Geoduck Clam

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2024
  • #shorts #geoduck #clam #masterchef

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni  3 роки тому +4323

    ua-cam.com/video/IiFQCsv8vKg/v-deo.html

  • @Kerm88
    @Kerm88 3 роки тому +76567

    146 years of life only to be destroyed by a man who said “meh, tastes like cucumber”

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 3 роки тому +936

      328 likes no replies let me fix that

    • @hjjjj7888
      @hjjjj7888 3 роки тому +174

      Lmbo

    • @hjjjj7888
      @hjjjj7888 3 роки тому +102

      @@sumaoncrack2251 yeah

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 3 роки тому +238

      @@hjjjj7888 never
      Gonna give you up never gonna let you down

    • @ausername8770
      @ausername8770 3 роки тому +101

      @@sumaoncrack2251 never gonna run around and desert you

  • @kenamiifnm
    @kenamiifnm 3 роки тому +9046

    “This clam has an average lifespan of 140 years!”
    **slaps**
    “LETS COOK IT!!”

    • @qabrona9776
      @qabrona9776 3 роки тому +212

      And it only taste like a cucumber, I ain't vegetarian or anything but it's kinda wrong to cook something that old that tastes like a cucumber

    • @kennedylurynn7432
      @kennedylurynn7432 3 роки тому +32

      OK I LAUGHED

    • @beigi8637
      @beigi8637 3 роки тому +9

      @@qabrona9776 🤣

    • @dolliebitz3762
      @dolliebitz3762 3 роки тому +8

      @@qabrona9776 stay mad

    • @coolestboi6
      @coolestboi6 3 роки тому +9

      I guess he ate a di-

  • @Kyojuro_Edtz
    @Kyojuro_Edtz Рік тому +13565

    Bro really survived WW2 AND WW1 just to get spanked💀

  • @Dragon-ku9yz
    @Dragon-ku9yz 2 місяці тому +465

    "It's raw"
    -Gordon Ramsay

    • @PokeSplashh
      @PokeSplashh 2 місяці тому +5

      @@baseenathasleem8428he was quoting him???

    • @juxburger
      @juxburger 2 місяці тому

      @@baseenathasleem8428Please tell me you’re joking…

  • @mrovplayer4016
    @mrovplayer4016 3 роки тому +7735

    Imagine living for a hundred years just for someone to describe you as
    "Little cruncy, tastes like cucumber"

  • @TheDanielstorres1
    @TheDanielstorres1 Рік тому +10284

    Bro lived through 2 world wars just to get spanked by nick

  • @lsieman65
    @lsieman65 3 роки тому +9175

    “This is a clam”
    2 seconds later
    “it tastes like cucumber”

    • @Zulje
      @Zulje 3 роки тому +106

      Dat boi sus

    • @kazumakujo6986
      @kazumakujo6986 3 роки тому +58

      @@Zulje *_amogus_*

    • @Zulje
      @Zulje 3 роки тому +23

      Theme tune intensifies

    • @sPIDER-zw4yd
      @sPIDER-zw4yd 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/mz1sqxLNDEk/v-deo.html Nick bullies a kid

    • @Zulje
      @Zulje 3 роки тому +9

      @@sPIDER-zw4yd it isn’t tho is it

  • @ShresthandShauryaSinha
    @ShresthandShauryaSinha 2 місяці тому +31

    Bro didn’t even thought 146 seconds before destroying 146 year old clam species just to say“it tastes like cucumber”

  • @mankadakkaran
    @mankadakkaran 3 роки тому +8736

    " This is not what you thought " 😅✌️

  • @jaguarseye16
    @jaguarseye16 3 роки тому +2719

    “This is one of the longest living animals in the animal kingdom”
    -kills it and compares it to a cucumber.

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 3 роки тому +24

      ‘Twas already dead

    • @VNV2018
      @VNV2018 3 роки тому +37

      @@nisarojas2869 yeah but it wasn’t when it was alive, now that its dead it is compared to a cucumber. You get the point? Better to get a cucumber than this clam.

    • @jjgames2114
      @jjgames2114 3 роки тому +4

      DETOS.

