"I have my ornamental shrub and grill gun...if things get really heavy I'll go for my topiary, front-gutters, and lawn gnome gun. I'd go for the swing-set gun, but that just wouldn't be fair....to them."
So does Matt use airsoft for these skits or does he use real firearms? Who the fuck am I kidding, of course he uses real firearms. Hopefully he quadruple checks his firearms before he waved them in the face of his cameraman lol
@@JoJo_fan-wc2ku but those bullet holes were so tiny... no way it couldve been 50 BMG... yes i know it is but i just still dont understand how those holes were so tiny
@@morkeleezjr.1016 If I had to guess, the bullets probably stretch the material when they hit it. Even through we think of Legos as hard, the plastic probably heats up and becomes malleable. Also rather than just taking a chunk of a solid object out, they pass easily through the Legos' thin, hallow walls. So, in total, we have what would be holes no larger than the size of the bullet, which close somewhat due to a little bit of elasticity in the Legos from the heat.
@@Psyrus88 yeah man once when my dad was building a shack I had to hand him screws and drill bits and of course me being a dumbass I touched the hot spot I screamed and my dad told me to shut up
You should watch Runaway starring Tom Selleck. It has a bit just like this where a home appliance goes rogue with a gun and he has to go in and take it out. One of the most ridiculous films I’ve ever seen.
I sincerely hope Mere was the person behind the camera and I’d like to think that she just went crazy when Matt opened the dirt trap of the vacuum in the pool
This just in, the national guard is replacing the DC fence with Legos. We've had to place signs though requesting that people stop deconstructing the wall to build space ships.
Iono how old the video is exactly, but I remember some years ago just scrolling through my feed looking for something interesting to watch and fumbling across the What happens if you put BLANK in the microwave? video. Subbed then and there happy to find a curious scientific mind similar to mine 😊.
Mat after his first shot on the lego blocks : " My disappointment is imesurable and my day is ruined" After the bullets started spining: " aight I take that back "
@@rob6850 for sure!! He was the kid your parents told you to stay away from but you never wanted to because he had all the fun toys!! Modified 50bmg nurf guns, super soakers oh and surpressed 22lr when he was 4. Every year after things got greater and greater but more concerning when he built his first 50bmg lego gun with 50bmg resistant lego fort lol
@@nathan-ls8yw yep for sure lol and not only this channel but when you see him do stuff besides guns he just seems like a good apple. Off the ranch vet ranch and callabs just shows his multiple awesome things he does. Ive only watched a little vet ranch, its a little to nasty for me but it shows how he such serious caring guy.
Yeah i mean he has money, cars, guns i am pretty jealous to be honest haha, the sad thng that most of us will age and die eventually without a glimpse of a luxurius life like his.
Couple of *years ago he did a block of plate legos and 2x4 legos like Edit. like @ I Am Groot said 3 years ago. UA-cam must've tricked me with autoplay
I agree, thicker walls and more tightly packed layers. These blocks have way too much open space in comparison. But boy that .50 Cal shot was awesome to watch explode the back end xD
i really love how the littlest things, like a spinning bullet, make matt happy! but i mean after almost 10 years you would think he would figure out that bullets are HOT after firing them 😂😂
Me too. I was thinking, "Surely he took off the dirt canister or cleaned it out first." then poof, a dirt cloud in the pool, LOL. I knew he put in a lot of dedication but dang!
I just imagine Lincoln looking out the window and seeing his dad filming that intro then realizing that he is gonna have to do the same thing some day.
Matt, there are a lot of things I can get mad at you for shooting, and I've been quiet this whole time. You crossed a line man. I'm 'more' proud of you.
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HELLO DEMO
Love you Matt
Mere - “Matt we just bought a new pool filter...how is it already clogged???”
Lol
Lol yeah it got stopped up alright.
lol
It’s a mystery 🤔
How you feelin?
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the never-ending dedication Matt has to bringing the best cold-openings?
For a second there I thought this was going to be a replay
He’s Hilarious 😂 with a capital H.
It's half the reason why I'm here
These are getting seriously high-quality.
I took two minutes!
"Why haven't the chores been done!?"
Matt: But I emptied the vacuum...
