Different types of metal screams

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  • Опубліковано 3 тра 2016
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @nyxicsulfur
    @nyxicsulfur 3 роки тому +9265

    Everyone's making memes but no one's appreciating the fact that he can do like every single type of metal scream

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md 2 роки тому +144

      Austin did the last two, but I'm confident Jared can do it too.

    • @springtrap2135
      @springtrap2135 2 роки тому +81

      meaning he can be the vocalist for any metal band he wants and he fit right in

    • @zacharywilliams3631
      @zacharywilliams3631 2 роки тому +11

      I can too lol

    • @skogeniswashed
      @skogeniswashed 2 роки тому +14

      @@zacharywilliams3631 ok buddy

    • @zacharywilliams3631
      @zacharywilliams3631 2 роки тому +5

      @@skogeniswashed deadass brother

  • @justlivin3998
    @justlivin3998 4 роки тому +4123

    0:26 “Most people will have no idea what I just said”

  • @raixxi
    @raixxi Рік тому +934

    I love how he gave no intro. Just gave a small smile and started screaming.

    • @ippotsk
      @ippotsk Рік тому +4

      he also does it here lmao. it's a mood
      ua-cam.com/video/-rzKu8rag8w/v-deo.html

  •  2 роки тому +2821

    0:35 KVLT SCREAM is purely awesome and I still need a full version of it.

  • @thelambsauce9365
    @thelambsauce9365 4 роки тому +3282

    Teacher: what does a pig sound like?
    Middle school Jared: *rEEeEeEeeEe*

    • @luisrosario3781
      @luisrosario3781 4 роки тому +33

      I think Gordon Ramsay has been trying to figure out where you were.

    • @squishy2229
      @squishy2229 3 роки тому +5

      Luis Rosario
      Pretty sure a Slav lion’s been looking for it too.

    • @oliviagroh2186
      @oliviagroh2186 3 роки тому +3

      OMG YES my brothers name is Jared and he does this

    • @senimanbahadur6811
      @senimanbahadur6811 3 роки тому +1

      Oh no
      Dark soul boss music started playing

    • @Hnry-zx5vv
      @Hnry-zx5vv 3 роки тому +4

      @@luisrosario3781 lol , WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUCE !!!!!!!

  • @CrawleonDunger
    @CrawleonDunger 4 роки тому +5834

    No one:
    Old dogs at my neighbour: 0:19

  • @jessechalif2428
    @jessechalif2428 2 роки тому +3873

    0:02 - Randy Blythe (Lamb Of God)
    0:19 - Corpsegrinder (Cannibal Corpse)
    0:35 - Dickie Allen (Infant Annihilator, Scumfuck)
    0:50 - every deathcore vocalist ever
    1:09 - Ben Duerr (Shadow of Intent)
    1:23 - Jens Kidman (Meshuggah)
    1:37 - Adam Warren (Oceano)
    1:57 - Dickie Allen (again)
    2:19 - Alex Terrible (Slaughter To Prevail)

    • @nowahblanco9935
      @nowahblanco9935 2 роки тому +135

      dickie allen does do some pigs squeals and some walrus screams just listen to Unholy Gravebirth

    • @jessechalif2428
      @jessechalif2428 2 роки тому +68

      @@nowahblanco9935 yeah ik i'm a big IA fan, he's just most known for his highs

    • @ABAddonfromHeLL
      @ABAddonfromHeLL 2 роки тому +93

      0:35 more suitable for black metal vocalists. Like Nattefrost, Dead, Ihsahn,etc.

    • @purkisLT
      @purkisLT 2 роки тому +8

      thanks dude 😎🤘🏻

    • @aildne7286
      @aildne7286 2 роки тому +7

      Last one sounds kinda like Thy art is murder

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +714

    "An effective mating call in Mississippi"
    I'm pretty sure it works in all midwest states

  • @alexandero9936
    @alexandero9936 3 роки тому +7493

    Jared: “You must make 3 sacrifices to Satan each week to achieve this”
    Also Jared: *Executes it perfectly*

  • @irrelevant283
    @irrelevant283 4 роки тому +5466

    Girls talk in a higher pitch when they're speaking to someone they like
    Girl talking to me: 0:27

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 роки тому +60

      Guys for me tho... (I'm a girl)

