Stephen Colbert Presents: The Best Moments From 25 Years Of Fox News

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024
  • Our host has been a critic of Fox News for decades, so he's uniquely qualified to present this celebration of the conservative news channel's finest on-air moments in honor of their 25th anniversary. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @feiradragon7915
    @feiradragon7915 3 роки тому +49

    "A hydra of bottlenecks" made me instantly imagine a multi-headed dragon but it's heads are all wine bottles.

  • @PlumBerryCherries
    @PlumBerryCherries 3 роки тому +806

    We're not running out of Stupid tho. America's got plenty of that.

    • @BeefZupreme
      @BeefZupreme 3 роки тому +11

      Yea particularly steph Corbert fanbase

    • @BeefZupreme
      @BeefZupreme 3 роки тому +4

      @FvckY0u A$$h0le I actually don’t want fox or cnn or msnbc on tv. I don’t have cable. Waste of money and time

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 3 роки тому +9

      @@BeefZupreme trolls be trolling

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 3 роки тому +10

      @FvckY0u A$$h0le thank you for your service and sorry for your struggles. Let the trolls troll, don't give them the satisfaction of a supposed debate.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @admerin6961
    @admerin6961 3 роки тому +647

    Just a reminder to please not verbally abuse minimum wage workers when they are out of coke, or cups, or chicken, or toilet paper.

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 3 роки тому +95

      Never abuse the people who are involved with your food, or health, or transportation

    • @admerin6961
      @admerin6961 3 роки тому +24

      @@KristiContemplates absolutly.

    • @Bladeofdeath311
      @Bladeofdeath311 3 роки тому +57

      I make it a point to talk to managers when these essential servicemen do well for me.
      Once at Bestbuy a manager asked me if their employee told me to do that: I was like... noo... I just appreciate him.
      At Target yesterday the acting manager was stand-offish until I told her I was just so happy with their employee going above & beyond for me.
      Was it really all that big of a deal? no he just showed me where the ramen was. I just want these people to get more recognition & hopefully a raise.

    • @ellasmommy9278
      @ellasmommy9278 3 роки тому +27

      Thank you for that PSA. ( I'm a cashier)

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @danielkelly4600
    @danielkelly4600 3 роки тому +66

    I love Stephen Colbert, charming, funny, just incredibly likable

    • @randomdaveUK
      @randomdaveUK 3 роки тому +2

      @Jorge Briln was that sarcasm?

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 3 роки тому

      @Jorge Briln assuming you're one of them, since you're here

    • @moosemtn49
      @moosemtn49 3 роки тому

      excuse me while I puke! Eat my shorts DK

    • @maeberriepie
      @maeberriepie 2 роки тому +2

      And handsome, don't you dare forget handsome!

  • @pambronson4467
    @pambronson4467 3 роки тому +130

    That was the first time I ever saw a Fox News montage that didn't make me want to puke. Good job to the editing department. 👏

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 3 роки тому +2

      @ not sure who you're ranting about, but either way take a Valium dude, before you have a stroke

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! Though I wish they'd ended it with the clips shortened and sped up so the fux "news" personalities chanted "Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!" Then they could've added Shep's to comment after that.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 роки тому +1

      Kitty Cat Meow...Snookies Pregnant

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 3 роки тому

      @@bec7080 That's gonna be my new go-to phrase.

    • @xanadools4261
      @xanadools4261 3 роки тому

      TDS

  • @billmiller2051
    @billmiller2051 3 роки тому +284

    Whoever wrote the Capitol One joke is brilliant. Well done!

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 3 роки тому +12

      "Sh***iCard" 😂

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni 3 роки тому +11

      I didn't understand the second part of the joke though... I mean they didn't even change the name of the bank...

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому +1

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    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 3 роки тому +1

      @@YamiOni LoL

    • @222mila
      @222mila 3 роки тому

      @@clqudy4750 is doing juicing for tomorrow and hiiiijiiijiipi

  • @DONJULIANOrtiz
    @DONJULIANOrtiz 3 роки тому +102

    That “Anything Bagel” joke didn’t get enough credit!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 роки тому

      That was a weird looking bagel:. Chewing gum, pills and dice were on it!

  • @crawlinjohn
    @crawlinjohn 3 роки тому +616

    Shatner was making a joke by referencing an old b&w Twilight Zone episode. In the episode he was a passenger on a plane. But when he looked out on the wing, there was a creature looking back at him. The creature was sabotaging the plane, hence Shatner’s joke.

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 3 роки тому +34

      @@ichijofestival2576 … Shatner’s breakthrough TV role…

    • @ttcherrick
      @ttcherrick 3 роки тому +17

      9:21: Mr. Colbert showing his age (10 years younger than me). The word is pronounced “uh BLAY tive”, not “AB luh tive”. If he’d been glued to the TV watching the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo programs (like I was) he’d know this.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @bahjinelson3986
      @bahjinelson3986 3 роки тому +36

      Shatner actually played an astronaut who looked out of the window and saw an alien in the Outer Limits series, which came after Twilight Zone, but before Star Trek. So, twice he's had that bad luck.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +4

      @@ttcherrick Isn't it the other way round. I happen to watch a lot of modern space reporting by people who tend to know what they talk about.