In the pool! 😂😂
@@johnmoniz2715 Under mysterious circumstances, at least that's what we'd tell to Mere 😂
.....Mom.......my toys are full of holes.....
Ha ha good one!! 😁😄🤣
11:25 plot twist: matt knows nothing about gunz and they goofed on the script lol
I like to think Matt really does just have guns strategically placed around his house and property.
i’m pretty sure he did a video literally showing that.
If he does and if he did actually make a video of that I’m sure he probably wouldn’t show the actual location of the guns
"I have my ornamental shrub and grill gun...if things get really heavy I'll go for my topiary, front-gutters, and lawn gnome gun. I'd go for the swing-set gun, but that just wouldn't be fair....to them."
I have no doubts that he does
"Gun compartment"
-Kevin Heart
The things this man does for an intro. Sir I look forward to them every time.
yeah hope he wasnt sweeping the cameraman
When the sequel is actually better than the original. Not since Terminator 2!
This may be my favorite 🤣
He needs to just make intro videos, their better than the shooting content.
I actually skip every intro and just watch the main video.
“So he just taped guns to all of his house hold appliances?” -my wife 😂 I love this
So does Matt use airsoft for these skits or does he use real firearms? Who the fuck am I kidding, of course he uses real firearms. Hopefully he quadruple checks his firearms before he waved them in the face of his cameraman lol
@@Jackie_XIII in addition to him for sure triple checking you can also see in every frame his excellent trigger discipline
@@TheRandompaint yeah. I fucking love demo ranch. He for sure knows what he's doing but that doesn't stop him from being a lovable doofus
My girlfriend literally asked what the point of that whole skit was.
She's now my ex.
Jokes! But she doesn't get it.
@@Not_A_Cat 😂
"AR-10 chambered in 308"
*proceeds to pull out a barrett*
ikr
Thats a really fucking big AR-10 and thats a REALLY fucking big .308.
🤣🤣🤣
@@JoJo_fan-wc2ku but those bullet holes were so tiny... no way it couldve been 50 BMG... yes i know it is but i just still dont understand how those holes were so tiny
@@morkeleezjr.1016 If I had to guess, the bullets probably stretch the material when they hit it. Even through we think of Legos as hard, the plastic probably heats up and becomes malleable. Also rather than just taking a chunk of a solid object out, they pass easily through the Legos' thin, hallow walls. So, in total, we have what would be holes no larger than the size of the bullet, which close somewhat due to a little bit of elasticity in the Legos from the heat.
Kills me every time Matt picks up a bullet and say “ooh ahh that’s hot”!
At this point I have to wonder if he does it deliberately. One human being surely can't be that clumsy for this long.
@@Psyrus88 yeah man once when my dad was building a shack I had to hand him screws and drill bits
and of course me being a dumbass I touched the hot spot
I screamed and my dad told me to shut up
Wasn’t his Barrett gold? But in this video it isn’t?
@@ethangarcia854 he has more than one now
"This is an AR 10 chambered in .308", racks the .50
I was starting to wonder if I was the only one who noticed that.
I thought wtf
no need to comment about it i guess i'm not the only one who seen it lol
“Always treat a gun like it’s loaded”
Matt making the intro: how about no?
Safe filming with firearms is done all the time.
@@willh2739 I know. I’m just making a joke
I know right I always cringe when I watch the interest as much as I'm laughing
He had trigger discipline even though he was acting like a crazy stunt ninja?!
He'll do anything to make a dollar.
edit: 8==========>
That intro was the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen…. And was by far my favorite intro so far lol
YEA we finally saw the sequel to the killer roomba
I agree, very funny and absurd
You should watch Runaway starring Tom Selleck. It has a bit just like this where a home appliance goes rogue with a gun and he has to go in and take it out. One of the most ridiculous films I’ve ever seen.
@@jackoneill3281 love death and robots on netflix has something simular aswell
I sincerely hope Mere was the person behind the camera and I’d like to think that she just went crazy when Matt opened the dirt trap of the vacuum in the pool
Some ppl: “don’t play with guns”
Matt: I’m gonna play with my guns.
