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  • @johnread-jones9846
    @johnread-jones9846 6 років тому +3610

    I have an IQ of 167.
    Do I boast about it all the time? No.
    Because I cheated in the IQ test, the TRUE way to prevail!

    • @katherinegriffin
      @katherinegriffin 6 років тому +63

      YES!

    • @kaz2739
      @kaz2739 6 років тому +1

      Nice one

    • @bobharmon8834
      @bobharmon8834 6 років тому +1

      Eye queue ************ peasants

    • @jibbajabba
      @jibbajabba 6 років тому +58

      thats how i got an IQ score of 2 took me three tries to get it that high

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 6 років тому +31

      If ya ain't cheatin ya ain't tryin

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  7 років тому +2223

    I know "fast is a verb" might *sound* stupid, but I assure you, people fast all the time.

    • @lydiascullin6424
      @lydiascullin6424 7 років тому +136

      Sorrow TV people can't fast all the time they can slow all the time people are slow
      I have a higher iq than mount Everest

    • @haven4304
      @haven4304 7 років тому +167

      To those wondering, fast, or fasting, is a thing you do where you abstain from eating something, or just eating and drinking, usually for religious purpose. Muslim often does that in ramadhan month.

    • @IconInHimself
      @IconInHimself 7 років тому +31

      Sorrow TV finally someone who can comprehend the idea of English linguistics, society needs more organisms that think outside the box, such as you.

    • @krrr.4902
      @krrr.4902 7 років тому +17

      Dear Sorrow TV, I want you to let you know I think you're a very funny person, but sometimes I don't laugh with your videos. Have you ever seen a freshly opened live oyster when you squeeze a lime into the shell? That's what I feel like if I imagine for a second that the people in your videos are real. I'm just addicted to the cringe.

    • @jacorp7476
      @jacorp7476 7 років тому +34

      The act of fasting is where we get the term "breakfast" for the first meal of the day because it was the first time in the morning one could "break" their fasting after sunrise. WORSHIP MY INTELLIGENCE ALL OF YOU MEEKLINGS WHO CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTRICACY OF THE MACINATIONS OF MY MIND, WHICH ARE AN ENIGMA...

  • @MrBonebus
    @MrBonebus 6 років тому +637

    There is a reason stephen hawkings said "the more you mention your iq the lower it gets."

    • @yvyrose195
      @yvyrose195 6 років тому +7

      Good quote.

    • @Buster_Blader322
      @Buster_Blader322 6 років тому +3

      Got u to 69 likes btw

    • @thesh657
      @thesh657 6 років тому +11

      If I remember correctly, he had also stated that people who bragged about their IQ were all losers, and gosh, was he spot-on!

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 6 років тому +1

      @@bill_the_butcher woosh? No. I'm being rude, it isn't.

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 5 років тому +7

      He also made a dick joke in a comedy show, so he is in fact a genius!

  • @nellfromhell7192
    @nellfromhell7192 5 років тому +2593

    Word of the day:
    Sophomaniac
    -one who has deluded themselves into believing they are a genius

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 5 років тому +187

      I dOn'T nEeD tHe DeFiNiTiOn. i HaVe A 1,000 pOiNt Iq. i LiKe To ShOvE cAlCuLuS tExTbOoKs Up My AsS.

    • @cianmoran824
      @cianmoran824 5 років тому +88

      @@TheFunniBaconMan HA. YOU HAVE 1,000 IQ?? PEASANT. I HAVE 5930583 IQ AND I LOVE TO FUCK GEOMETRY COPIES!!

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 4 роки тому +10

      TheGamingBaconator 😂😂😂 i love this

    • @pilotpuntastic6513
      @pilotpuntastic6513 4 роки тому +46

      @@cianmoran824 HA you have an IQ of 5930585? You absolute pleb My IQ is at least the price of a taco bell quesarrito with extra guacamole and i love swallowing kindles full of audio books about dinosaurs and trains.

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 роки тому +16

      @@pilotpuntastic6513 r/vore_irl

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  7 років тому +1239

    Sorry about the re-upload. Enjoy the same exact video, but with all the music played at 95%.

    • @Kryanide
      @Kryanide 7 років тому +26

      Sorrow TV what if I wanted my ears destroyed?

    • @Gio-kv9hk
      @Gio-kv9hk 7 років тому

      Sorrow TV that's spicy

    • @jamesanderson9616
      @jamesanderson9616 7 років тому

      Well

    • @Mr_Snow
      @Mr_Snow 7 років тому +1

      You were the chosen one

    • @benfinley3643
      @benfinley3643 7 років тому

      Very smart
      If you get my drift

  • @chubbypapaya
    @chubbypapaya 6 років тому +4430

    These people have nothing on me dude
    I have an IQ of -285
    Idk what that little line at the front means but it's a big number

    • @TheSpicyFalafel
      @TheSpicyFalafel 6 років тому +167

      Jack Ford underrated comment

    • @mat-yw6mp
      @mat-yw6mp 6 років тому +11

      Spicy Falafel the video came out 9 months ago lol

    • @TheSpicyFalafel
      @TheSpicyFalafel 6 років тому +8

      Teteuzin Br yeah but the comment was only 4 days ago

    • @mat-yw6mp
      @mat-yw6mp 6 років тому +5

      Spicy Falafel true

    • @datboi7535
      @datboi7535 6 років тому +40

      You have the intelligence of a god, I bow down to you.

  • @SirFroge
    @SirFroge 7 років тому +6269

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sorrow TV

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 років тому +311

      I don't know, let me ask my graphing calculator.

    • @cephguardianunit
      @cephguardianunit 7 років тому +183

      Syntax error

    • @ryantacy9778
      @ryantacy9778 7 років тому +44

      Man ive never met these people or anyone like them and thank sweet baby jesus for that what atrocious personalities

    • @wanyekest5766
      @wanyekest5766 7 років тому +37

      Tell me Sir Froge, do you watch Rick and Morty?

    • @amby-mo3vk
      @amby-mo3vk 7 років тому +14

      Yes I have a Sorrow TV tattoo, and no you cannot see it.

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 5 років тому +949

    Most of these are even funnier when you realize the person is usually wrong about the thing they're trying to be a know it all about. Like the person who called the sun a ball of gas instead of plasma or the person who apparently wrongfully explained for 10 minutes that it's impossible to divide by zero.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому +149

      Corrupted Archangel I dont see why it takes ten minutes to explain “because it breaks math”

    • @Wolf_Larsen
      @Wolf_Larsen 5 років тому +89

      In Germany, they say "Einbildung ist auch 'ne Bildung". It does describe these people to a T.
      Roughly translated, it means 'delusions are like an education (to some people)'.
      Something along those lines.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому +22

      Wouldn’t want to be on their team on trivia night!

    • @LeviathanSushi
      @LeviathanSushi 5 років тому +61

      I'm garbage at math, but to my knowledge, you can't divide by zero because zero is nothing and dividing by nothing doesn't make any sense.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому +64

      Austin Trashman You can’t divide anything by 0. For example, If you divide 5 by 1 you still get x because you can fit 1 into 5 exactly 5 times. if you divide by 0 you’re saying how many times can 0 fit into 5 which doesn’t work since even adding infinite 0s would never go any more or less than 0.

