Zoologist Reacts to "Who Would Win? Ultimate Dinosaur Rumble"

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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    These Who Would Win? books are just brutal. I gave myself six months to recover from the last one, but Dinosaur December is here, and it is time to put myself through the Ultimate Dinosaur Rumble. I have heard that this is the worst book in the series, so I am not looking forward to this at all. Join me in my suffering?
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  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +92

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    • @HassanMohamed-rm1cb
      @HassanMohamed-rm1cb 10 місяців тому +2

      Hey Clint, Why don’t you get to think of a suggestion and creating a UA-cam Videos all about the Next Animal Group about the Toucans, Woodpeckers, and their Relatives on the next Clint’s Reptiles on the next Saturday coming up next?⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍👍👍👍👍

    • @pavlovssheep5548
      @pavlovssheep5548 9 місяців тому

      utahraptor vs cockatrice

    • @nerdyzombie83
      @nerdyzombie83 9 місяців тому

      The worst thing is the first page has grass and grass is a recent plant and there was no grass 65 million years ago (thx pbs eons)

    • @brandonpourmorady9485
      @brandonpourmorady9485 9 місяців тому

      just bought it!

    • @alicecain4851
      @alicecain4851 9 місяців тому

      Clint, you're going to NEED to listen to a lot of soothing music to take your mind off of that awful book!

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 10 місяців тому +1164

    I didn't realize that the brain of the T-Rex was so developed. What other dinosaurs had psychic powers?

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +301

      Right?

    • @gshaindrich
      @gshaindrich 9 місяців тому +56

      @@ClintsReptiles 35:28 with all your (mostly agreeable) points of critique, the little book has outsmarted you there. Big error/fail on your side! It´s only four short sentences and yet you still didn´t get them. So FYI take sentence one (incl. "Smash!") and put it in the second to last sentence postion -> voila! you should understand the narrative now.

    • @twoofeleven
      @twoofeleven 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@gshaindrichThat makes more sense, thanks 😂

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 9 місяців тому +19

      35:24 The T-Rex used a headbutt (not magic) to knock over the Ankylosaurus.

    • @cadettrev762
      @cadettrev762 9 місяців тому +101

      @@TomAmit42 Nice try, psychic T-rex denier. That image was actually a metaphor for the T-rex using its mental powers to attack the Anky. It head butting actually represents him “using his head” and his mental gifts to unleash a concussive wave of psychic energy

  • @nemesisbloodryche22
    @nemesisbloodryche22 9 місяців тому +161

    Honestly a movie about a venomous Spinosaurus fighting a telekinetic T-Rex would go insane

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 місяці тому +9

      Telekinetic T-Rex needs to be a Sludge Metal band.

    • @tildessmoo
      @tildessmoo 2 місяці тому +1

      Sounds like a modern Thunder Lizards remake in the making.

    • @creaturetransylvania8943
      @creaturetransylvania8943 2 місяці тому

      How about a Not death battle while we wait for that to be made.

    • @stephencebula3402
      @stephencebula3402 Місяць тому

      Sounds like something the sci-fi channel/community would create. I mean after all, they created Sharknado... I would still watch that movie if they created it though. =P

    • @Desugoji
      @Desugoji Місяць тому

      For an Asylum Films movie, sure.

  • @sugerbean4800
    @sugerbean4800 6 місяців тому +126

    The T-Rex is forklift certified. That’s how it flipped over the ankylosaurus.

  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +308

    I'm seeing some misconceptions about the nature of Tyrannosaurs' "Need Power".
    Many people mistakenly, but understandably, think that Ankylosaurus was flipped by a headbutt, but if you read carefully, that cannot be the case.
    If the headbutt has flipped it, the book would subsequently read that "T. rex NEEDED to flip it over". That isn't what it says. After the headbutt, T. rex still "NEEDS to flip it over". And then, just like that, it was done.
    The power is real!
    Happy Dinosaur December!

    • @stinker-ue4sy
      @stinker-ue4sy 8 місяців тому +1

      good examaning

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 7 місяців тому +2

      Even NEED makes more sense than the headbutt, that would be a mad headache

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 5 місяців тому +1

      Needed is past tense to be fair. Though Ankylosaurus are nigh on impossible to 'knock over' though. Though Ankylosaurus maybe can't be bitten through it doesn't have a shell, biting it would just crush it like squishing a tube of toothpaste.

    • @Grant-nt9pt
      @Grant-nt9pt 5 місяців тому

      🖖🏻

    • @CarlosSempereChen
      @CarlosSempereChen 4 місяці тому +5

      For a while I thought you were saying “KNEED IT to flip it over.” Like a kung fu fighting T. rex. That T. rex would’ve gone on to win and face Bruce Lee in the next book.

  • @Mike-Et-Cetera
    @Mike-Et-Cetera 10 місяців тому +750

    T-Rex only had one Wish spell slot so he couldn't cast that again. The Spino has +1/+1 counters that stack when it envenomates other animals so at that point it had extremely potent venom.

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 10 місяців тому

      Spinos have infect, got it.

    • @cadettrev762
      @cadettrev762 9 місяців тому +91

      The T-rex really should’ve spec’d into a magic build honestly. He only dipped his toes in. He could’ve been the first paladin class T-rex, but no. Another Barbarian.