    • @titaniumfalcon8670
      @titaniumfalcon8670 3 роки тому +2

      @@VNV2018 yea no shit sherlock

    • @jaguarseye16
      @jaguarseye16 3 роки тому +1

      @@jjgames2114 DETOS4LYF

  • @ThugDare
    @ThugDare 3 роки тому +2992

    Every guy felt that when Nick slapped the clam

  • @DanielAugugliaro-p8i
    @DanielAugugliaro-p8i 6 місяців тому +56

    The way my guy just slapped that geoduck 🤣🤣

  • @roshanlal3878
    @roshanlal3878 3 роки тому +1122

    Nick : "Nope! Its not what you think it is"
    Me : thanks for reminding me.

    • @penguini7077
      @penguini7077 3 роки тому +4

      wt

    • @penguini7077
      @penguini7077 3 роки тому +3

      @@mrmewtwo4911 i know he did a good job on this vid
      not gonna check out ur channel btw

    • @some0neguy
      @some0neguy 3 роки тому +6

      Your argument seems logically sound; however, creating an argument like this and being positive it’s correct is a circular fallacy. This is because humans are, as of right now, the only ones to affirm this argument with no confirmation from outside the universe. We could be lacking in a/some sensory stimuli that affects how capable we are in being able perceive the logic of something beyond our own universe. After all, human logic was derived from our surroundings through evolution. Even mathematical theories and equations started from our observation of the natural world. For example, counting was created when we were hunter-gatherers trying to see if we had enough food for the day or enough for the family. And with this mathematical basis that is counting, came algebra which is just patterns we observed of the world of counting, although algebra was indirectly derived from the natural world because it is based off counting things of differing atoms. Therefore, math is likely an axiom of our own logic and it’s possible that math only works because it coincides with our preferred methods of articulating and expressing the patterns and relationships we find. Therefore, human logic, which created math, could be fundamentally flawed because our logic is only derived from observations and our theories may not hold up when thinking about important ideas like this.

    • @penguini7077
      @penguini7077 3 роки тому +2

      @@some0neguy Yes I agree

    • @some0neguy
      @some0neguy 3 роки тому +1

      @@penguini7077 me too

  • @o.kizu.o8846
    @o.kizu.o8846 3 роки тому +5479

    “This is not what you think it is“
    *Proceeds to slap it*
    AYOOOOOO😂😂😂

  • @cubeheadexists
    @cubeheadexists 10 місяців тому +4660

    “Longest living” 😃
    “Longest, living” 💀

    • @SpookyM0aiMan
      @SpookyM0aiMan 9 місяців тому +79

      I actually heard it like that 💀

    • @thecinema_
      @thecinema_ 9 місяців тому +21

      @@SpookyM0aiManme too i was so confused 😭😭

    • @PearlieCake
      @PearlieCake 8 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @Happy-vmax
      @Happy-vmax 8 місяців тому +2

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @davidparduhn170
      @davidparduhn170 8 місяців тому +2

      What about the clam itself. You could eat that wrong don't you boil them sorry I got confused for a minute I did work for the Lobster Shack and I wasn't in the kitchen much though I just served the tables😮😮

  • @XoxkingXoxking
    @XoxkingXoxking 2 місяці тому +21

    That slap was personal💀

  • @inkstain3562
    @inkstain3562 3 роки тому +2592

    Nick: *slaps
    Every man in a 50 mile radius: *I feel a disturbance in the force*

  • @ashokatan7573
    @ashokatan7573 3 роки тому +422

    Nick: *slaps clam*
    Men: *I feel a disturbance in the force*

  • @duck8900
    @duck8900 3 роки тому +6211

    Nick : *"Slaps clam"*
    Clam : *"Moans"*
    Nick : What
    Clam : *"Is clam"*

  • @apolo-jefferey
    @apolo-jefferey 2 місяці тому +7

    Who else went to the comments after Nick slapped it 😭😭

  • @oliviarembelski4398
    @oliviarembelski4398 3 роки тому +2181

    Middle schoolers watching this video: **can’t breathe because they are wheezing so hard**

    • @rowen7894
      @rowen7894 3 роки тому +90

      As i have been a middle schooler in my life I can confirm that this is true

    • @farranasution4068
      @farranasution4068 3 роки тому +47

      As a middle schooler right now, I'm not "wheezing" as you expected rn. If anything, that's Michael Scott wheezing too hard. Now, a Michael Scott "that's what she said" joke would probably make me wheeze at times.

