Trump’s Hands Stir Up Syphilis Speculation & MyPillow Mike Sells Organs After Getting Dropped by Fox

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  • Опубліковано 17 січ 2024
  • Donald Trump had to deal with a viral moment that was embarrasing even for him, he has been going out of his way to convince us that his brain is just fine by bragging about the results of that cognitive test he took in 2020, Elise Stefanik is said to be a frontrunner for VP pick, Donny was busy in court yesterday trying to intimidate E. Jean Carroll, in Oklahoma a state representative named Justin Humphrey is cracking down on furries in the classroom, and we check in with MyPillow Mike Lindell who is no longer welcome on Fox News!
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  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 4 місяці тому +194

    First of all oil is called "black gold", second "non liquid gold" is just regular gold.

    • @jwnyc3
      @jwnyc3 4 місяці тому +38

      Yes - Liquid Gold is a brand of furniture polish.

    • @DCYote1
      @DCYote1 4 місяці тому +25

      Isn't it also what Velveeta cheese calls itself?

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 4 місяці тому +10

      I thought the non liquid gold that is corn was HFCS.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ColorMeConfused29 HFCS is syrup so a liquid

    • @paradoxical_taco
      @paradoxical_taco 4 місяці тому +12

      He did say, “Wehavemoreliquidgoldoilandgasmoreliquidgold…” it was easy to miss. But, of course, natural gas isn’t a liquid, so his clarification of what he meant was still wrong. Such a stable genius.

  • @WillPhil290
    @WillPhil290 4 місяці тому +104

    That was the best my pillow sketch ever... that dude's impression is utterly uncanny lol

    • @adeleflaherty6896
      @adeleflaherty6896 4 місяці тому +2

      James Adomian is amazing at many impressions😊

  • @homesweettrailer7565
    @homesweettrailer7565 4 місяці тому +106

    "Syphilis? I've never met her, don't know who she is..... everyone says she's a nasty person" 🤣

    • @johnlicht9151
      @johnlicht9151 4 місяці тому +9

      Yep! I was just itching to say that! LOL😮

    • @cheriwhiteman9578
      @cheriwhiteman9578 4 місяці тому +2

      except he'd never say "person." He ONLY says "nasty woman...."

    • @janestarr4403
      @janestarr4403 4 місяці тому +1

      The reference to syphilis being a woman could just be a pun. The name Phyllis, said with a lisp sounds like the disease and unfortunately, Phyllis is a female name.

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 2 місяці тому

      Can't please everyone with humor I guess. Some viruses will keep you safe from the general population in the stir. However, there is a group of folks who also have multiple infections to share with you when your dentures are out. Bubba's waitin'.

    • @user-ms9kg8gc3l
      @user-ms9kg8gc3l 2 місяці тому

      😂😂

  • @mymatemartin
    @mymatemartin 4 місяці тому +71

    That's seriously the best Mike Pillow impression ever.

    • @arlen1630
      @arlen1630 3 місяці тому

      ❤was that the actual Mike pillow 😮

    • @mordecaingwu98
      @mordecaingwu98 2 місяці тому

      Looked so much like him

  • @Samael-Metzger
    @Samael-Metzger 4 місяці тому +351

    He is talking about the "Mini-Cog" test. Anybody can pull it up online. I took it years ago and still remember Heaven, Daughter, Mountain were my words. During his interview, 4 days after his Mini-Cog test, he not recall the 3 words given in his Mini-Cog test but he couldn't even think of or come up words of his own from thinking. He had to actually look for something in front of him in order to come up with up a word. This really shows how poor his cognitive skills are.

    • @stevef7563
      @stevef7563 4 місяці тому +40

      I agree. I think the same thing every time I listen to his babble. He's got some serious total mind "glitches" every so often too.

    • @meghan42
      @meghan42 4 місяці тому +9

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- Can you say more about that?

    • @dianenewton3953
      @dianenewton3953 4 місяці тому +34

      Actually that cognitive test can be easily passed by your average eight year old. Since blubber boy never matured past four years old, the test really was probably hard for him, as he said.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 4 місяці тому +16

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- Maybe you need a cognitive test...

    • @pm6693
      @pm6693 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist-Only 2 Corinthians? You'd have thought there'd be more of them.....

  • @user-gu7wq6xq7q
    @user-gu7wq6xq7q 4 місяці тому +646

    And a few years ago during his Presidency Trump said, "I dont think anyone should be above the law"

    • @blindinglight8604
      @blindinglight8604 4 місяці тому

      And Trump also said he was the party of law and order. What a hypocrite. Nothing but lies comes out of Trumps mouth.

    • @peterlongprong7521
      @peterlongprong7521 4 місяці тому +45

      Trump would argue that "I'm not just anyone" as his rebuttal

    • @Londyn406
      @Londyn406 4 місяці тому +35

      Yea because it was Hillary 🤨 he's such a hypocrite

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 4 місяці тому +35

      He meant "except for me."

    • @integrityintruth
      @integrityintruth 4 місяці тому +17

      He meant except for me and NetanYahu

  • @BroadwayBabyyy744
    @BroadwayBabyyy744 4 місяці тому +14

    Finally, an insult to STDs, who'd have thought!!!???

  • @gailschultz9730
    @gailschultz9730 4 місяці тому +97

    That guy having conversation with his boy about where to poop at is what its like trying to have a conversation with Trump on a cognitive and logical level.

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob 4 місяці тому +7

      Def like having a conversation w/a Trump supporter.