    • @erikarsov4365
      @erikarsov4365 9 місяців тому +17

      @@cadettrev762 but you gotta admit.
      He was extremely successful.until the Dino mass banning

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 9 місяців тому +17

      True, but T. Rex also has Haste and First Strike, meaning it would be able to hit first and kill the Spino.

    • @Breviparopus
      @Breviparopus 9 місяців тому +9

      It was colossal dredmaw vs etali

  • @josephlikely3849
    @josephlikely3849 9 місяців тому +51

    And then to celebrate it's victory Spinosaurus took a swim, but then hundreds of man o wars showed up and Spinosaurus inhaled one and was stung to death from the inside. Man O War wins the Dinosaur Rumble.

    • @NoahBirsch
      @NoahBirsch Місяць тому +1

      Why did this comment make me laugh😅

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 10 місяців тому +606

    34:54 I absolutely LOVE that they’re giving us *”deep lore”* for some of the dinosaurs now….🤣

    • @nathanielreichert4638
      @nathanielreichert4638 10 місяців тому +58

      Yeah, the TRex backstory getting “bonked” by the ankylosaur was hilarious.

    • @AthosJosue
      @AthosJosue 10 місяців тому +47

      Yeah, the T-rex's revengance story is the highlight of the video.

    • @Pawsk
      @Pawsk 10 місяців тому +41

      @@nathanielreichert4638 Yea quite lucky that it only got bonked and wasnt knocked silly.

    • @Zargwethekingofzorpalods
      @Zargwethekingofzorpalods 10 місяців тому +30

      Maybe if the t-rex also had a backstory with a spino It could’ve used it’s need power against it

    • @thegreatgoldfilms6311
      @thegreatgoldfilms6311 9 місяців тому +14

      I'm mildly disturbed there is *lore* in a fucking "Who Would Win" book

  • @IAMEPICGHAZT
    @IAMEPICGHAZT 9 місяців тому +34

    I thought a chuckwalla would appear and throw a rock at the Spino, killing it

    • @TheDarkSkorpion
      @TheDarkSkorpion 27 днів тому +1

      Wouldn't have mattered, since T Rex snorted some jellyfish when trying to get a drink prior to the fight. Now if the chuckwalla was actually IN the fight, things would be different. "Spinosaurus bites Chuckwalla! Chuckwalla inflates itself inside Spinosaurus' mouth! Spinosaurus' head explodes! Chuckwalla wins!"

  • @theaspieasp
    @theaspieasp 10 місяців тому +604

    Love how Clint slowly surrounds himself with dinosaur models!

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 9 місяців тому +28

      It's a circle of warding against trashy "Who would win?" books!

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 9 місяців тому +21

      emotional support animals to help with reading the book

    • @TrainLizard
      @TrainLizard 9 місяців тому +4

      Facts!

    • @skylerhuihui341
      @skylerhuihui341 9 місяців тому +7

      Great way to deal with trauma

    • @stephencebula3402
      @stephencebula3402 Місяць тому

      That's how it starts! Then Clint will slowly BECOME a dinosaur...

  • @corvinredacted
    @corvinredacted 10 місяців тому +106

    "Sauropod type dinosaur" has the same vibes as "Grass type Pokémon"

    • @stephencebula3402
      @stephencebula3402 Місяць тому +1

      T-rex uses tackle! It misses!

    • @corvinredacted
      @corvinredacted Місяць тому +3

      @@stephencebula3402 T-Rex's Anticipation allowed it to detect Anky's Bone Club. T-Rex used Telekinesis! It's super effective!

    • @stephencebula3402
      @stephencebula3402 Місяць тому

      @@corvinredacted xD xD.

  • @jonalban4349
    @jonalban4349 10 місяців тому +578

    Nice to see that the extreme Spinosaurus overhype is still going strong more than 20 years after JP3

    • @chadgorosaurus4898
      @chadgorosaurus4898 10 місяців тому +145

      The T Rex vs Spinosaurus fight in this book was the dumbest in the entire book. "Spinosaurus has stronger jaw muscles". I don't even need to say anymore of how stupid it was.

    • @Zetimenvec
      @Zetimenvec 10 місяців тому +114

      @@chadgorosaurus4898 tbf, it said its bite muscles were stronger than t-rex's opening muscles, which is probably true. But I guess T-rex forgot to open it's mouth for that to be relevant.

    • @Flufux
      @Flufux 10 місяців тому +136

      I found it most odd that they constantly brought up how fast it was, like, yes, the spinosaurus is known for many things, but since when was it a speed demon?

    • @Mr.Wetherilli
      @Mr.Wetherilli 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Zetimenvecthat doesn't make much sense tbh

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 10 місяців тому +45

      @@chadgorosaurus4898As a Spinosaurus fan, that’s just straight up false.

  • @Chompchompyerded
    @Chompchompyerded 9 місяців тому +103

    T-wrecks charges spinosaurus, but slips on a banana peel. While T-wrecks is down, spinosaurus leaps forward and bites t-wrecks. T-wrecks is wrecked, hence it's name. But the fight is not over! As spinosaurus springs back, it slips on a fish it had killed earlier, falls, hits its head on a rock and fractures its skull and the C-0 to C-5 vertebrae, killing it. The dead fish wins! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya sucker? Always put your money on the dead fish. They have so many ways to kill, especially being slippery, and also not being mentioned in the match description. Pretty tricky, those dead fish!!

