200lbs of Slime vs 50cal!!!
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2021
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"Club Diver" by Kevin MacLeod from incompetech.com.
Outro music by MDK, • ♪ MDK - Dream Eater (N... - Спорт
don't kink shame me
wait what
It all makes sense now
It's okay, you're valid
👃🧪👨🏻🦰
@@riptidejoyride2373 did you mean it all makes scents now
It took me so long to find out where all of the “bald woman” comments were coming from 😂😂😂
Where?
It do be like that sometimes, but then again, are you surprised, m’lady?
No idea what you're talking about, ma'am.
Excuse me M'lady, you are the best female shooter I've ever seen... And if you don't mind me asking, how did you end up bald?
This needs to be pined
Alternate title: Texas man plays with slime for the first time.
Ouch
L.o
“ this stuff is so nasty” Matt says then licks it at the end 😂😂😂😂
Lol he did
Lmao I was gonna say😂
Matt's like an overgrown 4yr old!! He might be bigger than a toddler, but he still puts everything in his mouth just like one... 😉
@@justindr.yaegertodd6220 yes
Matt's intros are getting so in depth that in a few years it'll be the whole video with a bit of shooting at the end.
It’ll be a Netflix original before we know it
Yeah and it’s too long….get to the content I came to see. His video before this one was 4 minutes and 30 or so seconds. I usually skip the intro and his skit.
I bet a full story intro with a “welcome to demolitia! Today, we’re shooting at a ... . 1 shot of .50 cal later : thaaaaank you all 😂
@@Some0ne001 why the intros are great. Lmao just complaining for no reason
@@Some0ne001 you can keep skipping forward, I’ll take the intros
Fill those giant "lego" blocks with slime. For science you know
That would be awesome!!!
Yes for science we need to now what would happen
i second this!!!
Hecks yeah, build em upside down so it doesn't leak out.
Fill the giant legos with concrete ?
“We’re gonna have Slime out on this range forever.”
So… We’re just not gonna talk about the obsidian video, huh?
Or the ranch lol
@@matbmorr that’s why it’s called Hidden Valley Ranch ;p no one knows it’s out there~ …except the millions of people who watched >.>
Everyone loving the “new lady friend” constantly switching positions and flying around 😂
That Slime ASMR bit is so cursed lmao, gotta love Matt's shenanigans
After that final sliming in his bed, I was laughing so hard I was in tears, LOL 😂🤣😭😭
Is shenanigans a place in florida
He was channeling Bob Ross pretty hard there lol.
169th like right here
I was completely expecting him to fire off a round a few seconds into his asmr bit...
"So calming and relaxing... BANG!"
After losing all his firearms in that tragic boating accident, he's certainly replenished his arsenal in a timely fashion.
They were covered by his insurance
A professional can aquire any weapon from anywhere. It's a matter of "when" rather than "if"._
A slimely fashion
I heard he lost all those too, right after the video was finished
*visible confusion*
Demo: “I like our little lady friend over there, she’s fun.” 😂😂
I love how Matt proves that growing up is truly overrated.🤣
Most viewers: Cmon Matt, back to the guns
Intelligent viewers: wow, look at the way this slime behaves.
Me: throw the mannequin more
exactly
The mannequin throw was hilarious. I was cracking up!
Me: bring back Creepy Cooter!
all of this
*YEET!*
“Where the slime is slippery and the questions don’t make sense” that’s just what I call my girlfriend
@@connormahoney2070 congratulations
Connor shut up spam boy.
😉 heck yeah bro
Y’all need Jeasus
Most women really
Matt: Films an intro where he dumps slime on himself several times.
Also Matt: Ahhh don’t rain that on me, thats disgusting.
The slime he dumps on himself looks like green oatmeal
14:42 idk why this made me laugh so much
Imagine being a demo kid….like wow dad came home with buckets of slime!!! “No kids you can’t play with those dad is shooting them”
Lol, I'm sure he let them play with a couple if they wanted.
the real tragedy lol
Matt is the bigger kid ! Proves that men never grow up!
"Dad, can *I* shoot the slime..?
"Not on camera."
"Awwww..."
If he bought that much slime for the vidja and the kids knew about it, I'm sure he had them some also. Im sure when it comes to shooting this type of stuff, he already has in mind that the kids want some too. As a parent, your always thinkin bout stuff like that. "Well I can't get myself this Lego kit and not get one for the kids." Lol
Demo: A giant chunk of slime hit me in the face…
Kentucky Ballistics: child, please
To soon, to soon
@@isaack1279 no
I was expecting a "that's what she said" comment.
I thought he was ordering a child from matt like mcnuggets
Then I realized I was dumb
O.O
you know I cant express my self enough on how much I love this channel and videos you make Matt. So glad u hit 10m subs
Matt keeps getting better every damn day lol!
Loved the new girl there, she loves to fly around haha
Awesome vid as always!
"The blue slime is running over the blue slime"
Every 60 Seconds in Africa a Minute Passes
I’ve never seen anyone put so much effort into their intros
Effort and probably crack
@@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 There is no "probably" he is definitely on crack for these intros
@@noahleek3968 I was just bout to say that lmfao
Congrats on 10 mili favs dude. Thanks for all your hard work and entertainment you bring into your videos. You made me laugh my ass off your awesome brother ty.