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 4 місяці тому +7

      ...except the kid's not even wrong about what diapers are for. His toddler logic is actually pretty sound.

    • @internethardcase
      @internethardcase 4 місяці тому

      im sure you could do any of the stuff trump could do right? im sure i could google your name and you would be the first result right? being such a megamind and all

    • @GaZonk100
      @GaZonk100 4 місяці тому

      yeah, sure and you really believe that

    • @freetomato
      @freetomato 4 місяці тому +5

      @@internethardcase 91 criminal indictments across 4 jurisdictions and an adjudged sexual predator. Now that’s something to aspire to!

  • @brianaucuba230
    @brianaucuba230 4 місяці тому +931

    Late stage syphilis can cause brain damage. Explains a lot in Trump’s case.

    • @user-fm7pq3ur6c
      @user-fm7pq3ur6c 4 місяці тому +8

      He has great policies 😂

    • @HD4all
      @HD4all 4 місяці тому

      syphilis? he has burned himself on his bong. the fact he uses marihuana explains a lot.....

    • @Ligierthegreensun
      @Ligierthegreensun 4 місяці тому +56

      Don’t know there was much to damage to begin with.

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 4 місяці тому +59

      Can't damage what ain't there.

    • @enthuziast
      @enthuziast 4 місяці тому +2

      Bot

  • @mrDredd1966
    @mrDredd1966 4 місяці тому +77

    Remember, gloves are required when shaking trumps hands!!😱

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 4 місяці тому +8

      I would not touch that with one of his televangelist yachts .

    • @dana.j9062
      @dana.j9062 4 місяці тому +3

      Or never shake him at all.

    • @daveboryszewski130
      @daveboryszewski130 4 місяці тому

      Along with a mask he lies about killer viruses!!

    • @gaiaiulia
      @gaiaiulia 4 місяці тому +2

      This would be my way of shaking hands with him. 🙏 the Indian greeting, which avoids touching hands.

  • @spr0nkrul3zjustin91
    @spr0nkrul3zjustin91 4 місяці тому +11

    We've always had furies in the classroom. We called them mascots 😂😂😂

  • @calinasagilitypartner4444
    @calinasagilitypartner4444 4 місяці тому +46

    The dementia test isn't really for passing or failing. It's to guage where the dementia or brain trauma is. But they also need a brain scan to see if there is atrophy.
    I took a test when I was younger to see if I have learning disabilities.

    • @everettcalhoun8197
      @everettcalhoun8197 4 місяці тому

      If you need a dementia test that alone should disqualify you for Commander-in-Chief.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 місяці тому +1

      He was saying that the doctors were so impressed, so amazed! 😂 they were impressed that he got four words right.

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 4 місяці тому

      @@miapdx503 he needs a brain scan

    • @user-ms9kg8gc3l
      @user-ms9kg8gc3l Місяць тому +2

      I don’t think trump has a brain

  • @elendilnz
    @elendilnz 4 місяці тому +158

    My mother ACED that test at age 94. It was given to her by her doctor when she went for her car license. (NZ)

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 4 місяці тому +25

      And I bet your mom didn't identify E. Jean Carroll as her wife Marla in a sworn deposition.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 4 місяці тому +17

      @@mypillowguy445 Nor not recognise the real wife at the time, Ivana.

    • @normamarshall3804
      @normamarshall3804 4 місяці тому +8

      I took that test to get my driver license. I am 84 and aced the test. Remembering the words was the hardest part but I got all of them. The rest of the test a grade school kid could do that easily. 🇨🇦

    • @user-qf7ud5de9h
      @user-qf7ud5de9h 4 місяці тому

      Synagogue of satan the accuser beelzebub. Twitch switch?

    • @JJ21210
      @JJ21210 4 місяці тому +5

      My mother, who had mild cognitive impairment in her 90s (mild, but significant enough that she could no longer live alone, so i was her live-in carer), took it every three months and always passed it. Everyone passes it except those who are massively impaired.
      And, there are no multiplication or division questions on it. His complete refusal-- or inability -- to understand how this test is used and to grasp that passing it means nothing other than "You don't yet have advanced dementia" should, in itself, be disqualifying for office.

  • @user-fj5qf7gt6n
    @user-fj5qf7gt6n 4 місяці тому +92

    I think he touched a cross...burn!😂

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 4 місяці тому +11

      Or someone splashed him with holy water?

    • @thetinman7371
      @thetinman7371 4 місяці тому

      😅

    • @AlwaysStampinUp
      @AlwaysStampinUp 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Faesharlynthe holy water scenario does seem likely. Lol

  • @kellypenny310
    @kellypenny310 4 місяці тому +45

    i took the same test when i was diagnosed with vascular dementia to tell if i was to far gone to make medical decissions I passed & if you werent told you have dementia why did they give you that test

    • @type1d760
      @type1d760 3 місяці тому +3

      Exactly and Donnie said they've made him take it more than once 2 times now.

  • @facespaz
    @facespaz 4 місяці тому +11

    Give that Mike Lindel actor an award and an IV STAT!

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw 4 місяці тому +1064

    I’m in Germany & remember when Trump first began bragging about that test. The neurologist I see for my ADHD knows exactly what test he was referring to & got a great deal of comic mileage out of it. It’s the cognitive equivalent of still being able to tie his shoes & he announced it to the world. 🙄

    • @mozerm
      @mozerm 4 місяці тому +48

      The sad thing is that the American people have to choose between someone who brags about passing a test that's the cognitive equivalent to being able to tie your shoes and one who definitely cannot still tie his own shoes. 350 million people and these are the two choices...