  • @sethgriffin763
    @sethgriffin763 3 роки тому +157

    People don't realize how important truckers are until you can't get your stuff...

    • @marymcdaid1485
      @marymcdaid1485 3 роки тому +18

      Very true. Essential workers are not valued enough.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 3 роки тому +9

      True. And anyone outside a port city doesn't think at all about the longshoremen and sailors.
      When the entire world is at least 70% vaccinated, things will get better.

    • @Krispy1011
      @Krispy1011 3 роки тому

      and its CA new laws concerning truckers that has stifled the truckers and preventing them from carrying off the shipping containers - CA failed lib dem policies have failed America again!

    • @puregoodevil1084
      @puregoodevil1084 3 роки тому +6

      @@Krispy1011 or they could just grow up and get the vaccine so the rest of us can get on with our lives

    • @Krispy1011
      @Krispy1011 3 роки тому +1

      @@puregoodevil1084 you will never be able to get on with your life as long as the corrupt US lib dems have any say so -

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 3 роки тому +78

    Actually a Asteroid is sounding pretty good these days.

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 3 роки тому +4

      I just worry that they’ll make a mistake in their metric to imperial calculations and knock the astroid off course on a path to earth, but maybe that is a good thing.

    • @sandrachappell9278
      @sandrachappell9278 3 роки тому

      Blasting Rockets into asteroids. From the same geniuses who pondered nuking the Moon?

    • @wildchameleon7
      @wildchameleon7 3 роки тому +1

      @@sandrachappell9278 It's actually a test mission to measure the impact of this technology that could be useful on more menacing asteroids in the future.

    • @Cjones322
      @Cjones322 3 роки тому

      Right. I wanna watch the ground give way.

    • @sandrachappell9278
      @sandrachappell9278 3 роки тому

      The word could is noted

  • @kraekennedy
    @kraekennedy 3 роки тому +57

    Just love getting Stephen Colbert back on Fridays again!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @robertbruce2840
    @robertbruce2840 3 роки тому +10

    THANK YOU for ALL you
    BRAVE SOULS that have
    served this GREAT COUNTRY!
    🛡 🇺🇸 with ❤ + Honor = 💞

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @benr3799
    @benr3799 3 роки тому +83

    I have never heard such a honest and from-the-heart boo/wail from the audience at 1:52 when the alcohol shortage came up lollllll

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 3 роки тому +4

      lol right? Slightly troubling, they were many times more upset about that one than any of the previous shortage. Me too I guess though, if the world's gonna suck at least let me drink

  • @LackeysLack
    @LackeysLack 3 роки тому +80

    "Problems can be solved by adopting a sustainable lifestyle"
    Yeah, that goes over well in a country whose culture is DEFINED by unsustainable growth and consumption.

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 3 роки тому +2

      The Walmart shoppers will rise up and make 6 January look like a tea party.

    • @marel6279
      @marel6279 3 роки тому

      So true- a culture where Madison Avenue forever has promoted the disposable culture.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому

      "Sustainable" wasn't what made me laugh in reference to America; "ascetic" was the hilarious adjective.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 3 роки тому

      We are doomed 🥴🥲

  • @michealolsen1344
    @michealolsen1344 3 роки тому

    Yea! Stephen Colbert... thank you!!

  • @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997
    @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997 3 роки тому +138

    Hoarders everywhere are going "I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO KEEP ALL THAT RANDOM SHIT!"

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @VoightKampf
    @VoightKampf 3 роки тому +70

    Gotta admit, Shatner's reply tweet was golden.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 роки тому +216

    I liked the William Shatner reference to the old Twilight Zone episode on the airplane!

    • @MsPrincesspaulina
      @MsPrincesspaulina 3 роки тому +7

      @Opus 313
      I have to wonder how many people caught that reference? That was a classic Twilight Zone episode.
      Bloom County forever.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 роки тому +2

      Stephen needs to start his own version of Corrections.

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 3 роки тому +1

      @@jb888888888 … nah, Seth’s killing it over @ Late Night.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 3 роки тому +7

      Nightmare at 20,000 Feet. Classic episode.

  • @janvandertoorn
    @janvandertoorn 3 роки тому +5

    Wow that was a jam packed monologue full of highlight😂 way to out do yourselves Colbert Team!!!

