Your mutterance was disproportionate. You gotta offer the offender convolutions for your gallic obtuberance. Prefer your hand in friendship an forgetaboutit! I clap my hands of it.
The something.. and rambles on to Tony to make a point or metaphor. And then a confused Tony looks like he was confused and lifts his arm up in a matter of a way to seem like he was impressed or that he learned something. Right after that Lil Carmine lights up a cigar and makes a mannerism like he’s the shit down in Florida which caught Tony’s eye.
Little Carmine was THE funniest of all the characters. His self imposed genius showed no bounds and he constantly impressed himself with his uneducated wisdom..
As a huge Soprano fan and not a native English speaker, I've used some of these in real life without knowing they were wrong. When I realized it I also realized this show was even better than I thought.
@@alainportant6412 I've heard a lot of Europeans have New York accents when speaking English due to the popularity of New York actorss and movies set in New York.
Friend, I'm a native English speaker. I watched this show when I was younger and a lot of how sharp the writing is flew completely over my head. It's superbly crafted and so subtle that it demands attention. The actors sell the lines so well, too.
David Chase had to have based the character (Little Carmine) after the late comedian Norm Crosby. They both look alike and and have similar accents. Norm's whole schtick was the appearance of sophistication wrapped in malapropisms.
upon my recent binge of the series, I realized he is not dumb at all. He just talks dumb as fuck. Except for "whatever happened there...", that was dumb of him
I love how when Tony tells Bobby "Nostradamus, and Notre Dame, is two different things completely" Bobby kinda shrugs like he doesn't really believe him...😆
"In the criminal justice system, vehicular manslaughter is considered especially heinous. In New York City, hit and runs are most commonly perpetrated by drivers using Sport Utility Vehicles. These are their stories."
That's my favorite malapropism from the whole series. Well that and the one where Paulie says all Dinosaurs are Meat Eaters instead of Meteor and the one where Sil says ZU! zu! You phuckin idiot lol 😂
I still love the part with Paulie and the dinosaurs. Not only does he need to be corrected about the meteor, he then says “they’re all meat eaters” with a dismissive hand wave as if he’s right about that too. That gets me every time!
It’s funny cause I’m looking for the misuse of words here but throughout the show you’d never catch it. No one really knows how these parables or old phrases go half the time anyway 😂
I also like the few moments where the characters (Tony, Phil, Johnny) simply look at him whenever he botches an intellectual phrase and internally say "Can ya just speak plain English for once!"
"I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister. Du something. He built this chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even outshone Versailles, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons" Lights cigar.
I think it's the ripple effect. He's adding things arbitrarily. The second half has no normal saying. Maybe he's talking about animals having the ability to feel things before humans.
@@DrJ-hx7wv I always thought that phrase had to do with the ripple in the water being a metaphor for something happening in life that effects everything else. Like a butterfly effect.
@@VarrialeAndrea he mixed "keep your eye on the target/ball" with "keep the eye OF the tiger." That is you're the tiger, with stalking eyes, building slowly, til you catch your prey. Be patient.
I watched every sopranos episode the night it came on. Never missed a episode the entire run. The "mass asstizized" moment I can still remember like it happened last night 🤣 me and my boys damned near pissed ourselves laughing. Paulie was always my favorite.
@@joaoluca9141 me·tas·ta·size /məˈtastəˌsīz/ verb MEDICINE past tense: metastasized; past participle: metastasized (of a cancer) spread to other sites in the body by metastasis. "cancers that metastasize to the brain"
Foo-something! It was actually Nicholas Fouqet - pronounced Foo-K - Finance minister for Louis IV - imprisoned for misappropriation of state funds Carmine Jr. must have seen The Man In The Iron Mask
The look on every single face in the “not sit down” when Little Carmine said..”A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold.” Everyone was looking around like WTF?
I say that whenever that character comes up in conversation just to see if the other person notices or if I can get them to question that the character is actually named Hannibal Lecture.
@@goodwillhumping7331Once again, I didn't say it was unheard of. I don't want to ruin your fun though, so by all means get the last word. I'm sure you can't help yourself.
@@ultraheaven8968 A: "What ever happened they're..." B: "What Ever Happened '*THEY'RE*'????!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED '*THEY'RE*'????!!! IT'S WHAT HAPPENED *THERE*!!! GET IT RIGHT! Now go get your shine box!"
