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@@Omzz_99 Francine is praising the woman because she spends time with homeless people. Roger is basically saying spending time is rubbish compared to the fact he has sex with homeless people.
Am I the only one who believes the writers and Seth (with his voice acting) actually put an extra effort in making Roger extra relatable and extra likeable, without losing his douchiness?
I was listening and thinking how Seth MacFarlane deserves a Lifetime Achievement Emmy for doing Roger's dialogue, alone. I could not get through 90% of these lines without laughing.
"It's not a big deal. Lots of people sleep with aliens, Lois Lane, Marvin The Martian's wife, every cable guys who's ever come to this house" LMAO That sent me to the Mars 😂😂😂
@@JoseMendoza-JAM Roger will sleep with anything that has a pulse and even then he doesn’t need a pulse cause he’s sleep with his diary and a checkbook
* sighs * “ I had such a wonderful night , but I hope you understand that I can’t let you come inside .. you can either do it on my back or feet ... Dealers choice “ LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funniest thing about the Big Wang incident is that both my friend and I predicted that he was into guys due to Ma-Ma pointing out his puka shell necklace
You should do “Something Roger does turns out to be part of a long game plan” compilation. Examples are when he was secretly competing with Francine and Hayley in the Bake Off for years, when Roger got a huge check from Morton’s Salt for an amount he planted after he got his ass kicked at the Morton’s Salt building, or my favorite one: “Francine I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.”
Maybe your next topic could be: "Karma catching up with roger" "Best dances" "Klaus is a racist" "Stan gets bullied" "Francine and Klaus best moments" "Roger the entrepreneur" "Roger molesting steve" "Jesus best moments" I hope one of those could spark some good content. Sorry if you did some already im just catching up with your channel lol. Good work 👏
I wonder if someone made a version where instead of seeing roger in his alien form , we see what the other people see kinda like how steve smith saw that cute girl in that bottle game .
Surprised this isn't two hours long
This isn’t all the clips 😂there are at least another hour or ao
01:30+01:31+01:32+01:33+01:34
@@danatedawg1018 you mean 12 hours
Or 10 hours.
I’m waiting for part 2
“You’re fat, Helen!”
“You always get what you want. Don’t you, Helen?”
Bravo. Lmfao
🙂
Iconic
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Does it make it funnier because it's my name too? Lol
"Can we please be adults about this....because I can't". Why does this line fit my life.
what min is this ?
K 7:40
Can attest that it fits college life too lol
Let’s face it not matter what the situation is…. It’s immediately Roger fault
“I pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo” I’m laughing so hard
I said that too my boss and he stared at me
@@williamdawson4023 your boss is lame bro
@@williamdawson4023 you a legend
I remember writing that quote down years ago and putting it in my notes in my phone, because I couldn't stop laughing.
Me too
I feel bad for the slug alien monster.
Same I was going to comment that lol
Yeah :(
Yeah
yes. poor creature
@Love To hate I'm sorry you had to go through that
Her talented mouth tells lies!!!
-Brown Corduroy Guy
🤣🤣🤣
i was looking for this comment
How does he know her mouth was Talented then? XD
@@KenGutierrez01 Exactly! 🤣🤣
Another joke I saw is that Roger probably remembered the brown corduroys because his face was buried in them.
While his wife scowled angrily
Saying "Roger is Promiscuous" is along the same lines as saying "Water is wet."
My science class actually had a heated debate on if water is wet...
But water isn’t wet. That was settled ages ago.
Water makes things wet. But your targeting computer is working fine.
@@InsaneLaughter01 I was just thinking about that! 😂 😂 😂
And Madonna is dry
"Her talented mouth tells lies."
Once again Roger is the greatest character in television
He’s ok
Homer Simpson and Roger are tied for me.
f.... yeh👍👍
Too bold of a statement
Next to peter griffin...
“Time? I have sex with the homeless”
Omg how did I miss this line ? Lol
Someone explain
@@Omzz_99 Francine is praising the woman because she spends time with homeless people. Roger is basically saying spending time is rubbish compared to the fact he has sex with homeless people.
@@dirtyshubb Lmaooo 💀
This is the best line
"HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!" 🤣🤣🤣
It is revealed in Naked To The Limit, One More Time, that one of the main reasons that Roger chooses to stay on Earth is because of the sex.
Yes, because on his home world it is all consentual!!!
@@wolfram-konstantijnmaas2657 Consensual sex? Gross.
Consensual? how is it?
Haha roger seems to like the dicks he can get on earth. Much of it he gets under false pretenses posing as human women most of the time
Isn't that why all of us stays here?
You missed the scene when roger is about to a ummm "entertain" the detective in the mud bath for finding out they brought a third person
Or the one where roger tried to give stan road head 😂
Weren't there an episode where Roger stuck one of his fingers in Stan's "private place" and learned all there is to know about him?
@@wargamesmaster Yeah, then he was heart broken that Stan was ashamed.