    • @Wiceadon
      @Wiceadon 3 роки тому +170

      2:19 for me

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 3 роки тому +33

      so they turn into a cave troll

    • @GhostCabinet
      @GhostCabinet 3 роки тому +43

      @@kingofdeath9012 nah, cave trolls are the only girls in my league

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 3 роки тому +12

      @@GhostCabinet nobody ever talks to me

  • @NostalgicGame64
    @NostalgicGame64 Рік тому +87

    The way he was jumping while doing the low growl 😭

    • @Mxshrxxmbxy
      @Mxshrxxmbxy 6 місяців тому +4

      It helps!! I’ll just be jumping in place while screaming 😭 idk why it helps

  • @czeprowrestle
    @czeprowrestle Рік тому +44

    The transition from the kvlt scream to the pig squeal was so perfect

  • @wickedraven
    @wickedraven 4 роки тому +5599

    Ok, jokes aside, these are actually pretty cool.

  • @reaporhydra1585
    @reaporhydra1585 7 років тому +3298

    "Writing lyrics for this kind if scream is pointless, most people will have no idea what i just said"

    • @reaporhydra1585
      @reaporhydra1585 7 років тому +21

      of* not if

    • @zainm217
      @zainm217 7 років тому +96

      I guess you are well-versed in undestanding Cave-Troll...

    • @v_rapture_v
      @v_rapture_v 7 років тому +38

      Reapor Hydra Yeah I heard it too, once u have an ear for it it's not that hard as long as the band pronounces the shit lol

    • @diegocasas2350
      @diegocasas2350 7 років тому +5

      Reapor Hydra i finally know the lyrics

    • @reaporhydra1585
      @reaporhydra1585 7 років тому

      zaigham M
      i guess so

  • @_guy_who_likes_to_smoke
    @_guy_who_likes_to_smoke 2 роки тому +32

    This 1:37 is my favorite thing
    I literally got blown away from how Bahasa its sounds

  • @degenerationz9284
    @degenerationz9284 2 роки тому +19

    I love coming back to this video every once in a while.

  • @Ethernet480
    @Ethernet480 5 років тому +2696

    1:08 - someone sipping the last of their coke in the theater when im trying to watch

    • @absurdhero144
      @absurdhero144 4 роки тому +25

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KostisPlayz
      @KostisPlayz 4 роки тому +14

      #Relatable

    • @mozarth
      @mozarth 4 роки тому +1

      Reee

    • @bjplvsut
      @bjplvsut 4 роки тому +22

      Mike Smith you’ve won the comments bro 😂😂

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 4 роки тому +21

      I'm dying of laughter at the moment my sides hurt

  • @joshsteffen
    @joshsteffen 5 років тому +4218

    Austin you rule.

  • @freeman10000
    @freeman10000 2 роки тому +18

    This is definitely more technical and complex than I first thought. Good stuff!

  • @Iamtheone842
    @Iamtheone842 2 роки тому +14

    0:23 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING🤣

  • @Cranjis20
    @Cranjis20 3 роки тому +3315

    “Also an effective mating call in Mississippi”
    As someone from Mississippi-I can confirm

    • @dcbishop7932
      @dcbishop7932 3 роки тому +6

      So can i

    • @ilovemyfrog6648
      @ilovemyfrog6648 3 роки тому +30

      I came from Mississippi and it was amazing, Mississippi grass smells like fresh tide pods because it's Mississippi and I like Mississippi cuz it's Mississippi and Mississippi is a great place I'd have to admit, cuz it's Mississippi

    • @buttlicker5018
      @buttlicker5018 3 роки тому +1

      Mendenhall, probably one of the most country's parts in Mississippi, or polkville

    • @annamariaottaviani5506
      @annamariaottaviani5506 3 роки тому +1

      Not only in mississipi 😁😁😁😁😁

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 2 роки тому +2

      As a Mississippi native, I can NOT confirm.

  • @brutalbrooke3199
    @brutalbrooke3199 3 роки тому +9612

    I learned the "REEEEEEEEEE" when I was just a 10 year old girl...I really liked it lmao

  • @kai1ey
    @kai1ey Рік тому +19

    Gah damn that’s talent right there

  • @izukumidoryia6319
    @izukumidoryia6319 9 місяців тому +9

    I can feel your vocal cords shredding
    I love it

    • @parkourandfreerunning4214
      @parkourandfreerunning4214 Місяць тому

      If you do it correctly it shouldn't hurt, I can't say this for all types of screams tho, but I can fry scream and can continue to do it without damaging my vocal cords

  • @adamg.8419
    @adamg.8419 5 років тому +8053

    0:59 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    im not sorry

    • @mrhyde2016
      @mrhyde2016 5 років тому +281

      Send them to the slaughter house
      BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @billerina5542
      @billerina5542 5 років тому +32

      Thank you.