*is pay a spelling mistake or intentional*
@@theformer1337agent mistake hahaha
Ppl in Texas dont say stuff like that
Most people “it was lost in a boating accident on the river”
Matt “It was lost in an under water wrestling match with a vacuum cleaner”
A very underrated comment - this should have way more likes
Imagine breaking into Matt’s house and seeing him stand off with a vacuum.
Imagine trying to break into matts house
@@instinctualhavoc you simpli wouldn’t be safe in that circumstance
@@matt9741 I see what you did there
@@matt9741 you phrased that so perfectly
@@matt9741 ok that was good
I love the surprise that Matt has every time he grabs a bullet after firing it and finding that it's still hot.
Imagine someone trying to rob his house without knowing who he is
@Kaleb Nehring 😂
You watch beluga?
@Kaleb Nehring He actually did that, once...
8:30, man wasted a mortgage worth of 9mm just to show us a spinning bullet, bless this man
Matt has the best intros in all of UA-cam he put a lot of work through them Im sure he will always make great content for us keep it up man
KY Ballistics intros are better
@@hollywood3394 no
The intro was the only part that was remotely entertaining. Not his best work. This might be the worst one I've seen... Cant win em all
Soo good
The new intro looks amazing, but the old one will always hold a special place in my heart
Yea
The A never got destroyed in the old intro and it always slightly bothered me.
@@jagerfromgsg945 didn’t you get nerfed??
I high key miss the old one
This just in, the national guard is replacing the DC fence with Legos. We've had to place signs though requesting that people stop deconstructing the wall to build space ships.
me: goes to demo ranches channel
also me: watches matt tackle a vacuum into a swimming pool
video starts @4:20
5 mins of dumb BS.
@@timlockner8746 yeah it was a long intro but it was worth watching
@@timlockner8746 It may not be his best intro, but it does look like he put a lot of work into it
Intro: Matt tackles vacuum
Everyone: We got em boys
Matt: Drowning because he can’t get the cord off his neck
Nice pfp linkin park
Mare: Matt. You do know you're cleaning the pool today, right?!
@@connormahoney2070 Nope.
@Adax Rblx Report it for spam, that exact comment is in at least 10+ comments on this video
It amazes me how much Matt has come on UA-cam in the past 5 years, and I've been here since pretty much the beginning
Iono how old the video is exactly, but I remember some years ago just scrolling through my feed looking for something interesting to watch and fumbling across the What happens if you put BLANK in the microwave? video. Subbed then and there happy to find a curious scientific mind similar to mine 😊.
He's been on for 10 years. So since you were five years old?
You joined UA-cam four years ago though
@@kirkendauhl6990 to be fair, a lot of people used to watch without signing up or having an account. Hell a lot of people still do that
Facts
Mat after his first shot on the lego blocks : " My disappointment is imesurable and my day is ruined"
After the bullets started spining: " aight I take that back "
I wonder if his neighbors ever look over the fence and just go
"what the...."
Yeah I was thinking that when he is running around his front yard with his gun out lol
Not since the accident
Dont think Matt has NEXT DOOR neighbors. Pretty sure the property is a good ways away from the next person over
Nah. After the first time, they learned not to look again. They saw crazy cooter.....
A friend of mine lives by the Bunker🙄...yeah, she's not as big a fan as I am!!!😁
Matt: *films intro*
His neighbors: "the hech he doing over there"
I really want their pov of this
reshooting maximum overdrive...duh
"Mom Matt is having a stand-off with the vacuum again!! Did he take his meds today?!"
Today I learned I need a bush gun.
I imagine Mere is looking out the window and is rolling her eyes.
Matt, you really need to make an "Ow it's hot!" T-shirt. You say it nearly every video!
Nobody cares of what you want
@@Bern-ls5mi shut up dude
I second that 😂🤟🏼🔥
Bro I'd buy that
@@Bern-ls5mi wtf m8
the neighbors: honey, the guy next door is fighting his vacuum cleaners again!
Sweetie this is Texas
This is confirmed, in Texas that’s normal
So funny 🤣
"This is an ar-10 chambered in .308" Proceeds to rack one into the .50
i scrolled for so long, i thought i was the only one
@@classyhomicide6468 me too ;D
I thought he was gonna say he was joking but he never did
I wonder if he just miss spoke?