  • @gazorbo.
    @gazorbo. 3 роки тому +122

    Dear Stephen,
    I am disappointed, when William Shatner said "I'm planning on putting my nose against the window [once I'm in space], and my only hope is I won't see someone else looking back." he was referencing the episode of "The Twilight Zone" episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" in which he played a passenger on an airline flight who is the only one to notice a hideous creature (Gremlin) wandering around the wing of the plane while it is in flight.
    What is going on? Are all your writers under 25 and/or have they never watch the original Twilight Zone series?
    Sincerely,
    Gazorbo

    • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
      @Author_Alyssa_Taylor 3 роки тому +8

      Gazorbo -- Atta Boy!! I'm no 25-year-old either! It wasn't the best TZ episode, but it was Bill and a fellow Canadian so I have to agree with the slip up!! :)

    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 3 роки тому +4

      Under 25 and know nothing.

    • @userwsyz
      @userwsyz 3 роки тому +8

      I think Colbert was just using that sentence literally to make a joke.

    • @debih2109
      @debih2109 3 роки тому +3

      In their defence, the twilight movies are garbage and painful to watch

    • @sourpatchkid394
      @sourpatchkid394 3 роки тому +3

      @@debih2109 haha! Good one 🤣

  • @jsb331
    @jsb331 3 роки тому +612

    Captain America: Winter Shipping Logistics ..... I want to see that movie.

    • @AG-kp4sh
      @AG-kp4sh 3 роки тому +16

      We are in it! :)

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому +1

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    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 3 роки тому +5

      "Can't...get...the goggles.....ON!!....." +75min of filler until he gets them straight. -Marvel.

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five 3 роки тому +6

      Spoiler
      LOGISTICATOR FREIGHTINER get's derailed, can't find 18 gear, and google maps gets a bug in it... ah more bugs in it...
      and cant find a single public toilet to use the whole trip. Capital 1 & 2 - "What's in your _pants._ "....... adult service won't even help him.. (ah ya.. Tony does too.DUHH)

    • @scottfitzpatrick1939
      @scottfitzpatrick1939 3 роки тому +7

      Capitain we sent the wrong form to customs!

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N 3 роки тому +20

    Oldly go where no one has gone before 🏆

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix 3 роки тому +235

    One of my favorite moments of FOX news was Hannity's complete 180 in the span of a couple minutes. Dismissing a story about Trump wanting to fire Mueller and all of his sources can't confirm that. Cut to commercial and then back to Hannity, who suddenly saying the story was confirmed, but then covers it with "isn't he allowed to do it?". And the quickly shift to a car chase video.
    Classic.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 3 роки тому +23

      I appreciate the story Itosalix. I cannot look at Hannity long enough to witness such great moments in fake news myself.

    • @Itosalix
      @Itosalix 3 роки тому +7

      @@chonqmonk I hear ya, fortunately it was just a clip and didn't have to watch the fiction he calls a show.

    • @srikan463
      @srikan463 3 роки тому +3

      Ok. But when do we do similar show on CNN?

    • @Featherfinder
      @Featherfinder 3 роки тому +1

      Absolutely. But then again, Hannity is right out in the open about his right wing, anti-Democrat bias. Whereas ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN all pretend to “just report the news” when each entity is absurdly biased in favor of the Democrats and never own that.

  • @tanyajackson-smith5504
    @tanyajackson-smith5504 3 роки тому +20

    I would love to see a SNL skit that will show just how swift justice would be, IF the insurrectionists were Black and Brown people. Just how concerned and aggressive Republicans and Fox, OAN, and other right-wing news stations would be?

  • @kimberknutson831
    @kimberknutson831 3 роки тому +1

    Excellent as always. Thank you. : )

  • @mikenoble91
    @mikenoble91 3 роки тому +623

    Some of my favorite moments are when Stephen doesn't realize how long the intro to his segment is and it startles him. Never stop awkwardly pausing Stephen!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot 3 роки тому +7

      It’s all scripted dude

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 роки тому

      Like he finds everything hilarious when the country is going down the sh&#$t hole. Never mind! The rich colonel bert will do just fine!🥰

    • @Wigglewonks
      @Wigglewonks 3 роки тому +6

      My favorite thing is reading comments from people who think it’s not completely 100% scripted, written by others and rehearsed.

    • @jonathananderson2218
      @jonathananderson2218 3 роки тому

      @@agnez___9613 .

  • @DracoMagnius
    @DracoMagnius 3 роки тому +316

    Man I find it hard to believe I'm 4 years older than Fox News...I miss being a 4 year old and Fox News not existing those were good times.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @jeffwhite2511
      @jeffwhite2511 3 роки тому +8

      Hell Yes!!

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 3 роки тому +13

      I am about 17 years older than Fox News, good times, although I grew up in a different country and have never watched it.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 3 роки тому +16

      My 30+ years before them, despite the Cold War, was definitely better...

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 3 роки тому +13

      @@y_fam_goeglyd yes, when journalists who weren't factual could only get jobs with the Enquirer and it's ilk.

  • @wayneburton8168
    @wayneburton8168 3 роки тому +296

    Stephen's satire is still the best way to digest the news of the day.

