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Here's the thing though *Clint'sReptiles* all primates and simians from the eye-eye using its very very long fingers as a long tool to reach insects and use morse code to tap on trees etc to mother chimps showing their infants how to use sticks to get insects and honey out bee" hive has been seen and studied by scientist and researchers like yourself. So a gorilla using a log knock out or kill a leopard with it is not a outright possibly but it can happen. Does matter if it's 99.9 successful or 1.5 sucess. Odds are still in it favor ..
Leopard: I've hunted your kind before. I have a 99% success rate. Prepare to die Gorilla: *sees log and big rock*, I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
@NikkiBudders Only if we had fangs. We could have venom itself without visible changes. In fact, given that our saliva contains some digestive enzymes and antibodies, aren't we already arguably venomous?
Those arent claws, the occasions when frogs have claws, those aren't claws. The frog willingly broke its finger bones in order to scratch their opponent.
I love how writer of this book completely ignored the jungle's heaviest hitters such as tiger, elephant, rhino and gaur despite them being perfect for this kind of content and instead put the chillest animal in the world, the cutest harmless animal in the world, fancy rooster and tiny frog. It just cracks me up.
I wouldn't strictly call the red panda "harmless" - they've got pretty strong jaws, sharp teeth and claws - but I think they'd probably only beat one, maybe two animals here tops.
Clint! You CANNOT just casually mention that you had a gorilla throw a large object at you and not tell us the story! We the people DEMAND to hear the story! 😂
@@Klaevin We want the story, not the Cliff Notes lol Still, it's probably not much more involved than that. But we still have questions, what was the object? Was anyone harmed? Did the Gorilla get tranqed?
Maybe the Gorilla kept the original rock with him. There has been documented cases in the wild of apes and monkeys carrying their favourite tools with them. He makes one kill with it and thinks "Hey, this hard round thing I found is useful for protection! It's mine"
you comment made me think of the Acheulean handaxe (minutearth video : /watch?v=srPz0VpW4Rk) which is a kind of tool humans made in prehistoric times... made from flint. a rock
most encounters have the leopard either running’s way in fear or getting absolutely crushed by the gorilla. only cases of a leopard killing a silverback had both animals dying. only gorillas a leopard can kill are infants or pregnant females
@zprodigy1018 True, Leopards spend all their time avoiding Silverbacks because they can crush them like grapes, their nature is so elusive though, there isn't a lot we can go off of with a battle to the death
All of their art looks like photobash, where an artist takes a few different photos and stitches them together in preparation to paint over them as reference. Only the latter step never happened.
To be fair to Clint, not many non artists know about lazy techniques like that unless they've been told about them. All they usually notice, if anything at all, is a vague sense of it being off. Just a thought.
True. It looks like photoshop, but inside the book, they use actual art. Sometimes the art looks uncannily realistic but then 1 page later it looks cheap (in the T Rex vs Raptor book this happened).
Yeah, they really do need the photos to be competent artists. In the T. rex vs Velociraptor book, there’s straight up a floating raptor head with floating arms and no other body parts.
This actually is accurate to why rattlesnakes bluff humans and try to leave usually rather than trying to strike at a human unless cornered or the like: the rattlesnake knows that if a giant predator comes for it, they might get a lethal bite in, but they aren't going to survive an encounter with a giant predator regardless, and if they somehow do, they can't hunt prey for a while. I know a gorilla and a rattlesnake would probably both be like "you know what? I think I have business elsewhere today" (given the warning stripes, the rattling, the warning pose and sounds, etc of the snake) and they would just decide it wasn't a fight worth fighting. If they did fight, the snake would lose first, if it got a bite in and it wasn't a dry bite, we would probably find a gorilla roaming around the desert before the venom became too much for the gorilla (for humans this takes a couple days) and tranquilize it and get it to a zoo to check it out and maybe find out it needs antivenin in time. This assumes the snake even gets a bite in first, a gorilla used to dealing with snakes might make it go ouch first. And if they refuse to fight or both die, the chuckwalla wins.
In so many of the encounters in these books, the outcome should be "animal A sees animal B. They both pause for a moment, then go back to doing what they were doing before. Both win by not playing the game"
In fact this was my first impression, "why a pkemon style competition thats's stupid". The only thing i miss are points to compare them but it goes in this direction.
That would actually be realistic. Capybara walks around the frog with bright colors. Leopard walks away from okapi to wait until night. Peacock flees bongo. Red panda runs up a tree to escape the warthog charge. Mamba and gorilla make scary displays and each goes the opposite direction. I kinda wish there was a book like that about realistic.
Meanwhile, in one issue of Saikyou Ou Zukan, African elephant sees Tyrannosaurus rex. Elephant charges, but T-rex bites off elephant’s tusk. T-rex stomps, then mauls the elephant. T-rex wins (and gets a meal).