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +3848

    Ok but the Sheldon impression when you said “football” was scarily accurate I am shaking

  • @YorkerYeti
    @YorkerYeti 7 років тому +716

    8:17 He's done it. He actually wrote a genuine Big Bang Theory joke. It's scary how on point the punchline was.

    • @notplayboicactus5700
      @notplayboicactus5700 7 років тому +90

      Heitzer why did he really sound like Sheldon tho lmao

    • @kevinhawkins940
      @kevinhawkins940 7 років тому +15

      Heitzer
      bamboozle

    • @Yuli-xk1lr
      @Yuli-xk1lr 7 років тому +44

      Kevin Hawkins bojangles

    • @felixknight8211
      @felixknight8211 7 років тому +33

      it was surreal watching how good it was hahaha

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 років тому +11

      BOJANGLES
      And I could totally see them doing this as a joke.

  • @bn444
    @bn444 6 років тому +393

    The lock one really got me.
    The guy literally bragged about going caveman on a lock; instead of using a portable, hassle-free encyclopedia.

    • @spoony8485
      @spoony8485 5 років тому +14

      “I’m better than everyone because I took 3 hours to do something that a ‘normal’ person can do in 2 minutes!”

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 5 років тому +4

      Eh, some people don't learn well by reading and so visual/interactive is a much better way of learning. It's like when you're in class and you dismantle the pen to see the parts, reading about pen mechanics would be boring lol.

    • @vulpezerdavulcan9055
      @vulpezerdavulcan9055 5 років тому +16

      “I’m so smart that I refuse to utilize any of the information that the entire rest of the world has already discovered and compiled for my convenience”

    • @patrickshields6954
      @patrickshields6954 5 років тому +3

      I'm certain he didn't even figure out how it works and googled it later.

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +1

      Brandon N it’s literally smarter to go look on google instead of fucking opening it??? wouldnt you have to google how to open a safe lock???

  • @Honnii
    @Honnii 5 років тому +1333

    imagine trying to be smart but you say "fastest" instead of "faster"

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 5 років тому +6

      Honnii I’m late. But nice animations

    • @sappho1887
      @sappho1887 5 років тому +22

      @Fucking grass think they're a he - said bad 'son'. Not sure why that matters, but yh

    • @Ubersnuber
      @Ubersnuber 4 роки тому +33

      Fucking grass I love to fast my bicycle.
      See? It works!
      ....
      Clap, damnit!

    • @hewhomainsness9189
      @hewhomainsness9189 4 роки тому +10

      grammar mean smart and me have good grammer so me smart

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 4 роки тому +48

      Are we all gonna ignore the fact that he said FAST IS A VERB

  • @sifeeyyaboi4203
    @sifeeyyaboi4203 6 років тому +763

    YOUR SHELDON IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD I GOT SO CONFUSED

  • @TheC4ti3
    @TheC4ti3 6 років тому +251

    As an English teacher, I can confirm that “fast” is indeed a verb... when used as a way to say “abstaining from food.”

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 роки тому +1

      Most people use fast as an adjective though

    • @TheC4ti3
      @TheC4ti3 3 роки тому +10

      Yes. Both a verb and an adjective!

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheC4ti3 as a logophile, it stuns me that people forget that we use words in multiple ways

  • @levinfront
    @levinfront 7 років тому +555

    "Ill show you more enchanting classical tunes." *PLAYS GUCCI GANG*

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 7 років тому +20

      BabySquirel Mc relevant profile pic

    • @DonutMaster56
      @DonutMaster56 7 років тому +2

      I like classical and other stuff.
      Most pop is trash. But aside from that, modern music is good.

    • @rainbowduck4875
      @rainbowduck4875 7 років тому +1

      I was thinking about gucci gang when i read this :|

    • @billyherring9987
      @billyherring9987 7 років тому +1

      Rap and modern pop is very bad music overall.

    • @nemescraft
      @nemescraft 7 років тому +1

      You guys don't know _real_ music, real music is like this:
      Cheeki Breeki Hardbass

  • @Kittygirl23739
    @Kittygirl23739 3 роки тому +429

    I miss you Sorrow.
    I love the voices you do,
    The jokes you make,
    and your singing; I hope you're doing well!

    • @SandyGarnelle
      @SandyGarnelle 2 роки тому +7

      did he pass away? like literally?
      or has he just left yt

    • @FailedReference
      @FailedReference 2 роки тому +48

      @@SandyGarnelle man’s left yt due to personal issues and reasons, and pretty much retired. No other real news about it

    • @SandyGarnelle
      @SandyGarnelle 2 роки тому +9

      @@FailedReference oh okay! Thx 💙💙

  • @andrewramlall3560
    @andrewramlall3560 7 років тому +4951

    Gets one question right on jeopardy

    • @kelbeen
      @kelbeen 7 років тому +173

      And that question is a pop culture one.

    • @chief7033
      @chief7033 7 років тому +81

      then you can understand the complexity of S U C 2 2

    • @a.i.h.b.p677
      @a.i.h.b.p677 7 років тому +26

      Events of: 10/12/1999
      At first, nothing happened. The Four wandered around in their enclosures and talked. It was just as you would expect four people to act if they were trapped behind one-sided mirrors.
      Then, they discovered EXOS-28’s biggest surprise: the interface ports.
      They could link the interface ports in their wrists with the cables we provided them. Soon, that was the only way they talked. They would gather in the central hub and lay on the floor in a circle, with their wrists linked and their eyes unseeing, exploring inner space and probing the limits of each others minds. They would only rouse themselves from this stupor to recharge the EXOS and preform the routine tests we made them take.
      We had thought that the EXOS were a necessary part of the integration process; that a human brain would not be stable for long without a physical component. What we quickly found out was that at least at first, the Four eschewed the EXOS almost completely, opting for fully digital interaction.
      Then came the real shocker.
      When the Four stopped referring to themselves as “I”.

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 7 років тому +4

      Those moments bring the most joy to my heart.

    • @Freaky1347
      @Freaky1347 7 років тому +43

      When you get 1st place in a round of Kahoot

  • @1loveluc1
    @1loveluc1 6 років тому +1471

    6:12 why is a fourth grader and a junior in college on the same homework help video?

    • @spweesh
      @spweesh 6 років тому +208

      They've lost all they consider fun and can only feel complete by telling fourth graders that life will continue to get worse forever

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 6 років тому +117

      @@spweesh That bothered me too, why is a college student picking on a 10 year old lol

    • @Aconitum_napellus
      @Aconitum_napellus 6 років тому +40

      Either a piece of shit or a creepy predator.

    • @CristalianaIvor
      @CristalianaIvor 6 років тому +47

      Or? A predator would be also a piece. Of shit

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 6 років тому +56

      @@anakruger2412 It's quite obvious. That person is a dumbass, which is why he's having such a hard time during his junior year and the only people he can call out on being dumb are people multiple grades below him.

  • @ShaunCloudSwain
    @ShaunCloudSwain 7 років тому +773

    Do you really think we matter? That's deep. Do you think you can match my intelligence? I doubt it. Hotel? Trivago.

