American Dad - Jerk It

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  • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
    @AddictedtoAmericanDad  5 років тому +3491

    1:16 when I forget an obvious clip after the video uploads

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 5 років тому +141

      This channels uploads so much specific weird stuff and I love it

    • @fiddlerontheroof4099
      @fiddlerontheroof4099 5 років тому +65

      Just a thought: you should do a whole video on Rogu, if you haven't already. And as always, great video! 😂

    • @dikinebaks
      @dikinebaks 5 років тому +14

      You mean the horse?

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +9

      @@fiddlerontheroof4099 OMG THAT'S AN ACTUAL GOOD IDEA!

    • @nicktaylor2657
      @nicktaylor2657 4 роки тому +18

      When Stan keep applying ointment after he burned his crotch?

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 роки тому +5475

    Have to note that 90 % of hands jobs are Rogers.

    • @indigo5926
      @indigo5926 4 роки тому +34

      All these people having alien help 😂💥⚡️

    • @moutray77
      @moutray77 4 роки тому +69

      I bet most sexual jokes are from Rogers.

    • @avthendiarie9955
      @avthendiarie9955 4 роки тому +12

      I mean roger okay with it

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur 4 роки тому +14

      At least he didn't put a hole in his hand and rape it.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому +3

      *that feels amazing*

  • @weirdo24-7
    @weirdo24-7 5 років тому +4910

    I'm gonna hit the sack, and then probably go to bed. LMFAO

    • @SuperTintenfisch64
      @SuperTintenfisch64 4 роки тому +31

      Brett Kavanaugh sure brett

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +27

      Elcentry you hit your sack but you're a girl? Whatever you say Butch

    • @drumerdude2661
      @drumerdude2661 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @ninjahombrepalito1721
      @ninjahombrepalito1721 4 роки тому +7

      That one caught me off guard xD I've always found that phrase so odd, and this time they used it that way, Lol

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 4 роки тому +1

      Best way to sleep 🤷

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 5 років тому +9636

    "That feels amazing"

    • @3266393
      @3266393 5 років тому +415

      im not touching you

    • @playboydojo
      @playboydojo 5 років тому +450

      I am.

    • @hawkingseye8464
      @hawkingseye8464 5 років тому +556

      "that feels amazing."

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 5 років тому +197

      Whaa! No, I'm too late. I-I wanna be a part of things too, fuck

    • @raidenshat5206
      @raidenshat5206 5 років тому +45

      Just Duffy that feels amazing

  • @stephaniebonneville7008
    @stephaniebonneville7008 5 років тому +3165

    I love that most of these are Rogers scenes

    • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
      @AddictedtoAmericanDad  5 років тому +368

      I love Roger

    • @DwayneIsKing
      @DwayneIsKing 4 роки тому +65

      @@AddictedtoAmericanDad we all love Roger haha

    • @bonniesensai
      @bonniesensai 4 роки тому +7

      @@DwayneIsKing ok

    • @DwayneIsKing
      @DwayneIsKing 4 роки тому +5

      @@bonniesensai ok is right

    • @bonniesensai
      @bonniesensai 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@DwayneIsKing yr like we all love roger like damn that may be the case he is just stating his opinion yall

  • @KatieLeDerp
    @KatieLeDerp 4 роки тому +7512

    *That feels amazing*
    "I'm not doing it."
    “I'm doing it.”
    *That feels amazing*

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 роки тому +80

      Typical arts and entertainment person - if it feels good it's ok.

    • @sickboy8914
      @sickboy8914 4 роки тому +12

      Why is America so addicted to handjobs tho

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 4 роки тому +183

      How do people fuck up quoting a clip they just watched so badly?

    • @valtheemokid4005
      @valtheemokid4005 4 роки тому +3

      must not like at 666 likes

    • @FalloutFoxx
      @FalloutFoxx 4 роки тому +5

      Furry convention after dark parties be like:

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 3 роки тому +1801

    “I’m gonna go hit the sack.... then probably go to bed.”
    Still my favorite joke

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 3 роки тому +4

      I still say this to anybody and I usually just get weird looks, but fuck em

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 3 роки тому +6

      Wait… literally or theoretically?

    • @viktorkolaric5188
      @viktorkolaric5188 2 роки тому +17

      Cue Steve hitting a sack with a baseball bat.