    • @haroldzoidberg6994
      @haroldzoidberg6994 4 місяці тому +50

      Proving his Mental Maturity arrested at age 6?

    • @maggielarocque4369
      @maggielarocque4369 4 місяці тому +34

      We all know exactly what test it is. It is The Montreal Cognitive Test.

    • @equalityforall8418
      @equalityforall8418 4 місяці тому +12

      Love it:)

    • @s.t.martin7939
      @s.t.martin7939 4 місяці тому +120

      @@mozerm I think you better start listening to @Meidas Touch a little bit better, Biden may be up there in age, but he certainly with it, probably more than most of us who are younger than he is!!! 🤷🏻‍♀️
      “Instead of being enfeebled by age, the Elder had been empowered by it; He could outfly any gull in the Flock, and he had learned skills that the others were only gradually coming to know.” - Richard Bach - “Jonathan Livingston Seagull”

  • @sammyt3514
    @sammyt3514 4 місяці тому +118

    Give that brilliant comedian who does Mike Lindell an Emmy already; he's always spot on and freaking HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JOHNWLOUCKS
      @JOHNWLOUCKS 4 місяці тому +7

      I totally concur. An Emmy for the actor doing Lindell.

    • @adeleflaherty6896
      @adeleflaherty6896 4 місяці тому +8

      James Adomian

    • @johngrayatkinson1214
      @johngrayatkinson1214 4 місяці тому +4

      That's REALLY Mike Lindell
      💯 %

    • @tomsinter2869
      @tomsinter2869 4 місяці тому +7

      "Organ Freeman" killed me!!!

    • @gabrielsuarez9585
      @gabrielsuarez9585 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s really difficult too because the original os already a cartoon

  • @gchukma
    @gchukma 4 місяці тому +77

    There is a fury problem. We had a costume party and this kid showed up in dark glasses and a patch of fury tape in the palm of his hand. The hostess made the mistake of asking him why he has a fury palm. " They always told me I'd go blind and grow hair in my palm". I still can't stop laughing.

    • @gchukma
      @gchukma 4 місяці тому +7

      True story.

    • @R_Euphrates
      @R_Euphrates 4 місяці тому +14

      Furry

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 4 місяці тому +5

      Fury is like rage and white hot anger.

    • @paules3437
      @paules3437 4 місяці тому +2

      A 'fury" problem? Learn to spell.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 місяці тому +1

      Please, have some of these :
      r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r

  • @kooale
    @kooale 4 місяці тому +34

    Killer MyPillow Mike Lindell sketch - he & your writers deserve ONE GIANT EMMY for that! Screamin' funny!

  • @robertw.1499
    @robertw.1499 4 місяці тому +53

    That's the best advert for NOT GETTING SYPHILIS I've ever seen 👍😂

  • @davidvandunk6168
    @davidvandunk6168 4 місяці тому +72

    Just like almost all criminals, you let them keep blabbering and they will expose themselves as the crook that they are!!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 місяці тому +4

      Jimmy, would you PLEASE start substituting a child's voice over trump's!!??
      Don't think I can take anymore of his whining...

  • @janetbauman1819
    @janetbauman1819 4 місяці тому +15

    So, following tRump's "logic", Biden has the right to declare he's just going to remain as president and not have an election.

  • @rudawgs5418
    @rudawgs5418 4 місяці тому +17

    Oh, damn that Lindell bit had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @edgarburgos4686
    @edgarburgos4686 4 місяці тому +437

    Wouldn't it be interesting if 45 wins the immunity case prior to election, then Biden sends Seals 6 to Mar-largo with a thank you note?

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 4 місяці тому +30

      And sends Rico Don The Con To Guantánamo, to stay.

    • @Lucky_McHugh_38C
      @Lucky_McHugh_38C 4 місяці тому +25

      That would be nice.

    • @bhonest-gb5zg
      @bhonest-gb5zg 4 місяці тому +24

      We can only dream

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 4 місяці тому +16

      Cool!!!!

    • @Kate-ui5kc
      @Kate-ui5kc 4 місяці тому +25

      ... ending with, " and he died like a dog."

  • @Wilfredo-nr2vk
    @Wilfredo-nr2vk 4 місяці тому +160

    Trump will go down like Al Capone. Tax and syphilis.

    • @zzzT.
      @zzzT. 4 місяці тому +7

      Yup 🤠

    • @shellimendoza7332
      @shellimendoza7332 4 місяці тому +2

      💯 ❤😊🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @haroldzoidberg6994
      @haroldzoidberg6994 4 місяці тому +6

      One of his Heroes.

    • @5m0k3y9
      @5m0k3y9 4 місяці тому +6

      And in prison...

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 4 місяці тому +4

      Al Capone was successful with his businesses. Probably made better liquor, too.

  • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
    @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 4 місяці тому +11

    Those are sores when you look at it up close.

  • @robertmcintyre1854
    @robertmcintyre1854 4 місяці тому +6

    The Mike Lindell actor is so good. 😂😂😂

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 4 місяці тому +42

    Whilst googling syphilis, I discovered 45 may go out like Al Capone. Hmmmmm. No wonder he knows about him. Probably did the same google search. 😂😂😂🇬🇧

  • @debbiecattano2431
    @debbiecattano2431 4 місяці тому +166

    Tertiary syphilis can be dormant for decades.