  • @KokokazooFF7
    @KokokazooFF7 5 років тому +442

    Smartest person I ever met was a 27 year old pot head that still lived at home and waited tables at a tex mex restaurant. Fucker was a genius. Also really humble and chill

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 роки тому +61

      spillmoreblood
      most people that are actually smart are really humble and don’t brag about their IQ (and IQ doesn’t actually matter so they wouldn’t even mention it)

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 4 роки тому +15

      @@emiliew5553 IQ is old school.

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 роки тому +6

      Gabriel
      yes that was literally my point

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 4 роки тому +27

      I wanna hear more about this guy. Got any examples? Stories?

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +13

      @@emiliew5553 Also, they often say they're very stupid.

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 7 років тому +3205

    That big bang theory impression was _perfect._

  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 років тому +4262

    Wins Kahoot once

  • @ep-kj8wj
    @ep-kj8wj 7 років тому +334

    The most infuriating part is that Big Bang Theory joke could've easily been taken from an actual episode.

    • @TheRampantTragedy
      @TheRampantTragedy 7 років тому +14

      ep There was an episode where Leonard watched a football game with some of Penny's friends and couldn't stop commenting on the game, pointing out very basic aspects of the rules that he'd just finished studying.

    • @squillamsquallace2468
      @squillamsquallace2468 7 років тому +7

      And thus why that show is an insult to nerds and science majors.

  • @CallieYanChanEdits
    @CallieYanChanEdits 5 років тому +370

    For someone who has claimed to have never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory his Sheldon impression is scarily accurate

  • @aoki9952
    @aoki9952 7 років тому +1530

    smart people: “ugh *normal* people watch rick and morty and _e n j o y e d_ it? *me?* i analyse how deep i am”

    • @daskampffredchen
      @daskampffredchen 7 років тому +22

      I also like to see how deep I am and how deep I can go.
      We were talking about the same topic right?

    • @Sizifus
      @Sizifus 7 років тому +23

      Deep in his own ass that is

    • @TheDantheman12121
      @TheDantheman12121 7 років тому +7

      you cannot even spell rik and monty!!

    • @sunnysweet4183
      @sunnysweet4183 7 років тому +9

      But to be fair...

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 років тому +1

      WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

  • @VeritasCalivmeir
    @VeritasCalivmeir 7 років тому +816

    Other people have to type a password to unlock their phone
    *I, BEING THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT I AM, UNLOCK MY PHONE BY SOLVING A SUDOKU PUZZLE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS*

    • @tapwater424
      @tapwater424 7 років тому +19

      Literally drumpf xDD: i am a racist bigot!!!😤😤😤
      Me, 🙌 an intellectual whose vast lexicon radiates ☀☀ like a beacon of knowledge 📙📙over an endless sea💧💧 of ignorance🙈: *pontificates upon the effect of quantum tunneling on DNA*
      if ur not 140+ IQ 🙉🙉😆😂dont even bother responding 😂😂😂😂

    • @axellion9951
      @axellion9951 7 років тому +8

      That’d be counterintuitive, anyone can solve a Sudoku puzzle. Not everyone can guess a random amount of numbers.

    • @axellion9951
      @axellion9951 7 років тому +30

      I sound like fucking idiot.

    • @thatsachecktalking2703
      @thatsachecktalking2703 7 років тому +3

      Axellion yeah, I was about to tell you that OP was trolling.

    • @samieb4712
      @samieb4712 7 років тому

      Yo that's lit how did u get your phone to do that

  • @LeVoideth
    @LeVoideth 6 років тому +286

    okay but are we gonna ignore the fact that sheldon bang theory possessed sorrow tv for the "football" line

  • @AtlanticGiantPumpkin
    @AtlanticGiantPumpkin 5 років тому +209

    That Sheldon impression was so accurate I thought it was the actual show for a second. Holy shit.

  • @TheSonicSegaNerd
    @TheSonicSegaNerd 6 років тому +4809

    My IQ is almost in the DOUBLE DIGITS. 😎

    • @deithil4854
      @deithil4854 6 років тому +331

      The Sonic Sega Nerd u so smart have my kids

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 6 років тому +136

      Positive numbers are the good ones

    • @gustavodelacruz6313
      @gustavodelacruz6313 6 років тому +71

      Must be the extra chromosomes

    • @sero.toniii
      @sero.toniii 6 років тому +18

      Omg I worship u

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 6 років тому +91

      I'm only 12 IQ points away from a double digit IQ count!

  • @annascheite7856
    @annascheite7856 7 років тому +378

    That Big Bang theory bit was so accurate it physically hurt.

  • @serasvictoria6132
    @serasvictoria6132 7 років тому +352

    The "Big Bang Theory level" shit was high quality shit

  • @Jenamphetam1ne
    @Jenamphetam1ne 5 років тому +169

    6:07 why this "college junior" trying to shit on this kid if hes watching the exact same seemingly educational video?!

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 5 років тому +10

      Didnt see it was youtube. Good catch

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +10

      Maybe he went there just to seem superior to little kids?

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe 3 роки тому +7

      @@royalblanket that would be extremely pathetic...

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 3 роки тому +1

      @@blondebimbowannabe Obviously. But he is doing that. Maybe he didn't come to the video for that specific reason. But he is making fun of a kid for needing help with their homework and thinking fourth grade is tough.
      So... Maybe he didn't go to the video to make fun of kids, but he definitely ended up making fun of kids.
      So it's still extremely pathetic. Especially since the only other reason he would have to go there would be because he needs help. From the same video that a fourth grader is using for help. Meaning he is doing fourth grade math in college. And needs help.
      Really, no matter how you think about it, this guy is just really pathetic.
      Hail Sithis.

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 роки тому +3

      yeah if they're a "College Junior" then aren't they supposed to be an adult?, imagine being a 19 year old bashing a little girl's little innocent thought, like how pathetic do you gotta be.

  • @jpegdestroyer
    @jpegdestroyer 6 років тому +1427

    The r/iamverysmart people: I have an IQ of 8
    Other People: wut.
    Me: *turns the 8 sideways* BOOM.
    *AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED*

    • @2350CST
      @2350CST 5 років тому +51

      thespacereaper I was there to confirm. I was the 8.

    • @jpegdestroyer
      @jpegdestroyer 5 років тому +9

      im confused about this

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 років тому +6

      thespacereaper 8 sideways is infinity symbol

    • @2350CST
      @2350CST 5 років тому +20

      ZombossonUA-cam dude you informed him about his own comment

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 років тому +14

      Anton Remandaban can I get wooooshed please end ME

  • @AriaAsacura
    @AriaAsacura 7 років тому +498

    not even gonna lie you could describe that big bang episode scene to me and i'd 100% believe that it was part of a real episode

  • @Samaniehas
    @Samaniehas 7 років тому +358

    “Oh shit, a year was going by this whole time? Fuck, now we gotta start a new one.”
    That’s not just a quote from the video, that’s my literal reaction every time December 31st rolls around.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 7 років тому +3

      Samaniehas :D I STILL didn't realize cause my classes just went on like we would still write 3 class tests tomorrow, spent all holiday sick and travelling and am stressed out af cause of my exams.. someone told me my birthday is in 4 weeks, still not sure about that

  • @sylvanfreckles557
    @sylvanfreckles557 5 років тому +584

    Actually, it would be "who is faster" since you're comparing between two people. "Fastest" is a superlative and is only used for three or more.
    Makes me cringe every time, lol

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому +61

      Grammar nazi-ing a grammar nazi?! This is how you open a black hole people!