I do love that for the red panda and the hyena, they did a discreet fade-to-black on what actually happened. Especially for the red panda. They couldn't let it live, but they couldn't bring themselves to detail the grisly death of something so cute!
Just then, the gorilla realizes that there was a chuckwalla in the rock. The chuckwalla expands so much the gorilla can’t hold the rock anymore and says “ouch” thereby forfeiting the round. CHUCKWALLA WINS.
I love Clint's input here. As the winning results prove, these jungle animals have chosen to meet for their completely unnecessary hypothetical jungle animal fighting skills test in some place other than the jungle. This venue was helpfully secured for the preceedings by the gorrilla, who had done some rsearch on the whereabouts and utility of rocks. Following his win, he plans to leave the jungle permanently to become a geologist.
@@uUuWolf16uUu Yeah as soon as the mamba fight happened and the gorilla was confirmed to have tool use on its side, I kinda knew it was gonna win the whole bracket. Children's books of this sort tend to want the final bracket to be a strong apex predator vs. a more intelligent but still very strong animal, and typically they have the latter win through the use of tactics (and, in this case, tools).
Chuck didn't find 2 rocks, it was the same Rick in both fights. Which is exactly what an intelligent tool user does when a black mamba just appears in your habitat. If that rock kept you alive you don't get rid of it, you keep it and hammer the next thing to pick a fight with you 😂
23:26 I expected the anteater to win, bc their fur is pretty much like armour, their claws are fearsome, they avert their heads when fighting, and the sunbear isn't even protected by fat very much, so ... the bear going about it so haphazardly and still win, crushed my world.
I feel like an azdarchid of some sort would undoubtedly win. But that hasn’t stopped these books before… Can’t wait for a Dimorphodon to pin down a Hatzegopteryx and choke it out.
Leopard: Any last words, ape? Gorilla: Hey, cat, you wanna see a magic trick? Leopard: Huh? Gorilla: Good. (pulls out rock) Gorilla: ABRACADABRA! (smashes leopard's head with rock)
that last battle easily could’ve ended with “the gorilla calls up his brother who turns out to be a muscular man in a loincloth. The man comes in surfing on the branches while Phil Collins sings in the background and knocks out the leopard. The man lifts the leopard up and yells a victorious battle cry….GORILLA WINS!!!”
Same, which made the final result all the more suprising, the cats always win around here, seeing as they get to live rent free, sleep all day and eat as much as they please while I work 12 hours a day to feed them.
That final match made me immediately think of Disney's Tarzan that had Kerchak (the silverback gorilla) have to fight Sabor (the leapord) and while starting out strong, Sabor would have gotten the upper hand if Tarzan didn't step in. This ended up more as if the gorilla had modern King Kong levels of plot armor
As soon as Clint compared gorillas to chuckwallas I knew that the mamba would stand absolutely no chance whatsoever and that fact fills me with as much joy as it did Clint because gorillas are awesome!
I think the author is using the pop-culture meaning of 'jungle' as 'a place where wild animals live that isn't a forest or the ocean'. Hence the warthogs, antelopes and hyenas.
I'm at the 11 minute mark and Clint is so happy! This is glorious! But no doubt the book is preparing a massive attack, in an attempt to break Clint's mind
And now to the final round of "Dog shelter Rumble". It's the fight we've been waiting for, "Giant Anteater" vs. "Black Garden Ant". And it's Go!Go!Go! The Anteater tries to gobble up the Ant, but it's slow on it's four legs, vs. the ants six. But what's that? "Screw you Bananaface!!!" some one shouts from the ranks... Would you beliefe it? It's 20 million more ants, pushing a boulder down a cliff. *SMASH!!!!* And it's done!!! The Black Garden Ant in the new King of the dog shelter!
When Clint started the gorilla vs bongo match I was thinking to myself how this book, especially this match, reminded me of REAL wrestling. It's funny that the gorilla pinned the bongo.
I need to show this to my bongo at work; he gets so scared seeing a peacock display on a roof nearby that we can't get him to shift inside at the end of the day. He needs his confidence boosted, and as long as we keep him away from Chuck, he'll be all set! (Plus bongo fun fact for anyone who doesn't know, when you touch them, you have a lovely orange grease all over your hands afterwards. True for okapis, too, but their goop is brown.)
I’m a month late, but I was looking at togian water monitors, found in Indonesia. It’s a bit off but close as far as I can tell. The heads are pointier though and they have less prominent patterns. To be fair, they probably got a picture of a random monitor, not actually caring to check what kind it is.