I'll tell you what happened there. He tried to type his last paragraph and couldn't even press a key. His subspecies put 4 bullets in my kid brother without any punctuation whatsoever.
"I apologies for my foul language.....fowl spelt with a w". Love that Tony always thinks he is the smartest guy, having done a year at colleage and read a few paragraphs of Freud and believes he understands the human condition. But in reality he is one of the main culprits. Brilliant writing.....I feel totally ostraphized.
Jswin only in latter seasons. Season 1 Tony really wasn’t fat, he coulda been a varsity athlete in the shape he was in back then, had small hands, that’s what held him back
actually they kept him quite in line with his character, it was mentioned multiple times that he's a history buff, so him knowing about nostradamus and stuff like that makes sense. Plus he had a semester in college.
2 things; From a backstory perspective, all these guys would’ve been raised by non-native speakers and Carmine was likely an autodidact. Their linguistic entanglements meant they had to go to work before they finished their educations. I was raised by a mom non-native speaker and she constantly “malapropiszed” all over the place!
"Carmine was likely an autodidact" - yeah, I always thought that about him. It seems like he reads a lot, but without any education or mingling with actually intelligent people, he never really figures out how to pronounce things.
You forgot two good ones: Tony: "The Reverend Rodney King Jr. said, why can't we all just get along" Christopher: "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a$$hole hit him with an apple"
This best misappropriation of the Isaac Newton story was in Red Dwarf from the Cat... "ArchImedes the inventor guy, who sat under a tree, got hit on the head by a bath, shouted FORMICA, and invented gravy". Quality.
Those moments were the most obvious hints that Tony was not benefiting from the therapy and was, in fact, just using it to improve his criminal activity.
@@Supersquigi lmao Tony being stupid and just reusing fancy words and phrases that Melfi said wasn’t him improving criminal anything, plus I think he does it with other people
@@Condobius Remember Tony was a crook from Jersey and didn't do great in school but was high IQ. Take someone with high IQ but little education and put them in a criminal environment and you get Tony.
Hahaha. I just rewatched the entire series. Pure genius. "Don't get all penisary around her Volvo" is classic line. But every time little Carmine is in a scene, my ears prick up, because I know he's going to be dropping at least one linguistic gem. The master of the fox pass (faux pas)
Just now my grandpa taught me about "skid-talking." It's similar to a malapropism, known as a slip of the mind. Examples he told me were: "When I wake you up in the morning, don't just stand there" and "If George Washington were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."
"Peeps? It's a f*cking nickname! His family name is PeparellI!" "They're gonna redo it. F*cking Jason, he's dyslexic." "what's that got to do with it?" love this exchange
The first few times he probably thought the malapropism lines were a mistake so he probably went to the writers like “dude no hate but I think it’s the sacred and the profane?”
4:09 “hyperbolic chamber” Tony wearing the head gown was too much 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for putting this together! Truly one of the best 10 mins on UA-cam. Just more evidence on why this was the greatest show ever.
The reason Little Carmine survived so long was because nobody could tell what the hell he was saying half the time.
There's no stigmata these days against that.
Be a better friend to yourself
Im no English major but i always was whaaat did he just say
He didn't say nothing
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
As a fan of quippy malapropisms I have to give this montage standing ovulations
Ovulations HAHAHA
That you Little Carmine?
I think you mean "oblations".
Ha ha
lol!!!!
“Penisary contact with her Volvo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is 100% the best line in the Sopranos
haha was looking for this comment
some of them slip by me, being a Philadelphia native you are used to hearing stupid shit all the time
That just makes Tony sound absolutely retarded. As if he would actually think it's "volvo".
Kevin finnerty was a master philosopher
Was she Swedish?
"if your enemy is of caloric temperament, spread dysentery among his ranks." - sun tazoo
FUUUUCCCCKKK!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
prostate with grief
Your mutterance was disproportionate. You gotta offer the offender convolutions for your gallic obtuberance. Prefer your hand in friendship an forgetaboutit!
I clap my hands of it.
Condiments on your commiseration!