    • @vanitaspero1043
      @vanitaspero1043 5 років тому +48

      @@flargarbason1740 That person was a lousy grammar nazi anyway. Didn't even use the correct comparison.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 5 років тому +9

      this comment section is pure gold.

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 роки тому +29

      yeah i’ll never fucking get over that. fast isn’t a verb. in what fucking world is fast a verb?????

    • @kitsunefire1
      @kitsunefire1 4 роки тому +34

      @@emiliew5553 Fasting as a verb means to not eat
      But in this context it doesnt fit

  • @jacobf.6310
    @jacobf.6310 6 років тому +361

    YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE SMART. Unlike these people, I would NEVER flaunt my 147 IQ to anyone, as I doubt anyone under my IQ would even understand the complexity and important of an intellectual such as me. Sigh...

    • @meissmart6678
      @meissmart6678 6 років тому +30

      “I doubt anyone under my IQ would understand *the important* of an intellectual such as me”
      noice

    • @catalystcatastrophe6328
      @catalystcatastrophe6328 6 років тому +5

      pftt i'm not supposed to be laughing why-

    • @MrDingo-kw5wd
      @MrDingo-kw5wd 6 років тому +10

      yay congratulations you found the punch line of the joke *claps*

    • @MrDingo-kw5wd
      @MrDingo-kw5wd 6 років тому +20

      Evil Tides. r/wooosh

    • @porcelainmouse1910
      @porcelainmouse1910 6 років тому +3

      @Evil Tides. r/wooosh

  • @dankdoggo9906
    @dankdoggo9906 7 років тому +679

    2:03 HOLY SHIT FRANK SINATRA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO MAKE A NEW SONG

  • @puffinmaster8
    @puffinmaster8 7 років тому +221

    That " Football " in Sheldon's voice was spot-on my dude.

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 4 роки тому +272

    8:06 he literally wrote a Big Bang theory sketch. This is literally the show.
    bojangles

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 роки тому +5

      ...why do I keep getting inadvertently ridiculed for liking Big Bang Theory?

    • @midoriasakusa
      @midoriasakusa 4 роки тому +4

      @@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 maybe if you werent insecure about having interests you wouldn't feel ridiculed

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 роки тому +5

      @@midoriasakusa It's other people bashing my interests that make me feel insecure in the first place

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 4 роки тому +14

      @@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 I used to like it too but not only does it patronise “nerds” by implying they are all pseudo-pedantic pricks, it makes too much use of canned laughter. That’s also why I can’t watch Friends anymore even though I loved it for most of my life :( but people shouldn’t ridicule taste. That’s just mean

    • @plaaaant
      @plaaaant 4 роки тому +2

      @@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 get better interests ig 🙃

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 6 років тому +445

    PhDs take roughly 7-8 years, so if you start at 17 or 18, 25 is pretty standard if you start right off the bat. Not too impressive.

  • @arxohalk335
    @arxohalk335 5 років тому +282

    "LiKE a pEAckOck!"
    -Sorrow TV, 2018

  • @dlee255
    @dlee255 7 років тому +755

    DO YOU MEAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE???
    *laugh track*
    B O T S W A N A

  • @haliax8149
    @haliax8149 5 років тому +272

    "created by large corporations for the sole purpose of profit!"
    Oh yes, I'm totally going to a board meeting to state that we should no longer focus solely on profits. HAHA

    • @haliax8149
      @haliax8149 5 років тому +3

      Love how the guy's name is Rick.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 роки тому +15

      When has a large corporation ever done something without the sole purpose of profit?

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 4 роки тому +4

      They said they were smart but they forgot about capitalism

    • @glinkler1422
      @glinkler1422 4 роки тому

      I think video games is a good example of this mantra...

  • @5321mc
    @5321mc 7 років тому +389

    Listen. My IQ cannot be measured by earthly numbers. You might think I watch Rick and Morty, but nay. I am at such an elevated intelligence Rick and Morty viewers look like Neanderthals to me. I have transcended this earthly plane. You might be wondering how. How did I become so intelligent? I have one simple answer. Sorrow Tv

    • @drymass9990
      @drymass9990 7 років тому +6

      Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick
      O fuck i feel like a fiddle stick

    • @user-ut7ow4ch6j
      @user-ut7ow4ch6j 7 років тому +13

      Who is sorrow television?? He sounds very sexy

    • @irlywannadie8409
      @irlywannadie8409 7 років тому +6

      I lost it at 'nay'

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 років тому +2

      All glory to Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick.

    • @crusadinalldaylong5591
      @crusadinalldaylong5591 7 років тому +4

      Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick my IQ is i
      Only Rick and Mort fans will understand this joke about something everyone learns in school.

  • @blademadlabs2423
    @blademadlabs2423 6 років тому +297

    The Neild deGrasse Tyson one about armed conflicts was just like, "WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK."

    • @GustafMedF
      @GustafMedF 6 років тому +6

      Blade Madlabs but it's not even true. Some conflicts happened because of plenty of other reasons, like bananas and there was almost a war between Sweden and Russia
      because of the colour of a bridge. Sweden wanted it to be blue and yellow while Russia wanted it to be red, white and blue. The bridge ended up being grey.

    • @GustafMedF
      @GustafMedF 6 років тому +1

      Fernando Jose not exactly.

    • @GustafMedF
      @GustafMedF 6 років тому +1

      Fernando anpther example is Gustav III's Russian war. Everyone and i mean everyone knew it was to boost his popularity at home.

    • @dewadewi308
      @dewadewi308 6 років тому +12

      Gustaf med F r/iamverysmart

    • @GustafMedF
      @GustafMedF 6 років тому +2

      mpie angel i would not call what i was doing on the level on what was featured in the video. My intention was to get my thoughts out. I am in no way more intelligent then any other person and if it seemed like i think that i am smarter than anyone then i apologize. Bit i have done a lot of things before that i know would fit in in r/iamverysmart. I used to be really cringy.

  • @creolebastard881
    @creolebastard881 6 років тому +319

    3:31
    1. It’s spelt “quad”
    2. The phrase is “polyglot”, not qUAdlingual

    • @Yakubian
      @Yakubian 6 років тому +32

      That’s not true aCtUaLly polyglot means speaking multiple languages, quad is also wrong the correct term is quadrilingual

    • @Jessica-ej9dw
      @Jessica-ej9dw 6 років тому

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg i think it is polygot im not sure

    • @MrCALLIGHTMAN
      @MrCALLIGHTMAN 6 років тому +10

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg Very well put, sir, but just one correction. India is a part of Asia. You don't need to call them out individually.

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 6 років тому +18

      Hell, I had an aunt who spoke 16 languages fluently. How much did she brag about that? Well, I didn't even know until after she died....