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 3 роки тому +2

      I thought I would never be forgiven when I said a couple of years ago , I really like Seth Meyers, but man he needs to stop getting his jokes from the janitor".......Finally a few others quickly said they had felt that way for a while and maybe it was just them.......his staff is better now, and Seth's wit at poking fun when the joke sucks is brilliant. He just started clips on jokes to bad to do, but Stephen is awesome !

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 3 роки тому +1

      🎶🎵🎶🔊#yep

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 3 роки тому +4

      @@murrayflewelling1258 I think Seth has gone too long without an audience to play off of. Mr Colbert had a secret weapon

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 3 роки тому +7

      @@murrayflewelling1258 His charming wife Evie.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly.......you really should be reading actual journalism and reporting to get your news.

  • @mustafa1name
    @mustafa1name 3 роки тому +19

    "This is what heats up my ablative shield". Woah there, Stephen, language

  • @jefschobert9765
    @jefschobert9765 3 роки тому +31

    Clean water and air should be considered first on all policies, not poking holes in the thing that stops radiation from frying us all.

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah foresight has never been humanities greatest strength.
      “Lots of money now, or a dead ocean in fifty years…. fuck it, I’ll be dead so lololol”

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 3 роки тому +4

      @@nanashi1173 so some facts come out about such n such company polluting. We get excited and learn not only did they pollute yet also bought off public officials in various agencies to basically steal resources and hide their wealth.
      Now we are mad and then have to ask the courts about the use those products only to get shot down.
      So we stop buying yet they change the company name. So we protest and they highjack the movement.
      And then a carrot is dangled in front of us with yet more distractions which end up spending tax dollars and making the very thing we don't want richer and more powerful.

  • @willjohnboy
    @willjohnboy 3 роки тому +51

    25 years of evil

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому +2

      Real evil is the government burying the 1942 USDA film *Hemp For Victory* under decades of drug war lies.
      Real evil is the government putting *Hemp For Victory* online and still waging the war on drugs for decades.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @king1maduro
      @king1maduro 3 роки тому

      @@Marijuanifornia Preach my brother Or sister.😁👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +270

    The bank jokes got me... I'd hold up a glass in respect, but there's no friggin' liquor around!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 3 роки тому +4

      I have plenty and will share, it's more fun to drink with others anyhow.

    • @mikeswiental4815
      @mikeswiental4815 3 роки тому

      it is sad that comendy has been replaced by political activism disguised as comedy with a fake laugh track.

    • @Деннисио
      @Деннисио 3 роки тому

      @@jonbus766 000

    • @edmc1000
      @edmc1000 3 роки тому +1

      No shortage of liquor in Colorado

  • @uyd
    @uyd 3 роки тому +311

    Kirk is going where other people have gone before.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

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    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +12

      And turning back just before reaching the first frontier...

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 3 роки тому +8

      He's boldly going where no 90 year old has gone before. 😏

    • @gazorbo.
      @gazorbo. 3 роки тому +13

      When William Shatner said "I'm planning on putting my nose against the window [once I'm in space], and my only hope is I won't see someone else looking back." is a reference to episode of "The Twilight Zone" episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" in which he played the only passenger on an airline flight to notice a hideous creature (Gremlin) wandering around the wing of the plane while it is in flight.

    • @smokinlouie9885
      @smokinlouie9885 3 роки тому

      Thought George Takei is the only one from Star Trek that rode D!#k$ to space.

  • @davidmatthews3131
    @davidmatthews3131 3 роки тому +3

    Hail the show's writers!
    No shortage of fine phrasing.

  • @patriciawiskoff6959
    @patriciawiskoff6959 3 роки тому +4

    Loved this edition laughed a good belly laugh when you were talking about William Shatner

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 3 роки тому +139

    Top 5 most harmful things to your brain:
    #5. Playing American football
    #4. Drinking lead-contaminated water
    #3. Hitting the head with a hammer
    #2. Having a lobotomy
    #1. Watching Fox News

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 3 роки тому +6

      I thoughts it’s watching right wing media garbage, watching the GQP, owing a gun, being a racist with a plus or minus of serving in government, and watching Fox News or not getting the vaccine

    • @parnelpospahala6087
      @parnelpospahala6087 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tuturial464for what it's worth... I think you're Both right. Thank you for much needed laugh!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @sheilacrabtree5993
      @sheilacrabtree5993 3 роки тому +4

      Faux no news just lies and conspiracy theories for their dear orange one. Just a fact!

    • @queerbotanicalqueen
      @queerbotanicalqueen 3 роки тому +5

      Are we sure watching Fox isn’t just getting a lobotomy?

  • @billtomson5791
    @billtomson5791 3 роки тому +133

    Shatner's comment was a reference to that famous Twilight Zone episode where he looks out the window of the plane he's on and sees the gremlin on the wings.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonbus766 go away.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 3 роки тому +3

      @@shnola504 The spammers are working in teams now...🤬

    • @wocket42
      @wocket42 3 роки тому +1

      Yes. How did Colbert miss that?

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lucius1958 I've been reporting them steady.