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 5 років тому +67

      Frank:REEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • @adamg.8419
      @adamg.8419 5 років тому +6

      The Emperor is Naked If you meant the If panic at the disco was metal vid then same

    • @ezassegai4793
      @ezassegai4793 5 років тому +7

      Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @macaryl95
    @macaryl95 3 роки тому +1659

    I love the innocent smile before he begins singing his Satanic music.

  • @evanrayswenson
    @evanrayswenson 2 роки тому +3

    Inhaling when done right can sound great honestly.

  • @kimchic0re
    @kimchic0re Рік тому +6

    This makes him like 100% more badass

  • @grxssly_incandescent2316
    @grxssly_incandescent2316 7 років тому +5746

    The "Low Growl" part
    I guess I speak fluent cave troll then

  • @theafflictionvhs17
    @theafflictionvhs17 5 років тому +1130

    0:00 when your crush catches you staring at her

    • @iTiago98
      @iTiago98 4 роки тому +122

      And then you immidiately proceed to perform a mid scream

    • @Motulekk
      @Motulekk 4 роки тому +2

      @@iTiago98 jajjaajajaj

    • @jerad5993
      @jerad5993 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/yVtH8SdXQF8/v-deo.html

    • @mirfalltkeinnameein4847
      @mirfalltkeinnameein4847 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @rickysaucedo5002
    @rickysaucedo5002 2 роки тому +5

    Austin is super underrated imo as are all of you. Thank you for this content.

  • @Arkangelz87
    @Arkangelz87 Рік тому +9

    Bro... you really earn your likes and subs.
    I was not ready for how awesome this is.
    It's what my souls needs... and a sound-proof room where I can practice. 🖤🖤🖤

  • @djmetaleiro
    @djmetaleiro 8 років тому +5646

    Very fucking nice

    • @migadm3024
      @migadm3024 8 років тому +3

      +Metaleiro - Calone Monteiro Seu cagão

    • @bankow7792
      @bankow7792 8 років тому +2

      +Metaleiro - Calone Monteiro vc aqui?

    • @pedroalmeida6697
      @pedroalmeida6697 8 років тому +3

      metaleiro 💗

    • @migadm3024
      @migadm3024 8 років тому +2

      ***** Pois é aqui que ele plagia as idéias dele

    • @eduardoscardelato1957
      @eduardoscardelato1957 8 років тому

      uau, não sabia que tinha BR aqui kkkk

  • @fabipiano5249
    @fabipiano5249 4 роки тому +1548

    Imagine a horde of people in viking times all doing walrus screams

  • @69inghamsters
    @69inghamsters 9 місяців тому +4

    The Kvlt scream though🔛🔝 😭

  • @thewaffle4797
    @thewaffle4797 2 роки тому +4

    Levels of metal screaming:
    Normal
    Good
    Really good
    Awesome
    Godly
    Ungodly
    CHESTER

  • @andyshistorylessons8278
    @andyshistorylessons8278 4 роки тому +2523

    LOL! 1:37 “IT’S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO INHALE! UNLESS YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING! INHALING CAN REALLY MESS UP YOUR VOICE! AND IT DOESN’T EVEN SOUND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!”

    • @berz1168
      @berz1168 4 роки тому +35

      ok boomer

    • @marcogz6356
      @marcogz6356 4 роки тому +97

      On first viewing I could understand the Mid Growl. On second viewing I could understand the Low Growl. After 5 months I managed to understand the Inhale. With this pace, I expect to understand the Trvue Kvlt and the Tunnel Throat within a year, and the Walrus within two...

    • @emmanueldavid7956
      @emmanueldavid7956 4 роки тому +10

      He is right you know...

    • @andyshistorylessons8278
      @andyshistorylessons8278 4 роки тому

      Pigsy Pighead Pigsy?! As in the pig guy from Rockstar Games’ Manhunt?! And yes, he is right.