    • @jaspreetsingh-nr6gr
      @jaspreetsingh-nr6gr 6 років тому

      i swear that was exactly my reaction

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 5 років тому +187

    "fast is a verb"
    I mean.... yeah, but not in that context, buddy.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 6 років тому +262

    3:26 dude: "i have high IQ!"
    Same dude: "qaud lingual"

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 5 років тому +16

      Typos don't make you stupid. But yes he is a stupid asshole.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      ......isn't it 'quad'?

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 4 роки тому +7

      @@randompromises1038 no shit

    • @alexc.1346
      @alexc.1346 4 роки тому +1

      Drogon why is ur pfp ur position on the political compads

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +1

      @@DJsocial7102 yes thank you i wasn't sure if my two little braincells could handle it

  • @ethandubose2152
    @ethandubose2152 6 років тому +595

    honestly they should just rename the subreddit to r/iwatchrick&morty

    • @ethandubose2152
      @ethandubose2152 6 років тому +10

      and at 1:34 the guys name is literally rick

    • @alexmecca6003
      @alexmecca6003 6 років тому +37

      To be fair, 😆😆😩😤you have to have a very high IQ 💯😏🤓😜to understand Rick and Morty. 😤😩💦❤️The humor 🤣😂👍👌is extremely subtle, 👉👌😻and without a solid grasp ✊️💪😫🍆💦of theoretical physics 👁😱😤👀most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 😉😚😌💯👏👉👍There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, ☠️😬☠️😵which is deftly woven into his characterisation 😑🙌😼🥃- his personal philosophy 🤓😎😒😔draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 💯😩🍑🍆💦😫for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 😝😘👌👏🙌💯they have the intellectual capacity 🤓😏👌🤝to truly appreciate the depths 🤔🙀👽🤤of these jokes, 😂🤣😍👐👌to realize that they're not just funny🤔😲😚😁- they say something deep about LIFE. 😓🤔🤤😏🤓😱❤️As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty 👏🙌💯😻😤😩💦truly ARE idiots- 😒🤔🙄🤐of course they wouldn't appreciate, 🙌❤️😾👊for instance, the humour 😹😍🤣in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu🅱️🅱️a Lu🅱️🅱️a Du🅱️ Du🅱️," which itself is a cryptic reference 👀👄🙀🤔to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 😳🤓😝💋🙏I'm smirking😏😏😏😏😏😤🙄 right now just imagining 🤔😑🙄🤣one of those addlepated simpletons 😐😯😑❌scratching their heads in confusion ❓😒🤔😭😓❓as Dan Harmon's 😩🍆💦🍑😤👌👉👌genius ☺️😝🤓😜💯unfolds itself on their television screens. 🙌😆😘😍What fools... how I pity them. 😤😑😂👎 And yes 👍👏🙌😽😻💦❤️by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty👴 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👦😤😫💦tattoo. ❤️👏🙌👍👌💯And no,😖😑😕 you cannot see it. 🚫👊❌🙀🙅‍♂️‼️💯It's for the ladies' 😤😘🍆💦🍑💁☔️😩eyes only👀💋👅💦👍❤️💯- And even they 😜😋😏😽😻have to demonstrate ☝️👏🙌💯that they're within 5 IQ points💯👍❤️👌😘😍 of my own (preferably lower) 😌😤😎🤓beforehand.🍑🍑🍑☔️💯😏🍆💦💯😻😘😍😁❤️💯😤😩😫👏🙌👍👉👌👊

    • @pain-yu2lt
      @pain-yu2lt 6 років тому +4

      Alex Mecca why

    • @alexmecca6003
      @alexmecca6003 6 років тому +1

      Viper woooosh

    • @pain-yu2lt
      @pain-yu2lt 6 років тому +17

      @@alexmecca6003 how is that a fucking woooosh

  • @bengundersen3670
    @bengundersen3670 6 років тому +331

    The dudes on here are close to interchangeable with r/niceguys

    • @gelusvenn5063
      @gelusvenn5063 6 років тому +2

      You say that like many of them aren't the same people.

    • @logankemp4467
      @logankemp4467 6 років тому +3

      Ben Gundersen how to make a iamverysmart ad some nice guy a bit of white knight oh and a bit of complete bull crap and some narcissistic shit

  • @LordPickles03
    @LordPickles03 5 років тому +133

    The "GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW" part had me dead

  • @Slazo
    @Slazo 7 років тому +1440

    clone

  • @phoenix_flame2561
    @phoenix_flame2561 6 років тому +127

    8:18 That was a pretty good Sheldon impression.

    • @kdmrl
      @kdmrl 5 років тому +9

      i thought the same thing, he sounds just like him

  • @kats-haven7879
    @kats-haven7879 6 років тому +189

    *says something completely obvious about life that even a 2nd grader could grasp*
    "IM JUST SUPER SMART OK I CANT EVEN H A N D LE IT"

    • @Dimmary
      @Dimmary 5 років тому +1

      I'm smart because of my experience.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому

      Kats-Haven Then they always flaunt their IQ score like it’s important.
      Even though there are thousands of IQ tests that are completely different and give completely inaccurate scores.

    • @Dimmary
      @Dimmary 5 років тому

      @@flargarbason1740 ikr

  • @simdude1001
    @simdude1001 5 років тому +319

    _woah_
    *_i didn't know intelligence was the main way to solve problems_*

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve 5 років тому +29

      I rely on my sex appeal. Life is very difficult for me.

    • @liver-failure
      @liver-failure 5 років тому

      Joe Mama who are you?

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 4 роки тому

      It is in fallout 1 and 2, but other than that, nope

  • @haarisjamil9517
    @haarisjamil9517 6 років тому +289

    8:19 actually seemed like something straight out of the Big Bang Theory

    • @scbbie
      @scbbie 5 років тому +1

      b o j a n g l e s

  • @OutlawPrince45
    @OutlawPrince45 6 років тому +268

    The sad part is that Neil is really smart... he’s just an ass about it... like, Cosmos is really interesting and I am a big fan of his other shows and lectures but, he really enjoys rubbing it in everyone’s face. “I AM A ASTROPHYSICIST, LOOK AT ME!” It just kills me sometimes...

    • @xenrusxenomorph2268
      @xenrusxenomorph2268 6 років тому +1

      2BearsHigh-Fiving well sometimes that happens

    • @wiskyvet
      @wiskyvet 6 років тому +15

      His quote about armed conflict was pretty dumb. Like, Captain Obvious dumb.

    • @KawakamiTomie
      @KawakamiTomie 6 років тому

      I've got to disagree wholeheartedly with this. I've watched many lectures and interviews by/about him and the vibe I always got was a person who has a strong passion for the sciences, etc... and who loves to educate others.

    • @wilddogspam
      @wilddogspam 6 років тому

      @@wiskyvet armed conflict is like two things in opposition cause a conflict where people arm themselves!!!

    • @MacyPooh196
      @MacyPooh196 6 років тому +2

      He’s only like this on Twitter for some reason. In real life he’s actually a really cool guy.

  • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
    @transbiologistthetransesto7956 4 роки тому +325

    9:07 There's this thing called "simplifying words" and it's when you use more understandable words to make sure your point reaches and is understood by more people.
    You can get technical all you want, but you can't complain about people not understanding when you start spouting bullshit filler words that *sound* complicated.
    Just say what the end goal is and be done with it.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +49

      “I’m requesting you transfer 50cl of dihydrogen monoxide contained within a polyethylene terephthalate chamber, so that I may proceed with my glomerular filtration via process of renal ultrification.”
      “Dude wtf”
      “Just pass me the water bottle I’m thirsty”

    • @КобальтРейген
      @КобальтРейген 4 роки тому +3

      that's some increasingly verbose shit

    • @BleachedBlackSocks
      @BleachedBlackSocks 4 роки тому +6

      OMG A TRANS PERSON! LIKE ME! HELLO FELLOW TRANS HUMAN. WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 4 роки тому +11

      Real genius isn't being smart, it's helping others become smart.

    • @silvialeonsena8859
      @silvialeonsena8859 4 роки тому

      @@fynnla.e dude.....

  • @LubuzzD
    @LubuzzD 5 років тому +116

    4:00 A sentence that long would be a run on sentence, which means it uses incorrect grammar. This means that
    A) You’re not smart
    B) JACKSFILMS will see you on YGS in the next 7 months

    • @squidpile
      @squidpile 5 років тому +4

      At this point, the next YGS will be in 7 years

    • @Nushnark
      @Nushnark 4 роки тому

      @Lubuzz Deawesome
      Or C) It could be a sentence written by a pretentious German.🙃

    • @kitsunefire1
      @kitsunefire1 4 роки тому +2

      Bold of you to assume Mr. JohnsMovies will release YGS in a timely manner

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому

      @@kitsunefire1 .. well, he won't be releasing YGS ever.

  • @thewisewolf768
    @thewisewolf768 6 років тому +114

    Neil boy really does deserve to be on here. I don't even dislike him that much, but holy shit he hurts to listen to sometimes.

  • @user-uk5jl6vt9n
    @user-uk5jl6vt9n 6 років тому +251

    most smart people don't feel the need to flaunt their intelligence like a peacock and make it the core trait of who they are as a person.

    • @null3081
      @null3081 5 років тому +1

      k

    • @Andy-hz2ef
      @Andy-hz2ef 5 років тому +3

      k And they for sure don’t speak in a condescending tone

    • @thenintendocyclops1074
      @thenintendocyclops1074 5 років тому +15

      And from my experience of knowing smart people, they typically don't think they're as smart as they really are
      Or maybe I'm thinking of people who lack self confidence, but still

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish 4 роки тому +6

      Being intelligent - similar to being attractive - is not a personality trait. Nor is being "nice." Nice is default. You're not going above and beyond by being "nice." You're being a decent fucking human being.
      Also, being vegan or doing yoga are also not personality traits. Please stahp. So gross. 🤢
      If you think any of the above are personality traits, you need to take a break from working on those areas of your life, and spend some time fostering an actual personality. Because, if not, I can guarantee you'll remain an absolutely insufferable twat. 👍🏻

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 роки тому

      *_like a peacock_*

  • @thwipthwap8870
    @thwipthwap8870 7 років тому +314

    1:36
    of course that's his name.

  • @blackholecicle8959
    @blackholecicle8959 5 років тому +95

    1:17
    But... The sun isn't made of gas.
    Is a big ol ball of PLASMA

    • @maythegamer1291
      @maythegamer1291 5 років тому +2

      I KNOW RIGHT!?

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 4 роки тому +13

      Plasma and gas, plasma is a state of matter derived from gas.
      In order for fusion to start, you need a massive amount of energy that in this case comes from the giant size of the gas giant, wich increases it's pressure/temperature and starts fusion. Jupiter is often called a failed star because it simply doesn't have enough mass to achieve fusion. Referring to earth as a "speck of dust" is also completely out of context if he was trying to be a smartass and use a more scientific approach, it would be more fitting in a poetic view but in this case it just lacks info and sounds empty.

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 4 роки тому +1

      He meant his head.

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 4 роки тому

      Raphael Sindermann cool

    • @LPreaper
      @LPreaper 4 роки тому

      @@liptonicetea1813 he's Acually explaining it in a way that convinces everyone and teaches us somthing new. Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean anyone that says anything mildly scientific is trying to sound smart

  • @makt4971
    @makt4971 7 років тому +50

    Me: *Tries to calculate number of failures in my life*
    Calculator: 10:46

    • @milktm788
      @milktm788 7 років тому +1

      "I can't count this high!"

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 7 років тому

      Mak T my calculator exloded

  • @dexty112
    @dexty112 7 років тому +211

    *like a peacock*

  • @maximetchoubar2500
    @maximetchoubar2500 7 років тому +61

    im trilangual and i speak russian to prove i am communist. i speak french to prove i am baguette honhonhon. i speak english to communicate properly.

  • @aidsdoh8286
    @aidsdoh8286 5 років тому +183

    "Why are you picking on mike Tyson?"

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +15

      It's Obama you racist!

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 роки тому +14

      @@spiritbx1337 no, that's clearly Tay Zonday

    • @heathstones
      @heathstones 4 роки тому +6

      @@ascendedcat260 Are you serious? That's obviously Shaquille O'Neal.

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 роки тому +5

      Don’t you all know Mr. T when you see him?

    • @juststevoo
      @juststevoo 4 роки тому +4

      @Persephone Muzingeaux Jordan*** it’s Michael Jordan

  • @porassrivastava8242
    @porassrivastava8242 6 років тому +243

    Mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of the cell. Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. It's plural r/iamverysmart

    • @Killmewithfire
      @Killmewithfire 6 років тому +29

      Poras Srivastava The plural is clearly mitochondrianus

    • @anonymousally9783
      @anonymousally9783 6 років тому +53

      I don't know who's going to be r/wooooshed. The comment, the reply, or me.

    • @the.pedbro9605
      @the.pedbro9605 6 років тому +4

      Do you also have a PhD in Darkmaneianiusism?

    • @porassrivastava8242
      @porassrivastava8242 6 років тому

      hi hi hello hello

    • @kukiii6447
      @kukiii6447 6 років тому

      Poras Srivastava that seems pretty carnivorous of u

  • @thejumbaking2424
    @thejumbaking2424 7 років тому +504

    rip filthy frank, ravioli ravioli never forghettioly.

  • @dasutanehineri
    @dasutanehineri 6 років тому +225

    0:08 any topic? Sweet I finally have someone to talk about tentacle hentai to

    • @neonayse8803
      @neonayse8803 5 років тому +4

      Can't wait for someone to talk about a franchise i like with me

    • @Baconator2558
      @Baconator2558 5 років тому +10

      @@R0bert714 R E P E N T

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому

      Baconator2558 repent for what

  • @jg1681
    @jg1681 5 років тому +36

    6:40 this is HILARIOUS! Along with using the wrong "your", this person forgot an apostrophe in "shouldnt" AND forgot a comma between "computer". And that's just the first line of text!

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 5 місяців тому

      Don't forget they incorrectly capitalized "still" too.

  • @Zacharoni_DX
    @Zacharoni_DX 7 років тому +147

    You impersonated most of the cast from The Big Bang Theory pretty well
    I applaud you

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 7 років тому +8

      it was very well done wasnt it... it's so easy to imitate big bang theory writing though, it's like it's a formula with a laugh track

  • @Cublex
    @Cublex 7 років тому +132

    "These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do."
    I'm 14 and failing school and I do that. You don't need to be smart.
    Also, the BBT part is so accurate.