  • @whimsical_me5135
    @whimsical_me5135 3 роки тому +15

    I just love his ombre tie!

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому +1

      It is pretty snazzy lol

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому +1

      I swear he briefly opened the jacket to show it off in its full glory cause he was slayed by his own style

  • @22Phantasm
    @22Phantasm 3 роки тому +7

    As monologues go... this was spectacular !

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 3 роки тому +23

    I feel like the graphics department is gunning for raises 😂

    • @juliemacdonell6381
      @juliemacdonell6381 3 роки тому +1

      I think they are poking at Seth's whiney, lazy, no-good graphics team! 😎

    • @ivanhenderson31
      @ivanhenderson31 3 роки тому

      A little too much I'd suggest...

  • @thelogician9879
    @thelogician9879 3 роки тому +99

    When William Shatner said "when I look out the window (of a rocket), I hope there's no one looking back," I assumed that was a callback to his classic Twilight Zone episode where he saw a weird monster while looking out the window of a plane, with the monster standing on the wing and destroying the engine. Stephen's writing staff, you get a C-minus for missing that opportunity. Sorry, tough but fair.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 роки тому +10

      -I hope it comes up in Corrections next week- oh wait wrong host nevermind.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 3 роки тому +11

      @@jb888888888 No, we should tell Seth
      It's his job to correct late night mistakes across the board.
      Actually, I don't have any proof, but somehow, ai feel like this mistake is down to Seth Meyers Late Night graphic team

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 3 роки тому +2

      Otto there's a Gremlin on the side of the bus!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 3 роки тому +3

      Stephen’s writing staff is extremely young. Wouldn’t be surprised if they aren’t even familiar with that Twilight Zone episode

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 3 роки тому +5

    I love Stephen Colbert!!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h4x1mceiwAI/v-deo.html

  • @barbarabeagley6650
    @barbarabeagley6650 3 роки тому +18

    Shatner better not come back infested with Tribbles!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @Bj5m17h
    @Bj5m17h 3 роки тому +27

    The best thing Fox News ever did was to inspire the character "Stephen Colbert"
    which, of course, helped to launch the career of actor/comedian, Stephen Colbert.

    • @skipads5141
      @skipads5141 2 роки тому

      The Stephen Colbert character was vastly better than his current incarnation and 180° different than horrible 🐕💩 like Tooning The News.

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 3 роки тому +1

    Happy to have some Friday’s with Stephen and my wife like we use to ;) thanks man ;) good times late at nite with my wife my smokes and my foods and my lil screen on my phone just like always. :) priceless

  • @sheikantoniovonpeanutbutte9667
    @sheikantoniovonpeanutbutte9667 3 роки тому +121

    I think what Shatner was referencing with the “hope nobody looks back at me” was his Twilight Zone man on the wing of the plane episode. I’m disappointed in you guys

    • @suzakule
      @suzakule 3 роки тому +14

      Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

    • @janetmccauley2390
      @janetmccauley2390 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking that I was the only one to get that. :)

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly.

    • @sigsin1
      @sigsin1 3 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @garrettmobley1181
      @garrettmobley1181 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I would have played into Shatner's joke and shown a moment of that instead.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 роки тому +66

    The asteroid we are crashing into does not pose a threat to Earth... yet...

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 3 роки тому +2

      Because crashing into a harmless astroid isn't in preparation for crashing into the recently discovered astroid made of sooo much Gold that every Human could be made a Billionaire.....

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +3

      @@AnnieWarbux If you think about at all, 'every person having so much gold that they could each be a billionaire' would not mean 'everyone would be rich'

    • @grateful954
      @grateful954 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah-it’s about mining asteroids. The cover to justify the investment of $ and resources is that it’s for future threats.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 роки тому +1

      I hope they calculate their angles properly, so it doesn't become one. Or disturb the sleeping bear...

  • @vanessaroot-fitzgerald6350
    @vanessaroot-fitzgerald6350 3 роки тому +1

    You’re taking another vacation? I don’t believe this! I need my Colbert fix!

  • @nicolasderuiter1699
    @nicolasderuiter1699 3 роки тому +1

    3:17 I love the piano's little quote of "My Favourite Things" punctuating a moment of real insight. Nice

  • @reginaromsey
    @reginaromsey 3 роки тому +41

    Shatner is fulfilling a dream his generation had and pushed for until it is actually possible.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @Jacob_Junge
      @Jacob_Junge 3 роки тому +2

      Ah, yes, the dream of very rich people briefly visiting the outer part of the atmosphere. What a time to be alive!

    • @jerryherrin6470
      @jerryherrin6470 3 роки тому

      @@Jacob_Junge Exactly. "Hmmm, I could buy 20 houses and give them to homeless veterans, or I could spend a few hours in what most astronauts wouldn't even call space. I choose the latter!"