35:40 the endpoint of Clint's descent into madness. Edit: Also, I just want to add that the Gorilla was a Silverback, which I doubt are the targets of leopards in the wild so I think this was genuinely the correct outcome in this specific case. But I haven't seen the research so willing to be corrected :) This was the best book in the series by far 👏
To the tune of the Kookaburra Gum Tree song; A Gorilla sits in the Jungle tree, Fighting for the crown of the Ultimate three, Rock! Chuckawalla, Rock! Chuckawalla, It's how he'll win, you'll see! (My brain just inflicted this upon me so now I'm making that everyone else's problem)
@@nataschavisser573actually leopards almost always win. But for a few reasons, more weaponry, agility, and not as intelligent. Gorillas fight them but get scared a lot of times. So it’s either gorilla loses or they just stop fighting
Leopards regularly hunt gorillas, so I wouldn't be surprised if they kill silverbacks on occasion, especially considering that hunts take place in the dead of night with the element of surprise. Also, gorillas don't have loose and thick skin, so it's super easy for the leopard to pierce and slash at it with its claws and teeth.
Could you do a video about horns vs antlers (maybe sprinkle in tusks) and how they are used for defense, offense, mating, as a tool please. Also why some females have them but others don't. As I understand it if the species is in an area where the female will have to stand her ground against a predator they are more likely to have them. Amazing video can't wait for the next one.
I don't remember the last time I saw a grown man be so excited. It's so honorable and frankly, super cute. Major respect for Clint... And Chuck, obviously.
The greatest turn around in history! We all came in expecting to be disappointed, only to be shocked and amazed that one of these books actually got everything right!
If my memory serves me correctly, there is a popular Tumblr post about being locked in a shopping mall with 10 gorillas and 10 mambas. Everybody decided very quickly that they'd rather deal with the gorillas than the mambas.
That's because a lot of people are stupid and don't realize how much easier it would be to deal with a bunch of small snakes whose instinct would be to run and hide, vs a bunch of freaked out gorillas who could tear a human in half easily. Like literally just wear some high leather boots and you're safe from the snakes.
Bugs say, “I am here to eat your food!” Spiders on the other hand say, “I am here to eat your bugs.” I say come on in spiders. Coat everything with webs.
This book was published 6 years ago, but I don't doubt they've been getting feedback from lots of people about simple inaccuracies like poison vs. venom for a while.
Clint, your enthusiasm and delight at the (relative) validity of the contests in this book are wonderful to see! Thank you for jumping into another‘jungle rumble’ type book. We salute you! And…go, Chuck!
That gorilla is basically King Kong with his proficient tool use, maybe Chuck is his cousin he doesn’t talk about or something. I guess the mamba and leopard got monked.
I do think the Leopard vs. Gorilla fight isn't that far fetched. Given that Leopards normally avoid fighting grown adult male gorilla's and the Leopard doesn't get it's usually ambush advantage. Honestly, without getting the drop on the Gorilla the Leopard would probably just avoid a fight.
Yes, similar to how the romans imported scary lions and so on to finally defeat the bears that usually win against wolves etc only for bears to cave their skulls in in a single swipe. In an arena setting it's much fairer. And tomorrow if a gorilla worked out a way to reliably block & kill a leopard i'd not be shocked.
Ant vs Blue whale. The ant pushes a set of dominos increasing in size, which is turn pushes a gigantic boulder over a cliff into the pool the whale is swimming in. The whale's blow hole is damaged beyond repair. The ant wins.
Thank you Clint, I needed this today. I am selling my apartment, quitting my job and moving cities and the stress just hit me like a brick today. I am just going to sit down and listen for a little bit.
Would love that monitor video! Silver Monitors are up there on the fascinating list, along with the Rusty Monitor. The former is unknown possibly extinct, the latter is just unique looking with a wild pattern with small spots and pretty coloration (obviously the tree monitors etc are also beautiful) Sand Monitors or Sand Goanna, the Philippinosaurus sub genus, which includes Greys Monitors and Panay Monitors the latter eating only FRUIT!
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Here's the thing though *Clint'sReptiles* all primates and simians from the eye-eye using its very very long fingers as a long tool to reach insects and use morse code to tap on trees etc to mother chimps showing their infants how to use sticks to get insects and honey out bee" hive has been seen and studied by scientist and researchers like yourself. So a gorilla using a log knock out or kill a leopard with it is not a outright possibly but it can happen. Does matter if it's 99.9 successful or 1.5 sucess. Odds are still in it favor ..
In a video like this, hyenas can be wherever they want...
Leopard: I've hunted your kind before. I have a 99% success rate. Prepare to die
Gorilla: *sees log and big rock*, I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
What happened before to make the odds 99%?
Chuck is the 1% 🦍😎
Gorilla said "nah, I'd win"
That Gorilla was John Stick
["thus spoke zarathustra" starts playing]
I'm a little disappointed that the gorilla delivered the final blow with a rock rather than a metal folding chair given his obvious WWE experience 😆
I half expected them to go out to the parking lot have Gorilla rip of a door for the finisher.
Gorilla doing the Cena hand gesture as he drops the rock then the stone and that big pebble he found over there on the leopard.