    • @emmanueldavid7956
      @emmanueldavid7956 4 роки тому

      @@andyshistorylessons8278 yeah lol

  • @dh_horney418
    @dh_horney418 5 років тому +2699

    The walrus scream literally committed genocide

    • @lilhippie4395
      @lilhippie4395 5 років тому +7

      Fr

    • @mothvile
      @mothvile 4 роки тому +1

      @Caleb Vanderlaan prove it

    • @cobalt._.27
      @cobalt._.27 4 роки тому +2

      What is genocide?

    • @NightAsterisk
      @NightAsterisk 4 роки тому +21

      @@cobalt._.27 In simple words, it means killing absofuckinglutely everything

    • @deputy9689
      @deputy9689 4 роки тому +4

      Why did I actually headband?

  • @ou1l
    @ou1l 8 місяців тому +7

    I've only just recently started listening to metal and i love all of this 😭 I'm still not exactly sure what genre i prefer but i definitely always find myself listening to songs with harsh vocals

  • @braydenbrien4506
    @braydenbrien4506 2 роки тому +2

    thumbnail still top ten in my book

  • @jacobhqsr1406
    @jacobhqsr1406 3 роки тому +660

    1:08 when he said "ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ"
    i felt that

    • @_educross
      @_educross 3 роки тому +3

      It's amazing how you put the "••" to give it an extra impact

    • @UnoriginalGrimm
      @UnoriginalGrimm 3 роки тому +15

      @@_educross it isnt for impact its an umlaut

    • @skunk5923
      @skunk5923 3 роки тому

      My fav part was ü

    • @avengerslevelthreat1748
      @avengerslevelthreat1748 3 роки тому +1

      Sssaaammmeee

    • @OfficialEpicPixel
      @OfficialEpicPixel 3 роки тому +1

      you mean "V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈V̈"

  • @svedrics
    @svedrics 5 років тому +862

    0:50 Just imagine this thing running towards you in the middle of a forest at midnight

  • @philippbohny5269
    @philippbohny5269 2 роки тому +2

    Dude, you‘re talented AF. Mad respect! 😁👌🏼

  • @erikedgerton5951
    @erikedgerton5951 2 роки тому +3

    Amazing I loved it! 😂 You kept the energy in every change are you in a group.

  • @yeetuscleetus9391
    @yeetuscleetus9391 4 роки тому +1321

    1:25 is me when I stub my toe

  • @maddie4271
    @maddie4271 3 роки тому +606

    0:20 : those one dogs outside barking at 2am

  • @Diacrusher
    @Diacrusher 4 місяці тому +1

    Man what a great video showcasing these techniques!

  • @davidbeane2263
    @davidbeane2263 2 роки тому +1

    still coming back to watch for a good laugh. great vid man.

  • @addictwithaphne6770
    @addictwithaphne6770 7 років тому +1413

    "Also an effective mating call in Mississippi"

    • @HJ-kf7zn
      @HJ-kf7zn 6 років тому +13

      Addict with a Phøne Lost my shit at that one lmao

    • @beanmachine3919
      @beanmachine3919 6 років тому +13

      I was thinking fuck u but I was laughing I stay in Mississippi

    • @fatcontroller12
      @fatcontroller12 6 років тому +7

      Bean machine I live in Mississippi 😂

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 років тому +1

      Addict with a Phøne I live in Mississippi

    • @tylercox1875
      @tylercox1875 6 років тому

      Mackenzie same

  • @laslalal8451
    @laslalal8451 5 років тому +2362

    0:59 Redditors when they see the words “kid” and “Fortnite” in the same sentence

  • @indicawhite4790
    @indicawhite4790 Рік тому

    This was a cool video👍🏽Thx for showing the various types of metal screams.

  • @DaxHamel
    @DaxHamel 19 днів тому +1

    Dude, hillarious and I'm not even half-way through.

  • @SAKSOON
    @SAKSOON 5 років тому +2522

    Idk why I hold my breath when he screams

  • @cactus2663
    @cactus2663 3 роки тому +871

    Girls tend to speak in a higher pitch if they like you
    Girls talking to me: 2:20

  • @zachgreen69
    @zachgreen69 2 роки тому +1

    First of all bro...... Killed every single one of the styles...... Second...... You killed me with the subtitles.... 🤣 Thanks for whatever you were showing us here 😂.
    I know 90% of what your covering. But all I'm saying is the way you did this and the execution..... Perfect!!!! Lol I subscribed. Keep it coming.