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 23 дні тому +6

      But then the chuckwalla annihilates the dead fish by puffing up and causing a meteor to fall from the sky

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 10 місяців тому +342

    As a Trex myself, I have to admit, I just needed you to read the book way more than winning.

    • @Rosy-maple-moth46
      @Rosy-maple-moth46 9 місяців тому +2

      What’s a trex

    • @BermudaHawk47
      @BermudaHawk47 9 місяців тому

      @@Rosy-maple-moth46I think that’s what Romanians call worms 🤔

    • @JudeGames1
      @JudeGames1 8 місяців тому

      @SandCat23 your so dumb (No Offense🤗)

    • @GeoffCostanza
      @GeoffCostanza 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Rosy-maple-moth46don't be too hard on his spelling. He has to type with really short arms!

    • @Rosy-maple-moth46
      @Rosy-maple-moth46 8 місяців тому +2

      @@GeoffCostanza yuhbasyh

  • @Devlinator61116
    @Devlinator61116 10 місяців тому +66

    I love how Clint kept mocking the ludicrousness of the first two books throughout the video.

  • @beckylynn9640
    @beckylynn9640 10 місяців тому +178

    Poor, sweet Clint guessing this could come down to anything other than the age-old question of whether t-rex would beat spinosaurus in a fight 😂

    • @eric_has_no_idea
      @eric_has_no_idea 10 місяців тому +44

      Would both lose to a Chuckwalla.

    • @dweebteambuilderjones7627
      @dweebteambuilderjones7627 9 місяців тому +19

      @@eric_has_no_idea If it inflates itself and gets stuck in the throat I guess it could beat them.

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 9 місяців тому +160

    A note to the publishers:
    Please write more of these books.
    Many more.
    And make them progressively over the top.
    It gives me great amusement to watch Clint reviewing them.
    MMMMWWWWOOOOAAAA!!!!

    • @gecko-saurus
      @gecko-saurus 9 місяців тому +25

      They should write Ultimate Ice Age Rumble and have Saber-toothed cat win by single-handedly killing a Paraceratherium...

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 9 місяців тому +8

      I'll write some myself if I have to. I have a few stupid ideas floating around. Ultimate Australia Rumble, Ultimate River Rumble, Ultimate Cat & Dog Rumble...

    • @mrfrog1794
      @mrfrog1794 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@gecko-saurussaber toothed cat kills a woolly mammoth by thinking mean thoughts at it until it cries

    • @kylem7917
      @kylem7917 9 місяців тому +10

      I would love to see an Ultimate Kaiju Rumble where Godzilla looses the finals in some hilarious way

    • @citrus5797
      @citrus5797 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@gecko-saurusIn the Roblox game Dinosaur Arcade, Smilodon is one of the most overpowered creatures in the game. Not only can it solo a Paraceratherium, but Brachiosaurus as well.

  • @rat_dragon
    @rat_dragon 10 місяців тому +508

    NO not "who would win" again! 😂
    I've been a long-time subscriber since 1000 subs. Thanks for suffering through this Clint. Yesterday was my birthday...I couldn't have asked for a better gift 😆

  • @ArturoLopez-ly2pn
    @ArturoLopez-ly2pn 9 місяців тому +31

    I love how he surrounds himself with tiny dinosaurs for emotional support

  • @serpenticular6990
    @serpenticular6990 10 місяців тому +247

    Uh oh, not another one of these books.. With that said, I adore the way you cover dinosaurs! It’s clear you hold a passion for them equal to your love for modern day reptiles. I’m excited for what Dinosaur December has in store this year..

  • @jennifercarriger6168
    @jennifercarriger6168 10 місяців тому +14

    Supersaurus “eew I got goo on my foot.” Proceeds to wipe off on rock.

  • @londoncintron680
    @londoncintron680 10 місяців тому +141

    I'm pleasantly surprised to see they've given a fair chunk of the herbivores a hand up the competition, even if it does mean my absolute favorite, Utahraptor, was turned into mincemeat

    • @one-very-lost-cat
      @one-very-lost-cat 10 місяців тому +31

      I mean I don’t think most animals could survive a direct hit from an Ank's tail club to the head, let alone keep fighting, so the Utahraptor losing doesn't exactly make it weak

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 9 місяців тому +9

      Speaking of that, I once tried to imagine a book that would be similar to this, only if it had more plausible outcomes and had its tournament consist entirely of non-sauropod dinosaurs (since that family has so many members that actually could be considered “too big”). Going further, I wondered whether it would be a decent subversion of expectations (namely that herbivores and especially hadrosaurs would be weaker), if the final round was T. rex versus Shantungosaurus and the Shantungosaurus ended up being the champion.

