Cartoon Donald Trump Can't Stop Tweeting
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Washington's looniest toon just can't seem to cut tweeting cold turkey.
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I like how cartoon donald keeps his phone in his hair
So handy. I need to change my hairstyle.
+Seth Friedman why are you a troll with NOTHING to do????
Seth Friedman Because Jones is a lying trump cock sucker
Seth Friedman Not even in your world of alternative facts
+Seth Friedman
Bruh, give it up... I've seen you copy and paste the same troll comment 5x and I just started scrolling. No one, not even you crazies, believe that jones is on Colbert's level... jones is less than Colbert in any scenario. Now go back to the tinfoil side of youtube- nobody's buying your bullshit here...
I am Republican and I can't stand Donald Trump. I think he's dangerous and unhinged and unfit for the office. His removal can't come soon enough.
You're a republican? Neato
In other words, you're a dumb ass pretending not to be a dumb ass.
_ShuiYueSketchbook probably voted for Trump.._
ShuiYueSketchbook Pence though? Really!?
Good that you have common sense :)
Thank you, Uncle Eddy, from a fellow vet.
HitchensImmortal
Thank you uncle Eddie and all the other veterans from a granddaughter of a ww2 vet
Thank you from Europe for all of you WW2 veterans!
Yes, thank you so much from Germany! We'll never forget, that you also freed Germany, no matter, what this mentally disturbed man in the WH does.
HitchensImmortal thank you.
HitchensImmortal
If you're a real vet, prescribe something for the rabid jackasses on both sides of the aisle in Washington. They can't really get much sicker than they already are..
He shouldn't stop tweeting. With every tweet, he digs deeper into his own political grave. Not like he actually needs to help dig it, but still.
For Trump hating China So much... He sure is digging his way there pretty fast.
You're a moron if you think Trump's tweets aren't purposeful and are random. Fuckin sheep
I hate china too. China . China is a bully :( the asia is so scared of china
Trey Nathaniel
Yep trumptard alert at it again.
#covfefe your ass
what political grave ? he is not even a politician
As a Brit, I so look forward to watching these uploads of Colbert's nightly show. I really missed their absence last week!!
COLBERT IS A DIDDLER KEEP LIKING HIM YOU FREAKS
Why do I love the turning hand pats at 5:25, with the expression on his face? Awesome. Cool. Adorable. PERFECT.
"Mid-sentence is the only time I stop tweeting." 😂 So true though!
It's not tweeting when it's Trump- it's twatting
word.
+Seth Friedman
A debate is between equals-
jones is *less than* ...
Get a new line, troll.
spareluck Hahah. same bro. don't argue with stupid, you won't get anywhere
Seth Friedman trump isnt funny anymore , his ratings are down
"When I first told Melania, don't worry I pulled out of Paris, she thought I was having an affair. Wrong! #SCROTUS #MAGMA" - Donald J Trump
JCTiggs 😂😂😂
Ew.
JCTiggs score 😎
Because Alex Jones isnt worth anybody's time.
Seth Friedman He's not afraid he just doesn't have enough disinfectant
That moment where a *cartoon* ,is way better than the real thing.
I fucken love you Stephen Colbert, please keep exposing Trump. We need you!
Roooa2312 fyi news papers and reporters do most of the exposing. colbert gets people to listen by making it funny.
Does Trump think that the courts won't see his Tweets calling it a Travel Ban while his staffers & cabinet officials are trying to convince the court it's not a Travel Ban or is Trump just so detached from reality, he doesn't know what's going on?
Like, this is not even a joke. I'm genuinely curious if Trump is even in touch with reality.
No he's absolutely not in touch with any part of what the rest of us call reality, and the more that is pointed out to him, the more removed from reality he becomes. This is serious covfefe..and it will land him a lot of covfefe.
He's made it this far while ignoring the advice of everyone around him. Why would he stop now?