"Ook Ook goes for the piledriver, PILEDRIVER!"
Ook also means also apparently lol though google doesnt seem to know what its translating from@@VampireNewl
This is one of the funniest comments I've seen on UA-cam. 😂
They finally learned the difference between poison and venom. Character development.
I swear I need to know if these books are still being written currently or are they just finding them in scholastic fairs across america XD
Stoner thought but could you imagine what nuances human sociology would have if we had venom
@@maillardsbearcat just the effect it would have on our facial bone structure would be dramatic af
@NikkiBudders
Only if we had fangs. We could have venom itself without visible changes. In fact, given that our saliva contains some digestive enzymes and antibodies, aren't we already arguably venomous?
@misanthropichumanist4782 nah causing infection isn't really a venom, it's a result of basically any messy wound. Alas. It would be awesome
Gorilla: "What's my way?"
Chuckwalla: "When his head comes into view, hit it with the rock!"
Gorilla: ...
Gorilla: "My way's not very sportsmanlike."
Killer Croc: “It was a big rock.”
Heck yeah! Princess Bride reference!😃
"It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even excercise!"
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
“Frogs don’t have claws. That’s true unless they do have claws. That’s pretty much the only exception.”
Those arent claws, the occasions when frogs have claws, those aren't claws. The frog willingly broke its finger bones in order to scratch their opponent.
@bungeetoons they're are a few frogs with actual claws, that's just one
@@DishonoredRat oh! Neat!
Thats basic biology for you, it is that thing unless the other thing is true...
*Australian accent* Those aren't claws. THESE are claws. 💅💅
It wasn't two rocks. The gorilla just carries one boulder around in case of emergency
I love this comment! 😂
Pocket rock!
It’s fatal!
Gorilla uses Strength! It's super effective!
It's a nice boulder
Seeing Clint getting mindbroken into liking a rumble book was not on my bingocard for today.
Kotlc??
@@Ishtakira What do you mean?
The bingo this year is crazy.
I love how writer of this book completely ignored the jungle's heaviest hitters such as tiger, elephant, rhino and gaur despite them being perfect for this kind of content and instead put the chillest animal in the world, the cutest harmless animal in the world, fancy rooster and tiny frog.
It just cracks me up.
I wouldn't strictly call the red panda "harmless" - they've got pretty strong jaws, sharp teeth and claws - but I think they'd probably only beat one, maybe two animals here tops.
Seriously: WHERE IS THE 🐯?! If there would be one, Clint would've put all His Money (or patience) on it
Which is the chillest?
@@conlon4332 CAPPY
@@conlon4332 Capybara.
Clint! You CANNOT just casually mention that you had a gorilla throw a large object at you and not tell us the story! We the people DEMAND to hear the story! 😂
"I was at a zoo... and a gorilla threw a rock at me"
@@Klaevin We want the story, not the Cliff Notes lol
Still, it's probably not much more involved than that. But we still have questions, what was the object? Was anyone harmed? Did the Gorilla get tranqed?
Clint was trash talking the gorilla by telling it about gorillas' 1-1000000 won loss record vs leopards.
Clint pissed it off by telling it was more closely related to sea horses than monkeys
Honestly, both mambas in these books getting bodied by rocks is absolutely hysterical
I hope it happens a third time and it's a running gag that the author did for parents.
The real icing on the Chuckwalla here was that 'how often do you see rocks in the jungle?' 'there are no rocks' comment.
There are rocks in rivers. A stick or a log would work as a stand in.
Maybe the Gorilla kept the original rock with him. There has been documented cases in the wild of apes and monkeys carrying their favourite tools with them. He makes one kill with it and thinks "Hey, this hard round thing I found is useful for protection! It's mine"
you comment made me think of the Acheulean handaxe (minutearth video : /watch?v=srPz0VpW4Rk) which is a kind of tool humans made in prehistoric times... made from flint. a rock
"Might come in handy for disciplining son."
@@GibsMeMunny "Might come in handy for making music. I'll call it rock music."
@@haljordan777lol
It's no wonder that gorillas keep losing to leopards in the wilderness. They don't have access to their most powerful weapon: *big rock*
most encounters have the leopard either running’s way in fear or getting absolutely crushed by the gorilla. only cases of a leopard killing a silverback had both animals dying. only gorillas a leopard can kill are infants or pregnant females
@zprodigy1018 True, Leopards spend all their time avoiding Silverbacks because they can crush them like grapes, their nature is so elusive though, there isn't a lot we can go off of with a battle to the death
All of their art looks like photobash, where an artist takes a few different photos and stitches them together in preparation to paint over them as reference. Only the latter step never happened.
To be fair to Clint, not many non artists know about lazy techniques like that unless they've been told about them. All they usually notice, if anything at all, is a vague sense of it being off. Just a thought.