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 9 місяців тому +5

      Bruh they did the ceratopsians dirty, maketh no sense.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 8 місяців тому +2

      @@markcobuzzi826 I mean, to be fair, if T rex didn't have the element of surprise, Shantungosaurus would probably stand a VERY good chance.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean, currently all the strongest land animals are herbivores. Elephant, rhino, hippo... would crush pretty much every predator out there, including big cats and bears. So it's not a big reach to think ancient herbivores would also be tough.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 9 місяців тому +18

    God bless you, Clint. Your determination to keep reading the equivalent of a kid bashing two action figures together inspires me.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 10 місяців тому +63

    Poor Clint, he was so full of life before being introduced to this series, now he's bordering on a mental breakdown. Someone help this man.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 9 місяців тому +16

    As soon as I saw that both T Rex and Spinosaurous were in the competition we all knew what the final battle would be.

  • @p.l.g3190
    @p.l.g3190 10 місяців тому +95

    YES! Dinosaur December! AND a rumble? Joys upon joys!

  • @MACIisTAZZSpees
    @MACIisTAZZSpees 10 місяців тому +24

    I'm suprised the Supersaurus could turn around unlike some of the other dinosaurs

  • @KostasChasiakis
    @KostasChasiakis 10 місяців тому +242

    You should do The Ultimate Shark Rumble. That one killed me!😂

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +149

      Oh gosh...

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 10 місяців тому +49

      Perfect for Shark Week you know.

    • @blaisepayzdexter7944
      @blaisepayzdexter7944 10 місяців тому +21

      @@ClintsReptiles Maybe, you could also do the Ultimate Small Shark Rumble, too!

    • @KostasChasiakis
      @KostasChasiakis 10 місяців тому

      I never knew their was a smaller one!@@blaisepayzdexter7944

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 9 місяців тому +20

      Ah yes, the Shark Rumble AND Small Shark Rumble books are musts.

  • @Agg1E91
    @Agg1E91 9 місяців тому +10

    Spinosaurus: "It's over, Styra! I have the speed!"
    Styra: "I hate you!!!"
    Spino: "Don't try it, Styra! You were the chosen sauropod! You were meant to balance reptilian evolution! Not destroy it!"

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E 10 місяців тому +31

    You can tell what the fashion was in Paleontology when these books were written and indeed when Jurassic Park Movies were made! 😂

  • @Dinoman9877
    @Dinoman9877 9 місяців тому +11

    I love that the artist apparently couldn't do an allosaurus no matter what, so they just used a couple images of a Papo allosaurus toy instead.

  • @anothersquid
    @anothersquid 10 місяців тому +60

    My African grey watched this attentively, as she does with dinosaur videos. I'd say she concurs with your assessment.
    And I'm not kidding about watching intently. She sat there fascinated by it, and I think it's safe to say that she really likes this channel :)

    • @Poliostasis
      @Poliostasis 10 місяців тому +8

      That bird knows good content when she sees it!

    • @adriani9432
      @adriani9432 9 місяців тому +16

      Bird loves watching humans speculate on which of it's bygone relatives would win in a tournament.

  • @idlehands1238
    @idlehands1238 6 місяців тому +7

    You just know 5 year old Clint would have clung to those books like his most treasured possession.

  • @taklampan650
    @taklampan650 10 місяців тому +88

    Let's hope they make more of these books so Clint can react to them!

    • @nathanielreichert4638
      @nathanielreichert4638 10 місяців тому +8

      I will buy out the publisher if they discontinue the series

    • @harperreads
      @harperreads 10 місяців тому +5

      It’s a whole series. Many books.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 9 місяців тому +7

      They very recently released a new one called "Ultimate Small Shark Rumble", featuring sixteen.... well, smaller sized sharks. It's not bad for a Who Would Win book, certainly nothing immediately stupid, but without spoiling anything, the final match goes out of its way to screw over the eventual runner-up.

  • @5PctJuice
    @5PctJuice 10 місяців тому +15

    35:39 The logic of this "battle" was so insane it literally broke Clint's brain. You're not alone, by the way; I literally said "wut" out loud when Ankylosaurus was flipped on its back.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 5 місяців тому

      It's like the dolphins and thd great whites. You headbutt it in the side and it flips over.

  • @drolf7842
    @drolf7842 10 місяців тому +100

    You know when you love a character but the fandom takes them and mischaracterizes them to the point they're barely recognisable anymore? That's what it's like being a spinosaurus lover just leave my sweet fishy boy alone ;-;
    Love these videos Clint, please take the time to heal and recover after this one...

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 10 місяців тому +14

      At least they didn't buy into the myth that the sail on its back was some sort of solar panel for warming up its blood.

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb 9 місяців тому +11

      I love fishy, hippo, croc boi
      All these people trying to make him into something he's not TwT

    • @kirbyjoe7484
      @kirbyjoe7484 6 місяців тому +11

      @@nibs7252 Don't be silly. The Spinosaurus' solar sail wasn't used to warm its blood. It used it to charge its nuclear breath weapon.

    • @RealRalsei
      @RealRalsei Місяць тому

      I definitely know that feeling

  • @aliendilo3105
    @aliendilo3105 6 місяців тому +4

    With the Supersaurus v Micropachycephalosaurus, I remember a paper about how smaller dinosaurs may have died in the FOOT PRINTS giant sauropods leave behind, that they'd churn the ground into mud which smaller animals would get stuck in.