Captain Teeb's Trump de la oil at ver sales
"Revenge is better served by cold cuts"
- Quasimodo
Washed down by a Miller Genius, of course.
Ah shit 😆🤣
The hunchback of Nostradamus
It’s “Revenge is like serving cold cuts”
Quasimodo predicted all of this....
"Much like a child, a film has many parents"
How did he deliver his lines with a straight face? 🤣
Much like a child it wasn't easy to deliver. Especially with 2 pierced uterus
It takes a village to have a child.
Cleaver has many parents. All of them male.
He said MUCH like a child, not exactly like one.
He meant the transgender family, which is very popular in liberal states.
The best one has to be Chrissie’s “create a little dysentery among the ranks”
Leave him alone, he was totally ostrified.
Dysentery among the ranks could have an adverse impact on their respective bottom lines.
@@doomsncrew that's it. I'm out of here like a bat on a hill.
@@doomsncrew i know vitos bottom line was impacted if thats what youre referring to
@@doomsncrew It's water over the dam.
I love saying “I was prostate with grief” whenever I can fit it in.
How does it work? Like resisting prostate with grief
I hope you’ll get to the finger of it.
Sounds tight
I don't even let him wave a finger in my face!!!
That Lil Carmine monologue about "Louis the whatever" is one of the funniest moments of the show ever
Oh it's so fucking funny...
And in the end, Louis clapped him in irons
@@klompsauce "..............."
@@klompsauce I'm reminded of one of Louis's ministers.... De.... something.
The something.. and rambles on to Tony to make a point or metaphor. And then a confused Tony looks like he was confused and lifts his arm up in a matter of a way to seem like he was impressed or that he learned something. Right after that Lil Carmine lights up a cigar and makes a mannerism like he’s the shit down in Florida which caught Tony’s eye.
Little Carmine was THE funniest of all the characters. His self imposed genius showed no bounds and he constantly impressed himself with his uneducated wisdom..
Unintelligent people are often like that.
You could make that conjugation.
irregardless of that though, he is tangentitile.
He’s prob more intelligent then u that’s for sure
@@casanova1613 who hurt you
“You’re at the precipice of an enormous crossroads,” is my favorite. No one could spout mixed metaphors better than little Carmine. 😄
Maybe that's the sticking post
@@kevincarter2020 your comment will cause an alteration between us and this will make me prostate with grief
@@fhaddad3very observant. The sacred and the propane.
@@flochforster22 very allegorical
He lambs chop it like nobody else.
As a huge Soprano fan and not a native English speaker, I've used some of these in real life without knowing they were wrong. When I realized it I also realized this show was even better than I thought.
lol. sweet
same thing happened to me in english class, I cursed a lot and adopted a new jersey accent and often had poor grammar because of the show
@@alainportant6412 I've heard a lot of Europeans have New York accents when speaking English due to the popularity of New York actorss and movies set in New York.
great comment
Friend, I'm a native English speaker. I watched this show when I was younger and a lot of how sharp the writing is flew completely over my head. It's superbly crafted and so subtle that it demands attention. The actors sell the lines so well, too.
Sun TaZoo, you know, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli.
These are simply gold.
@Christopher Marlowe Sun Zooo--- ya f#ck
Would you say,a gallon of gold?
They're all no match for Hannibal Lecture.
@@doublea6586
Or "Lecher".
You know what they say, a shinebox of gold is worth more than a gallon of blood.
Watching this I feel like I’m getting dumber by the monument
B.F. Skinner: You were there, it’s a joke..
😂😂 Good One!
Dumber by the minutia
Hahahahaha
Same. Frankly I'm a little miffled by some of the quotes.
Should have added the clip when Adrianna tells Chrissy her uterus was damaged during a past abortion and he replies: “Both of them?” 😂😂😂
Doesn't fit in this
Not a malapropism just Chris’ being low IQ (what’s new)
Her Volvo didn't have insurance?
😂
Christopher was such a smart guy. He thought that Cuban Missile Crisis was just a movie.
I love the confused looks on everybody's faces everytime Carmine Jr says something
5:04 is my fav
@@nopejones9542 How is that hard to understand, he’s speaking of loyalty.
@@MobHeataEnt how hard is it for you to understand their looks of confusion?