    • @Joe-wb1xh
      @Joe-wb1xh 4 місяці тому +49

      Hus brain has been dormant for many years.

    • @paulawynburne7917
      @paulawynburne7917 4 місяці тому +24

      He manifests lot of other symptoms of inherited syphilis

    • @user-sy7ld3zl3o
      @user-sy7ld3zl3o 4 місяці тому

      Like his Hair? Cheers!@@paulawynburne7917

    • @SashaFierce-jk3bxxx58
      @SashaFierce-jk3bxxx58 4 місяці тому +5

      Wow, Karma RETURNS...
      He has blood on his tiny little hands.😂

    • @jameswarrren2545
      @jameswarrren2545 4 місяці тому

      Like our armed militia.

  • @Apocalypse_Meow...
    @Apocalypse_Meow... 4 місяці тому +3

    ".. And I aced it. I think it was 35... 30 questions..." Well, Ace, which was it?😳🤣

  • @herehere3139
    @herehere3139 4 місяці тому +8

    That my pillow man skit was brutal to watch 😅 like a crazy horror movie.

  • @bruceplenderleith838
    @bruceplenderleith838 4 місяці тому +645

    That's what happened after he accidentally picked up a real bible.

    • @jodyvollmer4125
      @jodyvollmer4125 4 місяці тому +33

      😂😂😂

    • @sociologynut8033
      @sociologynut8033 4 місяці тому +18

      😅

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 4 місяці тому +15

    • @barbiedahl
      @barbiedahl 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist-why don't you preach to Chump?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 4 місяці тому +20

      @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- I think this is the only time that your spam was remotely relevant to any reply. lol

  • @Rob-Raz
    @Rob-Raz 4 місяці тому +19

    That would explain why he is so interested in Al Capone all of a sudden. 😂 2:09

  • @GeorgeStar
    @GeorgeStar 4 місяці тому +4

    "I have the best syphilis! In the whole history of syphilis nobody had better syphilis!!!"

  • @crabbyresister9194
    @crabbyresister9194 4 місяці тому +6

    He never took any test.
    They gave him a coloring book and the pictures became harder as he colored them. 😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 місяці тому

      It was four words. Had it been five he would have been stumped.

  • @JohnSmith-qe6fb
    @JohnSmith-qe6fb 4 місяці тому +131

    You know you are really off your rocker when Fox cancels you Lindell!

    • @meridien52681
      @meridien52681 4 місяці тому +6

      What's off their rocker is believing a huge corporation like Fox gives away advertising time for free.

    • @kdbwiz
      @kdbwiz 4 місяці тому +1

      Lumpy Lindell

  • @jonathonriddle9922
    @jonathonriddle9922 4 місяці тому +16

    The writing team at Jimmy Kimmel Live are making jokes about it, but those clips linking Tr**p's behavior to syphilis symptoms are spot-on.

  • @patrickcummins976
    @patrickcummins976 4 місяці тому +3

    Talking to that kid was like somebody trying to explain the concept of a potty to Trump. 🤣🤣

  • @nadinehall9631
    @nadinehall9631 4 місяці тому +8

    That Mike Lindell bit was funny af😂😂😂

  • @medavog
    @medavog 4 місяці тому +226

    HE CAN GET CURED FOR SYPH BUT MAYBE ITS ALREADY DONE THE DAMAGED TO HIS BRAIN, IT MAKES SENSE NOW !!! DON THE SYPH

    • @railrodemike
      @railrodemike 4 місяці тому +25

      Al Capone died from this decease also Capone was a Republican. 😊

    • @Jcanos2011
      @Jcanos2011 4 місяці тому +10

      No wonder!.....

    • @grumpydave7329
      @grumpydave7329 4 місяці тому +32

      Syph Lord

    • @BorellaK
      @BorellaK 4 місяці тому

      He could get all the Syph in the world and still be more cognitively available than Biden. Its a sad world we live in

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place 4 місяці тому +1

      @@railrodemike
      Exactly!
      Many years ago, I saw Donnie Boy walking the halls of the WH with his Ivanka, & I asked her, on Twitter, "Why is your Daddy taking steroids?" (His face was very swollen & his back was hunched over, more than usual.) She didn't answer my question but, I already knew the answer: TERTIARY SYPHILIS: the same exact disease that killed Al Capone!
      You can be treated for syphilis up to the early latent stage but, the damage done to your organs is permanent.
      BTW- The reason for the kidney surgery Melania required, could have been the result of syphilis.

  • @Mike_and_Life
    @Mike_and_Life 4 місяці тому +58

    "We dont know why".... when Fox has straight up said.. "you owe us money".

  • @jeffkuykendall4655
    @jeffkuykendall4655 4 місяці тому +15

    I enjoyed the My pillow guy bit more than I should have! 😂

  • @gailjohnson5784
    @gailjohnson5784 4 місяці тому +9

    Lindell impersonator was great!

  • @brendanwatroba8568
    @brendanwatroba8568 4 місяці тому +22

    Maybe that's why he keeps talking about Al Capone at all his rallies?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 місяці тому +281

    Syphilis is a day away from releasing a statement distancing itself from Donnie's campaign.

    • @britturk123
      @britturk123 4 місяці тому +19

      Syphilis has sent out one statement.
      Yes I Syphilis do make people go mad at a certain stage, but not Trump mad that is several levels beyond my power.