    • @chunkcache
      @chunkcache 3 роки тому +9

      I literally don't get how they think this is so funny lmao

    • @notaverage5551
      @notaverage5551 3 роки тому +11

      As a middle schooler at the moment I’ve seen the full video and THATS where I was only laughing not here that much tho

    • @thatweebpotatohead5660
      @thatweebpotatohead5660 3 роки тому +11

      Yess
      **slowly sends video to all my boy classmates **

  • @coolgato1
    @coolgato1 7 місяців тому +490

    “This is one of the *LONGEST* living animals in the entire animal kingdom”

  • @ModestFennec
    @ModestFennec 3 роки тому +5114

    What if clam yes was able to in the future be soon as decided to want to more look like

    • @dreamy_daze4
      @dreamy_daze4 3 роки тому +161

      Wow. I just realized how crazy it's death was.

    • @neotheone5559
      @neotheone5559 3 роки тому +76

      Clam: i don't care

    • @l0stauthority380
      @l0stauthority380 3 роки тому +200

      Imagine living for 100 years and someone eats you and tell everyone else that you taste like cucumber.

    • @Lovestarlucky143
      @Lovestarlucky143 3 роки тому +5

      No 🤪🤐😂😂😂

    • @Evil9630
      @Evil9630 3 роки тому +35

      @@l0stauthority380 as a cucumber enthusiast I would be quite proud

  • @sarveshsahu7367
    @sarveshsahu7367 Місяць тому +2

    Bro literally said "No ,it's not what it looks like
    It is one of the LONGEST animal IN kingdom" 💀💀💀💀

  • @CookAvecDan
    @CookAvecDan 3 роки тому +2348

    Why couldn't the Clam make new friends?
    It's not because he was too shellfish, I think he just never opened up.

  • @Video_crumbs
    @Video_crumbs 2 роки тому +2397

    you have seen a peacock, now get ready for sea-

  • @Meh_Edits.
    @Meh_Edits. Рік тому +1487

    My guys survived everything just to get spanked on youtube shorts💀

  • @wilbert_GT
    @wilbert_GT 3 місяці тому +6

    “ *Longest* living animals in the kingodm” 😭😭🙏

  • @jinhyuckyoon9181
    @jinhyuckyoon9181 3 роки тому +432

    The way he slapped it- 💀💀

  • @fig-os
    @fig-os 3 роки тому +941

    “It has the longest lifespan in the animal kingdom”
    Well it was *cut* short

    • @alcatraz2981
      @alcatraz2981 3 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @Duckoo_
      @Duckoo_ 2 роки тому

      This is my kingdom come

    • @hayato9428
      @hayato9428 2 роки тому

      @memeus godus cap the longest a tutol can live is 154

  • @ThymariVanRaalte
    @ThymariVanRaalte 2 роки тому +1060

    That slap got me *dying* 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @allisonkoffi1632
      @allisonkoffi1632 2 роки тому +2

      Fr 😭

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 роки тому +3

      same

    • @Anid10tonyt
      @Anid10tonyt 2 роки тому +6

      And that's how I wash after peeing

    • @koro227
      @koro227 2 роки тому

      Good thing I wasn't drinking anything TT

    • @rainkerala
      @rainkerala 2 роки тому +1

      ​@Candace Osei Bonsu oh shi.. was it good

  • @preejeshsinghchhetri
    @preejeshsinghchhetri 2 місяці тому +2

    Nick: "lets cook a a geoduck clam"
    Also nick: *eats ir raw"

  • @tejasmahale1126
    @tejasmahale1126 Рік тому +2592

    "This is not what you think it is"
    *Proceeds to slap it*

  • @miroslavapodmanicka9205
    @miroslavapodmanicka9205 9 місяців тому +757

    “It’s not what you think” got me dying inside💀

  • @BingBong-qe1pt
    @BingBong-qe1pt 3 роки тому +2951

    " let's cook a clam. Nope it's not what you think, it's actually a clam."
    Hmm yes this floor is made out of floor.

    • @ancellery6430
      @ancellery6430 3 роки тому +129

      If you dont understand what he meant you’re too young

    • @noirexists
      @noirexists 3 роки тому +30

      @@ancellery6430 Not exactly

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 3 роки тому +62

      People die when they're killed

    • @noirexists
      @noirexists 3 роки тому +48

      @@cursedcat9557 People are blind when they can’t see.