David Chase had to have based the character (Little Carmine) after the late comedian Norm Crosby. They both look alike and and have similar accents. Norm's whole schtick was the appearance of sophistication wrapped in malapropisms.
I like the Louie the something speech.
He advised. Tha something
Little Carmine is wise AF but no one understands him. He's very allegorical.
Could any of us keep a straight face in a deep conversation with little Carmine? 🤣
A pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold
People at the precipitous of enormous cross roads usually are.
upon my recent binge of the series, I realized he is not dumb at all. He just talks dumb as fuck. Except for "whatever happened there...", that was dumb of him
@@drunkdave5677 WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE....!!!??
"Prostate with grief" always gets me lmao
"Law and Order: The SUV" gets me every time 😂😂
that and Alteration killed me
"You're at the precipice of an enormous crossroad." The best of mixed metaphors!
Man, let it go. Let the past be bygones.
When you arrive at the precipice of an enormous crossroad, take it.
@@slide4180 Yogi fuckin' Bear ova hear.
Little Carmine for the win!
Create a little dysentery among the ranks
I love how when Tony tells Bobby "Nostradamus, and Notre Dame, is two different things completely" Bobby kinda shrugs like he doesn't really believe him...😆
Yeah, but it's funny how they kinda sound the same, don'tcha think? I wonder why that is?
Shrugs and cuts off 5 oz of steak and eats it
I love how Tony is always correcting or giving glances to other people when someone says something dumb but half of these are his lol.
“Law and Order - the SUV” 😂😂😂
"In the criminal justice system, vehicular manslaughter is considered especially heinous. In New York City, hit and runs are most commonly perpetrated by drivers using Sport Utility Vehicles. These are their stories."
@@RatchetandSly LOL. WELL done
That's my favorite malapropism from the whole series.
Well that and the one where Paulie says all Dinosaurs are Meat Eaters instead of Meteor and the one where Sil says ZU! zu! You phuckin idiot lol 😂
@@RatchetandSly this deserves so many more likes.
@@galleryofrogues Ha, thank you
Little Carmine never had the makings of a Varsity linguist.
the south beach strumpet series was varsity level porn
Well done!
@Cody Levinson pass me the red peppers
Total Debicle
Hey he's the hair apparent
Always love the confidence little Carmine when he says "the something" as if that's enough to know what he's talking about
Everybody knows Lewis the Whatever's finance minister
"Hyperbolic chamber". Tony must have been in the room while AJ was watching DBZ
Lmao goku would be proud
@@tmcdowell7977 🤣😂
when does he say that?
@@iletaMarchita 4:08
the sopranos just went up another notch with this DBZ ref
"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this"
Probably the funniest bit here.
The writer must have fucking pissed themselves when they came up with that
Noter damn!
@@spinnact he used to play football for Notre Dame, as a hunchback
Na he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
There's no stigmata these days...
That Peeps tomb stone and Tony’s reaction gets me every time. 5:19 😂🤣😂
I gotta redo it
He's dyslexic
lol
"There's no stigmata these days" absolutely killed me loooool. The straight face Carmine had when he said it too.
The confidence is part of what makes it funny
Like father, like son
I think he meant to say, "astigmatism". 🤔
It's not all that wrong. Assuming he meant to say 'stigma', 'stigmata' would be the plural of the word in Latin
It’s a real word, though. Carmine Sr. was one of the smartest guys in the whole show tbh.
I never caught those times Tony was exposed to a new term and tried to use it later. Those are some really nice details.
Absolutely- and very true to life, as people tend to do
Captain Tebes 😭
Kind of like Tim Taylor in Home Improvement always messing up what Wilson said
"Mo fo" 😄😫
@@isaacster5027 who is he?
I still love the part with Paulie and the dinosaurs. Not only does he need to be corrected about the meteor, he then says “they’re all meat eaters” with a dismissive hand wave as if he’s right about that too. That gets me every time!
Take it easy..
@@BFD1989 a very serious "Take it easy." Christopher heard him.
Carmine was simply perfectly executed by that actor.
Ray Abruzzo👍
Every character was perfectly executed by their actor in that show. Amazing
#EDIEFALCO.
He would have made a great rival boss to "fat tony" on the Simpsons.
The actor was a tough guy in real life
Why am I not surprised that Little Carmine is in most of these.