True. It looks like photoshop, but inside the book, they use actual art. Sometimes the art looks uncannily realistic but then 1 page later it looks cheap (in the T Rex vs Raptor book this happened).
As long as it's done in a consistent style I wouldn't say it's really an issue at all. But yeah, does take quite some effort to make that happen.
Heh, I'd heard of "kitbashing" for model-making, but hadn't heard of photobashing. Neat.
Yeah, they really do need the photos to be competent artists. In the T. rex vs Velociraptor book, there’s straight up a floating raptor head with floating arms and no other body parts.
i swear this author doesn’t know of another way to dispatch mambas other than “boulder to the head” lol
Well, that's arguably the best way to do so.
Don't you know that poison types are weak to ground attacks?
@@marvalice3455 not against rock type tho
rocks fall. every snake dies
If it works it works.
My guess is that in a fight between a black mamba and a gorilla, both would end up dying, but the mamba faster.
It all comes down to 'who goes ouch' first though, so really it's anyones game.
I agree with both of you.
true winner: the chuckwalla that was watching
This actually is accurate to why rattlesnakes bluff humans and try to leave usually rather than trying to strike at a human unless cornered or the like: the rattlesnake knows that if a giant predator comes for it, they might get a lethal bite in, but they aren't going to survive an encounter with a giant predator regardless, and if they somehow do, they can't hunt prey for a while.
I know a gorilla and a rattlesnake would probably both be like "you know what? I think I have business elsewhere today" (given the warning stripes, the rattling, the warning pose and sounds, etc of the snake) and they would just decide it wasn't a fight worth fighting. If they did fight, the snake would lose first, if it got a bite in and it wasn't a dry bite, we would probably find a gorilla roaming around the desert before the venom became too much for the gorilla (for humans this takes a couple days) and tranquilize it and get it to a zoo to check it out and maybe find out it needs antivenin in time.
This assumes the snake even gets a bite in first, a gorilla used to dealing with snakes might make it go ouch first.
And if they refuse to fight or both die, the chuckwalla wins.
@@CharaTF2the gorilla had the chuckwalla backing him
He was betting for him so the writer had to comply
In the next installment of this book series, grass is going to kill a cow.
It would have to be something like that to be worse than the man'o'war jellyfish beating a SEA TURTLE by STINGING IT!
Cow impaled by bamboo. Homo Erectus wins
"Grass gets stuck in the cow's throat, cow chokes to death. Grass wins"
Well, cows do have a habit of dying on their own...
Only three seconds into the video, and Clint's noticeably subdued "well hi there" is already killing me. This is gonna be a good one.
In so many of the encounters in these books, the outcome should be "animal A sees animal B. They both pause for a moment, then go back to doing what they were doing before. Both win by not playing the game"
Yep, maybe with a growl thrown in for the animals capable of that.
In fact this was my first impression, "why a pkemon style competition thats's stupid". The only thing i miss are points to compare them but it goes in this direction.
That would actually be realistic. Capybara walks around the frog with bright colors. Leopard walks away from okapi to wait until night. Peacock flees bongo. Red panda runs up a tree to escape the warthog charge. Mamba and gorilla make scary displays and each goes the opposite direction. I kinda wish there was a book like that about realistic.
@@Tareltonlivesyeah but nothing happens then lmao
Meanwhile, in one issue of Saikyou Ou Zukan,
African elephant sees Tyrannosaurus rex. Elephant charges, but T-rex bites off elephant’s tusk. T-rex stomps, then mauls the elephant. T-rex wins (and gets a meal).
"But then, some friends of mine... or people I thought were my friends." Clint.
Sometimes, your best friends turn out to be your worst enemies.
I do love that for the red panda and the hyena, they did a discreet fade-to-black on what actually happened. Especially for the red panda. They couldn't let it live, but they couldn't bring themselves to detail the grisly death of something so cute!
I saw the red panda's match come up and I went "Oh God no"
I am.... Very glad they didn't include how that fight ENDS
Just then, the gorilla realizes that there was a chuckwalla in the rock. The chuckwalla expands so much the gorilla can’t hold the rock anymore and says “ouch” thereby forfeiting the round. CHUCKWALLA WINS.
I appreciate that Clint can pardon the inaccuracy of a gorilla defeating a leopard by reveling in its utter chuckwallaness.
I would totally buy a "Get Chuckwallad" shirt lmao
Chuckwallas are the only being in the universe that intimidate Chuck Norris. In respect to them, he changed his name to Chuck.
I love Clint's input here. As the winning results prove, these jungle animals have chosen to meet for their completely unnecessary hypothetical jungle animal fighting skills test in some place other than the jungle. This venue was helpfully secured for the preceedings by the gorrilla, who had done some rsearch on the whereabouts and utility of rocks. Following his win, he plans to leave the jungle permanently to become a geologist.
Leopard: Why are there all these spotlights?
