3haljordan
    @3haljordan 5 років тому +8

    Hey brother, Im a old Marine Vet and I got to say that I love the videos you do. They have me LMAO. You definitely know your stuff. 🤣 USMC 88-92.

  • @elijahbradford8254
    @elijahbradford8254 3 роки тому +30

    “You look like you don’t have what it takes to be a Mariiiiiiiiine!”

  • @shadowyomi7235
    @shadowyomi7235 7 років тому +1023

    "Hey are you a airforce recruiter"
    " What do you want? What do you want?
    What do you want? What do you want?"
    lol all officers and liaison's ever

    • @raquelr8775
      @raquelr8775 6 років тому +25

      Lt Cake I'm trying to contact numerous Air Force recruiters and wow wow is all I'm saying. Out of 20 this week and a half literally I've only had one contact me back with the most vague email ever, mind you I'm a college graduate I'm not a fresh out of high school candidate (maybe I am too old lol).

    • @aaronwilliams5846
      @aaronwilliams5846 6 років тому +7

      If you do manage to get a contact, then those college credits will give you instant rank. If you have enough.

    • @dijone11mus1
      @dijone11mus1 6 років тому +15

      Raquel Rodriguez it's not your fault. He's just got so many good options, and doesn't have the time to handle them all. I mean all he needs is like 5 a month and he's got 30+ new qualified people calling him a month

    • @raquelr8775
      @raquelr8775 6 років тому

      Dijone Ghost Strangely a good amount of Air Force recruiters got in touch with me at the same time last month, all from different places. Will be looking into my options further once I am back in the states.

    • @dijone11mus1
      @dijone11mus1 6 років тому

      Raquel Rodriguez ouch girl. You left the country recently?

  • @Zino_B
    @Zino_B 7 років тому +469

    Army got me weak lmao each contract comes with your choice of a charger or camaro lmao that's that E-1 start up kit in the Army

    • @FuzzyZit
      @FuzzyZit 7 років тому +20

      lmao the start up kit

    • @TheNegrodamus89
      @TheNegrodamus89 7 років тому +24

      Zino B don't forget mustangs too

    • @JDub07
      @JDub07 7 років тому +25

      Zino B had a E2 come in and drove an 80s Volvo his Gma gave him for 3 years till he saved up money and bought a car cash. There's always at least one smart one. Needless to say, he fast track to Sgt and has been making good decisions ever since! Lol

    • @maddking2442
      @maddking2442 7 років тому +55

      *Sighs*.....Not gonna lie....Just swore in a few days ago and was literally thinking to get one of the two...

    • @LordColPhobos
      @LordColPhobos 6 років тому

      Zino B The E-1 to E-3 starter pack in the Marines is a mustang

  • @TrollingSquanto
    @TrollingSquanto 4 роки тому +14

    I’m shocked at all these stories of Air Force recruiters. Blessed to have the best recruiter in the entire country 🙌🏼

    • @hobnob666
      @hobnob666 2 роки тому

      My active duty one was horrible but my reserves one was really good. People should really aim for her standards.

  • @piipoovv6267
    @piipoovv6267 4 роки тому +16

    I can’t stress enough how I walk around addressing people as “young brotha” now😂😂

  • @ricardotella1864
    @ricardotella1864 7 років тому +625

    Damn, the USAF went in hard.

  • @antaris6493
    @antaris6493 6 років тому +5049

    *My experience with Coast Guard recruiters*
    Me : Hey I have a question
    Recruiter : There are pamphlets on the table, read them. I’m going to lunch
    *leaves*
    Army Recruiter : Hey so I heard u were thinking of joining the military

  • @llamafan6529
    @llamafan6529 3 роки тому +4

    the updated one for army would be asking if the recruit has 2 moms and if he says yes hes in

  • @fuckyourreply.8110
    @fuckyourreply.8110 4 роки тому +8

    The manner in which he demonstrates the Air Force experience, in my personal opinion, is 100 percent accurate.

  • @daniel9706
    @daniel9706 7 років тому +385

    The Marine was so accurate though my dad was a Marine and he talks like to me lol.

  • @sqbrazy3283
    @sqbrazy3283 7 років тому +745

    lol Air Force on point

    • @Fellowrser
      @Fellowrser 7 років тому +73

      foreal lmao until you tell them you went an mos that they are in need of then they shit talk every other branch lols

    • @isiahrobertson299
      @isiahrobertson299 7 років тому +25

      FellowRser BS everyone shit talks US

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 7 років тому +6

      I know someone joined the USAF two years ago, the recruiter basically said "I think this will piss off your mom, so you should do it"

    • @SquirrelGamingProductions
      @SquirrelGamingProductions 6 років тому +6

      Lol the af recruiters are actually nice... when you meet the standards. And they need bodies.