  • @manhbeo128
    @manhbeo128 10 місяців тому +2

    This still blows up till this day

  • @katrin6388
    @katrin6388 3 роки тому +775

    this is actually impressive. u think he´s just screaming but its a talent

  • @eslur6538
    @eslur6538 3 роки тому +507

    forgot the corey taylor “i never wanna be able to scream ever again” scream

    • @stevejobs7603
      @stevejobs7603 3 роки тому +4

      What song is that from? New to the genre / genres

    • @gideonbergman7270
      @gideonbergman7270 3 роки тому +28

      @@stevejobs7603 Eyeless has some pretty good screams.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 роки тому +55

      @@stevejobs7603
      The entirety of the album iowa has Corey using a really unsafe technique, which is screaming at the top of his lungs as hard as he can. If you listen to the album and listen to live audio from after 2005, you can hear the difference in technique even though Corey is still really good at live shows.

    • @alexmeta_
      @alexmeta_ 2 роки тому +9

      @Grace B maggots everywhere

    • @returnofthetwats190
      @returnofthetwats190 2 роки тому

      @@alexmeta_ indeed

  • @Xemphas
    @Xemphas 2 роки тому +1

    I love that you're taking the piss out of the various kinds of screams.

  • @girlygirldisney5879
    @girlygirldisney5879 2 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed this and the giggles it caused me to have. I love laughing before bed, it helps to have a good night's sleep.

  • @ameliabrittain158
    @ameliabrittain158 5 років тому +683

    Lamb of god thing was trippy, dude literally exactly sounded like them, you got that shit ON LOCK

  • @dorapopijac8913
    @dorapopijac8913 3 роки тому +649

    It took me a few seconds to realize that this dude was actually speaking.

    • @satan3736
      @satan3736 3 роки тому +21

      KVLT: In the forest is where i dwell
      I make sacrafices to lord thanotos

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому

      @@satan3736 My lord Donald trump

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 2 роки тому +2

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 im gonna say hi everytime i see you now

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому

      @@lemex27gamesnshit Okay

  • @massimilianovignudini587
    @massimilianovignudini587 2 роки тому

    You are really good !! As much as I train and try all the time, I can't get these results !! You are really great !!

  • @zmdeadelius
    @zmdeadelius 2 роки тому +2

    haha, I just love doing the kvlt scream. And it's 4 sacrifices per week, not 3.
    p.s. Love your vids man, and how you're showing people what metal music is about.

  • @chetemi59_yt
    @chetemi59_yt 3 роки тому +370

    0:59 *The Nether Update of Minecraft*

    • @anlerisangel
      @anlerisangel 3 роки тому +15

      More like: Pig update

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine a random encounter in the nether of Pigmen singing Metal

    • @urboilmao4036
      @urboilmao4036 3 роки тому +1

      @@orctrihar *LOL Imagine*

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 7 років тому +1225

    The pig squeal, useable if you don´t know what to say.
    Also an effective mating call in Mississippi. *Insert Shots fired*

    • @pyrozepheorbo3andminecraft136
      @pyrozepheorbo3andminecraft136 7 років тому +1

      SHOTS FIRED

    • @nogland8916
      @nogland8916 7 років тому +12

      FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    • @skylarshove8417
      @skylarshove8417 7 років тому

      ggsjags damn

    • @bloodbound696
      @bloodbound696 7 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice... nice...

    • @kaytlyn6805
      @kaytlyn6805 7 років тому +7

      ggsjags I dont really get offended easily, but I live in Mississippi and lately I've been seeing more stereotypes about my state. Mississippi is very beautiful and everyone one is nice. Yes we have shoes, yes we are good at math, no we dont have slaves and no we dont have a pig squeal mating call. I understand if it was a joke, but it wasn't funny to me

  • @Gregonimations
    @Gregonimations День тому

    i putted this video when i was crying, i hitted the table 30-200 times. what a way to get your emotions to be thrown exept for anger. good job!!!!

  • @v4mpurity
    @v4mpurity Рік тому +3

    This randomly came up on my playlist one day, I now listen to it as if it was an actual song.