No they didn't
@@blackwingdragonmasta timestamp
Am I the only one who believes the writers and Seth (with his voice acting) actually put an extra effort in making Roger extra relatable and extra likeable, without losing his douchiness?
I was listening and thinking how Seth MacFarlane deserves a Lifetime Achievement Emmy for doing Roger's dialogue, alone. I could not get through 90% of these lines without laughing.
More effort they put than in family guy lately
@@jaredgarcia8638 he doesn’t write the episodes anymore only voices the. Characters
Woah woah! Extra relatable?!
Except he’s not voicing him?
"It's not a big deal. Lots of people sleep with aliens, Lois Lane, Marvin The Martian's wife, every cable guys who's ever come to this house"
LMAO That sent me to the Mars 😂😂😂
Don't forget Dick Grayson.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: “Roger is Promiscuous”
Me: that’s an understatement
What does that mean
@@JoseMendoza-JAM Roger will sleep with anything that has a pulse and even then he doesn’t need a pulse cause he’s sleep with his diary and a checkbook
Wtf do those words mean
@@aldrineuri122 it’s means that saying Roger being promiscuous is putting it mildly since he’ll sleep with about anybody
could've said roger is random and weird instad
No human being alive can compete with roger’s ✨body count✨
You'd be surprised
Quagmire "is that an challenge!?"
Modern female pronstars 😂😂
There's this Guinness World Record for having the most sex in 1 day, I forgot her name but the woman apparently had sex with 900 men💀💀💀.
Roger plowed more in 12 Italian hours than many do in their lives 💀
“Her talented mouth tells lies!”
-Brown corduroy crow mask guy
Dude Roger is one of the most perfect comedic characters in all of fiction. You could literally have him in any joke and it works just fine.
“I have sex with the homeless” that one always makes me laugh
And you can unload your passangers at...
Gate A😂
💀💀💀
Who else bursted out laughing when the guys on their motor scooters came down the stairs? 😂😂😂
Dweeb
@@TheRoadhammer379 what? Lmao 😂
Me
thats just italy i can assure ya
@@TheRoadhammer379 you own one don't you 😭
How about “roger through time”. Showing all the stuff Rogers done while on earth, like inventing disco or causing the titanic disaster.
Yeah, and preferably in chronological order; the Roger-on-Earth timeline is confusing to navigate
When did he cause the Titanic to sink?
Or when he invented ecstasy
@@crummymonk4917 he had a flashback of his life and it shows him pouring liquor down the captain’s throat, causing the iceberg crash
@@Feliciatanktop that was the Exxon Valdez crash.
I love the begrudging respect he has for Hellen. A great "well played" moment.
She always gets what she wants
Except Francine, all family members had been having a sexual or romantic relationship with Roger, the feelings are not mutual tho for some of them.
Francine has too in the episode where the two of them go to a vineyard and Roger gets drunk and kisses her.
@@Janexcalibur I do notice that episode but the only thing Roger did is a kiss, and it's just for fun or sth
Rodger did try Francine on the wine trip episode
The “her talented mouth tells lies “ always gets me lol
"Her talented mouth tell lies!" Might be the best line ever HAHAHAHA
Yea good cover up man no one would suspect a thing 😂😂😂😂 God roger
The condoms hurt like hell, but I’m not ready to be a mother. lol
7:44 as an Italian, this segment made me laugh my ass off
Using "mangia mangia" in bed now. Let's see how my partner likes it. "Italian is sexy," He says. Okay... Okay let me play you the song of my people...
As an alien me too...
"Mangia mangia che ti fa bene" was peak lmao
0:39 peter's cousin
I always love the respect he gave Helen. He actually admired that she took her opportunity lol.
Francine: “She’s even got time for the homeless.”
Roger: “Time!? I HAVE SEX WITH THE HOMELESS!”
Roger is so discriminating. What wouldn’t he have sex with?
Roger is the best character in this entire show. Without him there would be no show. Like if you agree
At least nowadays...
There's always that one guy...
@@Martinreymundo Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
@@jamarkusholcomb516 roger no doubt he is the goat cartoon character with randy marsh.
Wat about the principal
"You're fat Helen"
One day I hope to say that in the same, jaded tone.
An entire soccer team? Damn dude, living the dream.
The reason why Italy didn't qualify in 2022 world cup:
I’m so jealous. And an Italian team, to boot!
2:39 I hate how there are actually people like this
Roger is promiscuous... in other news the Mona Lisa is a masterpiece.
"Hey fellas I nailed her. It was so easy"
The accuracy
Slug monster: *starts bawling*
This is nothing new. He's like this about 90% of the time.
@3:57.
Roger “Mark hop in here!”
Mark: 😟
I'm finally early for one of your uploads!
^
^
Same
4:03 "Ive pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo" im fucking done 😂
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And that means
The guys speaking Italian weren't actually terrible, I'm impressed, good job👍
We are bad at speaking...