Gorilla: Oh, no reason
Gorilla literally used the chuckwalla tactic of dropping a rock on the mambas head.
Thing is tho, gorillas are actually able and have been recorded to use rocks, sticks and such as tools.
So it makes more sense than the chuckwallah.
@@uUuWolf16uUu Yeah as soon as the mamba fight happened and the gorilla was confirmed to have tool use on its side, I kinda knew it was gonna win the whole bracket. Children's books of this sort tend to want the final bracket to be a strong apex predator vs. a more intelligent but still very strong animal, and typically they have the latter win through the use of tactics (and, in this case, tools).
Chuck didn't find 2 rocks, it was the same Rick in both fights. Which is exactly what an intelligent tool user does when a black mamba just appears in your habitat. If that rock kept you alive you don't get rid of it, you keep it and hammer the next thing to pick a fight with you 😂
I'm convinced they wrote this one specifically for clint 😂
23:26 I expected the anteater to win, bc their fur is pretty much like armour, their claws are fearsome, they avert their heads when fighting, and the sunbear isn't even protected by fat very much, so ... the bear going about it so haphazardly and still win, crushed my world.
Yaaassss! Monitor phylogeny video, please!
Monitors are so rad. Definitely worthy of a full video exploring their evolutionary tree.
Hey. Clint. FYI, the next book in the series is "Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble". You have GOT to review that when it comes out! (evi-err, JOYFUL laughter)
Now imagine if they have an “Ultimate Mythical Creature Rumble”, which is what Gakken’s Saikyou Ou Zukan had done beforehand.
I feel like an azdarchid of some sort would undoubtedly win. But that hasn’t stopped these books before…
Can’t wait for a Dimorphodon to pin down a Hatzegopteryx and choke it out.
"Gorillas are chuckwallas" Clint's Reptiles 2024
The Gorilla really went full "You picked the wrong house, fool!" On that Leopard, huh?
Leopard: Any last words, ape?
Gorilla: Hey, cat, you wanna see a magic trick?
Leopard: Huh?
Gorilla: Good.
(pulls out rock)
Gorilla: ABRACADABRA!
(smashes leopard's head with rock)
BROKE INTO THE WRONG GD REC ROOM, DIDN’T YOU, YA BASTARD!?
@@killdozer7792 *“The spirit of the Chuckwalla… will always be with you”*
"Ay ay ay ay ay! Gorilla! It's me, Leopard! Chill! Chill!"
OMG! LMFAO! Now I need a "Gorilla's are the chuckwallas of monkeys" T-shirt!
that last battle easily could’ve ended with “the gorilla calls up his brother who turns out to be a muscular man in a loincloth. The man comes in surfing on the branches while Phil Collins sings in the background and knocks out the leopard. The man lifts the leopard up and yells a victorious battle cry….GORILLA WINS!!!”
When it read "ape vs cat" I thought that's an event that happens everyday in my house.
Same, which made the final result all the more suprising, the cats always win around here, seeing as they get to live rent free, sleep all day and eat as much as they please while I work 12 hours a day to feed them.
That final match made me immediately think of Disney's Tarzan that had Kerchak (the silverback gorilla) have to fight Sabor (the leapord) and while starting out strong, Sabor would have gotten the upper hand if Tarzan didn't step in. This ended up more as if the gorilla had modern King Kong levels of plot armor
As soon as Clint compared gorillas to chuckwallas I knew that the mamba would stand absolutely no chance whatsoever and that fact fills me with as much joy as it did Clint because gorillas are awesome!
this had me in stitches, "it's never too late to have a man-o-war kill a leatherback, y'know what i mean?"
I think the author is using the pop-culture meaning of 'jungle' as 'a place where wild animals live that isn't a forest or the ocean'. Hence the warthogs, antelopes and hyenas.
And pandas.
I'm at the 11 minute mark and Clint is so happy! This is glorious!
But no doubt the book is preparing a massive attack, in an attempt to break Clint's mind
And now to the final round of "Dog shelter Rumble".
It's the fight we've been waiting for, "Giant Anteater" vs. "Black Garden Ant".
And it's Go!Go!Go!
The Anteater tries to gobble up the Ant, but it's slow on it's four legs, vs. the ants six. But what's that? "Screw you Bananaface!!!" some one shouts from the ranks... Would you beliefe it? It's 20 million more ants, pushing a boulder down a cliff. *SMASH!!!!* And it's done!!!
The Black Garden Ant in the new King of the dog shelter!
LOL Seriously hilarious that you called the rock smashing via chuckwalla.
Edit: OMG THE ENDING
I love how Clint gets so excited about every topic. I just adore his nerdy, intelligent self.
When Clint started the gorilla vs bongo match I was thinking to myself how this book, especially this match, reminded me of REAL wrestling. It's funny that the gorilla pinned the bongo.