JTN 저스틴 Trump is totally disconnected from reality. He lives in a total fantasy land.
The way I see it, he just has no tolerance for political lingo bullshit. Think what you want of the man, I think we can at least give him credit for that: he knows what he wants, and he's not gonna use fancy words to cover it up.
Arkalidor It goes far beyond not having a tolerance for politically correct bullshit. Trump has no tolerance for even the smallest amount of criticism of any kind. When faced with any obstacle or criticism Trump either denies (often against all evidence) or lashes out in childish ways that constantly embarrass himself and his country.
We have had frank president who cut through the bullshit before. We've never had a president who asks Christians to pray for Arnold Schwarzenegger's poor Apprentice ratings at the National Prayer Breakfast. We've never had a president who talks about how big his crowd size was in a speech in front of the FBI memorial wall. We've never had a president who uses a terrorist attack as an excuse to feud with the Mayor of London over literally nothing.
Trump not a savior who cuts through political correctness for the food of America. Trump is a petty child who cannot resist lashing out at even the most minor criticism, even if it has serious consequences for his approval ratings and policy agendas, and undermines his team.
Because of Trump's lack of restraint his team constantly has to clean up his messes and operate in the wake of his latest scandal only to get thrown under the bus by the president's next tweet.
One day they will tell a famous folktale that will tell children when the leader of the free world was taken down by a little blue bird. 🐦
Most of trump`s stupid tweets take place during his 5 AM bowel movement...
or what i call ..."Morning-Trump-Take-A-Dump Presidential Act & Proclamations"
is that when covfefe..?
Glenda Field..yeah it is and he also covfefes at the same time.
Stephen I love you.
And I also LOVE how you keep roasting Trump ha ha ha.
That cartoon doesn't do right to Donald Trump. Trump never waits for the question to be finished..
you can.imagine his.face when he discovers that his handlers are treating him like a doddering elderly relative who needs to be placated so he doesn't cut them out of the will.
i love watching the latest installment of career crash investigation.
Better than any soap ever.
I understand that Donald Trump's Tweets aren't policy. The only problem is Donald Trump doesn't understand that. Enjoy!
I love the energetic way he says "ENJOY!"
Donald Trump reminds me of Cartman from South Park.
Skyeken Vantas More like Mr. Garrison, just as bad sometimes as Cartman
"Respect mah authoratah!"
Skyeken Vantas No Cartman's smarter than that.
😂 i can't, I'm Covfefe myself
Elisandro Cantu ,what's covfefe ?
Samah Sparkfly It's a typo from one of Donald Trumps tweets
Samah Sparkfly means coverage originally
Lion Stylo ,oh okay ..that has to be the weirdest word transformation I've ever encountered .thank you for the info ! I've been seeing this sort of trending a lot these days lol
Samah Sparkfly hehe yeah I had to Google it myself
love this show!!!!
Can I vote for Cartoon Donald Trump instead? He seems a lot more sane and a lot less orange. I bet he has bigger hands too.
And if any fantasy TV show is to be believed, the moment Cartoon Donald goes rogue, we can find the original draft and destroy it then Trump is gotten rid of.
anschluss if you think the cartoon version is good, wait for anime trump. he has blue hair and swords for hands.
anschluss I mean it would be an improvement, but aim higher.
roguedogx and yet, here we are... *sigh*
you gotta use your time traveling phone first
"I know what I'll do. I'll have my staff say _one_ thing, and then _I'll_ say _the opposite._ That way, no one will know what we're _doing._ That's how you wage war. You keep 'em guessing."
"What war? What war are you trying to wage? Who are you trying to defeat?"
"I'm not telling you. Better to keep you guessing."
PRISON FOR trump SOON
LOCK HIM UP
#TrumpForPrison
YAN INSOUMIS #makeamericagreatagain #Trumpforprison
Attempted to impede a federal investigation by requesting that FBI officials and other organizations such as the NSA and CIA put an end to the Russian probe. That is a crime under American law and technically obstruction of justice.
ian hock Not to mention various treasonous acts, and criminal negligence.