    • @TronRider
      @TronRider 6 років тому

      what would be an mos that is in demand for them?

  • @kenricstoklosa2096
    @kenricstoklosa2096 4 роки тому +3

    You ain't never lied! Man speaking of, I'm still looking for my recruiter

  • @lauramahnken5549
    @lauramahnken5549 5 років тому +9

    I was a very lost and disillusioned 19 yr old.. Was uninsured, broke, tired, and lost. I was looking for a family. People to Love Me, Guide Me, give a shit, take care of me, and in all honesty the military was an escape from reality. I found education, employment, Independence and yet guidance, strength I didn't know I had, And a huge reality check on the world. Best damn thing I've ever done. I went into the recruiting office in Des Moines Washington. It held 4 recruiting offices in one office area. Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. I wanted to get some information from each of them. Army, Navy, and Air Force literally got up and walked away and said they were going to lunch and would be back later. 100% blew me off. SSGT Fields, USMC, ask me to come sit down and what did I want to know.. he told me he was going to take whatever time I needed that day to answer my questions. By the time the other three got back from lunch I was already signed up for the Marines. When someone is ready to get the hell out of town and move on in life it's pretty obvious. My ASVAB were awesome I could have gotten into any service. I chose the Marines. Aviation maintenance Harriers. Best experience of my life. I think one of the most shocking experiences though of joining the Marines is that I had a six-month ship date to boot camp. In less than two and a half weeks I got a phone call that said hi you're up. I said nope I got six months. Is a nope everybody in front of you is already gone or dropped your up you need to go you signed the papers.. I went. Lol probably would have backed out in that 6 months too.. it was a blessing.. but a huge shock to I didn't go to one recruiter meet up, didn't have any chance to get in better shape, and was well thrown to the wolves. there were some pretty freaking awesome wolves in the end

  • @aquitesthood6199
    @aquitesthood6199 6 років тому +180

    Proud 8 year Air Force Vet, this was spot on lol... took me a week to catch up to the Air Force recruiter and when I did he definitely let me know he didn't care if I joined or not.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 років тому +2

      “An airmans an airman. Let’s take ‘em!”

  • @TheBico
    @TheBico 5 років тому +498

    Marines are accurate. I went to the office, we talked for a minute. Then they took me to the Army because they, "couldn't work with me." Less than a minute later, the staff sergeant came to get me out of the Army and made me do pull-ups. Now they're nothing but motivational, and they love me

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 5 років тому +50

      The Marines are into you 😏

    • @andresmcguire-buckley1659
      @andresmcguire-buckley1659 5 років тому +20

      @@joscar062 in a different but similar way the navy would.

    • @andresmcguire-buckley1659
      @andresmcguire-buckley1659 5 років тому +1

      @@joscar062 ?

    • @gwhitty12
      @gwhitty12 4 роки тому +2

      @@andresmcguire-buckley1659 He's trying to say like idiot poster of this video that Navy people are gay. They are just homophones who think calling someone gay is demeaning them, they just are creatures of bad up bringing where use a minority to insult others assuming that they are offended by it.

    • @majiwaruu
      @majiwaruu 4 роки тому +37

      @@gwhitty12 ok gerard

  • @roshambo447
    @roshambo447 4 роки тому +59

    *Fresh outta highschool* Recruiter:AYO, WHAT IT DO BABYYYY

  • @primejackup2435
    @primejackup2435 3 роки тому +5

    The Airforce one killed me cause a buddy of mine went through that same experience pretty much.

  • @salieri2121
    @salieri2121 6 років тому +715

    “Whatdoyouwantwhatdoyouwantwhatdoyouwant” ha!

  • @11XRanger
    @11XRanger 7 років тому +528

    That Navy lip smack lol

    • @BulliezInc
      @BulliezInc 7 років тому +35

      11XRanger seaman or nahh lol

    • @BigGamer9211
      @BigGamer9211 7 років тому +19

      11XRanger lmao he said hell nahhh lol

    • @underdog6074
      @underdog6074 7 років тому +2

      11XRanger are navy sailors secretly gay or have homosexual tendencies or what (serious question by the way)

    • @jspenc7854
      @jspenc7854 7 років тому

      ur real dad no this dudes probably a marine. they always talk trash about the navy.