    • @eggspm
      @eggspm 2 роки тому +6

      @@viktorkolaric5188 oh no

    • @jousga_
      @jousga_ 2 роки тому +1

      Slap it and scrap it

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 5 років тому +1633

    This show has some of the funniest writers on TV

    • @TheSmurfboard
      @TheSmurfboard 4 роки тому +22

      I can only imagine that being said in Roger’s most sarcastic voice possible.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 роки тому +39

      SO much better than Family Guy.

    • @JanMichael-Vincent
      @JanMichael-Vincent 3 роки тому +14

      @@vsgfilmgroup it’s cuz Seth still does creative work on American Dad but not family guy. I think peak Family Guy is untouchable, but this has been in the lead overall for quite some time.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 роки тому +20

      @@JanMichael-Vincent Perfectly reasonable. You really can tell Family Guy is a Simpsons-esque shell of its former self. But man, American Dad is still killing it.

  • @playerhateroftheyear1084
    @playerhateroftheyear1084 5 років тому +1114

    I did some _favors_ today

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 років тому +52

      I don't believe you were shaking up ANYTHING at the old folks' home.

    • @cassanderrr
      @cassanderrr 5 років тому +35

      @@vsgfilmgroup Many old folks died that night of heart attacks.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 років тому +19

      @@cassanderrr Oh, but what a way to go. :D

    • @bonnie9855
      @bonnie9855 3 роки тому +1

      what episode was it

    • @Shamnycplug784
      @Shamnycplug784 3 роки тому

      👋😚👋

  • @benn255b3
    @benn255b3 5 років тому +901

    "Hi, my hands doing this *jerk motion* can you think of anyway you wanna be a part of it" Roger is hands down the best!

  • @AilEyed
    @AilEyed Рік тому +154

    The Ghostbusters thing kills me every time

    • @SSgtChitEPanz
      @SSgtChitEPanz Рік тому +10

      "Untuck your Tommy Bahama & give me a little privacy curtain"
      Roger's very modest.

    • @humanity_moment.
      @humanity_moment. 12 днів тому

      ​@@SSgtChitEPanz BUSTERS

  • @harsharcane1652
    @harsharcane1652 3 роки тому +198

    "Abusing the hose" that just sounds like a angry single session.

  • @3266393
    @3266393 4 роки тому +321

    2:46 Always check, your health is first ;)

    • @DRKNT640
      @DRKNT640 3 роки тому +8

      I think I remember we learned it takes two weeks for it to show up on a test so if he got tested the day after it wouldn’t help him that much

  • @suburbanshicken9939
    @suburbanshicken9939 5 років тому +764

    2:32 The sound in her voice makes me have so much respect for her

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 5 років тому +89

      That's his father...
      Watch the episode and you'll understand
      Season 8 Episode 5

    • @suburbanshicken9939
      @suburbanshicken9939 5 років тому +26

      Joshua Moolman I know I watched it

    • @Ben8484
      @Ben8484 4 роки тому +35

      Joshua Moolman that’s Sarah Michelle Gellar and she is a robot AVATAR used by Stan. You should see when Stan twerks 😆.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ben8484 No thanks.

    • @Silverwolf0080
      @Silverwolf0080 4 роки тому

      @@tigervalley62 It's Season 7

  • @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona
    @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 4 роки тому +710

    The homoerotic moments of snot would be a nice compilation

  • @abf2062
    @abf2062 5 років тому +658

    Anyway, I'm gonna hit the sack and then I'm gonna go to bed 😁

    • @redskinner8565
      @redskinner8565 5 років тому +4

      😂😂💀

    • @razavierdavis
      @razavierdavis 4 роки тому +7

      The fact that I just now got that joke

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 3 роки тому +1

      If you're gonna quote it, quote it right.

  • @okkbyee
    @okkbyee 5 років тому +528

    @3:00 kills me every time LMAOOO

    • @hl8808
      @hl8808 4 роки тому +1

      Ok bye what’s that song

    • @Adrian_Flores714
      @Adrian_Flores714 4 роки тому +6

      @@hl8808 ua-cam.com/video/0oox9bJaGJ8/v-deo.html here is the song enjoy.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +1

      @@Adrian_Flores714 You are amazing.

    • @windjammer3950
      @windjammer3950 4 роки тому +1

      @@Adrian_Flores714 saved my life

    • @Adrian_Flores714
      @Adrian_Flores714 4 роки тому

      @@windjammer3950 I was happy to help.