    • @jerryherrin6470
      @jerryherrin6470 3 роки тому

      @mugwump ​ When did I say Shatner isn't philanthropic? (Almost all wealthy people are, it's a huge tax break and it keeps the unfortunates from breaking through the gates of their mansions.) Nor did I say Shatner himself is paying for this, he's probably getting it comped just because he's Cpt. Kirk. I was speaking of the wealthy in general.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 3 роки тому +448

    The world is a worse place because of Fox News.

    • @PokeRealmz
      @PokeRealmz 3 роки тому +13

      How dare a news station cover the news unbiasedly.

    • @anthonyekene2071
      @anthonyekene2071 3 роки тому +2

      Just the US please

    • @brasco96wired67
      @brasco96wired67 3 роки тому +3

      Delusional

    • @shermanculbertson6244
      @shermanculbertson6244 3 роки тому +56

      @@PokeRealmz Fox News is sure as hell not unbiased. It’s a right wing propaganda network.

    • @rockdinosaur8619
      @rockdinosaur8619 3 роки тому +40

      @The Insult Pigeon The difference is that CNN often stumbles into the truth - Fox doesn't even bother.

  • @Dargubus93
    @Dargubus93 3 роки тому +15

    How much Fox did your team have to watch for this? that sounds like torture...

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 3 роки тому

      Yea. 😬 yikes. Hadn’t thought about it… Hope they had some sort of computer scanning.

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes 3 роки тому +2

    NIce work by the expert: "All we have to do is have millions of people simultaneously make a voluntary major change in their behavior." That kind of clear thinking can solve all kinds of problems.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 3 роки тому +2

    Dude, I’m crying this was so hilarious

  • @miltonchambers8194
    @miltonchambers8194 3 роки тому +20

    "deep doodoo" totally worth it.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @HealthyWithAustin
    @HealthyWithAustin 3 роки тому +3

    These segments need to be at least…3 times longer

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 3 роки тому +82

    Stephen: A giant asteroid might crash into earth and kill us all.
    Audience: Oh god no!
    Me: Thank god! About fucking time!

    • @dedeye2000
      @dedeye2000 3 роки тому

      Many of us deserve it. Mostly liberal Democrats.

    • @prof.scheere6933
      @prof.scheere6933 3 роки тому +10

      @@dedeye2000 no but spare the republicans... Theyve had it so rough! Not like theyre trying to kill our democracy from the inside

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 3 роки тому

      Me: Not again!

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 3 роки тому +2

      Bring it on. The earth will recover and be fine without us.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 3 роки тому

      Couldn't it hit us in 2016

  • @cthoolhoo1441
    @cthoolhoo1441 3 роки тому +7

    Cap would defeat the Hydra of Bottlenecks by re-forging his shield into an epic clipboard. "The global shipping network must never again mistake compassion for weakness!"

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g7677 3 роки тому +37

    Just a reminder: Toys, books, cans, bottles, pumpkin, car parts, diapers, liquor, paper, cups and everything else.

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 3 роки тому

      do you not have one of these in America? do you need two of every thing, America?

    • @midnighto.g7677
      @midnighto.g7677 3 роки тому +1

      @@cultureal9544 Nope, I have none of these, I live in the seclusion where I climb a mountain to watch UA-cam

    • @GathererThompson
      @GathererThompson 3 роки тому +4

      Teachers, elderly care workers, and docs/nurses are on the list, too. No shortage of evicted people, though, or COVID infections..

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +1

      There is going to be a whole lot of layoffs at Toys-Books-Cans-Bottles-Pumpkins-Car Parts-Diapers-Liquor-Paper-Cups 'R' Us.

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 3 роки тому +36

    that’s literally the most famous twilight zone episode ever, that shatner is referencing

    • @blader45bc
      @blader45bc 3 роки тому +3

      To Serve Man is more chilling. "It's a cook book!!" Poor Lloyd Bochner.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 3 роки тому +2

      And the last fella on Earth setting down to read and breaking his glasses. Or the omnipotent kid. I’d say these were equally famous.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 3 роки тому +1

      I have to give a shout out to "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street", since no once else has brought it up yet.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому

      @@davidlundquist1979 -- "Monsters" is not only a great TV episode; Serling wrote it as an outstanding short story.

  • @donwebster9292
    @donwebster9292 3 роки тому +21

    Props to Shatner.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @Ceci_et_Cela
    @Ceci_et_Cela 3 роки тому +15

    I feel like “shortages” are a marketing scheme.

    • @tracyzimmerman7912
      @tracyzimmerman7912 3 роки тому

      Possibly

    • @rebeccalarson4523
      @rebeccalarson4523 3 роки тому +1

      Oh no. They are very real. There are a lot of items planned for Thanksgiving sales that we don't know if they are going to make it in time. Shop early this holiday season and don't wait for deals.

    • @Ceci_et_Cela
      @Ceci_et_Cela 3 роки тому

      @@rebeccalarson4523 I haven’t seen any shortages other than new cars. Lol

    • @josephveitch8898
      @josephveitch8898 3 роки тому +1

      How would that.make companies more money? That is why they do marketing to increase revenue. When shelves are empty they lose.money not increase money. Limiting.profucts can drive up.prices not totally running out.