    • @karencourt5684
      @karencourt5684 4 місяці тому +3

      Hi.exactly.teump threatens and ridicules everyone .so karma came knocking

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 4 місяці тому +4

      Syphilis released a statement: Trump? Don't know him, never met him. Just a coffee (covfefe) boy! 🤣

    • @obi-ron
      @obi-ron 4 місяці тому +6

      siphilis: Man, I told Donnie, you don't have immunity, but would he listen? Hell naw!😅😅😅😅😅

    • @joshuadowling8778
      @joshuadowling8778 4 місяці тому +4

      Diet Coke and KFC. All good.

  • @scottbutler5421
    @scottbutler5421 4 місяці тому +6

    People only take cognitive tests if your friends and family are concerned that you are losing your mind.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 місяці тому +1

      I'd probably take one just out of curiosity ... oh, and I had one for a job training. And I always liked taking IQ tests because they're basically logic riddles.

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 2 місяці тому

      Or you've suffered any sort of TBI; traumatic brain injury

  • @coreymichelle408
    @coreymichelle408 4 місяці тому +2

    I’m laughing at the Bill to combat FURRIES!!! I can’t believe it! 😂😂😂

  • @jaynorris3722
    @jaynorris3722 4 місяці тому +21

    Wonder if he can remember, handcuffs,jumpsuit,prison,solitary confinement.

  • @eleanordixon9678
    @eleanordixon9678 4 місяці тому +30

    Actually, the colour difference between his face and hand is really crazy.

  • @zenstoryshare
    @zenstoryshare 4 місяці тому +16

    He unknowingly aced a test meant for children. The mastermind behind Mr. Pillow deserves an Emmy for this comedic brilliance.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 місяці тому

      He barely remembered four words...and boasted about it like it was an accomplishment. He didn't pass the bar, he didn't even take an exam. He recalled four words. Can we give him an IQ test? Please? Pretty please? 😏

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 2 місяці тому

      NOT a test meant for children but rather a test meant to measure the presence/ depth of any brain function impairment from alzheimers & dementia to any form of TBI

  • @wranglerboi
    @wranglerboi 4 місяці тому +14

    "Sells his plasma so the Chinese can make TVs." That STILL has me laughing! Whoever came up with that should get an academy award (or at least a bucket of nails to chew on).

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 місяці тому +1

      "This little piggy is going to the market" is the one that still has me chuckling.
      I kind of feel like I should feel some pity for Lindell ... and then I remember him just shouting "traitor traitor" at somebody asking him qustions, as if he was trying to whip up a lynch mob.

  • @ZoomZoomMX3
    @ZoomZoomMX3 4 місяці тому +68

    Imagine a future where leaders are subject to being the smartest or best person for the job!

    • @larryc1616
      @larryc1616 4 місяці тому +3

      That can only happen if only college educated folks can vote.

    • @KombuchaBuzzed
      @KombuchaBuzzed 4 місяці тому

      At this point, I doubt anybody in politics is smarter than a kindergartner. They always want recess and fight over everything.

    • @AngelRodriguez-zt6nv
      @AngelRodriguez-zt6nv 4 місяці тому

      But, but trump is a genius 🙄🤷‍♂️

  • @mackenzieweber9083
    @mackenzieweber9083 4 місяці тому +126

    Maybe that explains his sudden fascination with Al Capone, Al Capone died of Neurosyphilis. We all know that Trump lowkey likes to talk about things that are going on in his life and make them political issues like when he was complaining about low flush toilets? It was because he was having trouble flushing classified documents. Just sayin.

    • @joshyoung1580
      @joshyoung1580 4 місяці тому +11

      Yes, he absolutely tried to flush documents, he saves his dumps for his diapers

    • @shellimendoza7332
      @shellimendoza7332 4 місяці тому +4

      💯

    • @jvh8806
      @jvh8806 4 місяці тому

      Yea that exactly what happened OK. Back to the padded room ! lmao

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave 4 місяці тому +5

      Flushing documents in a building that literally has 28 fireplaces. What a genius.

    • @jvh8806
      @jvh8806 4 місяці тому

      @@TampaDave commenting on fictional narratives = mental masturbation. Getting a job is a GOOD thing ! At least give it a try !

  • @bryanc7233
    @bryanc7233 4 місяці тому +4

    Your my pillow guy is amazing. Sooo funny. How does he not crack up!? 😊

  • @user-hj5fl2db2r
    @user-hj5fl2db2r 4 місяці тому +4

    No wonder Kimmel is dropping like a rock!

  • @rubensilva_
    @rubensilva_ 4 місяці тому +295

    That MyPillow skit is hilarious. No doubt Mike Lindell is loving it as he craves any kind of public attention. He’s so strange.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 4 місяці тому +7

      Hotel Bathroom Massacre!!!! Watch out for chain saws!!!

    • @m.jasondoty9062
      @m.jasondoty9062 4 місяці тому +14

      I wish I could feel sympathy for him. Unfortunately, he didn't kick his addiction; he just traded it for a worse one.

    • @peterlongprong7521
      @peterlongprong7521 4 місяці тому +8

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- Romans 12:1 "spew not thy religious hogwash on UA-cam or face thy whip of Caesar"

    • @KombuchaBuzzed
      @KombuchaBuzzed 4 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist-jesus christ 🤦

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 4 місяці тому

      In addition to mypillow/kidney/liver/lung/blood/nail.... don't forget mycurtain, very convenient to hide mywhatever...

  • @terrytube5247
    @terrytube5247 4 місяці тому +40

    Does the Lindell actor have an Emmy yet? His bits are wild.