  • @katelillo1932
    @katelillo1932 10 місяців тому +17

    “Did I step on a lego?!” 😂😂😂

  • @SophietheMothQueen
    @SophietheMothQueen 2 місяці тому +3

    I can’t believe the T.Rex lost because it accidentally inhaled a portugese man of war when it tried to breathe underwater

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 10 місяців тому +64

    This is definitely one of the books of all time

  • @Soul_evacuated_Ian
    @Soul_evacuated_Ian 9 місяців тому +13

    I love how this book straight up took inspiration from the most controversial scene in jp3. I mean the spinosaurus even pins the trex in an unrealistic way to finish it off, absolutely incredible(not stupid at all).

  • @joeywinsor5335
    @joeywinsor5335 10 місяців тому +13

    My toddler and I loved this video (for different reasons though 😂). I was lulled into a false sense of hope by the beginning of the book and then was feeling the pain by the end. My toddler, however, loved it. She sat enthralled with her toy spinosaurus and yelled happily when she saw dinosaurs she knew. “Sauropod!” “Triceratops!” “A spinosaurus! Just like my own! Spinosaurus had sharp teeth and a long tail!”
    Thank you for enduring the pain, Clint.

  • @maggiee3601
    @maggiee3601 9 місяців тому +22

    my friend's daughter came over with a list of books to get from a school fair and I saw these books mentioned. She had them circled as something to get and I told her about these videos and advised her not to waste her money on them, so while you hate having to read these books, at least you are doing good at preventing some young kids from getting incorrect information. Also Happy Dinosaur December.

    • @eIcucuy
      @eIcucuy 9 місяців тому +2

      The books are good, it’s just the author makes the weakest animals beat the strongest ones

    • @arthurvalencia3982
      @arthurvalencia3982 3 місяці тому +1

      @@eIcucuy no the books are NOT good, they are bad writing, and occasional misinformation, the only thing they have to offer is just a collection of illustrations and pictures collected, otherwise its literally trash, any simpleton could clusterfugg a book like this easy, whipping it up with google and copy and paste, and im sure an AI could do the job these books did better! ( im pretty sure these guys mentioned that in a previous video.)

    • @eIcucuy
      @eIcucuy 3 місяці тому

      @@arthurvalencia3982 well I mean some of them are literally over a decade old so ofc there’s probably gonna be some misinformation

    • @arthurvalencia3982
      @arthurvalencia3982 3 місяці тому +1

      @@eIcucuy there should be no "of course" to your whole explaination sir, this is dishonorable in the world of literature and publishing.

    • @eIcucuy
      @eIcucuy 3 місяці тому

      @@arthurvalencia3982 cry about it little man

  • @bernardjosephwilliamsiv4760
    @bernardjosephwilliamsiv4760 10 місяців тому +34

    Watching your channel with my kids is always a blast thanks clint!

  • @AndrianTimeswift
    @AndrianTimeswift 9 місяців тому +15

    This was easily the best of the books so far. Most of the information was accurate and most of the fights had reasonable outcomes. It was not nearly so painful as the Ultimate Ocean Rumble. The decision to represent Spinosaurus as speedy was odd, but the focus on T. rex intelligence was a pleasant surprise. The last two fights were ridiculous, but not nearly so ridiculous as the sea turtle and orca losing to the man o' war.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 4 місяці тому

      I would argue the reptile one is well ahead of this.
      Yeah, the chuckwalla boulder thing was absurd, but this has just a strong of dumb things.
      But I am pretty sure the ocean one was written by a seven year old.

  • @corvid...
    @corvid... 10 місяців тому +21

    Oh boy... This is why I couldn't sleep well.. somehow I knew that Clint would be dropping this video. I'm so excited to watch this ! 😅

    • @nathanielreichert4638
      @nathanielreichert4638 10 місяців тому

      Who do you think is gonna win the jungle rumble vs who should win the jungle rumble?

  • @skepticowl7417
    @skepticowl7417 9 місяців тому +6

    With the ridiculousness of these books, I was expecting micropachyceplalosaurus to pull a RULES OF NATURE !!! on supersaurus

  • @goosebox9064
    @goosebox9064 5 місяців тому +2

    I don’t like how everyone just factors in the spinosaurus’ jaw, instead of those massive forelimbs with massive claws that would do far more damage and would put the spinosaurus at less risk than the mouth would

  • @Hern_
    @Hern_ 10 місяців тому +9

    i would love to see clint take the book's advice and make his own ultimate rumble book with more interesting animals and more realistic, even matches

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 дні тому

    Okay, supersaurus vs micropachycephalosaurus was hilarious. The micropachycephalosaurus was indeed thick headed to go into that fight to begin with...

  • @sharkinajar1984
    @sharkinajar1984 9 місяців тому +2

    T-Rex stands no chance against a chuckwalla. Chuckwalla is too small for the t-rex, the chuckwalla bites the t-rex's little toe and it dies.