    • @46pi26
      @46pi26 7 років тому +11

      Yeah but I'd say that considering how you actually have at least an ounce of humility, you're probably way smarter than anyone shoved into this subreddit. Or at least you're less insecure. I don't know; you just seem like a better person overall.

    • @whiteclaws6882
      @whiteclaws6882 7 років тому +4

      Don't waste your parent's money on the titanic that is bitcoin and fukin study you dissapointment, jeez, failing school at 14, atleast make it to college

    • @Cublex
      @Cublex 7 років тому +12

      I'm getting it for free via faucets. And I've actually been able to up my grades, and am getting Bs now.

    • @jordana934
      @jordana934 7 років тому +10

      Whiteclaws lol you okay man

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 7 років тому

      Cublex I'd make a bitcoin meme but like it's dead so just good job.

  • @Blobsy_the_Boo
    @Blobsy_the_Boo 6 років тому +89

    "Do you really think we matter?"
    I'm pretty sure I'm entirely matter.

  • @lovesickness1274
    @lovesickness1274 4 роки тому +31

    That Big Bang Theory imitation is so damn accurate it hurts.
    Also: 5:12 "fAsT iS a VeRb" ಠ_ʖಠ

  • @captainasshat3228
    @captainasshat3228 6 років тому +176

    I got a friend who can literally say 123 digits of pi, and got to skip grade 4. Yet he still is a funny, relatable person. He doesn’t run around saying “I AM THE SMARTEST MAN!”

    • @xenrusxenomorph2268
      @xenrusxenomorph2268 6 років тому +15

      ? ? Because social intelligence is strong with this one

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 6 років тому +39

      Sounds like he knows what an ego is and doesn't need to keep it at check because he's ACTUALLY SMART

    • @M_kanpur
      @M_kanpur 6 років тому +15

      What does memorizing a string of numbers have to do with intelligence? Like you could have just said he skipped a grade

    • @gsfs8208
      @gsfs8208 6 років тому +1

      ? ? We can't skip classes in the UK, so most of us who have brilliant brains with great potential like I, are forced to let our brains rot by relearning boring easy stuff we've been covering every year since we were 5.
      This applies to up to primary school especially

    • @gsfs8208
      @gsfs8208 6 років тому +1

      Mohammed Kanpurwala being able to memorise methods, key facts and also being good at remembering things is kinda VITAL to being intelligent

  • @sabrina.h2737
    @sabrina.h2737 6 років тому +150

    I tried thinking once but I got a headache so I don't do it anymore.

    • @catalinad6982
      @catalinad6982 6 років тому +4

      Relatable fam

    • @Baconator2558
      @Baconator2558 5 років тому +7

      Thinking makes my head sad

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому

      Thinking is for the weak!!!

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 5 років тому

      Onyx Angel
      Pro tip: Remove all of the excess weight in your head by removing the outer layers of the brain. Only the juicy center is needed for rudimentary survival instincts.

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 5 років тому

      CKing just cut out the frontal lobe, you can live without it.

  • @alexsm3882
    @alexsm3882 6 років тому +263

    Anyone who brags about being very smart is probably not very smart

    • @xcutestlilkillerx
      @xcutestlilkillerx 6 років тому +29

      Alex SM or they have no other redeeming qualities

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 6 років тому +25

      "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister
      My favorite response to anyone who brag about their IQ online.

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 6 років тому +7

      @@xcutestlilkillerx Beside the fact that you can't really quantify intelligence, why would anyone need to claim to be something if they actually were that thing? I agree, because they have no other redeeming qualities, so they convince themselves that the reason they are a human waste of space is because they are super inteligent. We all know that the guy that brags about being 10 inches long to anyone willing to listen is actually probably the unwilling owner of a micro penis.

    • @ShanteYouStay
      @ShanteYouStay 6 років тому +5

      Reminds me of how President Trump sounds when he bags about his intelligence. lol.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 6 років тому +6

      I mean, they are probably somewhat smart, but they're also assholes

  • @antoniovazquez8644
    @antoniovazquez8644 4 роки тому +45

    The “bojangles” is what killed me

  • @Samuel-xx7wk
    @Samuel-xx7wk 7 років тому +163

    His big bang theory voice impressions are a liiiiiiiiiitle to accurate.

  • @Rose-ef2cm
    @Rose-ef2cm 6 років тому +329

    5:00 fast...isn’t even a verb. It’s still an adverb. At least in the context of what the mom was saying. Bc yes you can “fast”, but that’s different than working fast. Fastest or even faster would still be correct, but then fact that this person tried to seem smart by saying fast was a verb when it isn’t in that context makes me want to punch them more.

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill 6 років тому +22

      A grammar prescriptivist would say that fast is strictly an adjective and its use as an adverb is at best colloquial. I'm not a prescriptivist, of course.

    • @ravioliformuoli2769
      @ravioliformuoli2769 6 років тому +19

      True but if you become a prespectalitivicits which is a very high level tier of a livarletravlequartd state of hydroid atom byronidenemiumbiuinminminain

    • @Rose-ef2cm
      @Rose-ef2cm 6 років тому +1

      rfmerrill
      yea i was referring to fast as in the not eating kind of fast. thats the only way i can think of fast being a verb dfghgvfdbh. but other than that its always an adverb??

    • @Rose-ef2cm
      @Rose-ef2cm 6 років тому

      Static_Image
      Wot

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill 6 років тому +1

      Rose "the car is fast"

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 7 років тому +42

    My biggest criticism of your channel is that once you read something in your sophisticated voice I can never read it normally again.

  • @digilici951
    @digilici951 4 роки тому +33

    10:42 actually there’s something called overflow. Computers and such actually can’t count above a certain point. Said point differs depending on the OS and the age of the device, but this point is a reeeeaaaally big number because it’s stored in binary. Unix is a good example of this; 64 binary digits counting the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It’s expected that it will hit its upper limit long after the universe dies. When a binary number hits its upper limit and is then asked to go beyond that, it loops back around and goes all the way back to zero. That’s called overflow. This can happen the other way around, too, and that’s underflow. So yeah! If you ask a calculator to count high enough, it’ll just say “overflow error.” Of course, there’s no way that any one human person could read that much in their life, so that person is just making shit up.
    Edit: i just iamverysmarted myself, didn’t i. shit.

  • @SharkRainstorm
    @SharkRainstorm 7 років тому +165

    If two grammar nazis are in an argument, they'll never end it because they'll keep on correcting eachother.

    • @suhdude9560
      @suhdude9560 6 років тому +10

      VipVip999 but what if they both have perfect grammar?

    • @SharkRainstorm
      @SharkRainstorm 6 років тому +25

      They will die.

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 6 років тому +7

      And somehow the two become best friends

    • @blazingbuizel7194
      @blazingbuizel7194 6 років тому

      They'd still correct each other

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 6 років тому +7

      Suh Dude
      They would correct sentence structure or something equally/even more petty.

  • @oRyXWallbang
    @oRyXWallbang 7 років тому +998

    My IQ is 45 I get hella succs

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 7 років тому +27

      Noice.