  • @nineofnine
    @nineofnine 4 місяці тому +2

    😂My dad had dementia and had to go through similar assessments😅
    But he was quite old...oh wait!

  • @DonWinslow-cn7zx
    @DonWinslow-cn7zx 4 місяці тому +3

    Make Corn Great Again 2024
    Lock him up! 🤣😂😅🍿

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 4 місяці тому +132

    Absolute immunity claimed by Donald Trump is beyond ABSURD. Even for items "that crossed the line" is unacceptable...the definition of "crossing the line"; to go beyond what is proper or acceptable, to overstep a boundary, rule or limit. To do something unacceptable.

    • @emerynoel567
      @emerynoel567 4 місяці тому +6

      At least it's finally admitting it crossed a line.

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 4 місяці тому +3

      Do you think Donald Trump even knows what the line is at this point?

    • @judithbecker564
      @judithbecker564 4 місяці тому +4

      Crossed the line: see indictments.

    • @Joe-wb1xh
      @Joe-wb1xh 4 місяці тому

      Keep reading the thesorous together with the dictionary.

    • @Joe-wb1xh
      @Joe-wb1xh 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@CourageKarnga
      Which Donald ?. Jr. Knows lines.

  • @pipedown1246
    @pipedown1246 4 місяці тому +240

    Wow just when you thought Alabama had a bad reputation for kissing cousin's, Kentucky kicked in the door and said hold my beer 😂😂

    • @tulsacaupain2882
      @tulsacaupain2882 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @seinfarage9959
      @seinfarage9959 4 місяці тому +7

      Hold my beer 😂 that's funny

    • @ufind6048
      @ufind6048 4 місяці тому +1

      Hard to make your point convincingly when you have yet to learn the grade 4 grammar rules for the apostrophe.

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis 4 місяці тому

      ​@ufind6048 u need a life.

    • @tmad273
      @tmad273 4 місяці тому +8

      @@ufind6048 "grade 4 grammar rules " or should that be more like "4th grade grammer rules" proper English?? but OOOOK 🤣

  • @TheBloomberg
    @TheBloomberg 4 місяці тому +4

    They need to have a reel of all of the Mike Lindell videos

  • @user-hw2kd1wi7w
    @user-hw2kd1wi7w 4 місяці тому +2

    🎉Funny as HELL 😂😂😅..I AM CRYING

  • @thesterndragoon9159
    @thesterndragoon9159 4 місяці тому +89

    That Mike Lindell skit was hysterical!

    • @louisemccoy9410
      @louisemccoy9410 4 місяці тому +1

      I wish Pillow would put that cross back in his shirt, he is NOT a good example !!! He has a foul mouth !!

    • @terredee
      @terredee 4 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was really well done, but very creepy.

    • @user-pq7jj3vs3e
      @user-pq7jj3vs3e 4 місяці тому

      Underrated

    • @FoxHoundMulder
      @FoxHoundMulder 4 місяці тому +3

      I’ll be sad when Lindell isn’t relevant anymore. This character is just played too well. He should make side skits with this act before Lindell fully fades out

  • @atfmedia9540
    @atfmedia9540 4 місяці тому +137

    That's it! That's why Donnie Rump was talking so much about Al Capone! He searched for famous people who've had syphilis and found out Capone died of it!

    • @TheOldDragoon
      @TheOldDragoon 4 місяці тому +15

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @BorellaK
      @BorellaK 4 місяці тому +10

      Getting to go out like Al Capone after his next presidency seems oddly fitting

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 4 місяці тому +6

      That's exactly what happened, except I think it was Walt who told him. You know, to placate him and make him feel special?

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 4 місяці тому +5

      Hint hint hint!

    • @user-se7vt5ow4e
      @user-se7vt5ow4e 4 місяці тому +7

      Go SYPHILIS!

  • @TheSmokeoutProds
    @TheSmokeoutProds 4 місяці тому +2

    That's weird, the metadata says Jimmy Kimmel posted this from "an island somewhere"

  • @fostecc
    @fostecc 4 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely loved the special on Drumpy, so appropriate.... can't stop laughing.
    Drumpy has never aced a test of any kind in his life. His U of Penn professor stated: "Drumpy is the dumbest student I've ever had". He certainly didn't impress his professors and teachers at any time.

    • @philspurling6414
      @philspurling6414 4 місяці тому

      He didn't go to Penn, he went to Wharton. That's not true. I'm not even one of his supporters, I live in Europe. Geez

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 місяці тому +172

    There was plenty of “liquid gold” in that Moscow hotel room.

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 4 місяці тому +14

      At least enough for one guy to shower in if he only takes a minute?

    • @TrumpGoByeBye
      @TrumpGoByeBye 4 місяці тому +8

      Pee pee tapes

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 3 місяці тому +2

      You are talking from experience

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 4 місяці тому +32

    Syphils makes soooooo much sense! Ty. 🇬🇧

    • @katanaki3059
      @katanaki3059 4 місяці тому

      Cocaine in the 80s-90s and Ritalin since then also makes sense. Syphillis is the icing on the cake

    • @bookerwills8649
      @bookerwills8649 4 місяці тому

      It really does eh?

  • @sahgentpeppah
    @sahgentpeppah 4 місяці тому +2

    The hand skin tone compared to his face is killing me!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deejo2009
    @deejo2009 4 місяці тому +2

    Why would Jimmy be upset with people who spread rumors about him travelling to a certain island? Jimmy, what goes around, comes around.