    • @jisungissuperior9597
      @jisungissuperior9597 3 роки тому +9

      Uhm...😀

  • @RizaSherin-d8q
    @RizaSherin-d8q 2 місяці тому +1

    bro really survived WW1 and WW2 just to get spanked

  • @sunset6222
    @sunset6222 3 роки тому +1456

    American doctors: “don’t worry sir your child is safe with us’’
    Also American doctors: “peel off this wrapper”

    • @DragonMan5643
      @DragonMan5643 3 роки тому +55

      I- I'm- I'm speechless. You've completely exposed the entire American Child Healthcare System

    • @sunset6222
      @sunset6222 3 роки тому +22

      @@DragonMan5643 I can’t tell if you’re satire or not

    • @DragonMan5643
      @DragonMan5643 3 роки тому +29

      @@sunset6222 neither can I

    • @MELLYNOLACKING
      @MELLYNOLACKING 3 роки тому +13

      What if they actually cut are size down cuz they ain't want us walking around like horses

    • @falischika6221
      @falischika6221 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t get it, someone explain 😐

  • @SoulBoyDoesArt
    @SoulBoyDoesArt 9 місяців тому +1593

    “Sir, the clams are at the other room” 💀

  • @evilruiner9361
    @evilruiner9361 2 роки тому +1826

    "It's not what you think it is", the way he said that had me dying

  • @mr.seacaptain
    @mr.seacaptain 24 дні тому +2

    That slap was personal 💀

  • @lilyyy_flowers
    @lilyyy_flowers Рік тому +2002

    bro circumsized it AND cut off its nuts. my man, rip geoduck 😔🙏

  • @noony759
    @noony759 2 роки тому +5312

    imagine someone going into a restaurant and be like “can I have a sea co*k”

    • @littlefield3003
      @littlefield3003 2 роки тому +34

      Not funny

    • @Kestis9bby
      @Kestis9bby 2 роки тому +167

      @@littlefield3003 what are you talking about

    • @littlefield3003
      @littlefield3003 2 роки тому +17

      @Tanner wow 79??? that is a lot of people! Holy shit!

    • @Youssef_82
      @Youssef_82 2 роки тому +66

      @@littlefield3003 169 ppl disagree with you

    • @mimerschannel70
      @mimerschannel70 2 роки тому +36

      @@littlefield3003 195

  • @kidv1nce907
    @kidv1nce907 3 роки тому +343

    It probably lived through the Great Depression and nicks over here slapping it and making jokes XD

  • @codyblaisdell2054
    @codyblaisdell2054 5 місяців тому +1

    "average lifespan of up to 400 years"
    * Slowly killed in boiling water *

  • @Urge-To-Burn
    @Urge-To-Burn 3 роки тому +1401

    “Nope, this is not what you think it is..”
    Me: “Oh.. okay.. 😳”

  • @paulbarker3267
    @paulbarker3267 3 роки тому +97

    The way he slapped that made me feel all kinds of ways

  • @bethanyberuk5030
    @bethanyberuk5030 3 роки тому +274

    "This is one of the longest living animals in the entire animal kingdom"
    prolly cuz nothing wants to eat it

  • @Random_Edits_0ffical
    @Random_Edits_0ffical 2 місяці тому +2

    Fun fact: Did you know that clams served in restaurants are served alive and only die after you eat them.

  • @Hunter-pl7bb
    @Hunter-pl7bb 3 роки тому +155

    “Nope, this is not what you think it is”

  • @jasmineschneider7470
    @jasmineschneider7470 2 роки тому +1028

    "This is one of the longest living animals"....kills it

    • @fj1914
      @fj1914 2 роки тому +14

      This guy has no value for life he needs to be stopped 😂

    • @DavidA20200
      @DavidA20200 2 роки тому +4

      Not if humans have anything to say about it

    • @alexviol1587
      @alexviol1587 2 роки тому +30

      @@fj1914 Neither do I. Living animals=meat. It's all nature.

    • @Diannw39
      @Diannw39 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @chiranthan5930
      @chiranthan5930 2 роки тому +4

      @@alexviol1587 humans = bad tasting meat

  • @driftertravelerman6893
    @driftertravelerman6893 3 роки тому +3149

    "this are expensive"
    "it are live 3x longer than we do"
    "anyway lets eat it"
    *CRONCH*
    "tastes like a $1.27 vegetable."
    Edit: cucumbers arent expensive

    • @umbereyes6618
      @umbereyes6618 3 роки тому +7

      These*

    • @flyde5348
      @flyde5348 3 роки тому +12

      Expensive cucumber damn

    • @squanchr
      @squanchr 3 роки тому +9

      Can't you just get them at your local Walmart/Grocery store/Garden for $0.75? Lol

    • @romeo3771
      @romeo3771 3 роки тому +4

      @@squanchr that's still expensive for a cucumber! Like a kilo for 0.75?