This has gone further than ballistics testing, it’s art dude, art.
Dr. Lee has never been so happy that demo ranch moved!
BINGO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
3rd
it feels illlegal
@@slax5461 r/woooosh
Next video: "Will a Hipoint still fire after swimming in Nickelodeon Slime?!"
Don't give him ideas lmao
Spoiler. It will.
@@VO_Bot fr I don’t wanna see another hi point 🤢
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. Thanks Matt! I needed a slime day in my life I guess.
Man... I joined the army was without UA-cam for a couple months and boom... theres enough new demo vids out for me to binge
Imagine archeologists finding the ranch and trying to explain wtf happen there…
Bro all they gonna find is shells of every caliber known to man kind..... and demos fossilized body
“Eww, This stuff is so nasty. How will I ever get it off my hands?”
Proceeds to touch it every chance he gets… 🤦♂️😂
Dammit matt control yourself! 😂
It's not real science unless matt puts his hand in it..lol
and also licks the slime off his fingers at one point xd @06:12 ish
Duh... how much did you spend on a rainwater catch system to have wash water at the HQ??? And there ain't been no lack of rain here in Tejas!!!
This was the funniest video i think I've watched of all!
Hi Matt, I love your channel and all the content you make especially because we can’t do half the stuff you can here in England. I’ve always wanted to see some test if home made silencers made of of drinks bottles, oil filters etc really work like in the film “shooter”. Keep up the good stuff from good ol Blighty.
I don’t know how the intros keep on getting more weird and crazy even after all the other crazy intros.
love it. haha
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear iri
@@AxxLAfriku What?
I have been watching this channel for about 6 years and the intros havent dissapointed me
Yes u finally did slime I’ve wanted this vid for so long
i love your intros Demolition Ranch !!!!
“Did not expect it to bust that much” -Matt
Matt is pretty sus
😂 😂 😂 Was gonna quote this too lol
Matt shortly before Mere told him she was pregnant for the first time.
@@tyrannicpuppy 5:44 is what Matt said shortly after mere told him
@@secularsam7678 😭
Matt in intro: *proceeds to dump slime on himself throughout the whole thing*
Also Matt: *gets tiny splash of slime after shooting round at bucket* “Ew that’s disgusting”
😂😂
Gold intro as always, Matt. It's like my childhood Nickelodeon made into a nightmare and I love it
Might be the funniest episode yet. The manequin flying in had me dying
“We’re going to touch this sparingly” proceeds to fondle it for a half hour every shot😂
I feel like Matt spends most his week cleaning up after his intros
His smirk at the end, you can tell he’s doing what he loves
What you do for the videos are priceless
35 years old, and those farts still got me laughing.. i'll never learn
I'm 50 years old and still laugh at fart noises that was the best bit of the vid ......lol
Brrrrroooooo, I'm 49 and I giggled like a little school girl when he did those fart noises.
I think it a law, when people fart or make fart noises you have to laugh or you go directly to jail.
🤣🤣
@@martinboyd3672 100% agree with you. 😂😂
54 and laughed my ass off. But, my 5 year old grand daughter Has farting slime ALL the time.
“I wouldn’t cheap out on you guys” …Not like those off brand LEGOs…
dem legos were dogg water
If your Lego bends without making the CRICKCRICKCRICK of breaking hardened plastic, it's off-brand Lego.
Yeah wtf he needs to do that over again lmao with the small ones. They’ll stop much more
@@favelakingpin1207 agreed but they’d also be harder to clean up I beg
@@sensasian805 hmm I
Suppose he can build an enclosure?
The first demo vid I can watch with my daughter!
Matt I just learned that you are a veterinarian, mucho respect brother
FACT…..
This guy puts more effort into the intros than most UA-camr’s do the entire video!
Matt: We're never going to get this slime out if the range.
Also Matt: *Throws slime at every tree in sight*
No trees were harmed in this video !
i love how he messes up his stuff to make us laugh he really goes all out
I love your intro they crack me up every single time 😂😂
“How do I get the 11 year old kids and the 40 year old gun lovers to watch?” Matt: “I got just the thing.”
How do you get kid into guns? This.
He's got the 8-12 year old demographic
The EPA starts breathing heavy every time they watch demolition ranch
I wonder if the EPA and the dog shooters and child burners over at the ATF (AFT?) watch these videos together
@@nategrimm4265 they’re probably pulling a toobin fantasizing about the guns they can take.
Nothing is ever gonna grow where Matt films these videos
I hope your personality is no different in your personal life than like what I saw today in this video on your channel. This was so funny and fun to watch. Great content.
And follow up thought, God help your wife.
Boss: why are you late every Wednesday morning?
Me: don’t tell mere
Boss: Understandable, have a nice day
I can imagine Addie's side eye when she sees her dad playing with slime by himself in his office and making fart noises. Lol
I love watching your vids man. Might i suggest when you potentially explode gewy things to wear an umbrella or some sort of poncho. Lol. Keep up the great work sir.