I like cartoon Donald Trump more- at least he lets people talk.
3:45 "Please understand the difference, Mr. Bond."
Can we write an amendment to the Constitution recognizing "cartoon Trump" as the REAL Donald Trump and thus making HIM president? I think he's more qualified than the original. And to be perfect honest, even though he's only 2-dimensional, he shows greater depth.
Trump : "" tomorrow i'll meet with Putin ....what should i do ?
Stephen : "' 0:49 ""
Yes... the MSM really... really... hate his tweets... utterly despise it... yes... hate it... *snerk*
darter9000 so does whoever keeps leaking in his circle...lol
I like the recurring motif of 180's bringing injury. It's hilarious!
I can't imagine what it's like to work for trump. I hope they don't get drug test Cuz those ppl have to be getting high every fucking day to to deal with it all and be cool enough for the next day.
Valley Girl Donald Trump is probably my favourite Colbert impression.
I love you stephen Colbert
Avril Cannan Me too!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
YOU LIKE THIS DIDDLER
That swift jacket unbuttoning at 5:29 was sheer brilliance.
I watched that over at least 10 times.
The under 50 crowd say what?
The things I think Donald Trump hides in his hair:
1. his smartphone (saw it!)
2. a pet trapdoor spider
TheWorldEndsWithYouIsAwesome ihh
Actually no, fuck no! Let him keep tweeting! The water will eventually fill the room he tweets in and he'll drown himself 😂😂😂😂
1:42 I like how the red field behind the shot of Trump makes it look like his tie is extending beyond the picture. His absurdly long tie will not be denied!
I like cartoon Trump way way more than the real Donald Trump!
Did cartoon Trump store his mobile conveniently underneath his toupee? That's the funniest shit LOL
I have a question... How are the audience seeing cartoon Donald Trump?
TV screens, usually.
Cudgeon ah ayt thanks
Zachary Hizon Cartoon Trump is real the other on is fake
illuminati cartoon clone
DUH..!! Zachary Hizon;..what a dumb question;..EVERYBODY knows CARTOON DONALD TRUMP is a real person...its the audience who's FAKE.!!
"I don't understand the difference between you and a douchebag." -Colbert
Hahaha
I wonder who plays Cartoon Trump during the live shows
That address to Trump is so Jon Stewart. The tone, words and gesture....so good
Cartoon doofus does have a point....they have weird plugs. Then when you ask for a conversion adapter, they sell it at a price comparable to a new car.
You had me at " I don't understand the difference between you and A dushbag"
Where that early gang at?
(Waiting for trump to get impeached)
KASIbc2003 LOL
KASIbc2003 You do not mean nor want that. Trust me. I prefer Trump over VP Pence.
Ya sure?
He's like H.W
Trump = Nixon + The Imperial Wizard + Down Syndrome + a 2 year olds temper
rosedaline valetine Pence is a monster, but if you think he's worse than Trump you are sadly mistaken.
You'll be waiting a long time. I suggest doing something productive with your life like Trump did.
The handwalk back to camera 1 was brilliantly done..
It's weird, but does anyone else feel that this version of trump actually seems more lucid than the real trump. Like cartoon trump is more self-aware and longer attention span
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! MISS YOU, MR COLBERT!
I thank you for having subtitles, but it does no one any good when they fly by so quickly and they aren't even synced up with what's being said. My deaf companion has no idea what he is trying to say, and the auto-translate feature is doing it better than your stuff somehow...
Please please fix this.
Trump pulled out of Paris too late. Nine months later the new heir to the Trump-Hilton Hotel chain was born.
You are bloody awesome Stephen, your wit cuts like a knife!