    • @spittyboii
      @spittyboii 3 роки тому +8

      Cucumbers are a fruit

  • @KoolKat_YT
    @KoolKat_YT 2 місяці тому +2

    "This is one of the longest liviving animals in the entire animal kingdom; with an average lifespan of 8 inches"

  • @goldchromee335
    @goldchromee335 Рік тому +400

    Watching nick slap a 146 year old phallice-like clam invoked something

  • @snowstorm9172
    @snowstorm9172 Рік тому +305

    I know it's pronounced like "goo-ee-duhk" but I can't help read it as "gee-oh-duhk" in my head every time

  • @Nxrreshh_
    @Nxrreshh_ 3 роки тому +107

    Geoduck : *Just chillin’*
    Nick : I’M ABOUT TO END THIS WHOLE GEODUCK’S CAREER
    Nick: *SLAPS*

  • @Nobbynobnob-u8z
    @Nobbynobnob-u8z 3 місяці тому +2

    "Actually the longest living animal is the greenland shark at the age of 300"🤓

  • @kaanyldrm9984
    @kaanyldrm9984 7 місяців тому +25

    Humans, the most sophisticated and intelligent living species: 80 years life span.
    A living wang: 146 years life span

  • @Mimik0007
    @Mimik0007 Рік тому +201

    Has a life span of up to 130 years *proceeds to absolutely murder the shit out of it

  • @GraceHall-lt1ce
    @GraceHall-lt1ce 2 місяці тому +1

    Opens the comments and predicts 99% of them

  • @anthonyn1157
    @anthonyn1157 2 роки тому +320

    My doctor when I was born: “peel off this wrapper.” “These thin cut slices are perfect for sashimi.”

  • @usswestvirginiabb-48
    @usswestvirginiabb-48 3 роки тому +483

    "The giant horse conch weighs over eleven pounds."

  • @nehaanil9200
    @nehaanil9200 3 роки тому +65

    the way he slapped it awakened something in me

  • @FluffballWiNg
    @FluffballWiNg 2 місяці тому +2

    When I clicked on it I thought it said goodluck clam 😂😂 😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @samiecock
    @samiecock 3 роки тому +612

    When he slaps it, I'm sure all bois feeling it XD

  • @dan11.145
    @dan11.145 3 роки тому +240

    Can we appreciate how nick makes video for us everyday even if heis tired or not.

    • @Muffinz_7
      @Muffinz_7 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I mean this is a re upload but yeah he's amazing at producing content

    • @thanosblister7377
      @thanosblister7377 3 роки тому +2

      There reuploads from tiktok

    • @Muffinz_7
      @Muffinz_7 3 роки тому +1

      @@thanosblister7377 yeah ik but I mean this is a re upload of a vid he posted on yt from his tiktok

    • @thanosblister7377
      @thanosblister7377 3 роки тому

      @@Muffinz_7 yeah

    • @thanosblister7377
      @thanosblister7377 3 роки тому +1

      @illogical I don’t either I just know there re uploaded

  • @dante-vd9kl
    @dante-vd9kl 3 роки тому +491

    Animal: evolved body over millions of years to survive
    Nick: get rid of that gunk

  • @MasoumehHeidari-pq3bn
    @MasoumehHeidari-pq3bn 2 місяці тому +1

    “IT’S RAW” said calmly Gordon Ramsay to nick 😅

  • @Android_Master
    @Android_Master 3 роки тому +205

    **tastes like cucumber**
    Vegetarian guy : Than Eat Cucumber Why you Killed That Innocent animal

    • @andrewhastings8244
      @andrewhastings8244 3 роки тому +28

      Sounds like something that vegan teacher would say

    • @jack-nb9qo
      @jack-nb9qo 3 роки тому +1

      Kookamber lol

    • @rbrttm530
      @rbrttm530 3 роки тому +9

      Millions of plants are getting eaten by vegans, don't be violent, eat some steak.