    • @albertoiii1205
      @albertoiii1205 7 років тому

      ur real dad
      they arent gay at all. its NEVER gay if its in international waters. navy + marine straight as hell.

  • @UnathleticDad2023
    @UnathleticDad2023 4 роки тому +19

    The only one he got wrong was the Air Force. They might say all those things, but we will never know; because they are never at the office.

  • @LordSStorm
    @LordSStorm 3 роки тому +14

    I think the best thing in this video is the backup for the Marine Recruiter. "Damn Gunny!" "He can't do it!"

  • @danny_thabandit3322
    @danny_thabandit3322 7 років тому +4464

    A R M Y - AirForce Rejected Me Yesterday

    • @qellen128
      @qellen128 6 років тому +493

      Puck Fussy everyone in the Air Force work office jobs. That’s probably why they’re called the “Chair Force”.

    • @flyinbrianvids
      @flyinbrianvids 6 років тому +251

      A R M Y AINT READY for the MARINES YET.

    • @TM-kz4wm
      @TM-kz4wm 6 років тому +26

      No everyone doesn't

    • @stachfilms
      @stachfilms 6 років тому +114

      "What do u want?" "What do u want?" "What do u want?"

    • @dinosaurfan2409
      @dinosaurfan2409 6 років тому +9

      That's a good one I haven't heard this one before.

  • @TeaAndBullets
    @TeaAndBullets 7 років тому +102

    The Air Force is the truest representation I've ever seen

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 4 роки тому +58

    If recrcruiters were attractive women to hook up with:
    ARMY: "We're gonna get married! My daddy is rich!""
    MARINES: I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU
    AIR FORCE: "You're wasting my time."
    NAVY: "Uhm"
    I guess Navy would be a dude in drag.
    Sorry, just going with the program!

  • @call_standard
    @call_standard 4 роки тому +123

    Army recruiter: did you know that ARMY is an acronym
    A = Alot of
    R = Real
    M = Money for
    Y = You

    • @robmoney4life
      @robmoney4life 4 роки тому +1

      @Bill McKay lol

    • @gunz4450
      @gunz4450 4 роки тому +8

      Never
      Again
      Volunteer
      Yourself
      My
      Ass
      Rides
      In
      Naval
      Equipment

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 3 роки тому +17

      Airforce
      Rejected
      Me
      Yesterday

    • @isaacanderson971
      @isaacanderson971 3 роки тому +1

      @@ware8229 I mean you not wrong

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 3 роки тому +1

      @@isaacanderson971 exactly

  • @ARCHIEzzle
    @ARCHIEzzle 7 років тому +653

    Spot on lol

  • @tfivegames
    @tfivegames 7 років тому +179

    Air Force was way too accurate. Reason why I ended up going Army. Saw the AF recruiter and he was doing everything he could to get rid of me, so I hopped on over to the Army office.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 років тому +21

      RhapidFyre
      The more of these I read the more I realize just how incredibly lucky I am to have a good AF recruiter

    • @Growlmon
      @Growlmon 6 років тому +11

      I have a recruiter that actually got me waivers. People gotta show they're 100% wanting to be in the Air Force and only the Air Force and will go where the Air Force needs them. 100% service before self or GTFO.
      If you're not dedicated enough for the Air Force the Marines, Navy, and Army are right next door in that order of dedication.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 6 років тому +2

      MiasmaGrowlmon
      Yeah, makes sense.

    • @lordroyaltee
      @lordroyaltee 5 років тому +1

      @Golden The special forces recruiter is different, but the active duty and reserves will turn you away so fast.

    • @jayare5419
      @jayare5419 5 років тому

      I honestly didn’t they were that bad an air force recruiter literally came to my house left his number and everything while I was at school

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 3 роки тому +3

    i love how every navy part theres a ymca background lol

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 5 років тому +29

    Army: "We'll buy you whatever you want"
    Navy: "We'll do you however you want"
    Marines: "You're too fat, lazy, and weak"
    AF: "You're old and stupid"

  • @smufr9277
    @smufr9277 5 років тому +214

    “We’re the Air Force, we don’t do waivers” LMAO BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY

    • @smufr9277
      @smufr9277 5 років тому +71

      Liam T who the fuck are you? A BP oil representative?

    • @katrina7679
      @katrina7679 5 років тому +4

      So I take it you were able to get a waiver relatively easy?