  • @jasonc5931
    @jasonc5931 3 роки тому +112

    I told my parents I'm probably gonna go hit the sack, and then go to bed. They thought it was funny and they were disappointed at the same time

  • @reyrey5259
    @reyrey5259 4 роки тому +69

    "When's there's something strange in your, Jonny. Neighborhood, I need you to. Who you gonna call jerk that guy. BUSTERS"

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 роки тому +65

    "You caught him playing with himself?"
    "Damn it woman, you always jump in to that"
    I gagged laughing

  • @TrashPanda5150
    @TrashPanda5150 5 років тому +288

    Nothing better than a good ol' angry handy J.

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 3 роки тому +55

    “I thought you said bonework” 😂😂😂

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 3 роки тому +145

    The look they give (😳) after Roger introduces the rubber glove is hilarious 😂

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 5 років тому +103

    Francine being intelligent and cultured.

  • @Tejaye777
    @Tejaye777 Рік тому +67

    Roger is such a friendly and helpful Alien to the Smiths. I wish there were actually people this selfless in real life. He is such a humanitarian and good motivator.

    • @Queenboo689
      @Queenboo689 10 місяців тому

      I don’t know about that, he’s kinda a asshole. He bosses around Francine,

  • @TheRealCshakuore
    @TheRealCshakuore 3 роки тому +25

    0:23 *Bagel Bites* before beatin meat? I’ve been doin it wrong for 6 years 🤣

  • @sanjotsagar1458
    @sanjotsagar1458 5 років тому +37

    thank you , i love this channel

  • @viper2988
    @viper2988 4 роки тому +54

    At 2:34 that episode who else died when Stan was twerking lol 🤣😂

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 3 роки тому +3

      Yes! Francine could learn a thing or two from him! 😂

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 4 роки тому +82

    2:05 sounds like something stewie would say.

    • @deivyonjackson
      @deivyonjackson 3 роки тому +1

      SO TRUE I can hear him now saying it to Brian or sumthin😂😂

  • @rinmatsuoka8963
    @rinmatsuoka8963 5 років тому +68

    i WILL give you a handy J to keep you outta trouble 😏

    • @aazarie1610
      @aazarie1610 4 роки тому

      i read this exactly as it was said

  • @Bulgeofpersuasion
    @Bulgeofpersuasion 5 років тому +173

    Cookie shook my medicine and i shared some oinment with her...

  • @locky2562
    @locky2562 3 роки тому +40

    "I'm a freewheeling party boy who'll slob ya knob right here" 🤣🤣

  • @electricbro89
    @electricbro89 4 роки тому +73

    0:15
    If you look closely, as soon as the title card shows up Roger started to smile. 😂

  • @reth213
    @reth213 3 роки тому +32

    2:42 this is the best cut in the history of ever

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 роки тому +13

    I was waiting for that last one. It’s one of those lines that pops into my head every now and then.

  • @rpast5656
    @rpast5656 5 років тому +84

    Omg this channel is actually so good😂😂😂

  • @the_ZAMURAI
    @the_ZAMURAI 3 роки тому +10

    “When there’s something strange (Johnny), in your neighborhood, (I need you to), who you gonna call? Jerk that guy of- *BUSTERS!”*

  • @beegamer6475
    @beegamer6475 3 роки тому +9

    0:32 moist critical long lost brother

  • @alimoosa6062
    @alimoosa6062 5 років тому +46

    Man @ 2:23 he is booked for the whole month of may
    That reminds of my school days... how jammed my appointment book used to get 😂😂😂

  • @Legoman11
    @Legoman11 5 років тому +18

    *T H A T F E E L S A M A Z I N G*

  • @EdiPooH9
    @EdiPooH9 4 роки тому +19

    Whispers* that feels amazing

  • @carmelobasco3369
    @carmelobasco3369 5 років тому +71

    Tell us where you live.
    *So we can protect you*

  • @curticcarmichael3580
    @curticcarmichael3580 4 роки тому +49

    First time I saw that last one, I thought Roger said “angry hand DJ.” I was a little naive at the time.