I hoped this entire video would be about Little Carmine
very allogorical
Maybe he's fucking dyslexic?
@@Je_QzcY3mN0 maybe he's Hannibal Lecture who needs to keep his eye on the tiger while at Captain Teeb's?
He's got that transcendental medication goin' for him...
It's been a while since I've laughed for thirty minutes non-stop. Thank you for making this awesome constipation.
Be careful with that, you might end up spreading dysentery among the ranks
The shrink: Un amour fou, as the French call it.
Tony in the next scene: Look, it's over. We had our mo-fo or whatever.
You're making a molehill out of this.
Hey, you do, and you’ll clean it up.
This one is underrated
That’s some crazy love for hatred right there. No doubt, all my allegories have an expiration date.
This and “captain teebs” were hilarious
The Sopranos will go down as one of the great comedies.
Not a comedy, just a funny drama ahaha
Probably not, but it should.
Without a doubt.
Whatta ya gonna do..
Tony,s funny how ?....like he,s a clown to fucking amuse you ??
"Nine pictures under my subspecies" Lmao. Fucking hell that kills me every time.
The look that actor from Wings gives him is priceless
I love how they're SO confident in their use of words. No one bats an eye, and still understands what they're trying to say. 😆😅🤣
These quotes are like an albacore around my neck.
That's because all of them are completely uneducated. Probably all high school drop outs. Good businessmen though. Lol
It’s funny cause I’m looking for the misuse of words here but throughout the show you’d never catch it. No one really knows how these parables or old phrases go half the time anyway 😂
Context language
Later Wittgenstein gang rise up
"My cousin Tony, they shot his face off.. AND I WAS PROSTATE WITH GRIEF!!"
They shot his prostate off.
Hilarious
FUCKIN' ALBACORE AROUND MY NECK!
Little Carmine’s verbal gaffes were some of the funniest. His vibe was simultaneously so sincere yet so incredibly dumb.
I also like the few moments where the characters (Tony, Phil, Johnny) simply look at him whenever he botches an intellectual phrase and internally say "Can ya just speak plain English for once!"
Hey, leave the giraffes out of it!
Despite relatively short airtime, Little Carmine wins this competition handily.
That's a very perfunctory observation, there.
Your observatory skills are spot on Lee, very allegorical
Very allergorical
@@faisalkamal4319
An unpeachable preposition.
he does with his less than limited time on the show
"I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister. Du something. He built this chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even outshone Versailles, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons"
Lights cigar.
The guy built them whaddayacallit, CHAPEAUS, all over the place.
"Vuh-sales",😂
Quasimodo predict this
I think he said clapped him in Lyon, which is supposed to be pronounced like Leon
Tony throwing his hand up waiting for an explanation just to get ignored makes that scene, like Carmine doesn't even know what he's saying.
One of my favorites is Tony’s “…with Vito passing and all that that entrails…”
"Dysentary AMONGST THE RANKS. " LAW AND ORDER THE SUV"?!. CLASSIC.
"I've been totally ostrafiiiied!!!"
Law & order the SUV was under jt's sub-species...
David Bru read this exactly when he said it!
Gotta keep your eye on the tiger 🐅
Hair Apparent
"Like a pebble in a lake. Even the fish feel it."
Tony's face. 🤣🤣🤣
What is the phrase he is messing up? I don't think I've heard the original that its based on
I think it's the ripple effect. He's adding things arbitrarily. The second half has no normal saying. Maybe he's talking about animals having the ability to feel things before humans.
@@DrJ-hx7wv I always thought that phrase had to do with the ripple in the water being a metaphor for something happening in life that effects everything else. Like a butterfly effect.
Lewis brassi sleeps with the fishes 😂
Could also be the saying that sharks can smell one drop of blood in an olympic pool or something like that
“Captain Teebs” “Who’s he?” “A captain who owns luxury hotels”
😂😂😂
“Took off like a bat on a hill” lmao
Man what's the proper metaphor Chris was trying go use?
Took off like a bat outta hell.
“Keep your eye on the tiger”
Best fucking motivational advice I've ever had
kind of weird I think about it, but in the last scene the painting behind tony is a tiger
"keep your eye on the tiger like a bat on a hill"
Did he mean "eye on the target"?