    • @smufr9277
      @smufr9277 5 років тому +7

      Katrina Jones yes. If you were injured, you go to an appointment at the clinic and they’d give you a waiver for whatever your condition was. So if you had a knee injury, you would be on a dead mans waiver which prevents marching, facing movements, and running. So many people had them it was sad

    • @liamt2798
      @liamt2798 5 років тому

      @@smufr9277 might be one day lol

    • @katrina7679
      @katrina7679 5 років тому +1

      @@smufr9277 what about moral waivers?

  • @__prometheus__
    @__prometheus__ 5 років тому +1400

    My recruiter deadass just told me to lie about anything at meps 😂😂😂. He also said I’d be making good money
    Him: *Medical conditions?*
    Me: *Uh...*
    Him: *Say none*

    • @ArtsyGang
      @ArtsyGang 5 років тому +71

      Been in 2 years and that's true till this day

    • @Bootyclapslap
      @Bootyclapslap 5 років тому +137

      I’m pretty sure all recruiters tell you to lie at MEPS

    • @over9kilo795
      @over9kilo795 5 років тому +182

      I lied my ass off at meps. Broke my arm twice and got stitches on my ankles. Told them I don’t even know what drinking liquor is. Ship out date is 20 days away

    • @maau5trap273
      @maau5trap273 5 років тому +4

      Over9Kilo which branch?

    • @SinOfAugust
      @SinOfAugust 5 років тому +113

      Damn... MEPS are clearly not all the same. Mine was looking at every pimple on my body for signs of bubonic plague.

  • @CamJam312
    @CamJam312 4 роки тому +11

    When I was in school we had recruiters from every branch show up except for the Air Force. Even the Coast Guard showed up

  • @jhusmc96
    @jhusmc96 3 роки тому +2

    Man these are funny as hell!!!! Semper Fi!

  • @virtuspotentia287
    @virtuspotentia287 7 років тому +155

    "Damn Gunny" lmao

    • @aaronaustin225
      @aaronaustin225 6 років тому +2

      Virtus Potentia I thought I was the only one that got weak

    • @DeepHouseGuy83
      @DeepHouseGuy83 6 років тому

      Virtus Potentia lmaooo dead

  • @mauricebeyjr611
    @mauricebeyjr611 5 років тому +5306

    Me: I want something to do after High School.I cant afford college
    Army: Did I hear a potential recruit?
    Update: Thanx guys, and yes btw Im in the Army as of now doing a tour in South Korea

    • @Spontaneous72
      @Spontaneous72 5 років тому +197

      That’s how they got me... 21 years of service
      Masters degree almost done...

    • @stephenlee1664
      @stephenlee1664 5 років тому +71

      @@Spontaneous72 thank you for your service!

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 років тому +52

      @@Spontaneous72 I don't even know if you're lucky or not

    • @Spontaneous72
      @Spontaneous72 5 років тому +37

      @redmotive Healthcare Administration....because I was a nurse in the Army, and it’s a good field
      Why do you ask?

    • @Spontaneous72
      @Spontaneous72 5 років тому +26

      redmotive education is never a waste of time

  • @michaelstringfellow6754
    @michaelstringfellow6754 3 роки тому +6

    "Millions brother!" 😂😂😂

    • @anacardiaceae
      @anacardiaceae 3 роки тому +3

      lol, I always lose my shit when he says 'milliooons brotha'. wow, such a lucrative trade.

  • @Pootjuice
    @Pootjuice 2 роки тому +6

    No joke in the late 80's early 90's the Air Force was like a regular job. That's the reason why it was so hard to get in, unlike the Army and Marines. They didn't have regular PT or PT test and didn't have to requalify with the M16 at permanent party. I'm pretty sure that's all changed after 9/11. They also had the best barracks and chow halls too!

  • @no-zk1uy
    @no-zk1uy 7 років тому +386

    you almost made me wake up my son from laughing so loud!!! lol

  • @berrystapp9450
    @berrystapp9450 7 років тому +139

    "You ever wanna be a seaman?" 😂

  • @MagiRaz
    @MagiRaz 5 років тому +29

    huh, I had Air force recruiters calling me every day making offers to try to get me to sign up out of high school. I turned them down and joined the Army instead. Starting to think I made a tactical error.

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 4 роки тому +6

      Depends really. Both are good a branches and can really help you out especially when transfering into the civilian field.