  • @BlackDouglas1000
    @BlackDouglas1000 10 місяців тому +13

    Thank you for sharing your pain. If it helps, if Ceratopsians are herd animals it may be instinctive for it to form a defensive perimeter with its herd mates like wild cattle do. When caught alone, it may not realize its flank is open immediately and fail to turn in time to stop an attack.
    Clearly these books suffer from the same writing problem of most modern media. It is made to be flashy but don't use too many words so you don't over burden the reader. In my youth books about dinosaurs were packed with information and excellent art work. I will say the T. Rex back story was a nice touch.

  • @xenon_l_mckeeth
    @xenon_l_mckeeth 10 місяців тому +6

    Ultimate fight: Clint vs. kids' book! Anyways, great video; I love your stuff! You taught me a lot about zoology which is one of my favorite subjects.

  • @polarberri
    @polarberri 9 місяців тому +6

    Your color commentary and reactions as the book devolves are just so entertaining! With lots of education sprinkled in too. Sorry for your sanity, but I'm excited to watch the next installment!

  • @brfisher1123
    @brfisher1123 10 місяців тому +9

    You should do a phylogeny video of all of the dinosaurs as a whole, all of the theropods (might favorite dinosaurian clade) as well as the entire clade of the birds!
    I’ve been fascinated with the dinosaurs since I was 11 when I first learned about the ties that birds have with them! 🦖 🦅

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +10

      We did one of those last year, one is coming later this month, and I'm working on the birds, but it will take me a bit.

  • @eddominates
    @eddominates 9 місяців тому +1

    the sauropods win by yeeting those puny dinosaurs into oblivion with their tails, every time. you don't get close to an angry sauropod without getting whipped or stomped. there's just no way.

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live 9 місяців тому +5

    Can't wait for the video on Spinosaurus. Probably one of the most controversial dinosaurs when it comes to how it looked and lived

  • @HomeSlice97
    @HomeSlice97 9 місяців тому +4

    The authors probably felt like they needed to “subvert expectations” by not having Tyrannosaurus win

  • @kimpanther5110
    @kimpanther5110 10 місяців тому +13

    I have never clicked so fast 😂
    Besides phylogenies, this is my favorite series!

    • @Zerzayar
      @Zerzayar 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm still confusing everyone that whales *are* in fact fish. 😂

  • @dominiklehn2866
    @dominiklehn2866 2 місяці тому

    I love how they had to make Spinosaurus jaw so much wider in the victory pictures so it doesnt look totally ridiculous that it wins

  • @ymeyers6225
    @ymeyers6225 10 місяців тому +6

    I’m so curious what Clint has to say about Spinosaurus. Happy Dinosaur December!

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +6

      Entire video coming!

    • @therongjr
      @therongjr 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ClintsReptilesBut it was definitely venomous, right? 😂

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +3

      At this point there's no denying it.

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 Місяць тому +1

    12:46 But man imagine if those huge therapods were also venomous lol. That just wouldn't be fair

  • @kylefriend6391
    @kylefriend6391 10 місяців тому +5

    Dinosaur Decemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Truly the most wonderful time of the year ❤

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 9 місяців тому +2

    I like how this book repeatedly describes ceratopsians as slow turning and clumsy, yet the opposite was most likely true. Ceratopsians have front legs that are a bit more splayed out than their back legs, which made them really good at turning on a dime.

  • @calibadgerdude6082
    @calibadgerdude6082 9 місяців тому +3

    I’ve actually considered the T-Rex/Orca comparison before myself. There’s a surprising number of parallels when comparing them to their rivals. They both have considerably stronger jaws than their closest competitors, massive weight advantage, very well developed senses, and (according to the most recent research) a high degree of intelligence. There’s even pretty solid theories that T-Rex lived and hunted in familial groups as opposed to being solitary predators. They both just have overwhelming advantages against any other contemporary animal in their environment.

  • @VilcxjoVakero
    @VilcxjoVakero 2 місяці тому

    'Speed Beats Horns' is the official motto of my driving academy

  • @lionessoftor4139
    @lionessoftor4139 9 місяців тому +6

    I think we all agree Clint is one of are favorite Reptile UA-camr's. Ankylosaurus is one of my favorite Dinos! And while it may be considered overrated by some T-Rex are also pretty stinkin' rad and are a solid 2nd place for me. I also love the controversy in the Dino fandom (academia 1st and foremost) about Spinosaurus and would not be surprised at all if someone writes an academic paper on Spinosaurus venom.

    • @eIcucuy
      @eIcucuy 9 місяців тому

      Spinosaurus should’ve lost in round 1 or 2, giga should’ve beat Rex, if it didn’t, then Rex should’ve one shotted spino

  • @Timotheus02
    @Timotheus02 9 місяців тому +2

    The perfect trilogy doesn't exis...
    Finally the third entry, thank you for suffering through these.

  • @zaydenaries
    @zaydenaries 9 місяців тому +6

    Like a T-Rex, I NEED to see more of these reactions!😆

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 місяці тому +1

    What's that? OH MY GOD IT'S A CHUCKWALLA IN A SCUBA!

  • @juliebutler1086
    @juliebutler1086 10 місяців тому +4

    So, today I learned that Clint seems to handle reading these books much better when he has a couple of emotional support dinosaurs on his desk. Although he did continue to express some disapproval with the outcomes of a lot of the matches, he appeared to remain far less agitated while reading this book in comparison to the previous books. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gargwinvinesnake6961
    @gargwinvinesnake6961 9 місяців тому +1

    I am the new librarian in my school. I moved all of these VS books to the fiction section after your reviews.