For the Italian sequence I counted 18 guys in total
PLEASE do one with all the other languages the Smiths speak
"Elle est dérangé avec nous"
"OUIII"
"Au revoir les enfants! That means F&^# YOU!!" -Steve Smith
@@Janexcalibur doesn't it mean good bye children?
@@Kenfren Yes, that's the joke that Steve doesn't know what he's saying in French.
"You're FAT HELEN!" - Roger Smith
You always get what ya want, don't cha Helen?! 😂😂😂
"What's happening? I was about to do something really funny!" is one of my favorite lines in the whole show lol
8:38 I can’t believe he did it with He-Man
One of the Roger's powers is change his appereances in a visual way. I mean for us is a dressed alien but the others just see a normal person
The name's Abby, Abbey Road. And when it snows I need to be plowed. Lol 😂
Brandi Lewis 😱
5:22 A real description of how grindr works 👽😂
5:55 I can't get over what Roger does with the plate real swift 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:58 My reaction to this is always exactly the same as Roger's.
Her talented mouth tells lies.
Gets me every time.
8:33 Roger: Stan, this is Amos!
...
8:40 Roger with another farm hunk: Amos is not what it looks like!!
Always cracks me hahahahaha
4:40 Name as many characters who are "Involved" with aliens
0:58 "I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat." God I was dying when I heard that
I don't want to know why the napkins were soggy. 🤮
I also made a sizeable contribution to Mayor Woodside's mouth.
That got me too
“Her talented mouth tells lies!!!”
"Amos, this is not what it looks like..!"
😂
That's it, in voting for Roger for U.S. president in 2024. He would solve all out problems
And have sex with his secretaries.
2:09 nice to see someone win against Roger lmao
0:12 okay is anyone suprised that stan didn't make it in the rapture
* sighs * “ I had such a wonderful night , but I hope you understand that I can’t let you come inside .. you can either do it on my back or feet ... Dealers choice “ LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Her talented mouth tells lies ! " 😂
“This is my real life, your way outta bounds” classic😂
"amus it's not what it looks like" damn that was fast
"You always get what you want don't you Hellen."
I've pulled more tail than a special kid at a petting Zoo has me dead 😂😂😂😂
The funniest thing about the Big Wang incident is that both my friend and I predicted that he was into guys due to Ma-Ma pointing out his puka shell necklace
You should do “Something Roger does turns out to be part of a long game plan” compilation. Examples are when he was secretly competing with Francine and Hayley in the Bake Off for years, when Roger got a huge check from Morton’s Salt for an amount he planted after he got his ass kicked at the Morton’s Salt building, or my favorite one: “Francine I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.”
Roger is the only character that matters on any Seth macfarlane show
1:21 tiny roger is so cute 😭
HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!!!
the name’s abbey road, and when it snows i need to be ploughed.
What I love about Roger is that he gets into these kinds of problems, I love seeing the reaction of the family when he does 😂
I really wanna met someone like roger
Bronden Roger, that the man
You would wanna meet someone who would kill 5 people over $20 after having killed 6 people over $19 the week before? What’s wrong with you??
Girrrl I get you 😂
Oculus hub it would be something new, ya know
That poor slug monster I feel so bad 🥺🥺🥺
“Let’s cream out of here “ 🤣😂🤣
If you ran a UV light over Roger he'd glow in the dark lol
I aspire to be like Roger, dude has some serious game lmao
1:12
Jeannie gold!! 😃
😂😂😂
"Pulled more tail than a slow kid in a petting zoo". Just brilliant.
I’ve pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo 😂😂😂funnest thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
4:17 I was trying to take supplements and spilled them at this point lol
1:28 I've never wanted to beat the shit out of a cartoon character before
Maybe your next topic could be:
"Karma catching up with roger"
"Best dances"
"Klaus is a racist"
"Stan gets bullied"
"Francine and Klaus best moments"
"Roger the entrepreneur"
"Roger molesting steve"
"Jesus best moments"
I hope one of those could spark some good content. Sorry if you did some already im just catching up with your channel lol. Good work 👏
Man I can't stop watching your videos
I wonder if someone made a version where instead of seeing roger in his alien form , we see what the other people see kinda like how steve smith saw that cute girl in that bottle game .
"HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!!!"
I actually starting to love your videos- I can’t stop watching. Love you heh
Low key wish I had Roger’s promiscuity
I’ve known people just as slutty, trust me.
Francine: "...gives me quite the wide-on." Um... WHAT?!? 🤣
6:30 had me weak af
Literally my favorite UA-cam channel.
8:17 the definition of me in Italy
I like how Roger consistently is ruining Haley's love life. Roger is there something you want to say?
A fine birthday present I must say.
"Haley, you didn't think I was gonna let big Wang slip through my fingers, did ya?"
6.08 I thought someone was knocking at my door and here I am feeling stupid.
0:02 bubbles from trailer park boys
I LOVE ROGER! He is the best character ever!!