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 4 місяці тому +142

    The baby was so cute in the beginning. The baby should have said if Chump can poop his pants so can I. 😂

    • @LauraHenderson-wx6xy
      @LauraHenderson-wx6xy 4 місяці тому +14

      It’s only fair. 👶🏻💩

    • @elisagallegos7618
      @elisagallegos7618 4 місяці тому +9

      Lmao

    • @tulsacaupain2882
      @tulsacaupain2882 4 місяці тому +3

      It's the dad, his frustration confused the baby.😂😂😂

    • @shadetreebrews
      @shadetreebrews 4 місяці тому +2

      If only Fred had worked so hard to teach a young Dump Truck the same lesson about diapers rather than focusing on keeping Black people out of their slum housing units.

  • @mickelballah
    @mickelballah 4 місяці тому +185

    That MyPillow skit was gold. Actor deserves an Emmy!!

    • @chrispitchforth621
      @chrispitchforth621 4 місяці тому +12

      Or as Trump would say "we have liquid gold and non-liquid gold, so I say it's non-liquid verbal gold"

    • @Monica---
      @Monica--- 4 місяці тому +10

      Agreed! 😂

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 4 місяці тому +4

      epic !!

    • @matthewluke5315
      @matthewluke5315 4 місяці тому

      An "Emmy"? No one has cared about Emmys in about 20 years.

    • @mickelballah
      @mickelballah 4 місяці тому +2

      @@matthewluke5315 was a reference to Jimmy Kimmels recent Emmy nomination (which he lost to Trevor Noah)

  • @meghankeller4871
    @meghankeller4871 4 місяці тому +1

    Who is playing Lindell in the bathtub?! 10/10, good job, I fell for it.

  • @WednesdaysDragon
    @WednesdaysDragon 3 місяці тому

    Love you Jimmy! All the best to you and yours! 💛

  • @vitushoffmann7890
    @vitushoffmann7890 4 місяці тому +39

    the lindel skit was pretty brutal lol

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion 4 місяці тому +320

    I've been speculating that Trump has syphilis for YEARS now. Listening to the way he talks, and looking at how he's lived his miserable life, it was never a difficult line to draw.

    • @SixSonn
      @SixSonn 4 місяці тому

      You people are so obsessed with Trump.
      You’ve been thinking about a man you’ve never met for years. How embarrassing

    • @kwharrison6668
      @kwharrison6668 4 місяці тому +23

      So have I! The cognitive issues he has and the decline he’s shown also makes me think this is a possibility.

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 4 місяці тому

      I knew there was something when I saw a photo that looks like a brain shunt under his hair... years ago.
      It also explains why Melania won't let him touch her

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 4 місяці тому +33

      I haven't. That gives him an out do to syphilitic brain damage. I for one, give him full credit for his own madness.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 4 місяці тому +21

      Makes sense to me. His sleeping around and strange behaviors.
      Not that he was ever all there in the first place. Just ask Mary Trump.

  • @viralynn8120
    @viralynn8120 4 місяці тому +1

    That was painful to watch!

  • @ianmckenzie5303
    @ianmckenzie5303 4 місяці тому +68

    Pretty sure those marks on Dumster’s hand are burns from shakin’ hands with Devil 👹🔥

    • @angieed1980
      @angieed1980 4 місяці тому +7

      Ooh that’s good …mark of the beast

    • @Lucifer-qt9gh
      @Lucifer-qt9gh 4 місяці тому +5

      I would never shake his hand...even i have standards

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 4 місяці тому +8

      Nah. That's from accidentally touching a Bible.

    • @mrsllp1439
      @mrsllp1439 4 місяці тому +2

      Could be dried up ketchup 😂😂

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mrsllp1439 No way! He would have licked that off!

  • @user-dv3yz1pj2i
    @user-dv3yz1pj2i 4 місяці тому +171

    That MyPillow skit was gold. Actor deserves an Emmy!!. That's the best advert for NOT GETTING SYPHILIS I've ever seen .

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 4 місяці тому +11

      That actor is James Adomian, and he's hilarious! So many other impressions, too. Look him up, he's big on the improv-comedy scene!

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 4 місяці тому +6

      On the net episode trump will be in the tub w/him!

    • @stevealbert6962
      @stevealbert6962 4 місяці тому +4

      Whoa the Lindell bit got pretty dark!

  • @ronaldschneider4096
    @ronaldschneider4096 4 місяці тому +2

    The gift that keeps on giving

  • @DerekScottBland
    @DerekScottBland 4 місяці тому +2

    I've been saying Trump's mental issues were syph for YEARS now.

  • @maximus1811
    @maximus1811 4 місяці тому +39

    Hell, COCO the sign language Gorilla was given that exact test and PASSED it with flying colors and didn't even Brag! 🦍

  • @dawsonsdetailing2021
    @dawsonsdetailing2021 4 місяці тому +33

    that clip of him begging viewers to come to his channel, while someone yells in the background is the hardest i’ve laughed in memory

  • @krisstromgren8268
    @krisstromgren8268 3 місяці тому +1

    Syphilis! OMG! No wonder Melania won't hold his hand!

  • @lorrainevezeau-kq3jg
    @lorrainevezeau-kq3jg 4 місяці тому +1

    We shall see if his three Supreme Court judges have any guts and integrity and intelligence 😂

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 4 місяці тому +1

      They've proven time + again they are NOT

  • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
    @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 4 місяці тому +83

    The Mike Lyndell skit was hard to watch, but maybe the best acting in one of them to date.