Nah that's a special kit for the AR 10 for a 50 barrett look.
No one:
Matt: spear tackles his vacuum into the pool.
Vacuum: chokes him
The neighbors don't even bat an eye anymore.
@@doughesson Nabors need optics to see him
Mere: honey where's the vacuum?
Matt: Um I don't know, I haven't seen it.
DO NOT go find it!!!
Last time vacuum was seen it was in a trash bag by the lake
Matt: "Before we get into the video I want to talk about today's sponsor Raid"
Skip button: *trembles nervously* "please go easy this time"
Same
Man, be gentle with her
:p
Matt as a kid: lets play with legos
His friends running terrified to their parents!!!
The other kids loved it! But Matt wasn't allowed to come over anymore.
@@rob6850 for sure!! He was the kid your parents told you to stay away from but you never wanted to because he had all the fun toys!! Modified 50bmg nurf guns, super soakers oh and surpressed 22lr when he was 4. Every year after things got greater and greater but more concerning when he built his first 50bmg lego gun with 50bmg resistant lego fort lol
@@carculturenation2166 its always the odd ones that grow up to do amazing things
@@nathan-ls8yw yep for sure lol and not only this channel but when you see him do stuff besides guns he just seems like a good apple. Off the ranch vet ranch and callabs just shows his multiple awesome things he does. Ive only watched a little vet ranch, its a little to nasty for me but it shows how he such serious caring guy.
Imagine if he just sold these as if he hadn't shot them, some kid is gonna wonder why his lego has extra holes.
These skits are getting more and more insane.
“Mommy what daddy doing outside”… “oh nothing just playing with his toys”. His toys = every gun a man could have. 😂
and LEGO
Mom y does dad get to play with the vacuum but i can't
He is playing lego shoting game 😃
Mom: what you doing
Matt: playing with my legos and bullets
Title of the intro should be “The Terminator: Rise Of The Appliances”
Edit: Thanks for the like y'all! Much love!
The into was incredibly stupid
😭😭😭😭😭
@@MicahJKelly he's having fun, if you want "serious all the time" there are other channels that do that.
OHHH MANN “DEMONATOR”
Terminator theme intensifies!
I always make sure that there’s a weapon in my outdoor grill u never know when the small appliances start a revolution
What do you do if the grill rises up against you?
@@beowulf9878 call in the demolitia
Hey! I don't need it 😀
The chances are low but never zero
@@beowulf9878 You ask help to the fridge,he will always be on your side carrying a minigun
This guy has everything i ever wanted
Yeah i mean he has money, cars, guns i am pretty jealous to be honest haha, the sad thng that most of us will age and die eventually without a glimpse of a luxurius life like his.
@@achilleas_christ9136 the fuck
For real
@@mr.quidlo9245 im sorry this is the reality
@@connormahoney2070 no need to watch theories about demolition ranch when you can watch actual demolition ranch here.
The fact that we got a part 2 just goes to show he's really doing it for us😂🤘
Matt "Would have cost 10k for a small lego wall"
Also Matt "Hello guys here is my gold plated Berrett on top of my new 2.5-ton fire truck"
Also Matt: shoots a 100oz bar of silver
Also the Barrett isn’t gold it’s actually titanium nitrate.
This is just priorities my man
"Wanna shoot something bigger"
Lego wall: * completely gone*
Matt has really been stepping it up with these intros as of late
I can't wait until Scott from Kentucky Ballistics really gets back at it. Last one was good.
When he first started the intros like 2 years ago I hated them I skipped over them and now I watch them
Matt it looks like those blocks have big holes in them, would it be possible to stack them and fill it full of sand?
I was thinking the same thing - sand or concrete.
I love when the videos do not go the way you plan it. Watching you improvise and turn it into a watchable video is LEGENDARY!!!!!
Someone donate him some real Lego 😂 I can imagine it would be a massive difference
Couple of *years ago he did a block of plate legos and 2x4 legos like
Edit. like @ I Am Groot said 3 years ago. UA-cam must've tricked me with autoplay
Do it
Would he get spinners tho?
Pretty sure Matt could afford real Lego if he wanted.