@@VarrialeAndrea he mixed "keep your eye on the target/ball" with "keep the eye OF the tiger."
That is you're the tiger, with stalking eyes, building slowly, til you catch your prey. Be patient.
Revenge is like a pound of cold cuts best served with a gallon of gold.
-Sun Tazoo
The way JT looks at Little Carmine after he says “sub-species” lol
What would be the correct word there?
Сибас Лаврак Auspices.
@@lproof8472 Thanks
Nobody ever says auspices in real life
I said this at my film school and was immediatly embarressed when no one got the joke/reference
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts" still one of my favourite lines
That’s just fowl
There all just *meat eaters* anyway.
À la Richie Aprile
Revenge is best served right out da fridge. No microphone needed.
Little Carmine may be the most unintentionally funny character in TV history 😅😅😅
"Mass asstizized" 🤣 I still laugh my ass off to that nearly 15 years later.
I watched every sopranos episode the night it came on. Never missed a episode the entire run. The "mass asstizized" moment I can still remember like it happened last night 🤣 me and my boys damned near pissed ourselves laughing. Paulie was always my favorite.
What does it actually mean and what does he intended with that?
Hahaha I'm from Brazil
@@joaoluca9141 me·tas·ta·size
/məˈtastəˌsīz/
verb MEDICINE
past tense: metastasized; past participle: metastasized
(of a cancer) spread to other sites in the body by metastasis.
"cancers that metastasize to the brain"
My favorite one
"this alteration you had with him, you're at the precipice Tony of an enormous crossroad"
That's made me laugh heartily
If you meet a guy who mispronounces “Sun Tzu” and “Machiavelli” without misquoting them, you’re dealing with a dangerous man 😂
A guy that actually read them and not just heard about them
Also in the “let the past be bygones” scene little carmine says “for whatever reason certain events have expired”
Yeah, that line is in this video
Whatever happened there..
The compilation, it even outshone Versailles
Ver-sales
@@neilgerace355 points finger , " Where the King Lived"...
Duh something...
"The king, he had a minister, DUH-something".
Foo-something! It was actually Nicholas Fouqet - pronounced Foo-K - Finance minister for Louis IV - imprisoned for misappropriation of state funds
Carmine Jr. must have seen The Man In The Iron Mask
Also, thank you for the excellent presentation. No added music, no unnecessary edits. Just presentation that speaks for itself. Brilliant; thanks.
People still say the sopranos isn't a comedy..
Derek Marshall those people don’t really understand this thing of ours
I realized that about six months ago that's just what it is...a ubtle dark comedy
It will always be the funniest show I've ever seen. And Sopranos comment section are comedy gold
SHUT UP CONAN AVATAR YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
Its @dramedy
“Psychiatry and cunnilingus have brought us to this!”
My favorite line of the entire series.
One of mine as well. That and "How the Fu** Did you get fired from Blockbuster?"
@@eileenmaher2101 😂
And „Remember when is the lowest kind of conversation“ - best non comical quote
Is that an Uncle June quote?
@@MacJaxonManOfAction no idiot it was Tony’s
The look on every single face in the “not sit down” when Little Carmine said..”A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold.” Everyone was looking around like WTF?
What was the original intended reference?
"Blood is thicker than water" ??
But that one actually makes sense. A smattering of blood is more expensive than wealth because it always costs more than it's worth
blood is heavier than gold would be the correct way to put it but little carmine is special
I can only imagine the writers rolling on the floor with laughter as they throw these little tidbits in. Brilliant!!
Hannibal Lecture 😂
Gets me every damn time hahaha
The Sopranos keep me coming back ....dare I say ,that the comments er, likewise .....a malawotsit!
I rolled
I say that whenever that character comes up in conversation just to see if the other person notices or if I can get them to question that the character is actually named Hannibal Lecture.
Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes
This is amazing! Didn’t realize how often they worked this into the script. Thanks!
I think what makes this even more funny is that the actors sell the lines so convincingly, my brain wants to think the vocabulary is legit.
actors selling their lines convincingly? wow that is totally unheard of
@@goodwillhumping7331 Never said it was unheard of, just praising an aspect of the show. Not sure why you're shitting on my comment but hey have fun.