  • @skatrboinotcool9986
    @skatrboinotcool9986 4 роки тому +651

    0:19 Cannible corpse in a shellnut

    • @Razcuzyes
      @Razcuzyes 4 роки тому +16

      And walrus scream could be their style ngl

    • @oguzmercan7713
      @oguzmercan7713 4 роки тому +12

      @Splash no, sure it's a shellnut

    • @xelious866
      @xelious866 4 роки тому +14

      its dying fetus if anything

    • @joshr6287
      @joshr6287 4 роки тому +1

      @@xelious866 My thoughts exactly. Sounds almost identical to DF hahaha

    • @vaudvillevillain_
      @vaudvillevillain_ 3 роки тому

      s h e l l n u t

  • @davanime877
    @davanime877 Рік тому +4

    When your falling all the way down but then you landed on something soft 1:28

  • @russjiao-long5387
    @russjiao-long5387 2 роки тому

    Got to say man, i love that little segment on the LOW GROWL. please make it into a longer song. i love that kind of metal.

  • @FirstnameLastname-et3fy
    @FirstnameLastname-et3fy 4 роки тому +113

    0:59 when you take a bite of something you microwaved and its hot on the outside and cold in the middle

  • @SuicideBunny6
    @SuicideBunny6 6 років тому +335

    "Visit your local zoo for tips"

  • @matts0688
    @matts0688 10 місяців тому

    Thank you for edimacating me on screams. Honestly hadn’t heard of tunnel screams til Will from Lorna perfected them. Now it seems they became super popular. Hadn’t heard of the walrus scream at all. Now I want to see more videos of what bands are what scream. Maybe you have them but I’m UA-cam dumb

  • @Reptilia1610
    @Reptilia1610 9 місяців тому +1

    0:51 😂The face..I can‘t😂

  • @Teeheehee093
    @Teeheehee093 7 років тому +417

    Only the darkest of souls can achieve the KVLT scream lmao

    • @gass995
      @gass995 7 років тому +32

      Chin Chin?

    • @prophet1619
      @prophet1619 7 років тому +2

      ORE WA OCHINCHIN HA DAISUKI NANDAYO

    • @TeckTheBlooded
      @TeckTheBlooded 7 років тому +4

      Descendant of Kraff Basically just Infant Annihilator

    • @cinder1885
      @cinder1885 7 років тому +12

      TheRealTecknos no it's a reference to black metal

    • @j.richter776
      @j.richter776 7 років тому

      fck false chord, learn how to fry and its ez, also the lows :D

  • @matttaylor1449
    @matttaylor1449 8 років тому +3028

    Pause the video at 00:01 and tell me if Jared doesn't look like a frog.

  • @comegetyousomecrunchyboi2504
    @comegetyousomecrunchyboi2504 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks man you just helped my find my headphones

  • @Antiphon842
    @Antiphon842 Рік тому

    everything i do l learned from you, thank you jared. 🙏🤘

  • @seniorzolo3433
    @seniorzolo3433 5 років тому +518

    What I love about Jared is that he makes fun of the artists he loves and he's not trying to insult them at all. Very talented vox, very talented guitar. But his personality is what makes him.

    • @bobby8012
      @bobby8012 4 роки тому

      I mean there is nothing to make fun of anymore

  • @daFAQ_bru
    @daFAQ_bru 3 роки тому +2024

    0:34 Kvlt:
    deep in the forest it is where I dwell
    I make my sacrifices to my Lord Thanatos
    Edit:1 Thanatos is the Greek god of death
    Edit 2 yes thanos is based off thanatos

    • @alunal.5832
      @alunal.5832 3 роки тому +26

      Yo let me join you

    • @instrument_monkeymonkey7051
      @instrument_monkeymonkey7051 3 роки тому +85

      it sounds like he said i make my sacrifices to milord Donald trump

    • @daFAQ_bru
      @daFAQ_bru 3 роки тому +2

      @@instrument_monkeymonkey7051 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daFAQ_bru
      @daFAQ_bru 3 роки тому +1

      @@alunal.5832 ight

    • @user-dj4bu8bq5r
      @user-dj4bu8bq5r 3 роки тому +11

      @@magdatojohnpaulmiguell.7136 nope

  • @CosmicOcean528
    @CosmicOcean528 2 роки тому

    This was awesome, epic, and hilarious! The LOG and the KULT Scream, haha!

  • @anon6056
    @anon6056 2 роки тому

    This video is medicine for my soul. Thank you.