@@DirtMF702 that was like 3-4 years ago, but yep.
8:35 Matt leveled the table... next your going to tell me all his guns are sighted in
Yo dude you are never gonna believe this ,but ....
And clean
Way more volume of air in the big LEGO’s than the real thing.
Matt's favorite line: It's hot, ouch
Still waiting on the t-shirt... :D
I thought you said “It’s hot lunch.”
Nah, it’s probably “Lets try the 50 cal.”
@@spicy213 he picks up almost every hot round he can. He pulls out the 50 maybe once a video.
Read this right as he said it
The neighbors must’ve been so confused when he was filming that intro…
Lol
Probably worried
They would probably be more confused why they could see him given he lives on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.
Obv his neighbours already aware of his routine
Isn't it a ranch? So the closest neighbors would be miles away?
“ It’s wet from the creek water not my pee”
- Mat ( Demolition Ranch )
Sure, lol. (some Veiwers thoughts)
I really think you'd get different results with the tiny lego's, I just feel like they'd be stronger than these ones.
I agree, thicker walls and more tightly packed layers. These blocks have way too much open space in comparison.
But boy that .50 Cal shot was awesome to watch explode the back end xD
Amount of times lego has been stepped on, bout time someone taught them a lesson 😂
This does not have enough likes.
I just wish he had used REAL Lego's. They are way tougher. That and just think of the blast of colors when the 50 bmg hits it.
@@dragonmist6699 ahem ua-cam.com/video/y8XOGtv9FFs/v-deo.html they did 🙂
"This is a AR-10 chambered in 308"🤣🤣🤣11:24
That killed me ☠️☠️
Grey Ghost Precision .308 mk2 looks more like a Serbu BFG 50.
My my... How much has an AR10 evolved 😂😂
@@statementleaver8095 🤣🤣🤣
Matt - "I just pee'd in that creek over there"
Matt's neighbor (down stream) - 😬
yumi
The neighbor drinking fresh stream water: 😳
I could only laugh and say “fucking idiot” to that intro. So yea that was awesome.
I feel the Same with most of his intros
"This is an AR10 chambered in 308."
Press X to Doubt.
X
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Im happy after all these years, Matt can still come up with goofy ass intros to entertain us!!
His neighbors are like “ honey!! He’s out there again!! He’s doing it again come look!”
Mr & Mrs Kravitz don't even raise an eyebrow.
Lmafo 😂😂😂😂😂
Matt: Has been making UA-cam videos for over 7 years.
Also Matt: never learns that bullets are hot after being fired.
"Mom! Can I get Legos!?" "We have Legos at home." Matt's Legos.
It’s is Lego. There is no s. Lego said so themselves
That's exactly what I thought. Just look at those oversized, miserable excuse for 'Lego's. Disappointed.
@@supernerdkinda6887 it doesn’t matter how the person spelled it it’s just a joke and it’s kinda funny
@@supernerdkinda6887 ok 👌 thanks
@@supernerdkinda6887 TBH I don't think anyone cares how it's spelled it's a UA-cam comment.
Opening the dirt compartment inside the pool is definitely a "don't tell Mere" moment
Imagine if someone drove passed and saw him making the intro... lol
[Wife] Honey, he's doing it again.
[Husband] 🙄 Yikes. Well, we knew what we were doing when we moved in next door.
🤣, was thinking the exact same thing 👍
@@connormahoney2070 good luck becoming a yotuber!😁
He's in his backyard
@@connormahoney2070 Stop spamming.
I swear, these intros get more and more silly, but more and more intense for no reason. And I love it! 😂
Keep making great content Matt!
We gettin follow ups on intros now ???? : D Man, you deserve those 10 freakin millions Matt XD
I been saying this on other videos we need a SkitRanch channel where he makes these kinds of skit comedy videos
i really love how the littlest things, like a spinning bullet, make matt happy! but i mean after almost 10 years you would think he would figure out that bullets are HOT after firing them 😂😂
Yup 😂
"That bullet must be still hot"
* *proceeds to grab it anyways* *
This guy makes some of the best and most random intros. This is incredible, almost as good as the one where he set the sushi table on fire
Best. Intro. Ever !! Last part reminds me on a scene from the Office US.
ha ha same!