@@dudeguys6362 i troll shitting on a comment. wow that's unheard of
@@goodwillhumping7331Once again, I didn't say it was unheard of. I don't want to ruin your fun though, so by all means get the last word. I'm sure you can't help yourself.
@@dudeguys6362 last word in
Proper grammar, whatever happened there...
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE !?
@@ultraheaven8968
A: "What ever happened they're..."
B: "What Ever Happened '*THEY'RE*'????!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED '*THEY'RE*'????!!! IT'S WHAT HAPPENED *THERE*!!! GET IT RIGHT! Now go get your shine box!"
Hahahahah
I'll tell you what happened there. He tried to type his last paragraph and couldn't even press a key. His subspecies put 4 bullets in my kid brother without any punctuation whatsoever.
Very allegorical
I watched this series very closely and caught a lot of these malaprops. But I missed many of them. They go by so quickly and are so well written.
"I apologies for my foul language.....fowl spelt with a w". Love that Tony always thinks he is the smartest guy, having done a year at colleage and read a few paragraphs of Freud and believes he understands the human condition. But in reality he is one of the main culprits. Brilliant writing.....I feel totally ostraphized.
But he is very intelligent just not in the traditional sense
Yeah but fuck Freud
All this... From the letter W
Hes probably one of the most I intelligent characters, especially compared to the other idiots
Tony attended Rutgers University for a semester.
Little Carmine had to have the last word - he was the king of these 😂
stevebrizzle @ :09 does he say the sacred and the propane?
bhfred23 - yup 😄
Good god he’s dumb. And boy is Tony fat
He was really stupid
Jswin only in latter seasons. Season 1 Tony really wasn’t fat, he coulda been a varsity athlete in the shape he was in back then, had small hands, that’s what held him back
This show is an absolute gold. Never fails to entertain. Everytime little carmine speaks, the look on their faces becomes priceless.
"eyeball witness" this is just comedy without the laugh track.
What’s wrong with this one? And with the Carmine one about blood and gold?
@@chibz92 it's "eyewitness". No one says "eyeball witness".
@@doublea6586 the po-lice did use that term in the Wire
@@chibz92 A gallon of gold? Think about that for a second.
Maybe you lamb chop it huh 🤣🤣🤣
As an electronics guy "Piss into a cathode tube" will always be my fav lol.
David Sotomayor disconnect the flyback first! 😂
I enjoy that as a nurse
Thats why my CRT TVs never lasted too long.
I read this one just as the part I. The video came up. Lol.
😂
Heart worming to see Furio grew up watching Lamb Chop reruns in Italy
It’s funny to observe how Tony occasionally comes out with some arcane bit of knowledge you would never suspect his character would have.
Yeah, his arcade knowledge was pretty good
actually they kept him quite in line with his character, it was mentioned multiple times that he's a history buff, so him knowing about nostradamus and stuff like that makes sense. Plus he had a semester in college.
He's gotta IQ of 130. It's been tested....
They should've make Newark about Tony's semester in college.
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And 10 who were with the vipers..
Yeah, they were all interior decorators.
@Moon Watcher really? Your house looks like shit
How could he not have included this scene? One of the best malapropisms in one of the best episodes.
THE OTHERS WERE THE COLLEGE STUDENTS THAT GOT ROBBED
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...LOL!!!
2 things; From a backstory perspective, all these guys would’ve been raised by non-native speakers and Carmine was likely an autodidact. Their linguistic entanglements meant they had to go to work before they finished their educations. I was raised by a mom non-native speaker and she constantly “malapropiszed” all over the place!
"Carmine was likely an autodidact" - yeah, I always thought that about him. It seems like he reads a lot, but without any education or mingling with actually intelligent people, he never really figures out how to pronounce things.
"and the propane"....the writers must have been laughing their asses off coming up with that line.
I sell profane and profane accessories.
You forgot two good ones:
Tony: "The Reverend Rodney King Jr. said, why can't we all just get along"
Christopher: "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a$$hole hit him with an apple"
Lmfaooo
What's wrong with the first one?
I believe it was Da Something who said that.
This best misappropriation of the Isaac Newton story was in Red Dwarf from the Cat...
"ArchImedes the inventor guy, who sat under a tree, got hit on the head by a bath, shouted FORMICA, and invented gravy".