    • @therealCamoron
      @therealCamoron 4 місяці тому +6

      That's James Adomian, he does a lot of great impressions

    •  4 місяці тому +4

      Hope he stop selling Fentanyl laden pillows.

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 4 місяці тому +2

      @therealCamoron OMG, he is always funny as Mike Pillow but this one was especially wild.

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics 4 місяці тому +2

      It was so well done, I felt sorry for Mike Lindell.

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 4 місяці тому +1

      @@toonlyrics Lyndell himself has a deceptively friendly face that he uses for nefarious deeds. It's easy to feel sorry for him because he's so dorky.

  • @PhecdaPlato
    @PhecdaPlato 4 місяці тому +24

    😂 do the Man who would do ANYTHING for applause, so God gives him the CLAP 😂

  • @nuniobinez4066
    @nuniobinez4066 4 місяці тому +2

    Maybe, but at least he's not suffering from TDS, and there's a cure for syphilis!

  • @oakstrong1
    @oakstrong1 4 місяці тому

    That intro was one of the most relatable one yet, both for parents of small kids and nursery teachers.
    Oh, and that advert should be a youtube SHORT, because it is useful education about syphilis

  • @Lumi-OF-Model
    @Lumi-OF-Model 4 місяці тому +1625

    A moment of silence and a silent prayer for syphilis recently diagnosed with Trumpism. RIP.

    • @YourTripleScorpio
      @YourTripleScorpio 4 місяці тому +35

      Spirochete suicide?

    • @PSA78
      @PSA78 4 місяці тому +48

      It looks like a rather severe case as well. 😔

    • @akmpolsen
      @akmpolsen 4 місяці тому +100

      Never thought I would feel sorry for a disease, but here I am, feeling sorry for a disease.

    • @Ricky-tr2hd
      @Ricky-tr2hd 4 місяці тому +1

      Amazing how Jimmy never mentions Biden falling UP the stairs twice and getting lost on stage multiple times. Definitely not biased to brainwash others... 👀

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 4 місяці тому +21

      ​@@eimisavageofficial9196Come again?

  • @nogunnofear6703
    @nogunnofear6703 4 місяці тому +260

    The test Trump is bragging about passing with such a genius flair is the test they give people to see if they're okay to ride the bus by themselves. I for one do not believe he could pull that off.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 4 місяці тому +14

      5 minutes of X45 ranting to no one in particular would get him booted off the bus for good!

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 4 місяці тому +3

      it makes for a good thought picture him riding the bus. with his secret service. if it was only them on the bus he would not ride the bus. maybe he would scream his filth out the windows. passengers on the bus good deal he can speechify and testify in the court of public opinion. where it is ok to lie in fact its expected.

    • @sereanaduwai8313
      @sereanaduwai8313 4 місяці тому +13

      The one that trump did was to test if he could use the toilet by himself and then flush the toilet paper. He failed because the toilet paper was still stuck to his shoes when he boarded the plane.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave 4 місяці тому +2

      @@joeybleu66One of the most effective uses of the "run-on sentence" I've seen in a while. And I also agree.

    • @zottzy739
      @zottzy739 4 місяці тому +1

      He can pull if off...does it every time. Now Biden its 2 steps fwd, turn 2 steps back...no not sideways, back..2 steps back to where he was and then his handler Jill runs to direct him.

  • @XtoriezNovel
    @XtoriezNovel 3 місяці тому +1

    Jails don't make money unless they "fill beds." The jailers go to the judge and say we have ten beds available. That is why the judge ignores the Constitution and sets excessive bail and your Right to a speedy trial. Also, they say it's an honor to be on a jury, but why? The judge tells the jury to follow the law, but why do they need to take 12 people out of their busy lives, sit them in a room, and have them nod to each other, "well, the law says he's guilty, we must find him guilty." The judge can just do that himself. No, it's called Jury Nullification! It is an honor to be on a jury because in the United States the People are in charge! When someone goes on trial that law also goes on trial. The jury can change that one law, not every law, but that one law-- if they feel it's a bad law! That is why it's such an honor!!

  • @AllieMul1
    @AllieMul1 4 місяці тому +1

    Forget the “syphillas” ink blots- look at the color difference between his hand and have 😂

  • @JennyInTheHighCountry
    @JennyInTheHighCountry 4 місяці тому +24

    It’s neurosyphilis and the lesions are just one of the symptoms he displays

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 4 місяці тому +32

    Pillow being interrupted by turndown service at a hotel is funnier than anything this show has ever done

  • @dopeymark
    @dopeymark 4 місяці тому +2

    I have taken that test in certain facilities. I pretty much guarantee that if he didn't have a sympathetic person testing him he would not pass that test today.

  • @Saor_Alba
    @Saor_Alba 4 місяці тому +23

    "Syphilis has Donald Trump", Syphilis can keep him.
    😄

  • @electricgigolo
    @electricgigolo 4 місяці тому +49

    The MyPillow guy impersonation is hilarious. When that dude came in with the chainsaw, I just fell apart. 🤣

    • @Jazzgrl007
      @Jazzgrl007 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes, that’s when I lost it too! Full belly laughs!! 😂😂

    • @OldTinLizzy
      @OldTinLizzy 4 місяці тому +2

      I was half waiting for the blood splatter on his white T-shirt 😂😱

    • @electricgigolo
      @electricgigolo 4 місяці тому

      @@OldTinLizzy 🤣