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 3 роки тому +1

    The Space News segments tonight were fantastic, especially the Twitter back-and-forth between Stephen and Bill Shatner.

  • @cyborgmetropolis7652
    @cyborgmetropolis7652 3 роки тому +7

    The crew should have played back his rendition of Rocket Man on an endless loop for him to appreciate.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 3 роки тому +24

    When Tom Cruise goes to space he's going to hang onto the outside of the spaceship just to look cool.I mean, everyone's done the sit inside thing.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 роки тому +2

      Fine, they can leave him out there until he publicly acknowledges the instititional abuse of the cult he is in.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 3 роки тому

      He'll find an excuse to ride a motorcycle.

  • @christopherlundgren3499
    @christopherlundgren3499 3 роки тому +4

    I always wait till the first joke I truly love before hitting the Like 👍 button. Doesn't take long, and then I spend the rest wishing there was a Like button for every other joke that I love 🙃

  • @newtondelmar4416
    @newtondelmar4416 3 роки тому +5

    The truck driver shortage has been happening for nearly a decade...I tried to convince my niece to go into trucking about 6 years ago...she got a 100K a year gig with IBM in NYC instead...LOL:)

  • @lucasharvey8990
    @lucasharvey8990 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the video!

  • @hamishhamish4257
    @hamishhamish4257 2 роки тому

    I love you Stephen 😘😘😘😘😘

  • @geraltrivia6148
    @geraltrivia6148 3 роки тому +10

    That's a nice tie, Stephen.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/xCEu21sTfnI/v-deo.html

  • @loisfolk5492
    @loisfolk5492 3 роки тому +6

    Love this guy and his show. Monologue, meanwhile, space news and the band being human great show.

  • @Co-D31
    @Co-D31 3 роки тому +23

    The word shortage only means that they're going to raise the prices sooner rather than later🤷‍♂️

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 роки тому +6

      And then conveniently forget to restore the previous (cheaper) price when supply returns.

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy 3 роки тому +1

    Oh Gorn....
    ...... Please never never, ever change 💚

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 3 роки тому +1

    Appreciate the Blues-y rendition of the Succession theme at the end!!
    The band is one major reason I'd love to be in the audience in person one day

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 3 роки тому +15

    I think Shatner's reference to someone looking back might also be from his appearance on Twilight Zone, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", 1963.

  • @stantonwa1
    @stantonwa1 3 роки тому +22

    Stephen, you should do a Friday edition about intermodal transportation and sci-fi more often. Great stuff! I only like the video if I laugh out loud. I liked this one +5 times 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @metolurr530
      @metolurr530 3 роки тому +1

      will u r a SIMP lmao

  • @Tony-gz6bi
    @Tony-gz6bi 3 роки тому +11

    I need more unexpectedly slow graphics that Stephen isn’t prepared for! Lol

  • @user-od9iz9cv1w
    @user-od9iz9cv1w 3 роки тому +1

    Love this episode! I watched to see all the stupid stuff FOX has done over the last 25 years.
    You got me with that one!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 роки тому

    This was great 😊

  • @lauragriffith1826
    @lauragriffith1826 3 роки тому +37

    Cloth diapers. Did it. Totally doo-doable.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 3 роки тому +2

      If you have a washer and dryer cloth diapers might work.

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 3 роки тому +3

      But unless they can make them out of clothes they already have and can't find them at nearby shops, then fingers crossed postal or courier services work as normal.

    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 3 роки тому +2

      @@SpSot old towels? Do they still sell those giant diaper pins?

    • @lsdiesel8025
      @lsdiesel8025 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds shitty.

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 3 роки тому +15

    "Then why are we messing with them guys?" Answer: It's United States.

    • @debralambert1475
      @debralambert1475 3 роки тому

      Your not an American if you don't say or do something stupid

  • @ResidualSelfImage
    @ResidualSelfImage 3 роки тому +13

    The bouncing eyebrows is really funny for some reason.... BTW A young William Shatner once played in a Twilight Zone episode called Nightmare at 20,000 feet where he play a airline passenger hounded from his window by gremlin

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h4x1mceiwAI/v-deo.html

    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 3 роки тому

      1963. Was not alive but know the episode and it's remake from last year.🇨🇦😉

  • @krcmaine
    @krcmaine 3 роки тому

    To your 25th tribute 👏👏👏👏👏 ❤ U Colbert 👩‍🍳💋

  • @Nambozobev
    @Nambozobev 3 роки тому

    Always. This is everything.