  • @daytripperarrabal
    @daytripperarrabal 11 місяців тому +1

    the "I can move some stuff around" is just gold

  • @johnkuhrt6035
    @johnkuhrt6035 3 роки тому +41

    “Imma hit the sack and then probably go to bed” took me a minute 😭

  • @uni2713
    @uni2713 4 роки тому +28

    0:41
    Roger: "Are you hitting on me? Ugh! This happens all the time! I will not let you ruin your wedding! I WILL give you a handy J to keep you out of trouble."
    *puts on a glove*
    Me: 😳😳😳

    • @Kiradagamer
      @Kiradagamer 4 роки тому

      Did he actually jerk stan off

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 5 років тому +29

    Best of Francine being Chinese

  • @bobthebuilder2322
    @bobthebuilder2322 3 роки тому +6

    0:15-0:16 Rogers frown turns upside down when Stan complements his hand job LOL

  • @Shamnycplug784
    @Shamnycplug784 3 роки тому +10

    2:51 some good old cbt

  • @emiliohernandez6005
    @emiliohernandez6005 4 роки тому +6

    I really like American Dad and I have never seen a full episode.
    Thanks!

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 роки тому +11

    My name's Abby Road, and when it snows, I need to be plowed.

  • @jimmymac3848
    @jimmymac3848 3 роки тому +10

    When Steve took out that schedule i felt that

    • @Gogetta80
      @Gogetta80 3 роки тому +1

      Took me back to my high school days

  • @colersez8482
    @colersez8482 5 років тому +16

    Stan look happy at 1:00 he must’ve got that handy j

  • @alonzocaicedojr8310
    @alonzocaicedojr8310 4 роки тому +10

    1:56 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YoungBlaze
    @YoungBlaze 4 роки тому +38

    ROGER IS CLEARLY A GEMINI WITH ALL THESE DAMN PERSONALITIES

  • @williamh7786
    @williamh7786 4 роки тому +7

    *”That feels amazing.”*

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 3 роки тому +8

    I guess my coworker Jay who does home repairs on the side definitely needs to rethink naming his business Handy Jay's

  • @saturdaynightmares5138
    @saturdaynightmares5138 5 років тому +18

    Jeff you'll do it where everyone else does it in this house in Steve's bed!😂

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 4 роки тому +3

    All of these are funny, especially the first one. 😄

  • @bernardomello842
    @bernardomello842 3 роки тому +2

    An angry Handy-J is always useful

  • @JonasRaphaelKallasch
    @JonasRaphaelKallasch 5 років тому +8

    Awesome as always.

  • @Suchwerewolf
    @Suchwerewolf 2 роки тому

    Your videos bring me joy

  • @TheNorthShoreCody
    @TheNorthShoreCody 5 років тому +12

    NO NO STEVE! Listen to your sister. Lets GO upSTAIRS and PLAY with ourselves... ;)

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому +12

    2:36 Damn he turned around fast

    • @normboy8376
      @normboy8376 4 роки тому +3

      For segway thats pretty slow

  • @TellEmB290
    @TellEmB290 2 роки тому +5

    Shakin’ up medicine at the old folks’ home 😂

  • @airin3594
    @airin3594 4 роки тому +2

    You forgot one where Roger tell the family that he is going to go upstairs and melt some pearls on his tummy

  • @Eaudino23
    @Eaudino23 5 років тому +48

    “That feels amazing” 😂😂😂

  • @wastedshin
    @wastedshin 4 роки тому +2

    Never thought there be enough of these to actually make a vid

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 3 роки тому

    This channel is great

  • @cjmedoes632
    @cjmedoes632 3 роки тому +2

    What episode is this I've been looking all over 1:08

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 2 роки тому

    2 years later and I had to come back just to send it to friends

  • @spiny7560
    @spiny7560 2 роки тому +2

    The dice one always cracks me up

  • @LinkEX
    @LinkEX 4 роки тому +3

    I was actually surprised to see this was an actual supercut of related scenes.
    I thought this was just another stitched-together episode with a clickbaity title.