  • @mythicaljohn442
    @mythicaljohn442 5 років тому +486

    2:19 *This is what happens if you anger Austin*

  • @BrunoMacedoPhotos
    @BrunoMacedoPhotos 7 років тому +175

    So this guy is an expert in guitar / drums and vocals... Dam. And here I am eating bean cakes.

    • @dougdalesmadome2382
      @dougdalesmadome2382 6 років тому +2

      Bruno Macedo I’m probably just uneducated, but what’s a bean cake?

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 6 років тому

      Yaboi Pac-Man Yea idk what a bean cake is

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 6 років тому +1

      Bruno Macedo Also knows how to play bass

    • @h2hydro
      @h2hydro 5 років тому

      Beans Cake sounds so fucking metal

    • @BrunoMacedoPhotos
      @BrunoMacedoPhotos 4 роки тому +1

      @@dougdalesmadome2382 Sorry for the late response, but I think YT didnt show my the updates on this. I don´t know how it is correctly translated so I just translated word by word.
      Its basicly a really sugarly mini cake with 0.1% of bean paste.
      Here's a photo of it -> cdn.teleculinaria.pt/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pasteis-de-feijao.jpg

  • @arandomstranger2348
    @arandomstranger2348 2 роки тому +1

    i appreciate that this man can do all these metal screams and the fact his throat isn't dead

  • @marithefox
    @marithefox 2 роки тому +4

    man, i watch this video every time i'm angry, it turns out to be really calming, thanks for creating this masterpiece.

  • @awemii
    @awemii 3 роки тому +210

    even though it’s just a compilation of different screams.... it goes hard.

    • @humanperson9480
      @humanperson9480 2 роки тому +12

      Tbh, almost wanna add this to my playlist and listen on the go unironically

  • @r0m47n
    @r0m47n 7 років тому +2142

    I walrus scream when I see people taking my pie

  • @Lea-hu8xs
    @Lea-hu8xs 2 роки тому +2

    I should be doing homework idk how I'm here but I like it

  • @florinflo9293
    @florinflo9293 2 роки тому +5

    0:19 this is actually catchy 🤣❤️

  • @ANXI8TY
    @ANXI8TY 3 роки тому +1669

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone's daughter: 2:09

  • @foxyzorritoplayer2220
    @foxyzorritoplayer2220 7 років тому +492

    Band:
    Vocals: Jared Dines
    Guitar: Jared Dines
    Drums: Jared Dines
    Bass: Jared Dines

  • @Justacuase18
    @Justacuase18 2 роки тому

    Jared has too much fun with these kinds of videos lol

  • @andressolo
    @andressolo 2 роки тому

    Good work, mate. That was a laugh! ;D

  • @Username-sp3fm
    @Username-sp3fm 4 роки тому +267

    2:19 sounds like I’ve flushed my toilet.

    • @masteroogwaysunknowndiscip6211
      @masteroogwaysunknowndiscip6211 4 роки тому +27

      Dude you need some checkups 4 ur toilet. I am afraid it's diarrhoea

    • @williamcaldwell6823
      @williamcaldwell6823 4 роки тому +3

      I saw the timestamp and I says to myself, "Okay, there's something wrong. There's no way the walrus scream sounds like tha-" Then I heard it with that comparison, and I wheezed for ten minutes straight 😂😂😂

    • @Blablablablabla392
      @Blablablablabla392 4 роки тому +4

      Yikes does your toilet go straight to hell or did you eat Taco Bell?

    • @onovbadcontent4614
      @onovbadcontent4614 3 роки тому

      Yep

  • @rich1051414
    @rich1051414 5 років тому +790

    0:27 These people, will have no idea, what I just said.

  • @tanatxm9483
    @tanatxm9483 Рік тому

    No but this takes so much talent, great guy fr

  • @ultrabike3699
    @ultrabike3699 7 місяців тому +1

    0:03 my cat when she’s hungry
    0:19 my dinosaurs be like
    0:34 my car
    0:50 me on a Monday morning
    1:09 zombies be like
    1:22 what my red bull can hears after I drink it
    1:37 me when I see fish
    1:58 me at 3AM in the middle of my neighborhood
    2:19 wolves in 2023

  • @noahherrera5807
    @noahherrera5807 6 років тому +227

    I like how Jared's all calm and Austin looks like he's about to eat the mic 😂😂