  • @niveinratnayake668
    @niveinratnayake668 3 роки тому +9

    yes, he should do friday's also

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @batintheattic7293
    @batintheattic7293 3 роки тому +5

    We're having a lot of problems, with supply and transport, in the UK too. This is a massive smack down for the 'developed world'. I hope not too many people have turned their gardens into car ports - we're going to need some soil to grow vegetables in. Good news, though - no more disposable nappies means we have a lot of fertiliser for our vegetable patches. I'd much rather compost baby doings than adult doings. We could use the adult doings for feeding power stations.
    I'm nervous. I'm a bit more Barbara Goode than average and I relish a challenge but, even so, I'm nervous. We have forgotten how dependent we are on certain things that we never give a second thought to. And our modern consumerism has absolutely insulated us against sudden demise. We might be on our way back to one bad harvest/one unexpectedly rainy growing season meaning starvation.

  • @barbaraberry9075
    @barbaraberry9075 3 роки тому +3

    Brian May is part of that asteroid team- i never knew he had a doctorate as well as being an amazing musician - so amazing

    • @latashaglasgow2948
      @latashaglasgow2948 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he’s an Astrophysicist….

    • @barbaraberry9075
      @barbaraberry9075 3 роки тому +1

      @@latashaglasgow2948 he started.His PhD while starting out in Queen too - and then put it aside to play music - great story

    • @andyevans2336
      @andyevans2336 3 роки тому

      How many rock star astrophysicists do you know who have asteroids named after them? I only know of Sir May….

    • @barbaraberry9075
      @barbaraberry9075 3 роки тому

      @@andyevans2336 so amazing

  • @wendydabee
    @wendydabee 3 роки тому +2

    It's not often that Stephen gets a chance to knock out a super extremely 'dad' dad joke but he sure nailed one today! Love it.

  • @stevengaudet847
    @stevengaudet847 3 роки тому

    I love this show

  • @m3talentagency680
    @m3talentagency680 3 роки тому +33

    Space Porno: I'm convinced that'll truly exist in the future.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 3 роки тому +1

      message from sector six. here we come

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +1

      You do NOT want to be the guy who has to clean up after those scenes.

  • @Clyde
    @Clyde 3 роки тому +5

    I don't know who needs to hear this: if you saw what I see when I look at you..you're special..you're worthy

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @georgeluna5845
    @georgeluna5845 3 роки тому +31

    Shatner was referring toTwilight Zone: the Movie, when he said he didn’t want to see someone looking back at him.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 3 роки тому +8

      Not the movie-that was John Lithgow. Shatner was in the original Twilight Zone TV show

    • @georgeluna5845
      @georgeluna5845 3 роки тому +1

      Oh that’s right!

  • @kendethstryke3020
    @kendethstryke3020 3 роки тому +1

    Shout out to Yvonne Craig as the green hottie pictured !!!! She's still getting press over 50 years later. Thanks Stephen.

  • @mdlwanders8626
    @mdlwanders8626 3 роки тому +1

    Ironic that more people watch Fox News making fun of Colbert than actually watch Colbert.

  • @Mr.BeastFacts
    @Mr.BeastFacts 3 роки тому +58

    Can’t imagine what is must’ve been like to be a Fox News fan 25 years ago. Ahh, to be 70, again. 🥲

    • @guru47pi
      @guru47pi 3 роки тому +4

      Just fill your head with lies, fear, and hatred of any group you haven't actually encountered in your life, and you'll have some idea

    • @VanhA-db3kz
      @VanhA-db3kz 3 роки тому +2

      They have fans? Ok, as a foreigner I might not know all the details but the first impression was a looney tunes kinda thing 😆

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 3 роки тому +3

      @@guru47pi The war on Christmas that doesn't exist. FOX has already started it again. Pathetic. They recycle old news and grievances. They have very few journalists left at FOX. It is all propaganda.

    • @NashobaLusaTaloa
      @NashobaLusaTaloa 3 роки тому +3

      I'm 77 and I've NEVER been a Fox "news" fan. Many of us "old-timers" still had our wits and common sense 25 years ago (and we still do now).

    • @guru47pi
      @guru47pi 3 роки тому +2

      @@VanhA-db3kz it's unfortunately possible to be completely loony tunes AND have a large number of fans. See also; Kanye West

  • @djr3386
    @djr3386 3 роки тому +12

    Plot twist: After the NASA asteroid experiment, the harmless asteroid would be in a trajectory to hit earth.

    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 3 роки тому +1

      They are just practicing for Apophis asteroid, the real threat.

    • @IanAlcorn
      @IanAlcorn 3 роки тому

      Exactly the scenario I imagined.

  • @ZenGeekDad
    @ZenGeekDad 3 роки тому +25

    7:10 - Shatner's reference was to the Twilight Zone episode he was in "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" where he's a passenger who alone can see a little gremlin tearing apart the aircraft from outside, midflight.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/d5usDGWLDHE/v-deo.html

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 3 роки тому +4

    Books?! People read? I thought I was the last one.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/xCEu21sTfnI/v-deo.html

  • @fate6640
    @fate6640 3 роки тому

    This one was special.

  • @kmcq692
    @kmcq692 3 роки тому

    That Risky Business gag was remarkably satisfying!