Do more of the increasing rank in caliber to see what will penetrate different things, we enjoy those types of videos Matt.
asking matt to get a 20mm rifle, day 5
Yes please
How bout a punt gun?
Or a 2 bore
Nitro mag express.....
Do it
Only on Demolition Ranch would we ask the question: "Is lead denser than slime?"
True
*SienceRanch
@@Malusdarkblades11 SiEcNeRaNcH
@@henryweiss64 sienseranch
This channel has one of the best outros ever!
That looks like so much fun!
You might want to call the ghost busters
“The blue slime is running over the blue slime.” Snozberries taste like snozberries.
🤣🤣 great movie
You boy's like Mexico?
@@matthewdon9565 FARVA!
So I wasn’t the only one that caught that
@@JohnDoe-nz6bk I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans.
“Didn’t expect to bust that much”
Story of my life, Matt
Thank you for useing the old intro that bag is mwah
Perfection
Welcome to Demokakki! Matt is right there in the thicc of it all skeet skeet spiderman with an ear to ear grin
lmao
Can't wait till donut, Kentucky, and Brandon see this
Donut needs to put slime in a backpack
@@magking1971 seconded
I wanna see and hear that.
Matt “I like my trees and don’t want to cut one down”
Also Matt “imma cover this tree in slime”
"Protective layer"
12:05 "thats what good mac n' cheese sounds like"
This episode is highly satisfying!
Nobody's talking about the random mannequin throws, it was hilarious
Yep, I just posted that... hope that it becomes a new thing on Demo Ranch.
@@2020Max1 they need to just subject that thing to random stuff lol
Or how it ends up upside down when he fires the 50
@@jacobburkholder3202 She had hairy crack up.
Also, range must have looked like a my little pony murder scene
😏
😏
Or the scene of an MPL orgy...
I think you'd seen a little too many My Little Pony sing on you know
Guess that is where Cupcakes was filmed. (a Grimdark edgelord MLP fanfic. )
“Did not expect it to bust that much” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man that was great, probably the first time I’ve seen a twenty min video and wished it were longer.
Everyone: flaunts Bitcoin and AMC
Demo Matt: shoots hollows at some metal targets
Checkmate
Would be a bigger flex shooting plywood haha
So glad Matt shouted his way out of that ASMR segment, it was weirding me out..hahah
15:25
This is the actual ASMR segment
Matt: "This was a bad idea. This is disgusting."
Also Matt: Way too fascinated by slime.
Matt love the channel. Not sure if you have ever tried this I could not find a video on it, but I was told to use rubber mulch just 50lbs to 150lbs in a box would stop a 5.56. I think you should try this. I’m not on a lot of land so trying to figure something out for a small range.
Everyone: Matt's so funny 😂
Me dying every time the camera man yeets the mannequin into the shot: 🤣
That last one was wonderful. About had me on the ground.
I like how he said “this is so nasty” and then gently licked his finger
just about to say that lol.
this is my favorite science channel.
I CANT.the slime intro omg im rollin so hard
“Mom what is that man doing over there?”
“Clap, clap, clap”
“Ohh nooo, it’s the slime soul snatcher somebody call the police”
Okay?
@@alldifferentaspects 😐
@@ncrtrooper5442 😑
I would like it but it's at 69 likes
@@alldifferentaspects you're an enemy of the NCR. Surrender peacefully
Just a grown man playing with slime and making fart noises. This is content ladies and gentlemen
The best kind. Fun and honest.
Agreed
This was so fun to watch on🍄🍄 great content
"That's a mistake"...does it 20 more times. lol. You are so funny Matt.
“Wow, didn’t expect it to bust that much”
Matt 2021
“I like our new lady friend over there, she’s fun.”
-Matt
I love that before the Outro she just goes flying
remember, dont tell Mere.
shes a party gal, comes flyin in at any time unexpected! LOL
@@Davidautofull yes mere definitely cannot know about this one.
Less than half a second into the video and Im already going 'Oh boy what the heck is Matt doing THIS time?"
Another excellent intro you have here, kind sir
Editor.. we need a “This is a mistake counter.” 😂😂 it’s in almost every video
We need that on a shirt.
That and, "ouch....that's hot"
Hilarious
@@jonny555ive those would be awesome
@@assorted_weapon3560
Right ?
I'd buy one of both, hahaha
@@jonny555ive absolutely
I love how the mannequin will occasionally fly across the screen
I started wondering how many videos have a second person off camera once I saw it go flying.
"She's fun"
And there is just no reaction
congrats on 10 mil subs
My 6 year old grandson loved this video. He laugh so hard. He then wanted me to find the play-doh video.
Yessssss I cant wait to watch matt get covered lol
thats hot
sus
Lol
Whoa calm down
I feel like there should of been a “no homo” disclaimer after this
"You guys know I wouldn't cheap out on you"
> Buys cheap kids' "Lego" bricks that are not nearly as dense as regular Legos.
We watch the videos all the time...but the slim on those white sheets was snot nice! 😁
Maybe it's just because I was getting my buzz on but this video was probably the funniest one. And I think I've seen them all...
The new mannequin getting chucked into frame every now and again is pretty hilarious too.