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 3 роки тому +3

      Damn wtf. If I were you I would've went with the air force

    • @zanieyoung2201
      @zanieyoung2201 3 роки тому +3

      Yep, you did... then again, so did I

  • @manuellopez6123
    @manuellopez6123 3 роки тому +3

    Facts with the Marines here, my goodness it was a true life lesson 🙏

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 7 років тому +561

    I had a bit of a different experience with recruiters.
    Army: Talks quickly in a low mumble about the various ways to become an 11A. Always asked me if I had Instagram.
    Air Force: Seemed almost intimidated when I told him I wanted to join the Army.
    Navy: Actually pretty chill, when I told him that I wanted to join the Army he was like, "Oh that's cool man."
    Marine Corps: LOOK MAN I'VE GOT THIS EGA YOU KNOW WHAT AN EGA MEANS? ANYONE WHO GETS OUT OF BOOT CAMP IS BETTER THAN A DELTA OPERATOR.

    • @dallass194
      @dallass194 7 років тому +79

      Ahhh The corps.

    • @Gd-vc4vq
      @Gd-vc4vq 7 років тому +43

      roadhouse699 Excacly!!! The US NAVY recruiter that I talk to is really professional. I am switching from Air Force to NAVY. I am glad that I did.

    • @paigemercer9459
      @paigemercer9459 6 років тому +17

      Better than a delta operator? Wtf?

    • @beargrilling9785
      @beargrilling9785 6 років тому +1

      Delta operators are better in the sense that their rules of engagement are different

    • @ryanquicke2583
      @ryanquicke2583 6 років тому +6

      The Corps is spot on 😂

  • @richardvisconte2984
    @richardvisconte2984 7 років тому +83

    "millions brotha."

  • @ricgillis1280
    @ricgillis1280 5 років тому +43

    If you're 18 and a half years old, you're too OLD to join the Air Force!LOL!

    • @daemonzap1481
      @daemonzap1481 3 роки тому +5

      Bro the day I was born I was told I was too old to join the Air force 😪😔😭.

  • @bandit5747
    @bandit5747 4 роки тому +58

    Army: Salesmen
    Marines: Proving yourself
    Air force: Don't want you
    Navy: Gay

  • @bepisthebenis5111
    @bepisthebenis5111 5 років тому +168

    My experience:
    Army NG: Come over here and let me tell you about all this moneyyyyyyyyy (that if you go do your own research you’ll see that you aren’t qualified for)
    Air Force NG: no
    Air Force Reserves: We already hit our quota out until 2078
    Army Reserves: hey wait where are you going, come back!

  • @devinudy4616
    @devinudy4616 6 років тому +347

    Looked into all the branches. Marine and Navy recruiters were chill and gave no bs. Army and Air Force were spot on in this video. Army talked about money throughout the interview. Air Force didn't want to talk to me because I knew what job I wanted.

    • @SaifScorpion
      @SaifScorpion 6 років тому +1

      Devin Udy what's up with tbe airforce thingy? Dont get it

    • @IanSawh-Lovelace
      @IanSawh-Lovelace 6 років тому +36

      You have to be very smart to fly aircraft or man drones. It requires adept skills in mathematics

    • @Growlmon
      @Growlmon 6 років тому +36

      Air Force wants you to be 100% dedicated to service, a full attitude of they will put you where they need you. The only time they want you to know what job you want is if it's special forces or specific jobs they have in demand (currently ATC)

    • @siriusgd4753
      @siriusgd4753 5 років тому +3

      @@IanSawh-Lovelace You ain't flying any aircraft walking off the street into a recruiter's office. I knew a guy in community college in a pre-college level math class and he had been in the Air Force. And he was dumb as mud. He couldn't pass that class. He took it three times and still couldn't pass it meanwhile I transferred to a major university.

    • @sp4l2tan74
      @sp4l2tan74 5 років тому +3

      Lol, sounds like you a had shit recruiter for the AF- or they were so bad on their metrics they wanted you to go open general so you could ship out like yesterday. Either way, thats not how the AF works. If you get a decent ASVAB and know what you want, the only next step is to wait for a slot to open up for tech school. Once that slot is paid for, they arrange for you to go to basic. Just separated after 8 years. #ContractorLife

  • @MrEugenio808
    @MrEugenio808 4 роки тому +6

    Been trying to enlist in the airforce 3 years in the makin... Army here I come

    • @imkyle4life
      @imkyle4life 4 роки тому

      You'll be in the army within two weeks

    • @danielmanning2319
      @danielmanning2319 4 роки тому +2

      Before you leave the recruiter’s office he’ll already have you signed up for infantry and shipping out in 2 weeks

  • @exoticbutters4212
    @exoticbutters4212 10 місяців тому +1

    1:31 as someone going through the AF medical waiver process, this is true. I have never suffered more in my entire life than right now