Quality.
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That's a complete misegenation of the approximate relativisms.
I'm just sayin'...
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I never caught that as many times I've watched this show
Chris : "law & order, the SUV" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I sometimes see myself in little carmine. It's like my own echo in the mirror.
You're very allegorical.
The sacred and the propane
“F***ing albacore around my neck” gets me every time.
My favorite lol
Do you know what Jonny says right after she says, “What are you drunk?”
Found out it’s Donna Bella which means something along the lines of pretty woman
@@johnnywishbone1349 Per la Madonna, I think.
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It roughly translates as ‘for the Mother of Christ!’. It literally means ‘for my Lady!’. Per la Madonna
Paulie trying to lay wisdom on Tony B, an actual smart guy, is gold.
Lol just realised Tony took whatever Dr Melfi told him and said it to others 😂😂
Those moments were the most obvious hints that Tony was not benefiting from the therapy and was, in fact, just using it to improve his criminal activity.
@@Supersquigi lmao Tony being stupid and just reusing fancy words and phrases that Melfi said wasn’t him improving criminal anything, plus I think he does it with other people
@@SupersquigiJesus Christ you people
he did it alot with junior as well
@@Condobius Remember Tony was a crook from Jersey and didn't do great in school but was high IQ. Take someone with high IQ but little education and put them in a criminal environment and you get Tony.
This is a great compensation of clips. Very well put together.
They didn't always congregate the words correctly.
Very allegorical.
Who ever wrote the stricts for these characters is a comedic genius.
"It's better to talk and appear stupid than to remain silent and eliminate all doubt"
-Prince Maggio Billy
"Takes one to know one."
-"Swish."
-Homer Simpson
Hahaha. I just rewatched the entire series. Pure genius. "Don't get all penisary around her Volvo" is classic line. But every time little Carmine is in a scene, my ears prick up, because I know he's going to be dropping at least one linguistic gem. The master of the fox pass (faux pas)
He reminds me of that old Indian guy, Gangi.
@@joelspringman7748 And Albert Frankeinstein
“A pint of Blood cost more than a gallon of gold” Then the look on Butchy’s Face 🤣🤣
Half of these I get so caught off guard when I hear it, I can’t immediately think of the right way to say it.
Half of these I don't even know the proper word for all I know is that it's definitely not what they said 😭
Just now my grandpa taught me about "skid-talking." It's similar to a malapropism, known as a slip of the mind. Examples he told me were: "When I wake you up in the morning, don't just stand there" and "If George Washington were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."
The best thing about these is the terrific responses of other actors and actresses when they react to what is said
"Peeps? It's a f*cking nickname! His family name is PeparellI!"
"They're gonna redo it. F*cking Jason, he's dyslexic."
"what's that got to do with it?"
love this exchange
It kills me everytime
DYING!!!!!
You gotta know Jim and Steve took so many takes, they must have corpsed?
I had to replay “they were all meat-eaters.”
“Meteors, meteors”
Too funny.
Take it easy ...
Water over the dam.
Hey, what do I know of gastronomy?
Funny part is that not all dinosaurs were meat eaters
Paulie with the wave-off
The sacred and the propane is gold
Little Carmine is so underrated as a character. I love the guy.
Great writing, the nuance is really protolithic. I've heard that the actors adhered to a very strict "no ad libido" policy. Makes sense.
Very observatory
@@Dennis-xj8nhthanks the gabbagool helps with my focus
"And I was fuckin' prostate with grief!" His conviction while saying something so ridiculous always gets me.
How the Actor playing Little Carmine kept a straight face delivering those Lines is just beyond my understanding ..
lmfao
The first few times he probably thought the malapropism lines were a mistake so he probably went to the writers like “dude no hate but I think it’s the sacred and the profane?”
Little Carmine is a comical genius, in the algoricle sense..
@@ciscosvp2075 Its a dish otomy
6:41 So incredible how he always makes no sense, but we always know exactly what he means.
4:09 “hyperbolic chamber”
Tony wearing the head gown was too much 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for putting this together! Truly one of the best 10 mins on UA-cam. Just more evidence on why this was the greatest show ever.
Tony’s been watching a little too much DBZ.
Captain Teebs ova here.