Gorka.....a face missing a punch.
love the new camera set-up
Heard Gitmo is lovely this time of year. Ocean view, beautiful unspoiled beaches, cooled by balmy ocean breezes and all the plantains you can eat
I never thought I say this - Ted Cruz - you are a reasonable candidate for elected office
Callan Gray no he is not
How can you say "President Dump" Without throwing up a little in your mouth?
"i plead the 5th"..."i am just practicing...its what winners do"
out of court settlement...thats what winners do :)
I felt something was wrong, suddenly I covfefe.
The return of Gorka! "HELLO MISTER CHAPO!"
ThankU uncle Eddie. Kiss&hug a Vet.
That cartoon is a fake! His hands are too big
Thanks for honoring D-Day Stephen. You are the best.
He's just amazing
it's been 2 long since last cartoon. luv it . Funny stuff. keep them coming. ☆☆☆☆☆
I hate being early,, no funny comments.
Love the patriotism, Stephen. Thank you for reminding us of that brave generation of heroes 🦸🏼♂️! 👏🇺🇸
Also cartoon Trump is hilarious 😂🤣
COVFEFE
I love how you're so quick with the burns :)
imagine twitter banning president trump... that would be the funniest thing ever!
He's The Twitter in Chief after all
Makes me cringe. How about talking about people in the Trump administration that are actually pulling the strings?
Alex Taylor - one horrible nightmare at a time please.
You can't change what you don't know.
and who are they exactly?
..Steve Bannon, all of his Cabinet picks for starters.
All mainstream news is a narrative, don't forget. I feel like everyone here wants to impeach Trump that won't do anything. Shortsighted.
Cartoon Trump is more collected and organized than the real Trump.
Oh, I *LOVE* it when The Donald uses social media to get "the honest and unfiltered message out."
My grandfather is a WWII veteran. He is amazing!
Colbert is a genius! He has added a full proof addition to his show for the next 7 years!
Hey, let the twit tweet!
He"s comedy gold!
4:21, spicer didn't know what he was walking into, lol.
Piano guy is a tall glass of water. I don't think I've seen him standing up before.
5:26 lolol the lil shuffle
Mr. Cartoon President looks much to nice for Donald Trump
I fell off my chair when he pulled his phone out of his hair
5:42 Making his triumphant return to The Late Show its Cartoon Donald Trump!
Love how he hides his phone in his wig.
When I saw the thumbnail I actually thought they based his cartoon on a "the simpsons' figure" but then I remembered that his skin really is just like that.
OMG Trump is such a gift to the late night hosts. Top shelf.
Stay Human hitting Caravan sounds dope
I'm an American, married to a Frenchman living in Basse Normandie where the DDay beach landings occurred, and whenever older locals find out I'm an American (as opposed to a Brit, which they have coming out their ears here), inevitably they grab me and plant big "bisous" (the cheek kiss thing) on me, buy me a glass of wine and raise a toast to America. When I go to the local immigration office for visa paperwork, there's this big 6ftx6ft blow-up of a vintage photo of an American tank and its crew smiling and waving as the locals crowd around their tank with flowers and bottles of wine. I've never felt so welcome in a foreign immigration office before (and that's saying something... I've lived in over 10 different countries throughout my life)! I just thought maybe if some WWII DDay veterans were to read this comment, they would be heartened to know that they are still loved and appreciated here in the countryside of western France. If it weren't for you, everyone here would be speaking German. That's a fact. Vous êtes merveilleux!
great comment, thank you
Mad Respect to Uncle Eddy!! God Bless
His uncle escaped the Nazi's?? That's badass!
I love how many people see impeaching Trump as the goal, as if they'll be happier with Pence 😂
Cheeto the Hutt hired Dracula as a spokesman!
There is a difference between "policy" and "statements"
Wonderful stuff keep it up Colbert! You are a beacon of hope in a dismal political situation
cartoon donald trump 2020 !!! he couldnt do any worse.
Remember the first step in fighting Twitter addiction is admitting you have a problem.
There isn't another president in history that had this much flak from comedians lol... Love it.