  • @ashleysimms4972
    @ashleysimms4972 10 місяців тому +7

    On the positive side Clint....you have saved many of us from buying these books. They are available at all the local book fairs and now we no to just pass on by😂

  • @coral4826
    @coral4826 9 місяців тому +2

    My UA-cam recommendations are doing me right today. Just watched the first 2 to find this one released today. Ready for the nonsense!

  • @gauchegreyhound
    @gauchegreyhound 10 місяців тому +8

    Clint should write his own "who would win" book 😂

  • @sorrenblitz805
    @sorrenblitz805 2 місяці тому

    Ankylosaurus and Utahraptor is like putting an angry Cassowary up against an Armored War-Bison.

  • @heathersurprise3381
    @heathersurprise3381 10 місяців тому +7

    I love dinosaur December!!!🦖🦕

  • @tunakann7629
    @tunakann7629 10 місяців тому +1

    It's finally dinosaur December!! I've been so excited!

  • @bennettssciencechannel2563
    @bennettssciencechannel2563 9 місяців тому +1

    I cannot believe that Supersaurus didn't win, I lost as many braincells as you...

  • @deed5811
    @deed5811 10 місяців тому +8

    I'm going to be disappointed if the chuckwalla doesn't win. 🤭

    • @zacg_
      @zacg_ 10 місяців тому +3

      It's alive today so it basically did. Not only does it use weapons to fight snakes but it was able to outsmart the dinosaurs by being alive now. There is no end to their cunning.

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 9 місяців тому

      ​@@zacg_damn, they're so smart that they simply existed better 💀

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner 9 місяців тому +2

    I haven't watched this yet, but my prediction going in is two-fold:
    1) There's going to be many non-dinosaurs
    2) The info is going to be very outdated
    EDIT: I was pleasantly surprised about no pterosaurs!

  • @strykerx2461
    @strykerx2461 10 місяців тому +4

    What a wonderful way to start dinosaur December
    😂😂

  • @SwampedThing-sd8vf
    @SwampedThing-sd8vf 4 місяці тому

    The fury in which this man slaps this book every time he gestures is amazing. Every stupid answer is whittling away at his will to not maul the paper

  • @wendydomino
    @wendydomino 9 місяців тому +1

    There were even dinosaurs on the sauropod side of the split that were still bipedal for a bit

  • @margodphd
    @margodphd 10 місяців тому +4

    Clint's dark blue shirt is glitching. Does that mean...?
    Is this still fleshbag Clint? Or did AI Clint steal the sponsorship?
    Clint, blink three times if You are held against Your will.

  • @Baryonx390
    @Baryonx390 9 місяців тому +1

    Its so interesting to see you use a bunch of jwe2 screenshots!

  • @devinerwin4842
    @devinerwin4842 10 місяців тому +8

    So, I have some thoughts. I first wanted to ask for a referee to review the spinosaurus round one fight. It was clearly a violation of the ouch! Rule. But in further investigation I discovered that the Ultimate Dinosaur Rumble was published January 1st 2019. This is relevant because what we know of the Ouch! Rule came from the Ultimate Ocean Rumble, published September 1st, 2020. So I now hypothesis that the Ouch! Rule was introduced at some point between these two dates. While I could not find a published statement from the Ultimate Rumble governing body declaring the rule change, I have to assume this is what happened and Spinosaurus is the rightfully victor.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  10 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for shedding so much greatly needed light on the subject!

    • @nathanielreichert4638
      @nathanielreichert4638 10 місяців тому +2

      You mean the “ouch”! Rule being if an animal says “ouch”! It is akin to a declaration of forfeiture?

  • @Pizzapockett
    @Pizzapockett Місяць тому +1

    Aw yes, the ceratops, completely unable to turn around and be aware of their surroundings. Common knowledge clearly

  • @moukidelmar
    @moukidelmar 10 місяців тому +36

    Rex vs Spino largely depends on WHERE they fought. On land, it's the Rex all day, but if they fought in water, I'd give it to the spino, because it could drown the rex. Nothing kills Supersaurus full grown, but if any dino had a CHANCE to do it, T-rex would probably have the best shot. But realistically, the animals MOST likely to beat a rex in a fight were animals it actually encountered in life like Triceratops and Ankylosaurus. They evolved alongside the rex, so they are the best prepared to deal with it

    • @MegaA77777
      @MegaA77777 10 місяців тому +13

      New research shows that T-Rex was actually a very decent swimmer, so even in water fight could turn out to not be easy.

    • @gildatheplant
      @gildatheplant 10 місяців тому +7

      Ankylosaurus would've been able to take down most of the predators on this list because their clubs could easily break a predator's leg- a broken leg is pretty much a death sentence for a predator. Despite being a lot dumber than a t-rex, it'd probably survive most encounters.