    • @Sammy-S
      @Sammy-S 3 роки тому +9

      I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm kinda wondering the same thing tbh. Like why not just buy a 40p cucumber and call it a day lol

    • @nicholasheath6585
      @nicholasheath6585 3 роки тому +2

      I agree with the eat a cucumber part! much rather eat a cucumber with a nice steak!😂

  • @talibnabi5078
    @talibnabi5078 3 роки тому +60

    Nick: fun fact, this are the longest living animals in the world at alife span of 140 yrs
    Also nick: now lets boil it alive

  • @shaunbodenstein846
    @shaunbodenstein846 8 місяців тому +146

    That slap was personal 😂😂😂

  • @yortberry
    @yortberry 3 місяці тому +1

    My girlfriend likes clam more than me 💀

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 Рік тому +796

    “Longest living animal”
    Meanwhile immortal Jellyfishes who live way longer:

    • @harlowluvsurmom
      @harlowluvsurmom Рік тому +42

      i genuinely thought he meant that clam was the longest animal💀

    • @Anger_Issue
      @Anger_Issue Рік тому +67

      "One of the longest living animals"

    • @RazNMace
      @RazNMace Рік тому +12

      ​@@Anger_Issuethis is what happened when you sleep in class

    • @beatbros2976
      @beatbros2976 Рік тому +6

      Me, who realized he said " *one of* the longest living animals" :

    • @khalicamoore9512
      @khalicamoore9512 Рік тому +2

      The African spurred tortoise life span is 150 years.

  • @PreviouslyNotPossible
    @PreviouslyNotPossible 3 роки тому +201

    Nick: “These clams are the longest living animals in the animal kingdom”
    Jellyfish: *am I a joke to you*

    • @kekuKairinwakarimasen
      @kekuKairinwakarimasen 3 роки тому +7

      Some are immortals

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 3 роки тому +29

      He said one of the longest living

    • @beaner3509
      @beaner3509 3 роки тому +2

      @@nyxunderhill6437 yup

    • @shamayahhayahuda3253
      @shamayahhayahuda3253 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @user-kg2lp8jz2r
      @user-kg2lp8jz2r 3 роки тому +3

      I mean they kinda dont are te same after the "resurrection" is like a man transform himself into a blob to transform into a baby,they would be completely different person's,a better example is a sponge I heard that some of them liven to 11.000 years

  • @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer
    @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer 3 роки тому +8577

    Imagine surviving WW1 and have a man boil you at his home, saying that you taste like a cucumber
    Edit: tf is this reply section
    Edit 2: Noone touch that 6.9k
    Edit 3: I will find the person that ruined my 6.9k eventually
    Edit 4: I've lost my last 2 braincells trying to comprehend what's happening in this reply section. Help me.
    Edit 5: I pp in the can

  • @TheMineCraftBlade1
    @TheMineCraftBlade1 2 місяці тому +2

    Longest living creature 😃
    Longest living creature 💀

  • @kekuKairinwakarimasen
    @kekuKairinwakarimasen 3 роки тому +230

    "Cooked Geoduck clam becomes tough"
    Him: *boils, meh taste like cucumber

    • @braveguide
      @braveguide 3 роки тому +1

      I like how your pfp shows the emotion😂

    • @PICHJETSKI
      @PICHJETSKI 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/KpCwmha-T9s/v-deo.html

  • @Glowstickboi
    @Glowstickboi Рік тому +247

    “Nope it’s not what u think it is”
    😰 oh ok

  • @q__9
    @q__9 2 роки тому +232

    “let’s cook a gooeyduck clam”

  • @Cheesehackz
    @Cheesehackz 2 місяці тому +3

    “Longest”drake said

  • @elite_realz
    @elite_realz 7 місяців тому +527

    Not me first reading the title as
    “Goodluck Charm 💀💀”

  • @UrLocalSkittle_LOL
    @UrLocalSkittle_LOL Рік тому +252

    THE WAY HE SLAPPED IT MADE MY MIND GO WAY MORE DIRTY💀💀😭😭

  • @dankcircle6126
    @dankcircle6126 3 роки тому +114

    *A 500 year old Greenland Shark:* I LIVE LONGER THEN THE CLAM *angry shark noises*

    • @Vanessa-vi5qk
      @Vanessa-vi5qk 3 роки тому +1

      I think He said "..ONE OF the longest living animal.."