35:32! That is PERFECT for a meme! Like, "How I feel when someone brings taco bell for me". Let's make a Clint meme! =D
I need to show this to my bongo at work; he gets so scared seeing a peacock display on a roof nearby that we can't get him to shift inside at the end of the day. He needs his confidence boosted, and as long as we keep him away from Chuck, he'll be all set! (Plus bongo fun fact for anyone who doesn't know, when you touch them, you have a lovely orange grease all over your hands afterwards. True for okapis, too, but their goop is brown.)
The Gorilla must've been trained by that Chuckwalla. He has mastered the art of "crush head with rock".
I need Master Chuckwalla and Master Gorilla in the next Kung Fu Panda movie or show- 😂
What have we done to this poor man
thank you, Clint, for your sacrifice of your sanity for our entertainment. ❤
The monitor lizard, as far as I can tell, is an asian water monitor. Based on the pattern and colouration, this seems most likely.
Agree, the ones here in the Philippines have almost the exact look.
It's Mrs Kipling
The position of its nostrils also indicates that this is not a nile monitor. The round tail, however, also makes it look like a Varanus bitatawa.
@@vincentx2850 awrong colour for bitatawa, and due to the limited range, I doubt it would be one in such a simple book as this.
I’m a month late, but I was looking at togian water monitors, found in Indonesia. It’s a bit off but close as far as I can tell. The heads are pointier though and they have less prominent patterns. To be fair, they probably got a picture of a random monitor, not actually caring to check what kind it is.
30:35 Easy, it's steering. You move the horns and the legs follow the direction. How else do you think gorillas get to work?
35:40 the endpoint of Clint's descent into madness.
Edit: Also, I just want to add that the Gorilla was a Silverback, which I doubt are the targets of leopards in the wild so I think this was genuinely the correct outcome in this specific case. But I haven't seen the research so willing to be corrected :) This was the best book in the series by far 👏
They went all in on dropping rocks, lol. It was awesome.
"Rocks fall, everyone dies" moment
GOLDFISH the best pet fish vid please.
Seriously if any animal needs a clint vid, it's that one.
Actually wouldn't mind more vids on fish 🐟 🐠
Three more!?!?!
Truly, Clint suffers for our entertainment.
😳
That back cover bodes well for future content - and just bodes for Clint's future sanity. 😜
10/10 for your word choice!
I'm very excited for the 1000 hour long video of Clint frantically describing all of the known species of beetles in 10 seconds each!!
ultimate animal rumble: human vs gorilla: gorill finds bat but loses because human found minigun
Ultimate primate rumble would go hard
@@Ywabag Not really, no weapons allowed the gorilla clears easy, with weapons humans kill everything with little effort.
@@edmondantes4338 it's not about killing they just have to make their opponent say "ouch!"
@@YwabagThe Human grabs his Gun.
Ouch! A few of the Marmosets snuck behind him and bit his Neck. Marmoset wins
@@Ywabag but only without Humans (because we are so special we evolved out of the Primate clade)
13:20 That fight hurt my feelings
Callooh! Callay! Your joy with the Gorilla lifted my mood substantially lol.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, oh beamish boy! Callooh! Callay! Oh Frabjous day!”, he chortled in his joy.
Speaking of pterosaurs, there's an upcoming book called Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble
To the tune of the Kookaburra Gum Tree song;
A Gorilla sits in the Jungle tree,
Fighting for the crown of the Ultimate three,
Rock! Chuckawalla, Rock! Chuckawalla,
It's how he'll win, you'll see!
(My brain just inflicted this upon me so now I'm making that everyone else's problem)
To be fair, I would guess that leopards rarely, if ever, prey on a large silverback.
Well he certainly chucked with the wrong silverback! 🦍
@@ClintsReptiles tinfoil back
Leopards will have no chance against a silverback.
@@nataschavisser573actually leopards almost always win. But for a few reasons, more weaponry, agility, and not as intelligent. Gorillas fight them but get scared a lot of times. So it’s either gorilla loses or they just stop fighting
Leopards regularly hunt gorillas, so I wouldn't be surprised if they kill silverbacks on occasion, especially considering that hunts take place in the dead of night with the element of surprise. Also, gorillas don't have loose and thick skin, so it's super easy for the leopard to pierce and slash at it with its claws and teeth.
I started cheering and laughing in my university lab while watching the end of this video. Imagine having to explain that one.
Could you do a video about horns vs antlers (maybe sprinkle in tusks) and how they are used for defense, offense, mating, as a tool please. Also why some females have them but others don't. As I understand it if the species is in an area where the female will have to stand her ground against a predator they are more likely to have them. Amazing video can't wait for the next one.
Warthog vs. Red Panda is like the most "Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby" matchup I've ever seen.
CLINT: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
CTHULHU: (Hands Clint a package) Here's your T-shirt.