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock 10 місяців тому

      Sorry but no.
      There is actually zero evidence that triceratops actually used its horns for predator defense. There are zero trex fossils with any scratches or marks caused by a triceratops horn. It is entirely possible that triceratops only used its horns for intraspecies combat. Fighting over mating rights or territory, etc. As evident by the fact that all of the adult triceratops skulls we have show many scratches caused by other triceratops horns.
      As far as ankylosaurus, it's much the same story. The tail was very inflexible, only able to swing 45 degrees to either side. Meaning if it used its club for defense against a trex, the trex would have to be directly behind it to get kit, and that isn't going to be likely. And again, there are no trex fossils showing any kind of damage from ankylosaurus clubs. But Ankylosaurus fossils do show damage from other ankylosaurus clubs.
      I'm not saying that it is impossible or never happened, but there is no evidence for it, so we really can't say that it happened.

    • @joost1120
      @joost1120 10 місяців тому

      @@KurNorock Don't we have Trike fossils with healed T-Rex bite marks on the horns? This would imply that it used it's horns to defend itself from T-Rex predation.

    • @miquelescribanoivars5049
      @miquelescribanoivars5049 10 місяців тому +17

      ​@@KurNorockWe had multiple evidence of Triceratops with healed pathologies in the horn and skull that suggest they survived getting bitten in the face by a rex. There are also some evidence for pathologies on rex and Tarbosaurus tibia consistent with damage by Ankylosaur tailclubs and even one rex with a possible puncture wound with a conveniently rounded shape 😅
      Given how scrappy the fossil record is, we shouldn't be all that surprissed that we don't have much or any evidence of a behaviour we know Dinosaurs certainly engaged in, for instance a recent paper described Theropod bitemarks in Sauropod bones in the Morrison Formation, in spite of them being quite frequent (about 13% of all individuals) none showed signs of healing, based on those results, the authors could had came to the conclussion that Theropods were not actively hunting Sauropods but instead, since the majority of feeding traces were found in sudadults and adults, they considered much more likely that Theropods were hunting younger Sauropods much more often but since those are rarely preserved due to taphonomy, little evidence remains.
      Likewise the chances of finding evidence of succesfull defense by prey on Theropods are quite low, we have some like the possible thagomizer wound in an Allosaurus pelvis and the aformentioned pathologies in Tyrannosaurid shinbones, but given the incompleteness of the fossil record we shouldn't expect to find all that much.
      (Also consider that Ceratopsids deffensive horn wounds would had likely been mostly inflicted on a Tyrannosaurid chest cavity, were there's very little bone)
      Finally consider that among living horned animals, the pressence of large horns in both sexes is often found in species which are prone to use them deffensively (rhinoceros, bovines, hippotragine antelopes...), and that while there was quite a lot of inter and intraspecific variation, there is no clear indication of a marked sexual dimorphism. Same with Thyrophoran osteoderms and tail weaponary.

  • @Ghiaccio515
    @Ghiaccio515 2 місяці тому +1

    32:00 Freakysaurus

  • @enterthehat
    @enterthehat 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh it's far from over. I think there's quite a good many of these. Because when I looked them up on Amazon, I found so many other than the three you did.

  • @heidiwagner2284
    @heidiwagner2284 10 місяців тому +5

    I love these books. So scientifically accurate!

  • @Tarasaurus13
    @Tarasaurus13 3 місяці тому

    Omg the photo at 5:01 was in a book i had as a child, i used it sooo much, i loved how nice the photos were in it, i even tried drawing some from it when i was young

  • @magnuslunzer2335
    @magnuslunzer2335 9 місяців тому +1

    if this book is over 20 years old, it could actually be that spinosaurus beats a t rex

  • @FragmentOffline
    @FragmentOffline 8 місяців тому +2

    I never knew Megalosaurus just meant "big lizard," lol. If you think "big lizard" cares about the paying customer, I've got news for you buddy.

  • @jeffreywickens3379
    @jeffreywickens3379 5 місяців тому

    Clint Laidlaw is the only presenter in the universe, who I don't fast-forward through his commercials. Clint is THE COOLEST.

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 9 місяців тому +3

    Was surprised by how hard Clint undersold Utahraptor, they're only a little smaller than ankylosaurus, and measurements for it are almost always done at the hip, which is... really strange, because there's a lot more dinosaur up past the hip. Utahraptors were huge.

    • @ClintsReptiles
      @ClintsReptiles  9 місяців тому +6

      In length they were similar in size to Ankylosaurus. In mass, they weren't even close. Utahraptor is a huge Dromaeosaurid, but Dromaeosaurids were not big dinosaurs.

    • @ciragoettig1229
      @ciragoettig1229 9 місяців тому +1

      wiki quotes up to 1/2 ton, and more likely 350 kg for Utahraptor, with like 5 citations. For ankylosaurus, 2 authors are quoted as with estimates of 4.78t for the *smallest* known specimen, and almost 8t for the largest.
      Soo, that's at least like 10x and up to 20x bigger by mass! yeah, that's not remotely close. @@ClintsReptiles

  • @epmanthemantaray6263
    @epmanthemantaray6263 9 місяців тому

    The final battle is the Wikipedia definition of PAIN

  • @darklordofsword
    @darklordofsword 9 місяців тому +1

    These books are why the aliens won't talk to us.

  • @May-or-May-not
    @May-or-May-not 9 місяців тому +1

    The silence after T-Rex magically flips ankylosaurus is just amazing 😂