    • @ultimate_oikawa
      @ultimate_oikawa 4 роки тому +5

      We don't do that here
      This channel is the real deal buddy

  • @ginafesta9340
    @ginafesta9340 5 років тому +29

    yea steve make you work for it, no friendship with a girl

  • @reagank.2268
    @reagank.2268 3 роки тому +4

    0:48 I wonder if he didn’t stop roger

  • @DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik
    @DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik 3 роки тому +1

    Who you gonna call?
    *NUTBUSTERS!*

  • @holiidayseason
    @holiidayseason 3 роки тому +3

    I like how only 1 clip didnt involve Roger

  • @mrjd9851
    @mrjd9851 4 роки тому +1

    In 2:27 what season and episode was that
    Please someone should answer 😣😣😣

    • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
      @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 роки тому

      Virtual In-Stanity
      Season 8, Episode 5

    • @mrjd9851
      @mrjd9851 4 роки тому

      @@AddictedtoAmericanDad yeah that's not the episode
      I just finished watching s8 ep5

  • @FcLegend209
    @FcLegend209 2 роки тому +2

    The first joke was already god like

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 7 місяців тому

    This and missing the point .... Best compilations 🎉

  • @invaderzim4052
    @invaderzim4052 5 років тому +8

    Amazing!

  • @TreyIsAwesome2009
    @TreyIsAwesome2009 2 роки тому +2

    Wind me up
    Put me down
    Start me off and watch me go
    I'll be runnin' circles around you sooner than you know
    A little off-center
    And I'm out of tune
    Just kickin' this can along the avenue
    But I'm alright
    'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done
    You can't stop now
    It's already begun
    You feel it runnin' through your bones
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    Shut up
    Hush your mouth
    Can't you hear you talk too loud
    No can't hear nothin' 'cause I got my head up in the clouds
    I bite off anything that I can chew
    I'm chasing cars up and down the avenue
    But that's okay
    'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done
    You can't stop now
    It's already begun
    You feel it runnin' through your bones
    And you jerk it out
    'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done
    You can't stop now
    It's already begun
    You feel it runnin' through your bones
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    Oh baby don't you know
    You really gotta jerk it out
    When you jerk it out
    Oh baby don't you know
    You really gotta jerk it out
    When you jerk it out
    Oh baby don't you know you
    You really gotta jerk it out

  • @justincortez3486
    @justincortez3486 4 роки тому +5

    Roger's hands are huge

  • @spankywang3380
    @spankywang3380 4 роки тому +8

    The funny part of this isn't the hand job references but the fact that this person found and edited all the handjob references he could find of recent seasons 😂😂😂

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 3 роки тому +2

    DAMMIT WOMAN, YOU ALWAYS JUMP TO THAT ASSUMPTION! LAST TIME IT WAS WHEN I SAID HE WAS DOING HIS HOMEWORK!
    I THOUGHT YOU SAID BONEWORK!

  • @KaboKeboletse
    @KaboKeboletse 3 роки тому +1

    I believe this video should be a lot longer than this, so many moments missed, Klaus didn't even feature

  • @reallyhimongod
    @reallyhimongod 2 роки тому +1

    2:51 I reference this a lot😂🤝

  • @frankieking3133
    @frankieking3133 2 роки тому +2

    1:16 when i have schoolwork.

  • @zltoonslc2000rj
    @zltoonslc2000rj 11 місяців тому +1

    The funniest thing is there was a whole episode about this (Season 1’s “A Smith in the Hand”) and you didn’t use a single clip from it.

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 4 роки тому +2

    when theres something strange...its name is roger

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Рік тому +1

    Bonework. Gonna start using this. 😆😁

  • @yacobgugsa2524
    @yacobgugsa2524 4 роки тому +2

    A favor? I did some favors today.

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 4 роки тому +10

    Awww you didn't include the scene from May the best stan win s06e12 where future stan goes to present stan "Hey bro I make it up to you, how about a handy J?? What its not gay. It's you in you." 😂😂

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 7 днів тому +1

    1:10 she's doing the Trump dance 😂😂😂😂

  • @muhammadgbadegesin8043
    @muhammadgbadegesin8043 4 роки тому +5

    I though you said bonework😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @life-destroyerofworlds7036
    @life-destroyerofworlds7036 3 роки тому +3

    Missed this one. "No no no it's natural sweetie. Shameful and natural"

  • @modocshadley9319
    @modocshadley9319 3 роки тому +1

    What is that episode at 1:04?

  • @underachievedtons
    @underachievedtons 4 роки тому +3

    What's the song at 3:00?

    • @EfnysYersina
      @EfnysYersina 4 роки тому

      Green Onions by Booker T. and MG's.
      ua-cam.com/video/0oox9bJaGJ8/v-deo.html

    • @underachievedtons
      @underachievedtons 4 роки тому

      @@EfnysYersina Thank you.

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 2 роки тому

    This is gorgeous

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 роки тому

    I can’t believe this is a compilation 😂