3:14 the indomitable human spirit
Your monitor was giving off definite chuckwalla vibes 😂 OMG! I never would have guessed that a gorilla and a chuckwalla are so closely related!
I don't remember the last time I saw a grown man be so excited. It's so honorable and frankly, super cute. Major respect for Clint... And Chuck, obviously.
NEW CLINT REACTS DROPPED 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
yeeeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyy🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Yipeeeeee
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Already know we hype asf ❗️❗️👏👏
Clint you are a national treasure, as always! Thank you so very much for your time in teaching us about these amazing animals.
Okay show of hands, when Clint describes a dream of having tentacles and destroying the moon... who else was thinking Clint is Cthulhu?
Cthulhu for president 2024! why settle for the lesser evil?
Your energy and joy while discussing these books are contagious. I smile when you smile.
This is the earliest I have seen your videos and your genuine happiness made ut worth the suffering of the other books 😊
The greatest turn around in history! We all came in expecting to be disappointed, only to be shocked and amazed that one of these books actually got everything right!
If my memory serves me correctly, there is a popular Tumblr post about being locked in a shopping mall with 10 gorillas and 10 mambas. Everybody decided very quickly that they'd rather deal with the gorillas than the mambas.
That's because a lot of people are stupid and don't realize how much easier it would be to deal with a bunch of small snakes whose instinct would be to run and hide, vs a bunch of freaked out gorillas who could tear a human in half easily. Like literally just wear some high leather boots and you're safe from the snakes.
Bugs say, “I am here to eat your food!” Spiders on the other hand say, “I am here to eat your bugs.” I say come on in spiders. Coat everything with webs.
When you realize Jerry Pallotta and Rob Bolster have to be watching these videos
This book was published 6 years ago, but I don't doubt they've been getting feedback from lots of people about simple inaccuracies like poison vs. venom for a while.
Clint, your enthusiasm and delight at the (relative) validity of the contests in this book are wonderful to see! Thank you for jumping into another‘jungle rumble’ type book. We salute you! And…go, Chuck!
This video in a nutshell:
Gorilla, " nahh I'd win"
If you have kids they must really enjoy reading stories with you Clint. You have such genuine enjoyment :)
That gorilla is basically King Kong with his proficient tool use, maybe Chuck is his cousin he doesn’t talk about or something. I guess the mamba and leopard got monked.
32:20 that even manages to be consistent with a previous fight where there also was no element of surprise.
*Chanting* Chuck Chuck Chuck! XD
1:45 if I’m not mistaken spotted hyenas have been spotted in the Congo. Not sure how deep but at least they can be found in semi tropical areas.
I do think the Leopard vs. Gorilla fight isn't that far fetched.
Given that Leopards normally avoid fighting grown adult male gorilla's and the Leopard doesn't get it's usually ambush advantage.
Honestly, without getting the drop on the Gorilla the Leopard would probably just avoid a fight.
Yes, similar to how the romans imported scary lions and so on to finally defeat the bears that usually win against wolves etc only for bears to cave their skulls in in a single swipe. In an arena setting it's much fairer. And tomorrow if a gorilla worked out a way to reliably block & kill a leopard i'd not be shocked.
I have absorbed into my day to day expressions the "Ouch!" the book used in the aquatic throwdown book, and the way Clint said it!
They censored the mandrel's rump and he doesn't look too happy about it 🤣 16:37
Animal death? Appropriate for children. Animal butt? Unacceptable.
Kinda jealous of Clint's kids. Clint reading to us is such a cozy vibe- even when he's furious. I want him to read me bedtime stories 😅😭
Ant vs Blue whale.
The ant pushes a set of dominos increasing in size, which is turn pushes a gigantic boulder over a cliff into the pool the whale is swimming in.
The whale's blow hole is damaged beyond repair. The ant wins.
The whale says “ouch!” as it asphyxiates.
If this battle happened in Saikyou Ou Zukan, they will replace the ant with a megalodon or a kraken.
We love you here in my household, Clint! Have a stinkin’ rad weekend. Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
Clint has some crazy dreams
Thank you Clint, I needed this today. I am selling my apartment, quitting my job and moving cities and the stress just hit me like a brick today. I am just going to sit down and listen for a little bit.
I love that both the Capybara and I use our big butts to squish our enemies.
Add wombats to your club
I love Clint's Reptiles. Clint is so knowledgeable and yet entertaining in such a wonderful way. 😁
I've been waiting for the avian respiration video for so long when will u make it
Maybe in dinosaur December
Would love that monitor video! Silver Monitors are up there on the fascinating list, along with the Rusty Monitor. The former is unknown possibly extinct, the latter is just unique looking with a wild pattern with small spots and pretty coloration (obviously the tree monitors etc are also beautiful) Sand Monitors or Sand Goanna, the Philippinosaurus sub genus, which includes Greys Monitors and Panay Monitors the latter eating only FRUIT!