    • @irshazthedude
      @irshazthedude 7 років тому +28

      isaiah rios my iq 3 faze up bith

    • @nailsnailsgoodinbed
      @nailsnailsgoodinbed 7 років тому +6

      😢👏🇺🇲🎆

    • @BigBratMatt
      @BigBratMatt 7 років тому +13

      My iQ is my GPA....1

    • @flayncele
      @flayncele 7 років тому +28

      isaiah rios My IQ is -400. I am the opposite of a Rick and Morty fan. And I can guarantee I get a good succ whenever I want

  • @rohanjeetdas5707
    @rohanjeetdas5707 7 років тому +1348

    I can count to 10.

    • @technic1285
      @technic1285 7 років тому +52

      Rohanjeet Das dam🅱, how?

    • @eduardofreitas8336
      @eduardofreitas8336 7 років тому +68

      Pff showoff.

    • @shleepy...
      @shleepy... 7 років тому +80

      Huh. Doubt it. Iiii’m only 12 and I’m in 9th grade honors math, but I can only count to 6.

    • @DonutMaster56
      @DonutMaster56 7 років тому +20

      Morons. I can count to -1 and I’m a newborn.

    • @GyspyCrusader
      @GyspyCrusader 7 років тому +6

      Rohanjeet Das I can't count to a hundred ideot

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 3 роки тому +11

    Good thing he said "Bojangles" instead of "Bazinga", otherwise that impression could have been copyright-claimed as a genuine episode of Big Bang Theory

  • @amaryllis1826
    @amaryllis1826 7 років тому +205

    "Fast is a verb"
    Fast is a verb
    FUTURE SCIENTIST EVERYONE!

    • @mosspea
      @mosspea 7 років тому +17

      Aura Sky Exactly! It is a verb too, but that's not how the mother used it!

    • @ItsSpies
      @ItsSpies 7 років тому +12

      It should be faster since it's comparing 2 people instead of 3 or more

    • @jammerlammer546
      @jammerlammer546 7 років тому

      +It's Spies Faster is a personal pronoun you amateur

    • @oRyXWallbang
      @oRyXWallbang 7 років тому

      Fast as a bird

    • @amaryllis1826
      @amaryllis1826 7 років тому +2

      Jammer Lammer
      Personal Pronouns you
      each of the pronouns in English ( I, you, he, she, it, we, they, me, him, her, us, and them ) comprising a set that shows contrasts of person, gender, number, and case.
      Congrats you just made me look something up.
      But I don't think faster fits that description, since it's it's not the pronoun itself it's just a comparison between two subjects for example: The falcon is faster than a cheetah.
      Please explain if I truly got it wrong, I'm not good at remembering grammar. I just write stuff down as it comes to my head.

  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 6 років тому +96

    8:10 I lost it when you immitated Raj 😂

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 6 років тому +113

    Dude, you just wrote season 34 of the Big Bang theory

  • @zhongxina8426
    @zhongxina8426 5 років тому +70

    5:12 sooo shouldn't the corrected word be "faster" since you're only comparing two people, the son and the mom..

  • @macchiatosbestfriend9085
    @macchiatosbestfriend9085 6 років тому +72

    This whole video reminds me of the ancient German saying “the issue with people these days is that they exist.”-George Washington + Africa by Toto

  • @tiffanyh629
    @tiffanyh629 7 років тому +64

    7:10
    Graphic artists helps visualize, promote, and simplify science from a 10 hour lecture to a 5 second lesson, you squat.
    They don't waste 5 hrs of someone's life explaining a single concept like the intellects in the video.

    • @slurmitshighlyaddictive5641
      @slurmitshighlyaddictive5641 7 років тому +7

      graphic artist spotted
      my wife is a graphic artist so I get it, fuck those science nerds

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 7 років тому +4

      hey as an aspiring biochemist this triggers me

    • @tiffanyh629
      @tiffanyh629 7 років тому

      Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. 😂

    • @tiffanyh629
      @tiffanyh629 7 років тому

      Slurm its highly addictive nah, med student here xD
      Props to artists bc we can't have our nice diagrams without them

    • @somezsaltz4526
      @somezsaltz4526 7 років тому +1

      TIffany H I feel like people that are named Tiffany are ether really bitchy or a tard... ya you should change your name

  • @rat_mikey
    @rat_mikey 7 років тому +146

    What's the point of being special if you drive away everyone who could ever appreciate it with your ego?

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 7 років тому +16

      MAD HEAD RED how else do you make space for that huge-ass brain of theirs?

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 7 років тому +12

      Eh, good point.

    • @putriscool
      @putriscool 6 років тому +6

      MAD HEAD RED ACTUALLY MY IQ IS 135 AND I AM NOT LIKE THAT I AM TOO INTELLIGENT TO FLAUNT MY INTELLECT IN SUCH A CHILDISH MANNER

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 6 років тому +5

      shit u rite nvm

    • @DemonlordHatty
      @DemonlordHatty 6 років тому

      There are ways where ego can be attractive. These people are just too antisocial to read situations.

  • @Sam-vv4zd
    @Sam-vv4zd 5 років тому +34

    If it takes you ten minutes to explain why you can't divide by zero, you're just not smart, man

  • @UltimateKyuubiFox
    @UltimateKyuubiFox 6 років тому +704

    2:09
    When’s your album dropping, man?

  • @rawrytheaguacate9722
    @rawrytheaguacate9722 6 років тому +131

    Okay but why was that Sheldon impression spot on?

    • @jonasmcclain2134
      @jonasmcclain2134 6 років тому +3

      rawryTHEaguacate lol not just me

    • @dynamix_9568
      @dynamix_9568 6 років тому +5

      rawryTHEaguacate BAGEANGLES

    • @RottenDoctorGonzo
      @RottenDoctorGonzo 6 років тому +1

      It was? Also, I adore your rising inflection? It makes you sound smart? Like my grandpa? Was he racist?

    • @Press_START360
      @Press_START360 6 років тому

      rawryTHEaguacate he secretly IS SHELDON!

    • @SuperGamersGirl
      @SuperGamersGirl 6 років тому

      I had to listen to it three times because I was convinced he just took it from the show

  • @hunterlisle1171
    @hunterlisle1171 7 років тому +78

    2:24
    A *10 minute lecture*
    *10 MINUTES*
    Explaining how you can't take something out of nothing
    Is it really that hard to explain, that it takes you 10 minutes?

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 6 років тому +13

      anything multiplied by zero is zero. by that same reasoning anything divided by zero could be anything. Boom where's my subreddit

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 років тому +2

      No.

    • @SpiceWeazel
      @SpiceWeazel 6 років тому

      redrounin But that’s not...that’s not how it works at all...

  • @jaketimms6272
    @jaketimms6272 5 років тому +70

    Also, my dad has a graphic design degree and still makes six figures 😂

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому +2

      Awesome. I'm legit jealous. What does he do, exactly?

    • @hazardperceptiontest
      @hazardperceptiontest 4 роки тому +9

      @@jaysonklein6018 he does graphic design, obviously

    • @nnoor07
      @nnoor07 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaysonklein6018 he’s an interior designer