I said “oh Jesus!” Out loud when the vacuum canister came off under water lol
Me too. I was thinking, "Surely he took off the dirt canister or cleaned it out first." then poof, a dirt cloud in the pool, LOL. I knew he put in a lot of dedication but dang!
Same
Man I so rich he doesn't care about a whole canister of dirt in his pool
I read that in Bill Burr’s voice
Watching that cloud roll out, gave a shiver in my neck
These intros keep getting better and better
too long... i started skipping them. how long was this one?
I agree
@@gearbanginentertainment7476 to long for what it was lol.
@@gearbanginentertainment7476 2:45 min
@@gearbanginentertainment7476 too long and dumb
loved the intro, excellent production, couldn't even tell that the robots were CGI
I think there real
@@brianstabile165 you dont take humor very well, do you my friend
@@ropo_o I’m sarcastic
I just imagine Lincoln looking out the window and seeing his dad filming that intro then realizing that he is gonna have to do the same thing some day.
I’d imagine that boy is chomping at the bit to be included more in all things dad related... sketchier the better and it’s awesome lol
Ok, the spinning bullet was pretty dope!
got my up vote
Have you seen the video of the guy shooting ice on a pond and the bullets spinning for like forever on the surface? Trippy shit man
@@dannybueno3626 I don’t remember but I think that was disproven by mythbusters a while back
Always some out of the world intros. That's what earned my subscription years ago and still amused me every new video. Congrats on the 10mil subs
Matt you need to use the small lego’s! The big ones have more volume and may not have the same stopping power
"Its wet from the creek water, not from my pee" -Matt
I heard that right as I was reading this comment. 😂
Could you imagine he’s kids being like mom!! Dads fighting the vacuum again.
I literally busted out laughing.
Skynet: “We are watching you Demo Matt, the Machines will be watching”
10,000,000+ In just demo alone. I feel like we got his back.
@@michaelburns9147 yeah but Skynet can make its own army lol so they got pretty much an unlimited army
The spinning bullets was so cool!
At the end of the intro you should have shown Mere just inside the barn with an RC drone controller and an evil smile.
I am just imagining this being someone's first demoranch video, watching Matt being chased by a gun toting roomba 😅
Honestly, it'd be a pretty accurate summation of the entire channel.
"This is an AR10 chambered in .308" 🤣
Proceeds to chamber a round into his .50 BMG
Was that a joke that flew over my head? Is he just being Mat's particular flavor of weird? I was confused.
@@Ranstone yea, to say the least, that is not an ar10, and i think that's the joke
Matt's excitement at what essential are tiny lead tops spinning is hilarious.
Mere: "Matt, have you seen the kids Lego bricks?"
4:40
Lol
This has to be the most Texan video I've seen to date. Love it!
Watching that intro felt like watching an Oscar film
A step above
It was gold
And outro was a blockbuster
Thanks for all your entertaining intros and how much effort you put into entertaining us
How you keep coming up with intros like this will never cease to amaze me. Hilarious 😂
Wasn't expecting a video today, perfect timing on my break too!
Same! :D
Imagine if Matt was ever to sell this house, once the little house on the hill is finished. So many epic videos have been filmed on the house property
Matt, there are a lot of things I can get mad at you for shooting, and I've been quiet this whole time. You crossed a line man. I'm 'more' proud of you.
9:50 - That is ONE HELL of a kidney stone!
12:32 So today we learned Matt is more powerful than a 50bmg.
But raid shadow legends is sucking away at his life force.
Vacuums: "We got guns!"
Matt: "I got Guns and gun kata!"
The country coming out when he said “yall want to shoot something bigger “ priceless!!!!
Matt... Your intros have reached a whole new level of epic! Can't wait to see the next! 👍
I'm kinda sad for your kids..."Yaaaay! Dad bought LEGOS!" *bamm*bamm*bamm* "Ooooh maaaaan 😢
At least he had fun
I’m sure it’s more like : wow dad just bought some new target we can shoot at
Kids don't play with toys anymore.
Plot twist: Matt only used this channel because it’s his stress relief from just shooting legos and this is an inside peak of what he does