    • @dreamy_daze4
      @dreamy_daze4 3 роки тому +1

      @@Vanessa-vi5qk their joke is still valid 😑

    • @PICHJETSKI
      @PICHJETSKI 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/KpCwmha-T9s/v-deo.html

  • @Rubyboi1026
    @Rubyboi1026 12 днів тому +1

    Nick:It’s not what you think it is
    Me:sure😐

  • @hiloren1958
    @hiloren1958 3 роки тому +66

    "This is one of the longest living animals on the planet"
    *continues to kill it* lol

  • @anitha1298
    @anitha1298 3 роки тому +405

    The way he cut it was kinda hurting me between my legs

  • @Hail1144_YT
    @Hail1144_YT Рік тому +59

    DAMN NICK, 140 YEARS GONE LIKE THAT, AND JUST TO TASTE LIKE A GODDAMN CRUNCHY CUCUMBER 😂😂😂

  • @Umba_vr
    @Umba_vr 3 місяці тому +23

    “Let’s cook it up”
    *absolutely violates the sh!t out of it*

  • @jennahrenee1318
    @jennahrenee1318 11 місяців тому +280

    “Let’s cook 🍳 a geoduck clam”
    “Sashimi”

  • @ItsNotVeryOriginal
    @ItsNotVeryOriginal 2 роки тому +84

    Nick : this is the longest living animal
    Snake : sadness abords

  • @spidey_beats9503
    @spidey_beats9503 3 роки тому +46

    Name: Gooey duck clam
    Facts about this creation: “ one of the longest living animals in the entire animal kingdom”
    Taste and consistency : “Little crunchy, taste like cucumber”
    Edit: P.s, ”no its not what u think it is”

  • @TomatoeDude
    @TomatoeDude 6 місяців тому +1

    Nick: The longest living creature
    *Angry jelly fish noises*

  • @dolo2233
    @dolo2233 3 роки тому +12

    "with an average life span of 140 years"
    Nick: Let's cut that short shall we

  • @MountRushCODM
    @MountRushCODM Рік тому +124

    "140 years"
    Alligators: Am I a joke to you?

    • @egghaverr
      @egghaverr 10 місяців тому +11

      where did you hear that alligators live for over 140 years 💀 ❌

    • @MountRushCODM
      @MountRushCODM 10 місяців тому

      Dinosaurs

    • @Mrs.johnnydang
      @Mrs.johnnydang 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@egghaverrwhat about a bowhead whale?or sea turtles?

    • @egghaverr
      @egghaverr 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Mrs.johnnydang bowhead whales can live for over 200 years on average, but the average life span of a sea turtle is 100-50 years

    • @demonhunter962
      @demonhunter962 10 місяців тому

      ​@@egghaverrlet him cook bro LET HIM COOK

  • @DaPancakeBro
    @DaPancakeBro 2 місяці тому +1

    Never thought I would see a clam be de-foreskinned

  • @Cweets
    @Cweets 3 роки тому +55

    The amount of times I see the asian Asmr girl bite the living hell out of one of those on UA-cam shorts is insane😂😂

  • @polishspy6755
    @polishspy6755 3 роки тому +54

    At this point he slapped so many things that he'd probably break someone's spinal cord by just giving them a light slap on the back

  • @Adam-ii8ld
    @Adam-ii8ld Рік тому +2333

    That clam took that slap personal 💀
    Edit 1 - thanks for 1.6K likes
    Edit 2 - mom im famous!
    Edit 3 - Thanks guys for 2.3k likes! 😁

    • @com01991
      @com01991 Рік тому +4

      Hehe boi

    • @Emanuel10348
      @Emanuel10348 Рік тому +8

      There was some "juice" comming out of the tip when he did that

    • @Emanuel10348
      @Emanuel10348 Рік тому +1

      And pause

    • @MaurtezStevens
      @MaurtezStevens Рік тому +1

      ​@@Emanuel10348should I say AYO or no yoak.😅😂

    • @Susbird305
      @Susbird305 Рік тому +1

      Yeah i fell The clap

  • @PetaPhile8
    @PetaPhile8 11 днів тому +1

    “Nope this is not what you think it is”
    Yes yes I do

  • @evasivexox
    @evasivexox 2 роки тому +289

    me the entire video
    👁👄👁 “that’s definitely not what i think it is.”